Can't Last Long With Girlfriend @Hodgetwins
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- Опубліковано 17 вер 2024
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Keith and Kevin Hodge, aka the Hodgetwins, are famously known for their comedic commentary, regarding politics, fitness tips, and relationship advice across their several UA-cam channels!
"Aint nobody out of your league man, wat are you a piece of shit of something? " 😹😹😹
😂😂😂
Nicole___ 😂😂😂😭
I died at Kevin's "splitting in half" demonstration! 😂😂😂😂 "brrrrrrrrraaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!
you cute 💋
How you write this when you dead..
I'll give it to you baby
all kindz of creep action
+takemasterx ALLLLLL KINDS
1:21 Kevin's fatality if he was in Mortal Kombat.
lmfaooo
Lmaoooooo
lmao!
😂😂😂
im fucking crying
I made a mistake trying to imagine Morgan freeman narrating me going deep inside, started laughing and she looked at me like I was crazy.
I’m using this soon lol
@@daniellucas9063 nah fam. Use the Fleece Johnson narration.
*I likes ya, and I want cha, so we can either do this the easy way or the hard way. The choice is yours.*
Passion Fire lmfaooooo
@@sebrian1838 l
About to try this tonight 💀
2:09 there's a "Orora"
-Keith hodge 2016
Hahaha.
Aurora
Lmao Aura
Aurora. He meant aura, though.
remind me of the dave Chappell skit when the asian guy couldn't say lala .lmao .orora
Split her in half - Lord Kevin the quote of the century
I'm dying how dare he say that smh lmao 😭😂😂
that is history right there
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
+TYLER K LMAOOOO
"FATALITY"
Kevin used to have that desiigner panda spray back in the day
Grrrrraaaaaaah
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA IM FUCKIN DONE
Desiigner spraying the broads from Atlanta mayn
lel
killing isis with his mushroom tip lmao
"What he falls out of bed?" LOL
Marques M lollllllllloud
5:21 The biggest twin moment in history
Tell me about it!
Hell yea 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 oh yes!!!!!!!!!!!!
that twin action right there lol
Hahahahahahaha 😂😂 scratch scratch, scratch scratch
7:46 that’s warming me up....
What
🤣🤣🤣
1:21
😭😭😭😭
"OMAHA LEAVE THE NUTS OUT"
OMAAHAAA
Haha
Yea throwback to when hodgetwins did it all the time. They would bring their heads back and then like thrust forward lmao
That profile picture though XD
better close dat mouf
"That's warming me up"
"What !?"
Y'all should do story times again
👍
gimme da link fo story time G
An Aurora? the fuck are you talking about? the northern lights?
SeasuPanda They meant Aura
SeasuPanda omfg
damn that ending had me laughing
damn that profile picture had me laughing
damn that face had me laughing
FUUUARRRRRRKKK
yoo let me join the gang #NutBust
SUP ERRYYBODY
"You Became a Bitch"
-Lord Keith
BroGamersz "yeah..uh.. thats true, it is better"
Holy shit 5:21 they started scratching their heads at the exact same time!!!!
lol I was about to say the same thing
That's that twin action
was about to comment exactly that
Yesss lol....the dame time and the same place!
Heath: my head's itch too man.
5:21 I love how Kevin and Keith just scratched their heads at the same time there.
And in the same place too lol
I noticed that too
IT'S KEITH AND KEVIN. KEITH RUNNING SHIT OVA DEA BITCH
That's that twin action.
Ryma Racabre it's that twin action
"See when I was younger, like 18-19.
I would go up inside right... the I pull back, go back in.. then bout like this.. Then I'll pull out and spray her down" 💀😂😂😂😂😂
Brrrrrraaaaahhhh
I died when Keith said that
😭😭😭
An aura..
+TheSeductiveArts lol I guess I should let the twins be the twins
+pmcfarlin7 And you should have said *you're* instead.
03/06/2016 - NICE EDIT BITCH
+Wasteland What
+pmcfarlin7 Bitch
Damn it im getting Fable 3 flashbacks
Keith- Kiss on her neck, warm her up be for you even stick your tip in her
Kevin- Aw man... Thats warming me up...
Keith- What!?
LMAO these dudes are forever comedy!!
Kevin*- Kiss on her neck, warm her up be for you even stick your tip in her
Keith*- Aw man... Thats warming me up...
Kevin*- What!?
The awkwardness
"That's warming me up"
"What!"
I tried thinking about LeBron and ending up busting faster than usual, what does mean?
It means ball is life mayne, no shame
+TheFreshFootballer XD
Hahahaha... It means u gay as fuck bro
+JoeNavy1983 Nah
mean u got a lil meat
"Thats Warming me up"
"What?"... *looks down*
HE SAID AURORA OMG LMAOOOOOOOO IM DYING ITS AURA 😂😂😂😭😂 he's watching too much disney
kevin stay interrupting keith 😂😂😂😂
King Isaac which one's which
Viwe Mbava kevin always on the left and keith is always on the right.
@@azania1243 and Keith has a stripe on the foreheas
"HHRRRRRR" - Kevin Hodge 2016
1:22 "RRRRRRRR!" xD
crying laughing lmao
LMFAO!!!!!
That's hilarious
HAHAHAHA
I fucking died 😂💀
I'm not the only one that came early
I see what you did there
lol
huehuehue.
OK Sam Smith
+Faouzi Taibi 😂😂😂 good one
Keith getting better with saying "title uh dis email." Making articulation gains
My nigga Kevin an expert at this shit lmaooo
I can just see Keith giving his kid the birds and the bees talk "boy make sure you leave them nuts hanging out"
*excited tapping on Keith's shoulder*
"Can I say something?"
hahahah Kevin is so cute 😂
1:21
5:21 twin telepathy right there
1:21
9:40 all kinds of drugs kickin in....all kinds
lmfao
"Oh I got all kinds of tips man" Why dont you give him some.......Awkward pause and silence as the thoughts of invisible "MUSHROOM TIPS" float all over the room.
Thinking about something else when it starts to fizz is HORRIBLE advice. when it's fizzing it's too late! when the fizzing start's i'd suggest slowing down or stopping completely, go deep and hold it for a while! :P
lol Go deep and hold it for awhile ain't gonna work if your sugar walls shift and start bouncin that ass on ya. Goin deep and stoppin when it fizzes is askin for that creampie action. lol
+C Turner you're right. don't go deep. one the fizz starts, PULL OUT! For the love of god pull out! I tried that. my daughter will be 3 years old next month. smh...
+Mississippiking03 u fuked up
+Don KamikazeHD ahh, it happens... That's how humans have survived this long since them caveman days... Atleast now we are aware of the fizz and got an advantage. Them cavemen didn't give a damn lol, they just left the nuts hangin out 24/7. Once you go 1/4 to mid fizz, thats the point of no return.. whether you're deep inside them warm walls or outside with no hands, you're bustin all kindzzz...
+C “Gage” Turner lmao them .nigas was ruthless as hell they didn't give a fuk going all up in em walls lol , but yh u right it is what it is
Stroke one off is the best advice. Clean the pipes has always ALWAYS kept me in the game.
5:22 why did you both scratch the side of your head at the same time near the same place
Some twin action. Yeeeeaaaah
Peyton Manning: Blue 47!
Omaha!
Leave the nuts out!
😂
This gon' be good. Look like Keith about to get snapped up
1:20 I'M CRYING OMG
That "just longer than 10 mins vid" jks, luv your vids
but there arent more ads tho
yh ikr
you guys are doing such good work to advance our society and culture. keep up the great work, your mamma has to be really proud of you.
What happens if I think about Lebron and bust even quicker? Am I gay?
Nah bruh you just love the game
+Ba$ed God Yeah true that. Next time im gonna think of Lebron, KD and Curry at the same time and bust a fat nut.
Glad I'm not the only one
David Ortiz Bruh you just made this weird
think of ur mom or sister... incest is wincest
I love the way Kevin says "Clit-ore-his". I love it. Makes me laugh every time. And actually, this is some good advice.
that outro though lol
that scared me lol
+Jonas Johnson it's his first time doing it
IKR I was like WTF LOL
I was waiting for a jumpscare
+Jonas Johnson THIS PARTICULAR VIDEO is the first time he's ever done it is what they are saying man!
That ending haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
"What are you some kinda piece of shit or somethin" 😂😂😂😂
“OMAHA”! 😂🤣
An 'araura' hahahahaha I was dyin
"I'll fade away and classify myself as obsolete!"
the ending is biblical!!😂😂😂
The hodge twins outro was always funny and amazing but this one is something else😂😂😂😂
"Omaha blue 47" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂💀
8:14 Keith reaction got me dead ! lmfao
Here's a tip. Put numbing gel on your bell end.
/thats a lovely "tip" you got there
+injecta999 oh 😂 thank you very much!
+Leave Da Nuts Hanging Out mushroom tip and bell end are synonymous.
+Leave Da Nuts Hanging Out Lol did u just join the crowd? Mushroom tip has been said forever. it's a legendary term, however bell end came into existence because Kevin wanted to add more variety when describing hard cocks. Yes, we the crowd, prefer mushroom tip but bell end is acceptable.
+Leave Da Nuts Hanging Out 😂😂ok. You have a valid point. As far as weight goes, mushroom tip cums ahead every time.
Oh man thats warming me up.
What?!
Hahahhahaha 7:40
Damn they on some twin shit fr 5:20
Trey Wilso I never noticed that and that's fuckin hilarious
I died at 1:20 😂😂😂
Traci Harrison hell yeah 😂😂
Traci Harrison lmaoo me too
"What are you? A piece of shit or something?" Golden question of the day.
1:20 shit had me dead😂😂😂💀💀💀
IGH! IGH! Got The Juice he turned to desiigner 😂
2:21 I can say from first hand experience that this is true. Even the girl who you believe to be incredibly nice will walk all over your ass if you give them the power. I never believed that my ex was above my league but I did let her walk all over me. I learnt it the hard way. What ever you do never give the girl the power. Never back down unless your obviously wrong.
"You just became obsolete"
"Nah there's a better word for that"
"What's a better word then obsolete"
"BITCH. You became a bitch" 😂😂😂
These fucking videos will never get old no matter how many times I re-watch them 🤣
I love Kevin the most
Me too
I love Keith the most...something about his serious demeanor that really does it for me lol
+greedy14u 🙋🏽Team Keith! 💯💋❤️😘😍
Yesss me too I can't ever take him seriously!!!
+Kelly Woods both at the same time 😈 lol
lmaooo when Keith is like "Gawddayum!" when Kevin kept going on about the foreplay
Kevin's example of splitting them in half was fucking priceless 😂😂😂😂
7:46 "damn that's warming me up" -kevin
"what?!!" -Keith
Kevin got me cracking up when he said "uhh uhh ahh rrrrhh"
7:45
“Aw man.. that’s warming me up”..
Gives concerned look “what”!!
They actually gave good advice
Kevin's face at the end 😂😂😂😂
LMFAO Split her in half what the fuuuuck
1:21
The phone ping cracks me up
"Larry bird shooting threes will keep you from coming" - hodgetwins 2017
I can FINALLY tell them apart
"Oh man that's warming me up..."
"...... what?"
LMBO
GREAT FACE LORD KEITH! 😂😂😂
POW POW!! Real hodgetwins fans would remember
Loool back when they said you should clench the butt cheeks to get rid of that fizz action
Cialisandhornygoatweed lmaoo! yep! That video had me rollin XD
Haha that shopfiy orders going through
Wtf happened at the end?! LOL
demon
He said you can't think about larry bird shooting threes for too long lol
Damn..they were actually trying to give this guy some good clean advice..
Daayummm the outro had me rollin for hours.....
damn we're early, right babe?
...yep
Gotdammit whatever it takes
this gut said thats warming me up
Lord Keith was possessed by the Blair Witch at the closing 😂
"I'll fade away and classify myself obsolete " *OBSOLETE*
I miss these videos
FUCKING OUTRO MUSIC HAD ME THINKING I WAS IN THE JUNGLE OR BEING PUT UP AS A TRIBUTE AT A FIRE PIT...
"Now it's just one big load then the rest just pours out."
5:56 - SHUTTTUP... (aaawwwgghh) ...OUTT DAAA WAYYY
An "aurora" lmao I'm done
That shit at the end was friggin hilarious 😂😂😂 them funny faces!
1:15 to 1:24 FUCKING LOLS M8
U mirin brah?
''RRRRRRR''
fuaaaaaaaa
"Hrrrrrr"
- Kevin Hodge 2016
Hodge twins for president
Laser action going...loooollll
IT'S OK, SOMETIMES WITH THE 1ST CREAMPIE, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO LAST LONG!!! SOMETIMES IT TAKES AROUND THE 2ND OR 3RD CREAMPIE IN ORDER FOR YOU TO BUILD UP YOUR ENDURANCE!!! ALSO, PACE YOURSELF!!! DON'T DO IT TOO FAST!!! LIKE H-TOWN SAID, "THEY LIKE IT SLOW, HUMPING FAST THAT AIN'T GONE GO, DON'T YOU KNOW THEY LIKE IT SLOW"!!!! ABOUT 100-500+ SLOW STROKES WILL GIVE YOU A BETTER QUALITY OF CREAMPIES!!! EAT, SLEEP, CREAMPIE, REPEAT.....CREAMPIES GALORE......CREAMPIES FOREVER!!!
(^__^)