How To Beat The VAMPIRE BALLERINA In "Abigail"

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  • @Mo3ez.
    @Mo3ez. 6 місяців тому +1205

    Have a damn good day

  • @AngryPengu
    @AngryPengu 6 місяців тому +1731

    Gotta love the ballerina vampire, that part where she just looked bored while removing her restraints while they were shouting at each other spoke to my soul.

    • @shhsdgagsgd-it8xg
      @shhsdgagsgd-it8xg 5 місяців тому +26

      Fr I love her

    • @PolishGuy
      @PolishGuy 5 місяців тому

      I haven't watched the movie, what are you talking about?

    • @HariS-jp4kk
      @HariS-jp4kk 4 місяці тому

      ​@@PolishGuyye me too bc I can't find it lol😂😅

    • @jenno5555
      @jenno5555 3 місяці тому +1

      It’s on Peacock

    • @ColeAndPhoebeForever
      @ColeAndPhoebeForever 29 днів тому +1

      I know, right? She was like: "Y'know, think these idiots will realize I'm the most dangerous being in the room? Nope, didn't think so … uh-oh, the teenager saw me, she's next on my puppet synchronized dance-off! Jessica, you're mine.” BTW, I've got the perfect How To Beat movie: Case 39; it starrs Renee Zelwigger and Jodelle Ferland, not to mention Bradley Cooper (Chip from the 1991 version of Beauty and the Beast). I can't wait to see you cover this film, innocent little girl on the outside, or evil grey-skinned demon within. Have fun!

  • @sunnydered5545
    @sunnydered5545 6 місяців тому +1476

    I feel like they would have failed at this even if there wasn't a vampire... taking off a victim's blindfold? Trying to hit on your fellow criminal while you're on the job? Tighten up, people!

    • @imjustarandom1459
      @imjustarandom1459 6 місяців тому +25

      ong

    • @shadystuff673
      @shadystuff673 5 місяців тому +6

      Fr

    • @alicianelson1252
      @alicianelson1252 4 місяці тому +40

      Plus they go in and out of her room giving her multiple opportunities to escape get in their heads or figure out their identities

    • @Zachary-di9io
      @Zachary-di9io 4 місяці тому +3

      They wannabe drake

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 4 місяці тому +8

      @@alicianelson1252to be fair, what kid is gonna do any of that. If Abigail was just a rich kid like they thought then she’d be no threat

  • @Loli-Knight
    @Loli-Knight 6 місяців тому +479

    As a former security guard for particularly wealthy individuals the lack of meaningful security at the beginning of the movie is actually REALLY common. Most wealthy people will skimp out on anything that isn't a status symbol or value holder. The most you'll get out of them for security, most of the time, is an incredibly basic security system and maybe a guard or two depending on the size of the location. It's actually hilariously easy to steal from the "rich" most of the time because of this. However, what tends to keep thieves and the like away is that the rich tend to huddle together in communities where anybody that also isn't super rich sticks out like a sore thumb, so any guards or cam-guards will be on high alert the moment they see a single soul moving outside at any time of day that isn't an expected deliveryman or business appointment. As such it's usually not worth trying to knock over a rich individual unless they have a compound that's separate from a wealthy community and thus easier to sneak around. However, most rich individuals with homes like that live SO FAR from other communities that it's not worth a thief's time going out to them (thieves prefer simple, quick marks). This is why most thievery is done against lower middle class or the poor as it's much easier to blend into and look like an individual who would otherwise normally live and walk about the areas those people live in.

    • @luckyowl6432
      @luckyowl6432 5 місяців тому +52

      I feel oddly inspired.

    • @gabrielsfilms2086
      @gabrielsfilms2086 5 місяців тому +49

      ...thanks for the tips.

    • @jackfire2316
      @jackfire2316 5 місяців тому +12

      If only I was in America

    • @timebomb4562
      @timebomb4562 5 місяців тому +7

      you were a security guard
      Cool

    • @Pudding--
      @Pudding-- 5 місяців тому +21

      mfw the security guard goes by the online alias loli knight

  • @unknownchoujin1436
    @unknownchoujin1436 6 місяців тому +2911

    How to beat Abigail: don't be a criminal and don't take part in kidnapping.

    • @user-umineko11
      @user-umineko11 6 місяців тому +43

      Do not let me get near Abigail because she will not be walking 😈

    • @plasmo942
      @plasmo942 6 місяців тому +118

      Right. As I was watching the movie, I’m like this is probably the easiest horror movie to beat, just not kidnap a kid. Then when Abigail was telling them why they are there I was like ‘oh ok also don’t be a shit human’ easy.

    • @damionknoxTyler
      @damionknoxTyler 6 місяців тому +46

      ​@@user-umineko11oh no your right she'll be flying 😂

    • @jeffthomas122
      @jeffthomas122 6 місяців тому +6

      EXACTLY

    • @unknownchoujin1436
      @unknownchoujin1436 6 місяців тому +63

      @@user-umineko11 👮🏾‍♀️”Sir, are you insinuating child sa?”

  • @Elzzaw
    @Elzzaw 6 місяців тому +503

    3:25 I love how you point out the mirror in her bedroom like the kidnappers should've _obviously_ known they were kidnapping a vampire lol.

    • @gabrielsfilms2086
      @gabrielsfilms2086 5 місяців тому +48

      mirrors aren't even made of silver anymore, so a vampire could probably see their reflection anyways

    • @Quincy_Morris
      @Quincy_Morris 5 місяців тому +15

      Lots of people cover their mirrors to prevent dust

    • @THEO00900
      @THEO00900 4 місяці тому +13

      Also " ah yes we have guns. Let's make wooden stakes instead to deal with a hitman"

    • @radiantshay2146
      @radiantshay2146 4 місяці тому +12

      @@gabrielsfilms2086 I never knew silver was the reason they couldn't see their reflection. I figured it wouldn't show in water or any other reflective surface either. Like lacking a soul prevents the reflection from manifesting

    • @radiantshay2146
      @radiantshay2146 4 місяці тому +3

      @@Quincy_Morris Literally never met one person who did this to a bedroom mirror lol

  • @thebxsketcxse
    @thebxsketcxse 6 місяців тому +509

    for some reason i always forget that movies are filmed way in advance before they're released, so when i saw angus cloud i was super confused for a moment. rest in peace :(

  • @jaymezdean2007
    @jaymezdean2007 6 місяців тому +463

    I’m calling it now, Abigail vs. Megan!!

  • @edwinalvarez8754
    @edwinalvarez8754 6 місяців тому +390

    wild that they didn’t stake her while she was knocked out. wild that they didn’t break out through the basement window the entire night that was literally only covered by WOODEN PLANKS

    • @DarkBlood-rf5sk
      @DarkBlood-rf5sk 6 місяців тому +30

      They couldn't kill her they were intending to trade her to lazaar for their lives, remember?

    • @bellini6507
      @bellini6507 6 місяців тому +71

      ​@DarkBlood-rf5sk That's still stupid. Abigail legit told them that the money didn't exist because everything was a trap and her father didn't care about her. Also, it's stupid to believe that her father, a virus vampire killer, would spare their lives even if they gave Abigail back. They were going to die regardless. The main character just got lucky in the end because of Abigail's mercy, not Abigail's father. He was going to eat her if it weren't for Abigail

    • @DarkBlood-rf5sk
      @DarkBlood-rf5sk 6 місяців тому +26

      @@bellini6507 she told them after she woke up not before getting knocked out

    • @DarkBlood-rf5sk
      @DarkBlood-rf5sk 6 місяців тому +18

      And tell me, what other choice did they have? With abigail dead, nobody could have saved them from lazaar

    • @DarkZ0l
      @DarkZ0l 5 місяців тому +17

      Even if they did, it'd basically guarantee that the dad would kill them. We saw how powerful vampire Frank was. The dad would definitely be more powerful

  • @Peppino_bois
    @Peppino_bois 6 місяців тому +1095

    "what would you do?"
    Die I'm not surviving

    • @Shi3sty1k
      @Shi3sty1k 6 місяців тому +51

      Just don’t steal her😂

    • @SuperJelly55
      @SuperJelly55 6 місяців тому +12

      ​@@Shi3sty1k 💀 easy for you to say

    • @itzskye7074
      @itzskye7074 6 місяців тому +10

      I can’t survive any of these omds

    • @fatherlesschild-yes
      @fatherlesschild-yes 6 місяців тому +1

      same

    • @sunrise_reverie
      @sunrise_reverie 5 місяців тому +2

      This is always my instant answer whenever I start to listen to any of these xD

  • @angeldog15
    @angeldog15 6 місяців тому +565

    "Sometimes you have to be a little bit naughty!"
    Still cannot believe this is the same actress who played Matilda in the 2022 musical adaptation!

  • @ziggydoesstardust7144
    @ziggydoesstardust7144 6 місяців тому +132

    Abigail was the best oart of the movie hands down. That kid ate every scene

    • @barryroyal7233
      @barryroyal7233 5 місяців тому

      the movie is called Abigail if you didn't know

    • @Axralliiq
      @Axralliiq 5 місяців тому +26

      The kid also ate most of the crew

    • @barryroyal7233
      @barryroyal7233 5 місяців тому

      @@jwhite-1471 yeah but it's expected

    • @barryroyal7233
      @barryroyal7233 5 місяців тому +1

      @@jwhite-1471 most of the time in a movie with the character the movie is named after is in the movie they usually Play a main factor in the movie Majority of the time So if the movie is named after the character then it's kind of expected for that character to be the best part of the movie

    • @FairyTailFables
      @FairyTailFables 3 місяці тому

      @@jwhite-1471they literally just said the movie was called Abigail plus it’s a opinion

  • @jeannemorgan397
    @jeannemorgan397 6 місяців тому +178

    "It's unreasonable to assume a character knows what genre they're in"

    • @Quincy_Morris
      @Quincy_Morris 5 місяців тому +20

      This channel really needs to understand that

  • @Solararisa
    @Solararisa 6 місяців тому +137

    Alisha Weir is a terrific actress. It's scary how good she is at this age already. She will be a menace in the near future.

    • @lessismore8533
      @lessismore8533 5 місяців тому +6

      Not really surprising. Kids will automatically get praise because they’re YOUNG. Don’t get me wrong not discrediting her. But amazing kids in horror films existed since Linda Blair in the exorcist. There’s also Daveigh Chase and the girl who played the Orphan…

  • @BlBl-wm6hb
    @BlBl-wm6hb 6 місяців тому +304

    “What would you do” is a iconic phrase at this point

    • @itzskye7074
      @itzskye7074 6 місяців тому +5

      So is, “ *name* you fucked up!”

    • @Arrow12212
      @Arrow12212 6 місяців тому +1

      Is an*

    • @BlBl-wm6hb
      @BlBl-wm6hb 6 місяців тому +1

      @@Arrow12212 fatherless

    • @LaurenWeyant
      @LaurenWeyant 5 місяців тому +1

      Theres also "are you ..."

    • @Arrow12212
      @Arrow12212 5 місяців тому +1

      @@BlBl-wm6hb what?

  • @John_McDonnell_76
    @John_McDonnell_76 6 місяців тому +278

    Took my daughters to the movies to see this. It was so damn good. Great story, original as hell. The girl who played Abigail was freaking amazing.

    • @lynelone5989
      @lynelone5989 6 місяців тому +29

      She definitely nailed it with her acting skills

    • @EpicPlayer1XD
      @EpicPlayer1XD 5 місяців тому +8

      @@lynelone5989that was the girl who played matilda in matilda the musical

    • @lessismore8533
      @lessismore8533 5 місяців тому +6

      Hope they weren’t too young. This is rated R

    • @mushtashio9902
      @mushtashio9902 4 місяці тому +11

      ​@lessismore8533 if they were too young I'm pretty sure that they wouldn't let them in the theater mate.

  • @UnapologeticYen
    @UnapologeticYen 6 місяців тому +337

    RIP to Angus Cloud (who played Dean)

  • @Sylveon1.0
    @Sylveon1.0 6 місяців тому +124

    Nah Abigail really said ‘ *im* not stuck with *you* your stuck with *me* ’

  • @Tavon-m1y
    @Tavon-m1y 6 місяців тому +65

    Nobody notices how so many people get thrown off the highest point in the house and get up fine like nun happen

    • @larkilanders
      @larkilanders 6 місяців тому +9

      Yes, crazy how joey got tossed around, stabbed, punched, bitten, and just shrugged all off like nothing happened

    • @ForcesofRandomness
      @ForcesofRandomness 5 місяців тому

      anyone get the number of that bus?

  • @wocathoden
    @wocathoden 6 місяців тому +154

    Let me get this straight about the 1st gy to die; He's smoking herbs, goes off on his own, then investigates spooky noise? HERB? THAT MAKES YOU PARANOID? AND HE'S ON HIS OWN?

    • @cnfusd1352
      @cnfusd1352 5 місяців тому +6

      Idk its the complete opposite in my case. Maybe differs from person to person

    • @Corpsemangle01
      @Corpsemangle01 5 місяців тому +1

      Cabin in the Woods

  • @Stewertindahouse
    @Stewertindahouse 6 місяців тому +129

    “How to survive Abigail.”
    Don’t Fucking kidnap a child.

    • @RatzEdits
      @RatzEdits 5 місяців тому +9

      God Damn Right

    • @Therandomguyyoumet5yearsagoalt
      @Therandomguyyoumet5yearsagoalt 4 місяці тому +3

      Dam ruined my day plan

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 4 місяці тому +3

      Probably wouldn’t work as she’s outright stated to be a mob assassin. If you do something to piss her dad off then Abigail is gonna come for you

    • @Stewertindahouse
      @Stewertindahouse 4 місяці тому +2

      @@mrcritical6751 okay imma add that. DONT PISS HER DAD OFF!

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 4 місяці тому +1

      @@Stewertindahouse that should honestly not even need to be stated, he’s Dracula as a crime boss, who in their right mind crosses that?

  • @rjshadow4321
    @rjshadow4321 6 місяців тому +102

    they used to put the body face down so when they come out the instead dig deeper and put seeds in a coffin of suspected vampire victims because vampires cant help themselves from counting small things.

    • @Marta_OuO
      @Marta_OuO 6 місяців тому +10

      Are you kidding me? They can't help but to count small things?

    • @Youreamess
      @Youreamess 6 місяців тому +3

      I thought that was only leprechauns and fairies

    • @rjshadow4321
      @rjshadow4321 6 місяців тому +34

      @@Youreamess there is a lot of cross overs in the myths of monsters and creatures some countries also say iron burns them even though its more known for fairies it depends on the area and time of the myths.

    • @podobunny1
      @podobunny1 6 місяців тому +19

      is that why the count from sesame street loves to count??!

    • @kimberlym5988
      @kimberlym5988 5 місяців тому +2

      I think that's only for certain types of vampires though.

  • @shaung949
    @shaung949 5 місяців тому +16

    Abigail is playing with them, if she wanted them dead they wouldn't have survived the kidnapping attempt. She picked each of the members of the team for a specific offense including lambert.

  • @Dagger__Seishin
    @Dagger__Seishin 6 місяців тому +18

    In the end befriend the damn vampire child as soon as possible. Then you can escape when everything else fails.

  • @Biggest_maximus
    @Biggest_maximus 6 місяців тому +250

    hearing Gus Fring saying there's 50 million V-bucks on the line if they complete the mission successfully is something I never expected to hear before GTA 6 drops

  • @BPgamemaster12
    @BPgamemaster12 6 місяців тому +40

    Along with the wooden stakes, I would have also brought any blades from the suit of armors or big knifes from the kitchen as well. For one it's always handy to have a back-up weapon just in case, and two, there was no certainty that that an wooden stake through the heart would even work. Sure using blades against vampires only works in video games, but decapitation are usually a sure fire way to kill an vampire, and also if Abigail ended missing a few limbs, it would make dealing with her a lot easier.

    • @cattherat-ss4kv
      @cattherat-ss4kv 2 місяці тому +1

      Or some of the armour itself. Arm guards and helmets would probably save your life

  • @g-max1808
    @g-max1808 6 місяців тому +82

    Abigail: Practically the main anti hero
    Lamber: The true main villain

  • @darkxemjas2910
    @darkxemjas2910 6 місяців тому +79

    As far as Vampires are concerned, I try to treat them as the ones from the John Carpenter series. If garlic and silver don't work on them, then you can only hope that sunlight will.(in the 1998 movie, the vampires were trying to get rid of that weakness of theirs) I've heard about the running water and the invitation rules, but only in the animes Princess Resurrection and Chibi Vampire. Haven't seen either one anywhere else, so they're most likely false.
    Either way, don't assume anything until you confirm it first.
    Edit: I meant "Princess Resurrection," not whatever I wrote earlier.

    • @randallbesch2424
      @randallbesch2424 6 місяців тому +5

      Silver works on werewolves not vampires.

    • @darkxemjas2910
      @darkxemjas2910 6 місяців тому +11

      @randallbesch2424 In the Blade movies, they claimed that the vampires are allergic to silver, which some cross jewelry are made of, creating the misunderstanding that crosses work on vampires. But only in that movie series. Silver was also mentioned in this video as a weapon to use too.

    • @MunkyDrag0n
      @MunkyDrag0n 6 місяців тому +7

      Renfield also had the invitation gimmick

    • @IndigobluBeauty
      @IndigobluBeauty 6 місяців тому +8

      Fright Night, The Lost Boys also have invitation trope.

    • @mariesindlerova9663
      @mariesindlerova9663 6 місяців тому +11

      The invitation one is quite common. In the mythology of my country a lot of cretures can not enter a house without being invited, wampires being one of them (as most mythologies have their own spin on a wampire)

  • @shaung949
    @shaung949 5 місяців тому +12

    The house security was deliberately lacking as Abigail had planned the job and wanted them to succeed.

    • @cattherat-ss4kv
      @cattherat-ss4kv 2 місяці тому

      That’s why he listed it as a red flag

  • @DemonDante1000
    @DemonDante1000 6 місяців тому +17

    Ok. That smile at 22:46 is probably the scariest thing I have ever seen. "Yeah, go ahead and run. I am going to take my sweet time hunting each and every one of you down."

  • @EndravenMusicChannel
    @EndravenMusicChannel 6 місяців тому +1747

    I feel like vampires would never be a problem because UV lights exist.

    • @yakk8604
      @yakk8604 6 місяців тому +218

      Maybe but they have the same intelligence as humans plus super human speed and strengh

    • @lazyfrog3987
      @lazyfrog3987 6 місяців тому +105

      @@yakk8604 Yet all I need is a uv light and that whole threat is neutralized

    • @mikelrose9685
      @mikelrose9685 6 місяців тому +72

      I wonder if theres a diference in UV-A and UV-B

    • @TheRubendjc
      @TheRubendjc 6 місяців тому +36

      Yes since they wouldnt cover their skin....

    • @jessemiller2697
      @jessemiller2697 6 місяців тому

      UV ... Ugly Vampire lights! I think you are correct 1000%. It would just be fun to not be a jaded adult for awhile , if they were real would they be treated like they all have a disability? Instead of Ann Rice novels like a TLC docuseries about those vamps and the daily struggle against their allergies to the sun and how the hipster neighbors hate them for draining all the blood from their heritage chickens ... It's nice to dream

  • @Hedcase71
    @Hedcase71 5 місяців тому +13

    At the point Abigal showed her true self in the bedroom from then on I agree with you. Abigal could have and did get out of the room and handcuffs and back when she killed Dean. Their identities were blown the second they agreed to the job. Nothing Joey did in the beginning made a bit of difference.

  • @gliocz
    @gliocz 5 місяців тому +10

    Pete: *literally being eaten alive* Abigail: You drink too much.

  • @shadystuff673
    @shadystuff673 5 місяців тому +15

    As master Wu once said “the best way to defeat your enemy is to make them your friend” while she’s in the cage I would have asked her why she’s faking being caught and befriended her there. Knowledge is power, if you know about what they’re capable of they’re less of a threat cause you won’t underestimate them

    • @shadystuff673
      @shadystuff673 5 місяців тому

      I’m fifteen we’d be besties

    • @shadystuff673
      @shadystuff673 5 місяців тому +1

      As proven by the ending she’s logical if try to reason my way out

    • @shaung949
      @shaung949 5 місяців тому +1

      As abigail pointed out at there, they are food. You don't make friends with food.

    • @shadystuff673
      @shadystuff673 5 місяців тому +1

      @@shaung949 obviously you can at the end I mean haven’t we befriended cows sometimes? Sheep several things we consider food?

    • @Dookieexplorer30
      @Dookieexplorer30 4 місяці тому

      @@shadystuff673 Most of us don't actively hunt down cows and torture them for the luls I don't think this is comparable. She would probably play along for 10 seconds and then bite your throat out

  • @fredbarnes2600
    @fredbarnes2600 5 місяців тому +13

    In all fairness if the kids a vamp, she has powers of persuasion. Which got stronger once she could see them. Keeping her knocked out was the only safe way. Assuming she wasn't faking all along.

  • @ricardoaffonso2261
    @ricardoaffonso2261 5 місяців тому +33

    WAIT: I'll take Joey's side on the "don't let her see anyone's face". She was the only one suposed to enter the room, so she just wanted the "child" to be confortable, it was Peter that entered the room without permission, so he broke the rule, not Joey. But whatever, vampire kid, bla bla bla.

    • @la8ball
      @la8ball 4 місяці тому +2

      I'm not sure it mattered. Since she said they were going to die anyways and it was all a trap.

    • @ricardoaffonso2261
      @ricardoaffonso2261 4 місяці тому +6

      @@la8ball it didn't matter because of the vampire kid. But if it was a real kidnap situation, she followed the rules, it wasn't her that entered in the room without covering her face. And he wasn't supposed to enter, so...
      But anyways, vampire kid.

  • @krishanubanerjee6955
    @krishanubanerjee6955 6 місяців тому +18

    37:00 - I wouldn't kidnap anybody, period! Too many variables. Too many opportunities for screw-ups. I'd rather become a banker and *legally* obligate others to pay for my luxurious lifestyle!

    • @cattherat-ss4kv
      @cattherat-ss4kv 2 місяці тому

      And how is that going for you right now

    • @krishanubanerjee6955
      @krishanubanerjee6955 Місяць тому

      @@cattherat-ss4kv Well, I haven't tried to kidnap anybody yet! And, I'm not fighting for my life in a potentially lethal situation every second, so there's that too!

  • @boa2143658709
    @boa2143658709 6 місяців тому +46

    I personally find Kevin Durand one of the funniest dudes around, I had to rewind his stair dive six times cause I was laughing so damn hard at it!
    Still my hands down favorite funny bit his him yelling "yeah Joshua!"

  • @SaysSamara
    @SaysSamara 6 місяців тому +153

    My answer to "What would you do?" In these videos is just die. I'm no hero. Lol

    • @elleon.nxtdoor
      @elleon.nxtdoor 5 місяців тому +2

      LMAOO literally 😭

    • @SaysSamara
      @SaysSamara 3 місяці тому +2

      @@elleon.nxtdoor Well, I would probably cry like a baby first. Lol

  • @brookeespinoza8594
    @brookeespinoza8594 6 місяців тому +25

    I was literally JUST talking about you making this video last night after I watched the movie. Timing is impeccable

  • @Kono-Dio-Da_
    @Kono-Dio-Da_ 4 місяці тому +9

    Dean's T-shirt looks a lot like the bear from "Danganrampa"..
    You know that anime/game where a group of teens are trapped in a room by a Psycho with the only way to escape is to survive...

    • @abbyg3404
      @abbyg3404 2 місяці тому +3

      Monokuma? From Danganronpa?

  • @alex_bearr5612
    @alex_bearr5612 6 місяців тому +41

    Dam, even How To Beat has given up on saving these movie characters. Have A Damn Good Day :)

    • @la8ball
      @la8ball 4 місяці тому

      Yeah, this is one of those things were you're screwed. It's basically don't do it from the start.

  • @Poisonedwight
    @Poisonedwight 6 місяців тому +79

    This was Angus clouds last movie before he died it’s so sad he was so young

    • @lovableairheadmile6809
      @lovableairheadmile6809 6 місяців тому +1

      What happened to him

    • @tenovee3446
      @tenovee3446 6 місяців тому

      ​@@lovableairheadmile6809drug overdose. I Read imdb

    • @candyanna1506
      @candyanna1506 6 місяців тому +5

      @@lovableairheadmile6809he unfortunately overdosed

    • @booyafools5897
      @booyafools5897 6 місяців тому +6

      Maybe if he didn't do the fun powder he'd be alive, he won himself a Darwin Award

    • @siredquinn
      @siredquinn 5 місяців тому

      @@booyafools5897um… he lost his father and he was already addicted and after losing his father that sent him over the edge..

  • @pookie32
    @pookie32 3 місяці тому +3

    Why did I burst out laughing at "moral is at an all time low" 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Hectorm95256
    @Hectorm95256 4 місяці тому +21

    The dad showing up last minute, was a flex I thought

    • @rustyhowe3907
      @rustyhowe3907 4 місяці тому +7

      I want to know who their cleaner is, watching some disgruntled janitor vampire mopping the blood soaked walls and floor would've been hilarious.

    • @wingsclippedwolf
      @wingsclippedwolf 3 місяці тому +2

      @@rustyhowe3907 Then dump everything in that disgusting pool when done. It obviously wasn't the first time. Seriously, the stink should have been horrendous, vomit inducing and unmistakable. Did Sammy not have a sense of smell?

    • @rustyhowe3907
      @rustyhowe3907 3 місяці тому

      @@wingsclippedwolf Ikr? The more we question the more loopholes come out where there's so many we could use them to strain cabbage.

  • @ZoeMaritz
    @ZoeMaritz 6 місяців тому +10

    Moral of the story: don’t kidnap a little ballerina girl from her wealthy father

  • @scrapdog2844
    @scrapdog2844 5 місяців тому +4

    Kathryn Newton playing Sammy in this movie where she played Claire in supernatural was enjoyable and hilarious for me.

  • @og.braihx
    @og.braihx 2 дні тому +2

    "That girl isn't in danger. She *is* the danger." 😭

  • @QhaZomb
    @QhaZomb 6 місяців тому +74

    "dracula jr." missed opportunity to say "draculaura"!

    • @Lulupff
      @Lulupff 5 місяців тому +9

      This ain't monster high

    • @Not_a_Norm1e
      @Not_a_Norm1e 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@Lulupff Thats the joke dingus

    • @themelodybecauseyes
      @themelodybecauseyes 5 місяців тому

      im surprised there hasn't been u full-on arguement already

  • @g14vlogsandchallenges78
    @g14vlogsandchallenges78 5 місяців тому +11

    When Pete jumped I actually screamed FROM THE TOP ROW

  • @faunxwonders
    @faunxwonders 6 місяців тому +53

    This was such a funny movie when I watched it😂😂😂 it was definitely better than most I’ve seen just because I found it hilarious lmao keep up the good work!! Absolutely love your channel💛

    • @devinwade3228
      @devinwade3228 6 місяців тому

      I thought it was a horror movie.

    • @mr.happy1232
      @mr.happy1232 6 місяців тому +1

      @@devinwade3228 i swear halfway it become action comedy. wouldve loved if frank also lived somehow though

  • @unavailableun
    @unavailableun 3 місяці тому +13

    I think the reason Abigail was able to get Joey to take off her blindfold so easily is the mind control, so you can't really blame her. Although you can blame the others for not picking up on it.

  • @6aliph77
    @6aliph77 6 місяців тому +19

    This was a surprisingly entertaining movie

    • @Gracitagouv
      @Gracitagouv 6 місяців тому +2

      Yeah but the ending was a bit meh for me

  • @WhiteRat31
    @WhiteRat31 6 місяців тому +16

    I am deeply impressed by your quality of content keep it goin love your channel!!!

  • @majormediaproductions
    @majormediaproductions 5 місяців тому +10

    That ending was the BEST! Thanks for sharing

  • @JackFulcrum
    @JackFulcrum 6 місяців тому +9

    My son is a big fan of your video,he asked me to write a comment and he is praying that you can read it,He wanted you to do a video of how to beat Bedeviled,is like countdown but more Red flags,HAVE A DAMN GOOD DAY DUDE❤❤❤❤❤

  • @majormediaproductions
    @majormediaproductions 5 місяців тому +9

    B0dy slamming vampire ballerinas is such a wild concept 😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂

  • @sheenaavery
    @sheenaavery 5 місяців тому +6

    Enough with calling them morons. Over 97% of the population would act in this same way, seeing something they never thought was real.

  • @D5J_editzz
    @D5J_editzz 6 місяців тому +51

    1:51 bro did not just say v-bucks💀

    • @Dreadpiratham
      @Dreadpiratham 6 місяців тому +10

      I know. My Brain said “Wait, he said 50 million v-bucks”

    • @Creppx
      @Creppx 6 місяців тому +1

      That’s what I’m saying 😂

  • @DogDay02
    @DogDay02 6 місяців тому +17

    I watched this movie 3 days ago, in my opinion, it’s very good!✨

  • @hylairedessalines8649
    @hylairedessalines8649 6 місяців тому +150

    I think the worst character in the movie Abigail is Frank because he's a selfish and horrible man who only cares about himself in order to get more power and I'm glad he got what he deserved at the end of the movie.

    • @alexishigh1
      @alexishigh1 6 місяців тому +2

      I like frank

    • @alexishigh1
      @alexishigh1 6 місяців тому

      My name is sammy

    • @DankrumStar
      @DankrumStar 6 місяців тому +3

      The part that blows my mind, the most is that he played the beast in Beauty and the beast

  • @darkshogun5887
    @darkshogun5887 5 місяців тому +4

    I watch a lot of vampire movies and tv shows and transforming into a vampire is usually (about 85% of the time) by the same methods. After Abigail was tranquilized the second time, I would have used the empty syringe and collected some of her blood. I would have cut my hand or arm on her teeth and afterward I would have injected myself with the collected blood.

  • @dinodoeseditz
    @dinodoeseditz 6 місяців тому +6

    How to beat Abigail: Show her Matilda the Musical so Alesha falls out of character and you can run away

  • @5p_nutella
    @5p_nutella 6 місяців тому +6

    I don't think most people would even assume that Abigail is a vampire even after seeing how monstrous she is

  • @HyabRobel
    @HyabRobel 4 місяці тому +4

    Am I psychotic for finding it funny when she "blasted through the door like it was made of tissue paper"? 💀

  • @moonlight_dulcet
    @moonlight_dulcet 3 місяці тому +1

    as stupid as it was for Joey to remove Abigail's blindfold and comfort her, in the end that's what saved her. Abigail actually liked Joey, and i imagine she only tried to kill her along with the others because that was her plan from the beginning, but by the end she changed her mind. their little pinky promise moment is what solidified that, because when Abigail is being killed by Frank she holds her pinky up to Joey again, which was a rlly sweet moment imo. so yeah, maybe it was dumb for Joey to show empathy to Abigail, but that's pretty much what kept her alive

  • @michealwillingham9014
    @michealwillingham9014 6 місяців тому +5

    I would’ve left right after the first mention of the little girls dad being a psycho killer crime-boss

  • @bleakautomaton4808
    @bleakautomaton4808 6 місяців тому +6

    Abigail's dancing buddy is Cabin in the Woods' Music Box Ballerina

  • @sophiacousland3452
    @sophiacousland3452 6 місяців тому +4

    Silver is an option against vampires, but I wouldn’t trust garlic to be effective since it’s a hit or miss in vampire lore. A stake through the heart, decapitation, and sunlight are the only reliable weapons against vampires. I would have grabbed anything that could be used as a stake and knives from the kitchen, and definitely try to expose the windows. And I also would have tried to get everyone else to hold Abigail down to get get a clear shot at her heart.

  • @axljayden-i9q
    @axljayden-i9q 5 місяців тому +3

    i can just see like 15 years from now shes living happy and abigail visits i just see it ok thx for the vid bye

  • @ineedgrails1914
    @ineedgrails1914 6 місяців тому +5

    Man the only thing I can think is “imagine u see a vampire and the last thing u see is thy vamp emoting”

  • @skzbabie
    @skzbabie 6 місяців тому +3

    ngl would try the running water idea - just standing there in a bathtub while listening to the others struggle. then again, seeing as though sunlight is the only thing that harms her that goes with typical vampire mythos, imma wager a guess that she’ll just save me for last LMAO

    • @aishamarquez211
      @aishamarquez211 5 місяців тому +1

      How about praying to whatever God you believe in

  • @Caballerorightnow
    @Caballerorightnow 5 місяців тому +4

    Why did I decide to watch this right before bed in the dark?

  • @somerandomguy7375
    @somerandomguy7375 6 місяців тому +7

    This was a fun movie, glad to see you covering it

  • @xsomili5501
    @xsomili5501 5 місяців тому +1

    Just finished this film. Absolutely loved it from beginning to end. Loved the characters, especially dumb elon must and the blonde girl from Freaky/Society, the pacing and plot was neat, the twists were great and foreshadowed, the built up, chase and action scenes were intense. The last act was great too. Abigail actaully being grateful towards Joey was pleasant as it was tough to tell how much of her previous "human" acts were genuine, especially after killing SO many people, as seen in the pool.. So it was nice to know she is capable of empathy. Lazaar at the end, the quiver of his lips when looking into his daughter's eyes; the realizations of everything dawning upon him; that Abigail was genuinely hurt by his absence, and that she truly liked Joey and wanted to let her go.
    Its a breath of fresh air that the vampiric villains shows that much emotions.
    The ending also reminded me of Ready or Not's final scene.

  • @itz_glare1966
    @itz_glare1966 6 місяців тому +3

    OMG, I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS

  • @SpookyGT3
    @SpookyGT3 5 місяців тому +2

    I’ve been watching you guys for 3 years

  • @dicloniusgames
    @dicloniusgames 6 місяців тому +3

    Have a damn good day. Love this channel and I love that you're starting to incorporate horror games into the mix.

  • @landerssimbi3876
    @landerssimbi3876 4 місяці тому +1

    I think my favorite part in All this is you saying "will any of these work? hell no"😂😂

  • @nemanjabosko
    @nemanjabosko 6 місяців тому +3

    And at the end Gus is always mastermind.

  • @JAY_RON
    @JAY_RON 6 місяців тому +2

    I can't believe that the child actress that played abigail is the same actress that played matilda in matilda the musical❤❤

  • @SnlDrako
    @SnlDrako 6 місяців тому +4

    Hold on. 50 000 000 "V-bucks"?
    These muppetshow escapees kidnapped Draculina for FORTNIGHT INGAME CURRENCY?!

  • @otaku_bear3667
    @otaku_bear3667 5 місяців тому +2

    You know on a second watch I have realised...it's franks fault. She was only supposed to speak with joey, who would've known the blindfold was off. I blame Frank.

  • @Gracitagouv
    @Gracitagouv 6 місяців тому +5

    The dad is the coolest
    and it wasnt Joey's fault, They were hand picked to play/die

    • @MONKEYDMIKEY-tm6es
      @MONKEYDMIKEY-tm6es 4 місяці тому +1

      How did you do this emoji it's cool

    • @Gracitagouv
      @Gracitagouv 4 місяці тому

      @@MONKEYDMIKEY-tm6esI clicked the smily face under, before I place a comment

  • @thethr33musketeers
    @thethr33musketeers 6 місяців тому +16

    RIP Angus Cloud

  • @alfonsothegr8
    @alfonsothegr8 2 місяці тому

    Watched this movie shortly after watching your video. Absolutely loved it when Frank said "Sammy, that's f****n garlic"🤣

  • @szabolcstakats5358
    @szabolcstakats5358 4 місяці тому +3

    Aint no way that the owner of los pollos hermanos is giving away v-bucks.

  • @Michaelafton-z8j
    @Michaelafton-z8j 5 місяців тому +2

    1:52 he says there's 50 million v-bucks on the line that got me rolling

  • @cas5936
    @cas5936 6 місяців тому +2

    Thanks for the review...now I can wait until the movie comes on demand for free!!!

  • @gabefurstenrecht3492
    @gabefurstenrecht3492 18 днів тому +1

    Wait….. if the walls have the way to not break it
    What about that GREENHOUSE SITH THE SUN RAYS

  • @SweetLala25
    @SweetLala25 6 місяців тому +4

    OMG WHERE HAS THIS CHANNEL BEEN ALL MY LIFE!?!?! I've never seen this movie and I tend to not watch movies because they do stupid ish in it that makes me pick at every thing. My sister likes to come to my house to watch movies on Hulu but I sit there and call everyone dumb in it lol. Have you seen The Requin? Oh boy I took that one apart to my sister lol. I'm a subscriber now!!

  • @Lucky_Chase
    @Lucky_Chase 13 днів тому

    When she, dancing with dude's corpse while the Rat Pack stare on in abject horror and disbelief, suggests that they all take a minute to "talk".

  • @DatBoy-dm6pq
    @DatBoy-dm6pq 4 місяці тому +3

    1:51 he says there’s 50 million vbucks on the line😂😂

  • @deramaronangelo6252
    @deramaronangelo6252 4 місяці тому +2

    I'm sorry but I cant help but imagine Squidward's interpretive dance at the 0:20 second mark. The shadow she casts at the curtains......😅😅😅

    • @mea16040
      @mea16040 2 місяці тому

      😂😂😂

  • @pmmarquillero9022
    @pmmarquillero9022 6 місяців тому +30

    Hello people of earth

    • @Sour_lemon_gum
      @Sour_lemon_gum 6 місяців тому +6

      So un-inclusive I'm from Mars 😢 (this is a joke)

    • @Somebody_greek
      @Somebody_greek 6 місяців тому

      ​@@Sour_lemon_gum dont try to hide your identity from us i know what you really are alien😡

    • @alejandrobrown1499
      @alejandrobrown1499 6 місяців тому +7

      Crazy y'all are still stuck in the physical realm 😂

    • @lynelone5989
      @lynelone5989 6 місяців тому +4

      I’m from Jupiter and can’t breathe how are you guys doing

    • @stellaanisha1310
      @stellaanisha1310 6 місяців тому

      Am from eup'lak

  • @jameross7967
    @jameross7967 4 місяці тому

    i love it when these houses are like oh your locked in with big metal gate and windows blocked..... are the fkn walls steel too just bust through the damn wall

  • @deeoverton9151
    @deeoverton9151 6 місяців тому +28

    Honestly, I don't blame joey for taking off the blindfold, she admits she has a son so her mama instincts were probably kicking in at the tears.

    • @toria6719
      @toria6719 6 місяців тому +16

      And I mean how is she supposed to know this girl is a vampire? there is no way her mind would have jumped to that conclusion when she took off her blindfold.

    • @DankrumStar
      @DankrumStar 6 місяців тому +15

      And she was the only one supposed to be in the room with the girl, Frank is the one that f*cked it up

    • @jasminechildress6938
      @jasminechildress6938 6 місяців тому +10

      If anything, it was her gang's fault for leaving her in charge of watching Abigail. They saw her phone screen, they knew she was sensitive when it comes to kids and thought it be best for her to watch the child. It wouldn't help considering how this was all planned, but still

    • @paranoidpanzerpenguin5262
      @paranoidpanzerpenguin5262 6 місяців тому +7

      @@toria6719 It has nothing to do with knowing the girl is a vampire. Joey is an idiot who immediately started blabbing about who everyone is and then took the blindfolds off the kid and started sympathizing with the kidnap victim, when she was the kidnapper. It's crazy she was allowed to live.

  • @quinn1573
    @quinn1573 5 місяців тому +2

    How to survive Abigail....dont kidnap little girl for ransom

  • @thetalking_mastergirl5651
    @thetalking_mastergirl5651 6 місяців тому +3

    I love your line “ you f***ed up. 😂

  • @gabefurstenrecht3492
    @gabefurstenrecht3492 18 днів тому +1

    31:33 weak point, the only place that doesn’t have the thing that stops you from breaking the wall, I forgot what it was