The BEST WIVES in Bannerlord (Community VOTED Wife)

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  • Опубліковано 30 лип 2024
  • With over 50,000+ votes in 11 community polls, my community voted on the best wives from each culture, then the best ones overall!
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    #bannerlord #mountandblade2 #MountandBlade
    Timestamps:
    0:00 - Introduction
    0:12 - Best Vlandian Wives
    0:38 - Best Sturgian Wives
    0:58 - Best Battanian Wives
    1:19 - Best Imperial Wives
    1:38 - Best Khuzait Wives
    1:58 - Best Aserai Wives
    2:16 - Quarter-finals (1 of 3)
    2:41 - Quarter-finals (2 of 3)
    2:03 - Quarter-finals (3 of 3)
    3:33 - Semi-Finals
    3:51 - FINALS
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 171

  • @Mr.Chicken
    @Mr.Chicken  Рік тому +24

    What was your favorite execution?
    To Explain a bit better - With UA-cam community polls, my community chose the best wives throughout 11 polls. The first 6 polls were choosing the best two waifus in each culture. Then the two waifus from each culture went to the quarter-finals, where 8 more from the remaining 12 will be eliminated. The semi final eliminated 2 more and then we have the finals!
    So the best Wives from each culture are the top 2 choices from the first 6 polls. Then the ones in the semi-final are the best 4 regardless of culture, and so on.

    • @TheSturgian
      @TheSturgian Рік тому +2

      The one at 2:36 just because it included Liena

    • @TheSturgian
      @TheSturgian Рік тому

      @Kashgari Battanian Muslims

    • @Gitsmasher
      @Gitsmasher Рік тому +1

      None bro, the Culture that Aserai based on really did that practice when their spouse bear no sons... later when they no longer pagan they repent.
      My weak heart cannot stand such cruelty lol😢

    • @brysonblomgren8778
      @brysonblomgren8778 Рік тому +1

      Fire pot that took out my wife😢

    • @Mr.Chicken
      @Mr.Chicken  Рік тому +2

      @@brysonblomgren8778 well look at it this way, you are now free to marry Svana

  • @eenpersoon9366
    @eenpersoon9366 Рік тому +394

    I thought this was going to be a quantitative analysis of which spouses had the best stats, instead it's a cruel hot or not xd

    • @Oetam8566
      @Oetam8566 Рік тому +12

      He had polls going for a while lol

    • @loneassassin6112
      @loneassassin6112 Рік тому +21

      I don’t know about that, I mean Corein made it to the finals…

    • @calebclayton-fx8km
      @calebclayton-fx8km Рік тому +7

      @@loneassassin6112hey corein looks nice!

    • @loneassassin6112
      @loneassassin6112 Рік тому +9

      @@calebclayton-fx8kmto each their own, I thought there were better looking ones such as Arwa and Epipheria.

    • @dayegilharno4988
      @dayegilharno4988 Рік тому +7

      :) I'm more of a visual guy myself... How Ladogual didn't get 90% of the Battanian vote is beyond me!

  • @Gitsmasher
    @Gitsmasher Рік тому +74

    Svana most likely would let Corein go after she survived the fall, due to her "honorable" trait😂

  • @Bobbacuda
    @Bobbacuda Рік тому +82

    Svana was my first ever Bannerlord waifu. Hooray for Svana!

    • @chickenpurple6704
      @chickenpurple6704 Рік тому +2

      I had a playthrough where I immediately married svana, then proceeded to accidentally die in battle, leaving me to play as her. Holy shit she's a goddamn beast and having a level 20 something character at the early portions of the game is crazy.

    • @SaltoDaKid
      @SaltoDaKid Місяць тому +1

      Same, she’s so good I stop playing tournament cause she’ll win nearly half the time we were on the leaderboard 20 above third place. She so OP

    • @mortache
      @mortache 5 днів тому

      Her mom Siga is the strongest and hottest MILF

    • @CineQu
      @CineQu 14 годин тому

      i was too late, she is pregnant and she has stupid husband lmao

  • @Vilgeforty
    @Vilgeforty 6 місяців тому +16

    Lmao I fking spilled my coffee when the Fians first appeared

  • @SquirrelMaestro
    @SquirrelMaestro Рік тому +45

    Wish you’d have legitimately let them all fight it out in a fair manner. Could be a fun future video

  • @strangerdanger5617
    @strangerdanger5617 Рік тому +15

    "I love democracy"
    -Palpatine

  • @edwingibson7
    @edwingibson7 Рік тому +23

    This Video is kinda dark. Like Historic levels of Emperor's and their Evil kinki dark....

  • @austin5201
    @austin5201 Рік тому +8

    Pro tip, if a specific kingdom is bugging you and you have somone eligible for marriage, up your relation with them by freeing them after battle a few times, murder them, then marry their wife or offspring. It will regain even more relation so they declare war less, and you get rid of a powerful enemy. It can work with clan leader spouses but they cannot marry the player

  • @HotMusicForLife
    @HotMusicForLife 7 місяців тому

    I watched some of ur videos. I'm fking loving the challenges and the overall edits. Keep it up dude!

  • @TheLostEggroll
    @TheLostEggroll 5 місяців тому +3

    The stone execution 💀

  • @TheSturgian
    @TheSturgian Рік тому +19

    SVANA! WE WON!
    GG to everyone except Liena.

    • @Gitsmasher
      @Gitsmasher Рік тому +1

      Surprised you didnt remark on "this is sparta " scene at the of this scene lulz😂

  • @obadiahsin6424
    @obadiahsin6424 Рік тому +6

    I can’t believe I just enjoyed watching the systematic snuffing of these noble ladies.

    • @TheSturgian
      @TheSturgian Рік тому

      Well it was fun to look at Liena getting thrashed by a wave of arrows.

  • @chaost4544
    @chaost4544 Рік тому +50

    This is the matchup the community always wanted. Svana curb stomped and "This is Sparta" the competition.
    EDIT: Arwa shouldn't have lost the way she did.

  • @kharnthebetrayer8251
    @kharnthebetrayer8251 Рік тому +23

    Next you gotta do the Husbando's

  • @a7i_.
    @a7i_. Рік тому +4

    4:15 she just walks it off 💀💀

  • @m31vin
    @m31vin 2 місяці тому

    I love the song at the beginning.

  • @immortalized.1
    @immortalized.1 Рік тому +2

    Unrelated to the video but with 1.2.0 update, battle and troop meta may change drastically so get ready and good luck for new content I guess :)

  • @Grombrindal
    @Grombrindal 7 місяців тому +2

    Nadea is a stout lass with a winning smile.

  • @jesuslara8275
    @jesuslara8275 Рік тому +1

    the best aseri wife’s Hajara don’t know when she shows up usually but i’m my play through my characters 27 and she’s 20. she has by far the best stats i’ve seen for a wife at that age

  • @aidanmcnary-hickey6778
    @aidanmcnary-hickey6778 Рік тому +8

    I forget her name but my first Bannerlord wife was Derherts daughter, she got pregnant immediately too

  • @kiyarue02
    @kiyarue02 Рік тому +15

    how tf does my girl corein lose?

    • @TheSturgian
      @TheSturgian Рік тому +9

      Democracy

    • @SaltoDaKid
      @SaltoDaKid Місяць тому

      Cause Savana is true waifu with best fighting stats of any women, plus she flirt back

  • @christrobaugh2882
    @christrobaugh2882 Рік тому +6

    First, thank the mod makers. Without whom, I would have deleted and moved on from this game long ago. 2nd Photon or however you spell it, the son of the original empor who supports the northern empor, you need to lockdown his daughter. Her king making womb gives your heir blood right to rule all.

  • @bloodslash69
    @bloodslash69 Рік тому +5

    Silvind has always been my favorite, Vlandia #1 !!! :D

    • @Y.S.-_-
      @Y.S.-_- Рік тому +1

      agreed

    • @typical-issues
      @typical-issues 2 місяці тому

      I agree except i hate derthert, his lore is fine but ingame he pisses me off, luckily i installed a mod to rebel against the king so i can still enjoy my vlandian lands without silly old derthert

  • @heitorpedrodegodoi5646
    @heitorpedrodegodoi5646 7 місяців тому +2

    Now add Raghea and she shall win a thousand contexts.

  • @anonimas12
    @anonimas12 Рік тому +7

    Pfff. Obviously the best waifu is player character.

    • @TheSturgian
      @TheSturgian Рік тому

      Are you on meth? It's obviously Arzagos

  • @TESkyrimizer
    @TESkyrimizer Рік тому +10

    1:22 this is totally rigged Phaea has great stats and she is obviously aesthetically advantaged over all others. I've had my brother marry her in almost every playthrough

    • @patrickrobinson545
      @patrickrobinson545 11 місяців тому +1

      I 2nd that the best one , Phaea i always marry her when i go imperial!

  • @Godstrengh
    @Godstrengh Рік тому +7

    The way you execution the girl that not pass is ruthless.
    Watching them arrow to there dead like this buging my mind.
    Anyway i'm glad my kanujan is not here.

  • @YoLo-bb2vc
    @YoLo-bb2vc 6 днів тому

    2:36 Abagai uses plot armour......... it deflected the arrows!
    2:39 Cliff top guard "MURDERER! IN THE NAME OF THE KINGDOM I SENTENCE YOU TO DEATH!" (VLDL viewers will get this)
    2:59 holy F that is urm well........ Awra: "i was an adventurer like you till i took an axe to the ey......... why is Ira now shuffling towards me?"
    3:22 Ladogual "ooo this looks useful?" picks up Abagai's slightly used plot armour.
    so from this i must pick Corein as she survived falling from a tower! genetics like that would make terrifying children who would be unbreakable! plus as she is a celt (im a celt in real life) i have to stick with my tribal kin :)

  • @FakiuChairo
    @FakiuChairo Рік тому +4

    2 most op thing from battania:
    Fian champ
    COREIN

    • @matheusexpedito4577
      @matheusexpedito4577 11 місяців тому

      Forgot the third:
      *They are in the trees*

    • @myootube
      @myootube 9 місяців тому

      fucking fian champs, too op

  • @lucastakeo7707
    @lucastakeo7707 Рік тому +1

    This was way more cruel than I had in mind lol

  • @Helleuw123
    @Helleuw123 11 місяців тому

    glad atleaat 1 of my fav 2 won, sad the other got out in their first poll (yana of khuzait)

  • @Bannanaaan
    @Bannanaaan Рік тому +1

    Only time I cheer for a Sturgian

  • @immortalized.1
    @immortalized.1 Рік тому +1

    This was... violent

  • @WestbrickFansGotNoBrains
    @WestbrickFansGotNoBrains 6 місяців тому

    isn't arwa the best? i don't like her culture tho cause aresai culture location so cut off from the rest of the map

  • @bycze_jajko8306
    @bycze_jajko8306 7 місяців тому

    does anyone know how to marry nadea the emperor Garios daughter?

  • @tetapdua
    @tetapdua Рік тому

    Siga ?? she's to old to be a waifu, why nobody picked her daughter apolanea ? But my picks now gawen from battania but she still very young when you comes to campaign so you have to give her some times to grow up. Also i love anstruda from vlandia, she's so pretty imo .

  • @daveboonen5041
    @daveboonen5041 Рік тому +1

    Oke i came to find a wife with good gear and stats but i found this instead. 😂 i had a good laugh thanks for making this! Now does svana has good stats and gear 🤔

    • @Mr.Chicken
      @Mr.Chicken  Рік тому

      Yes she has one of the best stats and great gear too.

    • @TheSturgian
      @TheSturgian Рік тому

      Some of the absolute best armour and stats you can find comes from Svana. Also good clan, quite young (a lot of heirs) and even though this is not important, really good traits. Absolute best.

  • @jwoellhof
    @jwoellhof 18 днів тому

    Sora...survived...would have been too traumatic to watch her be executed...

  • @soggynuggies
    @soggynuggies Рік тому +1

    You completely forgot about Rhagaea
    (good stuff tho)

    • @Mr.Chicken
      @Mr.Chicken  Рік тому

      She cannot be married to the player

  • @azmog2383
    @azmog2383 7 місяців тому

    You guys have NOT seen Hajara from Banu Habbab

  • @bujhmko6754
    @bujhmko6754 Рік тому

    make a the best husband video plz. Mb Tomund will be a winner!

  • @itnotallaboutyou
    @itnotallaboutyou Рік тому

    I'll be back.

  • @Cosmonaut1337
    @Cosmonaut1337 Рік тому +4

    Mitela one love ❤

  • @simonbionary11010
    @simonbionary11010 4 місяці тому

    Not gonna lie. Siga looks foxy as hell.

  • @crazyelf1
    @crazyelf1 Рік тому

    Ladies - Live or get terminated by community poll.
    Maybe a fist brawl among the ladies would be a fun future video. Or a serious stats analysis.
    Fun video nonetheless.

  • @Kaador
    @Kaador 10 місяців тому +1

    Öhm. Liena > Silvind Statwise
    And Siga is too old. Apoleona instead (sounds Imperial but is Sturgian, daugther from Olek or House Valdryn, dont remember exactly)
    Nadea eliminated? Third best overall ^.^"

  • @xdraglight3333
    @xdraglight3333 10 місяців тому +1

    Svana gives Big Mommy vibes🥵

  • @Theskeindhu
    @Theskeindhu 3 місяці тому

    killing korte is just sad she is 19 years old (also my first bannerlord waifu)

  • @1stnewaustinrangerregiment17
    @1stnewaustinrangerregiment17 6 місяців тому

    Svana was my first choice then she died in childbirth 😢

  • @stefanmijatovic1389
    @stefanmijatovic1389 7 місяців тому

    YEEEEESSSS SVANA

  • @Ivan-ds4cx
    @Ivan-ds4cx 11 місяців тому +1

    wow i can get married in this game ?!!! i excute all captured enemy noble so they couldn't come back later !!
    dear god i excuted so many of them that are listed in this video.

    • @Emperor_Of_Mankind
      @Emperor_Of_Mankind 5 місяців тому +1

      Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the Skull Throne!

  • @ValorGuard
    @ValorGuard 11 місяців тому

    Hah... "Execute Order 66"

  • @Troglodytarum
    @Troglodytarum Рік тому +2

    Wow, the bannerlord community really just loves mutant aliens i guess.

  • @yurisc4633
    @yurisc4633 5 місяців тому

    This is lacking many other waifus from the game.

  • @Keremshanty
    @Keremshanty 10 місяців тому

    Are you serious? How tf u eliminate zuad and silvind

    • @Mr.Chicken
      @Mr.Chicken  10 місяців тому

      I didn't, the community did

    • @Keremshanty
      @Keremshanty 10 місяців тому

      @@Mr.Chicken yeah yeah i know. Im just mad to community.

  • @redsimonDE
    @redsimonDE Рік тому +1

    Liena is the best, you know it.

  • @emerickdelmaire967
    @emerickdelmaire967 Рік тому

    i don't know how people like corein,
    svana and silvind are way better

  • @syedafzaalalishah3835
    @syedafzaalalishah3835 9 місяців тому

    Svana, Phaea, Yana, Arwa

  • @EzekielDeLaCroix
    @EzekielDeLaCroix Рік тому +5

    Shout out to TheSturgian for the undying loyalty and support to his Aryan goddess.

    • @TheSturgian
      @TheSturgian Рік тому +1

      Sturgia superior race

    • @EzekielDeLaCroix
      @EzekielDeLaCroix Рік тому +1

      @@TheSturgian is your clan name Simproving?

    • @TheSturgian
      @TheSturgian Рік тому +2

      @@EzekielDeLaCroix No. For a Breaking Bad reference I made my name Waltuh and clan name Methoving. But Simpoving is something else 💀

  • @Slabbedask
    @Slabbedask 8 місяців тому

    Taorse is not in your video and Korte only got 9%, so i wont listen to you. 😂

  • @SheepyPanda95
    @SheepyPanda95 2 місяці тому

    Yana eliminated? Man people have mo taste huh?

  • @thelords1615
    @thelords1615 9 місяців тому

    Arwa and Ira losing is just not cool

  • @Grumm9996
    @Grumm9996 Рік тому

    LETS GO SVANA WON

  • @chandellrichardson4106
    @chandellrichardson4106 3 місяці тому

    I married ira 7 kids 5 daughters 😂

  • @yobambafilthy7594
    @yobambafilthy7594 3 місяці тому

    Wtf Hafisa in aserai ain’t a baddie?????

  • @MetalthinkerYT
    @MetalthinkerYT Рік тому +1

    What's wrong with you guys? Obviously Corein is objectively better.

    • @TheSturgian
      @TheSturgian Рік тому

      Svana is the best and there's no argument against it.

  • @kevin_linkoo
    @kevin_linkoo Рік тому

    so u tilling me I married the beast female without realizing it 😂😂

  • @Oetam8566
    @Oetam8566 Рік тому

    Now do one for the best sugar daddy hahaha

  • @AnakinSkywalker-kg3yi
    @AnakinSkywalker-kg3yi Рік тому

    Only Presjana and Silvind

  • @Jean-baptiste_Colbert
    @Jean-baptiste_Colbert 6 місяців тому

    Yana eliminated? loul

  • @xontrax6610
    @xontrax6610 3 дні тому

    Abagaj best weapons in the game on star....

  • @FashionVader
    @FashionVader Рік тому +2

    But why is Svana the best?!

    • @TheSturgian
      @TheSturgian Рік тому +3

      Because yes

    • @bestrtsplayer2012
      @bestrtsplayer2012 Рік тому +4

      Lots of people want to be dominated by tall women nowadays for some reason.

    • @TheSturgian
      @TheSturgian Рік тому +2

      @@bestrtsplayer2012 Liena argument

    • @Jorlaxe
      @Jorlaxe Рік тому

      Not sure. I’ve only married, Nadea, Liena, Ira, corien, and Svana. But only once on a play thru. Nadea (one kid) and seemed put off by me. Liena, 4 kids but aloof. Ira, one kid and a seemed bored. Corien, 3 kids seemed happy to see me same with Svana. So it seems fitting they both ended up too two. However. All my kids with Corien were midgets. (I think I messed up in my build stature and made myself small as well.). As army leaders or town governors. They both rock.

    • @Gitsmasher
      @Gitsmasher Рік тому

      ​@@Jorlaxe nay other people alrdy confirm that kids of Corein would be midget

  • @wr842
    @wr842 Рік тому


    ….
    …..it’s as if you truly want your kingdom to be ruined at this point. By spilling the noble blood of our godly ancestors Asera & Sarrandid, you have welcomed complete devastation of your lands!
    Every village, fief, peasant, man woman & child shall burn until there is no trace of your lineage to be found!
    We will bring the sands with us to bury the rubble of your castles to cleanse the earth of your filth!
    BANU ASERA WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU! ⏳⚔️⌛️

  • @foreignfat6009
    @foreignfat6009 3 місяці тому

    Svana over Corein? Really? People have fetish for slenderman... Or in this case slenderwoman.
    Dont forget pick these notes.

  • @AnarchistGrandpa
    @AnarchistGrandpa Рік тому

    I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS ALYNNETH SLANDER SHE IS BEST WAIFU IN THE GAME HOW DARE YOU

  • @lilbabi
    @lilbabi Рік тому

    the muslim stoning at the semi finals 💀💀💀

  • @Dire_Pack
    @Dire_Pack Рік тому

    Problem for me is that Svana married the Aserai ruler!

    • @Dire_Pack
      @Dire_Pack Рік тому

      So I married a random noble and went from there

    • @Mr.Chicken
      @Mr.Chicken  Рік тому

      You could've 🪓 the ruler

    • @Dire_Pack
      @Dire_Pack Рік тому

      @@Mr.Chicken well I already made a lot of people mad by killing caladogs wife, and she was a nobody. I'm not getting crucified

  • @mars411eu
    @mars411eu Рік тому

    Twitter mob will hate you

  • @blakekrull5612
    @blakekrull5612 Рік тому

    I just can’t decide between Svana or Liena I’ve rewatched this like 3 times trying to convince myself that Svana is the one but she’s just so tall 😅

  • @toha1729
    @toha1729 Рік тому

    Best waifu is my sister

  • @sswarrior-zn5ju
    @sswarrior-zn5ju 5 днів тому

    Ragheaaaaaaaa 😢😢

  • @mistera3215
    @mistera3215 Рік тому

    svana zlarka abagai top

  • @abdelhak982
    @abdelhak982 Рік тому

    👍👍👍

  • @user-sf3iu6pu7o
    @user-sf3iu6pu7o Рік тому +1

    Why so cruel😢

  • @temuulenamartuvshin1204
    @temuulenamartuvshin1204 Рік тому

    I prefer Bolat or Gwen the She wolf. Because i always play by Khuzait

    • @-xy4ls685
      @-xy4ls685 4 місяці тому

      Asian are not that bad

  • @opsuport9723
    @opsuport9723 Рік тому

    Sturgia 1#

  • @Rhombix
    @Rhombix 11 місяців тому

    IMO they should’ve all been stoned to death by looters. Missed opportunity.

  • @Fortify2030
    @Fortify2030 18 днів тому

    Noooo!!! Abagai 😢

  • @user-gk5sn1jp5j
    @user-gk5sn1jp5j Рік тому

    Lol :D

  • @Ak-qv7hj
    @Ak-qv7hj 7 місяців тому

    Funny

  • @user-sf3iu6pu7o
    @user-sf3iu6pu7o Рік тому

    I don't like Svana's poofy look

  • @CheyronCheyros
    @CheyronCheyros Рік тому

    Arwa is #1.... clowns

  • @angelcolon6693
    @angelcolon6693 8 місяців тому

    So people like ugly

    • @-xy4ls685
      @-xy4ls685 4 місяці тому

      They prefer hitbox

  • @jason200912
    @jason200912 Рік тому

    Lol waifus.

    • @TheSturgian
      @TheSturgian Рік тому

      A Vlandian's honest reaction to that information:

  • @CoeGr
    @CoeGr Рік тому +1

    Corein never should of made it that far, she looks like a child.

    • @unhommequicourt
      @unhommequicourt Рік тому

      She doesn t. Don t blame us for your ugly children

    • @gagool3434
      @gagool3434 Рік тому

      Mount&Blade community bro