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  • @TheRibottoStudios
    @TheRibottoStudios Місяць тому +2399

    "What did sand ever do to you?"
    I mean, as an Arizonan...It's coarse and rough. Irritating. And it gets _everywhere._

    • @TheHellKnight
      @TheHellKnight Місяць тому +187

      Calm down young Skywalker 😂

    • @rohesilmnelohe
      @rohesilmnelohe Місяць тому +108

      @@TheHellKnight Not that young anymore, if you'd ask Padme

    • @TheHellKnight
      @TheHellKnight Місяць тому +32

      @@rohesilmnelohe 🤣🤣🤣

    • @halo129830
      @halo129830 Місяць тому +57

      Arizonian here sand has spiders spiders must die.

    • @MacOriginalGamer
      @MacOriginalGamer Місяць тому +6

      I used to live in Mesa. 🍺😎

  • @noneedtoknow07
    @noneedtoknow07 Місяць тому +1173

    I like how Buff is both typically the voice of reason and at the same time the most unhinged aircraft.

    • @BSRaven
      @BSRaven Місяць тому +87

      Beware the old man in a profession where most die young. Not just because they might be skilled, but because they might have seen so much shit that they're able to be creative with what they know.

    • @Donleecartoons
      @Donleecartoons Місяць тому +15

      Watch the quiet ones.

    • @baronvonkaiser9912
      @baronvonkaiser9912 Місяць тому +17

      thats just how the old timers be sometimes

    • @genghiskhan4460
      @genghiskhan4460 Місяць тому +6

      Well considering how the world is being both sane and insane is the new normal.

    • @HeWhoMurksWithOneLeap
      @HeWhoMurksWithOneLeap Місяць тому +8

      Now you know where The Kid gets it from. 😂

  • @shinyjoyouscook5598
    @shinyjoyouscook5598 Місяць тому +1743

    Buff like: " Yall want, some glass?"

    • @ClericOfPholtus
      @ClericOfPholtus Місяць тому +31

      He's a long career of making glass, come to Buff's if you want your home to shine like never before.

    • @chrisp7326
      @chrisp7326 Місяць тому

      Would you glass me?

    • @piercebunge4297
      @piercebunge4297 Місяць тому +1

      ur ass is glass IIRan

    • @boko1564
      @boko1564 Місяць тому +26

      “You like glass?” 😁

    • @stevinharper3551
      @stevinharper3551 Місяць тому +13

      Soon to be on sale! Quality Persian glass bomb blown by Ol Buff himself

  • @fatherfreedom4123
    @fatherfreedom4123 Місяць тому +829

    Japan saying “if they die, they die” is as much hilarious as it is ominous

    • @M9Seradon
      @M9Seradon Місяць тому +33

      They're too busy trying to finish developing those Gundams to care

    • @themooseisontheloose
      @themooseisontheloose Місяць тому +20

      Japan said it better then Ivan Draggo in Rocky IV.

    • @Tiewaz
      @Tiewaz Місяць тому +47

      After trying to warn people, Japan is just taking the, "Sometimes you just have to let the child touch the pot to know it's hot if they won't listen to you." As a parent...you have to find the least damaging injury-causing use case to get a child to connect warnings to consequences as legitimate. Unfortunately, some nations are controlled by old people with toddler mentalities.

    • @nickcollins1528
      @nickcollins1528 Місяць тому +4

      I say this about everyone the us tries to help

    • @kyleshepard3139
      @kyleshepard3139 Місяць тому +12

      They channeled Drago so heavily I’m surprised Russia didn’t get offended 😂
      But I mean Japan had every right to try and warn people; those A Bombs…they left a mark on more than their cities, Japan’s still kinda fuckin traumatized from that and for good reason
      Buuut if Russia, China and the other dumbass battalion wanna fuck about and find out, I respect Japan’s decision to say ‘I’ve no more fucks to give’ and continue work on their Gundam program
      Though I still feel like their Raven program would go faster; I mean they are smaller on average so it’s not like you’d need them to move much mass

  • @firecopscott
    @firecopscott Місяць тому +2084

    Legitimate LOL with "send their turbans into orbit". Nicely played

    • @ClericOfPholtus
      @ClericOfPholtus Місяць тому +49

      Well we gotta send something up there to be friends with the manhole cover we sent up in the 50s.
      It's been lonely.

    • @Shiftinggers
      @Shiftinggers Місяць тому +17

      Bro I laughed so hard I almost woke up my baby son

    • @manyfaces2614
      @manyfaces2614 Місяць тому +30

      Dude I was literally getting up from sitting and heard that TURBANS INTO ORBIT and ripped one!😂😂😂
      I checked and BACK BLAST AREA ALL CLEAR
      #merica

    • @VBunplugged757
      @VBunplugged757 Місяць тому +17

      Lol adding numbers to the Richter scale

    • @warlordhax5995
      @warlordhax5995 Місяць тому +5

      I...I uhh I snorted 😅

  • @elitely6748
    @elitely6748 Місяць тому +301

    "I'd bomb you back into the stone age but that'd be a step forward for your society" JEEZ Buff just dropped 2 bangers, rip the blast zone

    • @Arandomguywhoisdumb
      @Arandomguywhoisdumb Місяць тому

      *speaking of two bangers*

    • @Nempo13
      @Nempo13 Місяць тому +13

      It is an old...and I mean OLD...joke from Robin Williams. Paraphrased for you;
      "You can't just bomb them back to the stone age because they would just go 'Oh, thanks! An upgrade!' "

  • @finnmcool2
    @finnmcool2 Місяць тому +826

    Wow, that census thing is horrifyingly telling.

    • @colbunkmust
      @colbunkmust Місяць тому +78

      Oops, no way to tell how many soldiers we lost 🤷‍♂

    • @volafox
      @volafox Місяць тому +45

      Yeah, that's a heck of a thing to hear. All that unneeded loss.

    • @pekkajarvinen69
      @pekkajarvinen69 Місяць тому +103

      ​@@colbunkmustfirst top 2% of people moved out of the country, the brightest minds. Then there are casualties, and on top of that children not born during this war because of casualties. We're talking millions here, can't be replaced with children they stole from Ukraine.

    • @colbunkmust
      @colbunkmust Місяць тому +12

      @@pekkajarvinen69 that too.

    • @eldorados_lost_searcher
      @eldorados_lost_searcher Місяць тому +44

      ​@@pekkajarvinen69
      Additionally, they were looking at a drop in population before 2022 (I was curious if they have an equivalent to the Baby Boom after WWII and looked up census analysis back in 2021), so I can't imagine the added strain of sending their troops on an extended field trip and losing access to a good portion of international markets would have helped birthrates. Not to mention the desperation moves of allegedly reviving awards for women who have ten or more kids to encourage people to have kids and outlawing media depictions of living the single life.

  • @sptownsend999
    @sptownsend999 Місяць тому +524

    That is quite possibly the best rant I've ever heard from Grandpa Buff. "Uncle Sam, where's your spine?" is a question I've been asking for the last two decades.

    • @Bluecatte
      @Bluecatte Місяць тому

      constantly obstructed by retard republicans who want to take us back to the 1950s. pay attention to current events, son.

    • @marsar1775
      @marsar1775 Місяць тому +18

      whatever happened to the biden who gave an impassioned speech prior to the intervention in serbia man

    • @kilroy2517
      @kilroy2517 Місяць тому

      well.. this is not aimed at you, but in general, the people who say "where's your spine?" are generally also the same people who say "Democrats always start wars". Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

    • @kyleshepard3139
      @kyleshepard3139 Місяць тому +20

      @@marsar1775easy, his dimentia hit harder

    • @chrisb7198
      @chrisb7198 Місяць тому

      @@kyleshepard3139 trumps dementia is just as bad.

  • @bigbadwolfy1164
    @bigbadwolfy1164 Місяць тому +893

    BUFF MUST BE UNLEASHED, HE SHALL NOT BE CONTAINED!

    • @LolRaptor
      @LolRaptor Місяць тому +23

      RELEASE THE BEASTS! HIM _AND_ THE KID!

    • @richbrotherton7883
      @richbrotherton7883 Місяць тому +13

      You can't take the sky from me!!!

    • @t-rex1019
      @t-rex1019 Місяць тому +12

      Justice for Buff and Kid

    • @Onyx413
      @Onyx413 Місяць тому +9

      He cannot be contained

    • @aneasteregg8171
      @aneasteregg8171 Місяць тому +6

      Buff will not be contained. Buff breaks free, it expands to new territories, and crashes through barriers, painfully, maybe even dangerously. But, uh... well there it is.

  • @estamnar6092
    @estamnar6092 Місяць тому +160

    i love that buff is a funny old geezer who sometimes just screeches obsceneties at the neighbor kids whilst waving his nuclear-capable walker at them

    • @navret1707
      @navret1707 Місяць тому +11

      And yelling “Get off my lawn!”

    • @chrisreynolds6143
      @chrisreynolds6143 Місяць тому

      Handicapable personified

    • @BobWithHat
      @BobWithHat Місяць тому +4

      Wait till it's a nuclear-tipped walker. That's when the kids should really be worried.

    • @drhandle4498
      @drhandle4498 Місяць тому +8

      "Old plane yells at cloud". Probably better than "Old plane makes cloud."

    • @Banthisyoutube-zs6sx
      @Banthisyoutube-zs6sx Місяць тому +1

      Reminds me of the old dude in waiting who says dementia isn't all bad because he can flip kids the bird and everyone assumes he just has dementia......the flip side is when he gets slapped and realizes he has dementia lol.

  • @dougc3196
    @dougc3196 Місяць тому +443

    "I wanna send one of their turbans into orbit!" I lost it, I cant with you :D

    • @teamrose2134
      @teamrose2134 Місяць тому +9

      Buff + chuck Norris = bombing turbans to before the Stone Age

    • @spaceemperorkarl121
      @spaceemperorkarl121 Місяць тому

      My Fav this episode for sure

    • @RaymondHatton-do4dp
      @RaymondHatton-do4dp Місяць тому +1

      If the turban makes orbit. Does that make it an earthly object in space forcefully? Does Russia know bout this impromptu space program by buff?

  • @jtkcb2
    @jtkcb2 Місяць тому +182

    2:11 "A well regulated Air Force, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the airframes to keep & bear ordinance, SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED!!!"
    FREE THE BUFF!!!!

  • @xenonvoid1780
    @xenonvoid1780 Місяць тому +330

    Dude Japan has been the only voice of reason alongside the UK this whole time. Hearing him go full Drago is exciting, to say the least.

    • @TheHellKnight
      @TheHellKnight Місяць тому +40

      "I am done warning people, if they die... They die." 😂 god damn, his impression of Japan is hilarious 😂

    • @konzetsu6068
      @konzetsu6068 Місяць тому

      Got tired of warning after russkies once again violated their airspace, let them find out themselves.

    • @christownsend552
      @christownsend552 Місяць тому +18

      I wonder what new animation series we are gonna get from Russia after they know what it feel like to chew 5Gum

    • @TheHellKnight
      @TheHellKnight Місяць тому +4

      @@christownsend552 🤣

    • @henrycarlson7514
      @henrycarlson7514 Місяць тому +3

      @@TheHellKnight I Agree the Next boat that crosses ? gettes Sunk

  • @MegaJani
    @MegaJani Місяць тому +353

    "I guess we'll just call him communist instead, kind of the same thing"
    BUFF with the facts as usual

    • @ronjones-6977
      @ronjones-6977 Місяць тому +14

      I was waiting for TFE to magically appear.

    • @efestohorus2053
      @efestohorus2053 Місяць тому

      Now comunism is a republic of the people for the people and led by the people...but the people are r*tarded

    • @HANKSANDY69420
      @HANKSANDY69420 Місяць тому +12

      @@ronjones-6977 *You gotta say it 2 more times.*

    • @LighthawkTenchi
      @LighthawkTenchi Місяць тому +6

      @@HANKSANDY69420Don’t do it, the storm that will unleash is far too powerful!

    • @cavalieroutdoors6036
      @cavalieroutdoors6036 Місяць тому

      @@LighthawkTenchi Is that what happened in Asheville...?

  • @davidedwards6556
    @davidedwards6556 Місяць тому +154

    Gonna need more levels on the Richter scale, that made my heart happy

    • @archangeldo913
      @archangeldo913 Місяць тому +8

      BUFF needs the VEI more than the Richter Scale for the power of his ordnance.

    • @kyleshepard3139
      @kyleshepard3139 Місяць тому +3

      Did someone say ROLLING THUNDER? 😂

  • @stevenboyce4136
    @stevenboyce4136 Місяць тому +112

    My kid always yells out .."DAD, Linecrosser has a new one out, DAD come quick"...God I love that child

    • @peterfdsvenskaflygvapnet2643
      @peterfdsvenskaflygvapnet2643 Місяць тому +1

      Sounds like a very well behaved kid!! With good parenting from dads side! 😂

    • @rykoshuxero
      @rykoshuxero Місяць тому +1

      That's what I do for my mom. She waits with anticipation for each one.

    • @FrauWilhelmKlink
      @FrauWilhelmKlink Місяць тому +1

      I do that for my dad too. At this point, I think his most prized possession is now his 'The Buff is Forever' shirt😂

  • @CommonCent
    @CommonCent Місяць тому +226

    Franklin! Next mission: rescue the buff! 😂

    • @WhiteIkiryo-yt2it
      @WhiteIkiryo-yt2it Місяць тому +7

      They are going to have to add raccoon as a Foxhound tank at the rate Franklin is working.

    • @jeffrood2626
      @jeffrood2626 Місяць тому +1

      That could be its own spin off

  • @tankgunner37
    @tankgunner37 Місяць тому +27

    “I’ve been serving longer then you’ve been alive!” When a private tries to talk to that one grumpy old staff sergeant😂

    • @Dumbrarere
      @Dumbrarere Місяць тому +3

      And suddenly I'm hearing that in the voice of R. Lee Ermey.
      God I miss that guy...

    • @OddlyIncredible
      @OddlyIncredible Місяць тому +7

      "A sergeant in motion outranks a Lieutenant who doesn't know what's going on." - Maxim #2.

    • @trapjohnson
      @trapjohnson Місяць тому +2

      When a newly minted Butter Bar tries to talk to that one grumpy old staff sergeant ;)

  • @blackgem12
    @blackgem12 Місяць тому +198

    Sick warpaint on buff, but yeah he and the kid would make a deadly duo if war ever broke out

    • @VBunplugged757
      @VBunplugged757 Місяць тому +24

      >Buff takes off
      >Enemy planes attempt intercept
      >Nothing except Buff on radar
      >"You should go home" over the radio again
      >Enemy pilots need new underwear and flight suits

    • @randomlykewllolz
      @randomlykewllolz Місяць тому +7

      LET BUFF GO AND THE KID

    • @Netscape-kd6mg
      @Netscape-kd6mg Місяць тому +10

      the kid won't bez able to escort the buff correctly. remember that he did such a low flyby past a US carrier once they had to look lower then the flightdeck to see him. he was flying close enought to the water that he was under the fricken radar cover of the carrier

    • @Blutwind
      @Blutwind Місяць тому +9

      If Buff was allowed he would probably load up to the brim with HARM and take a strool while the kid flys along leaving whatever hostile Airspace they pass without anything more modern then a paperplane for Air defence

    • @redmafiapanda
      @redmafiapanda Місяць тому +4

      If? It's not *if* it's the matter of **when**

  • @ErrolFOFoor
    @ErrolFOFoor Місяць тому +44

    Safety tip: Don't drink coffee while listening to Grandpa Buff. Coffee out the nose is not fun.

    • @RyuuTenno
      @RyuuTenno Місяць тому +2

      RIP

    • @brentmartin6833
      @brentmartin6833 Місяць тому +3

      If it's iced coffee 🧊 ☕️ at least it will apply cold right after the burn.
      *note I don't drink coffee iced or otherwise and would suggest *not* drinking/eating anything while watching HLC shorts. The EMS people have enough to deal with.😂

    • @crisespinoza1979
      @crisespinoza1979 Місяць тому

      😂😂

    • @wesleyhobbs4132
      @wesleyhobbs4132 16 днів тому +1

      I found that carbonated drinks also apply here after that rant he went on the SU.

  • @sandrasausville9103
    @sandrasausville9103 Місяць тому +103

    Grandpa Buff is a national treasure and should be protected, for everyone else's sake

    • @usf22raptr1
      @usf22raptr1 Місяць тому +1

      Grandpa Buff is a national treasure and should be UNLEASHED for civilization's sake.

    • @drhandle4498
      @drhandle4498 Місяць тому +1

      Even if he does land us all in an afternoon of collective punishment sensitivity training, we forgive him.

    • @valhalla__gaming8231
      @valhalla__gaming8231 Місяць тому

      Buff is the incarnation of fuck around find outand natural selection

  • @leewilkinson6372
    @leewilkinson6372 Місяць тому +42

    I'll confess. I kept a straight face through most of this one.
    "Turbans into orbit " broke me. 😂

  • @keithrobinson7039
    @keithrobinson7039 Місяць тому +67

    Raptor singing locked up is too dam perfect

  • @SouthWilliams
    @SouthWilliams Місяць тому +50

    Uh oh, looks like the kid's about to get a roomate in that hangar. Sooner or late, the fly boys are going to be plotting against HLC to take over his channel.^^;

  • @Jeff.78
    @Jeff.78 Місяць тому +93

    Every sentence was absolute gold❤️‍🔥
    Ho Lee Fuk

    • @archangeldo913
      @archangeldo913 Місяць тому +14

      Remember back in 2012 when that Asiana flight crashed in SF, and the “captain names” were announced on the air, Sum Ting Wong, Wee Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Ding Ow?

    • @elduquecaradura1468
      @elduquecaradura1468 Місяць тому +6

      I am more advocate of the other great philosopher that Vietnam had, and curiously a great rival of Ho Lee Fok, who? Ho Lee Sheet

    • @Jeff.78
      @Jeff.78 Місяць тому +1

      @@archangeldo913 I forgot about that 🤣
      It's a weird day, innit?

    • @IHateYoutubeHandles615
      @IHateYoutubeHandles615 Місяць тому

      @@archangeldo913 Remember it, I saw it live on TV :)

  • @MoonMoon-gu2ge
    @MoonMoon-gu2ge Місяць тому +71

    Jesus Christ Buff, you don't have to keep selling me - you've got my vote(and my axe)

  • @UnbrokenPromises-w8n
    @UnbrokenPromises-w8n Місяць тому +33

    "did it touch you inappropriately?" LOL
    "I guess we'll just call him communist instead"
    "are the missiles in the room with you right now?"
    Also:
    >>richter scale
    >>stone age
    >>step forward
    >>turbans into orbit
    GOLD! Wow! You were really letting the zingers rip in this video!

  • @21Wyvern
    @21Wyvern Місяць тому +22

    I'm starting to think a Buff and a F-15 took a medically alarming amount of booze and amphetamines, fucked, and birthed the f-22. Because the buff's mimics the kid in terms of homicidal intent. 😂

    • @alexandercaires5921
      @alexandercaires5921 Місяць тому +2

      Given the 22 was started around the Soviets collapsed, it makes sense

    • @USAads2023
      @USAads2023 Місяць тому +3

      They are war machines, that they know how to talk is something that we all thought impossible

  • @SuperLuigiGamer4
    @SuperLuigiGamer4 Місяць тому +140

    Buff is so unhinged I love it

    • @t-rex1019
      @t-rex1019 Місяць тому +6

      I think his personality got an update. He's doesn't give a shit at all anymore. Which we all love.

    • @AkbarZeb-p6f
      @AkbarZeb-p6f Місяць тому +5

      @@t-rex1019 That's the best thing about old people & I aspire to be more like that every day. 😎

    • @riku3716
      @riku3716 Місяць тому +4

      Spent too much time with the kid.

    • @SwarmerGaming
      @SwarmerGaming Місяць тому +5

      Remember, during his time. He was the kid. Storm and shield he was a flying FU to anything and everything in his path.

    • @justinguilbeault7148
      @justinguilbeault7148 Місяць тому +3

      ⁠​⁠​⁠@@SwarmerGamingSmall correction. “During his time”? It’s STILL his time. Nothing scorches earth like the buff 😅

  • @Eisen_Jaeger
    @Eisen_Jaeger Місяць тому +13

    And now I'm waiting for Buff to be locked in with the Kid and tell Franklin to check in his bomb compartment, he snuck him in a payload of chicken nuggets.

  • @ericspecullaas2841
    @ericspecullaas2841 Місяць тому +52

    Takes a hole new meaning to "pound sand"

    • @Donleecartoons
      @Donleecartoons Місяць тому

      Did you mean to spell "whole" that way? Because it was a nice subtle pun if you did.

    • @ericspecullaas2841
      @ericspecullaas2841 Місяць тому

      @Donleecartoons yes and no. Yes, on the subtle pun bit, it was more the a physical hole side when I was originally thinking of it

    • @kyleshepard3139
      @kyleshepard3139 Місяць тому

      I mean
      Of course they’d take it literally 😂

  • @Lam3ch777
    @Lam3ch777 Місяць тому +6

    I've always held my composure, I've always been fine drinking my morning coffee watching these. You SOB, you got me with "I wanna send one of their turbans into orbit"

  • @andrewkippenhan5494
    @andrewkippenhan5494 Місяць тому +140

    US: My boats are in my water, stay away from Alaska!
    Russia: I've been wondering about who really owns Alaska...
    US: And I've been wondering what you're gonna do about it! I'm just kidding, I know everything, you aren't gonna do shit.

    • @halo129830
      @halo129830 Місяць тому +28

      We also have the receipt of purchase for Alaska in the Smithsonian. XD

    • @Zelinkokitsune
      @Zelinkokitsune Місяць тому +11

      @@halo129830 Would be the second time the literal receipt would be shown to them in a still not sure where the Germans kept theirs though...

    • @BobWithHat
      @BobWithHat Місяць тому +11

      Oh the Alaskans would LOVE the opportunity to... play hockey with them. Yes, that's what they'll do, right? Hockey?

    • @jasongarfitt1147
      @jasongarfitt1147 Місяць тому +2

      You do remember last year Putin declared the sale of Alaska illegal, right?

    • @eldorados_lost_searcher
      @eldorados_lost_searcher Місяць тому +9

      ​@@jasongarfitt1147
      Yah, that's the joke.

  • @mitchellbailey7030
    @mitchellbailey7030 Місяць тому +12

    LMFAO……I have tears from laughing the BUFF (War Paint) ohhhhh……it’s sooooo good time 🇺🇸🫡👍🏻🇺🇸 I must have half of the views for this HLC News up Date by the BUFF….! I think your channel is the most Reliable News Brief and with HUMOR🤣😂🤣😂

  • @kevinhoke6547
    @kevinhoke6547 Місяць тому +36

    First towel for head in space brought to you by. "The Buff"

    • @tankythemagnorite9855
      @tankythemagnorite9855 Місяць тому

      Going to join that manhole cover that was fired at 125,000mph back in 1957 with a nuke during Operation Plumbob.

  • @warchiefredeagle-LANDBACK
    @warchiefredeagle-LANDBACK Місяць тому +3

    😂😂😂 I love knowing true facts on both sides and seeing both stories being told. Makes em even funnier

  • @SomeOrdinaryJanitor
    @SomeOrdinaryJanitor Місяць тому +21

    "I WANNA SEND ONE OF THEIR TURBANS INTO ORBIT!!!"
    greatest BUFF line so far
    Also with "They're going to have to increase the numbers on the Richter scale when i'm done with you, i'd say im gunna bomb you back to the Stone Age, but that would actually be a step forward for your society."

    • @Netscape-kd6mg
      @Netscape-kd6mg Місяць тому

      would love to here him talk about his fly by of a carrier in 1989. they had to look down instead of up to see him

  • @10100rsn
    @10100rsn Місяць тому +12

    "I want to send one of their turbans into orbit."
    GAWT DAMN!!!
    Somebody!
    hold him back.
    He's already gone isn't he?

  • @thebuzzcjc
    @thebuzzcjc Місяць тому +16

    Buff and the Kid are the heroes we need..

  • @Xenodragon
    @Xenodragon Місяць тому +2

    Please don't let BUFF stop cooking ever, his lines are amazing.

  • @jeremysorejian
    @jeremysorejian Місяць тому +39

    "I want to send one of their turbans into orbit"
    and the buff is now bloodthirsty that's new for a politician of this age

  • @Tusker2zero2
    @Tusker2zero2 Місяць тому +3

    Hats off to the awesome Buff warpaint. "Cry 'HAVOC' and let slip the Buffs of war!" 💥💥💥

    • @hbomatt
      @hbomatt Місяць тому

      Redhome Aviation took the pics this week.

  • @CamoGuy76239
    @CamoGuy76239 Місяць тому +31

    HLC Delivering the Sickest Burns I've Ever Heard!
    🤣
    Dude, you're Awesome!
    🤘😎

  • @THX1138JJT
    @THX1138JJT Місяць тому +1

    I love these guys. It's like if Saturday Night Live had the old crew, but was produced by patriots and written by veterans.

  • @remanscimitar
    @remanscimitar Місяць тому +36

    Iran having an Anakin/Vander moment hating sand 😂

  • @mikealessi7761
    @mikealessi7761 Місяць тому +1

    LOL "I want to send one of their turbans into orbit". Flipping hilarious HLC...Let the Buff Cook...

  • @dr.floridamanphd
    @dr.floridamanphd Місяць тому +37

    For an Army radar nerd he sure does love his Air Force planes 😂

    • @IWLGaming
      @IWLGaming Місяць тому +5

      Everyone does. Fighter jets are *LITERALLY* the coolest thing on earth.

    • @TheMariusDarkwolf
      @TheMariusDarkwolf Місяць тому +3

      ​@IWLGaming which is ironic because they're really at their coolest when they're NOT on Earth. So there :) (had to do the last for a demo of they're, their, and there)

  • @loonyroxxs2482
    @loonyroxxs2482 Місяць тому +3

    I love how buff is getting progressively more and more eager for a war to break out, hes a stones throw away from the good ol "would you intercept me"

    • @Netscape-kd6mg
      @Netscape-kd6mg Місяць тому +1

      nah he's gonna sneakup on them 198 style before increasing the richter scale. they won't be able to intercept him cause they won't see him on radar.

  • @Blixton-bw3rj
    @Blixton-bw3rj Місяць тому +50

    Nice videos as always man! I’m glad I can eat my lunch outside and watch something funny at the same time!

  • @countrymusic30
    @countrymusic30 Місяць тому +9

    1:38 "HERE COMES THE SUN" 🌞

  • @BruceWayne-gh4ou
    @BruceWayne-gh4ou Місяць тому +17

    Iran soon " what is happening? why is everything exploding?"

    • @noobpuncher8571
      @noobpuncher8571 Місяць тому +5

      Meanwhile, the cartographers are overworked and stressed because they can't get the new features drawn fast enough.

    • @sonofjack6286
      @sonofjack6286 Місяць тому

      ​@noobpuncher8571 Couldn't they do that with satellites, or is that too Sci-fi?

    • @henrycarlson7514
      @henrycarlson7514 Місяць тому +2

      and Just because , Where did that Mushroom Cloud come from?

    • @hmascuba
      @hmascuba Місяць тому +2

      Oh. Islam future appears to be a "bright" one. 🤣👍

  • @michaelredman9166
    @michaelredman9166 Місяць тому +1

    That freak out from Buff at the end of the clip, absolutely epic

  • @sayjay198080
    @sayjay198080 Місяць тому +29

    A$$, Grass, or Glass Nobody rides for free with The Buff. Let Buff and The Kid loose. I wanna see my tax dollars actually at work at least once in my life.

    • @mimcduffee86
      @mimcduffee86 Місяць тому

      You have seen them at work. They were used to release 5000 Taliban from prison.

  • @realmenhavelittledogs2661
    @realmenhavelittledogs2661 Місяць тому +2

    Franklin!!! Spring the Kid and BUFF. That is you mission, you wonderful little trash panda. There's some nuggies in it for you...

  • @logankuhlman7054
    @logankuhlman7054 Місяць тому +14

    Let the buff cook, they've fucked around time to find out

  • @tankg9263
    @tankg9263 Місяць тому +1

    “I WANNA SEND ONE OF THEIR TURBANS INTO ORBIT!”
    Iconic, I love Granpa Buff

  • @Mr_Man308
    @Mr_Man308 Місяць тому +4

    As a member of buffs legal council, he is being detained unfairly and without trial. Release buff and we can get things back to normal

  • @evinduggins2431
    @evinduggins2431 Місяць тому +1

    The Airforce should officially adopt this voice for the Buff. It suits it so well.

  • @SkywarpG1X
    @SkywarpG1X Місяць тому +8

    The buff doesn't need his meds he's fine. Release him Uncle Sam. Lol

  • @spd579
    @spd579 Місяць тому +1

    "Don't you threaten me with a good time!" LMAO! Send in the BUFF and the KID can fly escort!

  • @lonnyyoung4285
    @lonnyyoung4285 Місяць тому +5

    Buff still has my vote.

  • @willadeefriesland5107
    @willadeefriesland5107 Місяць тому +1

    It was nice hearing the Kid sing a little of his own rock anthem. Him singing a longer rendition of the 'other one' would be even better...

  • @Stephen-mw8ze
    @Stephen-mw8ze Місяць тому +6

    YT needs more than a thumb's up... they need a tactical heart emoji.... maybe in camo or with a mushroom cloud inside of it.... Nothing but love for the buff!

  • @dansela483
    @dansela483 Місяць тому +1

    As an enlisted Israeli reservist, discovering this channel is by far the best thing that happened to me lately

  • @scortisoaracoleman3261
    @scortisoaracoleman3261 Місяць тому +10

    "I want to send one of their turbans into orbit!" 😅😅😅

  • @nattypezman4894
    @nattypezman4894 Місяць тому +1

    You go Buff. Me and him think alike. I'm done with this 💩 I'm turning that area into a giant solar mirror. I always wondered what that much glass would look like 💥💥💥😁

  • @CindyJoGorman-bt9ro
    @CindyJoGorman-bt9ro Місяць тому +8

    Laughed so loud at the turbin line, Startled my Dog!😂😂😂

    • @robertf3479
      @robertf3479 Місяць тому +2

      Same here except my wife's cat thinks I've lost my mind.

  • @mikeb.1705
    @mikeb.1705 Місяць тому +1

    "Alright, got my warpaint on. Who's getting fucked up first?"... F'ing epic. THAT is the t-shirt, right there.

  • @4whellerk1d28
    @4whellerk1d28 Місяць тому +22

    Starting a new religion The Church Of Buff(I didn’t expect to get this many like in 48 minutes thank you also I will take your advice

    • @banedonrunestar5618
      @banedonrunestar5618 Місяць тому +1

      Be careful where/how you advertise, or the first few gatherings could be more of an eyeful than you might expect.

  • @spencers6263
    @spencers6263 Місяць тому +1

    Buff has been unhinged recently. I love it.

  • @TheNefastor
    @TheNefastor Місяць тому +4

    The day they put an AI on a B-52, they have to hire you for its voice.

  • @NameName2.0
    @NameName2.0 Місяць тому +2

    "If they die, they die" is... the coldest line ever

  • @Jonthekiller9
    @Jonthekiller9 Місяць тому +3

    You can’t hold buff back and I love it!!!!😂😂😂😂

  • @panachevitz
    @panachevitz Місяць тому +1

    Japan straight dropping that legit quote from Rocky 4.

  • @Beagle_enthusiast
    @Beagle_enthusiast Місяць тому +28

    I'm down bad for the f-22 raaaah

  • @robryan2079
    @robryan2079 Місяць тому +1

    "I want to send one of their turbans into orbit!" dude almost fell out of bed when Buff dropped that line

  • @mysticwizardphd
    @mysticwizardphd Місяць тому +5

    I’m too sick for this shit, stop making me laugh 🤣

  • @SamT-h7w
    @SamT-h7w Місяць тому +2

    "I WANT TO SEND ONE OF THEIR TARGETS INTO ORBIT!!" Buff being buff.😂

  • @brianpoeng4222
    @brianpoeng4222 Місяць тому +12

    GET YO HANDS OFF BUFF!

  • @StelyDn
    @StelyDn Місяць тому +1

    Ooof...
    Pissing off Grandpa Buff was NOT on my 2024 BINGO card.

  • @miketerran4140
    @miketerran4140 Місяць тому +17

    Amen Buff, Amen.

  • @erichess4279
    @erichess4279 Місяць тому +2

    new Muppet show " Turbans in spaaaaace"

  • @metroidhunter965
    @metroidhunter965 Місяць тому +4

    “I wanna send their turbans into orbit!”
    Holy shit, my sides 😂😂💀💀

  • @christopherg2347
    @christopherg2347 Місяць тому +1

    "I don't like Sand. It is rough, coarse, irritating and gets everywhere." - Ajatollah Skywalker

  • @nathanmahoney6346
    @nathanmahoney6346 Місяць тому +22

    0:30 Star Wars reference?

  • @benjaminoechsli1941
    @benjaminoechsli1941 Місяць тому +2

    It's okay, Japan, you've done all the warning that could be asked of you. 😅

  • @lukkaredwolf3534
    @lukkaredwolf3534 Місяць тому +4

    Sand... Gets everywhere

  • @itsjustme8947
    @itsjustme8947 Місяць тому +2

    'We'll bomb you back into the Stone Age..."
    "Ooooo! Upgrade!" ~ Robin Williams

    • @RaymondHatton-do4dp
      @RaymondHatton-do4dp Місяць тому +1

      Now that you mention this line. It really hits more harder. Miss that comedy genius.

  • @graylindblad1261
    @graylindblad1261 Місяць тому +35

    I know what the sand did to Iran, it was course and rough and it got everywhere

  • @efuller6770
    @efuller6770 Місяць тому +1

    The only place on the internet that regularly gets an actual vocal laugh and not just a snort and an "lol"

  • @riverraven7359
    @riverraven7359 Місяць тому +4

    Thats some nice paint buff!
    Also because i know hlc likes British ship names we just launched HMS AGAMEMNON.
    (Personally I would have picked a guy who survived, like Odysseus, but it still goes hard)

    • @hbomatt
      @hbomatt Місяць тому

      Redhome Aviation took the pics. He did a great job

  • @mikehughes4969
    @mikehughes4969 Місяць тому +1

    The Kids song is so sad, but he does have a lovely singing voice.

  • @bigearl3867
    @bigearl3867 Місяць тому +5

    Buff the Barbarian!

  • @jonathanhouser7817
    @jonathanhouser7817 Місяць тому +1

    Long live the Buff. Blessed is his name

  • @yoface2537
    @yoface2537 Місяць тому +3

    It was coarse, rough, irritating, and got everywhere
    Also Buff meant he had deployable fins on his back to slow himself down

    • @Straven93
      @Straven93 Місяць тому +1

      I'm surprised I had to scroll so far to find this

    • @yoface2537
      @yoface2537 Місяць тому +2

      @@Straven93 I thank you for doing so

  • @knowplay3258
    @knowplay3258 Місяць тому +1

    The idea of an "orbital turban" has me rolling!!

  • @classyguy101
    @classyguy101 Місяць тому +5

    0:57 indeed, that's actually about 100% of russian population

  • @justinrabbitt9492
    @justinrabbitt9492 Місяць тому +2

    God buff can be awesome and hilarious at the same time. Sending one of their turban into orbit. That's rich.

  • @HaruNoKitsune
    @HaruNoKitsune Місяць тому +3

    As a Autist who was made fun of with that work by peers friends and family for years I have the power to do so.. yo I hand buff his R word pass

    • @shaneantun
      @shaneantun Місяць тому +1

      I verify this man’s claim and add my own as a fellow autist.

    • @asialsky
      @asialsky Місяць тому +1

      I can vouch for the autists in this chain: I'm the resident tard-wrangler.

    • @AltarTheSign
      @AltarTheSign Місяць тому +2

      Marf.

  • @BlackWolf18C
    @BlackWolf18C Місяць тому +1

    I'm just sick and tired of edging Armageddon.
    Can we just light this candle already?
    Smile and wait for the flash.