When the USA interferes with other countries it’s all whining and crying about ‘staying out of things’ But when it’s their ‘side’ it’s all sunshine and rainbows.
In the paraphrased words of Perun: "when russians finally attack NATO, the first order of business would be to stop the Poles from celebrating", but until then, "sad Raptor noises" and "sad Polish noises"
@@joshthomasmoorenew I do not remember which one. I've been binging on a few older episodes recently, so it could have been there. Maybe if I go through my watch history I can find it, but no guarantees
@@mightymikethebearI was gonna correct you and say “nah, 20 years”, but celebrities have always been a big deal for whatever bs reasons the media gives.
I've thought about this a bit, of Buff had a sound that expressed his happiness it would be a pen on paper furiously scratching away accompanied by a visual of someone updating a topographical map.
That is a real strat used by dictators. Russia will declare peace with Ukraine if they need a window of time to build up strength. Mustach man declared peace with England after taking Czechoslovakia and used that time to build his strength.
The fact that there were so many openings for Mike Tyson and you can physically see him pull back his punch and not punch instead, let's me know it was rigged
The 2nd and 3rd bouts of the might were exciting. As for Tyson and Paul, there was a clause in there where Mike lost 100k if he knocked Jake down and lost a million if he knocked him out.
As an america i bitch every time i hit a pothole the size of a ukrainian artillery crater because our roads suck but when i see a f35 or f22 fly low cream in my pants and say yep worth it
HLC might not be old enough, but this groundpounder remembers when Army tried to force the LANDWARRIOR system. "Hey, everybody, your equipment sucks, but let's add off the shelf electronics, infantry is getting cybered up, we are all gonna get networked" 10 pounds of extra gear to hump, none of it worked as advertised, stopped after 15 years, 500 million dollars, and then restarted, briefly, when cellphones became available. Meanwhile, everything, from the replacement IHPS helmets for the Fritz, to our new shiny internal helmet comms, literally everything good since 1995, all from former military guys who actually did stuff. Not from the "defense industrial base" who just bought out the patents these men made. But hey, at least ballistic plates are light, and I no longer feel like a baby bjorn's been strapped to my chest.
@@bloody_magpie idk how I should feel about this statement, I formally apologize and hope things get better! (That’s all I can say, but my words won’t help 😓)
Well some people be at different health states then others there's grandmas and grandpas that can still bust a move without breaking a hip while most couldn't and not to mention months before the fight mike tyson did end up in the hospital soo him slowing down but yeah that match 100% rigged I didn't watch it but had friends who did
@@ericdoss7990 Like i said i 100% think it was just a rigged match for a cash grab as charlie has said but I'm just saying that health conditions are a factor especially those who are at the age like mike tyson is at
Glad to see you’re feeling well enough to round up the boys. And put out another video. Excellent to see the US, Russia, BUFF, Poland, and England again. I think Scotland and West Taiwan are my favorites.
0:23 I know it’s HLC behind buff but even Mike Tyson actually admitted at the end of the fight that he had bills to pay that’s why he fought in the ring, but he will never do it again because he doesn’t want to disrespect the sport like that ever again fighting that kind of caliber of fighters. That is almost spot on what he said.
So this week Swedish people are all getting a "If Emergency Or War Happens" pamphlet and I for one am getting very tired of the worry. Yes I do prepare. Yes I have stockpiled canned goods, especially since I had to eat out my supply over the years from the last time this type of vibe was in the air. We all know who is looking at us, and we remember the Whiskey On The Rocks incident.
At least those of us old enough to have had Polish GRU operatives knocking on our parents door pretending to be foreign exchange art students selling charcoal portraits at the door... but only visiting the homes of officers of the local costal artillery regiment...
Please forgive my ignorance but I'm almost 66 and thought myself a student of World War two. Yet I'd never heard of the Whiskey on the Rocks incident. Can you please explain what this was?
@@redbird1218Soviet sub ran aground 10km from Sweden's largest naval base because they were illegally in Swedish waters doing illegal things, lied about why/how they were there, then two West German ships crossed into Swedish waters with more ships responding to a distress call made during a storm that occurred at the time, causing Swedish frenzied response. It was a Whiskey class sub, stuck on rocks. Whiskey on the Rocks incident.
@InkyBlitz Thank you for taking the time to answer me and raising my curiosity. I have to go look this up now. Thank goodness you're never too old to learn something new! I wish you the best and I hope you and your country remain safe.
I am all for getting grandpa buff on that committee. On one condition, he has to film it like an episode of the apprentice and do the whole " you're fired!" Trump bit.
HLC I honestly appreciate the humor you bring to world news. All the other 'media' ones out there throw the fear mongering to the max. So it's nice to have a little humor in the hell going on in the world. Thank you.
@@habitual_linecrosser The fact your characters are now considered canon across practically the entire military shitpost sphere. Speaks to more than trying mate XD
HLC I was watching your “so many bugs” video when the notification popped up that this one got uploaded 😂 tell me you have an HLC addiction without telling me you have an HLC addiction.
This is the best news station ever. Can we pay to have this a real thing for all military news? Like do you don’t have to work, just tell us all war and military news. 🎉🎉
Love this channel HLC! I was in the military in the 80’s as 63B but also did extra stuff. Anyway we called them Hemet. hee-met. At least that is how we pronounced it then. Great times
There are lots of people who go over as lifestyle streamers and such, but they minimize their public impact and just do normal people things and respect the culture and people. Johnny and Logan didn't. They are IRL heels and thrive off the negative reactions.
In WW 2, some of those prop engines could be started with a blank shot gun shell. Apparently they show that being done in that old movie, "Flight of the Condor".
"We don't righ fights here" is the moment I lost it. 😂😂 Rigging Fights throu history is so commen for the US it's like one of their most exported good.
I would love it if Grandpa Buff actually was able to make this firing content. I would love to see his old school "get the fuck out of here" firing style. Lol.
I was playing SMT5 at the time, so unfortunately, I missed the most high-profile buffering stream of the times. But seriously, did no one remember the Mayweather farce?
If Russia can use a tag team partner, Ukraine should too. I nominate Poland.
When the USA interferes with other countries it’s all whining and crying about ‘staying out of things’
But when it’s their ‘side’ it’s all sunshine and rainbows.
Oh sh8t 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂!
Ooooooh, brother!
All in favor? Motion passes! Fuck you, Russia. Poland is now making happy Poland noises.
European Texas lol
In the paraphrased words of Perun: "when russians finally attack NATO, the first order of business would be to stop the Poles from celebrating", but until then, "sad Raptor noises" and "sad Polish noises"
Honestly the Poles would probably win it so fast that I wouldn't even get the chance to get deployed and get that sweet sweet danger pay
Which episode did Perun say that i must have missed it?
@@avroarchitect1793 plot twist: you're in Lithuania :P (just kidding, to exaggerate the speed of the polish)
@@joshthomasmoorenew I do not remember which one. I've been binging on a few older episodes recently, so it could have been there. Maybe if I go through my watch history I can find it, but no guarantees
Perun does have some good lines
"We don't rig fights, here."
Right, and we remain calm and maintain diplomatic negotiations when someone touches our boats...
It's a "proportional" response lol
Surprised he didn't mention the contract stipulations for Tyson if he wanted the full payout
Who touched our boats? Who is the slimy amphibian f*ckstick who just signed his own f*cking death warrant? I bet it was you, CHYNA!
The sun is VERY diplomatic and an expert negotiator!
...That's why we sent 2! 😂
I mean, the US tryied to be diplomatic, but the pre-anime boys were trusty the US was bluffing when the "extreme measures" were put on the table
Ah the duality of man
*Sad raptor noises*
*Sad Polish noises*
*Happy Buff noises*
Raptor Claw!
Happy audience noises.
Doesn't hurt to ask.
Buff: "You're fired."
Random dude: "But I don't even work here..."
Buff: "That's the spirit!"
Is that why Spirit Airlines is in bankruptcy?
@@brentmartin6833😂😂
And the B2 hidden in the background looks surprised, but then looks around, looks relieved, and disappears.
@@mfree80286
Sounds like the B2 has a cloaking device. 🖖
Buff: You're fired
Rando: But I don't work here.
Buff: Would you like a job?
Rando: WOULD I!?
Buff: You're fired
Not gonna lie when I found this channel about a year ago, I had no idea the hidden treasure I had stumbled upon. Cheers to 1 million subs next year!
shit you made me realise that i had not yet subbed! I'm fixing that right now!
Agreed
Agreed.
I hope I make it im so excited
@habitual_linecrosser you will. Your commentary is gold and you push out news in an interesting factual way. Praying for your success brother.
0:45 "We make stupid people famous." No truer words were ever spoken.
I feel like that statement has been true at least 100 years.
See Exhibit A: The Kardashians 😢
Exhibit B: Donald Trump.
@@alexc3504 *Exhibit B: Joe Biden
@@mightymikethebearI was gonna correct you and say “nah, 20 years”, but celebrities have always been a big deal for whatever bs reasons the media gives.
I'm pretty sure happy buff noises would just be a chain of explosions
And the desert turning to glass behind him. Or Siberia. One or the other 😂
Or, sudden deafening silence
I've thought about this a bit, of Buff had a sound that expressed his happiness it would be a pen on paper furiously scratching away accompanied by a visual of someone updating a topographical map.
So, would a sad raptor noise just be silence? And what would a happy raptor noise be?
*_The true winner in that Mike v Jake fight was those who didn't watch it..._*
I saw the stream start then it crashed and I was done wasting my time.
I did not watch it because I had something better to do the next day.
I guess I'm a champion then.
Agreed.Wished I hadn't seen it myself.It was disgraceful.
So me, I legit forgot about it, and honestly didn’t pay much attention to it when they announced it ages ago
Iran, let me give you some sage advice "Every once in a while, declare peace. It confuses the hell out of your enemies."
which rule of acquisition was that again
That is a real strat used by dictators. Russia will declare peace with Ukraine if they need a window of time to build up strength. Mustach man declared peace with England after taking Czechoslovakia and used that time to build his strength.
@@lewiswork3943firey but mostly peaceful.
@@lewiswork3943 Rule 76.
Ahhhh. The rules of acquisition.
If "SAD RAPTOR NOISES" isn't on a t-shirt we riot
The fact that there were so many openings for Mike Tyson and you can physically see him pull back his punch and not punch instead, let's me know it was rigged
it is just me the one only that wasn't interested at all? I got Half Life 2 from Steam that was free and I was going through the campaign
@@elduquecaradura1468watched the first fight..turned it off.
The 2nd and 3rd bouts of the might were exciting. As for Tyson and Paul, there was a clause in there where Mike lost 100k if he knocked Jake down and lost a million if he knocked him out.
@@elduquecaradura1468I had zero interest in watching the fight. I smoke some joints and just listen to some music.
@brucestack1658
So how much per 👂?
as a polish, instead of being like 'DAFUQ IS MY TAX MONEY DOING' I'm chuckling all the time. Thanks :D
As an america i bitch every time i hit a pothole the size of a ukrainian artillery crater because our roads suck but when i see a f35 or f22 fly low cream in my pants and say yep worth it
HLC might not be old enough, but this groundpounder remembers when Army tried to force the LANDWARRIOR system.
"Hey, everybody, your equipment sucks, but let's add off the shelf electronics, infantry is getting cybered up, we are all gonna get networked"
10 pounds of extra gear to hump, none of it worked as advertised, stopped after 15 years, 500 million dollars, and then restarted, briefly, when cellphones became available.
Meanwhile, everything, from the replacement IHPS helmets for the Fritz, to our new shiny internal helmet comms, literally everything good since 1995, all from former military guys who actually did stuff. Not from the "defense industrial base" who just bought out the patents these men made.
But hey, at least ballistic plates are light, and I no longer feel like a baby bjorn's been strapped to my chest.
As an ukrainian I sometimes look at normal life in other countries and think for myself that it must be nice not having a terrorist for a neighbour.
@@bloody_magpie idk how I should feel about this statement, I formally apologize and hope things get better! (That’s all I can say, but my words won’t help 😓)
dude, Polish ppl are helping you, I hear more UA/RU than polish where I live. We also have Belarus and RU as our neightbours. Why them hate? o_o
Saw BUFF right over my farm on Saturday. Those turbofans were screaming louder than my wood splitter, awesome sound of freedom
"We make stupid people fucking famous."
This explains so much. Let the Buff cook.
Sad Polish noises 🤣😂🤣😂 fkn killed me
Sad raptor noises. 😂
@jacobystonecypher791 that's the one that got me
Don't worry, Babunia is in the kitchen.. you can't make sad noises if you stuff your mouth with perogies and kabanosy...
Gotta love Polands persistence! Let the kid go!!!!
But only if Franklin keeps up a vlog or something.
Missle-tism is my favorite
*Missile
Yeah, I'm callin' it "ballistophilia" from hear on out.
2:37
Mission promise 3 ,Like iran iran did soothing the first one😂
BUFF: "Hi. Welcome to the HLC Show..Are you comfortable.. Do you need a drink? No? Ok.. Ah..Yer fired.."
Buff would do that while making a Trump impression.
Saying that they "don't want to hit civilian infrastructure" was hard to say cause Iran has never said that before.
UK lecturing USA about EXCESSIVE SPENDING is rich 😂
6:08 _Sad Raptor noises... Sad Polish noises... Happy Buff noises!_
"Sad Polish noises" 😂😂😂
Lol every old person engines starts with small explosives pacemakers, coffee... Prune juice 😂
4:07 Russia called it a war again 😂😂
"Mike Tysons legs are gone.. he's just too old" .. meanwhile Ric Flair wrestled 22 minutes at 73 in his retirement match against Shawn Michaels lol.
Well some people be at different health states then others there's grandmas and grandpas that can still bust a move without breaking a hip
while most couldn't and not to mention months before the fight mike tyson did end up in the hospital soo him slowing down but yeah that match 100% rigged I didn't watch it but had friends who did
Different people can do different things and then there’s genetics that play a role it’s all crazy man
@@redmafiapanda it ain't the dog in the fight.. it's the fight in the dog
@@ericdoss7990 Like i said i 100% think it was just a rigged match for a cash grab as charlie has said but I'm just saying that health conditions are a factor especially those who are at the age like mike tyson is at
The people that believe that iron mike is too old are either stupid or Paul fans.
"What about HLC?" -ad immediately plays-
Perfection.
I'm surprised Buff didn't go on a cold war rant regarding the heightened tensions of WW3
2:52 Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #76: Once in a while declare peace. It confuses the hell out of your enemies.
Glad to see you’re feeling well enough to round up the boys. And put out another video. Excellent to see the US, Russia, BUFF, Poland, and England again. I think Scotland and West Taiwan are my favorites.
0:23 I know it’s HLC behind buff but even Mike Tyson actually admitted at the end of the fight that he had bills to pay that’s why he fought in the ring, but he will never do it again because he doesn’t want to disrespect the sport like that ever again fighting that kind of caliber of fighters. That is almost spot on what he said.
Last time I came this early, she never called me again.
This channel is getting gooder and gooder with each episode!
Remember, if the country you owe money too no longer exists, the debt also no longer exists
ON PAPER!
Just make sure to ignore the wheelbarrow overflowing with paper currency people are carrying around to buy a loaf of cold, hard bread.
Love the assertion
"That's a word here on this channel"
No further questions
So this week Swedish people are all getting a "If Emergency Or War Happens" pamphlet and I for one am getting very tired of the worry.
Yes I do prepare. Yes I have stockpiled canned goods, especially since I had to eat out my supply over the years from the last time this type of vibe was in the air.
We all know who is looking at us, and we remember the Whiskey On The Rocks incident.
At least those of us old enough to have had Polish GRU operatives knocking on our parents door pretending to be foreign exchange art students selling charcoal portraits at the door... but only visiting the homes of officers of the local costal artillery regiment...
Please forgive my ignorance but I'm almost 66 and thought myself a student of World War two. Yet I'd never heard of the Whiskey on the Rocks incident. Can you please explain what this was?
@@redbird1218 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet_submarine_S-363
@@redbird1218Soviet sub ran aground 10km from Sweden's largest naval base because they were illegally in Swedish waters doing illegal things, lied about why/how they were there, then two West German ships crossed into Swedish waters with more ships responding to a distress call made during a storm that occurred at the time, causing Swedish frenzied response. It was a Whiskey class sub, stuck on rocks. Whiskey on the Rocks incident.
@InkyBlitz Thank you for taking the time to answer me and raising my curiosity. I have to go look this up now. Thank goodness you're never too old to learn something new! I wish you the best and I hope you and your country remain safe.
Love your vids HLC, always a highlight when I see you upload
Ain't got enough words for this Awesomeness!
I hope a simple: "HELL YEAH!" will suffice.
🤣😎👍🇺🇸
I am all for getting grandpa buff on that committee. On one condition, he has to film it like an episode of the apprentice and do the whole " you're fired!" Trump bit.
Im loving the longer videos! Thanks HLC, luv ya
- It's the uniforms. If Hugo Boss hadn't been involved we wouldn't have this problem.
And you're fired, and you're fired and you're fired and you're fired. You're all FIRED!
HLC and his 'missile-tisms' with Christmas coming up is making me think of Santa Bot from Futurama. "Your mistletoe is no match for my TOE Missile!"
Wait wait wait. so we have a SUPER HIMARS now? lmao. I love this country.
Yes! Get fucked, Russia.
🥰🥰🥰
Looked up both vehicles and i love thinking about both being combined can't wait to see it be a thing
Buff always got the right facts, especially with that rigged fight.
Please hlc take care of yourself and keep up the great work, we appreciate you and I hope your having a great day
" we don't rig fights here." 😂😂😂😂😂
The US rigs war games after all.
Way more gooder!! Love this channel!
Thank god I needed this video today 😂😂
Thanks for the content man. It really does brighten my day. ❤🤘✌👍
Whoa...pump your brakes, Buff. HLC is a goddamn national treasure.
Tell em buff
"Buff making content firing people"
OH PLEASE MAKE IT SO! From your lips to God's ears! 🤣🤣🤣
So Wise , Thank you .
Poland acting like a crack fiend when it comes to advanced military tech is always top notch content.
HLC I honestly appreciate the humor you bring to world news. All the other 'media' ones out there throw the fear mongering to the max. So it's nice to have a little humor in the hell going on in the world. Thank you.
2:00 “doesn’t forget”, meanwhile we keep forgetting the Nintendo atrocities
I think every politician in the world needs to watch HLC videos. It should be a weekly requirement.
The production value on these is starting to get actually insane. I swear this episode was in 8K
Lol hey I'm trying here
@@habitual_linecrosser The fact your characters are now considered canon across practically the entire military shitpost sphere. Speaks to more than trying mate XD
HLC gonna go full apprentice style just with a military background instead of corporate. You're Fired 🔥
1:11 friendly interception
HLC I was watching your “so many bugs” video when the notification popped up that this one got uploaded 😂 tell me you have an HLC addiction without telling me you have an HLC addiction.
2:40 - Rule of Acquisition #76: Every once in a while, declare peace. It confuses the hell out of your enemies.
A commenter of culture!
Been happily watching the series from beginning! Hype on the Playlist!
Poland, we got some f14's with hwy to danger zone on cassettes we can let u have at wholesale, maverick sold separately 😊
Fine we'll take them if you throw in a carrier.
@dariuszrutkowski420 i just got the reverse card thrown on me.... carrier u say? Hmmmm standby
(Loud speaker) carriers line 1 carriers line 1
"Sad Polish noises" might be your funniest line to date
6:29 That's old school. They used blank 12 gauge rounds to start aircraft rotary/radial engines in WW2. Also known as a "Coffman starter".
This is the best news station ever. Can we pay to have this a real thing for all military news? Like do you don’t have to work, just tell us all war and military news. 🎉🎉
Buff pulling up to the co pilot in the refueler plane like "what do you even do?"
Same thing your copilot does.
@avroarchitect1793 sits there and looks sexy?
@@avroarchitect1793 sit there and look pretty?
If we have the biggest military, no one will come collect our debt. Genius.
Better yet, they can't collect our debt if they are dead. 😂
Buff!
448 likes and 30 comments and the vid just dropped 4 min ago. HLC ... you're rockin'.
Franklin been real quiet since Pnut...
Love this channel HLC! I was in the military in the 80’s as 63B but also did extra stuff. Anyway we called them Hemet. hee-met. At least that is how we pronounced it then. Great times
The promotional company for the fight was also owned by Paul. Make of that what you will.
I mean. That's why a desk stapler costs $300 right? 😂
Check that out Grampa Buff!
@2:41 Rule 76: Every Once In A While, Declare Peace. It Confuses The Hell Out Of Your Enemies.
Motherfucker I came here to say that get out of my head
One of quarks best lines
- If we get Brandon Herrera as final head of the ATF, I'm sure he'd be happy to put you to work somewhere.
God this needs to happen.
1:35 I dunno. Pewdiepie went to Japan, and he seems to be tolerated just fine. Probably because he doesn't go around being a nuisance for attention
Pewdiepie is Swedish, though.
@@The_Jiant You know what, that's a fair point.
@silverlight6074 and his dogs are Chinese (Maya & Edgar), American (Momo), & British (Ynk)... And his wife is Italian...
There are lots of people who go over as lifestyle streamers and such, but they minimize their public impact and just do normal people things and respect the culture and people. Johnny and Logan didn't. They are IRL heels and thrive off the negative reactions.
Japan is FINE with tourists, so long as you respect their country and it's rules. Pretend you're at someone's house, their roof, their rules
Got my Christmas shirt today. Thanks for the laughs
HOW does Buffs engines start with an explosive?!?!?
In WW 2, some of those prop engines could be started with a blank shot gun shell. Apparently they show that being done in that old movie, "Flight of the Condor".
More gooder than good!!! 👍👍
Clicked SOOOOOO quick!
"We don't righ fights here" is the moment I lost it. 😂😂 Rigging Fights throu history is so commen for the US it's like one of their most exported good.
12 seconds hell yeah.
HLC is officially my new go-to for politics updates, gotta have a trusted source 🙏
Lmao. Sad raptor noises
4:52 I just now realized HLC makes Poland sound like a Polish crackhead for weapon systems and the F-22.
This is the second time HLC said Kurwa, and nailed it again !
Lecimy kurwa!
I'd LOVE to have Buff in DOGE!!! Unleash angry grandpa on the sloths in our gov!!
39 seconds. First time ever this is gonna be awesome.
When you get older you will last longer bro.
@@davesnothere.Lol😂
@@davesnothere. But you might not get it as much.
Now im just imagining Buff being HR questioning people, "what would you say you bring to this company"
Got into the first-100!!
Content firing people? That’s a great idea. It could be like a mix of The Apprentice and Undercover Boss and Buff could host with HLC.
4 seconds. new record
Same here for me at four minutes
Eyyyu
You want a cookie
Hey, 4 seconds is a long time
Damn, my closest is 8 mins
I would love it if Grandpa Buff actually was able to make this firing content. I would love to see his old school "get the fuck out of here" firing style. Lol.
Holy shit I’ve never been here THIS early
"Like a turd that won't flush" - I almost choked on my drink laughing so hard at that apt decription of Neo Nazis! Love your content man!
Tyson admitted it was rigged and he took the L willingly no conspiracy theory on that one
I'd LOVE to see a source for this.
Bro just needed money, no shame in that. Gave some entertainment and I always love seeing more Tyson.
@@Rixoli all you have to do is google it yourself 😂😂😂 it’s not hard to find
@@juharvey2 i ain’t mad lol I’d have done the same thing for 20+ million 😂😂😂
I was playing SMT5 at the time, so unfortunately, I missed the most high-profile buffering stream of the times. But seriously, did no one remember the Mayweather farce?
Hey HLC, if your missile doesn't work, there's a pill for that