Crazy Looking Tanks Type and Size Comparison 3D
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There have been some fairly crazy and brilliant tank designs over the years and this video explores some of the craziest Looking tanks.
Crazy Looking Tanks Type and Size Comparison 3D
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Goliath tracked mine
Kugelpanzer
Tankette TKS
Tankette TK-3
Renault UE Chenillette
Ford 3-Ton M1918
T-18 tank
Renault FT
Tortuga tank
CLB 75 Tank
Skeleton tank
Schneide4r CA1
Char D1
Mark A Whippet
LVTA-4 Water Buffalo
M2A1
M15A Gun Motor Carriage
Antonov A-40
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𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐊 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐕𝐘 𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐊𝐒
Saind Chamond
Chrysler TV-8
Bob Semple tank
Mark I
T-34 concrete amour
A30 Challenger
Mark IV tank
A7V
Vickers A1E1
Progvev-T
T-35
KV-2
Object 279 Kotin
Tsar Tank
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𝐒𝐔𝐏𝐄𝐑 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐕𝐘 𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐊𝐒
TOG II
Flying Elephant
K-Wagen
Karl-Gerat
FCM F1
KV-6 BEHEMOTH
Mendeleev Tank
Panzer VIII Maus
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Landkreuzer P.1000 Ratte
Landkreuzer P.1500 Monster
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German Engineers: What tanks do you want?
Hitler: See that building over there? I want it moving.
"The big one or the small one?"
"Guess"
“What comment do you want to make?”
You: “You see that one with 1.4k likes?”
I'd like but you're at a good number
Holy damn i can't stop laughing
The fact that Tank was invented in Britain in 1910 so called Little Willie and then Mark I
Engineer: What kind of tank do you want?
Russia: See that bycicle over there?
*blyatcycle
And power by Vodka.
Good one
And germany
Weapons are powered by super Russian hard bass
Engineer: what kind of tank do you want?
Germany: you see that bunker over there?
Hitler: You know these canons, that battleships have?
@@lukeskywalker5392 lol
@@lukeskywalker5392 You know God? I wanna be able to slap him with the cannon and him to be too scared to do shit about it.
@@YEAHKINDA WTF u talk about? Be respectful
@@YEAHKINDA You blasphemous heretic.
2:02 “If [a gun] don’t work… use more gun” -The Engineer
It never existed, well it did, only in photoshopped images.
Nano say it too
@@t1e6x12 actually a prototype existed. It was scrapped after the war.
@@jarrodskufcagaming5203 I have extreme doubt. There are too many guns which means not enough room for crew to operate them. Not enough room for ammunition. Also there are guns placed where there would be parts essential to the tank:s functionality, example the gun on the bottom front of the hull is placed where the transmission is at.
@@t1e6x12 it was scrapped and thats the reason
Manufacturer: How many guns do you want?
America: *YES*
SCUD B Chrysler on crack
“Main armament: Too many”
Armament: 2nd Amendment
that tank is fake (M15A)
but there are also other fake tanks like the KV 6 there. Do the vid maker doing even researching the tanks if they arent any internet meme?
M3 on drUgS
Stalin: Make a tank that have 4 turrets
Hitler: Let's make a moving reichstag with a naval gun
Also hitler: gustav gerät
С таким ником не заподозрить, что кв-6 всего лишь миф? Не стыдно?
kv-6 never existed and was not designed by the Soviets
Yes I know. But at least it's a joke.
Hello ma brother
No one:
German Engineers: Size is just a number
German Engineers: you DO realize that we could just put all the time and resources we have into perfecting our current best model tank rather than a single tank that would sink into the ground by it's sheer weight right?
Hitler: yes, but bigger is better.
Your oil reserves statistics are also *just* a number
Funny, they have the first smallest tank and the largest tank.
What
No one says nothing? So everyone says everything.
makes perfect sense
Me looking at the tank at 1:53:
Wow, that's a lot of guns.
USA 1 second later:
How 'bout a little more?
I mean, USA, can you blame them?
*adds a freaking plasma gun*
now THAT'S alotta damage!
Correction: The M15A Gun Motor Carriage was never even considered, it was all just a photoshop :/
“I’ll attach a gun to your gun so that you can fire during firing”
(c) Pimp my tank
The M15A is just an M3 Lee photoshop a bunch to make seem crazy stupid
Normal country: lets create a 9 ton tank
Germany: DiD U mEaN 90 tOnS?
Nazi-Germany: Did you mean 900 t?
Hitler: I Said Battleship on tracks!
more like 9000 tons
Did yOu mEan 900000 tOnS
MoRe lIke armoUrd EaRth WIth tRaCkS?
T-34 with concrete armor (and 85mm gun)
**Produced in 1918**
Soviet Engineering!!!
it's time to make a new release of ren tv
Time travellers trying to inpress Stalin
He also said that the karl gerat had a 12.8 cm gun but it had a 60 cm gun lol
Big fail
5:34
-How does it turn?
-It does not, comrad
it rides straight to Berlin
Underrated comment
Cpt. Bucket Man nice one
I literally just imagined that thing trying to turn in place
Seeing that looks like a naval Sea Cruiser
@@LandkreuzerPRatte-on8zs It had a traversal rate of 1* per minute
2:15
Enginner: which tank do you want
Stalin: plane!
it was designed with the purpose of giving paratroopers armor when dropping, the plan was good but the execution is horrible
This was made for tanks who need repair. When a soviet tank needed repair, they just took the wings, and a plane and flought with them meanlwhile a rope was attached to the tank.
@@cheesedrgn What? No
he was drunk probably
@@mr.mirage3986 notice how that's a biplane tank which probably means it's a World War one thing that never got made which also means that the Soviet Union wasn't made yet
Engineer: What kind of Tank or mobile SPG do you want
Germany: See that battleship over there
Here 5:41
Lol the KV-6 was basically a boat
Y’all ever heard of the O-I?
Hitler : "I WANT IT TO FLY LIKE THOSE ARMERICAN B-52 ASWELL!!''
@@kirolloshalim1533 but this tank is russian
USA: "meh, super-heavy tanks are impractical"
Germany: *hits ze bong* "how about... We put battleships... On threads?!"
USA: "meh, super-heavy tanks are impractical"
also USA: how about we put a million guns on a tank?
@@ulfenburg7539 "You can't sneak up on us if we got every angle covered!"
@Jasus Crist also the one in the transmission?
Britain: [Smokes tea] I'm thinkin', fat ass tank. With guns stickin out the side, you dig? Call it "Flying Elephant"
Battle Ship was invented in Britain in 1904 so called HMS Dreadnought
Kruschev: **drunk with vodka** "I WANT IT TO FLY"
Russian commanders: "But sir..."
Kruschev: *"I WANT 100 ON THE FIELD BY NEXT MONTH"*
А причём здесь Хрущев?
I seriously doubt Kruschev was any more sane than Hitler...
Actually these things can’t fly, they are only able to glide. They were just light tanks attached to a glider mainframe and were supposed to be dropped in via plane to hopefully find an easier way of transportation for their tanks
And they are from stalins era u bafoon
They were planned before Kruschev,moron
america: more guns
germany: more armor
russia: limousine
Britain: long TOG
Tog: Am I a joke to you?
2:04 sometimes u need just a little less gun
@Polish Hero Witold Pilecki
German tank driver: YEAH UH I HAVE KIDS AT HOME SO-
Also Hitler: You see that Tirpitz, Bismarck, Scharnhorst, Deutchland? I want it moving or go to Auschwitz
Enginneers: okay fuher we designed the maus.
Hitler: THICCER
Engineers: but fuher that is unreasona-
Hitler: i said *THICCER*
The funny thing is that they actually developed the Maus tank as a compromise to the fact that Landkreuzer P-1000 Ratte and Landkreuzer P-1500 Monster (Which was designed earlier) was to big and heavy to be functional in terrain or on roads, or bridges or marshlands etc. XD
Auramaster 206yt 😂
What’s a fuher? Do you mean Führer maybe?
@@TheTrytix also add in the fact it was pretty much a magnetic bullseye
Thick armor now can be easily penetrated by railguns, Depleted Uraniums. XD
2:05 how many cannons do you need on the tank?
America: YES
They murdered m3lee
"Main Armament: too many"
Or not enough?
It would be right at home in a Warhammer 40k battlefield.
It's basically an M3 Lee with more guns
its fake
What kind of tank you want to produce?
Germany: Yamato Class
It's more like any light destroyer than the biggest battleship ever built.
Actually, maybe it's more like a light cruiser...
U ever have that baby?
What does American tanks look like?
Me: Bread
Which one?
Me: All of them.
bismarck
New Zealand: *laughs in PTSD
"Bob Semple"
5:56
*looks at shipping container * ah yes a T A N K
Bro to me it looks like a flat out brick
@@pumpkingamer9 lmao same
Ledo brick.
*lego
tzar tank origin: ussr
produced: 1914 where the ussr didnt even existed
"visible confusion"
Walther 38 K-wagen. Nazi flag when product in 1917
@@alexandrek5176 it's not nazi flag.
Cat it’s a pc Nazi flag. It should be the imperial flag from ww1.
Tsar tank project: Russian epmire
Cat It’s a censured third reich flag
No one:
German engineers in ww2:
Lets make a battleship on ground
Let`s make a giant something looking like a tank that is imposible to build
And easy target for planes.
whats the timeline
( ͡≖ ͜ʖ ͡≖)
That is why it is called a Landkreuzer because it is a cruiser but on land.
tank designer:
-wath tank do you want?
Hitler:
- i want a moving military base
More like battleship on tracks
"What do you mean the battleship on tracks isnt moving fast?" Make it go faster
Brandon Dirocco we dont have such engines and we need alot of it but it makes the tank heavier needing more better tracks
I want the Gneisnau on land, do it N O W
Well the death star i guess
"Its a bird!"
"Its a plane!"
*its an antonov a 40*
Nope
Nope
Nope
Yes
i give you the first like
Manufacturer: Do you want airplanes or tanks?
Soviet Onion: *YES*
@JJ Dziochu yeah lel
Jäger bataillon Onion ist Zwiebel 😂😂😂
Seize the onions of production!
Fried onion
Jäger bataillon Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well
Manufacture: How big you want?
Hitler: *YES*
Nein Nein Nein
any one know the soundtrack title?
(snorts cocaine)
Didn't the nazis create the Schwerer Gustav a tank that has more than 35 km shooting range
@@georgeamenin3404 I think you mean the Eisenbahngeschütz, railway cannon
Therapist: "Land submarine isn't real, it can't hurt you"
Land submarine: 1:14:
We all live in a land submarine
1. Take a boat
2. Flip it upside down
3. Add turret, armor and gun
4.????
5. Profit
@@imranhazim5434 :v
@@asfahawari2311 wkwkwkwkwkkw :v
@@imranhazim5434 lmao, weird tank in a nutshell
"hey can I have some of your doritos"
"Pfft yeah, when tanks fly"
"2:18"
6:00
Russia : We need tank big and strong like... like... like shipping container!
I read that in russian accent was hilarius
general: comrade, we need tanks for anti air, infantry, tanks, vehicles and something for long range bombardment.
*engineer puts vodka down and slips picture of Behemoth
General: what? what can it do?
engineer: Da
7:38 - the most powerfull tank ever made - a 4 door Mercedes convertible.
You are mistaken. The best tank ever made is clearly at 3:05!!
@james villamor its called a joke
Ahh yes, a car gose zoom zoom around in the battlefield with three passager holding/using a dynamite or anti tank mine which will give them 10 kill streaks
@james villamor r/woooosh
@james villamor r/whoosh
2:05 when I'm home alone and I hear the toilet flushing
underrated
2:05
When Americans are home alone and they hear the toilet flushing
Fun fact: *The inventors of the Tsar Tank brought a small model of the tank to Nikolai II Alexandrovich Romanov, and they tested it on stacks of books. Nikolai was so impressed by it that he spent hours playing with the model like a toy.*
It honestly should've been a toy rather then an actual military vehicle.
the engineers after your comment be like i will show you whats a toy 'shoots'. btw the fact is true
exactly
Everybody's gangsta until bob semple tank rolls in on the field
Bob Semple tank OP
It was actually the worse tank in history
@@WillBill6143 r/woosh
@@dainyzas225544 well it's hard to tell if someone is joking on text
*until killdozer rolls up*
Somewhere in Germany 1944
Lead engineer: How big do vant zis tank?
Hitler: YES.
To hell with bridges, just make the tanks waterproof!
*Mustache boi: JA!
@@konlovsowski656 Literally the same thing
AceCustomz Jeez
@@codemy666 if you are hitler you say panzer
7:56 - creativity excellence
@Polish Hero Witold Pilecki lo siento mucho pero mucho texto 👊😭
5:35
Engineer: so what do you want to-
Stalin: You know the KV's?
Engineer, fearfully: Uh, y-yes, what this t-t-time?!?
Stalin: KV2 battle ship edition, then rip a rocket launcher off of one of those funny rocket trucks we made a while ago and hot glue it to the back
Engineer [under his breath]: *I hate my job*
Stalin: And add 2 kv1 turrets because honestly why not
Underrated comment
@@majaaaaaaaaaawith10as and a machine gun on top
you have not seen our KV-44
To the gulag
Manufacturer: how big u want the tank?
Germans: JA!
Manufacturer asking the design question, right ?
HAHAHAHAA THEY WILL NEWER LEARN,.....SOON WE WILL BITCHSLAPED THE SOSSAGE CUNTS AND THE REST OF NAZI NATO ISIS TALMUDIC THERORIST GANG AGAIN,......GREETS FROM SERBIAN
@@igorjajic6898 wot?
@@igorjajic6898 serbia is a shit country, croatia strong
@@igorjajic6898 jeez unlock caps , greets from Germany
6:12 Your Crush
7:15 Her Dad
3:24 Her Mother
2:56 You
Edit: My first comment with over 200 likes, thank you comrades
3:50 the dude she's talking about don't worry
So, i got this in the bag?
Plost Twist: 8:11 Her boy friend.
😂😂😂
Al Doritos love it
Comments: 99% tanks
1% joker dancing on the tank
im very disappointed
0% "Sometimes I cover myself in Vaseline and pretend to be a giant slug".
@@DonVigaDeFierro why just why
click here to see the joker 8:01
*Steel Beam* wow so random
Engineer: So how many guns do you wa-
America: *yes* 2:04
Actually this tank is a photoshop from the original who haves much less guns.
@@sarc8448 I'm glad I wasnt the only one to understand the madness that is this thing...
Actually is murica'
Sayonara negas
Fly tanks?
Germany: no
USA: no
France: no
Great Britain: no
USSR: YES!
Well yes but actually no
any one know the soundtrack title?
Yan4ick_Banan4ick 2019 да вот такие мы Русские
*SHOWS OVER ASSHOLEEEEEEE!*
HardJaxx - Storm Desert OOOO SOMETHING IS BURNING 😆😆
>tsar tank
>origin: *ussr flag*
>puts red star on it
dude
VelvetSage right?
Red star is for USSR u jerk
@@waid1406 Don't call people jerks when you're as stupid as you seem to be. The point is the the Tsar Tank was from the Russian Empire, not the USSR.
Mendeleev tank has the same problem here lol.
there is more: TKS (polish tankette) made in 1918... in tzar russia, german or austrian empire? 1918 Poland was non existant, barely began to be born again, not producing tankettes to make 20 years break before launching another one into production... Also many minor stupidities in comparisons/descriptions, for example calling armoured mortar or mine sweeper a tank... I guess if he already made the model then logic is gone
2:12
*everybody gangsta till soviet tank starts flying*
2:06 every body gangsta till American tank starts shooting
Everybody gangsta until Japan Airdrops tanks.
Everybody gangsta until A WEAPON TO SURPASS THE METAL GEAR?
deadass they tried to fly a tank
*laughs in 88mm AT/AA*
7:47
Everybody gansta till the WAIT WHAT THE FUK
Americans : A tank can’t fly
Russians : Hold my A-40
But actually it's didn't fly
@@Powiratel pretty sure it did successfully flew in a test flight but the reason it wasn't used because all the ammo and fuel had to be removed just to get the darn thing airborne so it technically did fly
Manufacturer: How many guns do you want?
US Army: Too Many
i would give my soul to have that in either War Thunder Or World Of Tanks........just give it to me please gods of gaming
(I am german) when our designers drank to much : ups ausversehen die EXTRA schwere Panzerklasse erfunden.
Manufacturer: so how many guns do you want to be placed on the M3 lee?
US: all of them
@@kingblane That's not a real tank it's based on a meme.
Stolen models and off scale, shit
Tsar Tank are not Soviet. This is Russian Empire's project
are we not going to mention how the Karl Gerat says it had a 128mm...when it had a 600mm?
Gorjey Feodosiy Mendeleev tank too.
Gorjey Feodosiy
Its still russian anyway
You genious spasibo
This is true
Tortuga tank
“Type: Tank”
Daesarul Plays tortuga means turtle in Spanish makes sense
@@thatonepriest69 i learned that from breaking bad
Looks like actual alien technology compared to everything esle
I mean they're not wrong
It was an early prototype vehicle.
5:36 You are definitely a master driver if you can parallel park this.
You would be beyond a master driver since you will need to defy the laws of physics too 😂
Done!
@@k-874 just wait till the purge happens and then break the laws of physics since all crime is legal
3:03 now that is one happy tank
@John Boudreaux it's a nuclear tank
It's a nuclear tank design but never built as if you shot the nuclear powered engine, well let's just say he took you down with him.
Therapist: Nuclear Tank With A Colossally Massive Brain isnt real, it cant hurt you.
*Nuclear tank with a Colossally massive brain:* 3:02
@@cristensullivan7301 it can. That is what the gun is for
John Boudreaux LOL how did u notice??
Antonov A-40: Exists
World of Tanks and War Thunder Players: Heavy Breathing
Joker what are you doing on tha Landkreutzer P.1500 Monster
Exactly
Ngl he just Vibing tho
You wouldn't get it...
Joker what are you doing on that Landkreutzer P.1500, Monster?
Dancin'
5:07
Dumbo: am I a joke to you?
FlYiNg ElEpHaNt
wtf is that name
2:11
Russians: Yes, you are )))
Engineer: What tanks do you want?
Lord Vader: See that moon up there?
P.999999999 colosus
death star
death star
2:50 is no one gonna talk about the fact that the Chrysler tv8 looks like that low quality polar bear walking meme
:o
ua-cam.com/video/Y9-MLgHxQGs/v-deo.html
Omg
Damn
My first thought when I saw it in the thumbnail
Nobody:
M3 Lee tank: GUYS LOOK WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TAKE STEROIDS
GUNS!
any one know the soundtrack title?
Too many guns
Enginer: how many guns do you want in the tank?
Boss: yes!
1:59
The Tsar Tank is basically just a giant tricycle with guns.
it's also large
Its basically a man on a bicycle with Uzis just very big.
Fun fact: its the first tank to be planned and be build
It looks similar to the Rusviet SHM-68 Nakovalnya mech from "Iron Harvest", I have to admit.
Oboy
Russian empire tank design
Check in google
"Oboy" or "Обой"
M15A Gun Motor Carriage
"Main armament: Too many"
nonexistent tank. was never made lol
It was supposed to be a joke tank. Why do some peeps think it actualy existed??? Its just a M3 Lee that has been photoshopped the crap outta.
@@a_random_tank_152mm7
I know it's a joke. In fact, I tried to highlight that with my comment in a way...
A comment that has never been attributed to a US Soldier anywhere.
The IRL Baneblade
02:00 when you try to conquer the entire Europe with one single tank
Needs more dakka
It needs more guns.
1:15 Jesus can walk on water,
But clb 75 can swim on land
XD
Basically a land submarine😂
8:14 ah yes, German engineering at its finest. Let’s make a battleship on land that has a gustav cannon on top
West wall on tracks
Concrete *T-34*
Production: 1918
Lol what
And a 85mm gun lol
*press X to doubt*
X
X
X
I fear no tank
but that thing
Flying Tank
it scares me
lol nice TF2 reference, love it!
In Soviet Russia this is what kids use as school bus
@@Subieghost here in mother we dont havd bus, we ride bear
D:
T-60 is weak though, only has a 20mm cannon and a machine gun
i love how the smallest tank of this vid is called goliath
And the biggest is called a rat
i love the landkreuzer p.1500 monster
Choose tank building difficulty:
Easy
Normal
Hard
Extreme
Soviet
Germany
Ja use Germans made some really monsterous tanks back then, the Panzer VIII Mause didn't see much action it was to big and slow and got stuck in the mud all the time not to mention it brokedown a lot as well but one of those ultra Super heavy tanks I think 2 were ever built but never saw action and I think they were destroyed so the allies couldn't get their hands on them same with the Monster tank
😎😎😎 legendary and rare.
@@CadianTrooper224 Mause? or Maus
Germany
@@sniper_slayer1018 MAUS
Engineers: Hitler we have a prototype of a tank
Hitler: i have no time for this
Engineers: but is a GIANT tank
Hitler: show me NOW!!!
Landkreuzer is huge, mate!
@@maxmuller8633 hey we Germans loved our giant tanks though still do
@@CadianTrooper224 Yeah, but it is a German tank though
@@CadianTrooper224 So you want me to call it a fascist car?
@@maxmuller8633 nein nein, call it as it is a Tank, it is still a work of beauty and the fact that people see all Nazi affiliated things are called fascist isn't as true as you think a lot of Germans disapproved of the Fascist idea those that weren't executed joined out of fear but as soon as the Wehrmartch abandoned Hitler and his third Rich (3rd Empire/Kingdom) they realized the word Fascist is just a fancy word for a socialist political group like government that rules under dictatorship so any country ruled under a dictator good or bad is considered a fascist regien as all fascist regiens aren't evil and the fact fascist car would be considered a automobile like Vultswagen, Merchandise, and Ford, tanks are their own separate class as their called mobile armour but a fascist car is considered to have the dictator's flag for the country on it and emblem and usually driven in public or for military officers but remove the term fascist, the German cross and you have just a ordinary tank and the German cross has been Germany's proud emblem for the past 200 years and still is and you have to understand Germany wasn't at fault for WWII the Treaty of Versilies was they took Germany's pride, honor, and the one thing Germany was always proud of a strong navy and military and if that treaty never happened the way it did by stripping Germany of it's pride and glory, and then dividing it up between the European countries that won WWI like a big turkey to carve into then perhaps we may have never of had WWII happen so the honest truth the history class doesn't tell you is that the allied forces of WWI even the U.S. is just as guilty as they were the reason for WWII to happen and the true culprit for WWI was Siberia when it attacked Austria by killing the Arch Duke and Dutchess of Austria and their unborn child in which the Dutchess was due in just a couple months before her death so if anyone is to blame Siberia for what had happened
Main weapon:
Too much
Main weapon: Mig 15 engine
there is one t-34 with 2 mig 15 engine
You know what’s too much
The main -weapon- *WEAPONS* of the M3 on steroids
That’s really too much
@@dominicgorriceta6487 it so funny. but i really hope people know he is joking. ofc that was never made or introduced or thought of at the time
2:00
"Main Armament"
"Too many"
Engineer: "Do you want a tank or a plane?"
Soviet: *both* 2:15
*Yes.*
yes
Plays Battlefield 1
Use tank
*Made it flies*
1968: in the future we'll have flying vehicles!
1918: *Flying Tanks*
Absolutely no one ever:
Germany: now hear me out let’s make that battle ship into a tank
lmfao exactly my thoughts
Wheres hydra lets make it happen
Movbile battleships here we come
hurrdurr duurrr yer so origANAL
Mr. Panzer, good sir, or Madam
You never know these days
I know, it’s a highly original thought isn’t it
@@frenchtoast312 Shut up, Frenchie.
Imagine the confused, amazed, terrified look on enemy soldiers’ faces when they saw the Landkreuzer P.1500 on the battlefield.
But then they realize the tank is just one big Artillery pieces and can’t defend it self
Oh it can. Did you see the canons?
@@lifesizeandbitesizecollect2119 it was vulnerable from air attacks
@@lifesizeandbitesizecollect2119 cant shoot close enough
You wouldn't see it on the battlefield, because you wouldn't get close enough to see it. They'd turn you into debris before you could get close enough for a visual. They'd have a squadron of scout fighter planes overhead looking for targets for the howitzer to attack from miles away, while also protecting the massive howitzer from aerial attacks. Strategically speaking, you wouldn't have 1 without the other if we were talking about 1940s technology.
The tortuga tank is literally a bunker LMAO
Mobile bunker
@Emperor fat dalek
Tanks are bunkers
“Ok you see that bunker”
“Yes sir”
*”M O V E T H E F U C K I N G B U N K E R”*
„LMAO“ is bard word, pls stop using it
I love the Bob Semple tank, the tank that gave every panzer crew nightmares as he slept. It is no wonder that the allies won.
Have you heard it destroyed a tiger1 in a duel, Its main armament is incomprehensible!
thing could take on at least 100 panther tanks
i came here lookin to r/woosh people
@@gbhm2568 reddit is 4 virgins
@@toad2187
Yeah, heard it faced the mighty IS-6 near the Eastern Bloc border back in the Cold War, destroying the Soviet main cannon as the crew retreated.
Lucky the russian crew got lucky when retreating since the Bob Simple got it's transmission broke as they drove their Stallium tank back to their base.
5:40
It is like going family restaurant with your crowd family and combinig three tables to eat together
HAHAHA that shit for real
7:10 - I've played enough C&C to recognize a Mammoth Tank when I see one.
5:59
Teacher: the vehicle must be aerodynamic
Society: how about no
It is literally a lego without the top studs
no soviet, that was Russian Empire
Like, who thought that was a good idea xd
its not exactly going anywhere in a hurry
Manufacture: How many tanks in a tank?
Russians: YES
Да*
Ага*
I like how everyone is talking about the weird tanks but no one is gonna mention that Joker dancing model?
And slider infront of him.....
Boi can have fun
I saw him, too.
I read this comment as soon as i saw him
Or that they are s
tolen models and off scale, shit
2:01 that's gotta be the most American thing I've ever seen
Ikr
So it would seem
I'm surprised the Japanese O-I wasn't included. Would have fit right in.
And the Minenraumer.
yeah no O-I or E 100... these tanks would fit well in the list
@rishav gupta
The O-I did exist, at least a few track links do. As far as a finished vehicle, nobody knows. There is rumor that there was one being tested in Manchuria which was later scrapped. No photographs exist that we know of and any that do are probably under lock and key by the JDF right now since they don't like to give any information to anybody.
Actually the whole line is made up according to blueprints and prototipes that were built and developed under the same concept (the entire line was actually meant to be the same tank, just like the Tortoise and it's previous 15 AT prototypes).
If you find further, you'll find illustrations from WWII, pics, documents from the builders, and even pics of the actual tracks of the vehicle (the only part that lasts nowadays of the entire O-I prototypes). All of it de-classified just months before Wargaming announced the inclusion of the Japanese heavy tech tree on PC.
Sad amx 40 noises
5:40 That guy on the back is Putin, right?
Maybe chilling there
Нет, у него много волос 😂
At the German Reaserch Center:
Tank Designer: Oh, hello Mein F-
Hitler: THIS GLUE SMELLS FUCKING AMAZING!!!
Lol
The KV-6 is a relatively recent fantasy tank, complete with fictional backstory of 3 prototypes. The existing photo of one is well edited photo of 3 tanks in a column.
it’s 1944 and Germany is low on fuel and Materials
Also Germany: lets build the Maus
love my country ❤️
a nation of lovable maniacs
No compromise. Their reputation is well deserved.
Karl Berg war was lost way before 1944. I’m glad we wasted time and effort on things like this. without it the war would take even longer which means the Americans could actually throw their nuke on Germany too, killing hundreds of thousands.
Karl Berg so go annoy someone else with your stupid, useless comments.
Karl Berg I really don’t care at all about these things and am thankful we lost the war.
And now go tell your friends thinking you made someone salty 😂😂 🙃
“Can we make that into a tank?”
“Yes comrade Stalin”
“Can we make that into a tank?”
“...Yes... comrade Stalin”
“Can we make that into a tank?”
“Er... well...”
“Excuse me?”
“Yes comrade Stalin”
What's funny is that in Russia, if you want to be polite, you call a person of highter social status (like boss or elder) not by his last name but by his first name and patronim
*Manufacturer:* So would you like a submarine or tank?
*America:* _YES_
4:25
Tsar tank was RUSSIAN EMPIRE!!!!!!!
NO. USSR!!!!!
Мелочи, самолет Можайского - первый в мире советский паровой истребитель-бомбардировщик... Куда там Лебеденко!
Communism
Лебеденко
Tsar means king in Russian
oh no EVERYONE starts speaking blyatnese
1:07 Tesla presenting their revolutionary electric tank.
Noeud Coulant Tanksla
lol did you guys read the description of that one? It’s just a steel pyramid sitting on a ford truck with a gun lmao
@@carbon2600
Then it could work as an add-on for cybertruck
@@carbon2600 r/woooosh
1:10 so Patrick Star finally upgraded his rock
Lol
2:56
Britain: We need a new tank to win WW2
New Zealand: Oh, we have one
Britain: So, how did you name it?
New Zealand: BOB
I'm from NZ and I can confirm: this is how we name
was named after some politician I think
@@brasilballs was named after its inventor (which happened to be a politician)
The Bob Semple Tank was used only for gaurding their country. But, it was a ingenious idea because of new zealands resources at the time. However, it was complete trash on the battlefield except against infantry
yeah, it was essentially fitted with nothing but anti-infantry guns, meant to defend against the japanses incave of a land invasion, however they did not have any serious anti-tank weapons and the strongest they did put on the tanks were not even capable of piercing the Japanese tanks, meanwhile their armor would only protect against light arms fire.
Engineers: what kind of tank do you want?
Tsar: You know I bet we could fit at least two guns on my old bike over there
Imagine all of these fighting in war thunder
Basically there was once an event where u could use The P-1000 Ratte
if war thunder had the m15a gun motor carriage i would go back to that instead of world of tanks
TV-8
shoot nuclear engine
everyone explode
match instantly ends
Good Lord. Now THAT would be complete carnage!
@@liammcdonough6832 Ikr
Soviet : need more armor
Engineer : put 3T of concrete on the tank
Also Soviet : need mine cleaning
Engineer : put a jet engine in the turret
Also Engineer : put a turret on a turret and more turret on turret on tank and more MRL on turret on tank
German Engineer : let's do warhammer 40.000 tanks IRL, 1000T is nothing
Seriously, what does they smoke to get ideas like those ?
They where all doing meth
Normal cigars,obviously😂😂😂
just remember that freaking railgun or railway gun from germany and you will become unconsious
@@muhammadrafay4743 you mean the Dora ?
the FUCKING 800mm railway canon ? :3
Mustard gas
Nobody:
Hitler: I want a fortress..... On wheels!
Ein Fuhrer B-17 crew: Look, a moving target!
Forthwhell
engineer: What you want to be the main turret of the super heavy tank?
France: You see that house over there?
What tank do you want?
USSR : You see that hair dryer over there?
Germany : builds maus
Stalin : see that shipping container
Stalin in 1915? You so stupid
@@Quintus_Sertorius Maus were built in 1944 🤣🤣👌🏾
Maus not complete tank.
@@qas.2344 That's not quite true. One was built in fact. There are even videos of it moving over a street in Germany. The problem was: It was too big for any railway tunnel that could bring it to the battlefield. The Maus is the biggest Tank that ever crawled over the surface of the earth... but it has never been in combat.
@@philippschmitz1787 That is not why it never saw combat. Only 2 prototypes were ever made, and their testing grounds were overrun by soviets shortly after they were completed. They never saw combat due to them not being finished in time.
Designer: How many guns you want on it?
USA: Yes.
I am pretty sure the m15a "gun motor carriage" is faked, looks like a photoshopped Grant/Lee
@@danielinthewolvesden pretty sure its not faked just a version from a lee/sherman that got scrapped
I'm a simple man.
I see Bob Semple tank. I click.