I Bought the Windows 11 Ice Cream

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  • @Sinbad1999
    @Sinbad1999 3 роки тому +12214

    For $80 they should've bundled it with a copy of windows 11

    • @SmilyTheMare
      @SmilyTheMare 3 роки тому +417

      my thoughts exactly

    • @absolutewisp
      @absolutewisp 3 роки тому +464

      The laughs would be worth it alone, but it would also be a sweet deal on its own (pun intended)

    • @whosthisrandom220
      @whosthisrandom220 3 роки тому +82

      isn't windows 11 free for windows 10 users?

    • @absolutewisp
      @absolutewisp 3 роки тому +403

      @@whosthisrandom220 "for windows 10 users" - you answered yourself

    • @кука-в3н
      @кука-в3н 3 роки тому +21

      @@whosthisrandom220 11 hours ago

  • @TVAwesomeParodys
    @TVAwesomeParodys 3 роки тому +14960

    Minimum requirements for the Windows 11 Ice Cream:
    - TPM 2.0 or later
    - Secure Boot
    - 4 Pints of RAM

    • @gottteem429
      @gottteem429 3 роки тому +267

      Damnit I don't have it

    • @smd91xx
      @smd91xx 3 роки тому +763

      Don't forget that you need an 8th Gen spoon or newer

    • @VexedSteak
      @VexedSteak 3 роки тому +230

      Yikes, I couldn't run Windows 11 Ice Cream

    • @NandelsWoking
      @NandelsWoking 3 роки тому +184

      shit gotta go buy tpm onboard stomach

    • @acsluz
      @acsluz 3 роки тому +189

      i have the lactose intolerance tpm bug

  • @the_mariocrafter
    @the_mariocrafter 3 роки тому +9242

    Fun fact: Microsoft partnered with Burger King to make a 7-patty burger for Windows 7. It was called Windows 7 Whopper.

  • @caloinoggins
    @caloinoggins 3 роки тому +2168

    I can picture a Linux version of this where they'd simply ship you the ingredients and the recipe with a note saying "compile the ice cream yourself!"

    • @haxboi5492
      @haxboi5492 2 роки тому +105

      Gentooo ice cream

    • @bitterlemonboy
      @bitterlemonboy 2 роки тому +150

      With most modern Linux distributions you don't actually have to compile anything. You click buttons and it installs. It's actually easier to install Linux than Windows because you don't have to go through the hassle of creating a Microsoft account.

    • @caloinoggins
      @caloinoggins 2 роки тому +77

      @@bitterlemonboy Yess!! Linux is so much easier to install nowadays! Even some mote advanced distros have this feature, like manjaro, or arch even.

    • @reneablackheart9563
      @reneablackheart9563 Рік тому +19

      That could be kinda fun actually

    • @janbruhovsky7247
      @janbruhovsky7247 Рік тому +22

      Arch cream

  • @HKT-4300
    @HKT-4300 3 роки тому +2556

    I'm severely dissapointed that the OS has been optimized so badly that they've turned the freezing into a marketing ploy :(

    • @babylyngeronimo3026
      @babylyngeronimo3026 3 роки тому +8

      Nice Pfp mind if I ask the sauce?

    • @JerpyTH
      @JerpyTH 3 роки тому +15

      @@babylyngeronimo3026 binkous bonkus.

    • @HKT-4300
      @HKT-4300 2 роки тому +7

      @@babylyngeronimo3026 the one I currently have?

    • @Zebra_Paw
      @Zebra_Paw 2 роки тому +12

      LMFAO
      By the way it has higher requirements than Windows 11 but it's better for low end hardware than Windows 10 is.
      I updated my Dell Inspiron 1520 from 2007 (Core 2 Duo T9300, 2x2GB 800MHz DDR2 SDRAM, Intel GM965 Graphics, Random SSD) and now it plays UA-cam 720P60, while with Windows 10 I had to set it to 480P when it was a 60 FPS video or it would lag!)
      Also I am a Minecraft player who plays both Java and Bedrock. Bedrock is multi thread, and every PC I updated to Windows 11 had a noticeable performance improvement in Bedrock. This is likely due to the better multicore management Windows 11 has built in!

    • @liammatthew4748
      @liammatthew4748 2 роки тому +9

      fucking golden comment

  • @the_mariocrafter
    @the_mariocrafter 3 роки тому +3064

    Fun fact: They also made Windows 10 ice cream. It was In a Japanese ice cream parlor that gave 8 scoop ice cream and the W10 Ice cream is 10 scoops instead of 8.

    • @iimZeon
      @iimZeon 3 роки тому +45

      What was the flavor? Was it ever told?

    • @niksnolem
      @niksnolem 3 роки тому +166

      @@iimZeon
      The ten swirls flavors should be vanilla, chocolate, strawberry, café au lait, banana, grape, green tea, ramune(lemonade soda) and swirls(maybe randomly from former?)*2, according to a Japanese tech news

    • @krustycrab1730
      @krustycrab1730 3 роки тому +35

      My body can run Windows 10 ice cream. But it doesn't seem yummy than the Windows 11 one.

    • @SomeRandomPiggo
      @SomeRandomPiggo 3 роки тому +6

      lol you've commented twice

    • @the_mariocrafter
      @the_mariocrafter 3 роки тому +22

      @@krustycrab1730 but can it run Windows 7 Whopper and Windows Vista Soda?

  • @NoahClevinger
    @NoahClevinger 3 роки тому +3711

    Imagine if the Windows 11 startup sound played when you peeled the lid off.

    • @moritz1628
      @moritz1628 3 роки тому +30

      XD

    • @naga_serpentis
      @naga_serpentis 3 роки тому +47

      Which one? There are two of them :p

    • @gottteem429
      @gottteem429 3 роки тому +10

      @@naga_serpentis no

    • @oldsoultechy
      @oldsoultechy 3 роки тому +25

      Microsoft should have done that. :D

    • @naga_serpentis
      @naga_serpentis 3 роки тому +31

      @@gottteem429 I have two audio files, one of them is a prototype startup sound before Microsoft changed it.
      The normal one we all know has the dun-dun…dun (ah)
      The prototype is dun-dun-dun-dun (ah)
      Could upload them to 101soundboards and share them there

  • @Angrymuscles
    @Angrymuscles 3 роки тому +7138

    Can you even imagine the Apple iCE CREAM? It would require a proprietary spoon and proprietary bowl to eat correctly, and would be at least $600 per tub.

    • @ireadysucks3026
      @ireadysucks3026 3 роки тому +514

      @@Ray_Cathode nah, more like Apple Spoon Pro Max Mini and Apple Bowl (space gray)

    • @mohammedb4ig
      @mohammedb4ig 3 роки тому +121

      haha apple overpriced! so funny😐

    • @jiridockal5035
      @jiridockal5035 3 роки тому +190

      iSkream

    • @kvdrr
      @kvdrr 3 роки тому +458

      @@mohammedb4ig Yeah. Overpriced to hell and back.

    • @ADeeSHUPA
      @ADeeSHUPA 3 роки тому +13

      @@ireadysucks3026 ないす

  • @SmeddyTooBestChannel
    @SmeddyTooBestChannel 2 роки тому +304

    We as a society need to band together and discover what all of the other Windows default wallpapers taste like.

    • @peppermeat8059
      @peppermeat8059 Рік тому +12

      mmmm tastes like paper

    • @everythingsalright1121
      @everythingsalright1121 Рік тому +6

      Screensavers too

    • @ipukakaka
      @ipukakaka Рік тому +10

      paint thinner

    • @DonChiparro
      @DonChiparro Рік тому +5

      With all those blue colors and curved lines and flashes of lights, I imagine they would taste like a blueberry mint milkshake.

    • @morayfrye
      @morayfrye Рік тому +10

      I would love to try the Windows 7 default wallpaper. Must taste like frutiger aero

  • @lunaticwyrm4675
    @lunaticwyrm4675 3 роки тому +320

    for something that was sponsored by Microsoft, I was expecting the ingredients to be less natural and more artificial
    but dang, that doesn't look that bad

    • @MiiMaker
      @MiiMaker 2 роки тому +24

      I actually read 'Spoonsered'

  • @Techo410
    @Techo410 3 роки тому +2067

    Minimum requirements to buy the windows 11 ice cream:
    1. Super secure choco chips 2.0
    2. Very secure (boot) hands
    3. A 8th generation spoon
    4. Bowl with 64GB of storage
    5. 4 GB of RAM in blueberry form

    • @Techo410
      @Techo410 3 роки тому +53

      @@thienbaonguyen4597 yes, that's quite important for impressive graphi- uhh taste

    • @NotJohnTanner
      @NotJohnTanner 3 роки тому +27

      Bruh you forget a spoon that supports tpm

    • @Techo410
      @Techo410 3 роки тому +13

      @@NotJohnTanner the choco chips are the tpm

    • @wilsonanderson1415
      @wilsonanderson1415 3 роки тому +20

      Dont forget UEFI stomach

    • @AnnoyedBowlOfSpaghetti
      @AnnoyedBowlOfSpaghetti 3 роки тому +16

      @@Techo410 yeah but the spoon has to support it

  • @dreammfyre
    @dreammfyre 3 роки тому +1323

    1995: Let’s get Jay Leno to host our launch. Let’s get the two hottest TV stars to do a video about our new product.
    2021: Everyone likes ice cream, right?

    • @slasheffecttech
      @slasheffecttech 3 роки тому +18

      true

    • @Fuzy2K
      @Fuzy2K 3 роки тому +112

      On the one hand, ice cream is delicious, on the other hand, it doesn't demonstrate how the taskbar works

    • @RisingRevengeance
      @RisingRevengeance 3 роки тому +48

      @@Fuzy2K The taskbar is very blueberry icecream-like, just okay.

    • @Plaston_
      @Plaston_ 3 роки тому +30

      @@RisingRevengeance wait, did you eat windows 11's taskbar?!

    • @RisingRevengeance
      @RisingRevengeance 3 роки тому +24

      @@Plaston_ maybe

  • @aaronmtvs5400
    @aaronmtvs5400 3 роки тому +1643

    Tastes like System 32 with a hint of errors, thankfully bugs weren't included.

    • @hotsauwz
      @hotsauwz 3 роки тому +117

      blueberry screen of death

    • @ghostnoise1711
      @ghostnoise1711 3 роки тому +36

      @@hotsauwz gotta be blackberry since bsod in w11 is black

    • @luminism
      @luminism 3 роки тому +1

      cringe

    • @Blue2x2x
      @Blue2x2x 3 роки тому +18

      Those are not bugs, they're protein

    • @GamingGardevoir
      @GamingGardevoir 3 роки тому +15

      @@ghostnoise1711 apparently they sent an emergency update out to bring back the blue because everyone hated the change

  • @joejo956
    @joejo956 3 роки тому +417

    $80 for Blueberry ice cream?! I could buy a ice cream maker and use the ingredients founded on the label to make an exact replica, now that’s how to experience the Bloomberry flavor without paying $80 for shipping ;)

    • @bezoticallyyours83
      @bezoticallyyours83 3 роки тому

      Right

    • @bookshelffury
      @bookshelffury 2 роки тому +66

      yea but you dont get the cool windows 11 ice cream container collectors item

    • @Time4Technology
      @Time4Technology 2 роки тому +34

      @@bookshelffury I doubt that plastic coated piece of sugar water soaked cardboard looks good in a collection.

    • @bookshelffury
      @bookshelffury 2 роки тому +25

      @@Time4Technology if clean and dried, id keep it lol

    • @vibrantgleam
      @vibrantgleam 2 роки тому

      OMG I COULD MAKE IT!?

  • @Police-Officer-Fan-Club
    @Police-Officer-Fan-Club 3 роки тому +38

    For some reason, I am thinking back to the time when I was talking to my friend on MSN and asked him, "What is your favorite ice cream flavor? Does it exist? If it doesn't exist and you could invent any ice cream flavor, what would it be?"
    You wanna know what he said?
    He said...
    "computer lol."
    I'm pretty sure he was looking for a comedic effect from that. But this is some next level shit right here, I didn't think anything like this would ever happen...

    • @rebeccahersh2533
      @rebeccahersh2533 Рік тому +1

      Brussels Sprouts with Goat Cheese

    • @vectorsahel5420
      @vectorsahel5420 12 днів тому

      Coincidence? I THINK NOT! your friend made this ice cream!!!

  • @alexander_strachan
    @alexander_strachan 3 роки тому +397

    Next video - "Installing Ice Cream in the $5 Windows 98 PC!"

    • @hdofu
      @hdofu 3 роки тому +27

      When the Icecream is more expensive then the pc

    • @InterpretFootage
      @InterpretFootage 3 роки тому +7

      No more Blue Screens on that machine, only Blue Ice Cream Screens...

    • @gorplemorple27
      @gorplemorple27 3 роки тому +9

      I mean, it'll definitely help temps.

  • @Tech_Champ
    @Tech_Champ 3 роки тому +700

    Imagine collecting and preserving this ice cream by keeping it in a freezer for 30+ years. I wonder how bad it would taste.

    • @YBSTV_Official
      @YBSTV_Official 3 роки тому +144

      hopefully 30+ years from now, a youtuber will be doing a preserved food review and as he or she opens it they say "nice hiss"
      hopefully a couple people on here get that reference 😂💀

    • @DrewTNaylor
      @DrewTNaylor 3 роки тому +44

      @@YBSTV_Official Oh, that's a reference to that MRE reviews guy, isn't it? I remember watching some of his videos last year.

    • @SweetTodd
      @SweetTodd 3 роки тому +69

      Or just eat the ice cream, keep the packaging but fill it with water and sell it as: “Brand New, sealed.”

    • @ghostnoise1711
      @ghostnoise1711 3 роки тому +27

      not if we use a -40C freezer
      might as well put it outside in a siberian village

    • @araigumakiruno
      @araigumakiruno 3 роки тому +9

      nah he probably eats all of those and just keep the packaging.... right?

  • @HalfLife3onSteamPLZ
    @HalfLife3onSteamPLZ 3 роки тому +506

    If that ice cream doesn’t require me to have a UEFI-based stomach, then I would eat it.

    • @MasicoreLord
      @MasicoreLord 3 роки тому +6

      LOL

    • @BilisNegra
      @BilisNegra 3 роки тому +6

      Think is UEFI is far from enough. UEFI had been a thing years before the oldest supported CPU's (and boards optimized for those) were even launched...

    • @the_mariocrafter
      @the_mariocrafter 3 роки тому

      @@nevergonnagiveyouup4189 if you are extremely full and eat the ice cream, you have a chance of your brain getting confused and booting into the install. Make a new partition and install.

    • @the_mariocrafter
      @the_mariocrafter 3 роки тому

      Who commented

    • @kvdrr
      @kvdrr 3 роки тому +1

      @@the_mariocrafter I'm not reading that

  • @sorensouthard927
    @sorensouthard927 Рік тому +7

    Thanks for not making the video two thousand years long and actually getting to the point

  • @gladosmaincore8589
    @gladosmaincore8589 3 роки тому +107

    Not feeling crazy about that flavor. Gonna wait for an update.

    • @leonidas14775
      @leonidas14775 2 роки тому +15

      Update failed... now it tastes like Boot Loops

    • @superpokemonbros.9441
      @superpokemonbros.9441 2 роки тому +14

      @@leonidas14775did you try closed the lid and opening it again?

  • @unauthparadox
    @unauthparadox 3 роки тому +110

    " we do windows 11 ice cream because *yes* "
    -mikey & microsoft, probably never

  • @GRBtutorials
    @GRBtutorials 3 роки тому +629

    Fun fact: this was, in fact, a rational financial decision. He spent $80 in exchange for 4 pints of ice cream and over 60k views, which should give about $180-$300 of ad revenue.

    • @vidyaratan8522
      @vidyaratan8522 3 роки тому +55

      Haha, well as of now, this video has over half a million views, so definitely worth it for him

    • @Perc1000
      @Perc1000 3 роки тому +46

      60k views isnt even close to $180 in revenue.

    • @vault6242
      @vault6242 3 роки тому +2

      @@Perc1000 Less I imagine?

    • @kaitlyn__L
      @kaitlyn__L 2 роки тому +25

      @@vault6242 it it’s 0.1¢ per view then 60k views is $60. The exact AdSense rate is NDA’d per creator. If it’s 0.01¢ per view, then only $6.

    • @Hwyadylaw
      @Hwyadylaw 2 роки тому +1

      ​@@kaitlyn__L
      I'm guessing it's closer to 0.01¢

  • @MarkMcCluney
    @MarkMcCluney 3 роки тому +92

    It looks like the rather unconvincing alien food that they make up for Star Trek and what not.

  • @scribblecloud
    @scribblecloud Рік тому +12

    i thought itd actually be SHAPED like the windows 11 background im so dissapointed 😂

  • @Inuweeb
    @Inuweeb 3 роки тому +28

    I once was addicted to these cupcakes that were overloaded with blue food colouring - and needless to say things came out blue at the other end. Looking at this ice cream, I'd imagine it'd be the same deal.

    • @howdoiplay
      @howdoiplay 2 роки тому +7

      I mean.. the color is natural and not food coloring in the ice cream. So I dunno.

    • @Noughtsgnik
      @Noughtsgnik Рік тому +9

      Sonic poop

  • @gavinthecrafter
    @gavinthecrafter 3 роки тому +62

    Apple should sell a special apple cider for their next Mac OS release. And in true Apple fashion, it’s a plain white bottle with an Apple logo on it, and it costs $99 a bottle

    • @chickeninabox
      @chickeninabox 3 роки тому

      Type `sudo rm /bin/*` in the terminal and press enter.

    • @gavinthecrafter
      @gavinthecrafter 3 роки тому +2

      @@chickeninabox *laughs and screams in windows*

    • @Butterscotch_96
      @Butterscotch_96 6 місяців тому +2

      I would buy that shit

  • @Yaveen
    @Yaveen 3 роки тому +30

    "Tastes like windows"
    Can't I just lick my window itself?

  • @andresbravo2003
    @andresbravo2003 3 роки тому +170

    Seemed tasty to me. It’s just a Windows 11 exclusive ice cream. Yum.

    • @phoenixrising4995
      @phoenixrising4995 3 роки тому +4

      Now we need an Ubuntu Ice Cream. It would be a pretty fruity endeavour

    • @nonsensicalhumanoid
      @nonsensicalhumanoid 3 роки тому +1

      @@phoenixrising4995 what would the rest of the linux distros taste like

    • @TurtleMouse
      @TurtleMouse 2 роки тому +2

      @@nonsensicalhumanoid i think we know what linux mint would taste like

    • @ChrisTian-sd5yq
      @ChrisTian-sd5yq Рік тому

      bitter gourd

  • @kbarts316
    @kbarts316 Рік тому +18

    I love when companies do bizarre promotions to market their products lol

  • @skylineb28
    @skylineb28 3 роки тому +16

    This is so cool! You need to save the containers, coat ‘em in resin or something, or just clean them out and dry them real quick, idk. I mean it has your name on it!

  • @BigTylt
    @BigTylt 3 роки тому +35

    Windows 11 Ice Cream: Ice cream, but Microsoft replaced the sugar with salt because market research shows that nobody noticed the sugar

  • @Kirasnuggets
    @Kirasnuggets 3 роки тому +145

    Michael MJD and dankpods would make a great crossover, will it ever happen, probably not, but it would be really interesting

    • @MR_S7LFDESTRUCT
      @MR_S7LFDESTRUCT 3 роки тому +23

      bro i can imagine dankpods just calling the 5 dollar win98 pc a nugget

    • @iwantanewduckzilla
      @iwantanewduckzilla 3 роки тому +3

      This shit would be awesome, I could only imagine

    • @dinkarfowkar999
      @dinkarfowkar999 3 роки тому +3

      Yes bro

    • @Kirasnuggets
      @Kirasnuggets 3 роки тому +4

      @@MR_S7LFDESTRUCT oh he'll definitely call it a nugget

  • @mathesonstep
    @mathesonstep 3 роки тому +94

    If I wasn't Canadian and had money to set on fire maybe I would have bought this

    • @Blue2x2x
      @Blue2x2x 3 роки тому +17

      As a fellow Canadian, the only options we have is:
      - Move to the US
      - Get a service that ship it to us (They wouldn't guaranteed freshness/intact)
      - Move to Linux or Mac based desserts

    • @julioaramayo1304
      @julioaramayo1304 3 роки тому +1

      You are closer and can get it easier, meanwhile in south america:

    • @karinehamel2072
      @karinehamel2072 3 роки тому

      same here

    • @phoenixrising4995
      @phoenixrising4995 3 роки тому +1

      @@Blue2x2x Ubuntu Ice creamy, Ummmm! Ice cream for Human Beings.

    • @mibbleyt
      @mibbleyt 3 роки тому +1

      meanwhile in russia

  • @rustkitty
    @rustkitty Рік тому +8

    It's the perfect branding because whenever I think about ever having to use Windows 11, I scream.

  • @kyoko916
    @kyoko916 2 роки тому +12

    1995: Lets make a Windows 95 Beer Can
    2021: Lets make a Windows 11 Ice Cream

  • @CaffeBoy
    @CaffeBoy 3 роки тому +156

    It's nice to see that Microsoft still makes these weird... things!

  • @hquanngd
    @hquanngd 3 роки тому +53

    Minimum requirements for Windows 11 "ice cream" edition:
    - A stomach can run faster than 2.0GHz with 2 core
    - At least 4GB of stomach's capacity
    - 64GB of brain's memory to remember this forever
    - Secure glove

    • @kbarts316
      @kbarts316 Рік тому

      Underrated comment 😂

    • @mikegood25
      @mikegood25 Рік тому

      i have 32GB of brain memory
      is that alright?
      yeah uh i'm a year late

    • @Cacowninja
      @Cacowninja Рік тому

      What's a secure glove in the context of the joke?

    • @TornaitSuperBird
      @TornaitSuperBird Рік тому

      @@CacowninjaWell, you wouldn't kick your ice cream, would you?

    • @Cacowninja
      @Cacowninja Рік тому

      @@TornaitSuperBird I wouldn't but I still don't understand the term.

  • @juances
    @juances 3 роки тому +93

    Did you check if your fridge is compatible with it?

  • @citroenboter
    @citroenboter 3 роки тому +44

    It looks like it'd taste like ozone, warm computers and dust and I kind of want to try that.

  • @qlrketh
    @qlrketh Рік тому +7

    if anyones wondering the ingredients for this, i copied this from the site with waybackmachine
    Bloomberry - Whole Milk, Cream, Blueberry Filling (Blueberries, Water, Sugar, Corn Starch, Lemon Juice, Salt), Blueberry Flavored Syrup (Cane Sugar, Water, Natural Flavors, Natural Blueberry Flavor, Citric Acid), Butterfly Pea Flower (Color), Sugar, Natural Flavors, Natural Blueberry Flavor, Salt.
    Contains: Milk

    • @Cosmetic_Astro
      @Cosmetic_Astro Рік тому +3

      thanks!'

    • @qlrketh
      @qlrketh Рік тому +1

      @@Cosmetic_Astro no problem man! i hope youre having a wonderful day

  • @the_mariocrafter
    @the_mariocrafter 3 роки тому +36

    I bet they would not discontinue this because the launch is rough and they'll just rename it without windows 11 later

  • @MarcoGPUtuber
    @MarcoGPUtuber 3 роки тому +103

    I prefer my ice cream without TPM chips inside ;)

    • @CarlosRuiz20
      @CarlosRuiz20 3 роки тому +8

      You are wrong mate, They aren't TPM chips inside... They are M&M chips inside

    • @SpaceSysZ
      @SpaceSysZ 3 роки тому +3

      @@CarlosRuiz20 *uses windows 12 chips for windows 12 promotion*

  • @iimZeon
    @iimZeon 3 роки тому +18

    When I saw this, I really expected it to be some sort of weird bootleg, like the Windows Vista Soda

  • @chnet968
    @chnet968 2 роки тому +32

    Fun fact: The now $84.95 price for 4 pints of ice cream is consistent for almost all "Mikey Likes It Ice Cream" on that website.
    And many kind of ice cream there only ships from Monday to Wednesday.

  • @RealFreedumbanimates
    @RealFreedumbanimates Місяць тому +6

    1:17 not the inanimate insanity music😭

    • @IUsedToBeKLTUA
      @IUsedToBeKLTUA Місяць тому

      Osc fan

    • @Haily-c6w
      @Haily-c6w 28 днів тому

      Im a osc fan but istg yall go crazy even when the littlest reference is in the video

    • @thelightstickclub
      @thelightstickclub 11 днів тому

      Wdym I don’t hear it

  • @zilchfox
    @zilchfox 3 роки тому +172

    That's pretty neat, hahaha. Too bad it's a perishable promo item you can't keep in your collection for very long. I mean, I guess you could try and clean the container as best as you can to retain it, but still. I'd have to say, I think their previous promos items were definitely a lot better. Windows Me pen, anyone?

    • @PraiseTheLordyourGodJesus
      @PraiseTheLordyourGodJesus Рік тому

      Ephesians‬ ‭6:10‭-‬18 says,
      Finally, my brethren, be strong in the Lord, and in the power of his might. Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil. For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand. Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness; above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked. And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God: praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, and watching thereunto with all perseverance and supplication for all saints. The bible is no old book. You have to really let Christ open your eyes; to see the world in shambles. Many people say it's a religion to lock up people in chains, and say it's a rule book.. why? Because people hate hearing the truth, it hurts their flesh, it's hurts their pride, it's exposes on what things have they done..people love this world so much, s*x, money, power, women, supercars.. things of this world. Still trying to find something that can fill that emptiness in your heart. You can't find that in this world.. only in Christ, the bible is no chains, it's a chainbreaker. Breaking your sins into pieces... Repent now, and turn back to the true Lord only.. God bless.

    • @ToastedHeadcrab
      @ToastedHeadcrab Місяць тому +2

      Window xp better

  • @Magic-Tree
    @Magic-Tree 3 роки тому +4

    I'm really glad you brought it and showed us! Thanks

  • @miles_tails0511
    @miles_tails0511 Рік тому +3

    Android’s missed opportunity, there was a version named after ice cream if I recall correctly

  • @Fydateque
    @Fydateque 3 роки тому +70

    This is a long shot but -- has anyone tried adding a few drops of lemon juice to this ice cream? I am curious to know if the butterfly pea flower would change from blue to purple (as it does in, say, specialty teas that contain this same flower).

    • @vidyaratan8522
      @vidyaratan8522 3 роки тому +40

      At the 3:30 timestamp, it lists lemon juice as one of the ingredients as part of the blueberry filling which probably explains why the ice-cream is a mix of blue and purple already

  • @cappypyramsaudpate5535
    @cappypyramsaudpate5535 2 роки тому +5

    Imagine a Linux ice cream. They'd just give you the recipe all for free

    • @howdoiplay
      @howdoiplay 2 роки тому +1

      And the ingredients. You have to make it yourself.

  • @kazuyam1negishi
    @kazuyam1negishi 3 роки тому +17

    I want that just for the container, but $80 is just a bit steep for a container with Windows 11's Bloomberry on it.

  • @wclifton968gameplaystutorials
    @wclifton968gameplaystutorials 3 роки тому +27

    I would've thought something like this would be sold at a DairyQueen/Orange Julius location which is owned by Warren Buffett who is big friends with Gill Bates* but I suppose Gill Bates* no longer has control over Microsoft let alone the Windows 11 Marketing department
    *can you guess the game I've referenced here with the text "Gill Bates"? Hint, it's a 1990s Japanese game that was published for sale outside JP by a company EA later purchased and then by SEGA's PC game division...

    • @kelums1249
      @kelums1249 3 роки тому +1

      It is Bill Gates not Gill Bates

    • @wclifton968gameplaystutorials
      @wclifton968gameplaystutorials 3 роки тому +2

      @@kelums1249 read the asterisk
      The incorrect spelling is a reference to the game "Yoot Tower"/"The Tower II"

    • @the_retag
      @the_retag 3 роки тому

      Im pretty sur ethat bill has a fuckton of shares still, and that if he wants to get something like that done he can

    • @kelums1249
      @kelums1249 3 роки тому

      @@wclifton968gameplaystutorials ok I sorry

  • @the_mariocrafter
    @the_mariocrafter 3 роки тому +23

    Fun fact: there is also a Windows 95 beer can that was available for conventions.

  • @horsepowermultimedia
    @horsepowermultimedia Рік тому +2

    Windows 11 ice cream: Expensive for no reason but still good
    Linux ice cream: Plain ice cream with several bottles of different flavor extracts & toppings along with an ice cream mixing machine that costs only 50 cents, Distro variants have base flavors with their own sets of extracts & toppings(Ununtu is orange, Fedora is blue raspberry, Mint is mint(obviously), etc.), improved extracts can be delivered by request after a week since the previous delivery
    Mac ice cream: Shitty fast food ice cream that costs $1000

  • @William_W
    @William_W 3 роки тому +7

    Some of the new features of Windows 11 ice cream are Rounded Scoops, New Flavour Customisations, New Settings, Installing Mobile Apps from Microsoft Store, Faster Processing Speed, New Logo, Ice cream is centre aligned (Compared to the left align of the Windows 10 ice cream)
    Requirements:
    Secure Wake
    TPM 2.0+
    8th Gen Spoon
    4+ Pints of RAM
    8th Gen (Or Later) Intel Brain, Ryzen 3000 Brain
    $79 USD Freezing Code
    Icecam (Required for 2022 Icetops)

  • @Semaze
    @Semaze 3 роки тому +6

    Your business expenses saying "Windows 11 ice-cream", trying to reassure your accountant it is in fact a company purchase. Lmao

  • @nightcat7741
    @nightcat7741 3 роки тому +91

    As a sucker for ice cream, I'd buy these in a heartbeat HAHAHA

  • @natemontgomery3937
    @natemontgomery3937 3 роки тому +6

    You know I was actually just thinking earlier today, “Damn I wish I could eat that Windows 11 background bloom thingi”

  • @prasasti23
    @prasasti23 3 роки тому +8

    "Dude, what ice cream is it? Looks delicious"
    "It's Windows 11"
    "What?"
    "What?"

  • @spingleboygle
    @spingleboygle 2 роки тому +1

    fun fact: i’ve seen an image of “Windows 95 soda”. literally an image of the Windows 95 logo on a soda can. the name of the image straight up said “Windows 95 soda” with NO context to what it was. it wasn’t even a thumbnail for a product you could buy.

  • @Just_call_me_M
    @Just_call_me_M 3 роки тому +4

    1970: we're gonna have flying cars in the future!
    the future: Windows 11 ice cream.

  • @NewRepublicMapper
    @NewRepublicMapper 3 роки тому +5

    FUN FACT: There is also a Promotional Menu From Burger King when Windows 7 Launched in Japan, it's called Windows 7 Whopper. The Patties is 7 Pieces.

  • @BedfulPro
    @BedfulPro 3 роки тому +10

    in fact i'd rather take the ice cream than windows 11 itself

  • @sultanm8672
    @sultanm8672 3 роки тому +1

    BRUH NO WAY!
    I JUST GOT AN AD BEFORE THIS VIDEO WAS PLAYING!
    THE AD WAS ABOUT THE WINDOWS 11 LAPTOP.
    AND THE OTHER ONE IS AN ICE CREAM ADVERTISEMENT.

  • @Zebra_Paw
    @Zebra_Paw 2 роки тому +7

    I think it would be a funny thing to make it so there is a product key inside, and when you eat it you find a sheet of plastic with the key written on it.

    • @windowsxseven
      @windowsxseven Рік тому +3

      Nothing like a good old choking hazard in my ice cream. "Mikey died from it"

    • @Zebra_Paw
      @Zebra_Paw Рік тому

      @@windowsxseven obviously it would need to be implemented in a safer way lol

    • @MeemahSN
      @MeemahSN Рік тому

      @@Zebra_Paw nah, just stick it in the top of the ice cream and label it "white chocolate"

    • @Zebra_Paw
      @Zebra_Paw Рік тому

      @@MeemahSN maybe. I just tihnk this absurd price could include an OEM license

  • @Maximus20778
    @Maximus20778 3 роки тому +6

    Kept seeing this on my recommendations...was not disappointed sub👍

    • @MichaelMJD
      @MichaelMJD  3 роки тому +1

      Thanks for subscribing!

    • @bluestation1234
      @bluestation1234 3 місяці тому +1

      this is the most lonely comment i have ever seen where the person who made the video comments

  • @GumSkyloard
    @GumSkyloard 3 роки тому +17

    God, I wish they shipped it to Europe. It looks delicious..

    • @QuackZack
      @QuackZack 3 роки тому +1

      Dry iced packed one-day shipping to Europe would be ludicrously expensive.

    • @bitterlemonboy
      @bitterlemonboy 2 роки тому

      @@QuackZack I'd pay for it. Overnight from US to Europe? Incredibly fast

  • @Swissspookie
    @Swissspookie 29 днів тому +1

    "$80 is not for icecream" makes me laugh out loud

  • @TheOyeah55
    @TheOyeah55 3 роки тому +7

    Congratulations you've installed windows 11 in your brain, here are the features you can enjoy!

  • @DerpyPercy
    @DerpyPercy 3 роки тому +53

    Honestly the ice cream looks good but there’s no way I am paying nearly $80 just for bragging rights. I think with things like collectibles, sometimes the novelty and value might be worth a hefty price. With food though, it’s not something you can just keep and eventually you realize that the experience wasn’t worth it as much as you paid for it. Again, the ice cream looks good but l’m pretty sure people are only buying it because it’s related to Microsoft 11 and it’s an interesting promo.

    • @phoenixrising4995
      @phoenixrising4995 3 роки тому +13

      should've been 11 dollars a tub to fit in with 11 lol

    • @vibrantgleam
      @vibrantgleam 2 роки тому +2

      @@phoenixrising4995 Much more affordable!

  • @NathanPa-xo3zj
    @NathanPa-xo3zj 3 роки тому +55

    I'm surprised Apple doesn't sell apple scented/flavour ice cream for their IOS launch 😂

    • @the_mariocrafter
      @the_mariocrafter 3 роки тому +6

      You mean macOS

    • @RealEpikCartfrenYT
      @RealEpikCartfrenYT 3 роки тому +8

      @@the_mariocrafter maybe they could sell some expensive Mac n Cheese for every macOS launch. Because Mac

    • @Diwasho
      @Diwasho 3 роки тому +6

      Linux would be good too. Their mascot is literally a penguin, perfect fit for an ice cream.

    • @kundasemkundatam7461
      @kundasemkundatam7461 3 роки тому +5

      @@Diwasho That would be different flavors for different distros.

    • @BrunodeSouzaLino
      @BrunodeSouzaLino 3 роки тому +6

      Apples equivalent would most likely cost 4-10 times the price and be only a spoonful of it, which would require a proprietary spoon to eat.

  • @haziqsembilanlima
    @haziqsembilanlima 3 роки тому +5

    should've bundled with Windows 11 Home Single Language Edition key + unique digital cert along with the ice cream.

  • @NanobanaKinako
    @NanobanaKinako Рік тому +3

    This would be great with Nvidia Bread and after a 4K meal, gotto to reserve the rest for the next level at my Xbox Fridge. Also I suggest you add Samsung Galaxy Sprinkles for extra definition and wallah, you end up with a 4K high-end ice cream that all gamers ever dream off.

  • @cluer95
    @cluer95 Рік тому +2

    Microsoft Took *Bing* Chilling To The Next Level

  • @backogd
    @backogd 2 роки тому +3

    0:09 Please tell me I'm not the only one who saw that pun coming

  • @xsolafox
    @xsolafox 3 роки тому +29

    if the ingredients aren’t on the cups and they were giving away free cups, then does that mean they were just giving food without disclosing what’s in it?? isn’t that kind of.. not good?

    • @BlurbFish
      @BlurbFish 3 роки тому +4

      Use your head for a moment. When was the last time you saw an ingredients list on a paper ice cream cup? There's a good reason why those cups don't include ingredient lists, and it should become painfully obvious if you just remember that even a small ice cream stand will a dozen or more flavours and an combination thereof.

    • @Kevbot6000
      @Kevbot6000 3 роки тому +3

      What the comment above me said. If there’s an ingredients list it’s gonna be on a website or a different place in the store, not on the cup.
      Have you ever seen an ingredients list on fast food packaging? No, you go on the website or ask the store for it.

    • @banjofangirl3458
      @banjofangirl3458 3 роки тому

      @@Kevbot6000
      ....
      W H Y

    • @Speedojesus
      @Speedojesus 2 роки тому +1

      @@banjofangirl3458 Because it's entirely impractical and you can just assume what's in it from the flavor, or you could just ask.
      It would be like expecting to have an ingredients list on burger wrapper or pizza box.

    • @stamkaly
      @stamkaly 2 роки тому +1

      @@Speedojesus now you just destroyed Plankton's from SpongeBob entire perception of the world

  • @miminity
    @miminity 3 роки тому +4

    We Need More MJD Taste Test Content on this channel

  • @ThePro-p1z
    @ThePro-p1z Місяць тому +1

    “What are you eating” me:”an operating system” 💀

  • @konoveldorada5990
    @konoveldorada5990 3 роки тому +2

    Plot Twist: *The Ice Cream was made with Echidna's Body Fluids.*

  • @OfficialNickyG
    @OfficialNickyG 3 роки тому +4

    0:04 Caught me off guard

  • @djsnackcakes2795
    @djsnackcakes2795 3 роки тому +8

    It looks good but I imagine that you would feel super bloated after eating it

  • @titancipher
    @titancipher 3 роки тому +6

    Lmao im watching this on a windows 11 computer (It was originally a windows 10 computer i updated it into a windows 11.)

  • @PinkTeddy-j8l
    @PinkTeddy-j8l 7 місяців тому

    Michael! I'm actually shocked! i had no idea this was a thing and i lived in upstate 2 years ago haha
    keep making amazing content!

  • @Abhinava_Playz_YT
    @Abhinava_Playz_YT Місяць тому +1

    bro has 10TB ram with 160TB storage so he could eat the ice cream and officially install windows 11 x64 on his brain

  • @senditcars
    @senditcars 2 роки тому +3

    Half a million views... Yes you deserve it. Your videos rule dude.

  • @durmiss
    @durmiss 3 роки тому +10

    Finally, something my old PC supports!

  • @sinumofficial
    @sinumofficial 3 роки тому +6

    Bro.. I ordered it as soon as it came out. I got it and it was leaking out of the box, I didn't see any dry ice in it or anything. It was completely melted. I planned on making a video on it on my Windows youtube channel and everything, and I was like so upset. I have pictures of what it looked like, very upset. Shipping screwed me over. And I only got $60 back as compensation. The packaging was already open and everything. Really not sure what happened, but the shipping got delayed on it I think twice? Anywho, I definitely don't recommend shipping ice cream, even if it's from New York to TN.

  • @orangeamongus21
    @orangeamongus21 3 роки тому +1

    then: Windows 7 Whopper
    now: Windows 11 Bloomberry Ice Cream

  • @princefluff08
    @princefluff08 2 роки тому +2

    They should include the option to order the ice cream at a much more reasonable price, if it means that it takes longer to arrive. However, the wait time would be a small price to pay.

    • @bend8353
      @bend8353 Рік тому +1

      Do you not realize the fast shipping is to keep it from melting? Dry ice only good for 48 hrs

    • @princefluff08
      @princefluff08 Рік тому +1

      @@bend8353 hmmm I didn't realize that
      but what if there were special delivery stations where they could get more dry ice

  • @silverhowl9331
    @silverhowl9331 3 роки тому +7

    Mmmmm that actually looks delicious 🤤 wish they’d lower the damn price though!! Seriously??

  • @MarcoGPUtuber
    @MarcoGPUtuber 3 роки тому +13

    When can I buy the MJD Ice Cream?

    • @snooz221
      @snooz221 3 роки тому

      Yeah me too

    • @LewisPattJr
      @LewisPattJr 3 роки тому +1

      Red velvet flavored like his smooth, velvety voice? 😄

  • @hue5204
    @hue5204 3 роки тому +5

    1:52 jojo reference

  • @M3GG1RL
    @M3GG1RL 2 роки тому +1

    I saw on internet windows soda and gum, now ice cream
    what a perfect trio

  • @Vickyvee97
    @Vickyvee97 3 роки тому +2

    That looks REALLY good!

  • @user-tz5uq2bt1s
    @user-tz5uq2bt1s 3 роки тому +4

    I actually hated how Windows 11 looked so much that I finally decided to go try Linux. Currently watching this on firefox using my linux mint operating system. I'm using xp themes. Feels familiar.

    • @db336
      @db336 3 роки тому

      LMDE is a solid choice for a first time switch from windows. I run it on my laptops and vanilla debian for my server. Welcome to Linux!

  • @alphabetlore9971
    @alphabetlore9971 Рік тому +3

    It taste like hard drive

  • @Debugboii
    @Debugboii Рік тому +3

    Oh no my ice cream got bsod 💀

  • @snorf5
    @snorf5 11 місяців тому +1

    I wished they'd include a piece of the actual wallpaper used in windows 11, would be a nice souvenir

  • @KurczakWojtas
    @KurczakWojtas 2 дні тому +1

    this windows 11 ice cream is very nice and tasty tastes like windows 11

  • @lemonheep
    @lemonheep 3 роки тому +4

    I hope someone somewhere makes a similar version of this. I just want to try Bloomberry (even if it isn't the same)