I Bought the Windows 11 Ice Cream
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- Опубліковано 18 лис 2021
- Back when Windows 11 launched, Microsoft partnered up with an ice cream shop in New York City to offer free scoops of a Windows-themed flavor. Now they've taken it nationwide, so you already know what I had to do...
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For $80 they should've bundled it with a copy of windows 11
my thoughts exactly
The laughs would be worth it alone, but it would also be a sweet deal on its own (pun intended)
isn't windows 11 free for windows 10 users?
@@twistedlands "for windows 10 users" - you answered yourself
@@twistedlands 11 hours ago
Fun fact: Microsoft partnered with Burger King to make a 7-patty burger for Windows 7. It was called Windows 7 Whopper.
Wow
it was exclusive to Japan.
But did that run doom????
A good OS deserves a large stack of beef.
Wow thats so cool
I can picture a Linux version of this where they'd simply ship you the ingredients and the recipe with a note saying "compile the ice cream yourself!"
Gentooo ice cream
With most modern Linux distributions you don't actually have to compile anything. You click buttons and it installs. It's actually easier to install Linux than Windows because you don't have to go through the hassle of creating a Microsoft account.
@@hexagonist23 Yess!! Linux is so much easier to install nowadays! Even some mote advanced distros have this feature, like manjaro, or arch even.
That could be kinda fun actually
Arch cream
I'm severely dissapointed that the OS has been optimized so badly that they've turned the freezing into a marketing ploy :(
Nice Pfp mind if I ask the sauce?
@@babylyngeronimo3026 binkous bonkus.
@@babylyngeronimo3026 the one I currently have?
LMFAO
By the way it has higher requirements than Windows 11 but it's better for low end hardware than Windows 10 is.
I updated my Dell Inspiron 1520 from 2007 (Core 2 Duo T9300, 2x2GB 800MHz DDR2 SDRAM, Intel GM965 Graphics, Random SSD) and now it plays UA-cam 720P60, while with Windows 10 I had to set it to 480P when it was a 60 FPS video or it would lag!)
Also I am a Minecraft player who plays both Java and Bedrock. Bedrock is multi thread, and every PC I updated to Windows 11 had a noticeable performance improvement in Bedrock. This is likely due to the better multicore management Windows 11 has built in!
fucking golden comment
Minimum requirements for the Windows 11 Ice Cream:
- TPM 2.0 or later
- Secure Boot
- 4 Pints of RAM
Damnit I don't have it
Don't forget that you need an 8th Gen spoon or newer
Yikes, I couldn't run Windows 11 Ice Cream
shit gotta go buy tpm onboard stomach
i have the lactose intolerance tpm bug
Can you even imagine the Apple iCE CREAM? It would require a proprietary spoon and proprietary bowl to eat correctly, and would be at least $600 per tub.
@@cathode_mothray nah, more like Apple Spoon Pro Max Mini and Apple Bowl (space gray)
haha apple overpriced! so funny😐
iSkream
@@mohammedb4ig Yeah. Overpriced to hell and back.
@@ireadysucks3026 ないす
We as a society need to band together and discover what all of the other Windows default wallpapers taste like.
mmmm tastes like paper
Screensavers too
paint thinner
With all those blue colors and curved lines and flashes of lights, I imagine they would taste like a blueberry mint milkshake.
I would love to try the Windows 7 default wallpaper. Must taste like frutiger aero
for something that was sponsored by Microsoft, I was expecting the ingredients to be less natural and more artificial
but dang, that doesn't look that bad
I actually read 'Spoonsered'
Imagine if the Windows 11 startup sound played when you peeled the lid off.
XD
Which one? There are two of them :p
@@naga_serpentis no
Microsoft should have done that. :D
@@gottteem429 I have two audio files, one of them is a prototype startup sound before Microsoft changed it.
The normal one we all know has the dun-dun…dun (ah)
The prototype is dun-dun-dun-dun (ah)
Could upload them to 101soundboards and share them there
Fun fact: They also made Windows 10 ice cream. It was In a Japanese ice cream parlor that gave 8 scoop ice cream and the W10 Ice cream is 10 scoops instead of 8.
What was the flavor? Was it ever told?
@@iimZeon
The ten swirls flavors should be vanilla, chocolate, strawberry, café au lait, banana, grape, green tea, ramune(lemonade soda) and swirls(maybe randomly from former?)*2, according to a Japanese tech news
My body can run Windows 10 ice cream. But it doesn't seem yummy than the Windows 11 one.
lol you've commented twice
@@krustycrab1730 but can it run Windows 7 Whopper and Windows Vista Soda?
Not feeling crazy about that flavor. Gonna wait for an update.
Update failed... now it tastes like Boot Loops
@@leonidas14775did you try closed the lid and opening it again?
$80 for Blueberry ice cream?! I could buy a ice cream maker and use the ingredients founded on the label to make an exact replica, now that’s how to experience the Bloomberry flavor without paying $80 for shipping ;)
Right
yea but you dont get the cool windows 11 ice cream container collectors item
@@bookshelffury I doubt that plastic coated piece of sugar water soaked cardboard looks good in a collection.
@@Time4Technology if clean and dried, id keep it lol
OMG I COULD MAKE IT!?
Tastes like System 32 with a hint of errors, thankfully bugs weren't included.
You don’t know. They might have put ground roaches in there. 😂
blueberry screen of death
@@hotsauwz gotta be blackberry since bsod in w11 is black
cringe
Those are not bugs, they're protein
Minimum requirements to buy the windows 11 ice cream:
1. Super secure choco chips 2.0
2. Very secure (boot) hands
3. A 8th generation spoon
4. Bowl with 64GB of storage
5. 4 GB of RAM in blueberry form
@@thienbaonguyen4597 yes, that's quite important for impressive graphi- uhh taste
Bruh you forget a spoon that supports tpm
@@NotJohnTanner the choco chips are the tpm
Dont forget UEFI stomach
@@Mizu14. yeah but the spoon has to support it
I once was addicted to these cupcakes that were overloaded with blue food colouring - and needless to say things came out blue at the other end. Looking at this ice cream, I'd imagine it'd be the same deal.
I mean.. the color is natural and not food coloring in the ice cream. So I dunno.
Sonic poop
For some reason, I am thinking back to the time when I was talking to my friend on MSN and asked him, "What is your favorite ice cream flavor? Does it exist? If it doesn't exist and you could invent any ice cream flavor, what would it be?"
You wanna know what he said?
He said...
"computer lol."
I'm pretty sure he was looking for a comedic effect from that. But this is some next level shit right here, I didn't think anything like this would ever happen...
Brussels Sprouts with Goat Cheese
1995: Let’s get Jay Leno to host our launch. Let’s get the two hottest TV stars to do a video about our new product.
2021: Everyone likes ice cream, right?
true
On the one hand, ice cream is delicious, on the other hand, it doesn't demonstrate how the taskbar works
@@Fuzy2K The taskbar is very blueberry icecream-like, just okay.
@@RisingRevengeance wait, did you eat windows 11's taskbar?!
@@Plaston_ maybe
Next video - "Installing Ice Cream in the $5 Windows 98 PC!"
When the Icecream is more expensive then the pc
No more Blue Screens on that machine, only Blue Ice Cream Screens...
I mean, it'll definitely help temps.
i thought itd actually be SHAPED like the windows 11 background im so dissapointed 😂
I love when companies do bizarre promotions to market their products lol
If that ice cream doesn’t require me to have a UEFI-based stomach, then I would eat it.
LOL
Think is UEFI is far from enough. UEFI had been a thing years before the oldest supported CPU's (and boards optimized for those) were even launched...
@@nevergonnagiveyouup4189 if you are extremely full and eat the ice cream, you have a chance of your brain getting confused and booting into the install. Make a new partition and install.
Who commented
@@the_mariocrafter I'm not reading that
Apple should sell a special apple cider for their next Mac OS release. And in true Apple fashion, it’s a plain white bottle with an Apple logo on it, and it costs $99 a bottle
Type `sudo rm /bin/*` in the terminal and press enter.
@@chickeninabox *laughs and screams in windows*
I would buy that shit
Fun fact: The now $84.95 price for 4 pints of ice cream is consistent for almost all "Mikey Likes It Ice Cream" on that website.
And many kind of ice cream there only ships from Monday to Wednesday.
It looks like it'd taste like ozone, warm computers and dust and I kind of want to try that.
Fun fact: this was, in fact, a rational financial decision. He spent $80 in exchange for 4 pints of ice cream and over 60k views, which should give about $180-$300 of ad revenue.
Haha, well as of now, this video has over half a million views, so definitely worth it for him
60k views isnt even close to $180 in revenue.
@@Perc1000 Less I imagine?
@@vault6242 it it’s 0.1¢ per view then 60k views is $60. The exact AdSense rate is NDA’d per creator. If it’s 0.01¢ per view, then only $6.
@@kaitlyn__L
I'm guessing it's closer to 0.01¢
Imagine collecting and preserving this ice cream by keeping it in a freezer for 30+ years. I wonder how bad it would taste.
hopefully 30+ years from now, a youtuber will be doing a preserved food review and as he or she opens it they say "nice hiss"
hopefully a couple people on here get that reference 😂💀
@@YBSTV_Official Oh, that's a reference to that MRE reviews guy, isn't it? I remember watching some of his videos last year.
Or just eat the ice cream, keep the packaging but fill it with water and sell it as: “Brand New, sealed.”
not if we use a -40C freezer
might as well put it outside in a siberian village
nah he probably eats all of those and just keep the packaging.... right?
1995: Lets make a Windows 95 Beer Can
2021: Lets make a Windows 11 Ice Cream
This is a long shot but -- has anyone tried adding a few drops of lemon juice to this ice cream? I am curious to know if the butterfly pea flower would change from blue to purple (as it does in, say, specialty teas that contain this same flower).
At the 3:30 timestamp, it lists lemon juice as one of the ingredients as part of the blueberry filling which probably explains why the ice-cream is a mix of blue and purple already
It looks like the rather unconvincing alien food that they make up for Star Trek and what not.
" we do windows 11 ice cream because *yes* "
-mikey & microsoft, probably never
This is so cool! You need to save the containers, coat ‘em in resin or something, or just clean them out and dry them real quick, idk. I mean it has your name on it!
1970: we're gonna have flying cars in the future!
the future: Windows 11 ice cream.
Seemed tasty to me. It’s just a Windows 11 exclusive ice cream. Yum.
Now we need an Ubuntu Ice Cream. It would be a pretty fruity endeavour
@@phoenixrising4995 what would the rest of the linux distros taste like
@@nonsensicalhumanoid i think we know what linux mint would taste like
bitter gourd
"Tastes like windows"
Can't I just lick my window itself?
EWWW OMG LMAOO
Thanks for not making the video two thousand years long and actually getting to the point
"Dude, what ice cream is it? Looks delicious"
"It's Windows 11"
"What?"
"What?"
Michael MJD and dankpods would make a great crossover, will it ever happen, probably not, but it would be really interesting
bro i can imagine dankpods just calling the 5 dollar win98 pc a nugget
This shit would be awesome, I could only imagine
Yes bro
@@MR_S7LFDESTRUCT oh he'll definitely call it a nugget
If I wasn't Canadian and had money to set on fire maybe I would have bought this
As a fellow Canadian, the only options we have is:
- Move to the US
- Get a service that ship it to us (They wouldn't guaranteed freshness/intact)
- Move to Linux or Mac based desserts
You are closer and can get it easier, meanwhile in south america:
same here
@@Blue2x2x Ubuntu Ice creamy, Ummmm! Ice cream for Human Beings.
meanwhile in russia
Some of the new features of Windows 11 ice cream are Rounded Scoops, New Flavour Customisations, New Settings, Installing Mobile Apps from Microsoft Store, Faster Processing Speed, New Logo, Ice cream is centre aligned (Compared to the left align of the Windows 10 ice cream)
Requirements:
Secure Wake
TPM 2.0+
8th Gen Spoon
4+ Pints of RAM
8th Gen (Or Later) Intel Brain, Ryzen 3000 Brain
$79 USD Freezing Code
Icecam (Required for 2022 Icetops)
Love watching videos in 2160p thanks man 👍
It's nice to see that Microsoft still makes these weird... things!
@FemonicRBLX In what?
@FemonicRBLX In what?
@Femonic The Hot ratio didn t ask
@Telleva perhaps
Windows 11 Ice Cream: Ice cream, but Microsoft replaced the sugar with salt because market research shows that nobody noticed the sugar
That looks REALLY good!
It's the perfect branding because whenever I think about ever having to use Windows 11, I scream.
I prefer my ice cream without TPM chips inside ;)
You are wrong mate, They aren't TPM chips inside... They are M&M chips inside
@@CarlosRuiz20 *uses windows 12 chips for windows 12 promotion*
Did you check if your fridge is compatible with it?
No because Frigidaire hasn’t yet released the latest windows 11 driver yet and the windows 10 driver doesn’t work with 11. I just lost an entire gallon of windows 11 ice cream to their stupidity.
You need Secure Cold and HTIAF 3
I'm sure it's backwards compatible
if anyones wondering the ingredients for this, i copied this from the site with waybackmachine
Bloomberry - Whole Milk, Cream, Blueberry Filling (Blueberries, Water, Sugar, Corn Starch, Lemon Juice, Salt), Blueberry Flavored Syrup (Cane Sugar, Water, Natural Flavors, Natural Blueberry Flavor, Citric Acid), Butterfly Pea Flower (Color), Sugar, Natural Flavors, Natural Blueberry Flavor, Salt.
Contains: Milk
thanks!'
@@Cosmetic_Astro no problem man! i hope youre having a wonderful day
Fun fact: there is also a Windows 95 beer can that was available for conventions.
Stop commenting
@@spuroncolos394 No you
Minimum requirements for Windows 11 "ice cream" edition:
- A stomach can run faster than 2.0GHz with 2 core
- At least 4GB of stomach's capacity
- 64GB of brain's memory to remember this forever
- Secure glove
Underrated comment 😂
i have 32GB of brain memory
is that alright?
yeah uh i'm a year late
What's a secure glove in the context of the joke?
@@CacowninjaWell, you wouldn't kick your ice cream, would you?
@@TornaitSuperBird I wouldn't but I still don't understand the term.
I bet they would not discontinue this because the launch is rough and they'll just rename it without windows 11 later
Michael! I'm actually shocked! i had no idea this was a thing and i lived in upstate 2 years ago haha
keep making amazing content!
explanation and unboxing icecream is very satisfying
I'm really glad you brought it and showed us! Thanks
When I saw this, I really expected it to be some sort of weird bootleg, like the Windows Vista Soda
We Need More MJD Taste Test Content on this channel
first video ive seen of urs. Really liked it. Short and...sweet :>. sorry :D
Lol. This is probably better than Windows 11. I’ll take the ice cream and skip windows 11.
yes xd
But you cant because windows 10 will be out of support in 2025
xd windows 12 would have released
@@user-fw2fo5ey1s ...So? It's possible to live without updates. It's actually a lot better.
Same
I would've thought something like this would be sold at a DairyQueen/Orange Julius location which is owned by Warren Buffett who is big friends with Gill Bates* but I suppose Gill Bates* no longer has control over Microsoft let alone the Windows 11 Marketing department
*can you guess the game I've referenced here with the text "Gill Bates"? Hint, it's a 1990s Japanese game that was published for sale outside JP by a company EA later purchased and then by SEGA's PC game division...
It is Bill Gates not Gill Bates
@@kelums1249 read the asterisk
The incorrect spelling is a reference to the game "Yoot Tower"/"The Tower II"
Im pretty sur ethat bill has a fuckton of shares still, and that if he wants to get something like that done he can
@@wclifton968gameplaystutorials ok I sorry
Thats so cool tbh! We need some classic Windows XP icecream aswell!
I want that just for the container, but $80 is just a bit steep for a container with Windows 11's Bloomberry on it.
Kept seeing this on my recommendations...was not disappointed sub👍
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I saw on internet windows soda and gum, now ice cream
what a perfect trio
Half a million views... Yes you deserve it. Your videos rule dude.
Lmao im watching this on a windows 11 computer (It was originally a windows 10 computer i updated it into a windows 11.)
That's pretty neat, hahaha. Too bad it's a perishable promo item you can't keep in your collection for very long. I mean, I guess you could try and clean the container as best as you can to retain it, but still. I'd have to say, I think their previous promos items were definitely a lot better. Windows Me pen, anyone?
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I think it would be a funny thing to make it so there is a product key inside, and when you eat it you find a sheet of plastic with the key written on it.
Nothing like a good old choking hazard in my ice cream. "Mikey died from it"
@@windowsxseven obviously it would need to be implemented in a safer way lol
@@Zebra_Paw nah, just stick it in the top of the ice cream and label it "white chocolate"
@@MeemahSN maybe. I just tihnk this absurd price could include an OEM license
I always said that windows 7 login wallpaper makes for a wonderful vanilla ice cream packaging
As a sucker for ice cream, I'd buy these in a heartbeat HAHAHA
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Honestly the ice cream looks good but there’s no way I am paying nearly $80 just for bragging rights. I think with things like collectibles, sometimes the novelty and value might be worth a hefty price. With food though, it’s not something you can just keep and eventually you realize that the experience wasn’t worth it as much as you paid for it. Again, the ice cream looks good but l’m pretty sure people are only buying it because it’s related to Microsoft 11 and it’s an interesting promo.
should've been 11 dollars a tub to fit in with 11 lol
@@phoenixrising4995 Much more affordable!
1:52 jojo reference
if the ingredients aren’t on the cups and they were giving away free cups, then does that mean they were just giving food without disclosing what’s in it?? isn’t that kind of.. not good?
Use your head for a moment. When was the last time you saw an ingredients list on a paper ice cream cup? There's a good reason why those cups don't include ingredient lists, and it should become painfully obvious if you just remember that even a small ice cream stand will a dozen or more flavours and an combination thereof.
What the comment above me said. If there’s an ingredients list it’s gonna be on a website or a different place in the store, not on the cup.
Have you ever seen an ingredients list on fast food packaging? No, you go on the website or ask the store for it.
@@Kevbot6000
....
W H Y
@@banjofangirl3458 Because it's entirely impractical and you can just assume what's in it from the flavor, or you could just ask.
It would be like expecting to have an ingredients list on burger wrapper or pizza box.
@@Speedojesus now you just destroyed Plankton's from SpongeBob entire perception of the world
in fact i'd rather take the ice cream than windows 11 itself
God, I wish they shipped it to Europe. It looks delicious..
Dry iced packed one-day shipping to Europe would be ludicrously expensive.
@@QuackZack I'd pay for it. Overnight from US to Europe? Incredibly fast
looks good!
Can i test windows 11 now?
Microsoft:"hold my ice cream"
You know I was actually just thinking earlier today, “Damn I wish I could eat that Windows 11 background bloom thingi”
I'm surprised Apple doesn't sell apple scented/flavour ice cream for their IOS launch 😂
You mean macOS
@@the_mariocrafter maybe they could sell some expensive Mac n Cheese for every macOS launch. Because Mac
Linux would be good too. Their mascot is literally a penguin, perfect fit for an ice cream.
@@Diwasho That would be different flavors for different distros.
Apples equivalent would most likely cost 4-10 times the price and be only a spoonful of it, which would require a proprietary spoon to eat.
0:09 Please tell me I'm not the only one who saw that pun coming
The Windows Vista ice-cream is like Ipecac and Lactulose, so it purges your body every time.
just like when we use to purge the whole os every couple of weeks because it all got messed up for no reason.
should've bundled with Windows 11 Home Single Language Edition key + unique digital cert along with the ice cream.
FUN FACT: There is also a Promotional Menu From Burger King when Windows 7 Launched in Japan, it's called Windows 7 Whopper. The Patties is 7 Pieces.
The grays would definitely eat that ice cream and I also enjoy your content. 👍👽👍
Before watching the review segment, it actually looks pretty good. Would eat unless I have to like pay for it.
Your business expenses saying "Windows 11 ice-cream", trying to reassure your accountant it is in fact a company purchase. Lmao
Looks some Colouring, glucose in it 😋 👌
I can say this will be in everyone's reccomendation after 2-3 years
I wished they'd include a piece of the actual wallpaper used in windows 11, would be a nice souvenir
Mmmmm that actually looks delicious 🤤 wish they’d lower the damn price though!! Seriously??
Finally, something my old PC supports!
Man,i love this guy I'm 100% subing
Thanks for subscribing! : )
It says I’ve watched this video, but I completely forgot about its existence! 😅 I’m gonna watch it again!
Bro.. I ordered it as soon as it came out. I got it and it was leaking out of the box, I didn't see any dry ice in it or anything. It was completely melted. I planned on making a video on it on my Windows youtube channel and everything, and I was like so upset. I have pictures of what it looked like, very upset. Shipping screwed me over. And I only got $60 back as compensation. The packaging was already open and everything. Really not sure what happened, but the shipping got delayed on it I think twice? Anywho, I definitely don't recommend shipping ice cream, even if it's from New York to TN.
If you can't make a good OS, I guess offset it by giving scoops/selling overpriced blueberry ice cream.
Solid strat, Redmond!
They might do better in the ice cream business.
You need something to put in your XBox Series One X fridge, right?
The iphone boxes at the background is making me laugh so hard idek why 😂😭 my sense of humor is broken
I wish this was available worldwide for 2021, and at a cheap price
It looks good but I imagine that you would feel super bloated after eating it
Now comes with rounded corners.
michael mjd: i bought the windows 11 ice cream
me: il take your entire stock
ooo this actually looks good
Damn right after I moved out of NYC. Now I live with many regrets.