The quality control on this channel has dropped a bit recently. I first noticed some movie reviews that were....TOO praising. Like, beyond just a difference of opinion. Then simple, yet significant thumbnail screw-ups. Chadwick Boseman was NOT in crimson tide! And tho I forget the movie atm, it said "27 years ago today..." for a movie released very not 27 years ago. Now this........ Losin faith quickly here.
Michael Crichton (as well as good friend Steven Spielberg) said in many interviews that his last name is pronounced Cri/Cry-Ton (now you heard it directly from the horse's mouth. Rip Michael ✌️)
Some corrections to point out: - 8:25... Ian Malcolm was actually led to Isla Sorna, not back to Isla Nublar. - 10:10 to 10:15... THE LOST WORLD: JURASSIC PARK was not the highest-grossing movie of all time. It just had the biggest opening weekend up to that point. - 12:24 to 12:36... JURASSIC PARK III was not the highest-grossing movie of 2001, it's the 8th h.g. movie of 2001. - 12:37... the movie's called JURASSIC PARK III. - 17:33 to 17:37... JURASSIC WORLD: FALLEN KINGDOM did not make just over $47 million in it's first weekend. It made $148 million.
@@CodyFairlessLee The video is filled with so many mispronunciations and mistakes; this is how false information gets repeated and passed on in conversations as “I heard it somewhere”.
Thanks for another great video! I do wish, however, media outlets would stop quoting the critics score from Rotten Tomatoes and start quoting the audience score. Thanks again! PS - It's Cry-ton :)
I think the series could have ended after Lost World. Lost World was nowhere on par with Jurassic Park, but it did have an ending with dinosaurs being left alone on an island with that Hammond speech
And even though it was because of studio/industry pressure that it was written to begin with, it was at least based on a Crichton novel. I own the original trilogy in a box set, but I consider The Lost World to be the only legitimate JP sequel.
I will (Sadly admit) that I proudly Graduated HS in 1993. But, being able to obtain access to my Local Drive-In Theatre was debunked, as I showed up too late... WHAT A PHENOMENAL MOVIE for it's time and the added "realistec" CGI!
This is a major ch how did u not know it’s pronounced “Crit-in” like he also created west world wow huge error also it’s “ESLA” for the islands did u watch the movies?
First disclaimer: I like all six movies a would watch them again. But the first and only original Jurassic Park is soooo much better than any sequel. For me this is one of few near perfect movies ever made. And that is the biggest problem I have with sequels, they are so much weaker than original... but it's hard to compete against perfection - now go watch all of them.
Great fun and informative vid! Tho, two things... One, the dinosaurs weren't indigenous to the island...they were placed there after cloning. One of the motivations of the storyline is that that aren't indigenous. Two, heads up, MC's last name is pronounced *cry-ton* not **chrishan**.
The only movie that matters is the original Jurassic Park. The new millennium sucks and everyone born in it just doesn't haven't anything better to compare with.
In my opinion, you can stop the movies at Jurassic world. Fallen Kingdom and Dominion were fine for dinosaur films, but the Clone girl was rather annoying.
To bad they ruined the franchise to do movies less and less worth. - How they major changed John Hammond's fundamental thinking and business going from JP to TLW was just horrible. From wanting to create something astonishing and ground-breaking to become an animal & enviromental hippie. That is NOT what Hammond ever would go out from its source material, the original novel. - The Lost World would have been a MUCH better story if it had followed the book. Or instead of following logic that InGen wants to re-capture all there Dinosaurs = owned I.P and create a dark and bloody battle story of how dangerous and rsiky such major operation can be - We get an stupid "Save the Earth & Animals message movie" where InGen are made like common bad guys and the "heroes" free-taking of the captured Dinosaurs who resulted in a lot of dead people and pointing out how good they are and how bad they are etc. - Jurassic Park III is very pointless and beside Dr. Alan Grant and his apprentice Todd, all other characters are so uninteresting and unneeded. Or that the entire movie was more or less built around using a "unnatural" Spinosaurus who was not near acting like it should as it was a fish-easting land walker (yeah I know its a movie, but some level please) and that it was meant to be BADDER then the Tyranosaurus Rex = having a kill-off battle /that the fans not either liked, approved or believed would happen in real life). - Jurassic World is THE only sequel that made any sence since or after Jurassic Park was made. It followed the original Hammond logic from its source material wanted to re-build JP and correct all misstakes from the previous park. Also having more knowledge on dinosaurs etc. further strenghten it all. And using for ONE movie a giant frankenstein monster of a hybrid dinosaur goes fully wrong works for ONE movie. - Jurassic Park World: Fallen Kingdom was just wrong on SO MANY levels. It is THE worst movie of the entire franchise. All in all it is a rushed movie prohect wher they wanted to build the bridge to another movie....with-out having already a full-plan for next movie. Claire Dering was a business woman who had investment and personel responsibility - No knowledge about dinosaurs in Jurassic World. BUT here she not only knows somehow a lot about them she is also actively now working to protect them and be there supporting friend? NO, she is not that character. And that obnoxius female vetrinarien who spew out all kinds of feminism doctrine? NO. Having focus on a cloned person in a dinosaur franchise? NO. Having it be from an limited character who had near nothing to do with Jurassic Park and InGen's founding beside dying in the novel early on?NO. Having another frankenstein monster dinosaur? No, just NO. - Jurassic World Dominion: Having the audience to believe dinosaurs are taking over...with all the guns we have in our world to stop it? No one bought that. Having free-roaming dinosaurs and people not reacting in the middle of a city? Not well written or CGI made. Having ONCE AGAIN focusing on that cloned girl who no one really cares story wise about and now her DNA is the "key" to a stupid story about locuses...in a Jurassic Park movie about dinosaurs? NOOOO. Having Dr. Henry Wu creating the locuses...lost contro lof them and regret all and all of a sudden says that the cloned girls mother (?) (who NEVER BEFORE IN THE ENTIRE FRANCHISE EVER EVEN BEEN MENTIONED AS A SCIENTIST and all of a sudden is the "bestest ever" who not only was smarter then Dr. Henry Wu = the original creatror of ALL dinosaurs in JP she also was there in the original JP and was THE lead scentist....and now they change the story that the old man from previous movie did not clone her daughter, but the daughter SOMEHOW cloned herself, impregnated herself WITH-OUT another man's semen to make a clone baby....of herself and also a PERFECT clone baby with-out any human flaws = WTF is this s#it in a JP movie? NOOOO. Just NOOOO). Or that we have a female colored pilot who serves no purpose other then being a current thing; a lesbian, a colored woman, having a man-like attitude and serve as an female varient of Owen Grady = Filler character. Or having the old gang from JP running around but really serving ni real purpose other then "nostalgic baiting" and then forcing us to have them all old & new know a lot about each-other....No, it all felt so socialy unnatural to press in.
You basically just summed up why the new ones don’t match up to the original and second in the first 3:30 minutes lmao The surrealism, the authenticity of the Dinos.
What magic does Chris Pratt have in his palms? That was the unbelievable part for me. You sticking your hand out is inviting it to be bitten off or used to drag you off into the forrest…
This vid is a do-over. Great concept and clearly took a lot of time, but it contains so much false info and wasn’t carefully researched. To mispronounce the author’s name and then release the video anyway is actually a sign of disrespect in media/entertainment/journalism/etc. You also instantly lose all credibility the moment the viewer/listener hears the mistake, warranted or not. This comes off like the well-delivered and rehearsed book report by the kid that didn’t actually read the book.
I thought I was real clever when I took out the literal film from the VHS and put in some some hardcore pornography. But that all came crashing down one day after dinner when my preteen siblings were in the living room and I heard moaning and ball slapping and my sister say "I don't remember this part". The Adult-erated movie had made its way into our general VHS collection and they put it on essentially in front of the whole family (our home had an open layout and my parents were in the kitchen cleaning up) . I immediately sprung into action and ejected the tape and ran upstairs with it. My father shortly behind me banging on the door demanding I hand it over. Ahhh fond family memories
if the sequel nor the sequel book weren’t gonna address the shaving cream can as a major plot point, there shouldn’t have been any sequels. missed opportunity. i get not doing the obvious. however, looking back…..shouldve done it
LOVE THESE MOVIES!! JURASSIC PARK, 9/10 THE LOST WORLD JURASSIC PARK 2, 8/10 JURASSIC PARK 3, 6/10 JURASSIC WORLD, 8/10 JURASSIC WORLD 2 FALLEN KINGDOM, 7/10 JURASSIC WORLD 3 DOMINION: EXTENDED CUT, 8/10
Michael Cry-tin not Crish-shawn? WTF? look up an interview if you don't know his name pronunciation, Charile Rose interview on youtube says it right at the beginning.
Thanks....you beat me to it.... I checked the posts 1st...before I corrected this..Great Article...but he could've done a little research on how to pronounced the Author's Name
Last video I clicked off at "Luftwaffe," this time it's "Crichton". In regular conversation, say it as you please. But here? Just no. In my opinion, it puts everything else you say into question.
You need to do better research on pronunciation of names and 0laces. You keep making mistakes. Also, youre getting big nowm time to spend a few hundred on ba real microphone. I say these things because i like your channel
1:38 - ... I'm sorry ... WHO?! - has anyone actually researched this video around the book at all? How was a book that was published in 1990 released to promote the 1993 film? Has one of your interns mixed up the first and second films, perhaps? This video is just another case of someone being given a script to read with no idea about the subject they are talking about at all ... Michael CHRISHON indeed ...
Jurassic World Dominion: So, so, so, so bad. Incredibly bad. So INCREDIBLY bad. Deliberately bad? Possibly. Hard to imagine it could not have been THAT bad by accident. Boring, repetitive, slow, predictable, ... just, ..... shit. I would gladly pay 1000 times the ticket price to have it removed from my memory because the memory of it makes me angry, and fear for movie making in general. Just terrible.
I walked out on “The Lost World”. The reason the first one worked was so excellent is because it was an adaptation of an already excellent story. Missing a few scary parts from the book but mostly put the essence of that book perfectly. The Lost World was a bastardization of the source material and became a shitty Godzilla movie at the end
Crucify me, but I loved Daniella Pineda in COWBOY BEBOP I know her version of Faye Valentine wasn't faithful at all, but I loved her in her own way She was cute, funny and energetic
Great video on the Jurassic Park series. I love the original and enjoyed the first Jurassic World when it released. I do also find Jurassic Park 3 fun in its own right.
my excitement for the Jurassic franchise dies down after the first movie. sure, each instalment tried something new, but at the heart of them was the same thing*: there's a greedy bastard who doesn't learn a lesson from the incidents at Jurassic Park ( which is _do NOT mess with dinosaurs_ ) and ends up the same or worse. *except Jurassic Park 3. i know it's gotten a lot of hate, but i like it because it is the only one of the instalments that doesn't have a repeat formula. also, did he say Isla _Nubar_ instead of Nublar?
Yeah, while Jim Carrey has some range and is good at what he does (present day nonsense aside), I think he would have been a pretty terrible Ian Malcom. I mean, it's possible he could have played a good variant of the character, a bit different from Goldblum who really pulled off the 'sexy new age professor' type at the time, I just don't know what Carrey would have done to make the character work. They'd have had to change the dialogue up I expect, make him more of the 'humorous but weird esoterica thinker' type instead. Jackson was pretty underutilized I think. He played the role well, but such an ignominious off-screen death. I don't blame Harrison Ford for passing on it, since Grant is basically a tamer Indiana Jones.
Ok, is it me or was it weird he kept referring to Dr. Grant as the, "straight male" like bro, what does that have to do with anything? Also, I know everyone rags on JP3 but ive always enjoyed it as a silly popcorn film that is entertaining
the lost world is the most slept movie.. the irony is people don't like it, however they keep reusing the whole concept (the entire Jurassic World trilogy).
I saw JP3 in the theater. The spinosaurus was the most terrifying. The sounds it made and those dead black shark eyes really got to me. I didn’t like the ending. In the end, the first JP 1993 and JW 2015 are the only required viewing. The rest are for completionists.
The Lost World was never the highest grossing movie of all time and Batman Forever damn sure wasn't! The highest grossing overall film at that time was the first Jurassic Park which held the all-time title until it was dethroned by Titanic. I'm thinking maybe you meant the highest-grossing May debut perhaps? You guys need to really do a better job of writing and researching. This video was full of glaring mistakes
I never read Jurassic Park but obviously loved the movie. Then I eventually saw at some book store there was a sequel so I read that shit quick as hell and then they made the movie and I had already read the book and it was pretty cool
@@samiam619 Very cool. For me, it was just like oh man there’s another Jurassic Park. Even though it was just a novel at that time, I was super stoked to return to that universe 🙌
let's rank them from worst to best 6 jurassic world fallen kingdom 5 jurassic world 4 jurassic world dominion 3 jurassic park 3 2 the lost world jurassic park 1 jurassic park
The way they ended the last movie, explaining away that the locust plague was solved off-camera pissed me off more than Tea Leoni being cast in the third movie. It wasn't lazy writing by the writers - there was NO writing by the writers for that one. Just a bunch of wankers sitting around smoking pot and drooling.
The ending of fallen kingdom is so BS that made me freaking mad. I didn't even watched the last one. The clone girl liberates all the dinosaurs to free roam around the country (causing destruction, death and god knows what more), just because "they are clones like her, so they deserve to be free". Man, **ck this plot.
@@tawnieriekena7 nope that's a myth by fans of Darwin's theory to prove they turned into birds,do some research and you find that not a single dinosaur was everfound with a feather anywhere near it.thats why I hate modern scientists because instead of going based of facts they believe in their theroies so much they try to bend the truth to fit their narrative.
It's CRY-ton, not CRISH-on! Only one of the many inaccuracies. "Island New Bar?" It's Eez-lah New-blar! Did no one do a fact-checking pass of the script for this episode??
The original is really the only one worth talking about, like every other movie series ever..... except Trainspotting, I really enjoyed t2, probably more that the original, the dead baby and depravity make it pretty hard to watch...
All you need to know about Jurassic park is the first movie is absolutely epic and amazing. The sequels got worse with each one (Chris Pratt being the only good thing about the new movies). Then the last two installments were absolutely garbage trash films. Fast and furious levels of bad just with cgi dinosaurs that spend more time looking at the actors they are supposed to be chasing than actually doing anything scary
I probably would’ve learned how to pronounce the author’s name before attempting an all-encompassing guide for the franchise 😂
yeah, was that a inside joke or something?
Yeah. I had to stop watching. Kind of hard to take them seriously after that.
Agreed!!
The quality control on this channel has dropped a bit recently.
I first noticed some movie reviews that were....TOO praising. Like, beyond just a difference of opinion.
Then simple, yet significant thumbnail screw-ups. Chadwick Boseman was NOT in crimson tide! And tho I forget the movie atm, it said "27 years ago today..." for a movie released very not 27 years ago.
Now this........
Losin faith quickly here.
@@capthappy8884 I thought i was being hard on them but come on Michael CHRISHON??
you keep mis-pronouncing Crichton and it's driving me insane. It's cri-ton
Good!I hope it drives you outta a 4 story building window! Stfu!👊🏻🤣🖕🏻
Can this be confirmed? I figured maybe chri ton isn't the proper pronunciation
Michael Crichton (as well as good friend Steven Spielberg) said in many interviews that his last name is pronounced Cri/Cry-Ton (now you heard it directly from the horse's mouth. Rip Michael ✌️)
Who decided to make you a language authority?
@@kyleterpstra1899 - I am a language expert. Peace ✌️
Some corrections to point out:
- 8:25... Ian Malcolm was actually led to Isla Sorna, not back to Isla Nublar.
- 10:10 to 10:15... THE LOST WORLD: JURASSIC PARK was not the highest-grossing movie of all time. It just had the biggest opening weekend up to that point.
- 12:24 to 12:36... JURASSIC PARK III was not the highest-grossing movie of 2001, it's the 8th h.g. movie of 2001.
- 12:37... the movie's called JURASSIC PARK III.
- 17:33 to 17:37... JURASSIC WORLD: FALLEN KINGDOM did not make just over $47 million in it's first weekend. It made $148 million.
NEEEERRRRD
@@Allegedly_Angel no, I was just pointing out the facts. This guy didn't do his homework.
@@CodyFairlessLee The video is filled with so many mispronunciations and mistakes; this is how false information gets repeated and passed on in conversations as “I heard it somewhere”.
@@TalentCaldwell dam straight!
Nerd
Thanks for another great video! I do wish, however, media outlets would stop quoting the critics score from Rotten Tomatoes and start quoting the audience score. Thanks again!
PS - It's Cry-ton :)
WTF? How can you mispronounce Michael Crichton's name?
exactly!.... so much effort to make a video like this and you can't look up one thing that might actually pronounce his name correctly?.... mad
“Cryton”?
@@jtgd Crayon
How do you make this video without knowing how to pronounce Crichton?
I think the series could have ended after Lost World. Lost World was nowhere on par with Jurassic Park, but it did have an ending with dinosaurs being left alone on an island with that Hammond speech
💯💯💯💯. YES! Ending on Lost World would have been perfect.
And even though it was because of studio/industry pressure that it was written to begin with, it was at least based on a Crichton novel. I own the original trilogy in a box set, but I consider The Lost World to be the only legitimate JP sequel.
@@willrunriot Same here. I think Lost World is meh but it at least it provides a better ending to the OG Jurrassic Park than Dominion.
The Jurassic franchise is my favorite. It's so awesome
The Lost World: Jurassic Park has aged very well. And when you compare TLW to the sequels after it, TLW deserves an apology.
Oh, JP3 is a terrible movie. I like the first half of the movie, but it falls completely apart in the 2nd half of it.
I am entertained by all of these movies. Sure, some are better than others. But, I’ll will still rewatch them all from time to time.
I’m glad like you like them, but for
Me, there’s only one good movie
I didn’t like Fallen Kingdom or Dominion but I liked the girl who played Maisie, Isabella Sermon, in both of them.
Me too
I knew "Jurassic World: Dominion" was gonna be as bad as "The Rise of Skywalker"
It was Rise Of Skywalker but witn dinosaurs
Rise of the Fanfiction 😊
The original 1993 film is still a classic.
All the others could be skipped and you wouldn’t miss anything
You would miss a lot of crappy developments.
@@eme.261 yep
I can't get over the feeling that narrator is making so many mistakes because he hasn't watched them. Far more errors than I expect from this channel.
Michael Chris-sean, kill me. Michael Cry-Ten
I enjoy Jurassic Park three, thank you. The extended cut of Dominion makes more sense, story wise.
I’m gonna stop talking now
I will (Sadly admit) that I proudly Graduated HS in 1993.
But, being able to obtain access to my Local Drive-In Theatre was debunked, as I showed up too late...
WHAT A PHENOMENAL MOVIE for it's time and the added "realistec" CGI!
Unpopular opinion but I think JP3 is the 2nd best movie and gets over hated for no reason, it’s legit a very enjoyable movie.
This is a major ch how did u not know it’s pronounced “Crit-in” like he also created west world wow huge error also it’s “ESLA” for the islands did u watch the movies?
This is such an ignorant argument lol how does Micheal anounce his last name
Crichton - Cry-ton
Koepp - Kepp
The pronunciation is maddening here.
The Lost World takes place on Isla Sorna, which is a new island for the characters and the audience. It's not a return for Ian Malcolm
It’s not a return for Ian Malcolm
?
@@chasehedges6775 He had never been to Isla Sorna
@@cwilli8937 In the movies, Ian went to Isla Sorna in the lost world. It was Grant who said he never went to Isla Sorna in JP3.
@@farmninja6653 the narrator said Ian returned to isla sorna following JP for Lost World, but he is wrong since JP takes place on Isla Nublar.
At the beginning of Jurassic Park, only one worker is killed by the velociraptor, not a whole "crew".
First disclaimer: I like all six movies a would watch them again.
But the first and only original Jurassic Park is soooo much better than any sequel. For me this is one of few near perfect movies ever made.
And that is the biggest problem I have with sequels, they are so much weaker than original... but it's hard to compete against perfection - now go watch all of them.
Only thing to know is the first is the best...rest could be skipped
Agreed. 🙏🙏🙏💯
As bad as Fallen Kingdom and Dominion were, the actress playing Maisie, Isabella Sermon, was amazing. Her performance is great in both those films
I also liked Daniella Pineda
@@Zombiesnyder13 She was hot
@@chasehedges6775 I also liked her energy in COWBOY BEBOP
Great fun and informative vid! Tho, two things...
One, the dinosaurs weren't indigenous to the island...they were placed there after cloning. One of the motivations of the storyline is that that aren't indigenous.
Two, heads up, MC's last name is pronounced *cry-ton* not **chrishan**.
Dominion is great👍🏻! But stick with The Extended Version.
The only movie that matters is the original Jurassic Park. The new millennium sucks and everyone born in it just doesn't haven't anything better to compare with.
29 years and I saw Jurassic Park 1 in theaters.
Colin Trevorrow's career ends with DOMINION
💯💯💯💯. Sooo true. He and J. J Abrams two of the directors of all time
He has said that he has plans to continue the series. Considering that it made big money. I can see Universal going ahead with it.
@@anubusx Greed and lack of passion find a way.
Cry Tone. Chrixon. Creshawn. Cretchun. It’s impossible.
In my opinion, you can stop the movies at Jurassic world. Fallen Kingdom and Dominion were fine for dinosaur films, but the Clone girl was rather annoying.
The character was awful/insufferable but her actress was adorable and did a good job.
She had very little to work with.
@@chasehedges6775 The actress it's really good. She did the best you could with what they gave her.
@@wstine79 I really feel bad for her. Hope she gets to Star in better films.
@@wstine79 💯💯💯. She really did
👌🏽should’ve took the dinosaurs to space for the last film
To bad they ruined the franchise to do movies less and less worth.
- How they major changed John Hammond's fundamental thinking and business going from JP to TLW was just horrible. From wanting to create something astonishing and ground-breaking to become an animal & enviromental hippie. That is NOT what Hammond ever would go out from its source material, the original novel.
- The Lost World would have been a MUCH better story if it had followed the book. Or instead of following logic that InGen wants to re-capture all there Dinosaurs = owned I.P and create a dark and bloody battle story of how dangerous and rsiky such major operation can be - We get an stupid "Save the Earth & Animals message movie" where InGen are made like common bad guys and the "heroes" free-taking of the captured Dinosaurs who resulted in a lot of dead people and pointing out how good they are and how bad they are etc.
- Jurassic Park III is very pointless and beside Dr. Alan Grant and his apprentice Todd, all other characters are so uninteresting and unneeded. Or that the entire movie was more or less built around using a "unnatural" Spinosaurus who was not near acting like it should as it was a fish-easting land walker (yeah I know its a movie, but some level please) and that it was meant to be BADDER then the Tyranosaurus Rex = having a kill-off battle /that the fans not either liked, approved or believed would happen in real life).
- Jurassic World is THE only sequel that made any sence since or after Jurassic Park was made. It followed the original Hammond logic from its source material wanted to re-build JP and correct all misstakes from the previous park. Also having more knowledge on dinosaurs etc. further strenghten it all. And using for ONE movie a giant frankenstein monster of a hybrid dinosaur goes fully wrong works for ONE movie.
- Jurassic Park World: Fallen Kingdom was just wrong on SO MANY levels. It is THE worst movie of the entire franchise. All in all it is a rushed movie prohect wher they wanted to build the bridge to another movie....with-out having already a full-plan for next movie. Claire Dering was a business woman who had investment and personel responsibility - No knowledge about dinosaurs in Jurassic World. BUT here she not only knows somehow a lot about them she is also actively now working to protect them and be there supporting friend? NO, she is not that character. And that obnoxius female vetrinarien who spew out all kinds of feminism doctrine? NO.
Having focus on a cloned person in a dinosaur franchise? NO. Having it be from an limited character who had near nothing to do with Jurassic Park and InGen's founding beside dying in the novel early on?NO. Having another frankenstein monster dinosaur? No, just NO.
- Jurassic World Dominion: Having the audience to believe dinosaurs are taking over...with all the guns we have in our world to stop it? No one bought that. Having free-roaming dinosaurs and people not reacting in the middle of a city? Not well written or CGI made. Having ONCE AGAIN focusing on that cloned girl who no one really cares story wise about and now her DNA is the "key" to a stupid story about locuses...in a Jurassic Park movie about dinosaurs? NOOOO.
Having Dr. Henry Wu creating the locuses...lost contro lof them and regret all and all of a sudden says that the cloned girls mother (?) (who NEVER BEFORE IN THE ENTIRE FRANCHISE EVER EVEN BEEN MENTIONED AS A SCIENTIST and all of a sudden is the "bestest ever" who not only was smarter then Dr. Henry Wu = the original creatror of ALL dinosaurs in JP she also was there in the original JP and was THE lead scentist....and now they change the story that the old man from previous movie did not clone her daughter, but the daughter SOMEHOW cloned herself, impregnated herself WITH-OUT another man's semen to make a clone baby....of herself and also a PERFECT clone baby with-out any human flaws = WTF is this s#it in a JP movie? NOOOO. Just NOOOO).
Or that we have a female colored pilot who serves no purpose other then being a current thing; a lesbian, a colored woman, having a man-like attitude and serve as an female varient of Owen Grady = Filler character. Or having the old gang from JP running around but really serving ni real purpose other then "nostalgic baiting" and then forcing us to have them all old & new know a lot about each-other....No, it all felt so socialy unnatural to press in.
Always felt the 2nd film was a reworking of King Kong
I love jp 1 and 2, people underestimate the 2nd movie..... the world series sucks though
💯💯
@@omega458 People didn’t underestimate it. It was meh/mediocre
You basically just summed up why the new ones don’t match up to the original and second in the first 3:30 minutes lmao
The surrealism, the authenticity of the Dinos.
by the 2nd and 3rd movies, the the awe and wow of seeing the dinosaurs diminishes..
Love your videos bud, but it's
Michael _Crichton_
*_Cry-Tin_*
😎👍🏼
Double check the authors name there narrator.
What magic does Chris Pratt have in his palms? That was the unbelievable part for me. You sticking your hand out is inviting it to be bitten off or used to drag you off into the forrest…
I've never watched the entire original franchise, by surely know the original is better .
Same. The 1993 original is a classic and will always stay that way
This vid is a do-over. Great concept and clearly took a lot of time, but it contains so much false info and wasn’t carefully researched. To mispronounce the author’s name and then release the video anyway is actually a sign of disrespect in media/entertainment/journalism/etc. You also instantly lose all credibility the moment the viewer/listener hears the mistake, warranted or not. This comes off like the well-delivered and rehearsed book report by the kid that didn’t actually read the book.
I thought I was real clever when I took out the literal film from the VHS and put in some some hardcore pornography. But that all came crashing down one day after dinner when my preteen siblings were in the living room and I heard moaning and ball slapping and my sister say "I don't remember this part". The Adult-erated movie had made its way into our general VHS collection and they put it on essentially in front of the whole family (our home had an open layout and my parents were in the kitchen cleaning up) . I immediately sprung into action and ejected the tape and ran upstairs with it. My father shortly behind me banging on the door demanding I hand it over.
Ahhh fond family memories
if the sequel nor the sequel book weren’t gonna address the shaving cream can as a major plot point, there shouldn’t have been any sequels. missed opportunity. i get not doing the obvious. however, looking back…..shouldve done it
Thanks for the video!! See you later!! Stay safe.😊
LOVE THESE MOVIES!!
JURASSIC PARK, 9/10
THE LOST WORLD JURASSIC PARK 2, 8/10
JURASSIC PARK 3, 6/10
JURASSIC WORLD, 8/10
JURASSIC WORLD 2 FALLEN KINGDOM, 7/10
JURASSIC WORLD 3 DOMINION: EXTENDED CUT, 8/10
Respect ✊ there
Michael Cry-tin not Crish-shawn? WTF? look up an interview if you don't know his name pronunciation, Charile Rose interview on youtube says it right at the beginning.
I'm sorry. Michael "Cri-CHAWN"? It's Crichton, pronounced "CRY-TON". Oof.
Thanks....you beat me to it....
I checked the posts 1st...before I corrected this..Great Article...but he could've done a little research on how to pronounced the Author's Name
Last video I clicked off at "Luftwaffe," this time it's "Crichton". In regular conversation, say it as you please. But here? Just no. In my opinion, it puts everything else you say into question.
This guy watched this movie with his cat in a dinosaur costume wishing he had a real dinosaur.
23:07 Please!!! What is in down right corner!!! I know all the others except the one in right down corner!!! Please Joblo, answer me!!!
You need to do better research on pronunciation of names and 0laces. You keep making mistakes. Also, youre getting big nowm time to spend a few hundred on ba real microphone. I say these things because i like your channel
The orginal book was called Billy and the Cloneasaurus.
NERRRRRRRRRRRD.
JA Bayona directed the first two episodes of "Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power"
He also directed Fallen Kingdom and it sucked. But that wasn’t his fault.
@@chasehedges6775 I know that
It was Colin Trevorrow's fault
He was the one who wrote the movie
The first movie was certainly epic, in a way; the rest of this franchise was all B. S.; even more so the last half.
1:38 - ... I'm sorry ... WHO?!
- has anyone actually researched this video around the book at all? How was a book that was published in 1990 released to promote the 1993 film? Has one of your interns mixed up the first and second films, perhaps?
This video is just another case of someone being given a script to read with no idea about the subject they are talking about at all ... Michael CHRISHON indeed ...
Jurassic World Dominion:
So, so, so, so bad.
Incredibly bad.
So INCREDIBLY bad.
Deliberately bad?
Possibly.
Hard to imagine it could not have been THAT bad by accident.
Boring, repetitive, slow, predictable, ... just, ..... shit.
I would gladly pay 1000 times the ticket price to have it removed from my memory because the memory of it makes me angry, and fear for movie making in general.
Just terrible.
I walked out on “The Lost World”. The reason the first one worked was so excellent is because it was an adaptation of an already excellent story. Missing a few scary parts from the book but mostly put the essence of that book perfectly. The Lost World was a bastardization of the source material and became a shitty Godzilla movie at the end
Crucify me, but I loved Daniella Pineda in COWBOY BEBOP
I know her version of Faye Valentine wasn't faithful at all, but I loved her in her own way
She was cute, funny and energetic
....this, this a joke?🤔
Great video on the Jurassic Park series.
I love the original and enjoyed the first Jurassic World when it released. I do also find Jurassic Park 3 fun in its own right.
my excitement for the Jurassic franchise dies down after the first movie.
sure, each instalment tried something new, but at the heart of them was the same thing*:
there's a greedy bastard who doesn't learn a lesson from the incidents at Jurassic Park ( which is _do NOT mess with dinosaurs_ ) and ends up the same or worse.
*except Jurassic Park 3. i know it's gotten a lot of hate, but i like it because it is the only one of the instalments that doesn't have a repeat formula.
also, did he say Isla _Nubar_ instead of Nublar?
One exception for third movies not being good is the Bourne Ultimatum.
JA Bayona is the one that should direct STAR WARS
Not Colin Trevorrow or JJ Abrams
I definitely agree with you on that. He’s a fantastic director.
Jon Faverau, J.A Bayona and George Lucas should direct and be in charge of Star Wars
I want to see a Star Wars horror film.
As a massive Jurassic fan...I'm commenting before I finish this video...hopefully the blood won't get too angered here.
Alright...I didn't hate this breakdown. Although I will say Dominion is fine and more along the lines of the book.
Yeah, while Jim Carrey has some range and is good at what he does (present day nonsense aside), I think he would have been a pretty terrible Ian Malcom. I mean, it's possible he could have played a good variant of the character, a bit different from Goldblum who really pulled off the 'sexy new age professor' type at the time, I just don't know what Carrey would have done to make the character work. They'd have had to change the dialogue up I expect, make him more of the 'humorous but weird esoterica thinker' type instead. Jackson was pretty underutilized I think. He played the role well, but such an ignominious off-screen death. I don't blame Harrison Ford for passing on it, since Grant is basically a tamer Indiana Jones.
Ok, is it me or was it weird he kept referring to Dr. Grant as the, "straight male" like bro, what does that have to do with anything? Also, I know everyone rags on JP3 but ive always enjoyed it as a silly popcorn film that is entertaining
the lost world is the most slept movie.. the irony is people don't like it, however they keep reusing the whole concept (the entire Jurassic World trilogy).
You could honestly just end it at Jurassic World and skip the last two, much more satisfying way to end it.
I saw JP3 in the theater. The spinosaurus was the most terrifying. The sounds it made and those dead black shark eyes really got to me. I didn’t like the ending.
In the end, the first JP 1993 and JW 2015 are the only required viewing. The rest are for completionists.
Besides STAR WARS Saga - These Are really good Movies every Entertaining And Exciting! 😎👍✊👌👊🍁♈
When I was a kid? I always liked the Lost World better dot dot but as I got older. I like the first one the best.
They should have just let it alone after JP3.
I agree.
💯💯💯💯💯. They should have stopped after both this and Lost World.
The first one was the greatest, its all downhill from there
Franchises - FastNFurious, Mad Max, HP/FB/Wizarding World, Police Academy, something without tons of guns, The Matrix, Toy Story
KRISH-TAHN?!??
NOO-BAR???
SERIOUSLY?!?!?
"WTF Happened to Credibility?"
imagine if inGEN had developed the technology for time travel and were able to go back in time to capture dinosaurs and bring them to the present day.
I kept feeling like from Jurassic Park 3 and beyond you were reading a script and never watched any of the movies lol
here is the summary: Watch the 1st one, then go watch MST3K's Future War episode. And that's it.
The Lost World was never the highest grossing movie of all time and Batman Forever damn sure wasn't! The highest grossing overall film at that time was the first Jurassic Park which held the all-time title until it was dethroned by Titanic. I'm thinking maybe you meant the highest-grossing May debut perhaps? You guys need to really do a better job of writing and researching. This video was full of glaring mistakes
Unpopular opinion Fallen kingdom gets over Hated
I'm sorry. You lost me at Michael Chich-shawn. He's literally my favorite author and it's like nails on a chalkboard. I'm stopping this video at 1:37.
I love the original trilogie more than the second one.
I never read Jurassic Park but obviously loved the movie. Then I eventually saw at some book store there was a sequel so I read that shit quick as hell and then they made the movie and I had already read the book and it was pretty cool
The original book is the only book that was too good to put down. I read it in 2 days even forgoing the Sunday crossword to keep reading!
@@samiam619 Very cool. For me, it was just like oh man there’s another Jurassic Park. Even though it was just a novel at that time, I was super stoked to return to that universe 🙌
let's rank them from worst to best
6 jurassic world fallen kingdom
5 jurassic world
4 jurassic world dominion
3 jurassic park 3
2 the lost world jurassic park
1 jurassic park
The Jurassic Park Franchise Rulez✊🏻✊🏻!
T Rex is literally the hero of the majority of these films gets no credit just screamed at by as silly naked pink monkeys
The way they ended the last movie, explaining away that the locust plague was solved off-camera pissed me off more than Tea Leoni being cast in the third movie. It wasn't lazy writing by the writers - there was NO writing by the writers for that one. Just a bunch of wankers sitting around smoking pot and drooling.
The ending of fallen kingdom is so BS that made me freaking mad. I didn't even watched the last one. The clone girl liberates all the dinosaurs to free roam around the country (causing destruction, death and god knows what more), just because "they are clones like her, so they deserve to be free". Man, **ck this plot.
Without Stan, Steve, Dennis, and Phil. No thanks.
The name of the first book was "Dino Park", I guess? Or was that just the German name?
I have never heard Crichton pronounced that way. Not even by Michael.
If you're terrified of velociraptors just know in real life they are the size of turkeys and not these huge creatures.
True. They also had feathers.
Turkey, eh?
@@titusmccarthy yep look it up that's how a dinosaur expert I was watching explained it
@@tawnieriekena7 nope that's a myth by fans of Darwin's theory to prove they turned into birds,do some research and you find that not a single dinosaur was everfound with a feather anywhere near it.thats why I hate modern scientists because instead of going based of facts they believe in their theroies so much they try to bend the truth to fit their narrative.
It's CRY-ton, not CRISH-on! Only one of the many inaccuracies. "Island New Bar?" It's Eez-lah New-blar! Did no one do a fact-checking pass of the script for this episode??
The raptors in reality were only as big as turkeys...
The original is really the only one worth talking about, like every other movie series ever..... except Trainspotting, I really enjoyed t2, probably more that the original, the dead baby and depravity make it pretty hard to watch...
All you need to know about Jurassic park is the first movie is absolutely epic and amazing. The sequels got worse with each one (Chris Pratt being the only good thing about the new movies). Then the last two installments were absolutely garbage trash films. Fast and furious levels of bad just with cgi dinosaurs that spend more time looking at the actors they are supposed to be chasing than actually doing anything scary
22:31 who???
Michael CHISHAWN? wtf is wrong with yall but some respect on Michael Crichton
Can we get a just-Dino-skeleton version please?
These popcorn flicks are just depressing.
Michael who now?
"Cry-ton!!!"