SCP: Toy Soldiers
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5:28 It’s so compressed that it can become a black hole at any moment
Super unstable
Kaif has evolved from hiding around door corners.
He’s now gonna hide around door corners... whilst tiny
Next he’s gonna be so tiny, he won’t need to hide. Unfortunately, it’ll also mean he can’t just betray everyone whenever he wants. He’ll have to wait until they almost escape.
Yes
@@Gamer88334 that's so true lol
so i just looked his channel after a year does kaif still do for honour
What a beautiful thing to see Lars as a father finally.
where
is
PAPA
I lost all my children in the span of 3 minutes
@@oxinia *F*
@@oxinia you didn't even need to go out for some cigarettes
If i learned one thing that day it's that i'm not ready to be a dad yet
Have you got an ad where it's from reward zone that says you can sign up for the PS5 as a beta tester
I always thought your PFP was a hamster wearing a mask... I just recently figured out it's a bearded dragon.
Hey are you the Lars? omg you're so funny lol lol
hahaha ha you're the coolest when are we playing overclown add me onixia
SCP-3088
"Tiny Man"
Class: Euclid
SCP 3088 takes form as a finger sized D-Class subject.
If provoked, SCP 3088 can change any living being into SCP 3088-1, a much smaller version of itself, with seemingly little to no side effects.
Hmm possible Scp I detect
other than death due to physics
@@agzzradface3113 yeah that will have to be changed
@@metaknightisbrokeninssbbra1782 the next patch
Isn't 3088 the law of the land?
9:19 There's something oddly poetic about Kaif referencing Mr. Popo, it's like he derives his insanity from him
Probably from Popo's training.
@@sentientbiscuit1415 We don't talk about Popo's Training!
@@tigerwarrior1787 ...PECKING ORDER.
@@Darkoriax17 *There are claw marks in the floor, leading to a wall, then up the wall behind the wall-mounted clock. If one were to move the clock, the marks would disappear. Replacing the clock would show that the clock wasn't a clock, but Popo's face, staring deep into your soul before uttering one word.* Hi.
I thought he was referencing Stan saying "all these squares make a circle kaif" in which kaif responded with "Stan if I had a gun I would be using it right now"
I'm just impressed how fast this guy can crawl with a gun in his hands
Why are you so fast at commenting?
You're fucking everywhere
Kaif was just a scp all along
God damn wish i couldn't see your comments
bruh really
You are so damn lucky with Larry doors
He has the luck of the people who asked for the Kaiffu Waiffu body pillow.
@Fake Vines it is real Stan
Item #: SCP - 69420. Object class: Welsh. Descriptions: Scp 69420 is what appears to be a standard human being. However upon entering the scp faculty, specifically site 911 where it is contained. It will shrink down to the size of its average genital size. This decrease in size happens dramatically in a matter of 1-3 second with the internal organs apparently sustaining no major damage. SCP 69420 will in this state of minuscule stature turn aggressive toward any entity that sees it. Typically punching them, for unknown reason SCP 69420 will deal increased “comedy” damage while in this state. In-capacitating them before making an unfunny casting couch joke. That took way to long to type I better get a heart for this Kaif daddy.
*Respect my circle*
- Kaif 2020
All these squares make a circle
@@Blitz_IngaMCZ love the dbza reference
2:39 Kaif: "Oh no! It's a tiny dog!"
2:40 Kaif: *gets teleported into shadow wealm*
Me: "And a tiny SCP-106 aka *The old man* too."
Edit: I just realised: We must add this to the "Everything that Dr. Bright is NOT ALLOWED to do" list. ASAP!
Dr Bright is no longer allowed to use Site [Redacted]'s shrinking ray on SCP's to "Make them cuter". We still haven't found 106
Update: Dr. Bright is NOT ALLOWED to shrink anybody or anything!
We still didn't found out how he managed to make the "ball" bigger.
(We secured the "ball" so it not going to bounce)
Or make them even bigger!
Update 2: We found SCP-106 in the bathroom of the D-Class Personell.
One D-Class heard a weird noise and noticed SCP-106 "pushing!" his foot into the pocket dimension.
That was funny to watch.
7:02 and this is why you never pick a fight with a tiny person, they scary xD
10:46 - "It's SCP-343's body" is such a nice touch, considering, SCP-343 is supposedly *God.*
Well, in the case of the Secret Lab mod, God's name is Joker. (The guy who made the Secret Lab standalone and also the one who launched Kaif through the elevator.)
Kaif Since You finally know how yo use the Size Tool, how about Trying The SCP -008 Escape
the game is simple
Escapee= Class D
SCP 008 = Very Small almost invisible SCP 049-2
the rule are simple
008 = infect every one
Escapee = Escape the facility
any infecteD Escapee will become normal 049-2
ive had a lots of fun playing this mode on my own server, so you should try sometimes
That Stream was an absolute mess.
And I loved it.
can't wait to see the VOD then lol
@@nilawafer4250 it was a beautiful piece of streamery
@@nilysion How Blizzard it is,it's beautiful?
It was the first time I caught an SCP stream and it was glorious haha
It was pure insanity and I loved every minute of it.
9:32 (say it in a David Attenborough voice)
The friendship of two brothers has the effect of making it rain crushed hazelnuts and men
It's not hazelnuts it's 🥜s
10:43 "It's raining men, hallelujah!!!"
6:23 Kaif: yay we are Tiny as Ant-man :D
Allso me: kaif you SCP Chaos Monster
6:27 "where is captain alex, commando" you are fucking cultured kaif i love you genuinely
''In The Way They Go''
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
4:58
10:25 SCP-173 revised in a peanut shell
Less then a week and im already in love with this channel
Mike should be exited for this mode.
"Why is it so tiny?"
I just thought about chess with these tiny players as figures
7:00 is just like watching a toddler
When Kaif put the epilepsy warning at 5:50, holy shit he wasn't joking. That muzzle flash was really bad.
10:42 it's RAINING D-BOIS 😂
Halluah
@@Sandman3 hahah
"gotta respect the circle" "it's a square" that monotone correction was hilarious for some reason
I like how kaif is quoting vj emmie
I now want a special hunter team called the Mintro's, they are a tiny group of tiny MTF
Toy soldiers? More like *BAD COMPANY*
Just that "Oh yes" from microscopic Tricko killed me
Ah yes, my first ever stream I watched on your channel. One of the best experiences in my life. Thank you Kaifu Waifu for everything you do!
All the D-class legit looks like Kaif IRL. Down to the damn beanie.
Me: "hmm, I'm craving some Kaif SCP videos"
Kaif: *uploaded SCP video 5 hour ago*
Me: :O
0:01 POV: you are the jar
Me: *Watches one Kaif video*
My recommends: *SO YOU'VE CHOSEN KAIF*
Only thing that could've made this funnier is if the tiny boys had high pitch voices
There's something oddly terrifying about a small humanoid creature screaming a blood curdling scream, running at the speed of sound and can have the potential to kill you.
Kaif, if you ever see this, I watched this video when it first came out, and now, understand the captain Alex reference and love it!
Dr Bright's idea of 'shrink Shy Guy to the size of a grain of rice, so he can't hurt anything, and just be adorable.
Did not work out well
7:11 small, long claws, deadly af. In my country, there's a demon called jenglot that's very similar to that small shy guy lol
@Kaif you should do a round with a regular sized peanut who's only job is to run around and scare people, and a tiny speck like peanut who kills, imagine the laughter and surprise
Easily, one of the best SCPSL videos on your channel, way to go Kaif. Love you! (No homo though).
This video is my most loved of other loved videos. The sizing is really cool.
4:06 The terror in Cali’s voice is hilarious.
0:02 looks like a "its not gonna suck its self" moment
I sgree
A Kaif SCP video...
_Happy Quarantine noises_
Love yah, from Asia.
Fanfics just got the best material to work with
OH BOI new SCP video, HAPPY BIRTHDAY KAIF!
10:40 IT'S RAINING MEN~ HALLELUJAH! 🎵
2:20 im crying of laughter
i like when tricko just becomes tiny too to kill tiny kaif
“I bet you thought you were going to die to a SCP”. Proceeds to die to SCP
Watching this on stream was one of the funniest things I've ever watched. And the 096 Rework looks sick doesn't it?
What stream was it?
So basically Kaif destroys both gameplay AND the game at the same time? *I LOVE IT*
4:59 He is *SPEED*
This brings a new meaning to David and Goliath.
hello from france!
how's your actual real containment?
XshaM NR _breach_
The tiny dog was so cute!
0:00 *The Council Will Decide Your Fate*
2:35 you can feel the despair and fear on his voice
Holy shit THATS what was making shy guy triggered so much?
I was hiding in the airlock the entire time you were there, thinking I was triggering you
I literally died when he said "TTF, Tiny task force XD
That "Staniel" joke works on so many levels
6:49
Kaif: Wait, what the hell
Then Kaif knew, he fucked up
Kaif: Uh oh!
5:29 someone HAS to make a loop of kaif just doing: hieaaihaeiaaieaeia
I do it m.ua-cam.com/video/GHMjD0Lp5DY/v-deo.html
@@srdorito8759 DAMMIT
@@dounet361 *Rick roll noises*
I like the wacky races intro at 5:00
Kaif turned himself tiny! Funniest fucking shit I’ve ever seen in my life
This has to be my favorite SCP video yet😂😂
welp, Kaif just made my Tuesday
SCP-670 is a control panel that lets your thinking choose the size that you want to be. Object class:Safe
Kaif and Tricko were trying to go subatomic
Scp 096 might become friendly when scp 999 interacts with him
Moral of the story: Tiny things are scary so throw away all your teddy bears
My lil bro loved the epilepsy part he started dancing on the floor
Someone who wants to get In the group: how do I join.
Kaif: 0:05
Ok this is actually the funniest one, gg kaif
After Lily said "I can't see anything" at around 2:15, I got a Blizzard ad 👀
Tiny kaif is best kaif
Imagine tiny peanut going around and breaking ankles
Tiny airlines just got a new sense
4:43 tiny doggo
1:42 It looked pretty normal at the first glance lol
The Captain Alex reference killed me.
no man should ever be given this much power
Nobody:
Toddlers at the grocery store not getting what they want 7:05
Bruh, Tricko might as well went into the quantum realm
"shiny boi, more like tiny boi" because Kaif is literally an atom 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Its funny cuz peanut became an actual peanut since he went small
I wonder what it looks like when the dog sees you when you're that small
i cant wait to see a video where hes getting chased by shy guy then turns himself tiny then runs circles around shyguy, how the turns have tabled
I don't know what I just witnessed, but it was extremely entertaining.
Kaif made a DBZA reference and life is now complete
Dang imagine a tiny SCP 136 and 096. That would be terrifying.
That baby peanut is really cute!
Little shy guy reminds me of Little Groot going on rampage
The tiny shy guy is amazing lmaoooo
3:28 , i felt that oh yes
00:01 *the council will decide your fate*