Hammond, Clarkson And May With The Rozzers Compilation
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- Опубліковано 3 сер 2020
- Top Gear/ Grand tour stars with their moments with the police/officers for whatever reason. some of these clips are acting police and The Stig is involved.
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I’ve seen it dozens of times but when may says “crikey its the Albanian rozzers” I still crack up
One of the best episodes doesn’t he just drive off a cliff to get away in the end 😂😂😂
He missed the ‘Crikey it’s the Ugandan rozzers’ clip
@Anler Cabrera as an Albanian I can confirm this
@@James-miller
DEFINITELY!!
@@SuperMoodyyy oh yeah he did 🤣
"There was a bus full of handicapped children, and I saw some gingers one's in there" best excuse ever
The good old handicapped gingers
Which episode is it? The one where they take over an art gallery?
verzekeringsadviseur yes
*ones. Were you on there too?
" So I put it in the ditch rather than put it in the children "...
"there's six wheels"
and guess what, it's the same on the other side"
hmm thats a lorry
Sarbur Gideg yea
While the dudes driving a lambo as a cop car
lol it has six wheels... if u stand on the other side it still has 6wheels
Butterandtoast Welcome to the Middle East.
“Aw crikey it’s the Albanian Rozzers” 🤣🤣🤣
The most James May sentence ever
Mighty Marouane Fellaini I love him! 🤣 it’s either “Aw crikey” or “COCK” 🤣
say that if your in a car game and the police are coming after you
James may said that at the exact time I read that.
@@joesomers3949 😂😂😂 and if you ever get pulled over, I expect you to say it 🏁😩😂
"Obviously...fitting children with harnesses and then videoing them, and they're not my children..."
*SLAM*
XD
What episode is that on
The pest part is when they’re back in the tent and he says, “I got a different kind of charge”
What episode is it??
and that too black kids
Stig knows how to handle rozzers.
Indeed
The right to remain silent.
You have the right to remain stiggish
Agreed 👍
He is staying so still he is invisible
When a police aventador stops to admire your car...
Apparently, many of those fancy police cars are ones that were confiscated from criminals and taken by the police instead of scrapped.
@@openthinker6562 No? if you read that article , i think you ate the onion
they are given by oil companies to stop richer thieves/mafia in buggatis and what not
@@doggoonus1414 I suppose, but I would genuinely be surprised if there wasn't at least one super car in the police that was confiscated. There are scrap yards in the Middle East where sports cars literally sit and gather dust because their owners abandoned them, and they are just left with no owner. I'm sure the police would be more than happy to repurpose a Ferrari or Lambo that was abandoned by someone who's never coming back to get it.
@@openthinker6562 if cars like that were confiscated then the owners should be rich and able to buy it back or something. Also u are mostly wrong, ive been to Saudi and the only yards that have cars are ones that are broken or crashed, the ones that look clean are just 2nd hand cars up for sale, theres a whole city made for selling cars where people knock on your car window and ask how much or something like that. honestly just dont make assumptions and ur good
@@doggoonus1414 Yeah, I suppose I am making assumptions. I saw a news article showing abandoned sports cars in Qatar and Dubai, and I assumed it was more common than the article implied.
I've actually seen these police cars in Dubai myself, I saw the Lambo one when my family and I went there. It was pretty surreal, to be honest.
And the officer was parked on the side of the road and was looking really cool. I think he was posing for some drivers taking photographs as well.
4:50 “ they decided it would be best if we didn’t drive in France anymore. Keen to prove him wrong I initiated the TGPD anti-terrorism move”.
this comment is so underrated
And wtf was that about giving them all the money too?
e Laryngitis Ballistics french police are very corrupt I was driving through there once to go to the french Grand Prix and they pulled me over to try and get all the money I had on me
What are you expecting, its France🤮🤣
According to information i could find they were doing 140+ in a 90 zone, believing they were in a 130 zone. It was caught on a speed camera.
“My foot slipped off the Clutch”
I got a reckless driving ticket in Utah with my mustang doing that and thats exactly what I told the judge. Short story I had to take 2 driving classes to get that off my record
@@narwhal9852 did they really send you to learn how to use a clutch lol
@@guguigugu No it was a defensive driving course and to take 2 of them Mostly talking about paying attention on the road and stuff just a bunch of BS
@@narwhal9852 Judge probably didn't know what a clutch is...
It’s because Americans don’t know what clutches are
0:20 "you're a funny man"
that is so humiliating lol
The whole attitude of those blokes was very professional but fundamentally one of "you've fucked up mate".
I was impressed
@@brianwong7285 hardly. They believed he could be bringing armaments across the border, but handled him with restraint and professionalism
Brian Wong I don‘t know if they‘re salty, it‘s a bit like the British just miss what they once were
WesLexner we don’t really care about our past tbh, we’re not day dreaming about out past glories unlike some countries i know of. They are just being professional and cautious since terrorism and smuggling is really common on that spesific border
@@asnodt42 "we" ? so are you the guy who speaks for all the turkish people? it's so great to meet you!!
James May: *buys a new submarine and goes underwater*
**Distance alarms**
James May: *oh crikey the rozzers have submarines too?*
Lol
Wait until he finds out about the space force. Poor may cant escape em.
@@Nothing-ch3dw Not the Space Rozzers
"Oh crikey its the submersible rozzers!"
@@muskatDR submesirble lol
3:58, James may flirting.
Shes too ugly to flirt with even for James
it wasn't very effective
Nah you could see his face afterwards. He thought she was quite ugly n
He successfully failed it
Love how regardless of any language, he always starts with hello
"sadly there was one invention James hadn't considered"
Ah I love that paint scene only for wipers to be used
Yah me too
When James says bongiorno then does the face always gets me
Lololol
Yeah he looks exactly like that woman when he does lmao
Immediate regret
When Stig changes his helmet he just gets a smaller one underneath same with his clothes
Like Russian dolls
Microscopic stig
And underneath the smaller helmet is a tiny Stig controlling the big one.
@@AverageAlien If you had a 6 inch clone of the Stig, would you torture it?
@@jackmclean4120 No, I'd let him hang out at my desk
4:41 I love that Jeremy narrates this section like an 8 year old who’s just been told off.
I think the lady policeman must have told him to do it!
3:16 “..and a cow was there. I just had no where to go cause of this... Did I tell you there was a school bu.. well, it was a bus full of children... handicapped children. I... uh.. mgh.. I saw some ginger ones, so i just.. I thought I can’t, so I have to miss that so I’ll put it in the ditch, rather than into.. into the.. into the children.”
the vending machine 🤣😂🤣😂
Oh crikey its the rozzers, this has to be the most british thing
Jeremy - my foot slipped off the clutch
Police - I dOn'T bUy ThAt FoR a SeCoNd.
What episode was that?
It was the episode where they are in Nevada and Utah in season 12 episode 2
@@only-jr A.) I guarantee you he knows what a clutch is. He may not know how to use one. But he, at a minimum, has a vague idea of its existence.
B.) Jeremy was legitimately lying. He and Hammond were racing at lights in that town.
@@KaBar41 no shit
@@Goady1000 mean
The Bonjorno kills me every time
While eating 🤣
3:50 Fun fact, they're not police. They're tourist officers. Basically, the police of tourists lol. They also ensure tour groups are being led by an Italian tour leader, not the one your tour provides. So it was quite fun, being led by our tour leader, and having to disperse very quickly as they walked past. They knew what was up, but had no evidence.
which episode was that..!!
@@sachinsathish4456 I believe it was The Perfect Road Trip 2.
Even on a tour james can't escape then
They are police, they're just local police. Italy has different levels of police. The most commonly seen are the Polizia di Stato who are seen multiple times in this video, but in Italy towns can have their own local police too, usually known as Polizia Municipale or Polizia Locale. They enforce local town laws and things like that, which is why they often enforce laws related to tourism regulation.
Why does it have to be Italian tour leader?
The funny thing is.....the MOST genuine of all those is the French police one because Clarkson and Hammond genuinely DID get bans in france for speeding
4:41 "The French policeman and lady policeman insisted we should give them all our money" 😂
"And his hand gestures didn't help either" *flips him off
That really got me
I’m sorry ever since I heard for the first time “ crikey it’s the rozzers “ I say it everytime I see rozzers 😂😂
Fun Fact: They banned bullet shaped lighters in Turkey after this occured
I do not know if this is true, but it's credible
@@pablogamez3168 It is not
@@toledoseahawks3348 let him dream
HAMMOND, YOU BLITHERING IDIOT!
@@pablogamez3168 his name looks like it could be Turkish (not making assumptions tho) but u think it's a joke
I miss this show so much. Grand tour was cool, but something about top gear was different
Top gear felt more gritty and down to earth, the filming and cars seemed more budget restricted
I personally love them both, I come for the cars and comedy, mostly Clarkson, May and Hammond.
Don't say that grand tour isn't over, just a little late..
I’ve only watched the first series of TGT but it was scripted af. The whole segment where they sieged a plane was long, annoying and unfunny to me. The ‘celebrity’ bit was unnecessary. The American was annoying.
Parts of the later episodes of TG were obviously scripted, but at least the humour was better.
Yeah the Top Gear that is on now is just boring in my opinion... After Jeremy, James & Richard left it just wasn't entertaining anymore and while the Grand Tour is better than the Top Gear that's on now it just isn't as good as the old Top Gear was...
1:32 "oh crikey it´s the rozzer"
Might be the most British thing i´ve ever heard
This show came as close as any has in reaching levels of perfection. Was sad to see it end. But happy that it lives on through reruns and compilations
It lives on in The Grand Tour
Policeman: "does this car belong to you sir?"
Stig : *silence*
Policeman: "can I ask where you're going to?"
Stig: *silence*
Policeman: "can I ask where you've come from?"
Stig: *silence intensifies*
Back then, before the Stig became a traitor...
2:24 "and his hand gestures didn't help either" lmao
“This is my special face reserved for continental police” lmao
0:55 I love his accent
"does this ca belong tü yü, sir? Can I ask where you're going tü?"
"and geuss what - it is the same on the other side..." oh man - that had me bursting out with laughter!
3:07 "The Grand Tour, it's not what it was, is it?" Richard, you have no idea.
As an Italian, I apologize for the unfriendly manner of that woman at 3:58
No problem, there’s a handful of unfriendly people in every country.
I am Italian too and I assume she is not one of us. We always let everyone recognize our manners😂😂
I really want to go to Italy one day
@@Dan-zc7ut you forgot northern Ireland in your name. Our full name is The United Kingdom Of Great Brtiain And Northern Ireland
As an American, I do not accept your apology, and just like us, your country will now be known as full of ass holes because of the few.
Stig practices his right to remain silent. Smart man
"I tell you there was this school bus... well it was a bus full of children. Handicapped children and I saw some ginger ones on..." Genius.
0:44 James’ reaction to the camera holding a map with 2 points.
“Right now, Clarkson is HERE at the side of the road talking to a Gendarme. In a little while he’ll be HERE in a place called Le Bastille.”
0:22 "you are a funny man" his tone says everything
4:44 ‘The French policeman and lady policeman’ 🤦♂️
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Which episode is it??
@@stanleyivander7854 its an xmas dvd.
“Lady policemen”
Loooool
Stanley Ivander the perfect road trip 1
"prepare to look at shoes" when pulled over by the italian police is one of the most underrated lines in Top Gear history
5:11 lmao that confident swagger
"There's six wheels.... And if you look it's the same on the other side" that got me to laugh a bit.
Clarkson: _”The police come along in France, and then just want you to go quicker.”_ (6:24)
Also Clarkson: _”And then they decided it’d be best, if we didn’t drive in France, anymore.”_ (4:47)
Whenever The Stig's involved in a comedy bit its always good.
I always die when he says "Oh no the constabulary"
5:17 Best police car EVER
"OH CRIKEY IT'S THE ALBANIAN ROZZERS!"
Never gets old.
James going “Being knicked by the rozzers” was so British my Swedish home is now colonized
4:22 - I love how Jeremy says constabulary. Not a word often heard here in the states and it always makes me laugh.
Love James face when he gets the non-react from the frumpy Italian police lady when he tries to be friendly. Hahaha
There's just something about James May being in the US saying "oh god, the rozzers are behind me" that is absolutely hilarious.
Which episode was that from?
@@Jose-kx5xu Season 19 Episode 2
Thanks👍
I had the rozzers driving behind me recently it always get's me nervous and channeling my inner James May with "Oh crikey it's the rozzers" or "there's the rozzers" :D
The British police are so much nicer and friendlier than the American police
The Fuzz in england are way more forgiving but also sarcastic alot lol
Might also be because they are well known in Britain
no they're not
@KingDC Is that your counterargument? xD "This guy is being a dick" "Well you're just insecure, so your point is hereby invalid" *slow clap*
@The Gaming Commitee 2.3million and 100k people death
"As it turned out, the policeman had never seen such an unusual car before"
He says, as the cop drives a Lamborghini
That Scottish policeman sounded like such a nice dude
Best accent ever
3:57 *"Buongiorno" his face after she turns around is priceless!*
0:58 The stig using his god-given constitutional right to remain silent
Never understood the term "god-given"
@@jimmyreece5781 There are certain inalienable rights that all people have a birth. That is guaranteed in the U.S. Constitution, under authority of God and the U.S. Government.
3:19 my favourite clip from the whole thing, just because it’s so fucked up and hilarious that he manages to end a sentence with “into the children.”
As a Albanian it makes me so proud that my favorite tv show once premiered there
5:43 I actually thought that was an AD that had come on mid video 😂
For what? The local slave market?
@@michaelhopkins6610 only for a split second I thought it because of how the music suddenly stopped.
@@michaelhopkins6610 yeah, its thriving as of late.
"Oh crikey, it's the rozzers"
3:57 - grumpy but cute Italian parking cop, James has high school flashback.
there was nothing cute about 3:59. She looks like the orphan grew up
@@stevenfeser4907 she looks like a microwave exploded in her face and she's slightly melted
He was just trying to eat his ice cream
@@stevenfeser4907 she doesn't sleep
Crack addict
3:58 that face of May gets me every time xD
I love how all British people always get sarcastic to police on the sly and its amazing 😂😂🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
And guess what ... it’s the same on the other side... just bought yourself a roadside cavity search
"sadly there was an invention james hadn't considered"
*stig proceeds to use the window wipers
1:42
3:25 “and I saw some ginger ones”
I swear the police in all countries hate the top gear boys!🤣🤣🤣 👮♂️
I think it’s more the fact that they usually drive fancy cars. Not because the cars are fancy but because a certain type of people give others a bad name. Police are watchful.
@@michaelakadap924 It's more that when they go to poorer and more corrupt countries, the police are more corrupt. Like France
1:49
"Sadly there was one invention james hadn't considered."
*Calmy Turns On Wipers*
“Oh no the constabulary” 😂😂😂
2:03 I suspect Jeremy didn’t even know that this was the police man on the bicycle
5:55 best part
The James may bonjourno is so fucking funny honestly 😂😂😂😂
fr
"Oh no, the constabulary"
"Hammond guess who I'm talking to?"
"He's talking to a police man"
‘Highwayman’ would be a more accurate word; £60 is just a robbery.
0:37 I'm dead
“And guess what, it’s the same on the other side” bit of a place to try that on.
"and his hand gestures were not helping" killed me
I dont know why I cracked up so hard when Jeremy pulled out a Bill Oddie mask 🤣
Jeremy’s “I’ve got a different kind of charge” always rings in my mind on that Grand Tour segment
“Look what I’ve got behind me, Bombay 5-0”
Or as James calls them, Bombay 50
I love it every time May says " The Rozzers "
This is all I needed in life
"Lady policeman" 🤣
3:43 "Prepare to look at shoes."
2:40 "we're about to do something illegal to make sure this guy gets slammed with the 'illegal' thing he done".
it's not legal to film the police in every country.
@@bullo247 And that's why you have corruption. No police station is going to be squeaky clean, but the ones who can shut off a camera because of law? They'll have so much more.
"My foot slipped off the clutch"
It's funny how stig handles that situation 😂
0:59
the guy being dead silence makes it funny
5:56 and with that, back to the tent.
Best show in the universe, there will never be one like it.
that “buongiorno” from May just exploded myself
"Heh heh you a funny man"
I seem to find this consistently hilarious
1:50 brilliant
The motor sound is hilarious😂
This may be the best top gear compilation ever😂
Nothing beats this era of top gear
5:28
Six wheels... and guess what ...
This was the greatest show on the planet.