Clarkson, May, Hammond Analogies Compilation

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  • @HarmonicaMustang
    @HarmonicaMustang 3 роки тому +965

    Can we just appreciate the creator extending the clips were the context is needed for the metaphor to make sense?

  • @AKSHAY-bu4ox
    @AKSHAY-bu4ox 3 роки тому +748

    "Its like a making a hardcore adult film and then editing it so it can shown in british hotels, just end up with a half hour close up with bloke's sweaty face"
    -Jennifer Clarkson, sometime in the early to mid 2000's

    • @stegosaurus993
      @stegosaurus993 3 роки тому +47

      Sounds alot like the TV in his review of hotels on "Clarkson"

    • @MirzaAhmed89
      @MirzaAhmed89 3 роки тому +7

      Jennifer?

    • @AKSHAY-bu4ox
      @AKSHAY-bu4ox 3 роки тому +16

      @@MirzaAhmed89 he changed his name to Jennifer

    • @FishbedFive
      @FishbedFive 2 роки тому +3

      @@AKSHAY-bu4ox that has to be a joke

    • @duongnhdn
      @duongnhdn 2 роки тому +21

      @@MirzaAhmed89 Jezza made a bet with Rich that if the Posrche 918 was faster than the Mclaren P1, he would change his name to Jennifer. The face off never happened but Rich and James called him Jennifer anyway.

  • @manvanthgowda
    @manvanthgowda 3 роки тому +588

    "Princess Dianna had one" cracks me up every single time

    • @fabiank485
      @fabiank485 3 роки тому +70

      That was Jeremy's best line ever. No surprise even the camera crew couldn't hold together

    • @cleverusername9369
      @cleverusername9369 3 роки тому +30

      I've never understood the joke

    • @dannyplatt6161
      @dannyplatt6161 3 роки тому +96

      @@cleverusername9369 princess Di did a lot of trying to get rid of landmines in African countries that were killing young children and their families

    • @ic1815
      @ic1815 3 роки тому +15

      @@dannyplatt6161 just reading your comment where you have to explain this makes me laugh out loud when I think of Jeremy’s comment 💀

    • @elsden722
      @elsden722 3 роки тому +8

      Mate, it's the entire build up to it too, also the way Hammond just creases up 🤣

  • @toma6068
    @toma6068 3 роки тому +562

    Jeremy talking about Dillington, where the Manor F1 team is based: "It's exactly like Monte Carlo, except in every single detail"

    • @crazylizard1889
      @crazylizard1889 3 роки тому +17

      DINNINGTON. Respect the shithole where i grew up

    • @Rasscasse
      @Rasscasse 3 роки тому +2

      Ha ha

    • @Finetales
      @Finetales 2 роки тому +14

      I don't remember the episode it was from but Jeremy talking to James: "You look exactly like a racing driver, apart from visually."

    • @samhobbs6517
      @samhobbs6517 2 роки тому +3

      Dinnington*

    • @DLTX1007
      @DLTX1007 11 місяців тому +1

      @@Finetales the grand tour, the episode in china

  • @yashwanthbalakrishnan9100
    @yashwanthbalakrishnan9100 3 роки тому +85

    Every time Jeremy makes a controversial joke, Hammond panics

  • @kwardozz
    @kwardozz 3 роки тому +269

    laugh all you want, but i think James' Ferrari-Cheese comparrasion was spot on

    • @lewishamilton.f1.44
      @lewishamilton.f1.44 3 роки тому +28

      Only he confused himself with it in the process

    • @aliritsch6588
      @aliritsch6588 3 роки тому +9

      I thought I was the only one thinking that way

    • @Finetales
      @Finetales 2 роки тому +7

      Every time I rewatch that bit, I always think of the time Jeremy compared a Ferrari (I think) to poached halibut to Hammond after a power test.

    • @JamaicanCastle
      @JamaicanCastle Рік тому +5

      Except he's wrong about cheesemaking. Unless you're some kind of cheese wizard, you just naturally end up with better and worse batches, and it's not like they're going to just throw out the worse ones.
      I don't know what Ferrari's excuse is though.

  • @fabiank485
    @fabiank485 3 роки тому +301

    8:55 was Clarksons best line ever. No wonder you could hear the camera crew laughing

    • @RoScFan
      @RoScFan 3 роки тому +9

      Please explain the joke to me. i dont understand.

    • @fabiank485
      @fabiank485 3 роки тому +55

      @@RoScFan Princess Diana was quite famous for being against land mines. Therefore he made the joke

    • @RoScFan
      @RoScFan 3 роки тому +17

      @@fabiank485 Thank you, but could you please elaborate on "against land mines"? I mean.... isn't everyone against land mines? How can anyone be in favor of land mines, unless it's in the specific context of a battlefield? Did you mean she campaigned to clear old land mines? Or actually against their use in war or what? I dont get it. I know next to nothing about princess diana, except that her death is like jfk: shrouded in conspiracy theories. But I know next to nothing about her actual life.

    • @fabiank485
      @fabiank485 3 роки тому +36

      @@RoScFan she campaigned against it

    • @isaacsrandomvideos667
      @isaacsrandomvideos667 3 роки тому +2

      haha

  • @hall911guy
    @hall911guy 3 роки тому +77

    James’ snicker after the ‘pubic hair’ and then full on laugh after ‘feces’ is one of my favorite James moments off all time. 😂

  • @sankeesyuck951
    @sankeesyuck951 3 роки тому +102

    "Going into third gear in this gearbox is like trying to swat a fly with a drinking straw." - Clarkson

  • @charlotteSL1453
    @charlotteSL1453 2 роки тому +15

    “It’s like sitting in someone’s ear” because it’s so random and arbitrary, I find that hilarious! 🤣

  • @willlecomber7509
    @willlecomber7509 Рік тому +37

    It’s the metaphors and similes that separate Clarkson, Hammond and May from any other car reviewer, that’s one of the things that makes Top Gear so great

  • @bicyclist2
    @bicyclist2 4 місяці тому +3

    I love it. This is the best Top Gear compilation I've seen. Jeremy did more analogies than Hammond and May. Thank you.

  • @lennyface8195
    @lennyface8195 3 роки тому +99

    Jeremy's murderer quote on the 911 is my personal favorite; I've used to many times to explain to people why I don't like flying.

  • @Jrodsly
    @Jrodsly 3 роки тому +23

    I was hoping for this. One of my favorite compilations.

  • @drwatson221b
    @drwatson221b 3 роки тому +36

    Steven Hawkins- great bloke even though a lot of him doesn't work.

  • @berkkarsi
    @berkkarsi 2 роки тому +16

    Anything of Top Gear can be made into compilations. The resources are limitless.

    • @Rasscasse
      @Rasscasse 2 роки тому

      Yes. But Mustang does it best

  • @jdapaul1351
    @jdapaul1351 3 роки тому +70

    "It would be like having a competition to see who would be the best at invading Poland and Germany coming in last."
    🤣🤣🤣

    • @rdsyafriyar
      @rdsyafriyar 3 роки тому +1

      Ultimately, it took the Soviet Union to have that - as a satellite state, among with most of eastern Europe including a portion of Germany itself.

    • @TheHutchy01
      @TheHutchy01 2 роки тому +1

      I mean it kind of did the first couple of times, the Russian Empire got the most, Austria did second best and Prussia came last

    • @sugarnads
      @sugarnads Рік тому

      The russians could contend them

  • @MordechaiKarp
    @MordechaiKarp 3 роки тому +77

    Can you do a compilation of the lads explaining why rubbish cars are great (old jags, Astons, lotus, Alfas, lancias) "that's a safety feature" "and he's thrown in an entire lorry!"

  • @internetkumquat4542
    @internetkumquat4542 6 місяців тому +3

    I don't think I'd mind a series where Clarkson is just given cars to test and he's not censored on what he can say about it; I truly enjoyed the bits of Top Gear where he tests a car and is just very on the nose about the experience.

  • @HexlGaming
    @HexlGaming 3 роки тому +15

    1:35 Im not a huge supermarket guy but that does looks good. It looks like they are comprised in luxury whilst being able to enjoy each other’s company and their environment. A road-trip on a coast of somewhere sunny with multiple of those sorts of cars with good mates would be absolutely stunning I imagine. And some challenges on the way would vitality the trip. That would be invigorating

  • @Kochiha
    @Kochiha 6 місяців тому +1

    I have an older Jaguar, a 2004 XJ8, and while it's many great things, the commentary at 9:33 has a fair bit of truth to it. While a country pub, much like my Jag, is a nice place to be, the final generation of XJ is all kinds of majestic and amazing. I want it.

  • @jacobbahr9316
    @jacobbahr9316 Рік тому +6

    10:57 I love how Hammond takes his hand off the car when Mr Manlove... I mean John... says 'pubic hairs' and then steps away when he says 'faeces'

  • @JKH133
    @JKH133 3 роки тому +18

    The Barnard Castle line is excellent

  • @TheGrenadier97
    @TheGrenadier97 3 роки тому +10

    8:49 - Yes, he's a true briton

  • @gandurk
    @gandurk 2 роки тому +4

    The tights/stockings comparison is just perfect

  • @KoxenBols
    @KoxenBols 2 роки тому +8

    "Tights and stocking are designed to do exactly the same job, but they don't"
    "I dunno I only wear socks, Jeremy"

  • @se_lfcontrol
    @se_lfcontrol 27 днів тому +1

    0:23 this part gets me everytime

  • @suzukiyakudze2131
    @suzukiyakudze2131 2 роки тому +6

    The people like Jeremy keeping manufacturers work hard in order to compete for quality of cars n more, love this show, n Clarkson is most honest person here about cars, Wich is respected by us, the enthusiasts.by the way I'm American mister Clarkson.

  • @dylanwest723
    @dylanwest723 3 роки тому +18

    Jeremy comparing Stephen hawking with lancia is insanely accurate

  • @huayrarevo
    @huayrarevo 3 роки тому +4

    i love these guys soo very much

  • @hamisharnold8745
    @hamisharnold8745 3 роки тому +15

    I want "wroughty sorbet" or "lung nectar" on a t shirt

    • @Rasscasse
      @Rasscasse 2 роки тому +1

      I think it might be ‘rorty’ ?

  • @olavjorvik94
    @olavjorvik94 3 роки тому +4

    The 959 / F40 is one of my favourite videos😍

  • @Charlzey1998
    @Charlzey1998 3 роки тому +9

    How about a compilation of Top Gears Top Secret testing/development centres! I mean "What could possibly go wrong?"

  • @aryanbhange
    @aryanbhange 8 місяців тому +1

    Robert just won a oscar. Might wanna change the metaphor jeremy

  • @oldskoolraver1079
    @oldskoolraver1079 3 роки тому +26

    The greatest television show that there will ever be. Fawlty towers and Blackadder are a good second and third. Makes you wonder what happened with British television, considering the crap they are producing now.

    • @varolussalsanclar1163
      @varolussalsanclar1163 3 роки тому +4

      Wokeness happened

    • @FatGouf
      @FatGouf 2 роки тому +2

      @@itsamerby4270 lol have you seen the new Dr. Who? It so woke it probably wont go back to sleep even if you strangle it for hours.

    • @MontyCantsin5
      @MontyCantsin5 Рік тому +1

      @varolussalsanclar1163: 🤦

    • @sugarnads
      @sugarnads Рік тому

      Yes (prime) minister has them all covered.

  • @whoeverit9087
    @whoeverit9087 Рік тому +6

    6:55. That didn't age well, did it...

  • @jojosantos1264
    @jojosantos1264 2 роки тому +6

    I absolutely love how Jeremy and James always go on about the war 😂

  • @dave131
    @dave131 3 роки тому +8

    Such great content lol Thanks for doing this even though my fav didn't make the cut :(
    " This is crystal meth, that's some iffy weed "

  • @jamp12008
    @jamp12008 3 роки тому +9

    It's like driving a micra but the view from the window is speeded up 🤣🤣🤣

  • @BostonBoy397
    @BostonBoy397 2 роки тому +2

    I love James saying that he wouldn't know the difference because he wears socks because I think the same way

  • @WvlfDarkfire
    @WvlfDarkfire 3 роки тому +5

    "Like an American motel room" 😆 🤣

  • @macattackk
    @macattackk 2 роки тому +5

    Could you do a ‘when I come to power’ compilation lol

  • @abhisheklakshman3663
    @abhisheklakshman3663 3 роки тому +4

    How could you miss the dog impression of Jeremy for VW UP!

  • @Perceval16
    @Perceval16 3 роки тому +11

    starting up my old shitbox be like 11:00

    • @automation7295
      @automation7295 3 роки тому

      If it's a shitbox, why do you still own it?
      You just hate all cars, as you think all cars are shitboxes when they age.

    • @revolver265
      @revolver265 8 місяців тому +1

      @@automation7295 in the words of Clarkson, "what _are_ you on about?"

    • @automation7295
      @automation7295 4 місяці тому

      @@revolver265 It's official, everyone think all cars are shitboxes when they age

  • @MAGNUM05
    @MAGNUM05 3 роки тому +10

    Is it possible that you can make a compilation of James May being purposely crashed into? No rush, just wondering.

  • @MasterFlores35
    @MasterFlores35 11 місяців тому

    Jezzas face at 1:30 regarding what BIM says 🤣😆

  • @sinnexz
    @sinnexz 3 роки тому +2

    i just realized that "scarlet yohansons lips" is scarlet johanson... @4:05

  • @raven_of_zoso455
    @raven_of_zoso455 3 роки тому +6

    Which of Jezza's legs do you guys think May hates the most?

  • @personfromgermany
    @personfromgermany 3 роки тому +18

    some of these are similies but ill let it slide cos i love these compilations

  • @DeadlyLazer
    @DeadlyLazer Рік тому +1

    Looking at Jeremy test that r33 made me wish they did a jdm special in Japan. I can't believe they never did that in the 20+ years Top Gear/Grand Tour was on.

  • @nordimejia5790
    @nordimejia5790 Рік тому +2

    4:20.... That is Harry's Fulvia, right?

  • @noomanajmal9381
    @noomanajmal9381 3 роки тому +7

    You missed infamous Chrysler Crossfire metaphor

  • @justinguibert4693
    @justinguibert4693 3 роки тому +5

    We need a second episode

  • @bwenzel8525
    @bwenzel8525 7 місяців тому +2

    2:03 That really didn’t age well😬

  • @SWalks2000
    @SWalks2000 3 роки тому +4

    9:42 Did Jeremy Clarkson invent the term bloo before Boris Johnson?

    • @Rasscasse
      @Rasscasse 2 роки тому +1

      I think it’s just how people talk who have been to private school

  • @Barton_Motors_Ltd
    @Barton_Motors_Ltd 3 роки тому +2

    Love that R33 clip.

  • @vidyagaems1653
    @vidyagaems1653 3 роки тому +2

    Hey what car is the one at 13:10 ?

  • @BorisShpilevoy
    @BorisShpilevoy 2 роки тому +1

    What episode was it that James May drove the orange Camaro?

  • @incog_nizant
    @incog_nizant Рік тому +1

    Can you add when Jeremy is driving “The Brutus” and says, “IT’S LIKE TRYING TO DO A CROSSWORD PUZZLE WHILE YOU’RE BEING EATEN BY A TIGER!”

  • @crabmaster8174
    @crabmaster8174 3 роки тому +9

    Sorry to nitpick, but most of these are simile, not metaphors. They say "like" instead of "is" for a lot of these.

    • @decodolly1535
      @decodolly1535 3 роки тому +2

      Thank you! Came to say exactly the same thing.

    • @crabmaster8174
      @crabmaster8174 3 роки тому +1

      @@decodolly1535 All good mate!

    • @Rasscasse
      @Rasscasse 2 роки тому +1

      Even though you are nitpicking, you were not pedantic enough to read the video title properly. Now there is irony for you! 😂

    • @crabmaster8174
      @crabmaster8174 2 роки тому +1

      @@Rasscasse It got updated my friend, thats why it got liked by the poster

  • @L34lXP
    @L34lXP 3 роки тому +1

    @13:36 wich is the model of this lexus?

  • @legocreator1998
    @legocreator1998 3 роки тому +1

    8:36 you wait to see what happens to a house, when it is presented with THIIIIS moving at 400 rpm

  • @jonvia
    @jonvia 11 місяців тому +3

    Such poetry

  • @gaudam514
    @gaudam514 3 роки тому +7

    Slightly different request but can we have a compilation of where top gear uses music by Ludovico Einaudi. They use it fairly frequently and they are in some the best films by top gear ever. The music is absolutely phenomenal. Love the channel

  • @MeAg4in
    @MeAg4in 2 роки тому

    Dear creator/editor I love u

  • @richardw64
    @richardw64 3 роки тому +3

    The new Top Gear doesn't even rate. Thank god for the original team. And thank you Mustang150.

  • @MrGMawson2438
    @MrGMawson2438 3 роки тому +3

    Some of the words Clarkson say's 😆

  • @CrazyLordForever
    @CrazyLordForever 3 роки тому +1

    2:13 anyone know season? ep?

  • @bryalogicalgaming5817
    @bryalogicalgaming5817 11 місяців тому

    These 3 grasping for metaphors and similes is like some huge awkward chicken struggling out of door of its coop. Its always a fight and someone is probably going to lose its feathers.

  • @oversteer_9339
    @oversteer_9339 3 роки тому

    Congrats 13k!!!!

  • @AstolfoCh
    @AstolfoCh 3 роки тому +1

    That COD ref was a nice touch

  • @fermentedfruit
    @fermentedfruit 3 дні тому

    0:25 is hilarious 😂

  • @8ullet_productions
    @8ullet_productions 3 роки тому +1

    0:14 what episode is this one from?

  • @christopherdean1326
    @christopherdean1326 3 роки тому +1

    The guy behind Hammond at 3:22 is wearing a GLOCK cap!! Why? We can't own one over here!

  • @youraveragejoephoto
    @youraveragejoephoto 11 місяців тому +1

    The comment about Steven Hawking being “a great bloke” ended up aging like fine milk real quick recently

  • @josaphatfebrianj.f_works2838
    @josaphatfebrianj.f_works2838 2 роки тому +1

    "that's like going out and buying a Playstation war game that isn't Call Of Duty"
    Battlefield : *hello*

  • @iXlnte
    @iXlnte 3 роки тому +1

    3:28 ‘...because, he’s an American, like you.’

  • @Tetrathegod
    @Tetrathegod 3 роки тому

    2:54 which episode is that ? can you guys tell me ?

    • @Delta_022
      @Delta_022 2 роки тому

      That's the lochdown special for the grand tour on amazon

  • @EyePatchGuy88
    @EyePatchGuy88 3 роки тому +7

    10:30, THAT take aged well....

  • @christianlenik5307
    @christianlenik5307 Рік тому

    1:30 nice cut to the next scene James

  • @skylarsorell9212
    @skylarsorell9212 3 роки тому +2

    Who would've guessed Clarkson was a CoD fan? XD

  • @junkstewy6990
    @junkstewy6990 Рік тому

    you should try doing a peter mandelsson compilation

  • @ph0nkwalk3r
    @ph0nkwalk3r 3 роки тому +5

    best one was that LFA one.

  • @ronanvelarde8072
    @ronanvelarde8072 2 роки тому

    This needs a part2

  • @jonathanedwards4251
    @jonathanedwards4251 3 роки тому +4

    We need a “brown car” compilation. ALL in favor, please hit like.

    • @sugarnads
      @sugarnads Рік тому +1

      Well, thats not gone well...

  • @sv-bk
    @sv-bk 3 роки тому +6

    The Ethiopian well was good!

  • @nielslauridsen2323
    @nielslauridsen2323 3 роки тому

    At 7:17 Hammond is completely inaudible

  • @27twilightmoon
    @27twilightmoon 2 роки тому

    How about a compilation of mentions on politicians?

  • @diobrando6245
    @diobrando6245 2 роки тому

    9:58 got to be my fav

  • @federicocampagnoni
    @federicocampagnoni 3 роки тому

    Hi, where have you found the original videos of the older episodes?

  • @Hoekwew4859
    @Hoekwew4859 3 роки тому

    What car is james may driving? 13:15

    • @RedDogeYT
      @RedDogeYT 3 роки тому

      He’s driving a car from the tv show thunderbirds

    • @chmclips121
      @chmclips121 3 роки тому

      Isn’t it called the Fab 1

    • @RedDogeYT
      @RedDogeYT 3 роки тому

      @@chmclips121 yeah

  • @topgearfan2848
    @topgearfan2848 3 роки тому

    Can you do a James May "Ow" compilation? I'd be happy to help

  • @terraprime4457
    @terraprime4457 2 роки тому +1

    I've never seen a lot of these

  • @some-replies
    @some-replies 2 роки тому

    When I saw the F40 vs 959 episode I fell in love. With both of them. Countach and 512tr and I'm in heaven

    • @sugarnads
      @sugarnads Рік тому

      The 959 was a competitor for thr the mighty 288GTO, however. They compared the wrong, lesser, ferrari.

  • @kallehenningsson3315
    @kallehenningsson3315 3 роки тому +1

    Its like sittning in someones ear-Jeremy Clarkson

  • @timothydylanf.trinidad5822
    @timothydylanf.trinidad5822 Рік тому

    i dont get the princess diana bit. someone explain please?

  • @harshithsadhana7475
    @harshithsadhana7475 3 роки тому +2

    8:55 i never understood what jc meant about princess diana

    • @davidcat1455
      @davidcat1455 3 роки тому +1

      Google Princess Diana and land mines. It will explain it far better than I can

  • @worldwideroamers9227
    @worldwideroamers9227 3 роки тому +2

    8:36 Gold

  • @sugarnads
    @sugarnads Рік тому

    Lung nectar.
    My favourite exgf once said 'breathing is good for your lungs'

  • @ishaqrazaak
    @ishaqrazaak 11 місяців тому +1

    2:01 😬