"Its like a making a hardcore adult film and then editing it so it can shown in british hotels, just end up with a half hour close up with bloke's sweaty face" -Jennifer Clarkson, sometime in the early to mid 2000's
@@MirzaAhmed89 Jezza made a bet with Rich that if the Posrche 918 was faster than the Mclaren P1, he would change his name to Jennifer. The face off never happened but Rich and James called him Jennifer anyway.
Except he's wrong about cheesemaking. Unless you're some kind of cheese wizard, you just naturally end up with better and worse batches, and it's not like they're going to just throw out the worse ones. I don't know what Ferrari's excuse is though.
@@fabiank485 Thank you, but could you please elaborate on "against land mines"? I mean.... isn't everyone against land mines? How can anyone be in favor of land mines, unless it's in the specific context of a battlefield? Did you mean she campaigned to clear old land mines? Or actually against their use in war or what? I dont get it. I know next to nothing about princess diana, except that her death is like jfk: shrouded in conspiracy theories. But I know next to nothing about her actual life.
It’s the metaphors and similes that separate Clarkson, Hammond and May from any other car reviewer, that’s one of the things that makes Top Gear so great
Can you do a compilation of the lads explaining why rubbish cars are great (old jags, Astons, lotus, Alfas, lancias) "that's a safety feature" "and he's thrown in an entire lorry!"
I don't think I'd mind a series where Clarkson is just given cars to test and he's not censored on what he can say about it; I truly enjoyed the bits of Top Gear where he tests a car and is just very on the nose about the experience.
1:35 Im not a huge supermarket guy but that does looks good. It looks like they are comprised in luxury whilst being able to enjoy each other’s company and their environment. A road-trip on a coast of somewhere sunny with multiple of those sorts of cars with good mates would be absolutely stunning I imagine. And some challenges on the way would vitality the trip. That would be invigorating
I have an older Jaguar, a 2004 XJ8, and while it's many great things, the commentary at 9:33 has a fair bit of truth to it. While a country pub, much like my Jag, is a nice place to be, the final generation of XJ is all kinds of majestic and amazing. I want it.
The people like Jeremy keeping manufacturers work hard in order to compete for quality of cars n more, love this show, n Clarkson is most honest person here about cars, Wich is respected by us, the enthusiasts.by the way I'm American mister Clarkson.
The greatest television show that there will ever be. Fawlty towers and Blackadder are a good second and third. Makes you wonder what happened with British television, considering the crap they are producing now.
Looking at Jeremy test that r33 made me wish they did a jdm special in Japan. I can't believe they never did that in the 20+ years Top Gear/Grand Tour was on.
Slightly different request but can we have a compilation of where top gear uses music by Ludovico Einaudi. They use it fairly frequently and they are in some the best films by top gear ever. The music is absolutely phenomenal. Love the channel
These 3 grasping for metaphors and similes is like some huge awkward chicken struggling out of door of its coop. Its always a fight and someone is probably going to lose its feathers.
Can we just appreciate the creator extending the clips were the context is needed for the metaphor to make sense?
"Its like a making a hardcore adult film and then editing it so it can shown in british hotels, just end up with a half hour close up with bloke's sweaty face"
-Jennifer Clarkson, sometime in the early to mid 2000's
Sounds alot like the TV in his review of hotels on "Clarkson"
Jennifer?
@@MirzaAhmed89 he changed his name to Jennifer
@@AKSHAY-bu4ox that has to be a joke
@@MirzaAhmed89 Jezza made a bet with Rich that if the Posrche 918 was faster than the Mclaren P1, he would change his name to Jennifer. The face off never happened but Rich and James called him Jennifer anyway.
"Princess Dianna had one" cracks me up every single time
That was Jeremy's best line ever. No surprise even the camera crew couldn't hold together
I've never understood the joke
@@cleverusername9369 princess Di did a lot of trying to get rid of landmines in African countries that were killing young children and their families
@@dannyplatt6161 just reading your comment where you have to explain this makes me laugh out loud when I think of Jeremy’s comment 💀
Mate, it's the entire build up to it too, also the way Hammond just creases up 🤣
Jeremy talking about Dillington, where the Manor F1 team is based: "It's exactly like Monte Carlo, except in every single detail"
DINNINGTON. Respect the shithole where i grew up
Ha ha
I don't remember the episode it was from but Jeremy talking to James: "You look exactly like a racing driver, apart from visually."
Dinnington*
@@Finetales the grand tour, the episode in china
Every time Jeremy makes a controversial joke, Hammond panics
laugh all you want, but i think James' Ferrari-Cheese comparrasion was spot on
Only he confused himself with it in the process
I thought I was the only one thinking that way
Every time I rewatch that bit, I always think of the time Jeremy compared a Ferrari (I think) to poached halibut to Hammond after a power test.
Except he's wrong about cheesemaking. Unless you're some kind of cheese wizard, you just naturally end up with better and worse batches, and it's not like they're going to just throw out the worse ones.
I don't know what Ferrari's excuse is though.
8:55 was Clarksons best line ever. No wonder you could hear the camera crew laughing
Please explain the joke to me. i dont understand.
@@RoScFan Princess Diana was quite famous for being against land mines. Therefore he made the joke
@@fabiank485 Thank you, but could you please elaborate on "against land mines"? I mean.... isn't everyone against land mines? How can anyone be in favor of land mines, unless it's in the specific context of a battlefield? Did you mean she campaigned to clear old land mines? Or actually against their use in war or what? I dont get it. I know next to nothing about princess diana, except that her death is like jfk: shrouded in conspiracy theories. But I know next to nothing about her actual life.
@@RoScFan she campaigned against it
haha
James’ snicker after the ‘pubic hair’ and then full on laugh after ‘feces’ is one of my favorite James moments off all time. 😂
"Going into third gear in this gearbox is like trying to swat a fly with a drinking straw." - Clarkson
“It’s like sitting in someone’s ear” because it’s so random and arbitrary, I find that hilarious! 🤣
It’s the metaphors and similes that separate Clarkson, Hammond and May from any other car reviewer, that’s one of the things that makes Top Gear so great
I love it. This is the best Top Gear compilation I've seen. Jeremy did more analogies than Hammond and May. Thank you.
Jeremy's murderer quote on the 911 is my personal favorite; I've used to many times to explain to people why I don't like flying.
Flying isn't dangerous.
@@MirzaAhmed89
Falling is
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I was hoping for this. One of my favorite compilations.
Steven Hawkins- great bloke even though a lot of him doesn't work.
Anything of Top Gear can be made into compilations. The resources are limitless.
Yes. But Mustang does it best
"It would be like having a competition to see who would be the best at invading Poland and Germany coming in last."
🤣🤣🤣
Ultimately, it took the Soviet Union to have that - as a satellite state, among with most of eastern Europe including a portion of Germany itself.
I mean it kind of did the first couple of times, the Russian Empire got the most, Austria did second best and Prussia came last
The russians could contend them
Can you do a compilation of the lads explaining why rubbish cars are great (old jags, Astons, lotus, Alfas, lancias) "that's a safety feature" "and he's thrown in an entire lorry!"
I don't think I'd mind a series where Clarkson is just given cars to test and he's not censored on what he can say about it; I truly enjoyed the bits of Top Gear where he tests a car and is just very on the nose about the experience.
1:35 Im not a huge supermarket guy but that does looks good. It looks like they are comprised in luxury whilst being able to enjoy each other’s company and their environment. A road-trip on a coast of somewhere sunny with multiple of those sorts of cars with good mates would be absolutely stunning I imagine. And some challenges on the way would vitality the trip. That would be invigorating
I have an older Jaguar, a 2004 XJ8, and while it's many great things, the commentary at 9:33 has a fair bit of truth to it. While a country pub, much like my Jag, is a nice place to be, the final generation of XJ is all kinds of majestic and amazing. I want it.
10:57 I love how Hammond takes his hand off the car when Mr Manlove... I mean John... says 'pubic hairs' and then steps away when he says 'faeces'
The Barnard Castle line is excellent
8:49 - Yes, he's a true briton
The tights/stockings comparison is just perfect
"Tights and stocking are designed to do exactly the same job, but they don't"
"I dunno I only wear socks, Jeremy"
Checkmate!
0:23 this part gets me everytime
The people like Jeremy keeping manufacturers work hard in order to compete for quality of cars n more, love this show, n Clarkson is most honest person here about cars, Wich is respected by us, the enthusiasts.by the way I'm American mister Clarkson.
Jeremy comparing Stephen hawking with lancia is insanely accurate
i love these guys soo very much
I want "wroughty sorbet" or "lung nectar" on a t shirt
I think it might be ‘rorty’ ?
The 959 / F40 is one of my favourite videos😍
How about a compilation of Top Gears Top Secret testing/development centres! I mean "What could possibly go wrong?"
Robert just won a oscar. Might wanna change the metaphor jeremy
The greatest television show that there will ever be. Fawlty towers and Blackadder are a good second and third. Makes you wonder what happened with British television, considering the crap they are producing now.
Wokeness happened
@@itsamerby4270 lol have you seen the new Dr. Who? It so woke it probably wont go back to sleep even if you strangle it for hours.
@varolussalsanclar1163: 🤦
Yes (prime) minister has them all covered.
6:55. That didn't age well, did it...
I absolutely love how Jeremy and James always go on about the war 😂
Such great content lol Thanks for doing this even though my fav didn't make the cut :(
" This is crystal meth, that's some iffy weed "
It's like driving a micra but the view from the window is speeded up 🤣🤣🤣
I love James saying that he wouldn't know the difference because he wears socks because I think the same way
"Like an American motel room" 😆 🤣
Could you do a ‘when I come to power’ compilation lol
How could you miss the dog impression of Jeremy for VW UP!
starting up my old shitbox be like 11:00
If it's a shitbox, why do you still own it?
You just hate all cars, as you think all cars are shitboxes when they age.
@@automation7295 in the words of Clarkson, "what _are_ you on about?"
@@revolver265 It's official, everyone think all cars are shitboxes when they age
Is it possible that you can make a compilation of James May being purposely crashed into? No rush, just wondering.
Jezzas face at 1:30 regarding what BIM says 🤣😆
i just realized that "scarlet yohansons lips" is scarlet johanson... @4:05
Which of Jezza's legs do you guys think May hates the most?
Right
some of these are similies but ill let it slide cos i love these compilations
Read the title genius
They are like similes
Looking at Jeremy test that r33 made me wish they did a jdm special in Japan. I can't believe they never did that in the 20+ years Top Gear/Grand Tour was on.
4:20.... That is Harry's Fulvia, right?
You missed infamous Chrysler Crossfire metaphor
We need a second episode
2:03 That really didn’t age well😬
9:42 Did Jeremy Clarkson invent the term bloo before Boris Johnson?
I think it’s just how people talk who have been to private school
Love that R33 clip.
Hey what car is the one at 13:10 ?
What episode was it that James May drove the orange Camaro?
Can you add when Jeremy is driving “The Brutus” and says, “IT’S LIKE TRYING TO DO A CROSSWORD PUZZLE WHILE YOU’RE BEING EATEN BY A TIGER!”
Sorry to nitpick, but most of these are simile, not metaphors. They say "like" instead of "is" for a lot of these.
Thank you! Came to say exactly the same thing.
@@decodolly1535 All good mate!
Even though you are nitpicking, you were not pedantic enough to read the video title properly. Now there is irony for you! 😂
@@Rasscasse It got updated my friend, thats why it got liked by the poster
@13:36 wich is the model of this lexus?
LFA
8:36 you wait to see what happens to a house, when it is presented with THIIIIS moving at 400 rpm
Such poetry
Slightly different request but can we have a compilation of where top gear uses music by Ludovico Einaudi. They use it fairly frequently and they are in some the best films by top gear ever. The music is absolutely phenomenal. Love the channel
Dear creator/editor I love u
The new Top Gear doesn't even rate. Thank god for the original team. And thank you Mustang150.
Some of the words Clarkson say's 😆
2:13 anyone know season? ep?
These 3 grasping for metaphors and similes is like some huge awkward chicken struggling out of door of its coop. Its always a fight and someone is probably going to lose its feathers.
Congrats 13k!!!!
That COD ref was a nice touch
0:25 is hilarious 😂
0:14 what episode is this one from?
Series 2 Episode 2
@@yudhabagaskara98 Thanks!
The guy behind Hammond at 3:22 is wearing a GLOCK cap!! Why? We can't own one over here!
Is thar GLOCK? Is that GLOCK!?
The comment about Steven Hawking being “a great bloke” ended up aging like fine milk real quick recently
"that's like going out and buying a Playstation war game that isn't Call Of Duty"
Battlefield : *hello*
3:28 ‘...because, he’s an American, like you.’
2:54 which episode is that ? can you guys tell me ?
That's the lochdown special for the grand tour on amazon
10:30, THAT take aged well....
1:30 nice cut to the next scene James
Who would've guessed Clarkson was a CoD fan? XD
you should try doing a peter mandelsson compilation
best one was that LFA one.
This needs a part2
We need a “brown car” compilation. ALL in favor, please hit like.
Well, thats not gone well...
The Ethiopian well was good!
At 7:17 Hammond is completely inaudible
How about a compilation of mentions on politicians?
9:58 got to be my fav
Hi, where have you found the original videos of the older episodes?
What car is james may driving? 13:15
He’s driving a car from the tv show thunderbirds
Isn’t it called the Fab 1
@@chmclips121 yeah
Can you do a James May "Ow" compilation? I'd be happy to help
I've never seen a lot of these
When I saw the F40 vs 959 episode I fell in love. With both of them. Countach and 512tr and I'm in heaven
The 959 was a competitor for thr the mighty 288GTO, however. They compared the wrong, lesser, ferrari.
Its like sittning in someones ear-Jeremy Clarkson
i dont get the princess diana bit. someone explain please?
8:55 i never understood what jc meant about princess diana
Google Princess Diana and land mines. It will explain it far better than I can
8:36 Gold
Lung nectar.
My favourite exgf once said 'breathing is good for your lungs'
2:01 😬