I'm a Blacksmith That Only Makes Erotic Swords - Fantasy Blacksmith gameplay - Let's Game It Out

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  • @LetsGameItOut
    @LetsGameItOut  5 років тому +8013

    Hey everyone, sorry the video is on the darker side! I tried to blast the brightness as much as possible but will see if I can find ways around this kind of dramatic lighting in the future.

    • @MarioKarasuma
      @MarioKarasuma 5 років тому +97

      Kinda like the last GoT episode

    • @inflames5725
      @inflames5725 5 років тому +34

      @@MarioKarasuma 10/10

    • @lonelytylenol9362
      @lonelytylenol9362 5 років тому +96

      "Beat on it for a while until it gets soft" 😂😂😂

    • @dimitar4y
      @dimitar4y 5 років тому +9

      Black Belt sorvi Hero. Look it up.

    • @Scrootcher1
      @Scrootcher1 5 років тому +17

      THE DARK SIDE IS STRONG IN YOU

  • @trentoncook8719
    @trentoncook8719 4 роки тому +8928

    As somebody who blacksmiths/forges knives I can confirm that every time he says, "Where the hell did I leave my hammer." actually happens more often than you would think. Also, "Oh shit." is a pretty common one as well

    • @darrenaqilawangsech8652
      @darrenaqilawangsech8652 4 роки тому +107

      lmao 😂

    • @reudaniel4776
      @reudaniel4776 4 роки тому +167

      And just realizes this was a year ago

    • @Jonasty00
      @Jonasty00 4 роки тому +81

      Reu Daniel good sir this comment was 7 months ago, are you from the future 0.o?

    • @reudaniel4776
      @reudaniel4776 4 роки тому +47

      I mean when the video was published and I am good sir

    • @Red-fu5nb
      @Red-fu5nb 4 роки тому +62

      I have a friend who is a blacksmith and I confirm this is 100% what it looks like.

  • @max-bromberg
    @max-bromberg 5 років тому +3028

    First person template is from the unreal engine first person starter blueprint and it's hilarious that the text entity wasn't removed.

    • @ericwood3709
      @ericwood3709 5 років тому +285

      Not surprising. This is one of countless silly little projects created by someone with more ideas than ability in designing games.

    • @MouthyKnight
      @MouthyKnight 5 років тому +238

      @@ericwood3709 sometimes the best games come from buggy good ideas!

    • @ericwood3709
      @ericwood3709 5 років тому +72

      @@MouthyKnight In this case, the idea needs to be in better hands. :)

    • @ExEBoss
      @ExEBoss 5 років тому +18

      *@Eric Wood* And maybe a bit more like real smithing.

    • @MouthyKnight
      @MouthyKnight 5 років тому +32

      @@ericwood3709 right lol it should be passed on. You realize that not everyone in the game design process is a programmer right?

  • @Verrisin
    @Verrisin 5 років тому +15677

    lol, sending this guy a game is like free testing, to see what are all the things that can break, that you never thought of XD

    • @sadcat520
      @sadcat520 5 років тому +681

      Martin Verrisin for real this dude is easily the best bug finder

    • @UnlimitedFlyers
      @UnlimitedFlyers 5 років тому +350

      I wouldn't be surprised to find out he has experience in QA with some triple-A company.

    • @MrFunkhauser
      @MrFunkhauser 5 років тому +151

      it was pretty easy for this game since everything is apparently broken

    • @kemanorel3110
      @kemanorel3110 5 років тому +45

      He's like HelixSnake with a sexier voice.

    • @qwerty9118
      @qwerty9118 5 років тому +16

      @@MrFunkhauser no hes just that good

  • @imapopo2924
    @imapopo2924 Рік тому +200

    This was my first LGIO video a couple years ago and dear lord has it been a ride since then....
    Josh, you absolute madman, never change.

  • @sykn5422
    @sykn5422 4 роки тому +1582

    Seeing the rare moments of Josh losing his patience is weirdly satisfying.

  • @kyleh3615
    @kyleh3615 4 роки тому +1360

    3:17
    This is why all blacksmiths have like 8 sets of tongs
    You will drop them in the quenching bucket eventually

    • @vinyldash2333
      @vinyldash2333 3 роки тому +25

      Welders too.

    • @kyleh3615
      @kyleh3615 3 роки тому +45

      I've never really used tongs for welding
      I did once welding my grounding clamp to whatever I was welding though

    • @danthiel8623
      @danthiel8623 2 роки тому +15

      It's not a matter of if it a matter of when.

    • @michaelcreech8957
      @michaelcreech8957 2 роки тому +3

      is it bad to take them back out?

    • @neoqwerty
      @neoqwerty 2 роки тому +26

      @@michaelcreech8957 With bare hands, yes. It's the "make the water hot to make the really hot metal that turns some of the water into steam on contact less hot" bucket you dropped the tongs into, after all.

  • @carteradams43
    @carteradams43 4 роки тому +529

    love how you both have a templar shield and a roman flag in the same building
    game can't even tell when/where it takes place

    • @echosaber7655
      @echosaber7655 3 роки тому +51

      And you open the door seeing those character images in front of you……
      I think this is a “trying to make as much people finding their favorite stuffs in here” scenario

    • @miqnight7601
      @miqnight7601 2 роки тому +42

      Ah yes the Roman forge. Equipped with a modern oven thermometer.

    • @LukeLenn0n
      @LukeLenn0n 2 роки тому +34

      Actually it's 8563. The player character is, unbeknownst to them, part of a history experiment to recreate parts of medieval life based on the little records humanity still has of it.

    • @snakewithapen5489
      @snakewithapen5489 2 роки тому +22

      @@LukeLenn0n ahh, that explains the elf people. Humanity must have evolved larger ears so we can hear the solar activity oncoming

  • @justin2308
    @justin2308 3 роки тому +803

    “Is this the way to the bedchambers.”
    It’s nice to see you had your priorities straight. 🤣

    • @myluckymadness8041
      @myluckymadness8041 7 місяців тому

      no one like this comment we need to keep the number at 666.

  • @TheJimmyp427
    @TheJimmyp427 2 роки тому +180

    I love that the first few minutes are just what it would be like to be an apprentice blacksmith. "Whoops I dropped something and I can't see..." "oh no, I dropped the tongs in the water!"

  • @reydion1648
    @reydion1648 5 років тому +5462

    you know Josh
    you’d make a great game debugger

    • @Iamthesuperest
      @Iamthesuperest 5 років тому +179

      Reydion he wouldn’t report them

    • @nuthinnew
      @nuthinnew 5 років тому +112

      My guess is he is one

    • @AndrewPalafox1
      @AndrewPalafox1 5 років тому +56

      NuthinNew he supposedly has some experience working at startups so

    • @noodles1291
      @noodles1291 5 років тому +80

      NuthinNew this is kinda late but I’m guessing why that’s why some devs send him early access keys

    • @MikeBertelsenDK
      @MikeBertelsenDK 4 роки тому +34

      I doubt he can debug a game but he can darn well QA it!

  • @killaonmoco
    @killaonmoco 5 років тому +155

    My favorite was when you accessed the shop thing and then took the supply lift for a ride. As a new game designer you are a treat to watch and help provide me with insight on just how broken my new games can be. Keep it up man! I hope they take all your meaningful feedback from this video and use it.

    • @leonardblazevic3118
      @leonardblazevic3118 4 роки тому +9

      good luck with the games

    • @vilkommen
      @vilkommen 3 роки тому +7

      Send him a free key and you get a free tester :p and also a new vid porbaly :p

  • @butterfrog0
    @butterfrog0 4 роки тому +65

    6:00 As someone who has done a fair amount of blacksmithing, "where the hell is my hammer" is a very common phrase

  • @orangeystudios2070
    @orangeystudios2070 3 роки тому +315

    “You beat on it until it gets soft.” Yes. Yes indeed.

  • @maedorro
    @maedorro 4 роки тому +478

    The rinmaru dress up characters triggered my fight or flight response

  • @insomniacraccoon
    @insomniacraccoon 5 років тому +6465

    im CRYING the characters are literally from an anime dress up game

    • @chichialmeida1680
      @chichialmeida1680 5 років тому +556

      I was literally looking for this comment lmfao I know that dressup style anywhere rinmarugames! 🤣

    • @ursulapangilinan5392
      @ursulapangilinan5392 5 років тому +204

      Pleasant Ne Zu Mi pretty sure, this is a early early look into the game, so they’re probs placeholders

    • @lunacris5870
      @lunacris5870 4 роки тому +318

      realistic things and anime things mixed together make a hideous thing

    • @theglowstick3572
      @theglowstick3572 4 роки тому +42

      I'm happy I'm not the only one who noticed this 😂😂😂

    • @leehee9558
      @leehee9558 4 роки тому +21

      I was weezing too!

  • @Yushimasu1
    @Yushimasu1 5 років тому +624

    The way you escaped the room was brilliant.

  • @lifewithguada
    @lifewithguada 3 роки тому +123

    After discovering this man and binge watching him for a bit, i've finally seen his patience wearing towards the end, life is good

  • @goldpegasusfantasy
    @goldpegasusfantasy 4 роки тому +73

    13:33 Your swords are made so that the owner's opponent always wins.

  • @Didrik_B
    @Didrik_B 5 років тому +2299

    The fact you only have around 800 subs is baffling. You deserve wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy more
    Edit: Okay guys I get it, he has a bunch more now. I dont need 500 notifications about it

    • @LetsGameItOut
      @LetsGameItOut  5 років тому +617

      Thanks friend! The climb is slow but fulfilling!

    • @UnworthyChicken
      @UnworthyChicken 5 років тому +128

      4.5k now slowly going up.

    • @zrobotics
      @zrobotics 5 років тому +141

      @@UnworthyChicken 10k, apparently the algorithm just loves him right now

    • @seanr7297
      @seanr7297 5 років тому +41

      now at 11k and growing fast

    • @jarmo7689
      @jarmo7689 5 років тому +55

      @@seanr7297 holy shit this man is growing fast. 15k now

  • @gamedevluna
    @gamedevluna 5 років тому +719

    Hey Josh, I don't normally enjoy watching other people play games, but I've gotta say I've been enjoying your videos tremendously. Your sense of humor is right up my alley and it's very interesting seeing all these games that I would probably not buy for myself. I eagerly await each new video!

    • @LetsGameItOut
      @LetsGameItOut  5 років тому +145

      Thank you for the kind words, friend. I am honored that you've enjoyed my videos and hope to make you laugh with future ones as well!

    • @tob19
      @tob19 4 роки тому +9

      Let's Game It Out wait you had like just 800 subs back then? Damn you really did well, but you deserved it. Keep entertaining!

    • @gamedevluna
      @gamedevluna 4 роки тому +6

      @@tob19 Around 300 when I subscribed (around the start of that year, I think). Josh has come a long way in such a short amount of time!

    • @nicholaswalker2395
      @nicholaswalker2395 4 роки тому +1

      @@LetsGameItOut in my opinion ur one of the best gaming UA-camrs out there

    • @thereoc
      @thereoc 3 роки тому

      600th like

  • @allaneaton37
    @allaneaton37 4 роки тому +112

    This man turned a professional grade blacksmiths shop into a medieval adult toy store

  • @chocolatecake2122
    @chocolatecake2122 2 роки тому +22

    0:46 The fact this was made in 2019 is crazy

  • @fransthefox9682
    @fransthefox9682 2 роки тому +16

    I love how this game is as faithful to sword making as Jurassic World to real dinosaurs.

  • @Solairzz
    @Solairzz 4 роки тому +2740

    The reason why you get early access is because your great at finding what you can do wrong
    Edit: like litterly game companies are basically getting him to test their games without paying him

    • @ghostboi7454
      @ghostboi7454 3 роки тому +84

      SO THEY CAN FIX THE BUGS!!!!

    • @yogurt7918
      @yogurt7918 3 роки тому +38

      That… that’s what a tester is…

    • @faustusliviuspraetextatus6773
      @faustusliviuspraetextatus6773 3 роки тому +72

      @@yogurt7918 yea but who else but josh that can break even games that have been released?

    • @yogurt7918
      @yogurt7918 3 роки тому +31

      @@faustusliviuspraetextatus6773 welcome to the internet, where everyone abuses glitches.

    • @falseify3693
      @falseify3693 3 роки тому +5

      Das a good theory

  • @squishybrick
    @squishybrick 4 роки тому +4665

    What a powerhouse dual-dynamic this game has.
    Fire and brimstone blacksmithing downstairs.
    Dating simulator elf boys upstairs.

    • @axelundin5944
      @axelundin5944 4 роки тому +118

      The way you escaped the room was brilliant.

    • @strangerontheinternet7358
      @strangerontheinternet7358 3 роки тому +87

      ngl i wouldnt mind a dating sim where they’re the love interest edit: they’re from a dress up game dont hmu

    • @thereoc
      @thereoc 3 роки тому +15

      Had me dead 😂

    • @threecutepl8754
      @threecutepl8754 3 роки тому +15

      Translated comment
      Werid gaem
      Minecraft nether fortress
      ELPh BOIZZZZ

    • @VincentGonzalezVeg
      @VincentGonzalezVeg 3 роки тому +20

      UwU

  • @Mythonaut
    @Mythonaut 4 роки тому +151

    I feel a disturbance in the force, as if a thousand blacksmiths cried out and were suddenly silenced

  • @cuddlesthefoxdeer
    @cuddlesthefoxdeer Рік тому +8

    13:15 Josh is like some kind of Turkish blacksmith, throwing and catching the sword around all fancy-like

  • @beebitbit3080
    @beebitbit3080 3 роки тому +55

    *oh my god the people are from rinmaru anime avatar maker-*

  • @StreamdancerSmurgle
    @StreamdancerSmurgle 5 років тому +830

    6:45 It kills me that you're hammering it on the X-axis, and it's getting thinner on the Y-axis...

    • @renakunisaki
      @renakunisaki 5 років тому +57

      I like the part where it gets thinner on the opposite edge.

    • @voodoomoth
      @voodoomoth 4 роки тому +2

      Omg 🤣🤣

    • @elpatrico2562
      @elpatrico2562 4 роки тому +7

      This game's reality is somewhat similar to the mobile game called "Forge Ahead".

    • @estebancollazo5726
      @estebancollazo5726 4 роки тому +12

      "I need to make a sword first, then make damask pattern"
      Me, knowing how to make damask steel from my smith father: scream into the void

    • @Carlos-ln1lx
      @Carlos-ln1lx 4 роки тому +4

      @@estebancollazo5726 "damask"..... gotta call bs on that

  • @Cyphynte
    @Cyphynte 4 роки тому +348

    I'm crying, the anime dress up game has returned to haunt my nightmares one again.

  • @alexangelkitten433
    @alexangelkitten433 4 роки тому +231

    that moment when your partner seduces you into bed and pulls out a sword he bought from a blacksmith's dungeon

  • @Connorses
    @Connorses 5 років тому +970

    OK I can immediately tell that this is a fantasy world because the blacksmith is in the basement where he has minimum ventilation.

    • @Llortnerof
      @Llortnerof 5 років тому +122

      It's not like the first floor has any, either. That entire building seems extremely unfit for a smithy.
      Also, why is he a blacksmith if he only makes swords? Wouldn't that make him a blade- or swordsmith?

    • @michaeledmunds7266
      @michaeledmunds7266 4 роки тому +181

      @@chiptuna8292 "They made me the town blacksmith. Not because I'm good at it, but because I was the only black man named Smith"

    • @herscher1297
      @herscher1297 4 роки тому +5

      He was also smithing bronze

    • @Sweetie.21
      @Sweetie.21 4 роки тому +6

      Memento Mori, buddy.

    • @herscher1297
      @herscher1297 4 роки тому +2

      @@Sweetie.21 no, im god

  • @spruce9054
    @spruce9054 4 роки тому +352

    “ I’m a blacksmith that only makes erotic swords.”
    so just... swords?

    • @kalesmith4092
      @kalesmith4092 3 роки тому +13

      Excuse me?

    • @thereoc
      @thereoc 3 роки тому +12

      @@kalesmith4092 Don’t worry, he will excuse you.

    • @boredjustchillin6720
      @boredjustchillin6720 3 роки тому +1

      Euphemism?

    • @michaelcherokee8906
      @michaelcherokee8906 2 роки тому +3

      I mean, according to Freud (the great galumphing quack that he was), all weapons represent phalluses. So no, but actually yeah?

  • @redheadrogue
    @redheadrogue 5 років тому +309

    I laughed so hard when he opened the door to the customer. I've literally used that EXACT anime avatar character creator before, I'm dying XD

    • @fuery.
      @fuery. 2 роки тому

      Stolen comment

    • @redheadrogue
      @redheadrogue 2 роки тому

      @@fuery. Wow, someone stole it??? That's rude... thanks for the heads up

  • @cjrockband
    @cjrockband 3 роки тому +55

    "Good news, this clock is in real time."
    Oh god why

  • @thesealeviathan4643
    @thesealeviathan4643 3 роки тому +104

    Some random father elf: Happy birthday, son, I got you this sword made purely from Damascus steel.
    The son, a geologist: that not Damascus.

    • @JJAB91
      @JJAB91 2 роки тому +8

      ...why would a geologist know about bladesmithing techniques?

    • @b.o.tcoromat919
      @b.o.tcoromat919 Рік тому

      @@JJAB91 its a fantasy metal.

    • @ebutuoytikcus4352
      @ebutuoytikcus4352 Рік тому +3

      ​@@b.o.tcoromat919Damascus isn't a fantasy metal...

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 3 місяці тому

      It's Dumbasskus? *that sounds a lot ruder than I meant

  • @enjitodoroki202
    @enjitodoroki202 5 років тому +144

    11:32 I love that JackSmith is the #8 best blacksmith. I love that someone picked that name.

    • @FodderMoosie
      @FodderMoosie 5 років тому +2

      Ohhh dang I forgot about that game.

    • @lyca7016
      @lyca7016 5 років тому +4

      Pretty sure those are NPC "other shops" to compete against.

    • @kyros2714
      @kyros2714 5 років тому +1

      @@FodderMoosie is it the coolmath game

    • @melledevries4685
      @melledevries4685 5 років тому +6

      It's a Flipline Studios game, I believe. Also #9 is Gendry from A Song of Ice and Fire.

    • @NaughtyLamb
      @NaughtyLamb 5 років тому +4

      Also Rika Shinozaki is the smith from Sword Art Online

  • @gyron59
    @gyron59 5 років тому +558

    "So what do you do for a living living?"
    "Oh I break video games."

    • @darrenaqilawangsech8652
      @darrenaqilawangsech8652 4 роки тому

      you typed living twice

    • @soughtsdad6628
      @soughtsdad6628 4 роки тому +2

      "first person template" LOL he didnt delete the text in the template

    • @Arterexius
      @Arterexius 3 роки тому +1

      @@darrenaqilawangsech8652 That's so all the people who asks for him getting a real job job, can understand it

  • @submarinemagnet7965
    @submarinemagnet7965 4 роки тому +192

    7:49
    Josh: "Hey come back here, don't you wanna be a full sword?"
    Thingy: "I waNnA bE a MiSsiLe"

  • @Zappygunshot
    @Zappygunshot 3 роки тому +10

    "I knew exactly how this would go [...] but for some reason I didn't anticipate that I'd be so bad at it"
    That's a mood right there.

  • @taquisha4377
    @taquisha4377 3 роки тому +33

    I am convinced you're a bug tester for every game that comes out

  • @ninonsand1
    @ninonsand1 5 років тому +355

    Not only do you work underground but also with like no light lol

    • @LetsGameItOut
      @LetsGameItOut  5 років тому +48

      Haha yeah. Blacksmithy by basically candlelight!

    • @Kurokubi
      @Kurokubi 4 роки тому +1

      Were you saying he lives in a basement or just commenting on the game?
      (My terrible attempt at a joke)

  • @Queue3612
    @Queue3612 5 років тому +745

    "first person template" LOL he didnt delete the text in the template

    • @emche852
      @emche852 5 років тому +66

      Maybe he didn't expect someone to
      RIDE THIS FREAKIN' DELIVERY ELEVATOR
      X))

    • @Tsukinotaku
      @Tsukinotaku 5 років тому +31

      @@emche852 Come on. It's obvious that someone would go into the elevator thingy that goes nowhere.

    • @OnEiNsAnEmOtHeRfUcKa
      @OnEiNsAnEmOtHeRfUcKa 5 років тому +84

      @@emche852 Rule #1 of game design: Expect your players to try and break absolutely everything for no reason other than because they can.

    • @petervansan1054
      @petervansan1054 5 років тому +5

      maybe he should have fucking programmed it himself and not buying crap from unity store, fucking asset flippers

    • @aronaronaronaronaronaronaronar
      @aronaronaronaronaronaronaronar 5 років тому +3

      if i remember correctly when you make an unreal project and go with the default stuff u get this sooooo

  • @JackieG8991
    @JackieG8991 5 років тому +480

    Lmaooo they used the Manga Creator anime characters from those dress up games. (it's called Rinmaru Games: Manga Creator Fantasy World or Rinmaru Anime avatar creator)

    • @crimsondragon4025
      @crimsondragon4025 5 років тому +69

      I laughed the first time when i saw that. i immediately knew where they got the "buyers" lol. i actually use that creator when im bored as hell.

    • @wyster14
      @wyster14 5 років тому +11

      I had horrible flashbacks to Kik rp chats in 2017

    • @aprilbennett4161
      @aprilbennett4161 5 років тому +9

      Yeah... It's amusing, but I'm pretty sure this counts as theft.

    • @KeaveMind
      @KeaveMind 4 роки тому +14

      @@aprilbennett4161 the game isnt finished so these were used as placeholder images.

    • @greeninja5991
      @greeninja5991 3 роки тому

      @@KeaveMind i think that it still is in the final version

  • @cazador7131
    @cazador7131 3 роки тому +16

    I'm a blacksmith. If you listen to DOOM music while doing it you will notice a substantial improvement in the final product.

  • @JamesHock
    @JamesHock 4 роки тому +27

    Josh's angry humming is hilarious

  • @SingleWhiteRoses
    @SingleWhiteRoses 4 роки тому +242

    Not gonna lie. If this was made in VR, I’d never leave.

    • @fuery.
      @fuery. 2 роки тому +11

      Same, except I would be looking for every way to break reality

    • @zovisapphire
      @zovisapphire 2 роки тому +7

      If you wanna see someone roleplay as a medieval blacksmith, look up "Fractured Thrones" by mr.brunswick here on youtube.
      I really wish they would make public versions of their maps, because I would totally be hammering away inside that glorious forge.

    • @rplanet_ua
      @rplanet_ua 2 роки тому

      Why you need stupid unrealistic games?You can be real blacksmith if you have country house.

  • @shadebinder9969
    @shadebinder9969 4 роки тому +13

    I love how you can step on that delivery system and go into a clearly developers only area

  • @FlamingNinjaBoi
    @FlamingNinjaBoi 5 років тому +75

    I love how it always takes Josh almost no time at all to figure out how to break the game.

  • @BLACULA-Skeewoah
    @BLACULA-Skeewoah 3 роки тому +60

    This is actually a deleted scene from the avengers when storm breaker was crafted

    • @nyges8028
      @nyges8028 3 роки тому +2

      why is that funny

    • @BLACULA-Skeewoah
      @BLACULA-Skeewoah 3 роки тому

      @Jayden Pritchett and what?

    • @BLACULA-Skeewoah
      @BLACULA-Skeewoah 3 роки тому

      @Jayden Pritchett oh its no problem ma'am! I was just confused by the questioning 😂

    • @BLACULA-Skeewoah
      @BLACULA-Skeewoah 3 роки тому

      @Jayden Pritchett oh my sincerest apologies!!! In Ireland Jayden is strictly a boys name 🙈 I'm so embarrassed 🤦‍♂️

    • @BLACULA-Skeewoah
      @BLACULA-Skeewoah 3 роки тому

      @Jayden Pritchett I fixed it... Now it makes me look like such a wiener 😂 "ma'am"

  • @blue-cp3ez
    @blue-cp3ez 4 роки тому +33

    "I call this one the surprise ending"

    • @kigut7443
      @kigut7443 4 роки тому +2

      good to see you too are also revisiting josh's masterpiece videos as i am. you are a person of high tastes.

  • @alexjull207
    @alexjull207 5 років тому +100

    Just check this game now, devs made plenty of updates and added much content like dungeon and mining. Almost all bugs removed.

    • @MrDmadness
      @MrDmadness 2 роки тому +1

      It's still an asset flip, boring game... who the hell plays games to work?

  • @NWolfsson
    @NWolfsson 4 роки тому +567

    "I need to make a sword first, then make damask pattern"
    Me, knowing how to make damask steel from my smith father: *scream into the void*

    • @NWolfsson
      @NWolfsson 4 роки тому +118

      @Eduardo De Lara If we're talking about the historical damask (Also called Wootz steel), yes the first-hand knowledge of the time has been lost around the XVIIth century, yet I don't know if we could reverse-engineer it, or if sources on how it was made are still around.
      *But* we have a "modern" technique, billet welding, which has some resemblance but is clearly differing (From what I've found, Wootz look like more like a lake while it is raining a lot, billet welded damask more like a beach with rippling waves). Billet welding consists (very) basically to put a bunch of metal plates together, heat them and smash them so they're welded (again, I'm simplifying) to make an ingot. That ingot, after being smithed into shape, cleaned and sharpened, often has not the rippling effect yet, you need to reveal it with acid.
      Nevertheless, none of the potential ways to make Wutz, nor any of the modern ways I've heard of, need you to *plate* an existing blade with the metals you want to create the damask pattern with. That's so backwards thinking, useless in term of blade homogeneity and plain wrong that it made me scream aloud ^^'. I guess the game was going for Billet Welding, but in a weird, counter-intuitive way.

    • @alexlasers1358
      @alexlasers1358 4 роки тому +27

      @@NWolfsson From what I know there is no known way of making true Damascus steel “wutz” supposedly historians or scientist do know that the original used plant material due to carbon fibers I believe being found in historic examples of wutz but they have no ideal what sort of forging process could’ve made steel as strong as it was for the time.

    • @haku8135
      @haku8135 3 роки тому +24

      @@NWolfsson Yeah i'm not sure why they do the plate stacking puzzle on a completed blade, the plates just kinda, disappear afterwards too. At the very least you do mix up some chemicals that i assume are supposed to be etching acid to reveal the actual pattern. Maybe it's saying these plates somehow, coat the blade and give it a damascus outer layer that can take a pattern while the blade itself is made of, other stuff? It is called FANTASY blacksmith, so it gets a bit of wiggle room.
      Probably the reason they did it in such an odd way is so every single blade from bronze to Mithril and so on could be given a cool pattern, and they just decided "well Damascus steel has that pattern, so we'll just call it a Damascus pattern".

    • @mauroribeiro964
      @mauroribeiro964 3 роки тому +1

      what it with the long comments here

    • @fuery.
      @fuery. 2 роки тому

      Me, who has seen Damascus swords be made: * internal screaming *

  • @voixmin
    @voixmin 5 років тому +471

    I was not expecting a cute elf boy

    • @harrietramos8691
      @harrietramos8691 4 роки тому +30

      Lmaooo they used the Manga Creator anime characters from those dress up games. (it's called Rinmaru Games: Manga Creator Fantasy World or Rinmaru Anime avatar creator)

    • @NiCoNiCoNiCola
      @NiCoNiCoNiCola 3 роки тому +4

      @@harrietramos8691 music from that game was cool
      Probably the main reason I spent too much time on that game

  • @archivesofarda986
    @archivesofarda986 3 роки тому +45

    You would be surprised how close some of these are to real swords throughout history

    • @josephdedrick9337
      @josephdedrick9337 2 роки тому +4

      Of the ones he made only the wavy blade one was close as far as my knowledge is and in that it was either a European flamberge or a Asian blade similar to a Philippine Kris or blade like it.

  • @kennaholikk
    @kennaholikk 4 роки тому +9

    Josh's moment of curiosity by the first person template was adorable-

  • @11TehDude
    @11TehDude 5 років тому +345

    *"To hot, need tongs"*
    So in order to hot, I need tongs?

  • @icednightcores
    @icednightcores 4 роки тому +15

    13:48
    Josh: And at the end over there you’ve got the pe-
    Me: *spits out water*

  • @renni9813
    @renni9813 4 роки тому +17

    Im pretty sure Josh is the guy who discovers literally every speed running tactic, by himself.

  • @Dervraka
    @Dervraka 3 роки тому +18

    Developer: "I want to make the next Elder Scrolls! But....we only have the budget for one single room...."

  • @hollyshaw-elliemae
    @hollyshaw-elliemae Рік тому +2

    you are the only man who could make this entertaining....i love that ive wasted hours of my life tonight in your channel. thank you for making me smile instead of cry :)

  • @daffy9908
    @daffy9908 4 роки тому +12

    i love how he turned from smith to a witch as game progressed with the new items

  • @Zamolxes77
    @Zamolxes77 5 років тому +369

    Potential for this game is amazing, sadly the execution blows.

    • @skizol
      @skizol 5 років тому +22

      check out a flash game called jacksmith

    • @MouthyKnight
      @MouthyKnight 5 років тому +19

      I think itd be cool in vr

    • @angrybidoof847
      @angrybidoof847 4 роки тому +15

      It's only early access, it still has the potential to get better

    • @narwalace3823
      @narwalace3823 4 роки тому +2

      @@skizol that addiction of a game from my childhood.... those were the glory days

    • @greeninja5991
      @greeninja5991 3 роки тому +1

      @@angrybidoof847 it's now out, it's not much better

  • @precisiongames1649
    @precisiongames1649 5 років тому +129

    I just saw erotic swords in the title and immediately clicked

  • @nathangehman7018
    @nathangehman7018 4 роки тому +141

    "There is the handle, I'm not going to lose it this time"
    *literally not even half a second later*
    "HoW fAr CaN i LoB tHiS tHiNg?/?/???1/1/11!!!!/.1"

    • @ng42.
      @ng42. 3 роки тому

      What kind of message is this? 1/1/11?

  • @maijiejunjun
    @maijiejunjun 2 роки тому +8

    6:15 Thor was calling Mjolnir back...

  • @catsareyes6446
    @catsareyes6446 4 роки тому +17

    “You get the thing nice and hot then you beat on it for a while until it gets soft.”
    “We beat on it for a while till it looks like a missile.”

  • @StealthNinjaK
    @StealthNinjaK 5 років тому +30

    This game is so dark and immersive I tried to turn on my light.... that was already on.

  • @fairlifemilk3533
    @fairlifemilk3533 4 роки тому +22

    It would've been a 10/10 if he tried to sell just the ingot

  • @Dogeyman4
    @Dogeyman4 Рік тому +3

    “This is an erly version, so you may bump into bugs” Josh: My time has come

  • @ProbablyBacon
    @ProbablyBacon 2 роки тому +6

    Josh is the perfect game tester because he’ll exploit any and everything that can let him play the game wrong.

  • @thechars569
    @thechars569 4 роки тому +14

    "So like every game, we are going to try and play this one as wrong as possible" (0:13) This is the best sentence to have ever been sentenced.

  • @Teymadaer
    @Teymadaer 5 років тому +19

    You are my favorite youtuber honestly, you are so much funnier than other youtubers. keep up the good work my guy

    • @gagne6928
      @gagne6928 5 років тому

      Ryan higa is best

  • @-VoDkAsVengeance-
    @-VoDkAsVengeance- 4 роки тому +19

    The fact that the characters are made with a character creator you can get on your phone and seem to all be uncoloured is ridiculously funny. Like, I'm an artist and seeing such obvious art theft is funny.

  • @timefuzzball8097
    @timefuzzball8097 3 роки тому +44

    his voice: murderer
    his mind: 14 years old

  • @themaker2735
    @themaker2735 4 роки тому +18

    hahahahaahaha.
    i like the part that he says "can i sell you a s*x sword" 13:55
    BTW, I like your chill voice

  • @kontrollfreek2630
    @kontrollfreek2630 4 роки тому +129

    "Something tells me i'm a prisoner in my own workshop" No it's just social distancing.

  • @GustavoOliveira-ed9fh
    @GustavoOliveira-ed9fh 4 роки тому +9

    "So this random person just came to my door to let me know all those blacksmiths better than me? Oh, thats kind"

  • @a1oilsauce
    @a1oilsauce 4 роки тому +23

    12:29
    im not sure if they purposefully said "Good Buy" or if they meant Good Bye

  • @mattooi4322
    @mattooi4322 4 роки тому +30

    I can't ever remember the last time I had a legitimate sidestitch from laughing too hard. Well now I won't forget when the last time was.

  • @jellyfish3255
    @jellyfish3255 5 років тому +54

    Josh: I call this sword the surprise ending
    Sword: completely consistent until the end
    Me: .......
    looks great

  • @Snicklexx
    @Snicklexx 4 роки тому +19

    i wonder if Rinmarugames knows her anime dress up game is being used for this blacksmithing experience

    • @greeninja5991
      @greeninja5991 3 роки тому +3

      After looking at the steam page I'm 99,9% sure that they have no permission to use those characters

    • @24680kong
      @24680kong 3 роки тому +2

      I'm guessing it's only a placeholder, and it won't be in the final release of the game (not sure if that's within fair use). But I could be wrong.

  • @werebeastworks
    @werebeastworks 4 роки тому +19

    the way he says "CAN I SELL YOU A SEX SWORD??!" absolutely killed me (faster than said sex swords probably could)

  • @salmanalqahtani6943
    @salmanalqahtani6943 4 роки тому +25

    I couldn’t see anything in the game that he’s playing so i opened my own flashlight on my phone.
    I really need to sleep.

  • @alisonbenjamin338
    @alisonbenjamin338 4 роки тому +11

    thanks josh 4:34

  • @Mr.Comedian42069
    @Mr.Comedian42069 4 роки тому +32

    I bet the devs gave him a key so they can stress test the game

  • @glmn.visuals
    @glmn.visuals 5 років тому +20

    I saw the title and thought this was a documentary

  • @thomasvangansewinkel1629
    @thomasvangansewinkel1629 4 роки тому +5

    1:19
    Sword of confusion
    50-100 dmg
    -50 intelligence
    100% confuses enemies
    And bosses
    Enemies are less likely to target you

  • @DaymusikGaming
    @DaymusikGaming 6 місяців тому +2

    "5 years ago", huh? I wonder if he'll ever go back and play this again. To everyone's surprise -- including those of us who still actually play it despite how unpolished it is -- it's updated quite a few times. From the looks of, even, there's so much more to explore, both metaphorically and literally, that Josh hasn't even touched on yet, like the mining, magic, enchanting, alloy creation... and, like I said, you can actually go explore (kind of) now.

  • @SCP-682_Keter
    @SCP-682_Keter 3 роки тому +3

    0:30 couldn’t help but let out an Audibly concerned “oh dear god”

  • @jade1922
    @jade1922 4 роки тому +10

    I love how dedicated you are to breaking everything, also your editor must either have a great time editing this or a major headache
    Either way its hilarious 🤣

  • @SMBDelse
    @SMBDelse Рік тому +24

    I really liked a part where he says “It’s blacksmithin time” and blacksmithed all over the place

  • @dredog6811
    @dredog6811 3 роки тому +25

    Josh: “we’re gonna try to play this game as wrong as possible.”
    the game that is supposed to be play wrong: “so you have chosen death?”

  • @natebardwell
    @natebardwell Рік тому +1

    Not even 4 minutes in and he's off the grid. Fabulous.

  • @padorupadoru8029
    @padorupadoru8029 Рік тому +5

    This is a legendary game . . . the only game to make Josh suffer.

  • @Izayoink_Saccuy
    @Izayoink_Saccuy 3 роки тому +8

    10:58 "the blade of demonetization"

  • @thedrunkenbeast80
    @thedrunkenbeast80 5 років тому +5

    im already looking forward for this channel's great future he's even worthy enough to use Mjolnir and fly amazing

  • @mreed2880
    @mreed2880 5 років тому +73

    The devs were probably like “why tf did we give a key to this idiot”

    • @angelus_solus
      @angelus_solus 5 років тому

      You and me both.

    • @minhtrinh7440
      @minhtrinh7440 5 років тому +17

      He is doing them a big favor, more than 100 keys combined I would say

    • @Elvalley
      @Elvalley 4 роки тому +5

      I mean, look at their game. They don't seem like peak developer material anyway, the fact that this channel is now popular may even help them get their crap into the hands of some other gamers looking for dumb unintended humor.

  • @ryanschrader1073
    @ryanschrader1073 3 роки тому +2

    the irony is devs giving you these games to help sell them but all we are seeing is all the faults that you seem very skilled at displaying. well done!