First employee, working dirt cheap, probably a friend of the CEO. Company he helped start is richer than is even theoretically possible. Still works for peanuts. Boss/friend fires him. The Steve Wozniak story.
@@ARIZOGAMER It makes waterproofing cheaper for sure, but there are many waterproof phones with headphone jacks on the market. And they were there for years. Galaxy S5 had an IP67 certificate and it had a headphone jack, and this phone is from 2014... And as Strange Parts video proved, there was enough space in iPhone 7 to put a headphone jack there (literally by modifying the phone and adding a headphone jack inside, the biggest problem was getting it to work because there were no connectors, so he also had to add a lot of additional electronics. He still managed to fit it inside). Just look for "bringing back the iPhone headphone jack - in China". It was money and/or "vision for the future", not any technical problems. Depending on your stance on Apple you can say with confidence that they either done that to profit from dongles, lightning devices and their wireless headphones, or that they wanted to push people towards a wireless future.
Man out here calling all the moves the phone companies made. Multiple cameras, fingerprint sensors on the back, dropping the headphone jack, I'm now waiting for things on phones to overlap.
I like that the color you picked to represent barf on the first phone is basically the "rose gold" everyone was going crazy over on the iPhone about three years back.
@@samuellourenco1050 I know, I was simply stating how much it is. Though, it is still a low wage regardless of how many people have to suffer through it.
The things he laughed at in this video is now pretty common. Like 4+ cameras in the back, two in the front and just a ton of weird features for the low low price of $2000.
I am consistently impressed with the quality of your content and how funny each video is! Shocking you have so few numbers, but at least you're a quadrillionare now. Cheers!
This had me cracking up. I'm gonna have to say that to myself sometimes now: "Well at least I'm a quadrillionaire now." I'm glad you've been enjoying the videos!
This is my sincerest thank you for your contribution to this world. It's been a long time I've seen somebody do this amount of content under 16 minutes. I'm speechless. I hope you do your best in your career.
the 'gross line for no reason' is a plastic strip which you'll see on a lot of all-metal bodied phones - its called an antenna band/line. It's there for communication because the signals can't go through metal but it can go through plastic. If you fully block it with your hand it can make your signal worse.
I had something like this with the online version of that old fish store tycoon game. I realized eventually that while it took a bit longer for worse-priced fish to sell, they DID in fact sell. I then made my random goldfish all cost $9999 and five minutes later I had the money to buy literally all the upgrades.
I just found LGIO a week ago, and I have literally been crying with laughter every day since - thank you Josh for being insane in the best possible way!
By the way Rusty was Josh`s abductee in 'I abducted my entire neighborhood in The Sims 4' and Francis was the poor soul in this video that got fired in the end and finally Grace who was Josh's victim in 15 videos.
Wagasani Incorrect the reason vampires couldn’t be seen in mirrors is because in the old days mirrors used to be made with a bit of silver now days they aren’t so they would have a reflection today
Wasn't out of nowhere tho , there were like $150 phones that came with like 4 cameras in the back , Apple did it to stay competitive . Never cared for it tho , their primary was still good and other than the wide angle lens I never use the other ones .
Upgrading the office. Imagine those 4 employers coming home to their families and telling their loved ones "Oh yeah, we are moving into a new office at the end of the month" and they are like "really? Didn't you move to a new place literally 2 days ago?" and the employees are like "Sure, but our CEO is just a cool dude who wants to give us as much space as possible. Without ever giving us a raise, btw. Also, here's our new product, it's the 'Wow, would you look at this piece of crap, why are you still buying this', and it's just the same as all our other phones". EDIT: Ok, I had to take out my earphones, because I barely could hold my laughter anymore. Wouldn't want to explain to my boss why I am laughing like a madman while staring at some C# code. Dude, you are HILARIOUS!
@@wohlhabendermanager Oh, it is. It indeed is a god tier language. Dev time is exceptional, and I've tried quite a few other languages. I especially love abusing anonymous delegates with its automatic capturing of local variables in the same scope where the delegate is being defined. In C++ that is sooooooo fucking hard and long winded to do, and in C# just int a; delegate{ a+=5; } DONE! It's dope. And the debugging and real time code editing is an absolute dream. You can even get all sorts of plugins that compile C# to any other language, or even make one yourself ;o;
I really like the way Oda drew Robin lately. Not just because of her haircut, but her expression, how he transcribed her emotion when she saw all the books in the library.
I love at 8:50 when you say it's stuck in 2019 it's almost like the game doesn't want you to go into 2020, I guess the developers knew something with their working from home ethics and no mention of 2020, 🤣
0:12 That is, in fact, Psalm 84. Ironic, because Psalm 84 says "Better is one day in your courts than a thousand elsewhere", and I'm pretty sure these poor employees have spent a thousand days in this hellhole of a company.
That's actually a much better position for the rear facing camera (I. E. Not exactly in the location where you hold a phone, so you're guaranteed to see a finger in a picture every so often). I'm sure all the other issues can be overlooked.
Poor Francis. The most loyal employee there has ever been.
Fired from a Multi-Quadrillion-Dollar company because his salary was $990/month.
too expensive to keep up
that's how the company gets richer
true af
Lmaooo
If you think this is sad you should see what this channel has been doing to grace.
First employee, working dirt cheap, probably a friend of the CEO. Company he helped start is richer than is even theoretically possible. Still works for peanuts. Boss/friend fires him. The Steve Wozniak story.
steve wozniak didn't get fired , he left the company years after jobs left apple (after he was demoted)
ya, this game is insanely realistic.
Even though it has over 1k likes, this comment is still underrated
Francis is Steve Wozniak.
@@MylesWulf those numbers don’t matter
"All I see is four friends drifting further apart."
2 friends and 2 mannekins.. Probable one human and one mannekin paired up and went different parts of the office
Me and the boys drifting apart
XD
So sad
just like life.
12:25
That is the first time I've ever heard Josh break down like that in a video. Actually in tears watching this. Amazing.
his squeak when he laughed got me😭😭
Watch him play the Dutch little shop game!
@@eiradraws can you send the link?
You hear that laugh all time time in the Josh & Anthony era!
@@eiradraws what?
Josh actually had more fans than world population
He created people to buy his phone, that's truly next level
my cat is a fan of these phones, every animal is a fan of these phones
Every grain of sand owns a phone
He's just Jeff Bezos at this point, making Twitter bots to promote his company
He sold his phone to the entire universe
@@Bluemangrup i think at this point he's rich enough to use sharpened bezos' as toothpicks.
Normal people: Play a game until they finish it or get bored of it.
Josh: Plays a game until the numbers in the UI break.
ye
True
Yesss sirrrrrrr😐😑😐😑😐🖕🖕🤐😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
most people play it like its meant to be played
@@ptfsisgood the boring way
8:20 "Does everyone just work from home, is that what the deal is?" This dude predicted the future.
@@CoolManCoolMan123 He didn't even use the word God in the original comment...
@@CoolManCoolMan123 Just turn off the internet, god damn it
@@CoolManCoolMan123 Goddamn it, Jesus Christ dude.
@@CoolManCoolMan123 Allah Akbar I won't use any religious name
@@CoolManCoolMan123 dude, shut. He didnt even mention anything.
Just from the applicants being in comic sans and spelling "salary" wrong, you can tell this is gonna be quality
the spelling was quite 'avarage'
All the way to one of the statistics not even be translated from Russian
Programmer: What should we set the difficulty slider to?
Designer: No
Hahaha
True
Some guy hey, it's me!
Some Guy Hi me
lol I thought it would suppose to say yes
I love how your bugged, $0 cost employees helped fix bugs. The irony.
Bugs fixing bugs:- 10 trillion IQ
lol
He cheated
They’re removibg themselves
Awokawokawok... 🤣🤣🤣
so roughly every on earth bought 4,250,000 phones
My god
tHeY DOn'T HaVE AiRPOdS THouGH ThEY PooR
Heck you could build a mansion with those phones used as walls
I mean, what if you lose one? That's why you need your trusty phone dungeon, just a maze of phones.
noes noes everyone’s houses have phone dungeons underneath now, the entire economy is now based off phones and how to utilize them properly
4:43
I love how all this feedback is negative and yet the reviews average out to a respectable 7/10.
hey
Wo thats so realistic
Consumer Reports, Amazon, or any other company that does reviews. You can trust them to post B.S.
It’s not like YT disabled the dislike button or gives fake demographics. Right?
@@ConnanTheCivilized calm down Daniel
What if this is just a marketing research tool disguised as a game with the goal of finding out what people really want their smartphone to be. . .
I hope this is true and I hope this means we'll be seeing THE ULTIMATE PHONE soon
Let's Game It Out oh I’d definitely buy a million copies of those!!
What if they are seeing who would the best at making this new phone and Josh just got unintentionally hired.
Bold of you to assume they actually care about what we want
@@marianjohnson1616 I do think Josh got hired. How else would there be 3 cameras sticking on the phones now? 14:00
I died with that presentation LOL
That was the best part
@@your_fathers too bad he missed it RIP.
IKR. I think this is the first time in months i have laughed so hard at something, i just couldnt stop crying from laughing so much
@@Waterwolf221 That's a bit disrespectful to say, the man died.
I loved the price just rising slowly as if it was going to be like £250
"When it gets to the end of 2019 it starts over" I wish lol
Same tho
You will fell like that for 2029
Same, and I'm literally at 2021 now..........
Um Yeah
same
Josh crushes the market leaders and outsells everyone else combined.
Josh: "Oh, silly me, I didn't even know I could advertise."
"Why is our office $250,000? I don't get it, is this on the space station?"
Worse. It's in San Francisco.
Mujtaba Alam read this the same time he said it
werr3222werrr lol same
@@werr3222werrr same
It's in space. How else can they sell 34 quadrillion phones?
In San Francisco, no one can hear you scream
"Everyone's working from home!"
Man.. that joked aged well.
Plague Head I’m from 5 years in the future. Boy your comment aged well
i was expecting this
@Andrew Wall Yeah duh, i traveled back in time to leave that comment. We all know what happens to youtube in 2025. I had no choice.
LunatheMoonDragon not funny sorry it’s just not funny
@@nathanninja sorry dad
5:08 "literally we'll gonna give them the same phone"
Apple's motto
Yep. Everything is Apple.
iPhone 13, no new functions
DOUBLE THE MONEY!
Ol
Lol
@@swavnasahoo711 Now Nothing is Essential
The fact that modern iPhones actually have 4 cameras as a selling point, this man was ahead of his time.
And no headphone jack.
And cost a grand.
8:48 ...who would've thought that Smartphone Tycoon was self-aware enough to know how bad 2020 would become that it would _not progress to that year_
While also showing everybody working from home... Was it trying to warn us?
@@revimfadli4666 We simply failed to listen. And how dearly it cost us.
5:08 "literally we'll gonna give them the same phone"
Apple's motto
@@dr.mikizzletherapist8294 copied from Doug Doug's comment he commented the exact same thing
@@AJChirag Many people did the same thing.
These jokes are so honestly hilarious that I'm crying laughing, you are amazing.
my throat hurts after watching this video.... i coulnt stop laughing, i coulnt utter a soun cuz the laughture was overlapping
me too LOL
I'm in stitches!!!
I laughed so hard too when it hits the presentation I died xD also i'm your 420th like :D
Lost it at "it's got 5 battery"
"It is perpetually 2019, when it gets to the end of 2019 it just starts all over"
Me in 2020: I might know why the creators might want that
Though a perpetual 2019 would've still been pretty lousy in its own way. Not _as_ lousy, sure, but still...
Only bug in this game that would have been nice if it was real
@@DarkVitamins Well the mayhem sure did, but yeah..
Thats why everyone is working from home.
well u have revealed that secret
Ah, unpaid interns. The backbone of any tech company.
Imagine you're a long term staff for 1 company.
Then your boss says:
"I have some gift for you"
"You're fired"
I mean josh was his boss so I’d say that’s a gift
"Chief, the presentation."
"Oh, right, you're unfired. C'mere I need you."
"Thank god"
if that was me i would just be sad beacuse i would be seperated from the person that is like me the most
666th like
I thought he'd give Francis $1 raise. Instead, he got fired.
Josh, you never fail to amaze me.
7:05 "All I see are four friends drifting further and further apart." - still one of Josh's alltime best lines right here.
This is the most underrated channel i've ever seen.
You flatter me! Thanks for checking out the channel!
Yes the BEST
Indeed just found this channel yesterday
I just found this channel a few days ago too. Subbed immediately, after seeing him trap Grace in a dome of fences.
Same i love the fact that lets game it out hates anyone named grace
"Its not even getting a headphone jack for no reason whatsoever"
Sounds like Apple
Almost every company has done that now. You now need to buy budget phones to get a headphone jack it seems
You just had to drill for it.
@@kitsunekid16 not sony
MoOd
x 1000
@@kitsunekid16 isn't it only samsung and apple doing that?
"We are gonna not add a headphone jack for no reason" -Apple 2018
There is a reason.... to sell more of the lil adapters they mark up 400% above cost.
I thought it was for waterproofing the phone....
@@ARIZOGAMER naaa. It was to force users to purchase, from them, additional extras. I dropped Apple recently. There are much better devices out there.
@@ARIZOGAMER It makes waterproofing cheaper for sure, but there are many waterproof phones with headphone jacks on the market. And they were there for years.
Galaxy S5 had an IP67 certificate and it had a headphone jack, and this phone is from 2014...
And as Strange Parts video proved, there was enough space in iPhone 7 to put a headphone jack there (literally by modifying the phone and adding a headphone jack inside, the biggest problem was getting it to work because there were no connectors, so he also had to add a lot of additional electronics. He still managed to fit it inside). Just look for "bringing back the iPhone headphone jack - in China".
It was money and/or "vision for the future", not any technical problems.
Depending on your stance on Apple you can say with confidence that they either done that to profit from dongles, lightning devices and their wireless headphones, or that they wanted to push people towards a wireless future.
and bluetooth headset? and dongles that have headphone jack?
Man out here calling all the moves the phone companies made. Multiple cameras, fingerprint sensors on the back, dropping the headphone jack, I'm now waiting for things on phones to overlap.
I like that the color you picked to represent barf on the first phone is basically the "rose gold" everyone was going crazy over on the iPhone about three years back.
@@pleasejustletmebeanonymous6510 yeah, almost as if it was all hype and no genuine interest.
Apple: write that down, write that down!
No ✍️ headphone ✍️ jack ✍️
Give ✍️ them ✍️ the ✍️ same ✍️ phone ✍️
@@grace848 hi grace that suffers in almost every video
get some help
U out of the basement yet grace?
This video is legitimately an accurate simulator of modern day Apple.
true
@Jmrichards12 "were just going to remove the headphone jack because why not (4:16)"
the cameras and sharp edges too
@@quinnsccj8453 the Samsung comes along and yoinks the idea
666 👍 6th 💬
9:49 Josh, the only man capable of breaking a game's UI.
Literally doesn't even matter how little you try. What a perfectly accurate representation of the smartphone industry!
"All I see is four friends drifting further and further apart." ROFL
Rofl
@@daroldcarold3443 Rolling on floor laughing
Touching this phone makes you blind
@Michael O'Connell what
@Michael O'Connell Rolling On Floor Laughing
990 dollars a month?
If we consider a 40 hour work week, in 4 weeks that's 160 hours.
That's like 6 bucks an hour with a bit of change.
Many people earn that.
i have worked for 6 bucks a day. so dont complain :)
@@ackirulz Sorry to hear that.
@@samuellourenco1050 I know, I was simply stating how much it is. Though, it is still a low wage regardless of how many people have to suffer through it.
@@GFCOLCQuote Indeed, it is low.
You just simulated exactly how every corporation works and how every modern consumer behaves in greatly accurate detail.
Wait. Am I looking at Apple simulator!?
@@twozeroninemastering1882xd
4YT only if you look closely on the first phone you can see "designed by Apple California"
Apple be like lets make a shitti phone and sell it foor 1000 dollars
Apple making the same shitty phone all the years and the people keeps buying them...
So yeah, is Apple Simulator
Alex Roca you’re stupid
8:20 "Is everybody just working from home, is that what the deal is?"
i-
He predict the future! 🤣🤣
Same reaction.
Lmao im shocked when he said that
The future
What if we're just an NPC on his playthrough of a game called Life...
The things he laughed at in this video is now pretty common. Like 4+ cameras in the back, two in the front and just a ton of weird features for the low low price of $2000.
And the basic features that didn't work on the 1000 dollar phone still don't work
Not to mention the idea of
" releasing the same exact phone "
It was the same way when he made the video though.
"Can I just keep making the worst phones until I run out of money?"
*ghost of Steve Jobs enters the chat*
Apple about to take this down for copyright infringement.
This..came here to say this.
You mean Apole
They didn’t put their name in it though
@@ortology it's because their phones are garbage
@@ortology there would have been a chance Josh would have improved their phones.....so good job they're not in this
"We'll catch up to Samsung in about 2 crappy phones!"
"crappy phone" is now the SI unit for time
I am consistently impressed with the quality of your content and how funny each video is! Shocking you have so few numbers, but at least you're a quadrillionare now. Cheers!
This had me cracking up. I'm gonna have to say that to myself sometimes now: "Well at least I'm a quadrillionaire now." I'm glad you've been enjoying the videos!
@@LetsGameItOut Apparently with wealth it's the thought that counts. Who knew?
5:00 is just apple making phones every year "and we are gonna give them literally the same phone"
This is my sincerest thank you for your contribution to this world. It's been a long time I've seen somebody do this amount of content under 16 minutes. I'm speechless. I hope you do your best in your career.
damn, this game is terrible, the concept is cool though
It's also less buggy on a phone, it was never this bad when i played it on my phone
What in the world is cool about this concept??
@@operator8014 It's similar to Game Dev Tycoon which is pretty cool, but this game is super buggy and WAY too easy
IT IS GAME DEVS TYCHOON CLONE!
@@pcmasterracetechgod5660 They fucking pressed cntrl+C FailFish
The advantages of having half million phones:
1. A cracked screen in one is no longer an issue
2. You can build a 320K display
3. You find out more
Yes, I have found out more!
Now, I have a phone for the right side of my brain, & I have a phone for the left side of my brain
@@favoritemustard3542 make the two phones fight see who survives
the 'gross line for no reason' is a plastic strip which you'll see on a lot of all-metal bodied phones - its called an antenna band/line. It's there for communication because the signals can't go through metal but it can go through plastic. If you fully block it with your hand it can make your signal worse.
I am impressed you didn't run into any integer overflow.
you mean overflow? an underflow would be if you decrement a number enough that it loops back around. Overflow is the same but with incrementing
@@proxy1035 yes, my bad
jaxfrank wait where in this game would you run into integer overflow?
@@bountyhunterj6822 when he maxes out the amount of money he has is the most obvious place that could happen
jaxfrank ah ye nvm lol
"I would like to buy one of your Seriously You People Are Idiots!"
I can't imagine saying that in a phone store awkwardly
This dude just predicted 2020.
- No one wants to be here so 2019 is just repeating
- Iphones have 4 cameras
and
- everyone works from home
Truly a prophet.
he is god now
@@TheGamer-ry5ib always have been
Im a guy wearing my female friends bikini she gave to me what do yall think?
@@SausageRollEnjoyer it’s fine, I have a female friend that wears men’s underwear.
She’s dead now
When I have a rough day...I come back to watch this...it makes me feel better
I had something like this with the online version of that old fish store tycoon game.
I realized eventually that while it took a bit longer for worse-priced fish to sell, they DID in fact sell. I then made my random goldfish all cost $9999 and five minutes later I had the money to buy literally all the upgrades.
Wait, is that the Last Day of Work game? Might have to try that, cause I own that game on Steam.
"when it gets to 2019 it just restarts"
Everyone in 2020-infinity: Good, keep it that way
@@SausageRollEnjoyer wtf 😳
“Everyone is working from home”
Am I the only on who doesn’t mind the past two years
@@mandalorianwiththemandarin4339 you don’t mind millions of people dying
@@bigfatpug_s1465 nope, mother nature takes care of over population herself
"This is... YOU'RE STUPID IF YOU BUY THIS PHONE!"
I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard. Bless you.
All the Apple Sheep
each time apple present "new" phone
"Customers are stupid" and we're gonna give them literally the same phone. LOL a visionary
Just like ea with their games
@@machinegunc1325 ea is smoking crack again
Apple
Happen in real world
Steve Jobs
Wtf I'm literally dying, your the first UA-camr to make me laugh in a long time
@@Jo-tj6gn :)
Yeah, he is one of the few that make me laugh a lot, along with DangerouslyFunny and RTGame
same haha this was a great video
This video had me dying through the whole thing same honestly
Insert name here Really? Try 2ndJerma
I just found LGIO a week ago, and I have literally been crying with laughter every day since - thank you Josh for being insane in the best possible way!
Person: "Money can't buy happiness."
Josh: **buys happiness**
Person: "You weren't supposed to do that."
Rusty and Francis are at a bar discussing how much they hate Josh. Grace: *walks in* Rusty and Francis: *stare in silence*
By the way Rusty was Josh`s abductee in 'I abducted my entire neighborhood in The Sims 4' and Francis was the poor soul in this video that got fired in the end and finally Grace who was Josh's victim in 15 videos.
@@glenwhitacre2754 why did you decide to count how many times grace has been a victim?
@@Signussy Idk, just because I like spitting out random facts.
@@glenwhitacre2754 uhh, 18 now homie
@@glenwhitacre2754 they're botta make a labor union.
Imagine if Josh created a company like this and really got off the charts and the only employees are 2
You're hiring vampires. They have no reflections in the window.
Wagasani Incorrect the reason vampires couldn’t be seen in mirrors is because in the old days mirrors used to be made with a bit of silver now days they aren’t so they would have a reflection today
Pixel ITS A JOKE SON?!??! DON'T YOU GET IT?!?!?!?!
Pixel r/woooosh
*screams while hitting computer with sledgehammer*
Josh actually predicted the realities of the mobile industry in 2023 in this video
" we're gonna give them literally the same phone" didn't know you were the CEO of Apple
Ye
Everything was Apple😳✅
Hey coomer
@@theguyyoucantrustheh8331 Hello, Gordon!
“It’s not even getting a headphone jack for no reason whatsoever”
Does anyone else wonder how Josh plays every game and gets insanely good without actually playing like your supposed to
yes everyone does
"When the year gets to 2020 it just restarts."
Well now we know why...
Yeah the pandemic
it s true
He litterally predicted what apple would do with their phones (more cameras out of no where.
Wasn't out of nowhere tho , there were like $150 phones that came with like 4 cameras in the back , Apple did it to stay competitive . Never cared for it tho , their primary was still good and other than the wide angle lens I never use the other ones .
Im a guy wearing my female friends bikini she gave to me what do yall think?
@@SausageRollEnjoyer normal, your name is Riley. (No hate just sarcasm lol)
@@SausageRollEnjoyer You wanna wear it, go ahead, it's yours
And the no hedphone jack
Upgrading the office. Imagine those 4 employers coming home to their families and telling their loved ones "Oh yeah, we are moving into a new office at the end of the month" and they are like "really? Didn't you move to a new place literally 2 days ago?" and the employees are like "Sure, but our CEO is just a cool dude who wants to give us as much space as possible. Without ever giving us a raise, btw. Also, here's our new product, it's the 'Wow, would you look at this piece of crap, why are you still buying this', and it's just the same as all our other phones".
EDIT: Ok, I had to take out my earphones, because I barely could hold my laughter anymore. Wouldn't want to explain to my boss why I am laughing like a madman while staring at some C# code. Dude, you are HILARIOUS!
i laugh at c# code all the time, especialyl when browsing the .net framework code. it's pretty top notch horrible indian spaghetti code.
@@dimitar4y C# is god and I don't touch other programming languages anymore. ;)
@@wohlhabendermanager Oh, it is. It indeed is a god tier language. Dev time is exceptional, and I've tried quite a few other languages. I especially love abusing anonymous delegates with its automatic capturing of local variables in the same scope where the delegate is being defined. In C++ that is sooooooo fucking hard and long winded to do, and in C# just int a; delegate{ a+=5; } DONE! It's dope. And the debugging and real time code editing is an absolute dream. You can even get all sorts of plugins that compile C# to any other language, or even make one yourself ;o;
evybodi knos dat HTMLLLLL is de bezt progamin longuage eve!!!!!!!!
"It's perpetually 2019, when it gets to the end it sorta just rolls back over." GOD I WISH
Jesus Christ died for your sssinnnsssss please turn to him for the kingdom of heaven is at hand
I really like the way Oda drew Robin lately. Not just because of her haircut, but her expression, how he transcribed her emotion when she saw all the books in the library.
I love at 8:50 when you say it's stuck in 2019 it's almost like the game doesn't want you to go into 2020, I guess the developers knew something with their working from home ethics and no mention of 2020, 🤣
"Is that the Bible"
The bible is missing from church he stole them all
Yes god, it is
4:08 "Can I just make the worlds crappiest phone until i have a ton of money?" - Apple, 2020
It's 5 years later and it's more depressing how real this wound up being.
"Is that the bible?"
Best quote ever
Are you trying to copy @jasper?
Best part is that it’s actually a page from the Bible
your videos are so good man, you really deserve more attention.. im gonna try to help share your channel...
Thank you friend! I'm super glad you enjoyed the video and hope anyone you share it to enjoys it as well!
Let's Game It Out *Let’s makeout*
Wow good work man! How did you manage to bring all these new people in here?
@@davidfrau4517 he is probably in an office, surrounded by plante in pentagram formation
@@Helkka3504 ah, yes, the startup company video
"It's perpetually 2019, when it gets to the end of the year it just starts over" god I wish
After watching this, I 100% believe that Josh is the real CEO of Apple
Useless absurdly placed cameras everywhere... this guy invented the iPhone 11 before apple had even thought of it.
Are we really pretending they don't have the iPhone 16 already in a warehouse somewhere?
Uhh this is actually kinda offensive
Happyneko03 ;-;
how the hell is that offensive?
Swindle Productions cause I have an iPhone 11
Happyneko03 ;-;
Super bruh moment
He's failing so gloriously that's he winning super hard, or this game is a time vampire and it's hard to lose, I'm hoping it's the first one.
I have not laughed this hard in a long time. Thank you very much for the much needed laughs. Subscribed!
That's awesome to hear, and you're most welcome! Hope to keep you laughing!
I have watched this channel for years. It still makes me laugh.
The presentation at 11:56 was the funniest thing I've seen in ages. When it counts how much the phone costs, I pretty much lost it :D
5:06 Basically Apple in a nutshell
also 4:03
lol
And 12:13
People need to boycott apple they're the richest company for no good reason (human stupidity isn't a "good" reason)
"is everyone just working at home"
yes josh
0:12 That is, in fact, Psalm 84. Ironic, because Psalm 84 says "Better is one day in your courts than a thousand elsewhere", and I'm pretty sure these poor employees have spent a thousand days in this hellhole of a company.
That's actually a much better position for the rear facing camera (I. E. Not exactly in the location where you hold a phone, so you're guaranteed to see a finger in a picture every so often). I'm sure all the other issues can be overlooked.
13:10 the funniest moment
14:32 he just got the entire world's population as new fans
5:35
The correct term is "internships"
I broke down in the middle of work when "THE.ULTIMATE.PHONE!!!!!!!!!"'s presentation started playing....
Battery: 5 ... LMFAO
"Its not even getting a headphone jack for no reason whatsoever"
**Apple has left the chat**
**Google has left the chat**
I have a pixel 3 and I think they started putting they headphone jack in the top? Idk most cases don't include it, though.
@@emoscotchtape My Motorola phone also has its headphone jack at the top. It's not that rate or outrageous.
6:28 omg that was so unsatisfied... I've been waiting for the bugs to hit 0, and then... rip
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I love your content. I’m rewatching these.
Wow! This documentary about the working conditions and marketing strategies of Apple was really interesting. Thanks for the upload!
“UA-cam is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits”
* Meanwhile at Apple *
"Write that down write that down"
*Pfft* who needs a headphone jack.