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  • @standup
    @standup 5 років тому +47

    Ready to rumble? Check out the craziest fight stories from This Is Not Happening here: ua-cam.com/play/PLD7nPL1U-R5oyyo90i2VkGb7ImrDKdYBg.html

    • @catalinamyrrhpaw
      @catalinamyrrhpaw 5 років тому +2

      The real question is did you still get the 3 sisters

    • @areeweblind
      @areeweblind 5 років тому +2

      Whats is your dosing people with Molly policy? Okay? Not Okay?

    • @aaronpop0083
      @aaronpop0083 4 роки тому

      Yes they did.

    • @privateuser701
      @privateuser701 3 роки тому

      @@catalinamyrrhpaw oo

    • @MartinsBrew
      @MartinsBrew 2 роки тому

      Why do you think Trevor Noah is even funny? Real question...

  • @rosieg9093
    @rosieg9093 6 років тому +2475

    That means the Nigerian guy was the ONLY one who actually got to Texas lmao

    • @E2O10
      @E2O10 6 років тому +80

      Yeah. Was waiting for him to do something with that part of the story. Sadly he didnt

    • @subscribetopersonaboveme7372
      @subscribetopersonaboveme7372 6 років тому +90

      BOOM MUDA FuckA

    • @jimgritty7064
      @jimgritty7064 6 років тому +73

      He got a ride and a show. Good for him, well played.

    • @gurusmurf5921
      @gurusmurf5921 5 років тому +15

      Stutters stayed on the bus too

    • @fullysuited
      @fullysuited 5 років тому +5

      I read thus before I saw the end. Spoiler alert!

  • @niptuck117
    @niptuck117 8 років тому +1571

    "After you ride Greyhound, you realize dying?...not that bad!"
    That is 138% fact.

    • @briansmith4110
      @briansmith4110 8 років тому +6

      So fucking true man.

    • @Drunkyboi
      @Drunkyboi 8 років тому +8

      you think thats bad? try LA metro Blue line at 2 am

    • @rodericksmith859
      @rodericksmith859 7 років тому +2

      LMFAO so fuckin true

    • @nospam3327
      @nospam3327 4 роки тому +4

      Yes, every Greyhound ride I have had to take I immediately regretted. The bus station in Buffalo, at least in the 90s, was like a demilitarized zone. But my "favorite" story is once I in college had to take a Greyhound from Kansas to Ohio. Living Nightmare. Then about halfway through, a fairly attractive young woman sat next to me. I thought, "Oh maybe this won't be so bad." Then she proceeded to get in verbal arguments with every single other person on the bus. So then, of course, they started to threaten me--guilt by association, I guess. Despite any protests I made, by the time we arrived in Indianapolis, I was going to have to fight an entire busload of people. She told them all her father was an official and when we got to Indy we were all in trouble. So when we get there, she runs past everyone and gets off first, charges out the door and leaps into the arms of a transit official. But, evidently, that guy had never seen her before in his entire life, because he didn't listen to anything she said. Anyway, after she got off the bus and then everyone calmed down, I think I might have even slept some that last 3-4 hours to C-bus.

    • @JeffWarren47
      @JeffWarren47 4 роки тому

      @@Drunkyboi I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL.
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  • @Kendo47Wowgeek
    @Kendo47Wowgeek 9 років тому +2212

    As someone who twice a year (if not more) makes a 20 hour Greyhound bus ride from Texas to SC I believe his story completely. No exaggeration here.

    • @elizabethbennet4791
      @elizabethbennet4791 7 років тому +24

      really? haha ive been from minneapolis to new york and down to carbondale from chicago then up to new york through west virginia and pennsylvania, and never had a problem. I think it's all so fascinating, the american back country is fascinating.

    • @oliviagoeldner531
      @oliviagoeldner531 6 років тому +1

      TheWell FedBeggar i

    • @MRblazedBEANS
      @MRblazedBEANS 6 років тому +3

      omg hey there I once did a Seattle to new York city to Bangor bus ride. Wanted to die by the time I got to Bangor, never again

    • @PapaFeef
      @PapaFeef 6 років тому

      YGarrigan Saddler p

    • @herbieburbie
      @herbieburbie 6 років тому +2

      I stop at that station every year.

  • @MrDudeman78
    @MrDudeman78 8 років тому +2133

    I'm from Oklahoma and I have no doubt that this is a true story

    • @existenceisrelative
      @existenceisrelative 8 років тому +32

      Yeah, but it couldn't have been the OKC greyhound station. There's not enough room to spin around in a circle in that parking lot. Maybe the Tulsa one though.

    • @ts6028
      @ts6028 7 років тому +11

      MrDudeman78 There isn't even a McDonald's near the Greyhound station.. in OKC or Tulsa.

    • @TulsaDude
      @TulsaDude 7 років тому +26

      I second that Scott. It was probably a McDonald's/Gas station off the highway somewhere, he just said he spent the night at the greyhound station, not that the bus stopped there. I'm guessing the cops dropped him off there.

    • @hikefar82
      @hikefar82 7 років тому +16

      existenceisrelative I’m guessing it’s the McDonald’s and gas stop on the highway near okc and he just said that for convenience

    • @gavinreddig3969
      @gavinreddig3969 6 років тому +3

      T S yes there is

  • @nothankyou4886
    @nothankyou4886 8 років тому +2814

    I work security at a bus station, this guy is not even on the tip of the iceberg.

    • @MCwelfare
      @MCwelfare 8 років тому +75

      +No Thank you
      I would love to hear your stories

    • @nothankyou4886
      @nothankyou4886 8 років тому +443

      MCwelfare Had a man get off a bus, no money, smelled like shit, and asked me for 5 dollars, I figured hey why not see if he buys some wine with it, give it to him and he walks past the liqueur store and towards teh strip....A week later same guy comes back to the bus station, pulls up in a limo and gives me 500 bucks. turns out the guy was great a black jack...Unfucking real.
      I have more stores if you want to hear them.

    • @MCwelfare
      @MCwelfare 8 років тому +76

      No Thank you
      That's crazy, man! I wanna hear everything you're willing to share. I love a good story

    • @nothankyou4886
      @nothankyou4886 8 років тому +200

      MCwelfare Well I saw a guy wearing a white tux just explosively shit his pants for $200. I have seen the aftermath of a kid who flushed a 1/16 sick of TNT down a shitter on a Greyhound...Poop was flowing down the center of the bus and the drive had closed the door so it filled the stairwell with the worse liquid death you can think of and it was not even leaking out.
      After the door was opened via the bus`s electric system the shit hit the pavement and in the Vegas heat of August it was cooking like a scrambled egg of shit....
      I have seen a old guy get punched by some black thug but he hit the man`s colostmety bag and his hand was covered in shit and hthe thug started screaming his ass off about how he has Ebola.
      I have walked in on people shitting in the sink with hot water as to sink up the bathroom.
      I have seen people steal jackets only to leave them when they discover people do not put money in jackets.
      I have seen nursing mothers who have not fed their kids just spring leaks.
      I have seen people stick shit filled diapers to the walls and when questioned about it just deny it even happened in full view of the said diapers.
      I have seen some fat fuck that was super glued to the toilet seat by some punks.
      I have stories for days, Do you want me to go on?

    • @MCwelfare
      @MCwelfare 8 років тому +74

      No Thank you
      You've seen some crazy shit, my man. Makes me grateful I don't work anywhere near a bus station. I would love for you to continue if you don't mind.

  • @thelastmanonearth2631
    @thelastmanonearth2631 5 років тому +661

    "Tweety bird tattoos" was the most southern thing ever

    • @puprilla
      @puprilla 5 років тому +2

      Hell yes it is hahaha i know that and im from the north

    • @ban1me540
      @ban1me540 4 роки тому +9

      Used to live in Georgia, saw Tweety Bird tattoos, car seat and steering wheel covers, pajama pants, everything. southerners love Tweety

    • @moon8rager212
      @moon8rager212 4 роки тому +2

      Or 90s

    • @portlandgoose4727
      @portlandgoose4727 4 роки тому

      You ever been to the Six Flags amusement park in Vallejo, CA?

    • @Ann71987
      @Ann71987 4 роки тому +1

      Or play boo bunnys

  • @jasonlajoie
    @jasonlajoie 9 років тому +536

    Greyhound should have an ad campaign that simple says - "For an adventure you'll remember the rest of your life - go Greyhound."

    • @katewrightsings
      @katewrightsings 5 років тому +1

      haha I like that one

    • @thagodwecreate5179
      @thagodwecreate5179 5 років тому +1

      Greyhound...because traveling is a BITCH!!!

    • @adelinas.7335
      @adelinas.7335 5 років тому +2

      Lol!!! So true. I rode it when was in 4th grade. I remember the whole weird experience very well. That stuff sticks in your brain like glue. And now that I think about, my parents flew us back after that! Hahaha. They knew that was enough of that.

    • @scytheakse
      @scytheakse 4 роки тому +2

      Like the ancient Chinese parable may you ride an interesting time

    • @shelbypatton7571
      @shelbypatton7571 3 роки тому

      i saw one like that on a regular bus. it said. “you don’t need an abortion. just find our drivers while working.” ik that seems extremely far fetched and it’s been a while. but it was along the lines of that. stg

  • @breakthisshitdown011
    @breakthisshitdown011 9 років тому +3688

    He was better than the crowd gave him credit for.

    • @chlorineisnotabeverage
      @chlorineisnotabeverage 6 років тому +96

      Jake Riley they all take the grayhound bus.

    • @abortionmisfortune5039
      @abortionmisfortune5039 6 років тому +12

      I mean it’s edited to shorten the story so

    • @euronomus
      @euronomus 6 років тому +79

      It's a funny story but the pacing is wrong, the punchlines come out of nowhere. By the time the humor hits you too much time has passed for the group-laugh effect to take hold.

    • @Allagi22
      @Allagi22 6 років тому +42

      Eh maybe so but as a comedy fan, he just doesn't bring it. It's not just having a funny story to tell it is much more so in the way you tell, especially with your timing and delivery. He was lacking in those regards. It's not bad, but it's not great either.

    • @F40LM
      @F40LM 6 років тому +2

      Your right jake browie!

  • @waynedorsey8885
    @waynedorsey8885 9 років тому +1250

    He was actually really good. This crowd is shit though.
    You could tell he noticed it because half way through he started sweating profusely.

    • @Number1Irishlad
      @Number1Irishlad 9 років тому +47

      He should have had the old nigerian guy come on and say kaboom motherfckers xD

    • @Syph1l1S
      @Syph1l1S 6 років тому +7

      hes wearing a jacket?

    • @CanItAlready
      @CanItAlready 6 років тому +7

      Wyatt He kept wiping his forehead.

    • @alvoneescotonee9779
      @alvoneescotonee9779 6 років тому +3

      I have no clue what profusely means, but... you right

    • @tldoctor2497
      @tldoctor2497 5 років тому +8

      @@alvoneescotonee9779 abundance of sweat, but the stage isn't very cold to begin with

  • @dartanganoswald1775
    @dartanganoswald1775 9 років тому +446

    This dude's pretty funny. Most of the guys I've seen on This Is Not Happening so far I've known about other than him and Ali Siddiq. His Prison Riot episode is hilarious. This show's badass, can't believe I'm just now discovering it.

    • @vamtheanomaly
      @vamtheanomaly 8 років тому +25

      +D'Artangan Oswald Regardless of how funny each episode is or was just remember, MEXICAN GOT ON BOOTS!

    • @kysier6015
      @kysier6015 6 років тому +1

      Krickety Krill XD Ha! I love that one. I lost it multiple times, especially when they were on the train.

    • @ARK-sk5ju
      @ARK-sk5ju 6 років тому +3

      Bruv I have never heard of Ali Siddiq til I started watching TINH and I've been watching his other stuff ever since ha ha.

    • @Andrewlang90
      @Andrewlang90 5 років тому +2

      Mexican has boots on

    • @azahias9
      @azahias9 5 років тому +1

      Ali Siddiq is a comedy BEAST! His story telling style is up there with Chapelle in my opinion

  • @robertholland3895
    @robertholland3895 6 років тому +54

    Delivery and jokes are on point, honestly floored the audience wasn’t more responsive.

  • @bobbyhernandez6132
    @bobbyhernandez6132 4 роки тому +30

    ‘it’s a lot like the Civil War, if the South was fighting each other’ LMAOOOOO

  • @queenelizabethi5868
    @queenelizabethi5868 5 років тому +36

    "I would never make fun of someone for having a stutter."
    Literally the next sentence is "So, next to Stutters was [...]"

  • @MrSeth3158
    @MrSeth3158 9 років тому +210

    This guy has some of the best material right up there with some of the greats, he's got some pacing issues though if he would just slow down and pause after jokes, he doesn't give the audience a chance to laugh and as a result their holding it in so they don't miss something but other than that he's great

    • @awkwarditaliangirl8419
      @awkwarditaliangirl8419 5 років тому +6

      MrSeth3158 great comedy comes with experience and age, that’s for sure. But the fact that he hasn’t achieved either of those doesn’t mean he’s not funny 😂😂😂🤣

    • @aaronpop0083
      @aaronpop0083 4 роки тому +2

      He's actually pretty funny. Getting onto this stage is actually a pretty big accomplishment considering our region of Minnesota we grew up in. His younger brother and I are in the same grade and my younger brother dated one of his sisters for a long while.

    • @JeffWarren47
      @JeffWarren47 4 роки тому

      @@aaronpop0083 I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL.
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  • @gradymoxley2925
    @gradymoxley2925 5 років тому +19

    As a resident of okc, that was a perfect description

  • @hardway4475
    @hardway4475 8 років тому +31

    This is one of my favorite stories ever.

  • @HughWalenski
    @HughWalenski 5 років тому +16

    I'm gonna try to remember the phrase "I'm gonna take you off speaker phone there, bud", to pop off at just the right time.

  • @colemcgurk7566
    @colemcgurk7566 6 років тому +37

    The Toby Keith tattoo actually made me die😂

  • @jamesx21x86
    @jamesx21x86 3 роки тому +36

    Cy is actually a very witty writer … you really have to analyze the joke … he uses very strong sarcastic puns and adlibs from crowd reaction… if you haven’t yet … I personally would say keep giving him a chance

    • @JakeKilka
      @JakeKilka 3 роки тому +2

      Well, it's a 6 year old clip and his act may have developed, but here he kind of comes out arrogant in the start. Being arrogant is okay, many comics present themselves as, but first he should have connected with the audience properly and lead them to where he wants them, because now he kind of gives an uppity vibe. That's why majority of the audience seems disconnected in the beginning and reluctant to really laugh at his observations.

  • @mybrainsondrums
    @mybrainsondrums 9 років тому +5

    this is easily one of my favorites, dudes got great delivery

  • @koquetsss1906
    @koquetsss1906 6 років тому +6

    HAAAA-SVENYA-SKITTYSKEE-REDBULL-Whoooo- toby keith tattoo... I lost my shit right here💀😂

  • @derekfisher8571
    @derekfisher8571 Рік тому +1

    Love Cy. I listen to Middle of Somewhere podcast every week with him and Chad Daniels!

  • @Number1Irishlad
    @Number1Irishlad 9 років тому +105

    Omg I lost it at "kaBOOM mother fuckers!" xD

    • @jaderow5431
      @jaderow5431 9 років тому +1

      Number1Irishlad yes!!! lolol i had to play it a few times it was so funny

    • @Number1Irishlad
      @Number1Irishlad 9 років тому

      Jade Row same xD

    • @luigi9064
      @luigi9064 8 років тому +1

      +Number1Irishlad it was funny but as a nigerian. i can tell u it's unlikely he would say it like that.

    • @Number1Irishlad
      @Number1Irishlad 8 років тому

      Ekene Dimude oh im sure. it's just funny how he said it

  • @jessedunlap9084
    @jessedunlap9084 7 років тому +138

    I live in Oklahoma and i Know what McDonalds that is. The good old boys are always there. The hop in there trucks and just drink in unused lots. Its wild!

    • @matejcevnik7362
      @matejcevnik7362 6 років тому +3

      An american that doesnt know the diffrence between there and their.
      Not surprised tbh

    • @k.k.slider4134
      @k.k.slider4134 6 років тому +16

      @@matejcevnik7362 dude this comment is a year old, and you're getting worked up over it because they used there instead of their? Really?

    • @matejcevnik7362
      @matejcevnik7362 6 років тому +5

      @@k.k.slider4134 the guy lives in America. I live in europe. He doesnt know the diffrence between there and their. I know the diffrence. Its not my native language. Its his native language.

    • @k.k.slider4134
      @k.k.slider4134 6 років тому +10

      @@matejcevnik7362 It was just a simple spelling mistake, everyone makes them now and then. That doesn't make him an idiot.

    • @matejcevnik7362
      @matejcevnik7362 6 років тому +5

      @@k.k.slider4134 there. Their. Thats not a spelling mistake thats being stupid and not knowing your native language

  • @nicolethorson8186
    @nicolethorson8186 6 років тому +111

    Sad he didn't get more laughs. This was really funny

    • @jalepenopvp2300
      @jalepenopvp2300 5 років тому +5

      He didn’t get more laughs because it’s a little bit offensive. Too bad people are too sensitive now a days because this was really funny

  • @rexfordhazelton7601
    @rexfordhazelton7601 2 роки тому +2

    That was soo funny. He really drew the scene and made it come to life.

  • @snewcomer22
    @snewcomer22 5 років тому +22

    As an ex Texas Social Worker, they probably still got the kids 😂

  • @dorisbarkler8570
    @dorisbarkler8570 4 роки тому +3

    I think that they where too busy listening to the story unfold to laugh properly at the right times. It is a great story!

  • @austinhall3937
    @austinhall3937 6 років тому +12

    I was born in Oklahoma, I have lived all 25 years of my life so far in Oklahoma...
    Can confirm.

  • @dny21danny
    @dny21danny 7 років тому +24

    9:48 that lady with that laugh is my favorite. I've heard her in so many videos it's great lol

    • @SandrockCustom
      @SandrockCustom 5 років тому +1

      Who *is* she!?

    • @JeffWarren47
      @JeffWarren47 4 роки тому

      @@SandrockCustom I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL.
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    • @Will-jb7dd
      @Will-jb7dd 3 роки тому +1

      No you haven't.

    • @kever112001
      @kever112001 2 роки тому

      I think it's the same woman at 3:25

  • @DSGodiva
    @DSGodiva 4 роки тому +25

    As someone who does not drive and has unfortunately taken Greyhound multiple times, this is 100% accurate.

  • @spacelyyspace8074
    @spacelyyspace8074 8 років тому +2

    My favorite one so far. Cy always kills it. Comedy on point.

  • @madisongannon6830
    @madisongannon6830 6 років тому +11

    He's bringing back old and unwanted memories, but I still laughed so hard.

  • @robconnole2996
    @robconnole2996 Рік тому

    "SKEEK-ADOO!!" I had to pause there, I was laughing so hard. 🤣

  • @PlayersPush
    @PlayersPush 7 років тому +137

    but pepsi is suppose to solve conflict

    • @supersquare
      @supersquare 6 років тому +3

      Yeah but not diet Pepsi

    • @Yeebees
      @Yeebees 6 років тому +5

      It was cokd

    • @User0000000000000004
      @User0000000000000004 4 роки тому +1

      I supposed your rite.

    • @JeffWarren47
      @JeffWarren47 4 роки тому

      @@supersquare I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL.
      ua-cam.com/video/k5zO72KOBbIa/v-deo.html

  • @scubashawn77
    @scubashawn77 9 років тому +24

    Bill Burr, Mike Lawrence, Nick Kroll, Tommy Johnagin, and Chad Daniels all would be amazing on this show I think.

    • @JamesBongo
      @JamesBongo 6 років тому +3

      Shawn Weber Chad Daniels should be way more famous.

    • @mazsax999
      @mazsax999 5 років тому

      OMG Chad Daniels aka Dad Chaniels!!!!! Him & Ali Saddiq are life right now. Shout Out to Roy Wood Jr.

    • @JeffWarren47
      @JeffWarren47 4 роки тому

      @@mazsax999 I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL.
      ua-cam.com/video/k5zO72KOBbIa/v-deo.html

  • @spencern11
    @spencern11 9 років тому +95

    I hate how every intro involves spoiling the essence of the entire story. Wouldnt you rather learn as the story goes on that someone gets plowed by a bus? Stop including the clip of the comedian's bit at the start please... I never understood the need for teasers in a video I already got damn clicked on and am watching.

    • @HeidiSvenson
      @HeidiSvenson 4 роки тому +2

      Amen. In fact I make a point of ALWAYS jumping immediately to minute 1:00 before the thing even starts. ;-) That's usually where the crappy intro ends.

  • @ramcharger9146
    @ramcharger9146 3 роки тому +2

    They really need to bring this kind of stuff back we need it in these times

  • @MrBarber9
    @MrBarber9 8 років тому +146

    I got attacked by a greyhound so I can relate to this story.

    • @local1925
      @local1925 6 років тому +2

      I own violent greyhounds

    • @redtaco7960
      @redtaco7960 6 років тому +1

      I own 2 labs

    • @dovehq1031
      @dovehq1031 6 років тому +3

      I kind of like some dogs

    • @jaxsunwing6534
      @jaxsunwing6534 5 років тому +1

      A greyhound bus or...

    • @bdl2157
      @bdl2157 5 років тому +3

      I’m a little late but you were the fat woman weren’t you?

  • @XXhite
    @XXhite 2 роки тому

    Bro, why haven't I heard of any more of this guys work? This is seriously one of the funniest "This Isn't Happening" skits ever!!! 💯👍

  • @Darkmatter105
    @Darkmatter105 8 років тому +21

    "SKESKEDU!" 3:48 LOL

  • @NevermindHDx
    @NevermindHDx 8 років тому +1

    One of my favourite stories on this channel.

  • @dcrow113
    @dcrow113 6 років тому +6

    I’ve been to the Gas Station he is talking about so many times. And trust me I can see this happening lmfao

  • @raheemthompson1782
    @raheemthompson1782 2 роки тому

    I took greyhound from Minnesota to Sacramento California.. boy the stuff I seen at the age of 18 was eye opening to say the least .. el paso Texas was my favorite.. we got stranded in New Mexico at 3:00 am and I learned that deserts get cold at night ..

  • @amosmoses5630
    @amosmoses5630 5 років тому +16

    He said OKC and I was like, " yeah, represent." Then I realized what I was watching.

  • @Danielle-ty8mx
    @Danielle-ty8mx 5 років тому +1

    4:35 is the best part of this story and I think about that line every day

  • @electrontube
    @electrontube 5 років тому +22

    "But I'm far more scared of the disgusting trash in between places"
    I sense wisdom in this one.

  • @leejganderson7827
    @leejganderson7827 4 роки тому +1

    Love it!!!!
    *SPOT ON*
    😊😃😄😀😊😃😄😀🌹😚🌹

  • @sorooshusa
    @sorooshusa 8 років тому +28

    This dude is legit funny.

  • @Caprineki
    @Caprineki 4 роки тому +1

    This was wildly funny, I hope to see more of him

  • @ChosenCrosseyed
    @ChosenCrosseyed 9 років тому +3

    I live in Okc and I have to say he was here on a good day.

  • @McPoshSquatch
    @McPoshSquatch 5 років тому +2

    Gotta love Greyhound! The stories we could all tell.

  • @aviannacascio2011
    @aviannacascio2011 6 років тому +3

    I had an asthma attack from laughing at this

  • @AngryBusDriver
    @AngryBusDriver 9 років тому

    I enjoyed this very much, thank you.

  • @kaytlynkoala199
    @kaytlynkoala199 7 років тому +10

    I only ever travel from minneapolis to duluth which is 3 hours and I know that this is extremely accurate

    • @olav7
      @olav7 3 роки тому

      I’ve taken that route. Witnessed the driver kicking a drunk dude out in the woods

  • @EnjoyerofYoutube
    @EnjoyerofYoutube 9 років тому

    this is one of the best stories this show has ever presented.

  • @Tee-OhBee
    @Tee-OhBee 8 років тому +305

    Wow this crowd sucks

    • @FANKANable
      @FANKANable 8 років тому +9

      definitely.

    • @wareham95
      @wareham95 8 років тому +4

      true dat man, shit was funny.

    • @louisbowels6858
      @louisbowels6858 8 років тому +7

      If the crowd incessantly laughs at every joke it's real fucking annoying

    • @Tee-OhBee
      @Tee-OhBee 8 років тому +17

      I get what you're saying ^^^ I just felt the crowd's feedback made his set seem like it was less funny than it actually was.

    • @louisbowels6858
      @louisbowels6858 8 років тому +1

      I can feel that

  • @rosiearts7199
    @rosiearts7199 3 роки тому

    I have never laughed out loud so much in a single set👌🏻👏🏻😂

  • @sidewayspencer
    @sidewayspencer 9 років тому +32

    Anyone who has traveled from Tulsa to OKC has stopped at this very gas station/McDonalds.

    • @kevincarosi318
      @kevincarosi318 7 років тому +1

      Spencer Sullivan true story

    • @TulsaDude
      @TulsaDude 7 років тому +1

      yep................................................

    • @carsonsavannah9553
      @carsonsavannah9553 5 років тому +1

      It's the holy land

    • @JeffWarren47
      @JeffWarren47 4 роки тому

      @@carsonsavannah9553 I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL.
      ua-cam.com/video/k5zO72KOBbIa/v-deo.html

  • @ninasharifi5829
    @ninasharifi5829 8 років тому +1

    This guys is awesome at telling stories!!!

  • @ronjafrigard1510
    @ronjafrigard1510 8 років тому +24

    Crowd was flat

  • @schechter01
    @schechter01 6 років тому

    😆 Greyhound stories! They are priceless. I used to ride Greyhound a few years back, so it's pretty familiar.

  • @Panndia
    @Panndia 6 років тому +3

    I laughed so hard... diet soda came out of my nose

  • @SesshyLover777
    @SesshyLover777 3 роки тому +1

    I live in Oklahoma, know which McDonald's this is, and am LIVING FOR THIS STORY.

  • @johnnyk617
    @johnnyk617 8 років тому +50

    Was kinda waiting for the payoff but it felt like the punchline was under delivered and the crowd sucked

    • @JRibs
      @JRibs 8 років тому +2

      I agree. It was pretty vapid. Kinda just hyperbolic nonsense.

  • @Mickiethenothingness
    @Mickiethenothingness 5 років тому +1

    My boyfriend and I live in OKC and were hysterically laughing at how accurate this was. If you go out on ANY GIVEN NIGHT, somewhere in a large empty parking lot, there will be 3-5 trucks parked in a circle and a group of people in the middle of it, being FAR too loud and giving dirty looks to anyone who goes near them.

  • @brad7925
    @brad7925 5 років тому +5

    I was the same way about flying, went from Arizona to Florida on greyhound. I will happily die in a plane before I do that again

  • @faragar1791
    @faragar1791 6 років тому +1

    Did anyone else laugh their ass off when the old Nigerian guy said "Kaboom mother fuckers!"?

  • @wikidclownchris
    @wikidclownchris 8 років тому +12

    I think I know The McDonald's he's talking about haha

  • @EnjoyerofYoutube
    @EnjoyerofYoutube 9 років тому

    phenomenal story, fantastic delivery.

  • @herbieburbie
    @herbieburbie 6 років тому +6

    I love his comedy. I visit my family once a year in Oklahoma city. The first and what seems like the only stop from Tulsa to Oklahoma city is a gas station/McDonald's I stop there every time to pee. It's pretty sketchy. This has been there since the beginning of gas station/fast food combinations. There's also one that goes over the highway but it's a tourist trap and less sketchy. The one he's talking about is a trap,trap. You'll need gas or a pis or something by the time you see it

  • @Marcmv329
    @Marcmv329 5 років тому

    Hilarious!! Love how he keeps it real describing the people

  • @eriidz
    @eriidz 7 років тому +49

    why the long intros that have nothing to do with the content on every video? what is it?

    • @ytaccount-rs6jt
      @ytaccount-rs6jt 6 років тому +6

      Finesse You it’s meant to introduce the host and represent “this is not happening” by putting crazy stuff in it

    • @ARK-sk5ju
      @ARK-sk5ju 6 років тому +9

      "Its provocative. Its gets the people going" 😂😂

    • @TheAngriestReptileAlive
      @TheAngriestReptileAlive 6 років тому

      Come on dude

    • @JeffWarren47
      @JeffWarren47 4 роки тому

      @@TheAngriestReptileAlive I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL.
      ua-cam.com/video/k5zO72KOBbIa/v-deo.html

  • @redbirdsaraceno
    @redbirdsaraceno 5 років тому

    The intros skits are always awesome on this show .

  • @drankydrank1
    @drankydrank1 9 років тому +7

    This shit was hilarious. I've taken a Greyhound cross country many times and it fuckin sucks.

  • @lonegalaxy9158
    @lonegalaxy9158 5 років тому +1

    Dude, you were great! Absolutely remind me of John Mulaney (and I absolutely loved your set!)

  • @calebdonovan7680
    @calebdonovan7680 4 роки тому +4

    As someone who has been forced to greyhound as a kid this story is so legit it's scary

  • @insanepoptart77
    @insanepoptart77 9 років тому

    awesome clip, thanks CC

  • @TekuTaurus
    @TekuTaurus 5 років тому +4

    "Crocs and socks and jean shorts that cut themselves and sleeveless racin' tee shirts and fuckin' tweety Bird tattoos"
    That there just sounds like the fans at your average Nascar race my dude

  • @radtech21
    @radtech21 5 років тому

    Des Moines to Oakland twice in the late 1980’s. I’ll NEVER forget. I think I have PTSD from those experiences.

  • @greedo277
    @greedo277 9 років тому +3

    this was the best one even if it sounded more rehearsed and fine tuned for a routine

  • @elijahpales3953
    @elijahpales3953 5 років тому +2

    Everytime I go to that mcdonalds gas station I will think of this 😂😂😂

  • @freazkkhan
    @freazkkhan 9 років тому +112

    so many jokes didn't hit.

    • @circuittreez3785
      @circuittreez3785 9 років тому +6

      how's your comedic career going?

    • @freazkkhan
      @freazkkhan 9 років тому +72

      Didn't mean to be mean. Felt bad that some of his ambitious jokes didn't hit with the crowd. I actually thought they were pretty great.

    • @metalandhorror
      @metalandhorror 9 років тому +6

      Fahad Khan i agree his delivery wasn't that great, he was a bit nervous as well.

    • @circuittreez3785
      @circuittreez3785 9 років тому +1

      Oh, i see, I still kinda disagree with you though, i thought they were pretty into it, at least compared to some of the other crowds i've seen

    • @MimiB1974
      @MimiB1974 6 років тому +6

      Yeah... this crowd was terrible. I’m guessing it was hitting too close to home? Which should have made it even funnier

  • @TexasISPDude
    @TexasISPDude 3 роки тому

    im a cable guy and i get access to everything for free, tons of entertainment available but this is not happening is by far the most fun i could have.

  • @TheOrionApex
    @TheOrionApex 5 років тому +4

    1:00 to skip that intro.

  • @Royed
    @Royed Рік тому

    That Hilly Billy Lion king..oh christ. It had me floored. "HAAAA SVENYA SKITTY SKII REDBULLL!! (Missed this opportunity) WHOOOOOOOOWEEE Toby Keith Tattooooos"

  • @WheezyLobo
    @WheezyLobo 9 років тому +33

    WHY THE FUCK DO YOU ALWAYS SPOIL A JOKE AT THE BEGINNING?

  • @tinfoilhat6841
    @tinfoilhat6841 4 роки тому +1

    I don’t know who is reading this but I have been looking for this video for the better half of an hour

  • @whitneyhouston114
    @whitneyhouston114 5 років тому +3

    This guy is very HANDSOME 😍 and FUNNY 😂

  • @starroddy5588
    @starroddy5588 4 роки тому +1

    ‘The bus people fighting the parking lot people was like if the South fought itself.’ LOL!

  • @gavinreddig3969
    @gavinreddig3969 6 років тому +9

    I'm from Oklahoma and I 100% believe this happened

  • @zersch.
    @zersch. 9 років тому +2

    I'm loving these videos, but this is the first one in the playlist that has felt like it had prepared jokes/bits free from the context of the story worked into it instead of just being a person telling a funny and interesting tale. That being said I still enjoyed it.

  • @mychaleg
    @mychaleg 9 років тому +5

    "Hulk Hogan!"

    • @jv-lk7bc
      @jv-lk7bc 3 роки тому

      I've legit seen that kid.

  • @electricturtle3326
    @electricturtle3326 4 роки тому

    I rode a greyhound from Alabama to Kalispell Montana when I was 15. Not exaggerating, the best time of my life, besides my child being born.

  • @areeweblind
    @areeweblind 5 років тому

    Its hilarious that the host doses people with Molly. HILARIOUS.

  • @Ynotnow9900
    @Ynotnow9900 9 років тому +22

    the real question is why was he going to adopt three girls from TX. that's the real story

    • @Jon-dp2bq
      @Jon-dp2bq 9 років тому +5

      stinkin lincoln to sex them

    • @jeyzeus
      @jeyzeus 6 років тому +25

      He wasn't, his parents did. He was just going there, so people from adoption service could talk to him, since he's a family member.

    • @lucole4778
      @lucole4778 6 років тому +17

      yall dumb 😂 its normal for your parents to adopt multiple children
      its actually encouraged

    • @littlebird3167
      @littlebird3167 6 років тому +1

      There's a huge adoption agency in Ft. Worth.

    • @brianz2802
      @brianz2802 6 років тому +2

      Happens all the time

  • @koammudo43
    @koammudo43 10 місяців тому

    Ari opeing are always awesome makes me want a movie of these lol

  • @waynehunt7959
    @waynehunt7959 6 років тому +4

    Absolulety lost it “ someone threw a Diet Coke at chest/boob/stomach area

  • @norf87
    @norf87 Рік тому

    Dis was funny. Why I did I visualize this whole scene 😂