"I don't like mixed colours". "Smells good as new". "I find that hanging them in my wardrobe overnight tends to straighten them out". "I should have got something a couple of sizes below". "I love the silky feeling when I'm inside you". "Those jeans/genes look familiar". "I got this just for the weekend". "I like the distressed look".
Things you can say about your clothes,... "I wish they'd stop ridin' up my ass!" "Brought me out in a rash so I left them in the closet." "Gimme a break! _Everyone_ had them back then!" "I can't squeeze into them anymore." "Is this the right way round?" "I only take them out when there's nothing clean left."
They would say it when there was a female comedian in the cast for the episode in the past, but because Aisha is female, and because times have changed girlfriend to partner to be more inclusive and allow for more types of jokes to be made.
Jeff: “Get in the van!”
Wayne: “I’m done, get out of the van!
Where’s my van?”😂
Terrible ways to start a conversation:
“You weren’t listening to a word I’m saying?”
My girlfriend always starts her sentence that way
I'm going to use this (but not claim that it's mine.)
"Sshhh!"
"Sorry, were you talking to me?...Not you, the little guy on your shoulder."
"You still have _both_ your kidneys, right?"
They're all hilarious until Ryan comes out with something that just makes you die laughing. "Been hanging in my closet for years" ahahahaha
genuinely hate how jeff is still really attractive,, the bastard's so charasmatic
I am not Spanish-speaking, guess how I will remember open and closed in Spanish. Thanks Jeff.
same lol
Es una muy buena forma para recordarlo a futuro.
Yup, it is. Abierto, cerrado
Abierto, cerrado... XD
17 years later and Jeff Davis hasnt aged one bit!
"I don't like mixed colours".
"Smells good as new".
"I find that hanging them in my wardrobe overnight tends to straighten them out".
"I should have got something a couple of sizes below".
"I love the silky feeling when I'm inside you".
"Those jeans/genes look familiar".
"I got this just for the weekend".
"I like the distressed look".
The last one is just vile 💀💀
Also another good one "All these Chinese ones look the same"
that van gets a lot of mileage
1:39 - 1:52 is brilliant. I nearly spat my drink over my keyboard!
0:55 is one of New lines best moments
Things you can say about your clothes but not your partner:
Damn look at all those wrinkles
I'm getting a new one next summer
How much for a rent
Colin already said it better:
"I'm gonna have to steam that."
Would look better in White/Black
I haven't wash it in years
It's nice, I just wish I had it in a different colour.
Sesame street is always brought to you by the letter h, common guys :D
i dont get it...
Capital H
Does it come in a smaller size?
Red Phantom Eww, this one’s all wrinkled!
I hate when it gets hairy
"It's a hand-me down"
"It's perfect for Winter"
Lol the funny thing is Wayne's ex-wife is Chinese
C nope, Hawaiian of Japanese descent.
Brian Fantana Who cares, them all asians look the same
Balam Sosa it's 2018. Racism will not be well received.
No they don't.
@@watermelongod nah every white just looks the fucking same
Damn, this one got ripped, I need to find a new one.
Jeff!!!!!!!!
Always looking forward to seeing him on the show!
"Big, small, big, small, ugh small, big, bigger." 🤗😂😀
3:05
Ben Seems familiar for some reason. Still made the laughter Wayne down.
When he did that little kid thing and got hit by the other guys winner 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You keep repeating the same videos :(
"Easiest way is to use the coathanger!"
"Using the coathanger always works..."
Being naked at public transport and saying: "Keep your hands off the pole, there's my stop!"
its old i need new one
“I slept in it and it’s all wrinkly!”
“Can you smell that?”
Things you can say about your clothes but not your partner
😰 it’s got a hole
Jeff is underrated
Things you can say about your clothes but not your partner:
The moths have made holes AGAIN!!!
This host is the most beautiful Black lady out there
She sure is!😍👊
Not for me but I’m just glad to see someone say that about someone other than Beyonce (I don’t like Beyonce)
Na. Halle Berry
ohdamn they killing me
Good, but not as good as before...
This needs to come back soon
nice!!
Nothing beats...
*THE LETTER "H"*
Things you can about your clothes, That you cannot say about your partner
“Man that thing is so old, I’m going to have to burn it”
Terrible ways to start a conversation :
"Excuse me, does this napkin smell like chloroform to you ?"
😂😂😂the std part kills me
They should've said
"Fits like a glove"
Things you can say about your clothes,...
"I wish they'd stop ridin' up my ass!"
"Brought me out in a rash so I left them in the closet."
"Gimme a break! _Everyone_ had them back then!"
"I can't squeeze into them anymore."
"Is this the right way round?"
"I only take them out when there's nothing clean left."
Is this improvised?
The whole show is, yeah.
Things you can say about your clothes, but not your partner: "Hey, anyone got a lint roller?"
😂😂😂
3:05😂😂
Hmm, seems a little large. I should return it.
got it straight from the manufacture
I like aisha and all but that laugh or "noise" she makes is very irritating...
When was girlfriend replaced by partner?
Daniel I may be mistaken but I think it's when Drew left they changed that to partner.
Daniel partner is just way more flexible. Gives the the opportunity to make skits about both sexes
They would say it when there was a female comedian in the cast for the episode in the past, but because Aisha is female, and because times have changed girlfriend to partner to be more inclusive and allow for more types of jokes to be made.
Who’s the guy other than Ryan, Colin and Wayne
Calvin Aung Jeff Davis
Nice
It's a bit dirty....
I’ll always skip Aisyah
Is this an American mock the week?
No. This was originally a UK show in the 80s that moved to America. One of the creators of this later created Mock The Week, reusing this idea.
03:06 abierto cerrado ua-cam.com/video/ngAlqA20d-Y/v-deo.html
Where did the all American hat go??
The wrinkles are workable.
"oh shit, I tore another hole in it" why did no one get that?
It's convenient but I wouldn't be caught dead with it in in public.
Mock the week has more time for the jokes in each category
I cried at *abierto... cerrado...* I was kinda turned on ngl its bad lmfao
Aisha's laugh annoys me
Tut, it’s got a hole!
You just know, every time Ryan is the first one out, it's going to be either nasty, hilarious or both.
motumbo
she's so bad with the buzzer timing...
It's full of wrinkles