Whose Line: SFAH - Things you can say about your ___ but not your girlfriend
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- Опубліковано 20 сер 2024
- Here is a compilation of "Things you can say about your ____ but not your girlfriend" suggestions from SFAH. Enjoy! If anyone has a request for a compilation, let me know!
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"Things you can say about your dog, but not your girlfriend."
"Come!"
Brought to you by ABC Family, ladies and gentlemen
"Get off the mailman."
Yes she is a bitch
Note also Colin's hand while he says it.
I expected a "good boy" or something
Just say "Disney", and you're good
food and not your girlfriend:
"It's still not quite as good as your mother's"
regionfuego6 I don’t want this I want what he’s having
"Can I get a refund?"
Hey, does this smell a bit off to you?
"Mmmm...starts off sweet, but has a bitter aftertaste."
I'm not touching this. It's way past the expiration date.
Colin is so twisted, a true comedic genius. "It's okay if you don't mind the bugs in your teeth." "Come!" "She's taking on water!"
Yet in real life he is actually one of the most docile, kind, approachable people ever. He’s such a gem.
@@HeyMyLifeIsLibby Don't mess with his family, though. He will roast you harder than chestnuts on fire.
I still don't get the "Bugs in your teeth" joke though
@@minupakumarasinghe3913 He's implying that she's got bugs in her cooch. Cunnilingus joke.
@@user-dr3zk1mw4i Thank you! I thought I did a pretty good job of bringing back the humor also!
Boat and not your girlfriend:
“She’s full of sea men!”
"I spent all of my bonus on her, and I barely get the chance to bring her out!"
I'll set it on fire and collect the insurance
Smells like rotten fish.
She’s got a pretty big deck, doesn’t she?
Yeah I didn't really get that jo... Oh. OH.
Food and not your girlfriend:
“Hmm, if it doesn’t come in 30 minutes it’s free?”
omg
The "it's free" part doesn't really work. How about just "guaranteed to come in 30 minutes or less"
Even that feels a bit awkward.
You can use totally same sentence, but for Dog and not your girlfriend.
Boat but not you're girlfriend
Wow, that's a lot of semen
Food and not your gf:
It better not be raw in the middle
“Breast breast breast, where are the thighs!?”
The anime community in a nutshell.
This is the most accurate comment-
『Rekter.』 can you tell me why weebs always do this?- last time i checked it was this...
Thighs a superior
BlurtL
I don’t know, I just like to cut off my comments.
100% accurate 🤣
Things you can say about your business, but not your girlfriend.
“Over 50 billion served.”
"Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back."
EddieHawkinsII “it’s fine if you don’t mind working with at least four other guys at the same time”
Not just a tax write-off.
Chapter 13. Nuff said
Pleasing customers since 1929.
I bet there was at least one parent who had the hard task to tell his/her child a fake child-friendly explanation why "Come" was so funny to the audience.
You mean kids explain it to parents 🥴
@@nateinsane4023 burn
@Alan Cogan *teenagers
@Alan Cogan he said that kids are f**king each other nowadays. But, its actually teenagers who are doing that "activity"
stingray1442 honestly I remember being a kid and other kids were nasty and did that stuff sooo, I guess not just teens.
“GET OFF THE MAILMAN”
Comedic genius
She's trying, why are you mad-
@@Phyran 😆
Things you can say about your business, but not your girlfriend
Family discounts
OMGGGH LOL
*H o l d u p*
buy 1 get 1 free
excuse me but what the fuck
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
It's funny how they found the 3 perfect cast members to permanently stay, but could never find the fourth.
The 4th spot was always open to a guest staror comedian.
It’s not they they couldn’t. The original show had all four cast members changing on a regular basis. Ryan and Colin quickly became fan favorites and pretty staples. Wayne eventually did as well by the time the show became a U.S. production with Drew at the helm. He also became essential for the singing games being the best one at that.
So they just kept the fourth chair a revolving one for guests.
@@MegaRayland To think they actually brought "Trump head" Kathy Griffin on one time.
@Always Here Who told you he was a monster?
@Always Here You failed to answer my question. Who told you this? And while you're at it, who told you that other stuff too?
Boat and not girlfriend:
“Geez, it smells like dead fish down there”
I've been smacked several times for using that one
I want to like but it's on 69
The amount of cocaine you can stuff in there is frightening
I only use her during the summers.
"I get nausea just to think about getting back there"
Colin's "come" is the single greatest line in the entire show
His Hand Motion makes it even better
I dunno meow is pretty good
Hands down!
Nothing beats a line of Colin's "come".
*Food*
“I wasn’t expecting to get crabs”
"Don't eat the crab dip! Yay-yay!"
@@TheArcher101 *cue community intro*
damm I should've bought bigger melons
"Is that cream cheese?"
My father was right it’s not very tasty but it’s quick and easy
Dogs and not your girlfriend:
"She's pretty big for being just a year old."
*oh dear.*
FBI OPEN UP!
*Chris Hansen has joined the chat*
“Take a seat.” 🙇🏻♂️
Leo Woods holy fuck
"Who's my big girl? Who's daddy's big girl? Yes you are, yes you are!"
Food and not your girlfriend:
My wife would love this.
Ohhhhh, shit
Alternatively,
My wife would hate this
Hey I told you not to swallow that!
"Delivery's under 30 min.'s, or it's completely free!!!"
"The thighs" was before it's time.
Thighs are timeless
@@abhinavpandey2604 Thigh-meless (timeless)
@Nehemiah Cha Fr I would've been puzzled for ages
A true futurist indeed
I love how Colin facepalmed as soon as "things you can say about your dog" came up. HE KNEW WHAT WAS COMING NEXT
"Things you can say about food but not your girlfriend"
Is there a fat free option?
Edit: I know I'm a terrible person
Media Memes that’s pretty good 😂
OMG
Who is that at 4:34
Omfg 🤣🤣
I order lobster not crabs
i love how you have Colin making a fingering motion and saying "come" on ABC Family
Luke W these were originally on ABC after 8:00 at night, meaning that their content could be racier.
_C O M E_
That "food" segment got more mileage than any other segment I've ever seen.
my ex also had a lot of mileage.
Things you can say to your dog, but not your girlfriend:
“Don’t get excited, I’m just putting your leash in another room”.
Well, some of us can~
Ayyyyy m’boy.
@@krimsonkarma8412
oh
Lol it’s so damn true though
That’s funny
I feel like Colin only steps forward if he KNOWS it’s a hit. I admire that
“Things you can say about your truck but not your girlfriend”:
I think there’s a bit too much weight in the back.
Truck but not girlfriend.
Once i drop my load on her back she really gets down😉
She's big enough to burn diesel.
My friends only use me for rides
So there I am, riding along in her without a care in the world. And then, she up and dies on me.
Let me check the underneath for any spills.
I laughed so hard at "She's taking on water", and "She's going down!" Funniest thing ever!
Lol! 😂😂😂😂😂
Things you can say about your motorcycle, but not your girlfriend
She looks good, but she's a lousy ride.
Damn! Lmao
Things you can say about your motorcycle but not your girlfriend:
She's pretty fast.
She rides pretty smooth.
She needs more fuel.
It might be time to replace her.
I let my friend borrow her.
@@raspberryjam3724 damn
@@esmooth919 thx. I'm quite proud of those.
If you're going to ride that, you better have some damn good insurance.
3:22 "Come" - best moment ever in WLIIA. Congratulations, Colin!
"come"
i choked on my food
@Maxx Kroes I see you corrected that typo lol
You kiss your momma with that mouth?
Choke on anything else?
🅰️ *YO!!!!!* 👈🤣
Things you can say about your boat, but not your girlfriend.
"I don't think we can get any more seamen in her."
I had 20 different people in it last night.
It's not bad once you scrape off all the barnacles
I'm surprised they didn't say that, or perhaps it was edited out.
You're gonna need some pretty deep water to float her.
Oh here she comes!
"Things you can say about your dog, but not your girlfriend"
No, we do it outside.
😆😆
😂😂😄
Hey hey HEYYY DO NOT CHEW IT!!!
That “come” absolutely ended everyone’s career.
"Come!" The best one word I think I have ever heard anyone say.
All these guys remind me of the boys that clowned around in junior high. They were good friends that joked with each other.
Nice
Everyone else: well delivered and thought out jokes
Colin: a innuendo word and a hand movement
Anyone else love the way Greg looks at the camera after saying all his stuff. Perfect. Also dang Colin at 3:25
The hand motion omg 😂
boat and not your girlfriend:
"she's a lot larger than my last one"
Boat and not your girl friend
“She even comes with a little dingy”
Trans_irl
“Come” the single greatest line in TV history
3:24 Colin Mochrie... *genius*.
Greatest ad lib ever at 3:23. Drew should have just hit the buzzer twice.
“Things you can say about your dog, but not your girlfriend.”
She’s only 2 years old but she already knows how to roll over properly!
Things you can say about your boat but not your girlfriend
“Yarrr she blows”
Thinking same joke!
The boat: "I'd invite you to come on her, but she's already full of seamen."
"Greg told me to say it.." lol they´re like two lil kids being confronted by daddy after a "minor" mishap :D dad it was gregs idea! xD
A dog but not your girlfriend:
"Fine, you can go outside now"
holy hell Colin is incredible. “come” with the hand gesture is so perfect 😂
Things you can say about your boat, but not your girlfriend:
Can't this thing go any faster?
Things you can say about food but not your girlfriend:
“Last time I ate that I got a rash that just wouldn’t go away.”
Sure you can ride her. Everyone else has.
0:44 has me rolling
*I’m glad I’m not the only one! 🤣 lol*
food and not your girlfriend: "Ugh, I paid five dollars for this?"
Business and not your girlfriend:
“Customer satisfaction guaranteed!”
Everyone is welcome.
Things you can say about your truck but not your girlfriend:
"I bet that could take a huge load"
I will never stop laughing at Colin's "Come." With the hand gesture.
I like how all the vehicles include a joke about capacity.
Also, I didn't realize until this time watching it what Colin's hand movement was supposed to be in the "come" bit.
"I'm sick of breasts! Where are the thighs?!"
relatable
Things about your dog, but not your girlfriend:
"Spit that out! You don't know where its been!"
About your dog but not your gf:
"She's getting quite old now, she's almost 13"
LMFAO! 🤣 Pure gold. Probably wouldn't make it to air though.
As a 13-14 year old, I had no idea what Colin's "pet but not girlfriend" joke meant, but now at 37, I finally got it.
"Things you can say about your busniess but not your girlfriend"
The more people come the better
Things you can say to your dog but not your girlfriend:
"Bitch."
StarDragon77 funny how nobody would comment under this 😅😂
Too true
Things you can say about your business but not your girlfriend.
"Front's busted, you'll have to come through the back"
food but not your girlfriend
"No, you go ahead. I'll just have the leftovers."
boat but not your girlfriend
"They're nice at first, but eventually they just become a hole you throw money into."
LMFAO THE SECOND ONE
Even the almighty Colin would crack a smile at that second one. Well done.
Things you can say about your dog:
"Why can't we get a second one?"
Boat:
"Hasn't gotten wet in years but I can't say that I really care"
"Come." DEAD 😂😂😂😂😂
I like how Colin makes everyone else laughs and stays with a straight face😂
This one of the best mash ups of this show ever! Loved it!
Colin doesn’t even step up to say another one about the dog question, because he knows he can’t top that one!!!!!!🤣
3:25)
*And with a single word, he won*
I like how Drew keeps turning around to look at the ladies behind him after an insane comment 😭😂
"Noone wants those eggs..." 😂😂😂😂
Underappreciated joke
Took me a few watches to realize Collin's hand gesture during the "Come" line is only using 2 fingers 😂
Things you can say about your boat, but not your girlfriend: 'SHE SPRUNG A LEAK!"
By and large, if she had less ballast she wouldn't be stuck on a bar.
She was so loaded to the gunwales I had to tie her tail to her cleat.
Takes several guys to get her out of her slip.B.W.
There's a lot of sea men in that one...
Once the dog card came out, everyone on stage immediately spotted the potential danger in the situation
food and not your girlfriend:
“a little bit of chocolate never hurt nobody”
Holy shit
3:29 I remember watching this as a kid (probably 12 or 13). I understood the "Come" joke. And I always thought he was doing the "come hither" motion. I'm 29 and I just realized what the motion actually is XD
say about food, but not your girlfriend:
_serves coffee_
"Needs more cream."
Things you can say about the food you eat, but not your girlfriend.
*_"It tasted better fresh."_*
Things you can say about your boat but not your girlfriend: “I got this beauty from my dad!”
Gotta admire Colin’s craft. He doesn’t go for the low-hanging fruit and he won’t even participate in some rounds unless he comes up with an absolute howler.
You know its going to be funny, when even the comedians laugh before entering 😂😂
Business and girlfriend:
“Takes a lot of work but at least i can get something by the end of the month”
This is the only time I recall seeing Ryan clapping for one of the others! He laughs (when he’s listening 😄) but this is real applause. Awesome! 3:29
Colin has got ice in his veins. His deadpan expression makes it even more funnier.
Things you can say about your motorcycle but not your girlfriend:
She’s 12 years old so a bit old for my taste but I still love her
*_We have some questions for you._*
the sad thing is i dont think hes joking
@@im_zenkai why is that? out of all people joking here, why him? Honest question.
Dan Wells FBI OPEN UP
*Chris Hansen wants to know your location*
“Ahh! Nice trim!”
**buzz**
“They told me to say it!!”
Drew: things you can say to your dog, but not your girlfriend
Colin: Come!
Colin is so deadpan, it's hilarious 👌
Things you can say about your motorcycle, but not your girlfriend:
My entry: I always liked the small Japanese models. 😂
MrFunnyGuy015 it's that old and it runs this good?
Things you can say about your food but not your girlfriend
It cost 10 bucks
Mmm. Tasty.
Eww, the eggs are so runny
Too much gristle
I shared with a friend from work
Serves 5 to 10 people
Food and not your girlfriend:
“It’s a little too dry.”
Something you can say about your car but not girlfriend: Get in
"I'm going to trade it in for a new model".
Need to clean it out.
It takes forever to warm up when I get inside.
"I need to apply some lubricant"
Do you think I should try a different color next time?
"Things you could say when you're traveling but not about your girlfriend"
"I'm afraid your bag won't fit in the overhead compartment"
"They charge extra for additional bags"
"Are we there yet"
"These security lines are too long and provocative"
"Hang on tight it's gong to be a bumpy ride"
Oh no it popped. Were gonna have to put the spare on
I'm sorry, there's no excess luggage
"I just can't find the right spot. Time to ask for directions."
Those without a visa will be denied entry.
@@TheStapleGunKid ouch
UA-cam 2020: let's recommend videos from the decade
1:16 I see Greg is a man of culture as well
Food: "I'll never be able to get that fish smell out."
Food and not your girlfriend:
"Probably the most expensive meal I ever ate"
for the motorcycle, "she's fun to ride but don't let your friends see you on her" LMAO!!!
“Put the pedal to the metal and make her SCREAM!”
Things you can say about your dog, but not your girlfriend. "She's starting to go into heat so I'm sure she's ready to be bred."
“Mmm! Everything tastes better on a Ritz!” 😂😂😂