TOTALY SMASH/PASS COUNT Cookie Pass: 73 Smash: 9 Cody Pass: 73 Smash: 8 At the end however, Cody's response for the zombie piglin was cut off, but I'm gonna assume it was pass lol
Asexuals doing smash or pass in the first place is funny enough but the fact they're doing it with minecraft mobs of all things makes the concept even funnier
I personally love doing smash or pass with other people because people know I'm asexual and they're horrified at the amount of things I say smash to, and the fact I don't elaborate most of the time is even funnier. I work with the logic of "I wouldn't do it with any of these, but if I have to do it with at least one, then I might as well have fun with it"
Thinking : is it even Sax if it's just a solid rod .. but it's on them... Would they feel it.... Is it good??? Would it hurt them... Would it hurt me.............. . . . . ...pass
As an ace person my sister did a smash cake with her friends and told me to do one but.. it was before I was outed and so I made a slideshow analytically explaining why I was in love with each character. I came out to her soon after💀
ITS. A COLUMN. OF FIRE. THATS JUST A BUCH OF PIECES OF LITERAL WOOD. ON FIRE. ITS A HUNDRED DEGREES. CELSIUS. YOU WOULD BE DEAD BEFORE YOU TOUCHED IT. YOU FOOLS.
Smash or Pass as a concept never appealed to me because I was so I just never watched the videos. Seeing other aces play it suddenly made it sound a lot more fun. Also Minecraft mobs makes it more fun, because there are some wild ones out there.
3:51 That's so funny how they went silent and then both go shy "smash" Like, you can smash, only if you're quiet enough, otherwise the last smash in your life 💀
see, the funny thing about it is that you don't have to actually want to smash them. you just have to think it's pretty and probably smashable and then freak your friends out with some wild outlandish hear me outs
I laugh so much at my friends’ hear me outs when they’re genuinely psychotic to me xD I don’t understand the attraction, so I’m like “why?” expecting there to be some kind of reason… but I guess anyone can judge smash or pass candidates based on the.. um.. potential experience??
Okay, so from what i’ve gathered: Anything on 4 legs is out (understandable) We love the Enderman (tall dark and handsome, also understandable) Otherwise: ?!!?!?
Funny story related to this, I am also ace, and when I first heard of smash or pass, I thought it was smash as in like smash with a boulder like kill, cause there’s no way someone would want to have sex with so many of the things there, right? I did not yet know I was ace
@@WouldntYouLikeToKnow0-0For a genuine answer: Saying "smash" is a joke a lot of the time but not always. I would smash the iron from monopoly and that's not a joke (I'm bi)
Im also pretty damn asexual (on the spectrum at least) and yeah passing most things is usually how I do these too, although I usually never care about these/they make me uncomfortable
Breeze, he spawns in huge underground structures, added in 1.21 His ability is that he attacks player with breeze balls, which sends you flying up to 12 blocks. You can block his projectiles with shield. He can't fly, but can jump himself. Drops breeze rods, which can be crafted in 4 breeze balls. Also breeze rods are necessary for you to craft a new weapon type: mace Its the slowest weapon in the game, only 0.5 attack speed, but for every block that you attack mob/player, it hits +0.5 a heart If you aren't able to hit target with a mace you takke all falling damage, but if your attack is successful, then you wont take damage from falling It doesnt have a limit to its attack, so you can theoretically oneshot ender dragon with this thing
some of these like creeper or slime or enderman have insane potential for this like just imagine, with the slime you know what i mean and you can picture the others yourself
The Blaze and Breeze are the funniest mobs in this kind of game, because the general answer comes down to "smash. but like, why" Also kinda funny that the Slime was such a resounding smash but the magma cube is left in the dust.
Kind of too late to pass on the zombie and enderman, they’re already in Smash. …Wait, this isn’t about Smash Bros? Jokes aside, I love the simplicity of this video! No long intro explaining a concept most people are already familiar with, just getting straight (well, not straight) into it. And being aroace myself, I can confirm Warden do be looking pretty fine. :P
I was going to watch this while eating Saltines, but I got invested and forgot about the Saltines. The bowl's still sitting next to me... staring at me... menacingly... (I am hungry)
TOTALY SMASH/PASS COUNT
Cookie
Pass: 73
Smash: 9
Cody
Pass: 73
Smash: 8
At the end however, Cody's response for the zombie piglin was cut off, but I'm gonna assume it was pass lol
Meanwhile I feel like a freak cuz I did my own and got 57 passes and 25 smashes 💔
smash
If the passes are equal how are the smashes not?
@@aqua-bery Cody's response was cut off
the way you slowly sound more and more distressed as real life animals keep appearing is hilarious
Insta pass on real life animals 😂
The unanimous instantaneous "pass" on the vilalger got me choking from laughter
I feel bad for villager now :(
I love how this video has no intro, no explanations, nothing, just 4:26 minutes of them saying "pass"(and ocasonally "smash")
Asexuals doing smash or pass in the first place is funny enough but the fact they're doing it with minecraft mobs of all things makes the concept even funnier
I personally love doing smash or pass with other people because people know I'm asexual and they're horrified at the amount of things I say smash to, and the fact I don't elaborate most of the time is even funnier.
I work with the logic of "I wouldn't do it with any of these, but if I have to do it with at least one, then I might as well have fun with it"
my friend did the same thing but with artillery and guns
@@Eristic-Loves what
As an asexual it is funny seeing other asexuals do this
@@Eristic-Loves💀
the pauses on every single thing with some sort of rod is killing me
FR
😏
Thinking : is it even Sax if it's just a solid rod
.. but it's on them... Would they feel it.... Is it good??? Would it hurt them... Would it hurt me..............
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.
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...pass
@@JesusChrist-sm4bm if one person uses a dildo on another, is that not a kind of sex?
3:11 but like Cookie was being so calm and understandable the whole time and then they just bust out with this 😭
Understandable though
@ I mean yeah
Slime is a hard pass for me tbh
The silence before almost every smash is taking me out lmao
The immediate reaction to the slime genuinely startled me. You do have a point there, though...
I’m pretty sure you can get slime balls from pandas sneezing in Minecraft,that would be incredibly unsanitary
As an ace person my sister did a smash cake with her friends and told me to do one but.. it was before I was outed and so I made a slideshow analytically explaining why I was in love with each character. I came out to her soon after💀
i would sit through that
@atoucangirlSame lmao
Asexuals doing smash and pass for the most random things is my favorite genre ever.
the SILENCE on the blaze speaks volumes (as an asexual, smash)
same tbh
ITS. A COLUMN. OF FIRE. THATS JUST A BUCH OF PIECES OF LITERAL WOOD. ON FIRE. ITS A HUNDRED DEGREES. CELSIUS. YOU WOULD BE DEAD BEFORE YOU TOUCHED IT. YOU FOOLS.
it depends on the temp
As an asexual I don’t want to be burned lol
@@MynameisnotGraey A risk I'm willing to take
1:51 the complete silence before cody peaks their mic saying "SMASH" is taking me OUTTT 😭😭😭
I totally understand the iron golem dude, somehow I knew it would be a quick smash answer.
I don't get it.
@ it’s like a tall muscly dude that would probably have a huge thing if you know what I mean
yeah ig if you think abt it it is rly hot
@@aeolianthecomposerHumanoid, big, strong, loyal, gives flowers to children, protects the village. It has good vibes.
@@KingNedya Guess I'm just too used to thinking of them as of an easy iron source
As an aroace who still plays smash or pass, I agreed with almost everything, but passing the blaze?
Too hot, would incinerate you
Or at least, that was the logic before the dragon smash
@carimeslockdownedtree2654 Well I mean the dragon doesn't breathe fire, sooo...
@carimeslockdownedtree2654 makes it better 😍
same here, but um... *cough* salmon..... *cough*
@TheFrozenGeode mad respects for admitting that LMAO
there's not even an intro or explanation lol the title was enough
At first I thought the bot was just gonna be them saying pass the entire time lol
Smash or Pass as a concept never appealed to me because I was so I just never watched the videos. Seeing other aces play it suddenly made it sound a lot more fun. Also Minecraft mobs makes it more fun, because there are some wild ones out there.
SAME
1:12 I can hear Quackity yelling “I LOST MY V!RG|N|T¥ TO THE ENDER DRAGON!”
lmao 😭
0:11 that ones really hot ;)
Litrealy
0:52 actually thats a cod not a bass
yea I know where to door is I'm on my way
i was thinking the same thing
oh brother
3:51
That's so funny how they went silent and then both go shy "smash"
Like, you can smash, only if you're quiet enough, otherwise the last smash in your life 💀
the nervous passes help😭😭
THE DRAGON???????
Duh the dragon is a smash
irl animals 😂
As an ace, I can’t do smash or pass, or the “hear me out” cake, BECAUSE I HAVE NOBODY I WANT TO SMASH. 🤣
see, the funny thing about it is that you don't have to actually want to smash them. you just have to think it's pretty and probably smashable and then freak your friends out with some wild outlandish hear me outs
As an asexual, I would smash symbol for pi in an instant
passing the blaze means you clearly never encountered the Mob Talker mod back in the day
this is literally the perfect thing for my brain at 1am
it's 5am and i was giggling at all the pauses
i love stupid mc videos that appeal specifically with less sleep
fellow 1am'er here
@@music-zv6je brush your teeth
4:47 am baby
Apparently the youtube algorithm was of the same opinion. Good taste.
I only clicked on this because of the fact that its asexuals doing this. All the more hilarious for this topic
That “smash” for the Enderman was faboulous 😂
new objective: become a quadrupedal exploding plant
call me what you want but a bogged had me cornered with my shield up and half a heart and the way it was looking at me changed something inside of me
Not the bogsexual awakening 😭
i cant imagine smashing literally any of these besides maybe the villager considering none of them pass the Harkness test
Dear UA-cam,
Please recommend me more content like this.
Thank you!
I laugh so much at my friends’ hear me outs when they’re genuinely psychotic to me xD I don’t understand the attraction, so I’m like “why?” expecting there to be some kind of reason… but I guess anyone can judge smash or pass candidates based on the.. um.. potential experience??
I love the consideration whenever something VAGUELY humanoid comes up
Lmao I clicked thinking the whole video would just be pass.
Not Yall thinking about it 😭 0:16
as a pansexual, i am very confused as to how they said smash more times than me
as a villager i took that "ew" personally
I like how it was just smash and pass with no explanations
i feel like im being brain washed this is awesome
woke agenda 🔥🔥🔥
i love how they start out by passing each mob unanimously until it gets to blaze and their both just silent
That immediate and in sync “EWW……pass!” with the villager 😂 that felt harsher than sand paper
I’m asexual and whenever ppl play smash or pass around me I don’t even look I just go ‘pass pass pass pass pass pass pass’ over and over again
I view it from a platonic lense. If I'd date them, smash
Okay, so from what i’ve gathered:
Anything on 4 legs is out (understandable)
We love the Enderman (tall dark and handsome, also understandable)
Otherwise: ?!!?!?
Big strong mobs like the piglin brute, golem and warden are popular smashes also understandable to me
Also, anything decomposing is out as well. Again, understandable
@@dolliethedollmaybe bcs it is wet?
rods
@@dolliethedoll You know... the posibilities...
Slime is smash. I've been wanting to for 10 years.
...
Edit: and also a creeper.
creeper is very valid
@AbrahamLincolnOfficialChannel i just like fat women.
Funny story related to this, I am also ace, and when I first heard of smash or pass, I thought it was smash as in like smash with a boulder like kill, cause there’s no way someone would want to have sex with so many of the things there, right?
I did not yet know I was ace
Do people mean it when they say smash??? It was always something more ~~conceptual~~ to me (I’m also ace)
@@WouldntYouLikeToKnow0-0For a genuine answer: Saying "smash" is a joke a lot of the time but not always. I would smash the iron from monopoly and that's not a joke (I'm bi)
No clickbait, you get what the title says
Pretty difficult to do this in Minecraft where most things are either dead or animals
I, an Ace myself, can finally say Yay, a Smash or Pass video I agree with in large parts!
Yay!
Im also pretty damn asexual (on the spectrum at least) and yeah passing most things is usually how I do these too, although I usually never care about these/they make me uncomfortable
0:34 okay i haven’t played minecraft in a long while WTF IS THAT
Breeze, he spawns in huge underground structures, added in 1.21
His ability is that he attacks player with breeze balls, which sends you flying up to 12 blocks. You can block his projectiles with shield. He can't fly, but can jump himself.
Drops breeze rods, which can be crafted in 4 breeze balls.
Also breeze rods are necessary for you to craft a new weapon type: mace
Its the slowest weapon in the game, only 0.5 attack speed, but for every block that you attack mob/player, it hits +0.5 a heart
If you aren't able to hit target with a mace you takke all falling damage, but if your attack is successful, then you wont take damage from falling
It doesnt have a limit to its attack, so you can theoretically oneshot ender dragon with this thing
It's like the blaze if it was an air elemental instead of fire
Am I the only one who thought the joke would be they passed on everything?
Im aroace and agree in almost everything BUT THE DRAGON AND THE BLAZE????? Also based pick on the warden
imnotaceimnotaceimnotaceimnotacemaybeiamnoimnotacedefinitelynot
splendid video, "pass"/10
where is the woke mob
yoo ik you, youre that guy
Consider a sensible chuckle from me
Would love to see how their answers changed if they were alone XD 100% influencing each other
As a fellow ace, so glad we can agree on the slime! ✨ You did the blaze dirty tho. 😔
Blaze would prob burn you tho 🙁
ITS JUST LITERAL FIRE. AND LIKE TWELVE STICKS. AND A WOODEN HEAD.
@@MynameisnotGraey that’s what makes it smashable
Aero maybe ace over here but yeah I agree with most of these
@@CrimsomGloryXD Well, Blazes cool down after firing, or if they are hit with snowballs, so could probably minimize that risk if one comes prepared
Is this what god intended when putting the idea of adding living creatures to minecraft into notches brain?
the word pass doesnt feel real anymore
pass
pɐss
pæss
pɑss
pʌss
completely indecipherable, have a lovely day
Pass doesn’t sound like a real word anymore lol
some of these like creeper or slime or enderman have insane potential for this like just imagine, with the slime you know what i mean and you can picture the others yourself
two asexuals smash or pass fictional characters on simp list
where's the creaking
You mean the 𝓯 𝓻 𝓮 𝓪 𝓴 𝓲 𝓷 𝓰
This is the funniest thing 😭
#JusticeForSniffer
That’s crazy
Ofc they would smash the dragon...
That's a top tier youtube recommendation
As an aromantic person, watching asexuals do dumb shit like this is really funny
The Blaze and Breeze are the funniest mobs in this kind of game, because the general answer comes down to "smash. but like, why"
Also kinda funny that the Slime was such a resounding smash but the magma cube is left in the dust.
*pass pass pass pass* get out of my sight get out of my sight
this was a fun watch. I played along too, smash on the iron golem, the piglin and the piglin brute. also maybe the warden? Pass on everything else
yeah, pretty much exactly what it said on the tin. that was surprising.
i thought the breeze (and iron golem) smashes were jokes based on mob behavior and i was very amused by that
breeze balls
Alternative title: asexuals play pass or pass
You clearly didn't watch the whole video. There are some smashes in there
@angelcaru it was supposed to be a silly joke
Cookie you only said trader for the joke i hope right?.....
I said what i said
Kind of too late to pass on the zombie and enderman, they’re already in Smash.
…Wait, this isn’t about Smash Bros?
Jokes aside, I love the simplicity of this video! No long intro explaining a concept most people are already familiar with, just getting straight (well, not straight) into it. And being aroace myself, I can confirm Warden do be looking pretty fine. :P
I was going to watch this while eating Saltines, but I got invested and forgot about the Saltines.
The bowl's still sitting next to me... staring at me... menacingly...
(I am hungry)
now do it with the movie designs /j
We asexuals really are like a hive mind lol
man when the slime appeared i screamed SMASH and im glad we agree on this one LMAAOO im also ace
why is so fucking funny
This shit is funny imma follow both of yall home
I thought it was just gonna be “pass” lol
Passing the sheep is crazy work 😭🙏
Huh
Didn't know we had Welsh representation in this comment section.
Smash.. like with a hammer? (TmT )
as an aroace pass to all of them
The slime was a good choice
agreed like just imagine
@AbrahamLincolnOfficialChannel Did you know that in terms of human and monster breeding- *falls down the stairs, breaking several bones in my body*
2:59 sounded like "yyaaass!"
*enthusiastic Heavy noises*
I love this with a passion (fellow asexual)
That one illager got that uh lulu so I get it
“Pass”🗣🔥
UA-cam goes hard at 2am
Love how this was recommended to me
ace but the enderman…..
hot asl
Now THIS is funny
Im watching this as an aroace person and this is the funniest shit😂
Here is an egg. It is yours now. Do what you want with it! 🥚
smash
OmNom
I have been summoned
I put glasses on it and cry
I suggest introducing it to r/egg_irl
As an ace I agree with cookie except add enderman
DUDE 15 SECONDS IN AND THE SILENCE IS SO LOUD