Souls like and souls games are stories told through items and descriptions, with very hard lore to find, while sun wukong is a more straightforward storyline, that's the only reason it's seen as not souls like.
So they can prescribe Soulsborne. Side effects may include: - Being that guy - Getting harder than the game - Fatigue - Nausea - The Need to Praise the Sun - High Blood Pressure - Mood swings Do not take Soulsborne if you are - A Small ball having, grit-less animal crossing casual - Afraid of Commitment - Soft - Pregnant Talk to your Doctor today about Getting Good.
That's not what gaslighting is. This is what happens when the entire country spends a whole election cycle using a word they don't understand to describe any behavior they don't like.
@@drico_145first level in bloodborne is brutal. Fromsoft fanboys are talking all kinds of crap after spending hundreds of hours in those games but those first hours in bloodborne with no hindsight will change a man 😂
Damn it dude I always felt like every time someone abandons a Dark Souls character without completing the story, the character goes hollow. It no longer has a purpose, the only thing that was keeping it sane. Now it is just another hollow.
Im an animal crossing/stardew valley player and I remember buying dark souls 3 because it was like $5. I logged into it, created my character then i couldnt beat the first boss. Then i realized the first boss was a tutorial boss. I never played it again. I suck. Back to animal crossing now
Dude you actually did a great job at escalating the conversation naturally even though you’re playing both parts and filmed it separately. It was actually noteworthy to me well done.
@@drakemallard1486especially if they tried and failed. failing feels bad. if you can encourage some one by shit talking them to overcome an obstacle that was buggin em, then thats a win
@@drakemallard1486 sometimes people just need to realize they CAN do it. We spend every day getting crushed, its easy to forget that mankind has conquered every obstacle they ever faced and we have the makings of greatness in us.
Are we all not rock hard? Is it not our hardness that dictates our actions? It's human to give into temptation. To turn around, like Orpheus. To gaze at Medusa.
As a man with massive balls....my left ball is filled with grit and the right one is filled with resilience. Bring on the Dark Souls Edit: it has been brought to my awareness that I now have testicular cancer with 3 months to live. Thanks YT comments section. You saved the day.
It took me 5 playthroughs to beat dark souls 1. 1) quit at Taurus demon (est. 15 minutes) 2) quit at Capra demon (est. 4-5 hours) 3) quit at Ornstein and Smough (est. 10-12 hours) 4) quit at 4 kings (est. 18-20 hours) 5) beat the game As someone who now has over 500 hours in it and multiple challenge runs under my belt like soul level 1 and broken straight sword only, this fact that used to upset me now just makes me proud of my ability to come back to a game that had utterly defeated my willpower, motivation, and mindset so many times.
The amount of times I caused a flood by laughing is wild. Also, saying I am rock solid could mean two VERY different things, good to see that he meant the best way that could mean.
No disrespect to souls players but i agree with this man. Im trying to grt off work and chill, do some exploring, maybe a bit of shooting before i go to bed for anotjer 8 hour shift. Im not truing to come home and lock in because one random enemy might get lucky and stun me and suddently im getting jumped by 7 skeletons and lose all my money. I play souls games on my days off when i need to stay busy, it is not a game if you wanna relax after a hard shift
Elden ring is incredibly easy when compared to almost any other souls like in the industry if you use the strong things. Spirit ashes and some strong spells will carry hard.
@@mentalpopcorn2304I think elden ring is souls born not souls like. Along with the dark souls trilogy and Sekiro Shadows Die Twice (which was made as a testing game for elden ring).
@@mentalpopcorn2304 ah yes "the games easy if you use 'good' things" but who playing the game is going to just know what is and isn't 'good'? the game has always felt imbalanced to me and I played dark souls 3 fully, the game lots of people say is the easiest dark souls game.
I feel you, man. This idea that not wanting to lock in for a Souls game makes you a lesser gamer (and even a lesser person) is just ridiculous. No game is for everyone at every time
I'll wish you luck with that, the game can be hard to learn but once you learn the game and truly understand it, it'll be one of the best gaming experiences you'll ever need.
@@fredrick-jr1qi I know he is hard, his lightning attack was the only one that made me panic, if you have the same problem, you can get mist raven prosthetic. That will make it hundred times easier.
Remember tarnished, no matter how many times you fail, no matter how many times you give up, It only matters how many times you are willing to come back
I was a massive soulsborne fan a few years ago. Played all titles, speedruns on sekiro and ds3. Now i have kids and cant even touch them without feeling annoyed by having to go all in to play these games. So he has a point imho
Someone tell me how Wukong isn’t soulslike. It literally has most of the mechanics
I heard Wukong is good is it?
wait it's not a soulslike??
Monkey 🗣️🔥
Wukong is unforgiving hard. No difficulty settings, no quick way to level up, hours just to beat one boss.
Definitely rated M for massive balls.
Souls like and souls games are stories told through items and descriptions, with very hard lore to find, while sun wukong is a more straightforward storyline, that's the only reason it's seen as not souls like.
"Rated M for those with Massive Balls" this should be a legit rating
word
M is a rating, it just stands for mature
@@dynamitebeastgaming7720 So... Then "Rated M for those with Massive Balls" isn't a thing, hence my comment.
@@dynamitebeastgaming7720no, it stands for Massive Balls filled with Grit and Resilience.
@dynamitebeastgaming7720 this guy is built different, incorrectly 😂
“MASSIVE BALLS FILLED WITH GRIT AND RESILIENCE” I’m so done with this dude 🤣
Those are fighting words but If I'm going to be honest.. I'd take the hit because it's true
Tried my hardest not to visualize that but I failed. 😂 My mind is sick
@@joeyDeez00"Oh your more willing to fight me then beat this game. Says a lot about you than me!"
@@riotman3579 lmao
@@kita-1116I just pictured Randy Marsh from south Park when he microwaved his balls.
Bro didn't want to process that return lmao
Facts 🤣
It’s GameStop tf of course not
@@D4rkraysactually Wukong didnt even get a physical release, so idk what game he just handed him
@@Rose-ew7bvBloodborne
@@Rose-ew7bv Looks like Bloodborne.
“You have 9 days left on the return policy!”
(Turns around)
“Is that a challenge?”
“You have 9 days left on the return policy!”
(Video starts over)
“Hi, I'd just like to return this game”
Folks, if your balls are massive, filled with grit and resilience please see your doctor as soon as you are able.
If YOUR balls are massive and filled with grit and resilience, you may have a tumour
severely underrated comment
So they can prescribe Soulsborne.
Side effects may include:
- Being that guy
- Getting harder than the game
- Fatigue
- Nausea
- The Need to Praise the Sun
- High Blood Pressure
- Mood swings
Do not take Soulsborne if you are
- A Small ball having, grit-less animal crossing casual
- Afraid of Commitment
- Soft
- Pregnant
Talk to your Doctor today about Getting Good.
@@Idanchaseno shit that pregnate is 1 of them. I get fucked both ways when playing soul games.
@@IdanchaseGitting Güd
The manager peeked his head out of the office and gave that employee a thumbs up.
Never a raise, but a thumbs up indeed.
@HansDampf1911 maybe a thin slice of pizza with a foam cup of soda, maybe.
Facts 💯 😂😂
He actually got fired for not selling him his game back
@@xenthiaand maybe an extra 5 minutes on his break but just for that day
Me: plays 5 minutes of Elden Ring
My balls: quadruple in size, filled to bursting with grit and resilience
My doctor: you have testicular cancer
Sorry to hear that my friend.
Did you try lighting the bonfire before the cancer?
You need miquellas needle to cure your scarlet rotted balls
I would sell my left nut for bloodborne on pc, shits tragic fuck sony
the both of ya.. im ded 🤣🤣🤣
Cancer is hilarious 😂
"I'm rock solid right now."
"What are you gonna do about it?"
.... bruh. 😂
“Lofi loving animal crossing keep it casual gamers who’s afraid to commit” was a direct read 😭✋🏾
When I first looked at your profile pic while reading the comments, I thought I saw a pope XD
Oh damn, a fellow EJ in the wild.
Ikr no need for the call out
@@-EJ- omg!!! 🥹🥹🥹
@@dawortar lmfaoooo DEAD AF
"I'm rock solid right now"🗿
💀💀💀💀
💀💀💀💀
Same
relatable
When he said that I thought the store clerk would be like “woah, Ayo? Tf is wrong with you, you’re in public”
“Slander my blueprint” took me out lol 😂
yo thank you I was looking for this comment, you're a twin flame
Yo same!😂😂😂
Bro I am 100% using that at the next opportunity
100%
Make this the commercial for the next souls like. Literally just challenge everyone with, "Do you have the balls to beat this game?"
Eh mostly abnormal people need to waste DAYS on games.
Bro really gaslighted the customer just so they could keep the money lmao.
NO!…. He motivated him.
lighted
to be fair hes pretty much unaffected by the success or failure of the purchases
Then why would he tell him there were 9 days left on return policy
That's not what gaslighting is.
This is what happens when the entire country spends a whole election cycle using a word they don't understand to describe any behavior they don't like.
The fact it’s bloodborne in his hands makes it so much better my favorite soulborne game
Bro that was my first souls like game and it cut my ass😭😭 spent a month on the first level until I locked in
@@drico_145first level in bloodborne is brutal. Fromsoft fanboys are talking all kinds of crap after spending hundreds of hours in those games but those first hours in bloodborne with no hindsight will change a man 😂
The fact that we call them soulsborne games and not just souls is a testament to how incredible bloodborne is.
That was my first soulsborne game. I have hours in it. Haven't gotten past the first boss. Still love it.
I thought it was demon souls
Bro just saved a man from going hollow, i salute you.
Hollow? HOLLOW KNIGHT SILKSONG? YOU CANT HIDE IT FROM ME WHEN IS IT RELEASING
No the joke was he was playing 4d chess and got the guy to not return the game so the store keeps the money
Don't worry brother, it will released don't go hollow my friend@@Gort_the_serf_SOTY
“What is bravery without a dash of recklessness?”
Damn it dude I always felt like every time someone abandons a Dark Souls character without completing the story, the character goes hollow. It no longer has a purpose, the only thing that was keeping it sane. Now it is just another hollow.
With that hair cut all i hear is "TONIGHT WILL BE THE NIGHT THAT I FALL FOR YOU!!!" 😂😂
“I am rock solid” should NEVER be taken out of context.
The meaning isn't any different in context 💀🙌
Even in context, it's just the same. Dude was hard by the end. He teased us with the dark turn, but went back.
I'm saluting you right now
Black Myth Wukong reference
malphite?
“Afraid to commit and lock in” I’m dead LOL.
"Drink milk, good for calcium and *boners* "
-Dani
Souls games is more enjoyable than league of legends
@@avioracrown6967 yeeah hareder to get into tho
@Steve-gz3sy I would argue LoL is harder to get into than souls
@@Steve-gz3sya simple game of basketball is harder than souls games (source: I’m 5’4)
Gaslighted him to avoid refund. Give him a raise 🙏🏿
I finally understand what that terms means 😂. Thanks 👍🏾
Facts tho
It's not gaslighting. It's motivating
@@o3Do-d4glooks more gaslighting
All he had to do was start talking gay
Blood borne is one of the greatest masterpieces of a time
That “and you got nine days left on your return policy” got me
it is not about the money. it's about gamer culture
Did it really... Wow, so funny. Plenty of unfunny things must get you.
@@Andromedon777 you must be fun to be around
Have you been to parties? @@Andromedon777
@@Bchvji647 More fun than you
Best employee ever, he just avoided a refund
not a problem for the employee they seem to be at GameStop so the guy would've gotten like 0.02$ for the return
@@freddallamathat's not how refunds work buddy
@@freddallama nah he's not selling it he's getting a refund
Not really he’ll be back in 9 days after he beats it
@@freddallamado u know the difference between returns and exchanges..
"Stay hard" - David Gogings
Goggins*
Never went soft.
Not that applicable to video games
@@lobod.suerte6431Goonings*
@@lobod.suerte6431 Gonads*
Im an animal crossing/stardew valley player and I remember buying dark souls 3 because it was like $5. I logged into it, created my character then i couldnt beat the first boss. Then i realized the first boss was a tutorial boss. I never played it again. I suck. Back to animal crossing now
"I am rock solid right now" can't fkn breathe dude 😂😂😂
As a guy with no balls I can confirm, I cant pee
What
lmao 💀💀
@@Pichumale pee is stored in the balls so no balls equals no pee
Well duh that's where the pee is stored. Where else would it be?
Istfg if yall don't realize it's a joke you'll be the ones without your balls.
This comment gave me whiplash. 😂
Dude you actually did a great job at escalating the conversation naturally even though you’re playing both parts and filmed it separately. It was actually noteworthy to me well done.
This is a bot worthy comment
@@DJDeciduguy why because I payed him a genuine compliment? This is how people who don’t have brain rot sound buddy.
@@samrogers5090 ouch I was just saying the writing was to good to be human. not cool
@@DJDeciduguy lol fair enough my bad I typically don’t expect kindness from the internet my bad brotha haha
@@samrogers5090 no prob
Me who just doesn't enjoy hard games but DESPERATELY wants to play dark souls because it looks fun😂
“slander my blueprints. i’m built just fine” underrated 💀💀
agreed
Give the employee a raise that was pure dedication.
“Afraid to commit”
My perfect Stardew save with 3000 hours sitting in the corner:
Mooooooood!
me with my 250 custom mods for stardew :D
So, you recommend
@@cameronjadewallacesamesies!
My husyused to sleep in bed at night. Now he sleeps on the couch, controller in hand, and eerie music lofts up to the bedroom. I miss him.
Bro got in his head quick😭😭💀
"a stream cuts a rock not because it is sharp, but because of its persistence"
It took over 1000 years and 2,555,000lbs of water... To cut a 3 foot gap.
... I'm going to go play Animal Crossing.
@@y2kafka472 Fine. Guess you aren't that guy...
You know what cuts rocks much faster? Strength builds and greatswords.
Didn't know I needed to hear that
@@y2kafka472bigger gap then you’ve ever cut more then likely get gud
The man just played some over 9000 Jedi mind tricks on his ass 😂
So dbz and star wars are interchangeable now.
same thing theyre both about space @@protojayplays6169
@@protojayplays6169 every thing is interchangeable now, expand your mind you simple soul
@@tribalturtle I can finally reply to this after being YT jailed. No they're not just about space. Shows you havent watched either star wars or db.
@@cameronwalton8270 correct. Though to make any sense they shouldnt be. So it's not. But still correct lmao
Me arguing with myself in my head
"I'm precise and accurate" He just unlocked this dudes potential.
Joking aside, this is really all some people need to hear to get through games like this.
@@drakemallard1486especially if they tried and failed. failing feels bad. if you can encourage some one by shit talking them to overcome an obstacle that was buggin em, then thats a win
@@Crit-Multiplier I agree. When I first had problems with Demon Souls after it first came out, I had to get over the sheer terror of having no map lol
@@drakemallard1486 sometimes people just need to realize they CAN do it. We spend every day getting crushed, its easy to forget that mankind has conquered every obstacle they ever faced and we have the makings of greatness in us.
@@ironclad4451 What a beautiful way to describe what Dark Souls does for people. ❤️
"I am rock solid *right now* "
Ayo???💀😭
lol
Pause 💀
Are we all not rock hard? Is it not our hardness that dictates our actions? It's human to give into temptation. To turn around, like Orpheus. To gaze at Medusa.
@@self-righteousideologue9398 To fuck, Or not to fuck? That is thy question
@@self-righteousideologue9398bro
Me who loves animal crossing and Elden ring at the same time: 🗿
The Clerk is on a REAL mission 😂😂😂
Yeah to not make that transaction lol
He's that wizard that pushes the protagonist to it's limit.
He still has the Skylanders for sale in the background, he's the one who builds the main characters.
Mf was desperate for those 40dollars
“Are you a Clerk or something?” - Patches
Seeing Skylanders, Spyro's Adventure in the background always gives me a nice little trip down my childhood.
Same omg
Childhood classic fr
“I’m Rock Solid”
As a man who beat Wukong this is the best joke I’ve ever heard.
"as a man who beat wukong" brother saying that like he slayed a dragon lol
@@Securvo I’ve slayed more than a dragon. A few actually. They’re called loongs.
@@quack5926 You sat in an empty room pressing buttons. Relax, Billy bad ass.
@@Lucas-o3m2x Eh, doesn’t playing games like Wukong make you like a badass?
@quack5926 It makes you better at Elden Ring. All games are just preparation for Elden Ring.
You know what is the most satisfying feeling to hear the sound of perfect sekiro deflection.
I get a hard on, every time you hear that clang.
The bloodborne OP?
The inner father video on my channel will be a delight for you then. It was insanely satisfying.
I straight heat bro @@yugantbeniwal
Just killed Genichiro yesterday.... felt damn satisfying.
As a man with massive balls....my left ball is filled with grit and the right one is filled with resilience. Bring on the Dark Souls
Edit: it has been brought to my awareness that I now have testicular cancer with 3 months to live. Thanks YT comments section. You saved the day.
You might wanna see a doctor man that isn't normal. They're both supposed to be half-n-half!!!
Stop spreading misinformation
When life gets hard do you get hard?
@@HdgdhdhJshsbdbd harder
Bring on the doctor
Balls full of grit feels like something a doctor should be notified about
This is my internal monologue anytime a game is kicking my ass
It took me 5 playthroughs to beat dark souls 1.
1) quit at Taurus demon (est. 15 minutes)
2) quit at Capra demon (est. 4-5 hours)
3) quit at Ornstein and Smough (est. 10-12 hours)
4) quit at 4 kings (est. 18-20 hours)
5) beat the game
As someone who now has over 500 hours in it and multiple challenge runs under my belt like soul level 1 and broken straight sword only, this fact that used to upset me now just makes me proud of my ability to come back to a game that had utterly defeated my willpower, motivation, and mindset so many times.
skill issue
w
Its not a playthrough if you didn't finish it. You played it 5 times, played through it once.
@@fastz3137 Dark Souls games aren't even Hard they're literally meant to be beaten it's A.I. You aren't good unless you beat another living person.
@@GenryuSaito Ur right
"When life gets hard, you get even harder" is the way I'm living life from now on
"Slander my blueprints" is an excellent response
Lmfaaaaoooo
The music starting getting more and more epic :D
Massive balls caught me off guard
High value man 😂😂😂😂
Thought you was built different 😂😂😂😂
When life gets hard 😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
😂😒😂
😭😭🤫
you are not long for this world.
Use even more emojis npc
When life gets hard you just have to get hard too! Just like what David goggins said: "stay hard"
"when life gets hard, you get harder"
Best pep talk ever 😅 "thought I was in the presence of a high valued man" 😂
He had no willpower to return to a game he did not like.
"I thought you were built different" said with the confidence like he knows the guy better than he knows himself 😂😂😂
... slunder my blueprints" 😂
That killed me..😂
It felt like this sketch was about me wanting to return Elden Ring after 2 days 😂😂
I can’t handle tough games either lol very casual player 😂
The song is Climb Together by Audiomachine if anyone is interested
This is a really strong reverse psychology motivation skit lol
"Massive balls filled with grit and determination."
That must be some painful skeet. I feel for the woman he'd skeet into
💀
He fills her with grit and determination....and probably an STI
"Slander my blueprints"
A man of culture.
The amount of times I caused a flood by laughing is wild.
Also, saying I am rock solid could mean two VERY different things, good to see that he meant the best way that could mean.
As someone who has platinumed Elden ring. I can for sure say. Even with my status I cannot fathom playing it for relaxation or fun 😭😂
as someone who platinumed and has over 1600 hours in the game, I 100% play it for fun and relaxation lol
Nah man, Bloodborne is my comfort game. Perfect for when I need to de-stress.
Truly a salesman. He hit his blind spot.
"M for those with MASSIVE BALLS"
I'M DEAD 💀
YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS MASSIVE?!
Bro was thinking balls of steel, and got balls of gelatin instead.
I have stage one testicular cancer. Thank you. I just thought that was normal (just a joke😅)
Honestly a game that stresses me out somehow always makes me feel relieved and calm in the end.
I keep telling people this.
POV you have a job and kids and u just need a stress reliever
"Its for people with patience and will power" It hit so hard my balls left me. ;)
😂😂😂 Gamestop clerk not gonna get dinged for that return!
The word "Quantum" hits my mind watching this
Fromsoft games will be the best love hate relationship you’ll ever have
For Honor
For Honor
Its a great game but its dead no players
@@boshtillings9254
Idk man it’s always been Love Love for me
Siege
I have zero patience but i love souls games
Rich Black Guy, awesome video you deserve more views
💯
Bro THE MANIPULATION WAS FUCKING CRAZY, EVEN I WOULD'VE FELL FOR IT, EVEN IF I KNEW WHAT HE IS TRYING TO DO.
"I'm rock solid right now"... 💀
"I'm built just fine!" is underrated lmao
Best Gamestop Employee ever 🔥
How it feels to say on the Internet that you're not into Souls game (your taste in videogame difficult according to Reddit defines your manhood):
"You know what's harder than a souls game?"
'What?'
"A Job"
The "Me dá essa porra aqui!" reaction was Amazing
"You're right this game isn't rated E for everyone" killed me 🤣😭🙏🏻
Whenever I lose a souls game my resolve to beat that boss just gets higher
No disrespect to souls players but i agree with this man. Im trying to grt off work and chill, do some exploring, maybe a bit of shooting before i go to bed for anotjer 8 hour shift. Im not truing to come home and lock in because one random enemy might get lucky and stun me and suddently im getting jumped by 7 skeletons and lose all my money.
I play souls games on my days off when i need to stay busy, it is not a game if you wanna relax after a hard shift
Elden ring is incredibly easy when compared to almost any other souls like in the industry if you use the strong things. Spirit ashes and some strong spells will carry hard.
@@mentalpopcorn2304I think elden ring is souls born not souls like. Along with the dark souls trilogy and Sekiro Shadows Die Twice (which was made as a testing game for elden ring).
well thats different from quitting
@@mentalpopcorn2304 ah yes "the games easy if you use 'good' things"
but who playing the game is going to just know what is and isn't 'good'?
the game has always felt imbalanced to me and I played dark souls 3 fully, the game lots of people say is the easiest dark souls game.
I feel you, man. This idea that not wanting to lock in for a Souls game makes you a lesser gamer (and even a lesser person) is just ridiculous. No game is for everyone at every time
This sounds like me and my friends insulting each other in a souls game XD
"I'm rock solid right now."
Rich, pause..
As someone who’s first real game was dmc3, I relate to the guys speech
Incomparable. Dmc3 is actually fun
@@PubsDown real
@@PubsDown mf knows how to play DMC and can't play a souls game? Shame. Both actually help you play the other.
@@PubsDownunless you're on keyboard
DMC is fun hard. Souls games are annoying hard
W customer service letting him know bout his warranty
Talk about gaslighting
Lined him up and knocked him down😂
Bro hit with the “I thought you were a high value man”😂😂
I’m the kind of person who loves Lo-Fi music and soulsborne/soulslike games, currently playing Sekiro
I've been stuck for 3 years on the level were you learn to use fire
I'll wish you luck with that, the game can be hard to learn but once you learn the game and truly understand it, it'll be one of the best gaming experiences you'll ever need.
@@joeclaridy keep trying bro
@@Do_soud im on genichiro currently all i need to do is stop basically panicking at his big phase transition
@@fredrick-jr1qi I know he is hard, his lightning attack was the only one that made me panic, if you have the same problem, you can get mist raven prosthetic. That will make it hundred times easier.
"I have a job" is my favorite cope for a skill issue
Mine is "Life fucks me every day, I don't need a game to remind me of that fact"
Mine is “look at all these trophies on my shelf and tell me with a straight face this game will fill me with accomplishment”
Bro that line...
"Rated M for those with MASSIVE BALLS!! FILLED WITH GRIT AND RESILIENCE!!"
Should be a God damn emotion!
“Slander my blueprints” is crazy work 😂😂😂
cashier: tell me wich boss made you return the game...
him: pinwheel
"I thought you were built different."
That sank right into his soul.
Remember tarnished, no matter how many times you fail, no matter how many times you give up, It only matters how many times you are willing to come back
amen
Don't you you lose half your XP and Sen permanently when you die in Sekiro tho
Dana White: “no, it DOES matter if you fail”
NEVER have i EVER met a gamer who is full of grit, resilience or determination for anything other than a game
I was a massive soulsborne fan a few years ago. Played all titles, speedruns on sekiro and ds3. Now i have kids and cant even touch them without feeling annoyed by having to go all in to play these games. So he has a point imho
Skill issue
@@wiggibow bro unlocked true ng+ and bailed
Truly afraid to lock in 😂
They're just not fun anymore. I've got shit to do.
@@tobiakilo3413considering he has kids I don't think locking in is the problem.