My Advice To You.
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- Опубліковано 1 чер 2024
- rules of the internet... truest story!!
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who is apandah?
Honestly I love the "lurker" mindset of the internet. Just do your own thing and if you see something stupid on the internet, it is what it is. Don't argue and you'll enjoy the internet a lot more.
@Quark k
@Quark imagine
@Quark ratio
@Quark Who?
Was the first reply a copypasta? Cause I've seen it in other channels
Really like the general sentiment of "Just don't talk to people or argue with them online. People are dumb, you're never gonna convince them of anything, don't waste your time, just enjoy the content and move on. Better yet, don't even comment, just piss off to the next activity."
Good stuff.
you just ignored the same advice you are agreeing with
@@zWolfrostOld *proceeds to argue with you for days about comments being useful to express yourself *
@George Soros based
@George Soros LeAve HiM aLonE DOn't bE aN aSshOLe
@George Soros Actually made me chuckle a bit.
Not being sarcastic btw, this is just pretty funny. I love how you made it "17" hours. That's such a specific number, lol.
Where’s rule 34
This man is so wisdom and humble and wise he has helped me a lot thank you.
you didn't even watch the video you posted this the minute it was posted
@@meeton2990 Ppl be so rtrdd they just want to be first regardless of whether or not what is said is pertinent. 💀
Much wisdom
He is indeed very wisdom
@@meeton2990 that is true, but I knew it would contain wisdom as Kanye had foreseen it
ngl as an autistic person having a hard time understanding some shit. uve probably given me better advice in this video than my past therapists have in like many sessions
Wake up Wake up Joe Biden Wake up Wake up
holy shit, what a clusterfuck of terrible therapists then
dude you gotta get better therapists
To all the people being surprised in the comments, yeah ofc some 20 something will give you better advice, he grew up online. He knows what the real world is like
Just because you're a therapist doesn't mean you're not an out of touch boomer that can't use a phone, which is what most therapists are. And even if they're 30 or something they have no idea what growing up on social media is like so all the advice they give is dated
@@cataholic8040 is it just me or does your comment make no sense? like, stop smoking cats bro
Advice: If you are in a situation where shutting the fuck up has any potential benefit at all, please do so.
i have dementia
i have dementia
@@dragonlordsaviour7005 nobody asked bozo
@@grooveman1352 He has dementia
@@grooveman1352 He has dementia
what im impressed by is how apandah is a person who actually uses his mind even though he's a youtuber
like shit he says is actually true, and makes sense (I can agree with it)
(this person can agree with it)
of course you can agree with it did you not see the last rule? Dummy.
@Quark very cool. I didn’t read it at all but pretty cool you typed this.
all famous people are wrong and stupid
@Quark i just shit my pants
I’m pretty sure everyone has learned something from each and every apandah video, dude never fails to make good content!
I actually forget something important every time I watch his videos.
@Quark I dont have enough energy to comprehend or even argue with your views so im just gonna go
Where's rule 34
@Quark apandah's advice:
Yeah, i'm just not gonna respond on this
@@doomedradiance7533 L + ratio
1. You can't pleased everyone
2. People believe anything online
3. People over analyzing everything
4. Be careful who you trust online
5. Avoid Internet debate or argument
6. Don't click link (even if it's from your friend)
7. Piracy is fucking rock
8. Don't comment at anything (Just lurk basically)
APANDA SPIT RULE (Extra)
1. Nothing is forever (Many things changes in life)
2. Don't feed trolls
3. Think before you speak or be anonymous
4. Treat everything as bait (trolls)
5. How to avoid movie spoiler? Be offline as much as possible if you can.
6. Don't take things personal
7. SUB TO APANDAH (Everything apandah say is fact)
8. Stay safe and Don't get dox
Indog
This reminds me of a psych 2 go comment, which means the video is actually super good and well produced
@@saveriannathan1415 lu anjim
C0
So is piracy good
ok now tell me how to get out
You don't
You obviously don't
eat some silica gel
Touch grass ?
Apandah made my family. Truly admirable man
damn, apandah is a father now
he also made mine, what a coincidence
0:25 I see the editor is fitting in more Guilty Gear references. Very good.
love to see it
Huh?
Based editor
@Quark MOTIVATED
DETERMINED
RESILIENT
CONFIDENT
MENTALLY UNTOUCHABLE
NOTICE I DIDNT SAY PHYSICAL BECAUSE NO MAN IS
UNFORTINATELY OUR PHYSIOLOGY LIMITS AREN'T ANYTHING PAST THAT
MORE WORDS CAN DESCRIBE MY PRESENCE BUT LET'S NOT BE SELFISH
I WALK A PATH
A PATH THAT WAS ALIGNED FOR ME SINCE THE BEGINNING OF TIME
THE CREATOR GAVE ME LIFE THROUGH ABUNDENCE
ALLOWING THE CORRECT BLEND OF SOULS TO CROSS PATHS BUT NOT ONLY TO MAKE EYE CONTACT BUT TO SHARE PASSION WITH ONE ANOTHER
A PASSION THAT ALLOWED HUMAN LIFE TO BE CONCEIVED OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN
AND THROUGH IT ALL WITH PROPER PLANNING, PLACEMENT, AND CORRECT SPACE AND TIME HERE I STAND
MISTAKES MADE
BATTLES FOUGHT
TIME ELAPSED
RIDICULES SPEWED
I REFUSE TO ALLOW THE ACTIONS OF MERE FELLOW HUMANS DISTRACTING FROM SERENITY
IN THIS LIFE DO YOU FEEL A PURPOSE?
ELONGING?
A YEARNING ITCH FOR COMPLETION?
IF SO THEN WE BOTH SHARE SOMETHING
SOMETHING UNBREAKABLE
SOMETHING REMARKABLE
NEVER FALL SHORT TO THE FALSE OBSTACLES SOME CALL ROADBLOCKS
I'M A WALKING EXAMPLE AND BREATHING BLUEPRINT TO WHAT RESILIENCE CAN DISPLAY REGARDLESS OF THE SAGITAL DIVIDED SUPPORT
YOU SEE HATE?
HATE IS NOTHING BUT AN EXPRESSION OF COLLUDED EMOTIONS
HATE CAN BE CONTROLLED
HATE CAN BE TAMED
HATE IS NOTHING BUT AN INSECURITY WITHIN ONE'S SELF, BUT CAN BE OVERCOMED
GIVING HUMANS SPECIFIC LABELS MAKES ME SLIGHTLY UNCOMFORTABLE, BUT I THANK ALL CATEGORIES REGARDLESS
SO TO ALL OF MY SUPPORTERS,
FANS,
MEMBERS OF THE COVENANT,
AND ALL OF MY EMOTIONAL HATERS THAT ARE TRULY DISGUISED
I THANK YOU
YOUR YEARS OF WORDS HAVE ALLOWED ME MORE MOTIVATION IN MYSELF THAN I HAVE HAD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
SOME OF THE MESSAGES I RECIEVE ARE UNBELIEVABLY TOUCHING
THEY'RE HUMBLING
YOU SEE THE CREATOR HAS BLESSED YOU, HAS BLESSED ME WITH A GIFT
A GIFT TO ALLOW OTHERS SANCTUARY THROUGH MY ACTIONS,
THROUGH MY WORDS,
EACH AND EVERY LAST SUBSCRIBER, YOU MEAN SOMETHING TO ME
I'M A PRODUCT,
A BREEDING PRODUCT KEPT ALIVE BY YOU
THIS MESSAGE CAN BE DELIVERED TO EACH, AND EVERY SOUL THAT I SPEAK TO INDIVIDUALLY
CLOSE YOUR EYES
KNOW YOUR WORTH
NEVER LET ANYBODY TEAR YOU DOWN FOR THEY DO NOT POSSESS THE POWER OF INTRIGUE THAT IS THE MIND
EVOLVE PAST YOUR CURRENT SELF AND UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU PROVIDE IS MEANINGFUL
SO WITH ALL OF THAT BEING SAID,
THANK YOU FOR THREE YEARS OF LOVE AND SUPPORT,
THANK YOU 10 THOUSAND SUBSCRIBERS AND MANY MORE
@@captainmalice GTAB
Rule #1: The Internet isn't real
There I'm done
Another big one is don't expect the influencers you idolize to like you or even be good people at all (unless you're cool and swag like apandah)
@Quark twitter
Is it just me or is the internet just getting boring and repetitive? Because for a second I thought "hey maybe this content is actually just recycled and uncreative" but it actually is just the most on point and accurate interpretation of this
@Quark kek
@Quark cheese balls
@Quark among us
@Quark K
Well what can you expect most youtube channels run on formulaic content. If it worked in the past theyre gonna recycle that same material over and over again. Cause they know thats what people will go after. You dont get views by trying something different. You get views by going by the formula.
Pirating does rock, although chose what you pirate carefully and who are you getting this stuff from
@Quark both system don't work, one assumes the people are good and have no bad intentions, the other one assumes you won't abuse it, shit ass systems.
L
Who's stopping you from lurking?
@@abdoonyt9049 oh nothing just over thinking that's all
I was trying to convince my mom to give me 5 bucks. Then this shows up, god bless!
Yes
@Quark
I agree.
3:41 ong the best 5 seconds of yt ive watched in a while
how he can just give out advice while still being entertaining is crazy
You always seem to come back whenever I manage to forget you
Ok
Yo
I've seen people arguing about lots of shit and I wonder if anything change in a meaningful in their life after winning or losing the argument
people are winning arguments?
Wow it's almost like it's an internet argument
@Quark yo what the fuck? is this a copypasta or something?
Everyone loses on an argument on the internet.
Maybe they're on the internet in the first place to avoid having to change.
when i get a link i send it to my grandma to make sure its safe
its not really that you are put in danger that makes doxxing scary, its the removal of precious anonymity
this is the greatest advice of all time
5:58 What happens when 2 catfishes meet eachother? I mean, there is no chances it never happened, but how awkward it must be, both expect to see a 18 yrs old anime girl or sumt and they are both 40 years old neckbeards, do they become best friends or both try to claim the territory?
Ugh, can't believe he skipped the most important rule, number 34.
my soul has ascended into the next realm thanks to this mans wisdom
Thank you soo much apandah now i know how do stay out of conversation and not become a problem for me in the future
My Advice to You Apandah; Look at someone else, Imagine it's you, Then Use The Wavelengths Your Thoughts Create Do to Whatever You Want To Yourself. The Only Reason You Got this comment THIS Early was because You Wanted power, and Power you got, my Favorite Creator! :)
what?
no
ok buddy my advice to you is that you dont use capital letters whenever you feel like it
My advice to You Nonskrapple: There are Dead bodies In youR walls. run before The Cops ShoW up. Don'T try To Hide them There's To ManY. Run Away. LiVE In a Forest. Do Not bring your Phone The Fees will tracK It! Do NOT BUY A NEW PHONe and Log onto the IntErnet ever Again They will know Its You. Kill your Wife she Knows About The bodiEs
That’s an interesting movie title
0:22 lmao i love you editor
YOO ACCENT CORE + R MY MANS A GUILTY GEAR ENJOYER
Another classic...
Wow this is this has to be the best advice I’ve ever been given
I needed this today 😭 thanks man.
This just makes me afraid of people on the internet
Man.
My mindset is almost the exact same at apandah. So much in Common
Want a step by step book of rule on how to not act on the internet?
The Chris chan documentary, the holy bible of how yo not act on the world wide web
This was actually pretty helpful, I don’t really have a filter and I don’t really know how to not let stuff get to me, but this was a useful video, thanks
Same
Sorry sir, i think i am going to continue my unjustified hate for everything that is not me
The man makes funny content but he also speaks true facts and life lessons.
Actually and legitimately helpful thanks ahpanda
WOWOWOAHJSAHJSHDJ NSO MENTIONED IN AN APANDAH VIDEO !!! i love leoveee looeveve needy streamer overlaod :3
Besides this video having genuine usual apandah energy god tier advice, I just wanted to say how much better your content has gotten... I remember watching Fortnite Ninja and thinking that was your magnum opus and now you're one of my favorite content creators on this platform. Your videos are super entertaining, I love your sense of humor, and your editing is amazing compared to how it used to be hehe
Thank you for continuing to make content like this, if you really do enjoy it (which it seems like you do), please keep making it, I know I'm not alone when I say that seeing a new apandah upload is always an indicator that it's gonna be a banger
Great advice apandah!!!!!
thank you for the advice mr apandah sir 👍
This really makes my day after calling on discord with some people and have been calling me assholes etc I took that real personal but after watching this video I really feel better
You actually say smart things sometimes, and ur funny, thats why I subscribed to you
I love appanflee, he give good voice
3:46 Damn
this is genuinely really good advice, thank you for sharing your wisdom mr.panda boy.
This is good wisdom.
man 8:44 I love those types of people, someone disagrees with me and call me a troll and then I say that I'm not but they still think I am so I actually start trolling them yet they still reply continously even though they thought I was trolling from the start
6:36 Yeah this is pretty much exactly why you should never rely on being anonymous to say or act however the fuck you want to, because even when they don't find out, in some cases you'll end up confronting your alter ego and realize how much of an asshole there is within yourself, and the "oh, this isn't the real me" will be up for debate, and you don't want to lose that debate
I have this weirdass profile but I wouldn't care less if people knew my name until they start harassing my family which is the equivalent of damning innocent, but even then I wouldn't care too much because these fuckers couldn't redeem from doing that and I sincerely believe it is also quite illegal
@Quark based and breadpilled copypasta
This reminds me. I should totally delete my alt tiktok
All of these can pretty much be avoided with one single trick: "Stay away from Twitter."
I only just now, after 20 years of living realised that I indeed never internalised the fact haters just exist and had to learn the hard way that people hating me isn't always my fault.
damn, the editing on this is sick nasty bro, gg
You forgot the most important rule, rule 34
Non
3:16 kwite the predicament
Thank you apandah you have inspired me to be manipulative decitful and cunning. my life has never been better and i am grateful for your wisdom.
Actually starting to become a UA-camr myself and these were good pointers to make sure I wasn’t being stupid
Of course I’ve heard these before but having then come from someone who’s in it just hits different
i’m proud to be a apantard
0:47 WHY DID YOU CENSOR THE FEET BRO😠😡😠😡
💀
Because of people like you
really good editing on this one ngl
This man is so wise
He's spitting straight facts
Good stuff.
rule 1: no genshin impact
Do you write a script for your videos or do you just wing it?
script
@@Apandah Are you a cannibal?
great advice🙏🏻🙏🏻
Thank you for putting that needy streamer overload in there, i went off in a side tangent with like two four hour videos and then came back to this video lol
you’re not famous + ratio + L + R + A + START/PAUSE + ACCENT CORE + R
5:25 unsubscribed I'm not a cheater
Great video man
Apandah be like: people are going to hate on you no matter what, so I suggest not doing things that people hate.
Makes sense
What is the thing at 3:56?
I would like too know too
NEEDY STREAMER OVERLOAD on steam
Apandah has become my second favorite UA-camr not just because of how insane and funny his videos are, but because he gives genuinely valid points I never realized were true before.
Who's the first?
@@SirBungus Scott the Woz
@@jbrocomicsricketybiscuitst2511 apandah is definitely better
@@Number1WarioFan Hey all, Scott here! F**K!
Thanks for the wisdom, King
Finally advice! Thanks Apandah
You're not famous + ratio + L + R + A +START/PAUSE ÷ ACCENT CORE + R + SUBSCRIBED
When the world needed him,he came back
He literally uploaded 8 days ago
He literally uploaded a week ago
@@bettercallfrog i know,but i was bored those 8 days
@@Hanchalk_ i know i was a bored mofo
@@ethanthecringelord3112 lol
thank you for you wisdom sir
wow apandah such a cool video and advices you gave, i'll definitely follow all of them specially not commenting on videos.
He forgot to say never disrespect a movement such as, lgbt, BLM. feminism, even if you find some of the movement dum just give a little critisim and say u support it or you don't but rememeber you always wanna get on the internet good side no matter what.
That's not the good side of the internet wtf
Respect and support are both different things
@@remu6841 sadly you cannot have your opinions on these things... I mean I understand they are sensitive topic that’s why no one ever wants to go into it Bec they might offend a minority of ppl
@@JoshEcks Just dont hang with that people lol
Thats the good side of the internet
You’re not famous + L + ratio
Avocado............
Toast?
@@milktea6676 hipster
pickle animations
didnt even get to rule 34, unsubbing, unliking, reported, cancelled, ratioed, doxxed, stalked, kidnapped, tied up, photographed, ransomed, kiiled, sold on the black market in parts, impersonated, L
Awesome video apanduh
from someone who has been online since like fucking age 9 been there done that this is facts thank you apandah
oh goodness gracious this is very helpful thank you apandah
thak you for the advice apoopdah
All Of These Topics You Bring Up Are Way Too Accurate, A++
Super epic advice panda
Apandah this helped me pass Algebra, thank you
Ayo i wasn't expecting a genuine video. Not complaining though, this really insightful
3:41 this is why apandah is fucking hilarious
Thank you Apandah.
That is some good advice on the internet, thank you.
Its okay apandah if i run into any conflict at all on the internet ill become the next unabomber
Aight thanks for the info appreciate Apandah👍
this was posted on my birthday and recommended to me on my birthday. i only watched it just now.. and i am truly scared
Thanks for the advice sir
completely flabbergasted by this info thank you Apandah on UA-cam
lmao that + accent core got me