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  • @danielc5807
    @danielc5807 10 місяців тому +167

    There's at least one serial killer in this group.

  • @nataliecooper9872
    @nataliecooper9872 Рік тому +96

    “I’m currently involved cleaning up toxic waste.” I LOST IT🤣😂🤣😂

  • @clownmilk6621
    @clownmilk6621 Рік тому +208

    "I do consider myself a refined valley dewd"

    • @SophieJackson1993
      @SophieJackson1993 9 місяців тому +4

      Quote of the century and grossly under appreciated.

    • @ski2mi
      @ski2mi 9 місяців тому

      "dude"

    • @missmichelleluv
      @missmichelleluv 2 місяці тому

      Please from the valley are trash now so I guess the was the last 😅

    • @mourningkelly
      @mourningkelly 3 дні тому

      This needs to be in shirts and hoodies! 😂😂😂

  • @russellbarlow1796
    @russellbarlow1796 Рік тому +59

    Him: Hi my name is Phil most of my friends call me big Phil
    Everyone else: No they don't little phil

  • @Luna_illus
    @Luna_illus Рік тому +83

    I’d like to know how Fred the near sighted Viking is doing today.

  • @mr_nobody_000
    @mr_nobody_000 Рік тому +80

    "an executive by day and a wildman by night".......DEAR GOD, THAT MAN IS A WEREWOLF!!!

  • @dolodinero2224
    @dolodinero2224 Рік тому +159

    The fact that the most normal person here is dressed like a full Viking is hilarious

    • @timothywilliams3157
      @timothywilliams3157 11 місяців тому +5

      I think the guy that said he plays guitar and the one who said their favorite food is pizza were fairly normal too.

    • @Uay778
      @Uay778 10 місяців тому +1

      I mean it's definitely one way to get someone's attention 😂

    • @aicovers24179
      @aicovers24179 10 місяців тому +1

      “Hi I’m Fred”

    • @diohnysius
      @diohnysius 9 місяців тому +2

      I feel like the "Hi mom" guy has a good sense of humor.

    • @OneFrugalDuck
      @OneFrugalDuck 7 місяців тому +2

      The only one I would date is the Viking 😂

  • @joelfriend5681
    @joelfriend5681 Рік тому +163

    Fred is the most reasonable kitten in this litter.

    • @lorelei1761
      @lorelei1761 Рік тому +7

      Oh you mean Fred the viking!😂 I thought you were talking about Big Phil

    • @超虎生活
      @超虎生活 Рік тому +8

      Yeah, if you can catch him when he's not pillaging and plundering...

    • @taligurl393
      @taligurl393 5 місяців тому +1

      Big Phil seemed chill too. Lol

  • @SpookiYuki42
    @SpookiYuki42 Рік тому +45

    Fred the viking is honestly the best of the selection 😂

  • @minutemuse
    @minutemuse 9 місяців тому +26

    I hope Fred the Viking found love.

  • @megamarsonic
    @megamarsonic Рік тому +70

    “Lowered Expectaaaaatiooooons.”

    • @Loretta_C
      @Loretta_C 9 місяців тому +9

      🤣 Those who know, know.

    • @drelle504
      @drelle504 7 місяців тому +3

      Yesssss!!! Those skits were always hilarious.

    • @mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072
      @mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 3 місяці тому +2

      What sketches? Are they from great expectations? Where do I find that?

    • @sophie-b
      @sophie-b 19 днів тому

      its from madtv!! :)@@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072

  • @rustylozanolpc4227
    @rustylozanolpc4227 6 місяців тому +15

    Any big overgrown monsters that’s always thinking about food, in here ?😂

  • @karahgraves5868
    @karahgraves5868 8 місяців тому +25

    Guy said “No Hamsters”… my hamster doesn’t want you either. 🙄😏🤣

    • @Ida-Adriana
      @Ida-Adriana 2 місяці тому

      He doesn’t want to date himself lol he’s the hamster 🤭😂

  • @bold-tiger2375
    @bold-tiger2375 Рік тому +65

    3:36 I looked this video up specifically for this man right here saying "fire breathing dragons" because it is the funniest thing in here. Aside from Fred being a Viking

  • @Romedude16
    @Romedude16 Рік тому +67

    Dude said “no fatties” 😂🤣😂

    • @sueqbert3890
      @sueqbert3890 Рік тому +12

      Or hamsters lol wth

    • @ASTyner
      @ASTyner 9 місяців тому +12

      And certainly no Donna Juanita’s!

    • @taligurl393
      @taligurl393 5 місяців тому +2

      And I’ll bet y’all he’s still single. Lmao!!

  • @panaderofilms
    @panaderofilms Рік тому +54

    "Hi mom." *dying..

  • @SonicGlitchmaster1
    @SonicGlitchmaster1 Рік тому +40

    Alternatively, this video could’ve been called, “Point out the Serial Killer”

  • @tommytsunami2201
    @tommytsunami2201 6 місяців тому +7

    Fred was the only "normal" one, honestly. He didnt stumble or sound creepy. Just being himself.

  • @hayleykiyokoisbae1776
    @hayleykiyokoisbae1776 11 місяців тому +65

    It’s not surprising that this was a time period full of serial killers

    • @ciara313245
      @ciara313245 7 місяців тому +2

      Pretty sure Rodney Alcala appeared om the Dating Game while being an active serial k*ller
      That is BRAZY😭😭😭😭😭

    • @mdnght0095
      @mdnght0095 6 місяців тому

      you look stunning !

  • @KMDoyle
    @KMDoyle 9 місяців тому +12

    I saw this years ago, and I still come back to it here and there. Mostly because I hope that Viking Fred found somebody. That man was sweet, genuinely himself, and a true diamond in the rough. Any woman would be lucky to go reaving upon the Scandinavian seas with him.

  • @LostVibes77
    @LostVibes77 Рік тому +61

    Fred seems like the only one that doesn't have a crime podcast about him murdering people

    • @hslfja
      @hslfja Рік тому +3

      He definitely gives off the best vibe

    • @SuperSkipMaster
      @SuperSkipMaster Рік тому +3

      Despite being the only guy brandishing a weapon on a dating video.

    • @LostVibes77
      @LostVibes77 Рік тому +3

      @@SuperSkipMaster to then own self be true is how i see that man

    • @timothywilliams3157
      @timothywilliams3157 11 місяців тому +2

      He's just a cosplayer.

  • @wolfwolf19
    @wolfwolf19 7 місяців тому +15

    "I like pizza."
    -Me trying to talk to women

    • @Ida-Adriana
      @Ida-Adriana 2 місяці тому +3

      You’ve got this 😭

  • @lorelei1761
    @lorelei1761 Рік тому +31

    I think if I had to choose I’d pick the guy who cries watching commercials😂

  • @dapfitz5
    @dapfitz5 Рік тому +41

    oh my....some things you shouldn't say to someone until the 3rd or 4th date this video is full of examples of those things

  • @erikapayne9348
    @erikapayne9348 Рік тому +33

    The Viking guy is the only one that sounds sincere.

  • @miacrawford4662
    @miacrawford4662 6 місяців тому +4

    1:07 THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT 😂 that one got me man

  • @easybreezy6
    @easybreezy6 5 місяців тому +4

    The "Hi Mom" got me choke up on my food 😂

  • @jimbolockheart6859
    @jimbolockheart6859 6 місяців тому +6

    3:10 looks exactly as the "have you dreamed this man" un desguise.

  • @jordangustke1877
    @jordangustke1877 Рік тому +11

    "Hi mom"

  • @zacharyrich4069
    @zacharyrich4069 4 місяці тому +2

    “I’m interested in most phases of data processing”

  • @vincentciaramella7045
    @vincentciaramella7045 Рік тому +70

    I wonder what phase of data processing he isn’t into?

    • @Noondroid
      @Noondroid Рік тому +11

      When it all has been processed.

    • @azed1685
      @azed1685 Рік тому +1

      😂

    • @timothywilliams3157
      @timothywilliams3157 11 місяців тому +2

      One of the only normal people in this video. He's just a nerd. Lol.

    • @Ida-Adriana
      @Ida-Adriana 2 місяці тому

      @@Noondroid 😭😭😭

    • @Ida-Adriana
      @Ida-Adriana 2 місяці тому +2

      That quote has lived rent free in my head for over a decade

  • @zjones9876
    @zjones9876 Рік тому +8

    I'd like to know what phases of data processing the guy at 3:36 ISN'T interested in. We all love at least some phases of data processing, but it's really what phases of data processing you aren't interested in that can tell you the most about somebody.

  • @d0ntreply
    @d0ntreply Місяць тому +2

    1:27
    old man:
    "who so, binds to himself a joy. deathed winged life destroy"
    translation:
    "if you don't sleep with me, i'll destroy you"😂😅

  • @carterkentboi
    @carterkentboi Рік тому +8

    Wonder if any of these folks ever found a date? Also how did this work? Did you get the tape in the mail or what? Lol and now enter dating apps 😂❤❤

  • @JoeSchmoe710
    @JoeSchmoe710 Рік тому +13

    damn man
    women been swiping for 30 years
    it was just called fast forwarding
    back then

  • @GodHammer227
    @GodHammer227 6 місяців тому +3

    I NEED to know what happened to Fred the viking. I'm sure he's long gone now, but I want to know the backstory of that perfect image of masculine energy.

  • @Antifearn
    @Antifearn Рік тому +20

    All of these men give me the creeps except for Fred the Viking and the younger guy in red who likes playing the guitar and eating pizza. I’d totally hang out with them.

  • @StevenRMurphy
    @StevenRMurphy Рік тому +41

    3:36 How can anyone not notice Seth Green is a time traveler? 😂

    • @johnhcorwin
      @johnhcorwin Рік тому +4

      I immediately thought it was him.

    • @SnepperStepTV
      @SnepperStepTV 11 місяців тому

      I'd say the same about Dennis Prager but he's old as dirt anyways so it tracks he was in this and already old. 1:27

    • @TasteTheRambo702
      @TasteTheRambo702 3 місяці тому

      I was looking for this comment! Found it! Lmao

  • @ChicagoCubs4Life89
    @ChicagoCubs4Life89 5 місяців тому +1

    Big Phil is my hero!!! He motivated me to make my friends/family refer to me.as Big Ray! 😅😅😅😅

  • @loveswintertrees
    @loveswintertrees Рік тому +14

    Honestly, how cute and sad that no matter how fought people pretend to be, we all want a person

  • @chilli_soda
    @chilli_soda Рік тому +11

    1:46 a rare moment in time when Julian Casablancas kept the sleeves on his denim jacket

    • @jerombe352
      @jerombe352 6 місяців тому +1

      It’s even funnier knowing that the Voidz sampled this video in one of their songs 😂

  • @SkylineTTurbo
    @SkylineTTurbo 3 місяці тому +1

    I think most of these guys were substitute teachers at some point.

  • @daisy-mayc4318
    @daisy-mayc4318 3 місяці тому +1

    The guy reading off the paper omfg 😂😭

  • @BixbiteBungo
    @BixbiteBungo Рік тому +34

    There's no fuckin way David is 25

  • @heidsterzsoups2133
    @heidsterzsoups2133 Рік тому +9

    I stan Fred.

  • @SnepperStepTV
    @SnepperStepTV 11 місяців тому +3

    Okay but where can we find more of these. There's no way there's only this clip

  • @shamsheed1726
    @shamsheed1726 8 місяців тому +3

    “Perhaps even ay (eyebrows) a nice bath with some champagne and candles..”😂
    Bro def has sandles, khaki shorts and stores dried fruit in clear jars

  • @MrAshred86
    @MrAshred86 Рік тому +23

    Are you the Goddess?

  • @duffman7065
    @duffman7065 Рік тому +13

    2:03 I’m also on a register in seven different counties.

  • @Man_Plays_Game
    @Man_Plays_Game Рік тому +13

    BIG PHIL BABY

  • @billy5402
    @billy5402 9 місяців тому +6

    Are you looking for ✨MeEeEeE✨

    • @matao33
      @matao33 7 місяців тому

      ❤ I love that 🎶

  • @blackskull9143
    @blackskull9143 Рік тому +3

    0:41 start of The Eternal Tao by The Voidz lmao

  • @UmbrellaCorpScientist
    @UmbrellaCorpScientist 6 місяців тому

    The last guy, you can really tell its coming from the heart....

  • @NoDoubtNate
    @NoDoubtNate Рік тому +4

    does anyone know where to find the credits for the original video?

  • @pinkzweibel985
    @pinkzweibel985 Рік тому +9

    Sand on a tuxedo is always a red flag 😆

  • @EqualOpportunityDestoroya
    @EqualOpportunityDestoroya 4 місяці тому

    The guy with the red suspenders must be a symbiote, because he talks like Venom from the Marvel comics.

  • @Gwiyominim
    @Gwiyominim Рік тому +5

    1:20 This guy; is he talking about himself? I’m sure he meant he is the monster.

  • @mikedelisle6419
    @mikedelisle6419 Рік тому +1

    I see the fashion photographer, and all I see is Juice from SOA. Damn I miss that show

    • @D.R.590
      @D.R.590 Рік тому

      That's what I just said!! Shave his head.. dead ringer.

  • @Brookewyeth-gh7lo
    @Brookewyeth-gh7lo 9 місяців тому +1

    My son and i used to Crack up at this😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Militaria_Collector
    @Militaria_Collector 5 місяців тому

    Steven be wildin a/f.... Making me question my orientation.

  • @jjsdaddy86
    @jjsdaddy86 Рік тому +5

    EHarmony has come a long way, huh?

  • @THEBLACKANARCHIST
    @THEBLACKANARCHIST 2 місяці тому +1

    Mike is a good guy

  • @BenKellyMusic92
    @BenKellyMusic92 Рік тому +6

    Happy Valentine's Day everyone 💗

  • @davidfletcher4740
    @davidfletcher4740 Рік тому +9

    We need to find out what happened to these dudes

    • @jstorms529
      @jstorms529 11 місяців тому

      Agreed!! If they are still alive

    • @ERuth0420
      @ERuth0420 7 місяців тому +2

      All of them are in jail except Fred who is happily married for decades to a woman who goes to SCA events with him

  • @birdpirch85
    @birdpirch85 Рік тому +2

    How many of these guys died alone

  • @lukemastaah
    @lukemastaah 11 місяців тому

    Got that shit permalinked on my OkCupid profile. Big thx for sharing ❤

  • @ReptileNexus
    @ReptileNexus 3 місяці тому +1

    I wonder if any of these dudes found someone

  • @chrisbarras3908
    @chrisbarras3908 Рік тому +4

    What they are really saying is " I would like to pick you up in my windowless van and give you some chloroform."

  • @Qwentar
    @Qwentar 2 місяці тому

    "Hi, Mom"... 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @Spark_jitsu85
    @Spark_jitsu85 23 дні тому

    @3:06 bro is in charge of putting the sarcophagus on reactor 4 in Chernobyl

  • @yallternatively
    @yallternatively Рік тому +3

    How’s everyone just glossing over the guy who said “I steal watches”

    • @lisa8817
      @lisa8817 4 місяці тому

      😂😂😂😂

  • @wattyler6128
    @wattyler6128 10 місяців тому +1

    For those who say these people are weird…well, you’re right, a lot of them are…but YOU do a video too and see how weird you’d appear

  • @williamsworld1773
    @williamsworld1773 Рік тому +4

    3:33 Seth Green?!

  • @lo5231
    @lo5231 Рік тому +6

    Is the data processing guy Seth Green??😂

  • @azed1685
    @azed1685 4 місяці тому

    I’m interested in most phases of data processing

  • @essanance
    @essanance 2 місяці тому

    I'm an executive by day and a WILD MAN by night ......

  • @mattgeary9987
    @mattgeary9987 6 місяців тому

    I thought that one dude was Bill Pullman for a min there

  • @kevinreno2707
    @kevinreno2707 2 роки тому +13

    Hi mom lol

  • @TheIndohobo
    @TheIndohobo 2 місяці тому

    I relate with Fred the most

  • @WMachismo
    @WMachismo 3 місяці тому

    Most of my friends call me Big Phil. We never called you that!

  • @FIDEL_CASHFLOW_
    @FIDEL_CASHFLOW_ Рік тому +4

    Ellen DeGeneres manage a track down the no smoking guy as well as big Phil and one other person I can't remember and she brought them on. Sadly I don't think any of them had managed to find partners.

  • @owenb8636
    @owenb8636 9 місяців тому +1

    2:29 him and rose guy were the only people here who had a shot lol

    • @Caelia7
      @Caelia7 8 місяців тому

      Is the rose guy Ben Stiller?

  • @teohproject
    @teohproject 9 місяців тому

    Where are these guys now?

  • @ryanwesneski5359
    @ryanwesneski5359 9 місяців тому

    It's just. so. good!

  • @leekinwangkevin6359
    @leekinwangkevin6359 9 місяців тому

    What is the music name? Pls

  • @Aptomhyper8
    @Aptomhyper8 Рік тому +2

    The dude looking for the goddess… is basically just wanting anything he can get. Would totally swipe right on everything on tinder.

    • @zuzumontague
      @zuzumontague 10 місяців тому

      I know a lady that actually dated him. According to her account he was funny, but also very hollow. As if he had no feelings other than anger.

    • @TreewwwyYzzerdd
      @TreewwwyYzzerdd 10 місяців тому

      All women are queens bro 😅

  • @garlandragland
    @garlandragland 10 місяців тому

    I want a where are they now? Video

  • @jessemcclure4825
    @jessemcclure4825 9 місяців тому +1

    Before incels had a name, these legends were there.

  • @Swaggmire215
    @Swaggmire215 11 місяців тому

    The goddess. A damsel in distress hotline lmao. A cleveland browns fan in the 80s and avid at that?? Lock him up now.i will cry ar a commercial i been there. Man these are great lmao

  • @jasonchampagne6825
    @jasonchampagne6825 11 місяців тому

    Did I see Dennis Prager in there?

  • @Brookewyeth-gh7lo
    @Brookewyeth-gh7lo 9 місяців тому

    Santa Monica and my front porch swing😂😂😂😂

  • @gingerjones111
    @gingerjones111 11 місяців тому

    Why does the one guy keep referring to himself in the third person??

  • @miketaylor5576
    @miketaylor5576 Рік тому

    He’s wearing a Weight Belt!!

  • @sueqbert3890
    @sueqbert3890 Рік тому +1

    Is that Bill Pullman?

  • @toffeenut1336
    @toffeenut1336 4 місяці тому

    I’d be willing to see what “Big” Phil had to offer. I mean, he got so little airtime.

  • @RebeccaRamsey-wy9rw
    @RebeccaRamsey-wy9rw Рік тому

    Borski was told it was a costume party🤣🤣🤣

  • @johnathangarcia6095
    @johnathangarcia6095 11 місяців тому +1

    fire breathing dragons

  • @reconsoldier135
    @reconsoldier135 2 місяці тому +1

    And I thought using dating apps was bad 😂

  • @introvertadventures3872
    @introvertadventures3872 9 місяців тому +1

    Dean is NOT 25, ain't no way.

  • @NearGuttersPath
    @NearGuttersPath 3 місяці тому

    No one ever called that guy Big Phil