Df: played hundreds of hours of Stardew valley, has investigated all the greatest secrets of the game, still doesn't know animals need to eat to grow. 😅
It was way easier if you would have just open the barn's door at night, start a new day, and then leave the farm area immediately. The pigs should still be doing their stuff but since they are not loaded it shouldn't lag the game so bad. Also once the time for them to go back to the barn and you are not on the farm area they should just teleport back to their respective barn.
You should try filling your farm with hops considering it’s the most profitable crop in the game when put in kegs. You buy the seed for 60g and the pale ale gives you 300g, at 17 harvests that will give you 5100g per plot, and divide that by 60 it will give you an 85 times profit. Just imagine how many divorces you could finance with that amount of money lol.
Why am I binge watching these I don’t have stardew valley and my pc won’t work. I’m not able to play the game, but I’m still watching. WHY? Probably because your voice is oddly calming
Damn Dude, using those two GTX 2080 TI useful as ever. 10/10 would've done the same! If someone wants to try this stuff at home, visit DFs Discord something big is comeing next week.
The game hasn't crashed, Mumps has merely found a way to marry his tractor. I feel like this was to be expected as it was only a matter of time. Besides, it's clearly his favorite thing to ride in the whole valley.
For those interested, one grass starter from winter 28 to spring 1 grows into a whole tonne of grass. It's an excellent way to save a lot of money on buying not nearly as many starters while still filling a grazing area completely.
When you opened the first barn, my smile became ridiculously big! I wonder if you had a very high end computer if it could handle these pigs better.... But it could just be the game engine dying doing something it was never meant to do.
I dunno if you've showed this before, but I found this weird tech that I want to let you know of. Get some way to make yourself naturally run faster, I usually do this by the spicy eel the stupid serpent sometimes drops in skull cavern, then, when you're fast, get hit by a slime and get the slimed ailment, which makes you slow. Once you're slow, quickly eat something that'll change your status to anything else that isn't speed. It can be mining, foraging, fishing, luck, etc. After that, when the slimed effect wears off, you should run super fast until you go to sheep and end the day! Super useful in the skull cavern, it's fairly easy to do once you learn about it.
Getting the fort perk so you pick up two iridium truffles at a time 1250gold each. Without artisan it only gives 1065 for truffle oil. So spare the materials and just gather truffles. Less hassle, time, max gold. My two pig barns are processing more than my ancient greenhouse lol i love it
just a heads up to people, I repair computers for a living and do a descent amount of chip testing. he actually pushed his computer so far that he has physically damaged his ram and graphics cards, possibly even the motherboard. now the damage isn't much for now but keep in mind by doing this he did shave off a few months atleast to his computer. he overclocked his computer then pushed it past that, overclocking alone can and will kill your computer after a few hours of doing this. I have seen bran new super computers be overclocked and be completely dead needing a full rebuild after 5 hours of being overclocked straight, some computers can go longer then that but keep in mind for every hour your overclocking, your increasing your chance of killing the computer by a estimation of about 12%. also with every hour it is overclocked and pushed beyond its limits, you do kill your individual chips by about 16% estimation per hour. do not overclock your computer for any kind of reason, if your computer cannot handle what you are trying to do, it is cheaper and safer to have your ram upgraded. now if your computer is just old aka 2 years or older, buy a new one. most computers are built to die after about 2 years, cheaper computers however usually are built to die after 6 months. for those who are wondering why, its a marketing scam by manufactures and IT guys like me (personally I don't approve of this practice that's why I'm saying this), to get people to have to come back to the store and buy more things, buy more replacements, buy more repairs, etc. to take the best care of your stuff, do not try pushing limits, keep things clean, and overall treat your computer as if its a peace of gold, just remember at some point it is cheaper in the long run to buy a bran new computer then to continue to repair the one you have had. have a good one.
Random fact! "Snus" is a type of tobacco product popular in Scandinavia. It's put under your nose and left there, giving people a nicotine fix throughout the day. It's some kind of nicotine paste I think.
i think the picture is from when marnie first took in jas. if you get your friendship level up with jas, she mentions that her parents died. shane also says that he was friends with jas' parents, and marnie says that shane is her nephew. maybe this means that shane is jas' uncle, and marnie is shane's aunt/jas' great aunt, and she took them in after jas' parents died.
It's amazing how well your channel is growing with the subs you keep getting and all the detication you have to your channel, Fortnite destroyed the world of gaming and channels like your make me happy daily so glad I can watch your videos.
Here I am, new player, could barely afford the first house upgrade. I am now in first year autumn, and after watching some of your videos I found out I made so many dumb choices. No wonder I am not making quick money, I need 3000 pigs to find me some truffles!
"SNUS, beautiful name" Whenever my bf and I name something in a video game, we name it Snorp. Dedicated to a clown plushie that he's had as his Instagram pfp for 4 years
Whatcha gotta do is open the barn doors at night after they go to sleep and then sleep and then wait in your house for a day because then it wont lag as much since the pigs arent rushing out into you
I would question my life choices if I woke up one morning with a tractor in my bed. I mean, DF has married and divorced the whole town at least twice now. I suppose he moved on to the thing he loved most, his tractor. And may this be a union that never ends!
Feed the pigs and they will grow. Build some silos fill them with hay. Keep the pigs indoors for a month until grown, they will eat from the auto feeder. When grown let loose the pigs of war :)
I have a ranch on the Wilderness Farm. It's 21 Deluxe Barns and Coops and 20 silo's with plenty of grass still to feed them all each year. 196 pigs, 12 sheep, 6 goats, 6 cows, 12 chickens, 6 rabbits, 6 ducks. I earn roughly 426,000g a day(with the 2x Foraging and Artisan perk), barring winter and rainy days where I earn 30,000g each day.
This was largely an experiment to test a few things, mostly new PC..That means bigger and better videos!
First hehe
Can I get a heart💖💖
new and improved ways to abuse NPCs
nice, glad you got an upgrade. Just don't annoy yourself too much with the huge ideas.
Howdy df
Game, barely running.
DF: I think we need 500 more pigs
`it can't lag the game that bad''
Df: played hundreds of hours of Stardew valley, has investigated all the greatest secrets of the game, still doesn't know animals need to eat to grow. 😅
Not watched the vid but fairly certain it just speeds the process up
@@potatogames5410 watching the video would clear this up for you.
"It's been a year and they're still babies" Yeah I wonder why... You keep them cooped up in barns with no food.. Hmm. 🤔
he could use the cjb cheats the always fodder or something
He doesn't wanna feed them, he wants to divorce them!
It was way easier if you would have just open the barn's door at night, start a new day, and then leave the farm area immediately. The pigs should still be doing their stuff but since they are not loaded it shouldn't lag the game so bad. Also once the time for them to go back to the barn and you are not on the farm area they should just teleport back to their respective barn.
Tahts jinius
I love how your house is entirely hoed but no comment is needed for that
Omg even the walls
"The game, obviously, not super happy with what I've done." -- Should be your channel tagline.
Now thats lotta damage
U forgot the "a" in that's a lotta damage
Jmak well exuuuuuuse me, princess!(I saw your toon link logo and hope you know that reference)
Yo what happened to your other account? I noticed you weren't posting anymore.
@@CyranofromBergerac it was banned for no reason
@@Jmak yup, sounds like UA-cam. I resubbed.
"Have you ever wondered how many pigs you can have on your farm before the game breaks?"
Well now I do -
*VSauce music starts playing.
Pam is enough for me.
2 million gold
"Not bad for one day."
DF is filthy rich irl confirmed
for me 10k in 1day is REALLY good lol
@@obitree6279 My farm on an old save wasn't really much in late game but I done every day round 22k.
@Jona that’s my ‘good day’ profit
Anytime but winter I'll get at least 10k a day more when crops grow
Here's an idea. Fill the entire town with artifact spots and see how much that's worth. Let's see how many dinosaur eggs you can get.
A whopping 0 eggs
-12 eggs
-100 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
probly he's going to get -218 eggs
Only the mountains can have eggs and you said the town sooooooo
wouldn't it have been easier to open the doors at night, so that the sleeping pigs would leave on their own in the morning?
You should try filling your farm with hops considering it’s the most profitable crop in the game when put in kegs.
You buy the seed for 60g and the pale ale gives you 300g, at 17 harvests that will give you 5100g per plot, and divide that by 60 it will give you an 85 times profit.
Just imagine how many divorces you could finance with that amount of money lol.
I like that.
It takes a ton of work to harvest hops though...
aren't they trellis plants? so it'd be a big organizational game unless you get a couple junimo huts
That one person that disliked is Pam being mad that you abused her kind.
@@parrotuwu7276 eh just leave him alone
@@that1trashborb948 Furryyyyyyy lover
Why are you insulting pigs?
I need more pam joke's
This is great...XDD
Why am I binge watching these I don’t have stardew valley and my pc won’t work. I’m not able to play the game, but I’m still watching. WHY?
Probably because your voice is oddly calming
The Automatic Barn Door Mod would've been a good addition to this pig-tastrophe.
DF is finally able to sleep with his favorite waifu; the Tractor
Now we just need a Pam pig mod and really get this party started!!!!
Hi kira
@@shocky6769 wait what?
@@shocky6769 Hi
Hi thumbnail queen
For you, Kira, I will make one.
Omg I laughed so hard every time the pigs came busting out of the barn
Off course they didn't grow up! YOU DIDN'T FEED THEM FOR A YEAR!! 😂🤦🏻♀️
DF's tractor ended up in his bed.
DF getting a mod to marry his tractor when?
AnimalChooser mod lets you buy fully grown animals and also customize their heart level
Damn Dude, using those two GTX 2080 TI useful as ever. 10/10 would've done the same! If someone wants to try this stuff at home, visit DFs Discord something big is comeing next week.
What's his Discord?
@@windshear26 discord.gg/DangerouslyFunny
@@Dennis-hq8qv Thanks!
When the tractor came back and filled THAT MANY spaces my jaw literally dropped
"At the very least I do have a tractor in my bed." He finally made my OTP! DF and his tractor, together forever.
I miss HELLO EVERYONE
"At the very least, I have a tractor in my bed."
Don't go divorcing your tractor now, we all know you were meant to be together.
"At the very least I got a tractor in my bed"
That's one hell of a way to finish a video xD
Pigs are my favourite animal and this literally just made me love them more
The game hasn't crashed, Mumps has merely found a way to marry his tractor. I feel like this was to be expected as it was only a matter of time. Besides, it's clearly his favorite thing to ride in the whole valley.
Love your videos and have learned a lot about Stardew Valley just by watching you
Are you gonna butcher them all and see how much Pierre will give for their products, next? Haha.
Anyone else yelling: "you need to feed them to find truffles!“ all he's doing is sending lots if hungry angry pigs out
Lol this reminds me of why I started watching you 😂👌
DF's one true love sleeps with him in his bed. Adorable.
GLaDOS Main Core
???
GLaDOS Main Core
Don’t mind me, I’m just retarded 😅
GLaDOS Main Core Pam?
"Lets keep it at a *light* and *modest* 500 pigs"
Would have been great to see Task Manager showing the memory usage.
You should download a mod where Pam lives in in a trash can, her natural habitat
What would happen if you walked into a barn?
@@eidolonscrapchute Your attention to detail tells all.
Kaleb Falin DEATH
Fill the entire world with artifact spots
Yis
I thought you guys where meant to be going oh yeah oh yeah yeah yeah lol
@@fedupgamer3562 are you flexing on me right now?
@@DrumPixel no im saying your not doing your job lol
*Patiently waiting for that face reveal*
I think his face reveal will involve a straight Jacket
@@AaronWGaming Lol probably
I believe the CJB Cheats menu has an option that auto feeds your animals, and gives infinite hay to do so.
Google: I need more Ram!
Stardew Valley: Hold my beer ...
For those interested, one grass starter from winter 28 to spring 1 grows into a whole tonne of grass. It's an excellent way to save a lot of money on buying not nearly as many starters while still filling a grazing area completely.
You are my favorite second favorite UA-camr and my favorite Stardew Valley
Tractor the only one in Stardew Valley DF truly loves
You need to feed pigs hay for them to grow up lol
Your videos are AWSOME! Love them
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When you opened the first barn, my smile became ridiculously big!
I wonder if you had a very high end computer if it could handle these pigs better....
But it could just be the game engine dying doing something it was never meant to do.
love the videos that start with full intent to break the game lmfao
Jeeze, that was a hell of a pigsplosion..! Thank you for making this crazy video!
It's funny cause when you released all the pigs my UA-cam on my phone crashed so basically your game crashed my phone lol
Omg I love your videos. Never stop uploading 💕
So many police officers on one farm
I dunno if you've showed this before, but I found this weird tech that I want to let you know of.
Get some way to make yourself naturally run faster, I usually do this by the spicy eel the stupid serpent sometimes drops in skull cavern, then, when you're fast, get hit by a slime and get the slimed ailment, which makes you slow. Once you're slow, quickly eat something that'll change your status to anything else that isn't speed. It can be mining, foraging, fishing, luck, etc. After that, when the slimed effect wears off, you should run super fast until you go to sheep and end the day! Super useful in the skull cavern, it's fairly easy to do once you learn about it.
You know it’s been a rough night when you wake up with a tractor in your bed 😏
hmmm.... There's snow.... so its Winter.... but Spring's theme's playing O_O
Getting the fort perk so you pick up two iridium truffles at a time 1250gold each. Without artisan it only gives 1065 for truffle oil. So spare the materials and just gather truffles. Less hassle, time, max gold. My two pig barns are processing more than my ancient greenhouse lol i love it
"At the very least, I have a tractor in my bed." Best line ever!
Have you ever realised... DF is always making jokes and making you laugh... yet you’ve never really heard him laugh 🤔
dude you ae insane but your dedication is admirable ..great video, great new pc
The tractor is probably the most useful thing that's ever been in that bed.
just a heads up to people, I repair computers for a living and do a descent amount of chip testing. he actually pushed his computer so far that he has physically damaged his ram and graphics cards, possibly even the motherboard. now the damage isn't much for now but keep in mind by doing this he did shave off a few months atleast to his computer. he overclocked his computer then pushed it past that, overclocking alone can and will kill your computer after a few hours of doing this. I have seen bran new super computers be overclocked and be completely dead needing a full rebuild after 5 hours of being overclocked straight, some computers can go longer then that but keep in mind for every hour your overclocking, your increasing your chance of killing the computer by a estimation of about 12%. also with every hour it is overclocked and pushed beyond its limits, you do kill your individual chips by about 16% estimation per hour. do not overclock your computer for any kind of reason, if your computer cannot handle what you are trying to do, it is cheaper and safer to have your ram upgraded. now if your computer is just old aka 2 years or older, buy a new one. most computers are built to die after about 2 years, cheaper computers however usually are built to die after 6 months. for those who are wondering why, its a marketing scam by manufactures and IT guys like me (personally I don't approve of this practice that's why I'm saying this), to get people to have to come back to the store and buy more things, buy more replacements, buy more repairs, etc. to take the best care of your stuff, do not try pushing limits, keep things clean, and overall treat your computer as if its a peace of gold, just remember at some point it is cheaper in the long run to buy a bran new computer then to continue to repair the one you have had. have a good one.
Why am I laughing so hard at all the pigs storming out of the barns😂😂😂😂😂
"if you love that tractor so much, why don't you MARRY it?"
I mean some lady married the eiffel tower so...
Everytime DF has a stupid idea:
SDV: *hehe I'm in danger-*
Don’t you just cringe when DF walks past worms without doing anything?
Yes
“At the very least I have a tractor in my bed” 😂 every country boys dream
Pam makes that much money?
She spends it all on beer and batteries though...
Multiple pams*
This is the first do video I watched
Now I watch every video he uploads!
Random fact!
"Snus" is a type of tobacco product popular in Scandinavia. It's put under your nose and left there, giving people a nicotine fix throughout the day. It's some kind of nicotine paste I think.
i think the picture is from when marnie first took in jas. if you get your friendship level up with jas, she mentions that her parents died. shane also says that he was friends with jas' parents, and marnie says that shane is her nephew. maybe this means that shane is jas' uncle, and marnie is shane's aunt/jas' great aunt, and she took them in after jas' parents died.
Who let the pigs out
“At the very least, I have a tractor in my bed.” Marry me DF
You are awesome. And do you know when the update for stardew is coming out on xbox
I just got Stardew Valley today, can't afford a basic place for animals, but you...
*Megalovania Intensifies*
"I have no idea how these things work, and I'm just grass-" *commercial break*
Confirmed, dangerouslyfunny is actually grass.
That’s a lot of money the pigs are getting hope they are giving you some of it
It's amazing how well your channel is growing with the subs you keep getting and all the detication you have to your channel, Fortnite destroyed the world of gaming and channels like your make me happy daily so glad I can watch your videos.
Where were you for three days DF? Planning a wedding perhaps?
Here I am, new player, could barely afford the first house upgrade. I am now in first year autumn, and after watching some of your videos I found out I made so many dumb choices. No wonder I am not making quick money, I need 3000 pigs to find me some truffles!
DF is reaching VSauce levels of theories (but for stardew) pretty soon
underrated
I swear the only thing he can love is that tractor
"SNUS, beautiful name" Whenever my bf and I name something in a video game, we name it Snorp. Dedicated to a clown plushie that he's had as his Instagram pfp for 4 years
That's insane experiment xD
Whatcha gotta do is open the barn doors at night after they go to sleep and then sleep and then wait in your house for a day because then it wont lag as much since the pigs arent rushing out into you
Animal Sitter mod allows you to pet every animal and collect all the animal products so you don't need to walk around and collect manually
I would question my life choices if I woke up one morning with a tractor in my bed. I mean, DF has married and divorced the whole town at least twice now. I suppose he moved on to the thing he loved most, his tractor. And may this be a union that never ends!
Hi DF! A question! Which mod are you using to add pigs with Q?
And i tought the game will lag with only 36+ pigs
lol 12:15 sounds like a bunch of people trying to start lawnmowers
That'd be, what, another 1 million if you turned them into truffle oil? Good gravy.
Feed the pigs and they will grow. Build some silos fill them with hay. Keep the pigs indoors for a month until grown, they will eat from the auto feeder. When grown let loose the pigs of war :)
What mod launchers dew you use or how do you do it. I'm new to nodding and computer games all together. Any tips will help.
What mods do you use? Also how has your computer not exploded?
The Bezos of Stardew Valley, undercover from JoJa~
I'd like to see the "most realistic" version of this plan. Something that might actually be doable for an everyday game
I have a ranch on the Wilderness Farm. It's 21 Deluxe Barns and Coops and 20 silo's with plenty of grass still to feed them all each year. 196 pigs, 12 sheep, 6 goats, 6 cows, 12 chickens, 6 rabbits, 6 ducks. I earn roughly 426,000g a day(with the 2x Foraging and Artisan perk), barring winter and rainy days where I earn 30,000g each day.
I updated my game on my console now the spouses help out on the farm!
So far they feed the animals, fixed the fences, and filled the dogs bowl.
Stop motion pig farms are a real goldmine.
Who let the pigs out?
DF.
Oink oink oink oink