1. this comment is copy pasted on every single jojo video just to fish for likes. 2. He makes thousands of dollars for doing this. I doubt that sleep and tingles are his only motivation. 3. vanilla is better than chocola.
If part two doesn't have a "hacker" personality with him just smashing the keyboard and whisper yelling "hacked!" every few seconds I'll be sorely disappointed.
"could you now recite the entirety of the periodic table?" me, who learned the periodic table song so i could impress a fictional character: ah yes, my time to shine
@@oreosrgood4918 they were just being considerate. why do you feel like you must "correct" someone feeling bad for another person who said *their mom died*?
Jojo: “that’s a pretty weird pose you’re doing there, but it actually looks kinda great. Me: **half sleeping** “what? My teacher says I can’t do that pose in class!”
this was the best ASMR video I have watched ever, period. Perfectly executed, I came out of my trance hours later to another video and went straight to sleep after I turned that off. Pleeeeeease do more in this style!!!
Dude! The magician section had me locked on the screen, I normally play your videos and put my phone down, but I was so impressed I kept looking at the screen - Your videos are appreciated, thank you
Great job with the card flick trick, it took me a couple hours for my hands to get used to it and i was soo mad but when i started to do it right i was so happy😊
@@crazyfriend50 So am I, it's funny cause Zimbabwe is in Africa and Abraham Lincoln was white af Also no one ever talks about Zimbabwe, it's funny when it gets mentioned
Fast whispering is absolutely one of my top 3-4 triggers of all time. Just a constant flow of nonsensical whispers where my overactive brain can't even keep up so my brain just goes 🤯🤤
"You have vision, that's great."
Thanks for noticing Jojo, I'm flattered.
Thumbs up for blowing my mind
Lol
Also him: actually I changed my mind your blind
Me who is almost legally blind
Also me: *squinting intesifies*
Those card tricks were actually epic not even kidding.
oh yeah jojo has been doing card magic and tricks for some years :)
Basic card control techniques but that hot shot cut was sick tho
Yeah, jojo is sick at card tricks
Yes I was thinking that to
Ikr 😅
2:07
'Yeah I really need a girlfriend"
*We all felt that*
He does have a girlfriend tho
@@ItsDarkinHerex2x yeahh
@@ItsDarkinHerex2x but not the rest of us...
my girlfriend us from another nation
imagination 😫
I'm not straight and I'm not gay I'm Bi
Bi Myself
“You have vision that’s great”
Two seconds later: “Looks like you’re actually blind”
The emotional roller coaster of life am I right?
Actually its 5 years later
Visional rollercoaster
Bro this was phenomenal 👏
Cool
this video is actually brilliant, so many witty jokes and references to other parts of the vid - it’s just brilliant
Sugondese
Idek y I’m like this
@evil_will_takeover make that 4
His name is a reference. Reference to what? Say his name again.
@@jamesleodelacruz we 45
the magician part is actually impressive😭
a few years ago he used to post a lot of card trick magic asmr videos, hes been doing magic for a while
@@PJ-du7vp PJ COME WATER
@@kaihabets4231 LMAOO
Yesssir
i was the 1k like
Let’s just appreciate that jojo sits in front of a camera for minutes talking into a microphone just for us to sleep and get tingles. Love you jojo 😃
No
UwU
and doing it FAST
Vanilla is cuter
1. this comment is copy pasted on every single jojo video just to fish for likes.
2. He makes thousands of dollars for doing this. I doubt that sleep and tingles are his only motivation.
3. vanilla is better than chocola.
If part two doesn't have a "hacker" personality with him just smashing the keyboard and whisper yelling "hacked!" every few seconds I'll be sorely disappointed.
Yes
Yes
Hacked!
Guess what I made your 123 likes BTW
Haha ehhhhh youtube comments crack me up
It brings joy to my heart to see you improving with your card skills over the years. I cant wait to see what else you have in store for us.
The fact that he’s unintentionally a comedy genius is amazing
actually he was telling jokes on purpose
Pretty sure he's intentionally a comedy genius!
or so he'll have us think...
Love ur pfp btw
He must be a smart man
“Welcome to Joe’s Barber and foot massage”
This made me so happy to hear hhh
It's so close to Jones bbq meme I just cant🤣🤣🤣
I knew I wasn't the only one who thought that
ik right but it threw me off to pause and go and look in the comments like woah jojo just casually memed on us
Yas
the nostalgia, should it even be nostalgic??
Jojo speed running every asmr now, and I thought it couldn’t get better.
"could you now recite the entirety of the periodic table?"
me, who learned the periodic table song so i could impress a fictional character: ah yes, my time to shine
I can actually say like the first 20 elements
.... *which character????*
@@astergeddon4184 captain planet!!!
Same! Everything for Kuroo 😂
Theeeeeeeeerrrrrrreeeee's
Hydrogen then helium
i like how the background gradually changes every role!
jojo: so hows your mother nowadays
actually she passed a coupl-
jojo: great stuff, great stuff
Uhhhhh
9k
Ok o9
😧
I'm sorry for your loss❤
I've suffered from not being able to sleep well for a really long time and one year ago I found your channel, I've been able to sleep good ever since,
@Literally Bob I've never been diagnosed with schizophrenia, or suspected it, I just have severe sleeping problems which is very common
@Literally Bob insomnia?
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Sup Bushy Eyebrows
Amazing!! First Gibi, then fastASMR and now you! These are my favourite sort of ASMR videos
Same
jojo “so how’s your mother these days”
me “actually she died”
jojo “good stuff good stuff”
Sorry to hear
@@dwayvoncliffe7392 it’s okay it was a while ago. thanks tho :)
@@oreosrgood4918 they were just being considerate. why do you feel like you must "correct" someone feeling bad for another person who said *their mom died*?
That’s was exactly what I was gonna write but you already wrote it.
@@oreosrgood4918 i wasn’t joking but it’s okay you didn’t know lol
AYO JOJO MIGHT ACTUALLY BE A MAGICIAN BECAUSE THOSE TRICKS WERE INCREDIBLE
He used to do a ton of card trick videos
He is one lol
5:55 literally the first genuine tingles I've got in like 2 years. Wow. Almost teared up.
I clicked this and got a football game advert
@@OLLLLLLLYYYY lol
@@OLLLLLLLYYYY that’s horrible, I hope you can mentally recover
imagine putting this in x2 speed lol
Edit: unrelated, but his card shuffle skills are insane woah 😳
😦😦
"i spent way to much time in my basement"
The best quote of the video lol
Me: My room is in the basement.
The ear cleaning was really creative, never seen anyone do it like that.
Jojo: “that’s a pretty weird pose you’re doing there, but it actually looks kinda great.
Me: **half sleeping** “what? My teacher says I can’t do that pose in class!”
If anyone else than Gibi could make a masterpiece with this idea, that's you.
Nailed it 👌
When Jojo was wildly snipping those scissors I got so worried that he would cut himself by accident
Same
When he said his haircut intro all I thought was “Jones barbecue and foot massage”
*music intensifies*
I thought I was the only one lol
Same
Thats the joke
@@almar456 how do you know🤨
I remember watching one of jojo's first card magic videos and its honestly mind blowing how he has progressed
I love these Types of Asmr videos and am really happy that JoJo made one, Was waiting for so long! 😴
Jojo: acts like 50 persons at a time
Jojo's t-shirts : im still a white T-shirt lol
*Fact: Asmr on UA-cam sounds better than Asmr on Spotify.*
adding to that we wouldn't be on UA-cam right now
Man, that picture though...
I agree.
YO I THOUGHT THERE WAS A FLY ON MY SCREEN-
@@rhbeauty126 bruh it's obviously fake
Jojo i was wondering where u learning all this card magic from ? It’s amazing!!
He learned it at the card magic college
Yes! A card video! Total throw back and I love it✨🙌🏻
Not even 5 seconds in the video and ive already got tingle. Great vid Jojo
Jojo’s asmr videos make my day and night 💞
2:08 "Yeah I really need a girlfriend"
*_Relatable as hell😭_*
my girlfriend is from another nation
imagination 😫🤧
The card tricks are actually so good omg wow
What I love most is you can always have a good laugh at this videos
Bunch of role plays in one. So awesome JoJo 😊
Why is nobody talking about how he actually cut his own hair during the hairdresser part??😭
Had me rolling xD
HAHAHAHA LITERALLY!!!
@@shrirajp_46 llpllllllpllpplllllpllllllouuiyiyoi
Let's all thank Jojo for helping many people who have trouble sleeping 👍
"Joe's barber and foot massage" has to be the best barber shop name ever
JOHNS BBQ AND FOOT MASSAGE
JoJo: "so how's your mother these days?"
oh she's actually in the hos-
"Great great"
i’m so blown away by these card tricks wtf
Alternate title : Joji flexing the way he moves the cards
2 things about asmr I know is
1. The case makes good sounds
2. The magician will be there all day
Jojo always has a way of putting me to sleep
05:45 I screamed as Jojo cut his own hair
Bro, can we apreciate how cute he looks with fluffy hair---
Its been 89 days of asking Jojo to dress up as Sub Urban and sing us the tingles
NO. Seriously, NO.
@@ClipBoy_1 but yes ;)
@@ClipBoy_1 i got no idea who sub urban is
@@rogerhuang2262 that one guy who did that one song
@@2natism what song
Dream: *speedruns minecraft*
JoJo: Are you challenging me?
XD
Pfft-
If jojo could control minecraft with voice. He would beat the World record by atleast 5 min
When you said “sussy baka” I started fizzling away and melting
yeah i had my eyes closed and i heard that and opened my eyes and i was like what
@Greta Lamb 15:11
i'm starting to question how hard it is to be at his level of asmr when he's literally a god at card tricks and it isn't even his main profession
It's a Hobby for him
Bro make some more of this genre plssssss 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
Fastest ASMR really helps a lot 🥺
0:53
'How's your mother these days"
"Uhh....she's dead"
"Great Stuff, Great Stuff".
🤣🤣
Day 10 of asking JoJo to dress up as Rick Astley and sing us the tingles.
Ahhh yeah its time to get tingly
he could at least do it half way, but *a full commitments what I'm thinkin' of*
@@ReturnOfQwari why
@@Sadening woooosh
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i get bored super easily and wow i was so entertained by this i actually made it to the end
great stuff keep it up
I like how someone that hasn’t seen JoJo’s cardistry before would just think he spends hundreds of hours of practice for a few minutes of asmr.
jojo's one of my favorites and as much as i love him, no one can do fastest asmr quite like gibi
Then we find out that he keeps 6 families secretly and that these are his real jobs
Man, he is really skilled with cards 😲
This is Jojo's bizzare adventure of quickly changing career choices
JOJO
jjba is autism and weird
@@Jordan-bn5dz no
@@Jordan-bn5dz where the hell do you even pull this from
this was the best ASMR video I have watched ever, period. Perfectly executed, I came out of my trance hours later to another video and went straight to sleep after I turned that off. Pleeeeeease do more in this style!!!
I absolutely love the personality of the magician "I know I spend waay too much time in my basement but that's ok" XD
I like how he's still wears the white shirt for all the jobs
I usually use asmr to sleep but this is making me feel calm, focused, and just overall happy. I love it! 😄
I have watched this video over and over again every night but I have yet to see the end… I always fall asleep.
3 days later and I have yet to finish it
The magician sounds like a great guy. Sounds like he could be a great friend.
Magician: "i need a girlfriend"
Real jojo: im way over the law
0:32
Me: it’s funny because he actually knows card tricks and is really good
Jojo: 0:35
Me: oh my gosh he actually did it
jojo: so how’s your day been?
me: i’ve actually had a migra-
jojo: that’s great
Dude! The magician section had me locked on the screen, I normally play your videos and put my phone down, but I was so impressed I kept looking at the screen - Your videos are appreciated, thank you
Omg the magician made me miss the card magic videos. Please do one soon!! Those are some of my favorite videos ❤️❤️
“Me clicking on the video for sleep”
“Jojo talking gibberish and flipping cards everywhere🥱😵💫”
I already know this is going to be so relaxing
Hi
Hi
Hi
Hi
Hi
Blind is the one who doesn't see how much effor and love jojo puts in his videos❤
Jojo Im gonna need a ful length video of the magician persona please, friend
That was INCREDIBLE
Great job with the card flick trick, it took me a couple hours for my hands to get used to it and i was soo mad but when i started to do it right i was so happy😊
1:06
Jojo: I really dont know what card you chose
Me: I dont either..😶
Me neither
jojo: im going really slow so I won't mess up ur hair
also jojo: presumes to go sicko mode on your head
The card tricks were amazing my jaw dropped 😂👌🏻
Definitely one of the best asmrtists out there
u should put the magician in the end! that's precious to watch
Hair looks very nice in this video JoJo 👍🏻
The “Jo’s barber and foot massage” probably went over a lot of people’s heads 😂😂😂😂
Explain pls
@@robinmichaelrath look up jones good ass barbeque and foot massage on yt
"What country was Abraham Lincoln from?"
"Uhh, he's American-"
"Zimbabwe"
*Me, half Zimbabwean*
👁👄👁
Not that funny
Im english but dont know everything about england
@@crazyfriend50 So am I, it's funny cause Zimbabwe is in Africa and Abraham Lincoln was white af
Also no one ever talks about Zimbabwe, it's funny when it gets mentioned
@@hauntedhorrorberry Zimbabwe is part of South America.
@@parkerellis746 ...
@@parkerellis746 🤨
LOVE how he mades the card tricks🥰🥰
easily one of his best videos ngl
11:15
THE MITOCHONDRIA IS THE POWER HOUSE OF THE CELL
YES IT POWERS THE HOUSE
Jojo as a magician :"think of a number between 1 and 3"...."is that 2, I am very good, I know"
Me: "Actually no, it's 2.6 but 🙄"
He didn't say anything about decimals.
He shouldve said whole numbers
Ehhh fair tho
@@parkerellis746 he didn’t say anything about no decimals either
@@8bitsins Hmm............
Is no one gonna talk about the fact that at 6:28 jojo started spitting bars for a few second
This is definitely one of my fav video
This is the first asmr video that actually made me laugh. Your sense of humour is great
Jojo- how’s your mother these days
Me- she’s dead…
Jojo- that’s great to hear!
Lmao
'Yeah I really need a gf' was so funny😂
You have a LOT of choice in the sea Jojo!! 😘😊
Jojo whispering sussy baka made my day 😂😂❤️❤️15:18
Fast whispering is absolutely one of my top 3-4 triggers of all time. Just a constant flow of nonsensical whispers where my overactive brain can't even keep up so my brain just goes 🤯🤤
This is one of the best asmr videos I've seen in long time I really like your speed and role-play asmr
Jojo: "I'm fast!"
Someone: "But you make a lot of mistakes"
Jojo: "Who said I'm accurate? I said I'm fast"