I can’t wait for the comment that inevitably pops up stating “no, you guys have to understand: this part of the video was _way_ worse in the VOD. It went on for, like, half an hour”
I watched the whole vod while doing some homework, and let me tell ya, every bit that you saw here was just a few clips from like 10 minutes worth of the actual bit that happened. The one were Carson had the switch in his hands, while he was high on pcp in game, where they were constantly swapping places, was so god damn funny. It just kind of naturally happened, but then kept going and going, and the best part was the swapping genuinely was confusing with the effect from the high, so it made it even more surreal.
I like how everything just escalates over time, like everyones messing with the player models and doing small things then someone spawns in a strider and the explosions start happening.
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Carson brings the gun up to his nose sniffing and inhaling the fumes coming from it. His vision begins to blur unable to comprehend anything when his head turns, he looks around dazed and confused trying to find anything he can to ground himself in reality before eventually finding the kitchen counter and placing his hands against the cold surface. He looks to the counter and sees a face he knows all too well… He hears his laugh as he looks to the note laying in front of it. He can’t understand it. It’s not even written in English… He turns around and suddenly finds himself holding a switch along in a different room. He hears the click of it as he suddenly finds himself back in the kitchen. It clicks once again and he is now in a bedroom. He finds himself staring at a slip knot poster trying to find something he can comprehend… He wakes up. 17 Hours have passed.
Solid video. The pcp trip was the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time. The horse was a good addition however, it being in a bed with Fuwamoco did frighten me so I’m docking points for that, but overall: 8/10 video, pretty good
See. My head canon is that Farethia was just doing aome dark and twisted ahh science experiment in blue spire tower that somehow resulted in him being able to spontaneously conjure yachts and worm gods. Just a thought to chew on.
Carson! Thank you SO MUCH for another video remembering and paying tribute to our good friend GARRY! You and your friend’s silly antics always make me cackle up a storm, and the rapture will soon be upon us, and I hope to see more of these videos soon, friend!
So glad to see Fuwamoco doing collaborations with small content creators like you guys. Keep up the hard work, and maybe you can be as big as them some day!! Bau Bau!
"Freedom of movement, mobility rights, or the right to travel is a human rights concept encompassing the right of individuals to travel from place to place within the territory of a country, and to leave the country and return to it." This is just what Google said. Couldn't find anything on how it works for horses, but I imagine it's something similar.
Man, the horse spewing out black substance while levitating through the void is such an incredibly cinematic scene.
Cosmic Horror
Some people would say it was “HORSING” around
Man
Man
horses cant vomit... so what is happening here?..
The unspeakably masculine urge to dress like minions and throw nukes off the slopes.
i remember my time fondly at The Slopes
While a loaf watches us
I can’t wait for the comment that inevitably pops up stating “no, you guys have to understand: this part of the video was _way_ worse in the VOD. It went on for, like, half an hour”
That just makes it better
the "stop" incident.
I actually really love those comments 😭
unironically like 3/4 of this video is that
There was a part in the vod where Pomni shows up
love how your face becomes the same color as the game. Very immersive!
Kavin lol
Bavin
Javintino
youtube ambient mode !
gavintino cursed moments compilation
2:17 - irrefutable proof that Carson lacks object permanence
Jessie tuyrat bring tar
Yeah! Jessie tuyrat bring tar! Great job little buddy!
Yes
I watched the whole vod while doing some homework, and let me tell ya, every bit that you saw here was just a few clips from like 10 minutes worth of the actual bit that happened. The one were Carson had the switch in his hands, while he was high on pcp in game, where they were constantly swapping places, was so god damn funny. It just kind of naturally happened, but then kept going and going, and the best part was the swapping genuinely was confusing with the effect from the high, so it made it even more surreal.
dude the pcp bit in the vod is so fkcing funny I almost passed out lmfao
0:13 me looking at the toilet bowl
Thanks!
this is fucking 5 cents you poor ass motherfucker please move to a real country
@@CallMeCarsonLIVE he clearly likes it!
@@CallMeCarsonLIVEpropaganda
@@CallMeCarsonLIVE😮
@@CallMeCarsonLIVE okay wow kinda rude that’s a micro aggression (wokeness).
16:30 even through the fog of war, God will remain clear
17:35 Yippee that's me, front and center, I made it mama
Fire message
nah bruh that guy a horse
only in Ohio 💀
who are you
A horse is a horse, of course!
@@earflapphat just a silly lil fella
19:12 dr robotnik after being hit 10 times
17:00 this entire segment is a fucking experience
Me-after-the-Lobotomy ahh moment
im glad you included gavin’s one liner at the end there
Whoa hi baskin
he had a point with that one liner
YEAH GMOD YEAH, I LOVE GMOD, IM LITERALLY ABOUT TO GARN ALL OVER MY ROOM!!!
Yeah
IM GARNING OOUGGHHHH
i like how the word “garn” has become a new slang term for literally anything. keep it up, garners!
@@earflapphat i garn how the word "garn" has garn a new garn term for literally anything. keep it garn,
garners!
The black substance surrounds me
The dark
CallMeCarson more like call me maybe hey I just met you and this is crazy
I like how everything just escalates over time, like everyones messing with the player models and doing small things then someone spawns in a strider and the explosions start happening.
13:55 sir, a second yacht has hit the blue tower
**horse walks in**
YAHI VEIWER
PERISH
💥⚔️⚔️🤺🤺🗡️
@@rameensyed3837 D:
Peter...
The horse is here...
@@Jab-lx1xf Oh yeah.
bartender be like: why long face
>be me
>play garrys mod with friends
>horse walks in
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🍈
I love Garry’s Mod!
“i love garrys mod!” _he said calmly, as 50 nukes detonate_
I love gd cologne!
1:05 genuinely scared the shit out of me that stupid bread
27:48 Why did he say this
It was a glimpse into his sick fucked up twisted evil mind
im gonna cry
this might actyally be the funniest fucking video you've uploaded holy shit
ok, crier. go cry about it.
22:42 BEST STRAY SONG, I LOVE THIS SONG SO MUCH
handshake emoji
What’s the song?
@@cosmic_mango33 the kindness of strangers
3:48 gru after failing to make a fourth particle accelerator
Carson throwing a Nuke down a slope and asking what’s happening when it inevitably explode is peak CMC humor
10:35 you can’t park there
Yes he can he’s in the water
carson laughs like his parents are sleeping next room
22:25 you guys have to understand: this part of the video was way worse in the VOD. It went on for, like, half an hour
YOUUUUUUUUU
Carson brings the gun up to his nose sniffing and inhaling the fumes coming from it. His vision begins to blur unable to comprehend anything when his head turns, he looks around dazed and confused trying to find anything he can to ground himself in reality before eventually finding the kitchen counter and placing his hands against the cold surface. He looks to the counter and sees a face he knows all too well… He hears his laugh as he looks to the note laying in front of it. He can’t understand it. It’s not even written in English… He turns around and suddenly finds himself holding a switch along in a different room. He hears the click of it as he suddenly finds himself back in the kitchen. It clicks once again and he is now in a bedroom. He finds himself staring at a slip knot poster trying to find something he can comprehend… He wakes up. 17 Hours have passed.
Solid video. The pcp trip was the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time. The horse was a good addition however, it being in a bed with Fuwamoco did frighten me so I’m docking points for that, but overall: 8/10 video, pretty good
YEAH GMOD YEAH, I LOVE GMOD, I'M NOT GOING TO GARN BUT THIS IS AWESOME ANYWAY!!!
Toaster spotted
Pats inbound
You and your friends are literally built for GMod shenanigans. You gotta do more of these PLEASE.
What if garry’s mod was garry’s fart? And you farted all over a sandbox landscape and from your butt
She garry on my mod till i maximum chaos
Bars
I literally can’t look away for even a second, there’s literally always something stupid or funny happening
Hey Carson this video was very good, thanks. Liked the bit where you leveled your tower very cool.
I gotta say that show and tell part all the way to the laboratory was the hardest I’ve laughed in such a long time 💀
Man carthon this was a fucking funny video. I like Judy hopps hentai. Can’t wait to see more content like this! Maybe more gmod in the future?
We did not need the fun fact you added in the middle
@@LoganArnoldspeak for yourself
See. My head canon is that Farethia was just doing aome dark and twisted ahh science experiment in blue spire tower that somehow resulted in him being able to spontaneously conjure yachts and worm gods. Just a thought to chew on.
Garrison it is 12 am on a school night you mustn't tempt me like this
Carson! Thank you SO MUCH for another video remembering and paying tribute to our good friend GARRY! You and your friend’s silly antics always make me cackle up a storm, and the rapture will soon be upon us, and I hope to see more of these videos soon, friend!
I can't believe Gary the Snail has his own game
"man, this place is huge" as he's launched into the void like yeah i sure hope it is
Said it on the vod, and I’ll say it again, Farethia is genuinely hysterical, would love to see him more on the CMC crew!
Who is farethia
Thank goodness for this episode of Call myself Cargson, I was about to confront the void
25:06 the Radio Rebel reference oh my god 💀
XD imagine if Carson said it like STAWP! AHAHAHAHAHAHA (0101100101000010011001100110)
These gmod videos/streams will always be my favorite
So glad to see Fuwamoco doing collaborations with small content creators like you guys. Keep up the hard work, and maybe you can be as big as them some day!! Bau Bau!
The annoying orange showing up with triumphant music was the hardest ive laughed this year
Man this is an underrated video essay! It was really well written and has quality! Desserves way more views!
Petah. The Farethia is here.
This is one of your best videos.
this is my favorite type of humor; nothings happening, only random shit going on
these videos are like modern day renaissance paintings
"Freedom of movement, mobility rights, or the right to travel is a human rights concept encompassing the right of individuals to travel from place to place within the territory of a country, and to leave the country and return to it." This is just what Google said. Couldn't find anything on how it works for horses, but I imagine it's something similar.
0:38 noid reference
YES! Carson must’ve listened to my prayers. I always needed another gmod video!!
I love call me Carson. Been supporting since pre lego Star Wars and no UA-cam makes me laugh this hard
8:36 i actually fell out of my chair bro
Farethia is just horsing around
Gotta be in my top three favorite live channel videos, the other two also being gmod. I loooove Garry’s mod!
27:40 I still have nightmares from this bit.
This is all an incredible throwback to Israphel-era Yogscast, when they'd just do random shit like this on sled maps.
This is unironically the funniest Carson video I've ever watched
I looove Gmod!
Carson is free from his garn shackles
I like the bit where Carson becomes a god and can utter words of anguish
This felt like I was rewatching Gmod with the ASDFs
He clearly loves it!
farethia being a horse made this video way funnier than if he was using any other playermodel
Garry?
In economy?
In state?
In country?
Localised?
Kitchen?
14:42 must've been storing those plates in the cloud
The segment from 0:43 to 1:23 is a thing of beauty
i was watching this with a stomach ache and at 6:37 i almost shit myself
this is onw of those videos where my memory of events is so distorted that watching it a second time makes it feel even less coherent than the first
God it's like every new video it gets harder and harder to watch.
Good job Garson keep it up 👍
I just couldn’t peel my eyes away whenever the webcam was on. He’s getting really good at this vtuber thing!
not the time carson, reupload this later
smokin bacon! 3:13
Is this 2016? No car, it isn’t. Im deflating you now.
Billions of years of evolution for this 😭
“I’m going in” “↘️”
We love Loki around these parts.
0:02 “he boutta say he frood up” - NoahTheJorker
Creder cars, geborf, bowling ball... The list expands
10:11 the fucking kill feed
It lacks quacks making a waterbucket clutch but then being immidiatly killed by a scary minion
The horse quietly doing it’s own thing for most of the vod was killing me.
That was one of the most mesmerizing intros I’ve ever seen
Bro I wanna kiss Loki so bad
Big car car, tomorrow is my birthday, thank you for making an early birthday gift ( I LOVE YOUR GMOD VIDS)
Gmod was ahead of it's time man. It's a literal shitpost/brainrot generator
funniest video to date
dude, this is like, relevant… to my situation… because I’m gamer!
literally right as i was going to rewatch one of your vids im hit with this. nice.
no, you guys have to understand: this part of the video was _way_ worse in the VOD. It went on for, like, half an hour
These are the actual best videos on the internet