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  • Опубліковано 8 сер 2017
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 41 тис.

  • @meow-zh7xi
    @meow-zh7xi 5 років тому +2096

    2017 : oh okay I'm real scared of drive thrus
    2019 : *_letting the person in front of me decide what I eat_*

    • @lailaalidawi1159
      @lailaalidawi1159 4 роки тому +6

      lol same

    • @silbessobos5216
      @silbessobos5216 4 роки тому +7

      Most bullshit I've heard

    • @samanthaclark
      @samanthaclark 4 роки тому +2

      Woah.

    • @cookiecorngacha234
      @cookiecorngacha234 4 роки тому +2

      Does anyone know who started this person in front of me trend? Cuz every video if those has comments like YOU STOLE DIS I HATE YOOOOOOO!! So who started it idk can someone tell me thanks

    • @jorasoli1
      @jorasoli1 4 роки тому

      I know who started it...
      The inpatient anti vax kids who are dying waiting for the Area 51 raid

  • @alexsnightmare
    @alexsnightmare 6 років тому +15312

    "Oh damn girl you're naked"
    *creepy music starts*

  • @whalemasterkatie4849
    @whalemasterkatie4849 4 роки тому +992

    Oh damn girl you're naked
    Shane: let us talk about fast food

  • @caseymcnaughton9982
    @caseymcnaughton9982 Рік тому +65

    I miss this era sm

  • @Ella_Playx
    @Ella_Playx 4 роки тому +5789

    Shane’s voice at the start of his sentences:📈
    Shane’s voice at the end of his sentence:📉

  • @omunistuwu5110
    @omunistuwu5110 4 роки тому +2452

    "they are making money from YOU being fat"
    *cough* wow shane, you didn't have to hurt me like that.

    • @candacemacd
      @candacemacd 4 роки тому +28

      Me: "wow Shane you didn't have to expose me like that 🙁"

    • @almondmilk738
      @almondmilk738 4 роки тому +8

      Lol

    • @notnova1
      @notnova1 4 роки тому +5

      Thanks for pointing out my insecurities and doing me like that, thanks mate!!!! Ugh, Shane...

    • @nightcore_gacha8329
      @nightcore_gacha8329 4 роки тому +2

      THATS WHAT I THOUGHT

    • @farida.
      @farida. 4 роки тому +2

      🥴🥴🥴

  • @definitelynotjim2336
    @definitelynotjim2336 4 роки тому +515

    “Fast food was made to keep us fat...”
    Americans: how dare they! *proceeds to eat McDonald’s everyday*

    • @lisa8012
      @lisa8012 3 роки тому +7

      But isn't Panera technically fast food? Its healthy and expensive but its got a drive thru right?

    • @peepee42
      @peepee42 3 роки тому +1

      Olivia not just fast food only has drive thrus

    • @peepee42
      @peepee42 3 роки тому +3

      Olivia just cuz it has a drive thru, doesn’t mean it’s fast food

    • @definitelynotjim2336
      @definitelynotjim2336 3 роки тому

      George Washington • 372 years ago hahahhaha I love the 372 years ago thing

    • @peepee42
      @peepee42 3 роки тому

      Definitely not Jim great 👍

  • @Miss101Beauty
    @Miss101Beauty 2 роки тому +166

    I’m re watching all Shane’s old videos and bingeing his old content and I miss these so much🥺

    • @4usprosperity
      @4usprosperity 2 роки тому +1

      💜✌🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃⛔🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃

    • @lillithbrax1300
      @lillithbrax1300 Рік тому +3

      Me rn.

    • @cameronpope8513
      @cameronpope8513 Рік тому +2

      same girl

    • @talbal_talia8135
      @talbal_talia8135 Рік тому

      Same

    • @jasminetpf6366
      @jasminetpf6366 Рік тому +5

      shame that he ruined his career with disgusting behaviour

  • @angxlicbxby
    @angxlicbxby 6 років тому +5902

    **Eats a McDonald's burger while watching**
    Wow I'm never eating fast food again
    *Take another bite*

  • @kurmid3145
    @kurmid3145 4 роки тому +2644

    Shane: *exposes*
    Illuminati: aight guys new plan

  • @_iHaveFun_
    @_iHaveFun_ Рік тому +117

    Who else is watching in 2023 cause you also miss the old way he did conspiracy theories?

  • @i_changed_my_username_ha8718
    @i_changed_my_username_ha8718 4 роки тому +84

    Shane: I used to work at Jenny Craig-
    Me: weight, what?

  • @darcy_gr2609
    @darcy_gr2609 4 роки тому +2330

    shane is the living embodiment of
    “nah i’m joking...unless”

    • @sssleepybear
      @sssleepybear 4 роки тому +3

      😳

    • @blankblank5409
      @blankblank5409 4 роки тому +2

      *~*

    • @rated-rsicario9082
      @rated-rsicario9082 4 роки тому +4

      Then sometimes puts a fkn jumpscare like wtf I can’t even rewatch these without looking out lmfao 😂😂😂

  • @abby8189
    @abby8189 5 років тому +1571

    "oh damn girl you're naked"
    "yeah"

    • @mephisto4421
      @mephisto4421 5 років тому +87

      * cut to scary music with a disclaimer *

    • @Hatsunemigulover
      @Hatsunemigulover 5 років тому +13

      Mia Serrano she’s referring to the podcast opening haha :)

    • @lauramarcus3740
      @lauramarcus3740 5 років тому +4

      I wonder if he saw that picture

    • @millie3065
      @millie3065 5 років тому +6

      youd know it isnt weird compared to other podcasts if you listened to them lol

    • @sanaaedwards3932
      @sanaaedwards3932 5 років тому +1

      abby lol

  • @Alex-xj3gs
    @Alex-xj3gs 2 роки тому +47

    “Don’t make me assume my ultimate form, I will fucking wreck you!” I love how this part just gets glossed over. I was dying from laughter when she said that

    • @4usprosperity
      @4usprosperity 2 роки тому +1

      🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃

  • @saydez4671
    @saydez4671 3 роки тому +274

    Who’s here after all that’s came out with Shane ? I liked him when he did these types of videos ... sad what’s happening now ..

    • @hallieequine6785
      @hallieequine6785 3 роки тому +1

      can you explain what’s happened x

    • @allisonm8547
      @allisonm8547 3 роки тому

      @@hallieequine6785 ik im so confused

    • @nlev5869
      @nlev5869 3 роки тому +18

      It's sad hes a great guy and is just being hit with hate

    • @poletato1290
      @poletato1290 3 роки тому

      I know,

    • @Imhomophobicjk
      @Imhomophobicjk 3 роки тому +5

      Yeah he didn't really deserve any of that

  • @trishbabe3615
    @trishbabe3615 6 років тому +5986

    Is it just me or when other UA-camrs talk about Conspiracy theory it gets boring but when Shane does it it's not

  • @skzcxnya4799
    @skzcxnya4799 5 років тому +1990

    Why am I thinking about
    *burger king foot lettuce*

    • @meow-zh7xi
      @meow-zh7xi 5 років тому +35

      *honestly if I saw that damm thing in my living room I would stomp on it until it is was small brown stain*

    • @serenagriffin2373
      @serenagriffin2373 5 років тому +14

      Jimin Mochi burger bing boot bettuse

    • @sortasmitten
      @sortasmitten 5 років тому +5

      Love ur pfp

    • @stabbysdeathknife7471
      @stabbysdeathknife7471 4 роки тому +10

      Ba da da da I'm loving it

    • @dreamyley8476
      @dreamyley8476 4 роки тому +25

      Number 5- Burger King foot lettuce
      The last thing you want on your Burger King burger is somebody’s foot fungus

  • @simontownshend8088
    @simontownshend8088 2 роки тому +100

    am i still watching shane dawson conspiracy theories in 2022? yes.

  • @devonwise3938
    @devonwise3938 4 роки тому +91

    Why is no one talking about that lady who said "Don't make me assume my ultimate form"??? I'm DEAD

  • @cyber2729
    @cyber2729 5 років тому +663

    “Fast food is bad”
    Me: but it’s good

  • @tatepadouk1009
    @tatepadouk1009 5 років тому +12532

    Who else is watching in 2019 because they have nothing to do in life?

  • @DiegoHernandez-vq8nl
    @DiegoHernandez-vq8nl 3 роки тому +47

    THE GOVERMENT MIGHT BE TRYING TO END SHANE! Because he knew too much...

  • @lornavillarreal
    @lornavillarreal 4 роки тому +11

    I’m rewatching all these videos, i miss this years

  • @trashqueen6499
    @trashqueen6499 6 років тому +11816

    I'm honestly worried that the government is gonna come for Shane and try to silence him

    • @nourin5248
      @nourin5248 6 років тому +198

      me too tbh

    • @The_Cherokee_Gypsy
      @The_Cherokee_Gypsy 6 років тому +368

      I do too. That's what the Illuminati elite do. Shane is exposing too much to too many people. Although we appreciate Shane, the elite don't.

    • @untitleddocument3198
      @untitleddocument3198 6 років тому +319

      Shane would find a way to tell us if they're doing anything to him tbh like
      he would literally sacrifice his life to tell us the truth that is why Shane is queen

    • @cinderpaws
      @cinderpaws 6 років тому +221

      *Trash Queen* I feel like they can't because he's talked about it so much if it actually happened people would know it's them

    • @yaelgonzalez3496
      @yaelgonzalez3496 6 років тому +14

      Same

  • @Em-em9mh
    @Em-em9mh 5 років тому +770

    _I love how Shane laughs at his own jokes_

  • @terriperriweather
    @terriperriweather 2 роки тому +17

    End of 2021 and I find myself re watching old Shane videos, I miss these! Would love to see one on this pandemic.. old Shane would have been all over it 😂

  • @poohsockh6375
    @poohsockh6375 4 роки тому +100

    All the comments are pretty much “AnY bOdY eLsE hErE cAuSe ThE vIrUs” and “iM hErE cAuSe I hAvE nOtHiNg ElSe To Do In 2020

  • @ithinkiloveyou1111
    @ithinkiloveyou1111 5 років тому +943

    Me:I'm never eating fast food again
    *2 minutes later*
    Me:Look. I'm here for a good life, not a long one

    • @thatwasntveryplusultraofyo5972
      @thatwasntveryplusultraofyo5972 4 роки тому +5

      Lol same

    • @00pium_opium0
      @00pium_opium0 4 роки тому +4

      MONALISA SINHA wait why?

    • @monalisasinha1015
      @monalisasinha1015 4 роки тому

      No I just got kinda triggered when saw they would turn down the opportunity to live long just for a good life

    • @cece8401
      @cece8401 4 роки тому +2

      So would you rather live to 80 and be depressed or live to 35 and be loved by everyone and live life to the fullest? Coz’ I would rather live to 35.
      P.S. I’m not saying that everyone that lives long is depressed or that they want/have to be.

    • @jennifer1237
      @jennifer1237 4 роки тому +1

      WE ARE HERE FOR A GOOD TIME NOT A LONG TIME

  • @maisychapman9130
    @maisychapman9130 5 років тому +788

    It’s the background music that scares me the most ! 😂

  • @momoj9574
    @momoj9574 4 роки тому +83

    whoever put glass in a burger, especially if they knew it was going to a kid should serve in jail

    • @ximena-hi5by
      @ximena-hi5by 3 роки тому +3

      @Gaming and Education LOL does it make it acceptable if it wasn’t?

    • @UniqueGeekFreak
      @UniqueGeekFreak 2 роки тому

      Probably just something that broke inbthe kitchen, you know with glass it flies every direction.
      Have had broken pieces of plastic and screws in my food and salads, things that malfunctioned & fell down from the saladbar or from the kitchen

  • @genisisgamer6306
    @genisisgamer6306 4 роки тому +31

    im sitting here eating burger king and watching this

  • @gabriellejefford7653
    @gabriellejefford7653 5 років тому +551

    Literally everyone in the comments: I’m never eating fast food again.
    Me: Ya me neither...
    A day later: Mom can we go to McDonald’s?

  • @risakim2739
    @risakim2739 6 років тому +680

    so many people are like "i eat so much fast food but i'm still skinny, i'm so rare." it's called a high metabolism, come on

    • @winstonsbitch8373
      @winstonsbitch8373 6 років тому +11

      Risa Kim *fast

    • @jocg933
      @jocg933 6 років тому +15

      Lucky bastards!! Lol
      But seriously meat isn't bad, it's actually very good. But it's the things that frickn' company's put in them that make it a horrible option

    • @emmag9962
      @emmag9962 6 років тому +4

      Merp Herp no it is called a high metabolism -_-

    • @hangy891
      @hangy891 6 років тому +3

      Risa Kim fast* get facts right before going on a rant

    • @scoutGOW
      @scoutGOW 6 років тому +4

      Susan ! No it's high. You get your facts right

  • @Idk.-.
    @Idk.-. 3 місяці тому +3

    I love how I'm watching this 7 years later while eating McDonald's 😭🙏

  • @kraftdinner34
    @kraftdinner34 4 роки тому +42

    Think about the Chipolte theory and Covid this year ...

  • @Spahici
    @Spahici 6 років тому +2573

    Thats enough no more mcdonalds
    A few moments later: damn, i want mcdonalds now

    • @Spahici
      @Spahici 6 років тому +17

      no one asked

    • @annabeatrice7658
      @annabeatrice7658 6 років тому +23

      The Faruq gamer,vlogs and stuff savage

    • @leoneljasso3848
      @leoneljasso3848 6 років тому +4

      The Faruq gamer,vlogs and stuff same

    • @creatiuravity9633
      @creatiuravity9633 6 років тому +2

      The Faruq gamer,vlogs and stuff lol

    • @juntoo401
      @juntoo401 6 років тому +1

      The Faruq gamer,vlogs and stuff get Jack

  • @padlock8
    @padlock8 5 років тому +2125

    I'm never eating fast food again...
    Edit:
    I JUST ATE IT.

  • @avamarie8698
    @avamarie8698 Рік тому +5

    We need more of these I miss them so much

  • @AmyCooperR
    @AmyCooperR 3 роки тому +8

    I never have anything old from Shane recommended to me because I used to watch the videos as they came out. I remember watching this years ago and all of a sudden it’s in my recommended?? What the hell!?

    • @kingdomreturn304
      @kingdomreturn304 3 роки тому

      Hey be careful I heard theyre going after YT'bers real crazy shit, use VPNs and other non main source internet

  • @zetabell
    @zetabell 5 років тому +588

    Why isn’t this a Netflix series?!

  • @zoeloreanne3777
    @zoeloreanne3777 5 років тому +602

    *McDonalds is quaking*

    • @ava7141
      @ava7141 5 років тому +11

      *Burger King is shook*

    • @nopenope8988
      @nopenope8988 5 років тому +8

      *where’s Wendy’s wig?*

    • @peyt0n5
      @peyt0n5 5 років тому +2

      YASSSSS QUEEEENNNN

    • @peyt0n5
      @peyt0n5 5 років тому +3

      Her wig was snatched

    • @nopenope8988
      @nopenope8988 5 років тому +2

      Peyton Foster 😂😂

  • @hellokittywithguns2937
    @hellokittywithguns2937 2 роки тому +27

    I mean this isn’t changing the fact that I want Taco Bell lmao

  • @carener
    @carener 3 роки тому +9

    when it’s 2021 but I want to watch Shane

  • @wabacake9937
    @wabacake9937 5 років тому +760

    SHANE HERE'S THINGS YOU'VE MADE ME AFRAID OF
    1. Toys
    2..Being alone
    3. The dark
    4. My own HOUSE
    5. Walking past strangers
    6. The GOVERNMENT
    7. Ghosts (yes I did see ghosts as friends)
    8. FAST FOOD

    • @bloodtheory6677
      @bloodtheory6677 5 років тому +3

      All of the above I’m terrified of being alone and being in the dark. And waking past strangers. And the government.

    • @rosemary_carll
      @rosemary_carll 5 років тому +3

      I have fast food around 4 times a year

    • @tristangaming2953
      @tristangaming2953 5 років тому +4

      My closet

    • @maryanmohamed8654
      @maryanmohamed8654 5 років тому

      I Like Turtles ;D IKR

    • @mabbynabby1210
      @mabbynabby1210 5 років тому

      I Like Turtles ;D I don’t eat fast food

  • @shaylali9430
    @shaylali9430 5 років тому +292

    “DONT MAKE ME ASSUME MY ULTIMATE FORM!” 🤣🤣💀

  • @cherry-xz7jy
    @cherry-xz7jy 3 роки тому +50

    Shane: these are not facts they are JUST THEORIES!
    Also Shane: this isn’t a theory it’s TRUE!!!
    😅😅😅😅❤️

    • @4usprosperity
      @4usprosperity 2 роки тому +1

      ✌🤕👐👐👐😨💜💜🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃

  • @toricooper980
    @toricooper980 3 роки тому +11

    I definitely understand the chemicals in fast food and craving it.. sometimes I can even just imagine a McDonald’s burger and taste it? It sounds weird but it’s true.

    • @breakfastattiffanys741
      @breakfastattiffanys741 Рік тому

      I haven't eaten meat for years but still randomly get cravings for big Mac sauce. Like I can remember exactly how the lettuce, beef etc tasted with the sauce 😂💀 what have they done to us?

  • @WeirdowithaBeardo
    @WeirdowithaBeardo 5 років тому +1722

    I'm watching this in December 2018, waiting for Shane to drop another conspiracy video...

  • @ellawile4529
    @ellawile4529 5 років тому +683

    Me: wow this is scary...
    after video
    Me: *gets mcdonalds*

  • @madisonworthington5415
    @madisonworthington5415 3 роки тому +5

    Man I hope he comes back until then I’ll watch all of these for the 30th time

  • @maya2583
    @maya2583 Рік тому +2

    watching this 5 years later is kinda refreshing

  • @AriInCrazyland06
    @AriInCrazyland06 5 років тому +804

    ME:WHY DO I WATCH THIS?!
    My Brain: because you'll forget about it in like a week

  • @swaggywaffle1219
    @swaggywaffle1219 4 роки тому +309

    im re watching this in 2019 and dying at “get out quita get out” 😂😂

  • @browncow6392
    @browncow6392 2 роки тому +2

    We miss you. Binging your videos.

  • @kamiliaelena
    @kamiliaelena Рік тому +4

    Watching this for the 3 time now in 2023 gosh never get tired of Shane love u man from Algeria 🇩🇿♥

  • @vcassoo
    @vcassoo 6 років тому +417

    Damn what a crazy world.
    *Bites into burger*

  • @andreabonifaz7015
    @andreabonifaz7015 6 років тому +410

    And this children is why I never leave my room

    • @sidergunns687
      @sidergunns687 6 років тому +13

      doesnt change the fact that you still gotta eat ;)

    • @lauryn1747
      @lauryn1747 6 років тому +6

      Andrea Bonifaz that's my excuse to and the fact that I don't have friends lol

    • @korekiyoshingucci401
      @korekiyoshingucci401 6 років тому +2

      Andrea Bonifaz you'll just get more fat and lazy hahaha

    • @sunny-nq3yi
      @sunny-nq3yi 6 років тому +4

      Same, I call it my hole of hibernation

    • @palmghost1683
      @palmghost1683 6 років тому

      Sider Gunns i eat home cooked meals
      chicken soup

  • @someone6531
    @someone6531 3 роки тому +12

    How Karen’s scary stories be like:
    Once I looked into my bag. The food I ordered was wrong

  • @eendo_
    @eendo_ 4 роки тому +20

    Daddy finger, daddy finger, WHERE ARE YOU?

  • @soynymphfaery
    @soynymphfaery 6 років тому +386

    I love the idea of Ronald McDonald Wendy and the Burger King at a table in a dimly lit room, conspiring to put Chipotle "in their place".

    • @wolfie-msp7351
      @wolfie-msp7351 5 років тому +3

      dræming. Lmao

    • @wongtongthongbong
      @wongtongthongbong 5 років тому +6

      dræming. If Ronald mc Donald fuck Wendy’s then There will be a Mc Wendy’s fast food

    • @mrsnuffel03
      @mrsnuffel03 5 років тому

      😂😂

  • @soulayvongphakdy8650
    @soulayvongphakdy8650 6 років тому +286

    As a kid, I always wanted the toy instead of the food

    • @rebecca-yr8cm
      @rebecca-yr8cm 6 років тому +5

      same

    • @sultanafai6643
      @sultanafai6643 6 років тому

      Terry's GAMING AND VLOGING!!!!!! All humans done this

    • @DerlChur
      @DerlChur 6 років тому +1

      Terry's GAMING AND VLOGING!!!!!! I always wanted the food more than the toy.

    • @migueloros891
      @migueloros891 6 років тому +3

      Didn't everyone?

    • @Koweezzy
      @Koweezzy 6 років тому

      Same

  • @emmarutledge2267
    @emmarutledge2267 3 роки тому +3

    loved these videos shane ❤️❤️

  • @siya_froggy3309
    @siya_froggy3309 2 роки тому +3

    I remember when a little boy was in the ball pit at McDonald's in my town and got poked by a syringe with heroin in it, that somehow was in the ball pit. He passed away shortly after): poor baby.

  • @BingBongOnion
    @BingBongOnion 4 роки тому +734

    "A woman found two worms inside her hamburger"
    Well, at least she didn't find 1 1/2 worms.

  • @ellaheard-ludtke9308
    @ellaheard-ludtke9308 4 роки тому +2383

    Shane NEEDS his own Netflix show

  • @itzelvideo3932
    @itzelvideo3932 3 роки тому +3

    omg i miss these videos!!!

  • @Ru_Omar
    @Ru_Omar 2 роки тому +2

    2021 and this is still wholesome

  • @marshmellon8881
    @marshmellon8881 4 роки тому +1482

    I like to call this series “reasons I like living in the UK”

    • @user-xz3rx5sy8g
      @user-xz3rx5sy8g 4 роки тому +49

      Sameeee. This jus makes wanna not live in America even more. 😂

    • @demitenhave1658
      @demitenhave1658 4 роки тому +9

      Samee hahaha live in the Netherlands

    • @scarlett-tv2re
      @scarlett-tv2re 4 роки тому +27

      lmao but we have fast food in the UK too

    • @lydiaklug3738
      @lydiaklug3738 4 роки тому +14

      Greetings from Germany. I'm happy that I'm not living in the Us now

    • @notnova1
      @notnova1 4 роки тому +7

      BRO ME TOO
      FAM I live in Birmingham COME AT ME

  • @liz_8058
    @liz_8058 5 років тому +1262

    Does it disgust me? *Yes*
    Will it stop me going to there? *No*
    Will it stop me eating less in there? *Maybe*
    😂

  • @user-nz2hr1fs5y
    @user-nz2hr1fs5y 4 роки тому +2

    I've been binge watching all of Shane's theories and there has been an ad at 7:00 for every single video I've seen today...

  • @sabrinaharder6839
    @sabrinaharder6839 4 роки тому +30

    Alternative title: shane calling us all fat for 13 minutes and 50 seconds

  • @annielawn9204
    @annielawn9204 6 років тому +10224

    shane yer making me trust nobody lmao

    • @aphbite
      @aphbite 6 років тому +116

      IateAllTheBlueberries OH MY GOSH STOP TRYING TO MAKE "FETCH" HAPPEN
      ::P JK

    • @cyberlife8322
      @cyberlife8322 6 років тому +72

      Regina George i don't trust anyone anyways lol

    • @grethangirl7236
      @grethangirl7236 6 років тому +19

      IateAllTheBlueberries it's not happening

    • @sarahmason8315
      @sarahmason8315 6 років тому +22

      Trust nobody by cashmere cat ft Selena gomez

    • @najiah8955
      @najiah8955 6 років тому +8

      Fetch oml I love that video

  • @deliriousgamershadowwlf9753
    @deliriousgamershadowwlf9753 4 роки тому +1945

    How to make holy water:
    1. Fill a pot with water
    2. Boil the _hell_ out of it
    Edit: Omg thank you this is the most likes I've ever gotten :)
    _i feel famous_

  • @donrightgaming1455
    @donrightgaming1455 4 роки тому +1

    I need more of these videos i want them back ASAP!

  • @AstaIsAMonster
    @AstaIsAMonster Рік тому

    We need more of these videos Shane 🙏🏽

  • @Fujicakesss
    @Fujicakesss 5 років тому +824

    *mom drives up to McDonald’s*
    Mom: alright sweetie! What do you want?
    Me: I want to leave this car and eat at home...
    Edit: oh damn! Thanks for the likes!

    • @littlegacha6468
      @littlegacha6468 5 років тому +16

      Sky Butter I want big mak

    • @Fujicakesss
      @Fujicakesss 5 років тому +11

      Vinny Mtz lmao I’m usually saying “mom I want sum money so I can go to the store next to our store so I can a Frappuccino and a pop tarts” 😂💀

    • @Fujicakesss
      @Fujicakesss 5 років тому +1

      Vinny Mtz lmaooo

    • @joselynrivera1225
      @joselynrivera1225 5 років тому

      Never ahhhh

    • @samanthagarcia7739
      @samanthagarcia7739 5 років тому +6

      Mom:wtf happened to my child

  • @ms.cubebiznatch377
    @ms.cubebiznatch377 6 років тому +128

    Is it bad that when he told the part about the finger in the sandwich, the only thing I could think of was "You put the finger in finger food." ?

  • @rae7739
    @rae7739 6 місяців тому +2

    I've been loving rewatching these while i clean

  • @makaylaann-marie1038
    @makaylaann-marie1038 4 роки тому +14

    I don’t understand why I choose to watch this while eating McDonald’s in quarantine

  • @Clarefalco
    @Clarefalco 5 років тому +153

    Shane: and its not just in the food, its in the restaurants too
    Me: *thinks of that guy dressed as ronald McDonalds on the counter screaming ”Get outta ya mind” meme* huh

  • @quoki
    @quoki 6 років тому +358

    Makes me wonder if there's a reason Shane didn't talk about Taco Bell.

    • @worthlessbean8416
      @worthlessbean8416 6 років тому +8

      xTur this needs more likes XD

    • @stardyke
      @stardyke 6 років тому +2

      OMG I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING

    • @silviaflores4391
      @silviaflores4391 6 років тому

      amelia flutes
      u love Hamilton too
      yes.

    • @lilypadspiritanimations1811
      @lilypadspiritanimations1811 6 років тому

      xTur maybe because Taco Bell has no secrets like I believe that Taco Bell has no secrets because I love it

  • @runningupthathill4887
    @runningupthathill4887 Рік тому +2

    "oh damn girl you naked"
    "yeah!"
    what 😭😂💀

  • @brilee7311
    @brilee7311 3 роки тому +4

    i miss this shane.

  • @someonecommenting6994
    @someonecommenting6994 6 років тому +3799

    *article comes out about rats,bugs,and everything being found in a Mcdonald's restaurant*
    me : ew i'm not going there anymore
    me 3 days later : ooh let's go to mcdonald's !

    • @AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
      @AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. 6 років тому +10

      someone commenting .

    • @hazuluwu9549
      @hazuluwu9549 6 років тому +3

      someone commenting tha tha thaa mc donalds

    • @alidk5701
      @alidk5701 6 років тому +22

      someone commenting at least it takes you 3 days

    • @anahigonzales3414
      @anahigonzales3414 6 років тому +19

      someone commenting why is this me

    • @nynytyyub1610
      @nynytyyub1610 6 років тому +2

      someone commenting Rick this places When my mom says that were going to one of these places I-m going to say nooooooooooooooooooooo

  • @adammorristesttest4297
    @adammorristesttest4297 5 років тому +615

    its 2019 im waiting for a new episode

  • @JR-uh8jm
    @JR-uh8jm 3 роки тому

    These old vids Shane makes really open my eyes to the world

  • @asmadrissi8876
    @asmadrissi8876 6 місяців тому +8

    Who is watching this in 2023 😂😂

  • @fluorescent1130
    @fluorescent1130 6 років тому +684

    "Chipotle is bad for you lets go to Jones BBQ and Foot Massage"

  • @SrirachaPichacha
    @SrirachaPichacha 6 років тому +216

    I will never eat fast food again!
    I'm eating McDonald's right now.

  • @thegoofygang7866
    @thegoofygang7866 3 роки тому +3

    I'm rewatching all your videos and commenting on everyone until you come back.

  • @alexiavlogs9477
    @alexiavlogs9477 3 роки тому +3

    The first time I watched Shane’s conspiracy videos I got inspired to make my own and that is why I’m obsessed with conspiracies now! Also i now is obsessed with scary things and paranormal and conspiracies because of Shane

  • @unwrites2920
    @unwrites2920 5 років тому +354

    *Ronald McDonald has left the chat*

    • @kai-ug7yw
      @kai-ug7yw 5 років тому +2

      Omg lolllll🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂

    • @chanhee1295
      @chanhee1295 5 років тому +2

      😂😂😂

    • @silviacarrillo1588
      @silviacarrillo1588 5 років тому +4

      Ronald McDonald coming in the chat to sue

    • @unwrites2920
      @unwrites2920 5 років тому +1

      @@silviacarrillo1588 oH sHiT

    • @bellamartin4383
      @bellamartin4383 5 років тому +2

      Gurl he has never been in the chat since 2013 😂

  • @jennab.1026
    @jennab.1026 5 років тому +190

    “Don’t make me assume my ultimate form.” Is my new catchphrase. 😂😂

    • @J4ID3N_
      @J4ID3N_ 4 роки тому

      @@ratb4st4rd30 i like it

    • @kennylunacy
      @kennylunacy 4 роки тому

      Okay Lord Frieza.

    • @pancon9947
      @pancon9947 4 роки тому

      Yeah i love this one

  • @moevibez5469
    @moevibez5469 3 роки тому +2

    “A theory”😂

  • @itsalv1
    @itsalv1 4 роки тому +19

    This stuff only happens in America, in Italy everything is peaceful! 🙌

    • @kevintrejo5714
      @kevintrejo5714 3 роки тому +10

      But in italy theres brown mushrooms and turtles walking around with floating blocks and coins while big dragon turtles are stealing princesses

    • @itsalv1
      @itsalv1 3 роки тому

      @@kevintrejo5714 lmao 🧃😂👌

    • @bronwyn.mp3
      @bronwyn.mp3 3 роки тому +1

      @@kevintrejo5714 xD

    • @blankblank5409
      @blankblank5409 3 роки тому +1

      GLORY TO ROME

    • @cockandballtorture8972
      @cockandballtorture8972 3 роки тому

      @@blankblank5409 haha you died

  • @egschair9601
    @egschair9601 6 років тому +495

    Me when I have a kid
    Kid: mommy, can we go to McDonald's?
    Me: HUNNY NO NUU-UH THEY BRAINWASH YOU AND MAKE YOU FAT AND WANT TO CONTROL YOU'RE MIND
    kid:...you could've just said no

    • @genahxoxo_
      @genahxoxo_ 6 років тому +7

      Melon Dew MY FATASS WILL BE DEAD BY THEN (Nah jk I ain't even fat 💀)

    • @Taygirl03aj
      @Taygirl03aj 6 років тому +11

      Melon Dew your*

    • @cschrisisthefresh18
      @cschrisisthefresh18 6 років тому +3

      You ain't black or else your response would be: "you got McDonald's money?"

    • @madison.2106
      @madison.2106 6 років тому +6

      Me when I have a kid..
      Kid: can we go to Mcdonalds?
      Me: fuck yeah we can

    • @angelknives5742
      @angelknives5742 6 років тому

      Madi I'm screeching

  • @alexsnightmare
    @alexsnightmare 6 років тому +409

    "a boy bit into something rubbery that turned out to be a finger" someone in the background actually said ew and I'm laughing

    • @sadgirlcalii
      @sadgirlcalii 6 років тому +23

      Twenty øne Phans I thought I was they only one who heard them laughing I'm weak asf 😂

    • @ClarisseColumnas
      @ClarisseColumnas 6 років тому +7

      eeeeew

    • @BADGYALSHI
      @BADGYALSHI 6 років тому +6

      I read that as soon as that part played

    • @elengruffydd5103
      @elengruffydd5103 6 років тому +2

      Twenty øne Phans OMG I love your name and profile pic!

    • @journeemeredith9025
      @journeemeredith9025 6 років тому

      Twenty øne Phans well shit

  • @Emily-fi3kx
    @Emily-fi3kx 3 роки тому +22

    Whos here after his scandal?

    • @stfu9086
      @stfu9086 3 роки тому

      eiiliss you sensitive bitch

    • @Emily-fi3kx
      @Emily-fi3kx 3 роки тому

      @@stfu9086 I literally just said who’s here after his scandal bye-

  • @whatdidyouexpectwhatdidyou5146
    @whatdidyouexpectwhatdidyou5146 3 роки тому +3

    Bro the way the girl jumping out of the drive thru had me dead💀💀💀💀💀