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  • Опубліковано 31 гру 2024

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  • @alexsnightmare
    @alexsnightmare 7 років тому +15324

    "Oh damn girl you're naked"
    *creepy music starts*

  • @angxlicbxby
    @angxlicbxby 7 років тому +5907

    **Eats a McDonald's burger while watching**
    Wow I'm never eating fast food again
    *Take another bite*

  • @meow-zh7xi
    @meow-zh7xi 5 років тому +2117

    2017 : oh okay I'm real scared of drive thrus
    2019 : *_letting the person in front of me decide what I eat_*

    • @lailaalidawi1159
      @lailaalidawi1159 5 років тому +6

      lol same

    • @silbessobos5216
      @silbessobos5216 5 років тому +8

      Most bullshit I've heard

    • @samanthaclark
      @samanthaclark 5 років тому +2

      Woah.

    • @cookiecorngacha234
      @cookiecorngacha234 5 років тому +2

      Does anyone know who started this person in front of me trend? Cuz every video if those has comments like YOU STOLE DIS I HATE YOOOOOOO!! So who started it idk can someone tell me thanks

    • @jorasoli1
      @jorasoli1 5 років тому

      I know who started it...
      The inpatient anti vax kids who are dying waiting for the Area 51 raid

  • @definitelynotjim2336
    @definitelynotjim2336 4 роки тому +520

    “Fast food was made to keep us fat...”
    Americans: how dare they! *proceeds to eat McDonald’s everyday*

    • @lisa8012
      @lisa8012 4 роки тому +7

      But isn't Panera technically fast food? Its healthy and expensive but its got a drive thru right?

    • @peepee42
      @peepee42 4 роки тому +1

      Olivia not just fast food only has drive thrus

    • @peepee42
      @peepee42 4 роки тому +3

      Olivia just cuz it has a drive thru, doesn’t mean it’s fast food

    • @definitelynotjim2336
      @definitelynotjim2336 4 роки тому

      George Washington • 372 years ago hahahhaha I love the 372 years ago thing

    • @peepee42
      @peepee42 4 роки тому

      Definitely not Jim great 👍

  • @Ella_Playx
    @Ella_Playx 5 років тому +5799

    Shane’s voice at the start of his sentences:📈
    Shane’s voice at the end of his sentence:📉

  • @trishbabe3615
    @trishbabe3615 7 років тому +5985

    Is it just me or when other UA-camrs talk about Conspiracy theory it gets boring but when Shane does it it's not

  • @darcy_gr2609
    @darcy_gr2609 5 років тому +2331

    shane is the living embodiment of
    “nah i’m joking...unless”

    • @sssleepybear
      @sssleepybear 4 роки тому +3

      😳

    • @blankblank5409
      @blankblank5409 4 роки тому +2

      *~*

    • @rated-rsicario9082
      @rated-rsicario9082 4 роки тому +4

      Then sometimes puts a fkn jumpscare like wtf I can’t even rewatch these without looking out lmfao 😂😂😂

  • @whalemasterkatie4849
    @whalemasterkatie4849 4 роки тому +1015

    Oh damn girl you're naked
    Shane: let us talk about fast food

  • @omunistuwu5110
    @omunistuwu5110 5 років тому +2455

    "they are making money from YOU being fat"
    *cough* wow shane, you didn't have to hurt me like that.

    • @candacemacd
      @candacemacd 5 років тому +29

      Me: "wow Shane you didn't have to expose me like that 🙁"

    • @almondmilk738
      @almondmilk738 5 років тому +8

      Lol

    • @notnova1
      @notnova1 5 років тому +5

      Thanks for pointing out my insecurities and doing me like that, thanks mate!!!! Ugh, Shane...

    • @nightcore_gacha8329
      @nightcore_gacha8329 5 років тому +2

      THATS WHAT I THOUGHT

    • @farida.
      @farida. 5 років тому +2

      🥴🥴🥴

  • @kurmid3145
    @kurmid3145 5 років тому +2648

    Shane: *exposes*
    Illuminati: aight guys new plan

  • @annielawn9204
    @annielawn9204 7 років тому +10201

    shane yer making me trust nobody lmao

    • @aphbite
      @aphbite 7 років тому +116

      IateAllTheBlueberries OH MY GOSH STOP TRYING TO MAKE "FETCH" HAPPEN
      ::P JK

    • @cyberlife8322
      @cyberlife8322 7 років тому +72

      Regina George i don't trust anyone anyways lol

    • @grethangirl7236
      @grethangirl7236 7 років тому +19

      IateAllTheBlueberries it's not happening

    • @sarahmason8315
      @sarahmason8315 7 років тому +22

      Trust nobody by cashmere cat ft Selena gomez

    • @najiah8955
      @najiah8955 7 років тому +8

      Fetch oml I love that video

  • @Miss101Beauty
    @Miss101Beauty 3 роки тому +171

    I’m re watching all Shane’s old videos and bingeing his old content and I miss these so much🥺

    • @4usprosperity
      @4usprosperity 2 роки тому +1

      💜✌🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃⛔🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃

    • @lillithbrax1300
      @lillithbrax1300 2 роки тому +3

      Me rn.

    • @cameronpope8513
      @cameronpope8513 2 роки тому +2

      same girl

    • @talbal_talia8135
      @talbal_talia8135 Рік тому

      Same

    • @jasminetpf6366
      @jasminetpf6366 Рік тому +5

      shame that he ruined his career with disgusting behaviour

  • @gabriellejefford7653
    @gabriellejefford7653 6 років тому +549

    Literally everyone in the comments: I’m never eating fast food again.
    Me: Ya me neither...
    A day later: Mom can we go to McDonald’s?

  • @Em-em9mh
    @Em-em9mh 6 років тому +770

    _I love how Shane laughs at his own jokes_

  • @cyber2729
    @cyber2729 5 років тому +666

    “Fast food is bad”
    Me: but it’s good

  • @caseymcnaughton9982
    @caseymcnaughton9982 2 роки тому +80

    I miss this era sm

  • @skzcxnya4799
    @skzcxnya4799 5 років тому +1989

    Why am I thinking about
    *burger king foot lettuce*

    • @meow-zh7xi
      @meow-zh7xi 5 років тому +36

      *honestly if I saw that damm thing in my living room I would stomp on it until it is was small brown stain*

    • @serenagriffin2373
      @serenagriffin2373 5 років тому +14

      Jimin Mochi burger bing boot bettuse

    • @sortasmitten
      @sortasmitten 5 років тому +5

      Love ur pfp

    • @stabbysdeathknife7471
      @stabbysdeathknife7471 5 років тому +10

      Ba da da da I'm loving it

    • @dreamyley8476
      @dreamyley8476 5 років тому +25

      Number 5- Burger King foot lettuce
      The last thing you want on your Burger King burger is somebody’s foot fungus

  • @trashqueen6499
    @trashqueen6499 7 років тому +11789

    I'm honestly worried that the government is gonna come for Shane and try to silence him

    • @nourin5248
      @nourin5248 7 років тому +197

      me too tbh

    • @The_Cherokee_Gypsy
      @The_Cherokee_Gypsy 7 років тому +367

      I do too. That's what the Illuminati elite do. Shane is exposing too much to too many people. Although we appreciate Shane, the elite don't.

    • @untitleddocument3198
      @untitleddocument3198 7 років тому +319

      Shane would find a way to tell us if they're doing anything to him tbh like
      he would literally sacrifice his life to tell us the truth that is why Shane is queen

    • @cinderpaws
      @cinderpaws 7 років тому +221

      *Trash Queen* I feel like they can't because he's talked about it so much if it actually happened people would know it's them

    • @yaelgonzalez3496
      @yaelgonzalez3496 7 років тому +14

      Same

  • @ellaheard-ludtke9308
    @ellaheard-ludtke9308 5 років тому +2375

    Shane NEEDS his own Netflix show

  • @Alex-xj3gs
    @Alex-xj3gs 3 роки тому +48

    “Don’t make me assume my ultimate form, I will fucking wreck you!” I love how this part just gets glossed over. I was dying from laughter when she said that

    • @4usprosperity
      @4usprosperity 2 роки тому +1

      🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃

  • @ithinkiloveyou1111
    @ithinkiloveyou1111 5 років тому +940

    Me:I'm never eating fast food again
    *2 minutes later*
    Me:Look. I'm here for a good life, not a long one

    • @thatwasntveryplusultraofyo5972
      @thatwasntveryplusultraofyo5972 5 років тому +5

      Lol same

    • @flxtraa
      @flxtraa 5 років тому +4

      MONALISA SINHA wait why?

    • @monalisasinha1015
      @monalisasinha1015 5 років тому

      No I just got kinda triggered when saw they would turn down the opportunity to live long just for a good life

    • @cece8401
      @cece8401 5 років тому +2

      So would you rather live to 80 and be depressed or live to 35 and be loved by everyone and live life to the fullest? Coz’ I would rather live to 35.
      P.S. I’m not saying that everyone that lives long is depressed or that they want/have to be.

    • @jennifer1237
      @jennifer1237 5 років тому +1

      WE ARE HERE FOR A GOOD TIME NOT A LONG TIME

  • @Spahici
    @Spahici 7 років тому +2559

    Thats enough no more mcdonalds
    A few moments later: damn, i want mcdonalds now

    • @Spahici
      @Spahici 7 років тому +17

      no one asked

    • @annabeatriiccee
      @annabeatriiccee 7 років тому +23

      The Faruq gamer,vlogs and stuff savage

    • @leoneljasso3848
      @leoneljasso3848 7 років тому +4

      The Faruq gamer,vlogs and stuff same

    • @creatiuravity9633
      @creatiuravity9633 7 років тому +2

      The Faruq gamer,vlogs and stuff lol

    • @juntoo401
      @juntoo401 7 років тому +1

      The Faruq gamer,vlogs and stuff get Jack

  • @someonecommenting6994
    @someonecommenting6994 7 років тому +3789

    *article comes out about rats,bugs,and everything being found in a Mcdonald's restaurant*
    me : ew i'm not going there anymore
    me 3 days later : ooh let's go to mcdonald's !

    • @AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
      @AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. 7 років тому +10

      someone commenting .

    • @hazuluwu9549
      @hazuluwu9549 7 років тому +3

      someone commenting tha tha thaa mc donalds

    • @alidk5701
      @alidk5701 7 років тому +22

      someone commenting at least it takes you 3 days

    • @anahigonzales3414
      @anahigonzales3414 7 років тому +19

      someone commenting why is this me

    • @nynytyyub1610
      @nynytyyub1610 7 років тому +2

      someone commenting Rick this places When my mom says that were going to one of these places I-m going to say nooooooooooooooooooooo

  • @i_changed_my_username_ha8718
    @i_changed_my_username_ha8718 4 роки тому +84

    Shane: I used to work at Jenny Craig-
    Me: weight, what?

  • @liz_8058
    @liz_8058 5 років тому +1260

    Does it disgust me? *Yes*
    Will it stop me going to there? *No*
    Will it stop me eating less in there? *Maybe*
    😂

  • @zoeloreanne3777
    @zoeloreanne3777 6 років тому +604

    *McDonalds is quaking*

    • @ava7141
      @ava7141 6 років тому +11

      *Burger King is shook*

    • @nopenope8988
      @nopenope8988 6 років тому +8

      *where’s Wendy’s wig?*

    • @peyt0n5
      @peyt0n5 6 років тому +2

      YASSSSS QUEEEENNNN

    • @peyt0n5
      @peyt0n5 6 років тому +3

      Her wig was snatched

    • @nopenope8988
      @nopenope8988 6 років тому +2

      Peyton Foster 😂😂

  • @ellawile4529
    @ellawile4529 6 років тому +683

    Me: wow this is scary...
    after video
    Me: *gets mcdonalds*

  • @terriperriweather
    @terriperriweather 3 роки тому +17

    End of 2021 and I find myself re watching old Shane videos, I miss these! Would love to see one on this pandemic.. old Shane would have been all over it 😂

  • @kaedenrblx
    @kaedenrblx 6 років тому +3415

    I watched 3 of your videos and now my whole recommendations list is your conspiracy theories.

  • @swaggywaffle1219
    @swaggywaffle1219 5 років тому +310

    im re watching this in 2019 and dying at “get out quita get out” 😂😂

  • @tatepadouk1009
    @tatepadouk1009 5 років тому +12540

    Who else is watching in 2019 because they have nothing to do in life?

  • @lornavillarreal
    @lornavillarreal 4 роки тому +12

    I’m rewatching all these videos, i miss this years

  • @hetakauppinennn7231
    @hetakauppinennn7231 6 років тому +866

    Shane:"Have u ever craved fast food so bad?"
    Me:"Umm... Have you heard of periods"

  • @AriMarieFilms
    @AriMarieFilms 6 років тому +803

    ME:WHY DO I WATCH THIS?!
    My Brain: because you'll forget about it in like a week

  • @wabacake9937
    @wabacake9937 6 років тому +756

    SHANE HERE'S THINGS YOU'VE MADE ME AFRAID OF
    1. Toys
    2..Being alone
    3. The dark
    4. My own HOUSE
    5. Walking past strangers
    6. The GOVERNMENT
    7. Ghosts (yes I did see ghosts as friends)
    8. FAST FOOD

    • @bloodtheory6677
      @bloodtheory6677 5 років тому +3

      All of the above I’m terrified of being alone and being in the dark. And waking past strangers. And the government.

    • @rosemary_carll
      @rosemary_carll 5 років тому +3

      I have fast food around 4 times a year

    • @tristangaming2953
      @tristangaming2953 5 років тому +4

      My closet

    • @maryanmohamed8654
      @maryanmohamed8654 5 років тому

      I Like Turtles ;D IKR

    • @mabbynabby1210
      @mabbynabby1210 5 років тому

      I Like Turtles ;D I don’t eat fast food

  • @devonwise3938
    @devonwise3938 4 роки тому +91

    Why is no one talking about that lady who said "Don't make me assume my ultimate form"??? I'm DEAD

  • @Dunder707
    @Dunder707 4 роки тому +731

    "A woman found two worms inside her hamburger"
    Well, at least she didn't find 1 1/2 worms.

  • @shaylali9430
    @shaylali9430 5 років тому +293

    “DONT MAKE ME ASSUME MY ULTIMATE FORM!” 🤣🤣💀

  • @tairadimingo_8587
    @tairadimingo_8587 7 років тому +550

    Me:No more junk food for me
    Mom: I brought u Burger King
    Me:*stuffs face* damn it ._.

  • @saydez4671
    @saydez4671 4 роки тому +272

    Who’s here after all that’s came out with Shane ? I liked him when he did these types of videos ... sad what’s happening now ..

    • @hallieequine6785
      @hallieequine6785 4 роки тому +1

      can you explain what’s happened x

    • @allisonm8547
      @allisonm8547 4 роки тому

      @@hallieequine6785 ik im so confused

    • @nlev5869
      @nlev5869 4 роки тому +18

      It's sad hes a great guy and is just being hit with hate

    • @poletato1290
      @poletato1290 4 роки тому

      I know,

    • @Imhomophobicjk
      @Imhomophobicjk 3 роки тому +5

      Yeah he didn't really deserve any of that

  • @soynymphfaery
    @soynymphfaery 6 років тому +386

    I love the idea of Ronald McDonald Wendy and the Burger King at a table in a dimly lit room, conspiring to put Chipotle "in their place".

    • @wolfie-msp7351
      @wolfie-msp7351 6 років тому +3

      dræming. Lmao

    • @wongtongthongbong
      @wongtongthongbong 6 років тому +6

      dræming. If Ronald mc Donald fuck Wendy’s then There will be a Mc Wendy’s fast food

    • @mrsnuffel03
      @mrsnuffel03 6 років тому

      😂😂

  • @WeirdowithaBeardo
    @WeirdowithaBeardo 6 років тому +1719

    I'm watching this in December 2018, waiting for Shane to drop another conspiracy video...

  • @biznu7675
    @biznu7675 7 років тому +271

    The girl fighting the McDonald's worker said "don't make me assume my ultimate form." What? Is she going to turn into the Hulk or something? 😂😂 10:30

    • @austinsharp3879
      @austinsharp3879 7 років тому +14

      thunder wolf now this kids is why we dont do drugs

    • @jxhyxn4222
      @jxhyxn4222 7 років тому +19

      thunder wolf DONT FUCK WIT HER, SHE HAS THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON HER SIDE

    • @recyclable7222
      @recyclable7222 7 років тому +6

      +Pinhead Larry *flails katana*

    • @doyoungsrighthand6529
      @doyoungsrighthand6529 7 років тому +5

      *Assumes ulitimate form of Cheese burger* "eat me!"

    • @Tinkler9000
      @Tinkler9000 6 років тому +1

      thunder wolf super saiyan haha

  • @_iHaveFun_
    @_iHaveFun_ Рік тому +121

    Who else is watching in 2023 cause you also miss the old way he did conspiracy theories?

  • @maisychapman9130
    @maisychapman9130 6 років тому +788

    It’s the background music that scares me the most ! 😂

  • @Fujicakesss
    @Fujicakesss 5 років тому +822

    *mom drives up to McDonald’s*
    Mom: alright sweetie! What do you want?
    Me: I want to leave this car and eat at home...
    Edit: oh damn! Thanks for the likes!

    • @littlegacha6468
      @littlegacha6468 5 років тому +16

      Sky Butter I want big mak

    • @Fujicakesss
      @Fujicakesss 5 років тому +11

      Vinny Mtz lmao I’m usually saying “mom I want sum money so I can go to the store next to our store so I can a Frappuccino and a pop tarts” 😂💀

    • @Fujicakesss
      @Fujicakesss 5 років тому +1

      Vinny Mtz lmaooo

    • @joselynrivera1225
      @joselynrivera1225 5 років тому

      Never ahhhh

    • @samanthagarcia7739
      @samanthagarcia7739 5 років тому +6

      Mom:wtf happened to my child

  • @padlock8
    @padlock8 5 років тому +2123

    I'm never eating fast food again...
    Edit:
    I JUST ATE IT.

  • @竜崎影山
    @竜崎影山 4 роки тому +2

    I've been binge watching all of Shane's theories and there has been an ad at 7:00 for every single video I've seen today...

  • @Clarefalco
    @Clarefalco 6 років тому +154

    Shane: and its not just in the food, its in the restaurants too
    Me: *thinks of that guy dressed as ronald McDonalds on the counter screaming ”Get outta ya mind” meme* huh

  • @ash-tv4xy
    @ash-tv4xy 4 роки тому +3324

    No one:
    Seriously no one:
    Not even Jesus:
    Shane's every thumbnail: o_O

    • @sheep2000
      @sheep2000 4 роки тому +21

      Hobi sunshine ツong 💀💀💀😂😂😂

    • @mto7648
      @mto7648 4 роки тому +30

      YES! I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT THOUGHT THAT

    • @loonafan0210
      @loonafan0210 4 роки тому +32

      I like your profile picture ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ - ✧)

    • @ash-tv4xy
      @ash-tv4xy 4 роки тому +26

      @@loonafan0210 oh yours isn't bad either
      (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞

    • @loonafan0210
      @loonafan0210 4 роки тому +20

      Hobi sunshine ツ hehe ᕦ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕤ

  • @zetabell
    @zetabell 5 років тому +589

    Why isn’t this a Netflix series?!

  • @ausomeaspie
    @ausomeaspie Місяць тому +1

    OMG! A Shane video I haven't seen! How has this happened! I am SO excited!

  • @gresa.mll7
    @gresa.mll7 4 роки тому +1855

    No one:
    Shane:These r just Theories no Facts
    Me:Hey Mom did u know that...

  • @marshmellon8881
    @marshmellon8881 5 років тому +1478

    I like to call this series “reasons I like living in the UK”

    • @user-xz3rx5sy8g
      @user-xz3rx5sy8g 5 років тому +48

      Sameeee. This jus makes wanna not live in America even more. 😂

    • @demitenhave1658
      @demitenhave1658 5 років тому +9

      Samee hahaha live in the Netherlands

    • @scarlett-tv2re
      @scarlett-tv2re 5 років тому +27

      lmao but we have fast food in the UK too

    • @lydiaklug3738
      @lydiaklug3738 5 років тому +14

      Greetings from Germany. I'm happy that I'm not living in the Us now

    • @notnova1
      @notnova1 5 років тому +7

      BRO ME TOO
      FAM I live in Birmingham COME AT ME

  • @adammorristesttest4297
    @adammorristesttest4297 6 років тому +611

    its 2019 im waiting for a new episode

  • @AmyCooperR
    @AmyCooperR 4 роки тому +8

    I never have anything old from Shane recommended to me because I used to watch the videos as they came out. I remember watching this years ago and all of a sudden it’s in my recommended?? What the hell!?

    • @kingdomreturn304
      @kingdomreturn304 4 роки тому

      Hey be careful I heard theyre going after YT'bers real crazy shit, use VPNs and other non main source internet

  • @deliriousgamershadowwlf9753
    @deliriousgamershadowwlf9753 5 років тому +1942

    How to make holy water:
    1. Fill a pot with water
    2. Boil the _hell_ out of it
    Edit: Omg thank you this is the most likes I've ever gotten :)
    _i feel famous_

  • @worldofsamantha949
    @worldofsamantha949 7 років тому +623

    Me: THAT’S IT! NO MORE FAST FOOD
    Also me: *eating a burger while typing this*

  • @ellageorge10
    @ellageorge10 5 років тому +242

    8:51-8:53 did anyone else here some in the background say “ewwww!”

  • @avamarie8698
    @avamarie8698 Рік тому +5

    We need more of these I miss them so much

  • @jennab.1026
    @jennab.1026 5 років тому +189

    “Don’t make me assume my ultimate form.” Is my new catchphrase. 😂😂

  • @socialinteraction_8252
    @socialinteraction_8252 5 років тому +442

    Who else is watching this while waiting for Shane's new series to come out.

  • @kainoahthefrog
    @kainoahthefrog 6 років тому +276

    *LET'S MCFRIGGIN LOSE IT, GET OUTTA YO MIND, GET OUTTA YO MIND*

  • @DiegoHernandez-vq8nl
    @DiegoHernandez-vq8nl 4 роки тому +47

    THE GOVERMENT MIGHT BE TRYING TO END SHANE! Because he knew too much...

  • @meepyweepy-p9o
    @meepyweepy-p9o 6 років тому +1009

    We have a McDonald’s then right next to it is 24 hour fitness gym 😂😂😂
    Then right next to the gym again is a kfc XD

    • @ellasophia3874
      @ellasophia3874 6 років тому +10

      CrÿBabÿ 1 SAAAAME 😂😂😂

    • @crystalhart9968
      @crystalhart9968 6 років тому +10

      We have a kfc, pizza hut, subway and Culvers. I am literally NOT joking.

    • @Sarah-vw1zh
      @Sarah-vw1zh 6 років тому

      Same but the gym is BEHIND the MC Donalds

    • @june8920
      @june8920 6 років тому

      SAMEEE

    • @jackiedudley0197
      @jackiedudley0197 5 років тому

      Same

  • @thelionsvision2407
    @thelionsvision2407 7 років тому +4892

    Can your conspiracy videos be 3x longer

    • @p1930n1
      @p1930n1 7 років тому +13

      Nw Hustle Team yeah

    • @maja7610
      @maja7610 7 років тому +37

      I could watch for 2 hours+ straight! Awesome content😜 he can make anything sound creepy😄😜

    • @abbycartwright3640
      @abbycartwright3640 6 років тому +34

      Hi, someone from the future. Not 6 months ago. Your wish came true!!!!!!!

    • @aditi9474
      @aditi9474 6 років тому +4

      10x

    • @NaMe-cm4qn
      @NaMe-cm4qn 6 років тому +3

      Haha most of them are!

  • @unwrites2920
    @unwrites2920 5 років тому +353

    *Ronald McDonald has left the chat*

    • @kai-ug7yw
      @kai-ug7yw 5 років тому +2

      Omg lolllll🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂

    • @chanhee1295
      @chanhee1295 5 років тому +2

      😂😂😂

    • @silviacarrillo1588
      @silviacarrillo1588 5 років тому +4

      Ronald McDonald coming in the chat to sue

    • @unwrites2920
      @unwrites2920 5 років тому +1

      @@silviacarrillo1588 oH sHiT

    • @bellamartin4383
      @bellamartin4383 5 років тому +2

      Gurl he has never been in the chat since 2013 😂

  • @momoj9574
    @momoj9574 4 роки тому +83

    whoever put glass in a burger, especially if they knew it was going to a kid should serve in jail

    • @ximena-hi5by
      @ximena-hi5by 4 роки тому +3

      @Gaming and Education LOL does it make it acceptable if it wasn’t?

    • @UniqueGeekFreak
      @UniqueGeekFreak 3 роки тому

      Probably just something that broke inbthe kitchen, you know with glass it flies every direction.
      Have had broken pieces of plastic and screws in my food and salads, things that malfunctioned & fell down from the saladbar or from the kitchen

  • @cinnirawrz
    @cinnirawrz 5 років тому +1023

    As I heard this I felt something crunchy in my pizza rolls.....
    Bye

  • @ryegaminghelp9714
    @ryegaminghelp9714 6 років тому +282

    Me: i aint ever getting a maccies again!
    _1 day later_
    Me: *walks down to McDonald's and buys a dbl cheesburger, fries, mcflurry, a drink, mcnuggets and a cookie*

    • @dovebird8286
      @dovebird8286 6 років тому +1

      Me lol

    • @jezza9794
      @jezza9794 6 років тому +3

      Meeeeeee... Also I was just thinking that

    • @outrotears8642
      @outrotears8642 6 років тому +1

      Lol

    • @katebush9473
      @katebush9473 6 років тому +4

      Did anyone else read the "1 day later" in the spongebob narrator voice? Only me? Ok...

    • @lucypritchard8639
      @lucypritchard8639 6 років тому

      don't forget the cookie

  • @alysialenore30
    @alysialenore30 6 років тому +638

    Petition for shane to start his own conspiracy TV series on netflix

    • @michelleregister5385
      @michelleregister5385 5 років тому +3

      I'd sign it

    • @elmoL650
      @elmoL650 5 років тому +7

      He can't they wudnt let him expose that much

    • @althea145
      @althea145 5 років тому +2

      The only thing is it wouldn't be accessible to as many people. Other than that I'm down!

    • @aliyahrosè3
      @aliyahrosè3 5 років тому +2

      He be exposeing many people then he expose Netflix

    • @yaerhuang3259
      @yaerhuang3259 5 років тому

      Signed

  • @poohsockh6375
    @poohsockh6375 4 роки тому +100

    All the comments are pretty much “AnY bOdY eLsE hErE cAuSe ThE vIrUs” and “iM hErE cAuSe I hAvE nOtHiNg ElSe To Do In 2020

  • @hippiebowbob6213
    @hippiebowbob6213 6 років тому +531

    10:33 "dont make me assume my ultimate form"
    then she turned into a god and blew up the mcdonalds

  • @LyricalMiracle1
    @LyricalMiracle1 5 років тому +613

    Did you know there are more McDonald’s than hospitals
    Lmao 😂 sorry just wanted to say that, I got that from house party.

    • @urmommeghan9844
      @urmommeghan9844 5 років тому +2

      Whylovemoney ROBLOX omgggg addddd meeeee😂😂😂🤧

    • @josie5877
      @josie5877 5 років тому +2

      urmommeghan !!! She doesn’t know you...

    • @kristinajones3412
      @kristinajones3412 5 років тому +1

      Whylovemoney ROBLOX hahahah

    • @LyricalMiracle1
      @LyricalMiracle1 5 років тому +1

      urmommeghan !!! Lol 😂

    • @LyricalMiracle1
      @LyricalMiracle1 5 років тому +1

      I’m Shrek your right 😯 lol jk 😂

  • @jeanissaguilar3241
    @jeanissaguilar3241 7 років тому +518

    Lmao at 8:53 you can hear a guy say ewww😂

  • @simontownshend8088
    @simontownshend8088 2 роки тому +101

    am i still watching shane dawson conspiracy theories in 2022? yes.

  • @maria-vz2jl
    @maria-vz2jl 5 років тому +719

    nobody:
    not a single soul:
    me: watching scary vids on my bed
    satan: guess who’s gonna pull you under the bed without your feet covered 👁👅👁

    • @abrahamramirez1521
      @abrahamramirez1521 5 років тому +8

      Ok buddy

    • @itssssstef
      @itssssstef 5 років тому +12

      I have my feet dangling over the side of my bed right now and am too lazy to move

    • @fayabuzahrieh3415
      @fayabuzahrieh3415 5 років тому +4

      maria omg that’s me 😂

    • @k.i429
      @k.i429 5 років тому +16

      Why does having feet covered make me feel immediately safe though

    • @andpeggy6857
      @andpeggy6857 5 років тому +2

      Stefanie Koperski omg same 😂

  • @angie5956
    @angie5956 5 років тому +410

    shane: these arent facts just theories
    also shane: this isnt a conspiracy theory, this is real

    • @Jenna-dz2tv
      @Jenna-dz2tv 4 роки тому +3

      Angie also Shane: puts air quotes on “theories”

  • @vcassoo
    @vcassoo 7 років тому +418

    Damn what a crazy world.
    *Bites into burger*

  • @alexiavlogs9477
    @alexiavlogs9477 3 роки тому +3

    The first time I watched Shane’s conspiracy videos I got inspired to make my own and that is why I’m obsessed with conspiracies now! Also i now is obsessed with scary things and paranormal and conspiracies because of Shane

  • @kirikakirikakirika
    @kirikakirikakirika 6 років тому +123

    Here's something scary:
    A friend of mine used to work at a big Chipotle restaurant in the States. One day when he was working, a man with sunglasses and a suit walked in and said he was a health inspector. All of his paperwork was in order, so the manager let him in to inspect the restaurant. My friend had been working there for years and he said this guy was new; a health inspector he'd never seen before. This new guy never took off his sunglasses and walked into the fridge/freezer without any supervision. He didn't think about it at the time, but my friend also said he spent hardly any time watching the workers, which is weird because a health inspector is _also_ supposed to make sure the employees aren't cutting corners. His visit only lasted about ten minutes, which is nothing. A typical health inspector will hover around and drive everybody crazy for at least 30 minutes, maybe 20 for a small establishment. Two days later, customers started calling the restaurant, claiming they had food poisoning and that they were _sure_ they got it from Chipotle. Some of the employees even got sick because they also ate the food.

    • @iishookysugaii2380
      @iishookysugaii2380 6 років тому +3

      kirikakirikakirika
      omg

    • @lordelmo6959
      @lordelmo6959 6 років тому +1

      Holy fuck!

    • @SC-lr8tv
      @SC-lr8tv 6 років тому +4

      Your friend should report that and get security footage

    • @kirikakirikakirika
      @kirikakirikakirika 6 років тому +3

      Unfortunately this was over two years ago. The footage is long gone and he doesn't work there anymore.

  • @egschair9601
    @egschair9601 7 років тому +495

    Me when I have a kid
    Kid: mommy, can we go to McDonald's?
    Me: HUNNY NO NUU-UH THEY BRAINWASH YOU AND MAKE YOU FAT AND WANT TO CONTROL YOU'RE MIND
    kid:...you could've just said no

    • @genahxoxo_
      @genahxoxo_ 7 років тому +7

      Melon Dew MY FATASS WILL BE DEAD BY THEN (Nah jk I ain't even fat 💀)

    • @Taygirl03aj
      @Taygirl03aj 7 років тому +11

      Melon Dew your*

    • @cschrisisthefresh18
      @cschrisisthefresh18 7 років тому +3

      You ain't black or else your response would be: "you got McDonald's money?"

    • @madison.2106
      @madison.2106 7 років тому +6

      Me when I have a kid..
      Kid: can we go to Mcdonalds?
      Me: fuck yeah we can

    • @sealessavnu
      @sealessavnu 7 років тому

      Madi I'm screeching

  • @heyitslana1609
    @heyitslana1609 5 років тому +154

    3:18
    Mcdonalds: I’m lovin it
    Me: I’m hatin it

    • @Kana-ne9kd
      @Kana-ne9kd 4 роки тому +9

      from shanes new video "BA DA BA BA BAAAA FIX THE B*TCH"

    • @cueto1899
      @cueto1899 4 роки тому +2

      LlamaLana’s Adventure!!! Shane: yeah they're lovin' it 😂💀

  • @rae7739
    @rae7739 Рік тому +3

    I've been loving rewatching these while i clean

  • @quoki
    @quoki 7 років тому +357

    Makes me wonder if there's a reason Shane didn't talk about Taco Bell.

    • @worthlessbean8416
      @worthlessbean8416 7 років тому +8

      xTur this needs more likes XD

    • @lesbiaint
      @lesbiaint 7 років тому +2

      OMG I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING

    • @silviaflores4391
      @silviaflores4391 7 років тому

      amelia flutes
      u love Hamilton too
      yes.

    • @lilypadspiritanimations1811
      @lilypadspiritanimations1811 7 років тому

      xTur maybe because Taco Bell has no secrets like I believe that Taco Bell has no secrets because I love it

  • @bobatea1560
    @bobatea1560 4 роки тому +640

    Me: *Slowly puts down fries and nuggies*

  • @Dee_Generate
    @Dee_Generate 7 років тому +147

    You know what Shane?
    I love the fact that you are making kids aware of all the dangers of fast food. I'm sure they look up to you and you are using your voice to make them aware of these issues. Hopefully they will keep this in mind and make healthier choices.
    This video was a reminder to me that I need to be more careful what I put into my body cause I'm not getting any younger lol.

    • @devait4752
      @devait4752 7 років тому +8

      sarahi garcia that's your opinion but that doesn't mean they aren't

    • @samschrager8038
      @samschrager8038 7 років тому +1

      sarahi garcia I'm 12 and I watch Shane lol.

  • @cherry-xz7jy
    @cherry-xz7jy 4 роки тому +50

    Shane: these are not facts they are JUST THEORIES!
    Also Shane: this isn’t a theory it’s TRUE!!!
    😅😅😅😅❤️

    • @4usprosperity
      @4usprosperity 2 роки тому +1

      ✌🤕👐👐👐😨💜💜🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃

  • @Gonzalezmorgan
    @Gonzalezmorgan 5 років тому +250

    It’s scary how Shane can’t make these kind of videos anymore

    • @skeltons6642
      @skeltons6642 5 років тому +2

      Dude Fml why not

    • @zuheir546
      @zuheir546 4 роки тому +2

      Wait why....

    • @Gonzalezmorgan
      @Gonzalezmorgan 4 роки тому +40

      zuheir 5 because weird stuff started happening to him and people started following him and he started getting scared so he told his therapist and she said that it because his conspiracy video and she advised him to stop making these kinds of videos, he talked all about it in an interview

    • @zuheir546
      @zuheir546 4 роки тому +1

      @@Gonzalezmorgan oh.... OK thanks !!!

    • @peytonpost2757
      @peytonpost2757 4 роки тому +22

      Dude Fml that’s really sad. I love these videos and even if they aren’t “facts”, they do warn people to be more cautious about things. I was hoping he made one on this world wide pandemic (coronavirus) maybe to inform us about his opinion and other things. :/

  • @alexsnightmare
    @alexsnightmare 7 років тому +409

    "a boy bit into something rubbery that turned out to be a finger" someone in the background actually said ew and I'm laughing

    • @sadgirlcalii
      @sadgirlcalii 7 років тому +23

      Twenty øne Phans I thought I was they only one who heard them laughing I'm weak asf 😂

    • @ClarisseColumnas
      @ClarisseColumnas 7 років тому +7

      eeeeew

    • @BADGYALSHI
      @BADGYALSHI 7 років тому +6

      I read that as soon as that part played

    • @elengruffydd5103
      @elengruffydd5103 7 років тому +2

      Twenty øne Phans OMG I love your name and profile pic!

    • @journeemeredith9025
      @journeemeredith9025 7 років тому

      Twenty øne Phans well shit

  • @urgrandpajenni1717
    @urgrandpajenni1717 6 років тому +274

    "but i definently had taco bell last night" shane be my husband

    • @quintondurham4023
      @quintondurham4023 6 років тому +13

      @sausage with sauce he's bi not gay

    • @ellaneutgens3170
      @ellaneutgens3170 6 років тому +2

      What about Ryland? 😂 Also when are they getting married?

    • @ThePsychicCellPhones
      @ThePsychicCellPhones 6 років тому

      sorry but shane's already with ryland and they plan to get married and have a family in the future

    • @franchesca7997
      @franchesca7997 6 років тому +5

      The Psychic Cell Phones have you ever heard of joking?

    • @robinhoppings8437
      @robinhoppings8437 6 років тому

      @@franchesca7997 have you?

  • @toricooper980
    @toricooper980 4 роки тому +11

    I definitely understand the chemicals in fast food and craving it.. sometimes I can even just imagine a McDonald’s burger and taste it? It sounds weird but it’s true.

    • @breakfastattiffanys741
      @breakfastattiffanys741 Рік тому

      I haven't eaten meat for years but still randomly get cravings for big Mac sauce. Like I can remember exactly how the lettuce, beef etc tasted with the sauce 😂💀 what have they done to us?

  • @carrisaphillips3221
    @carrisaphillips3221 7 років тому +891

    When you ain’t loving it anymore.

  • @risakim2739
    @risakim2739 7 років тому +681

    so many people are like "i eat so much fast food but i'm still skinny, i'm so rare." it's called a high metabolism, come on

    • @winstonsbitch8373
      @winstonsbitch8373 7 років тому +11

      Risa Kim *fast

    • @jocg933
      @jocg933 7 років тому +15

      Lucky bastards!! Lol
      But seriously meat isn't bad, it's actually very good. But it's the things that frickn' company's put in them that make it a horrible option

    • @emmag9962
      @emmag9962 7 років тому +4

      Merp Herp no it is called a high metabolism -_-

    • @hangy891
      @hangy891 7 років тому +3

      Risa Kim fast* get facts right before going on a rant

    • @scoutGOW
      @scoutGOW 7 років тому +4

      Susan ! No it's high. You get your facts right

  • @graves.20
    @graves.20 6 років тому +225

    7:44 “Now lets talk about some of the worst things FOUND in fast food”, *chills comes out of nowhere* “Number 15, Burger King foot lettuce”

  • @emmarutledge2267
    @emmarutledge2267 3 роки тому +3

    loved these videos shane ❤️❤️

  • @everett3055
    @everett3055 6 років тому +719

    don’t make me assume my ultimate form

    • @theluchakabuto5206
      @theluchakabuto5206 6 років тому +6

      Theres no way she just said that dead serious to someone not as a joke what are poeple thinking these days

    • @rohankishibe4352
      @rohankishibe4352 6 років тому +14

      lol she be goku up in here 🤣

    • @Saphyu
      @Saphyu 6 років тому +2

      I LOLed so hard when she said that I was going to write this exact comment but you beat me to it rofl

    • @iwilleatuwhole
      @iwilleatuwhole 6 років тому +1

      dudeeveret t *dont. Make. Me. I. Am. GoKu. Hiiiiiieoosiejdjeusuueyd*

    • @-kiwiflower3783
      @-kiwiflower3783 6 років тому

      I was abt to say that

  • @cherrylala09
    @cherrylala09 5 років тому +354

    Me: **doesn’t want to eat fast food anymore**
    Also me: **eats McDonald’s happy meal**

    • @unknowngamer_girl1017
      @unknowngamer_girl1017 4 роки тому +7

      *BAdApaBaAbaaaaa*
      *iM LoViN iT*

    • @cueto1899
      @cueto1899 4 роки тому +3

      Amazing girl 101 thas what I'm saying 😂 that's the scariest thing that they have us wrapped around their finger

    • @cherrylala09
      @cherrylala09 4 роки тому +1

      OhShIt aRaT lol

    • @addisoncausey3218
      @addisoncausey3218 4 роки тому +2

      That’s how they get you haha

    • @fendibratt_
      @fendibratt_ 4 роки тому +1

      meeeeeeeeeeee

  • @lilbunnygirl1022
    @lilbunnygirl1022 6 років тому +222

    Me: I'm gonna start eating salad
    1 day later: who wants McDonald's

    • @genymorales
      @genymorales 6 років тому +1

      Celine Mclean factsss

    • @kamilaharceneaux4610
      @kamilaharceneaux4610 6 років тому +1

      McDonald’s salad?

    • @ratdawson488
      @ratdawson488 6 років тому +1

      Whats salad,oh wait is it that poison?

    • @eli8369
      @eli8369 6 років тому +2

      Celine Mclean
      What is this Sal-Ad that u speak of

    • @lilbunnygirl1022
      @lilbunnygirl1022 6 років тому

      so pigmented bitch lol hahahahhha

  • @carener
    @carener 3 роки тому +9

    when it’s 2021 but I want to watch Shane