This guy is the definition of when it’s late at night and you get the urge to completely turn your life around but only end up doing 3 pushups then pass out
@BanquetOfTheLeviathan Hey man, I'm also working on fixing my eating habits. I did Push-ups and stuff, too, but it seemed like it wasn't working until I realized it was my diet 😭 Wishing ya the best and hoping you get the muscles you want
That sounds nice, I have a chronic condition where I sometimes wind up in the ER in the middle of the night but... at least I have health insurance to pay the ambulance bill
@@kaidupree3564 if they in a wheelchair there’s a large chance they won’t get “better” and also being in a wheelchair is entirely fine so yeah.. it’s kinda insensitive (at least for me who’s in one)
@@crypticshadows ik i was just saying that cause it's some sht I've heard. while i personally don't need to use one, I've seen people say stuff like that, and it was my stupid way of sharing it. didn't mean to come off like an ashole my bad
One day he will upload an entire video that starts off normally, but when he does his intro, he keeps questioning himself on whether or not it's free. After that, it's just like 8 minutes of unedited content of him checking whether or not it _is_ free, through different means of finding out
@@crypticshadows a lot of people don't get much of a dopamine high while exercising compared to others. The high is usually what makes people like exercise- it burns but it feels *really* good. No high means it just hurts :(
@@someoneidk308 Can confirm this. With no high/dopamine being triggered, theres not much encouraging me to continue, and can only do it in short bursts unlike others who can do it for much, much longer
3am is the witching hour! It’s when supernatural things are supposed to happen- like for example, a man showing up in your windows and telling you to do a trillion push ups
I know that its probably not a bullet proof vest but its funnier to think that this man is just always prepared. like he lives in the safest middle class neighborhood in the neighborhood with the lowest crime rate in the US (probably because he lives there), but he is always prepared, and he's preparing his tiny child army of 5 year olds. he will conquer the world, and he will make us all do pushups. this is how world peace will be achieved.
Jarvis saying "what's currently fighting me is gravity, and I'm winning. I'm still standing. I can do anything" was more motivational than anything else in this video lol
Personal trainer here: I am less concerned with the kid doing push ups than with this style of "motivation". Exercise should be fun and mixed with play for little kids. It helps them build positive associations with movement instead of a feeling of dread. You can get similar motions in if you take them to the playground and play a game of tag. No nightmare inducing "coaching" necessary. Thanks for coming to my TedTalk.
@@rebeccahicks2392 as someone with parents who always expect high grades from me, yes. I've developed anxiety and dread around going to school in general because of it.
4:04 That evil demon voice is a voice line from a android assassin named Revenant from Apex Legends , for anyone who's wondering or recognises the voice but doesn't know what it is. Never thought I'd hear it used in this type of content but lmao, here we are.
I didn't go to bed until just before 3am. While in the washroom I thought I saw someone walk behind me in the mirror. Then I heard what sounded like an old man with a real cackling laugh. Well in the end I didn't sleep until about 5am lol.
Fun fact! There’s a real phenomenon where looking at a mirror in poor lighting can cause you to see strange things. Basically, your brain isn’t sure what you’re looking at, and tries to fill in the gaps.
As someone with anxiety, I do often worry I'm not making it past the night, even when I'm just going to sleep... Jeremiah made that fear go up exponentially, thank you, Jeremiah!
This is really random man but I have audio processing disorder and usually I cant watch videos without captions and understand whats being said but your voice is really clear and easy to listen to and it's nice to hear normally I've watched like every single one of your videos because of it
the first video he showed us felt like a really intense message to someone going through labor. youre gonna make it through the night just push through the pain and keep breathing
When Jarvis stands at his desk with the wide angle, he looks his actual height. When he stands in the back of the room, he looks 5'7ish. When he stands in the back of the room and stretches his arm to the ceiling, he looks 5'7ish with a GIGANTIC arm lol
I mean, I only started jogging when a big dog chased me home, but motivation doesn't have to physically terrify you. Adults who abuse kids have all kinds of complicated excuses for hurting them.
The first video is eerie, but, I saw it as more of an inspirational type video, like we've all had a night where we're up till 3 depressed af, and he's telling us all we gotta do is breath and push through it and all will be well, like if I randomly scrolled past that on yt shorts or something while I was going through it at 3 am, I'd feel more at ease
Can we all just appreciate the unintentional decision Jarvis made to wear a T shirt that says "Hot Pockets" while commentating on videos about fitness. Peak comedy
I have severe IBS, Huel legit saved my life, I've went from having a giant pool of food to choose from to having to have the same 4 things almost every fucking day, Huel for breakfast, ramen for lunch, Huel for dinner, then breadsticks and cream cheese before bed I do have snacks/treats but yeah, my gut just 1 day revolted on me and I'm now automatically a veggie for life and on 2 huels a day and have been for almost a year On the plus side I also lost 200lb's which the Huel definitely helped with That's a much longer story though that contains a lot of trauma and medical neglect soooo I won't just dump that here But I will say, some fat people are fat because of very bad medical care, so the fact doctors are then fat phobic and blame your weight for things makes it almost impossible to get any real fucking help, dropping the weight I've shoved it in every doctors face since as I'm petty as fuck.
Grrrr I’m sorry you have suffered at the hands of the professionals who were supposed to help you because of their biases about obesity, we all deserve compassionate healthcare!! I’m glad you found your way to health despite them, and I hope you will be able to find a medical professional who you can trust! ❤
Yeah...as someone who was also forced to exercise as a child, these tiktoks make me uncomfortable. Not only did it fuck up my body image, but it also left me with an extremely complicated relationship with exercise (which I still struggle with to this day!).. So yeah, let's maybe not force 5 year olds to do pushups on command at 3am (or at any other time really)
I was never able to do crunches or pushups and they forced us to try every day and had pushups tests every WEEK Never did a single one and just thought i was "too fat" Only recently did I realize I just need to strengthen my core Just assuming i was too fat was extremely demoralizing
@@HenyaStudent i was forced to do a lot of cardio as a kid (mostly running) bc my dad and my brother thought i was too fat so when I got older and started working out on my own, I literally only did cardio for years because I thought it was going to make me lose weight faster. Now that I've educated myself and I know better, I do majority strength training now and I only do cardio once a week. But I still have to fight that voice in my head that says I need to do more cardio (or longer cardio) otherwise I'm gonna get fat. It's super fucked up and it's fucked me up mentally 😪
There is nothing wrong with making kids do work outs, it should not be to fat shame them though, but every kid regardless of size should have to work out
Okay but why did this actually inspire me to work out more. Is this guy just so committed to fitness that his commitment is radiating off him and reaching me
that demon is actually a voice line from an apex character called Revenant. A robot body with a human conscience that was created specifically to kill whatever target he’s given. So a very fitting audio to put over ur children you are punishing multiple times as content lol
this is the exact way my dad use to physically abuse us as children. forcing a six year old to do 20 pushups or run a whole mile or any other thing like that. holding ur feet two inches off the ground, headstands, chair sits, etc. its wild to see someone else doing this kind of this so publicly and it feels good to watch him get called out on his nonsense, however im gonna skip this one bc itll probably hit too close to home 😅
Omg my parents too, I thought I was the only one! I was forced to hold a book on my arms one day until they physically gave out. It was a rough childhood
@@Anonymous-jw4mj thankfully he left to go do his own thing last year. i dont plan on ever seeing him again especially since this was only one of his many horrible things
@@trollsurvivor you think putting a child under 10 years old (or any child at all) through military exercises ISNT abuse?? you need to think on yourself and reevaluate the things you do and say.
Well! I was already thinking about working out, and this video has encouraged me to entirely disregard unsourced online advice and take things slow and leisurely, kudos!
That demon voice in the second TikTok is actually a voice line of Revenant from Apex Legends. Who canonically is a robot assassin/hitman. I’m not sure if the voice line was meant to be motivational or not but the context of the character saying the line makes it very sinister Edit: I didn’t expect him to use the sound more than once 😂
I had a difficult day and this video literally made me laugh so hard I cried 😂. It was beyond hysterical 🤣 It's bedtime here in Denmark, and now I'm wide awake... hopefully not until 3 am.. Thank you, Jarvis! 🙏💚
I feel like if you can do 2000+ curls then it's probably time you increase the weight by now (lol). Also, LOL it's funny, he's in the nightclub waiting to catch people at 3am thinking they are safe from him there.
I found muscle man's first video about making it through the night hit home pretty hard actually. Not for working out but I have IBS or chrons or something and I'm in incredible pain almost always and that's what I had to tell myself last night. "Just breath and you'll make it through it."
Ngl the first TikTok actually hit really hard for me. I used to be very suicidal and 3am was definitely one of those times where I was questioning what I was doing in this earth. But I doubt that’s the reason why he made that. What makes it worse is that the song in the background was heavy in my playlist rotation at that time 😭
This man gives me the vibes of 'I have really bad mental health issues and instead of seeing a therapist and working through them, and/or getting some medication to help. I work out and it's NOT WORKING SO I YELL AT MY PHONE AND WORK OUT HARDER'
"Don't go to the gym at 3am" "Scary Man makes kids do push-ups" "Scary Tik Tok Man Forces Children To Work Out (at 3am)" 3 name changes in 1 hour? Make up your mind you crazy MAN!! lol
"I will make it through the night, I will push past the pain" are affirmations I tell myself as I sit on the toilet at 3AM cause I got IBS and ate the wrong thing
13:10 im sure youve heard of the fitnessgram pacer test because the audio for it was a meme for a while, but the fitnessgram is a whole assessment that the school does usually at the start and end of a school year to track students' health and fitness. so along with the pacer there was also things like push ups and sit ups and measuring flexibility etc. so i imagine this person's school made a bit of a competition out of who could do the most push ups during the fitnessgram or other similar assessment
Fun fact about that "demon voice" that's actually a video game character named Revenant from the Battle Royale game: Apex Legends. And that line was his intro quip. ^^
five to twelve year olds are definitely on tiktok. i have many younger cousins. also when i was in fourth grade, some of my younger cousins and fellow students would do musical.lys that i was too shy to be in.
@@door-chan do you have a reason to? Maybe you should seek some help, either way. If there is an actual reason you could get hurt, you need help, and if you just feel that way due to anxiety or depression, you need help.
@@door-chan if you are able to get it, there are solutions and help to anxiety. If you have access, talk to a mental health professional, or if you have a school counselor, or just someone you can talk to. Usually the anxiety stems from somewhere, you’re not born anxious. There’s also medication that can help, it doesn’t solve the cause of the problem, but it still helps.
This guy is the definition of when it’s late at night and you get the urge to completely turn your life around but only end up doing 3 pushups then pass out
@BanquetOfTheLeviathan nah dude ur just strong
@BanquetOfTheLeviathan i went from being able to lift 25 to 35 in 1 week
@BanquetOfTheLeviathan post physique and pushup form. Pushups are the best excercise.
@BanquetOfTheLeviathan Hey man, I'm also working on fixing my eating habits. I did Push-ups and stuff, too, but it seemed like it wasn't working until I realized it was my diet 😭
Wishing ya the best and hoping you get the muscles you want
I love this thread turning into people cheering each other on to fix eating habits.
I think this man confused “personal trainer” with “serial killer”
Worse, he's a serial trainer
@@erickjoestar1561 a personal killer
@@maggiebottoms6526 you just hire a guy to kill you
@@maggiebottoms6526 a personal killer for serial trainers
@@maggiebottoms6526 a hit man?
"If you just remember to breathe, you will make it through the night."
Everyone with sleep apnea: 👁👄👁
My husband hooks himself up to a robot every night because his nose is too small to guarantee breathing success lol
@miloagent8 lol pleasesomeonehelphim
Next time I'm asked about it I'll tell that person I just forgot
I was looking for this exact comment😂
I don't ever intend on having children, but labor is one of the only reasons I'd be up at 3am pushing through the pain & hoping for survival.
That sounds nice, I have a chronic condition where I sometimes wind up in the ER in the middle of the night but... at least I have health insurance to pay the ambulance bill
@@bananawitchcraft wait what’s the correlation i’m lost
@@bananawitchcraft ok?
@@bananawitchcraft Uh... did you reply to the wrong person or???
@@bananawitchcraft how did my comment invalidate that? I'm lost here.
Jeremiah: "you're gonna stand up"
Me, in my wheelchair: "whelp"
underrated comment.
get better soon
for all reasons this is a joke
NO SWME LITERALLY ME: 👩🦽👁👄👁 also ayo another disabled person :D
@@kaidupree3564 if they in a wheelchair there’s a large chance they won’t get “better” and also being in a wheelchair is entirely fine so yeah.. it’s kinda insensitive (at least for me who’s in one)
@@crypticshadows ik i was just saying that cause it's some sht I've heard. while i personally don't need to use one, I've seen people say stuff like that, and it was my stupid way of sharing it. didn't mean to come off like an ashole my bad
Jarvis gets less and less sure that this channel is free with every video
One day he will upload an entire video that starts off normally, but when he does his intro, he keeps questioning himself on whether or not it's free. After that, it's just like 8 minutes of unedited content of him checking whether or not it _is_ free, through different means of finding out
it isnt actually free, we pay ur subscription with our aura energy.
What if one day it’s not free
@@wanderingchook1193 it’s not actually free you just sell your soul unknowingly
It is free, we just pay with multiple mid roll ads
Being terrified into working out is the only way I will exercise
Personally being terrified into working out just makes me not exercise out of spite
@@tusia3899 "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA actually, fuck you _goes to sleep_ "
am I the only one who likes working out 😭 ajhs
@@crypticshadows a lot of people don't get much of a dopamine high while exercising compared to others. The high is usually what makes people like exercise- it burns but it feels *really* good. No high means it just hurts :(
@@someoneidk308 Can confirm this. With no high/dopamine being triggered, theres not much encouraging me to continue, and can only do it in short bursts unlike others who can do it for much, much longer
I love seeing the progression of the background because we get to see exactly what Jarvis his priorities are
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3am is the witching hour! It’s when supernatural things are supposed to happen- like for example, a man showing up in your windows and telling you to do a trillion push ups
convinced he's been cursed by the fae
There should be a Gremlins reboot where Gizmo transforms at 3am instead of midnight.
When a changeling grows up
Midnight is the witching hour, 3AM is the devil's hour.
Actually Jarvis, I think we *should* be stealing small children’s souls.
I agree
I’m a kid myself and I got 7 souls already
@@christhe2dprotogen511 Sigma grindset right here.
couldn’t agree more
@@christhe2dprotogen511 I’m about to steal 3-4 of those if you aren’t careful
I know that its probably not a bullet proof vest but its funnier to think that this man is just always prepared. like he lives in the safest middle class neighborhood in the neighborhood with the lowest crime rate in the US (probably because he lives there), but he is always prepared, and he's preparing his tiny child army of 5 year olds. he will conquer the world, and he will make us all do pushups. this is how world peace will be achieved.
Peace through power.
Where's the rest of the essay?
Its a weighted vest but that does make it funner
Jarvis: who wakes up at 3 am to workout?
That dude: Oh boy 3 am!
😂lmao
I know this is a reference to something but I can’t quite place it
@@seal8900 it's SpongeBob when Mr.Krabs wanted them to start doing night shifts
This deserves all the likes lol.
😂 😂 😂
Jarvis saying "what's currently fighting me is gravity, and I'm winning. I'm still standing. I can do anything" was more motivational than anything else in this video lol
Personal trainer here: I am less concerned with the kid doing push ups than with this style of "motivation". Exercise should be fun and mixed with play for little kids. It helps them build positive associations with movement instead of a feeling of dread. You can get similar motions in if you take them to the playground and play a game of tag. No nightmare inducing "coaching" necessary.
Thanks for coming to my TedTalk.
@@FireSilver25 Damn.. Hope you're okay😂
@@FireSilver25 I feel like we also do this to kids in regards to learning, with how tyrannical both schools and parents are about homework and grades.
@@rebeccahicks2392 as someone with parents who always expect high grades from me, yes. I've developed anxiety and dread around going to school in general because of it.
As a mental health professional and personal trainer, you are 100% spot on.
We do everything in our power to make students hate learning
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Watching this from the toilet- him saying "you're gonna make it, breathe, push through the pain" is actually..... motivating? 😂
Thanks!! 😄
It's been an hour, did you make it out alive bestie
they haven't replied so i assume no
doo doo doom
good person it’s been a while, are you ok? Push through the pain. You’ll make it through the night.
They were too motivated 😔
Jarvis you can’t escape him. 100000 push-ups
I feel like it’s been more than 90 days, you can change your name now.
@@_raboot_ go find a better use of your time dude
@@maggiebottoms6526 🐚
4:04 That evil demon voice is a voice line from a android assassin named Revenant from Apex Legends , for anyone who's wondering or recognises the voice but doesn't know what it is. Never thought I'd hear it used in this type of content but lmao, here we are.
As a Revenant main I was pretty confused like... wait, why are you here, this is not content you'd put Revenant in? :/
This is the middle of the jarvis x apex venn diagram guys this is huge
I was just looking through the comments to see if anyone else recognized it, so confused why he used Rev of all legends 😂
I knew I wasn't going mad. Tbf for a robot he's got a distinct voice
@@Lune0738 SAMEE
Re forgetting to breathe to get through the night, perhaps a shout out to people without sleep apnea. He just wants us to use our CPAPs!
When I was a child like ages 5-10 if I did something bad at my dad's house I was forced to exercise, hard. I now resent exercise. Thanks for that dad.
I didn't go to bed until just before 3am. While in the washroom I thought I saw someone walk behind me in the mirror. Then I heard what sounded like an old man with a real cackling laugh. Well in the end I didn't sleep until about 5am lol.
Don't worry he's just there to make sure you do your 1000000+ push ups ☺️
Fun fact! There’s a real phenomenon where looking at a mirror in poor lighting can cause you to see strange things. Basically, your brain isn’t sure what you’re looking at, and tries to fill in the gaps.
I feel like it’s been more than 90 days, you can change your name now.
@@AmyMist then what about the laugh 😟
@@hi_this_is_a your brain interprets noise weirdly same with shadows out the corner of your eye
I actually don’t feel safe in my own home. Imma see him in my dreams forcing me to do push-ups w/ subpar form.
Well, let's all pull an all-nighter and board up our houses until we can safely sleep without dreaming about this guy making us exercise at 3 a.m.
@@somebodysleftkneecap well I’m 6 windows into my night & im still terrified
im so glad you noticed that kid didint have a straight back when exercising.
“ I promise I am not working out at 3am” while wearing a hot pocket shirt. Peeeeeerfect. LOL
As someone who has sleep apnea and stops breathing during the night, the reminder to breathe is somewhat necessary.
As someone with anxiety, I do often worry I'm not making it past the night, even when I'm just going to sleep... Jeremiah made that fear go up exponentially, thank you, Jeremiah!
This is really random man but I have audio processing disorder and usually I cant watch videos without captions and understand whats being said but your voice is really clear and easy to listen to and it's nice to hear normally I've watched like every single one of your videos because of it
This guy’s facial expression haunts me. Not Jarvis’ face-that face blesses me.
Now that's what you'd call shock therapy
I have fibro and auto immune illnesses. So like, what's fighting me IS MYSELF
Lmao the idea of "wearing a bulletproof vest on the stairmaster" makes me laugh so hard 🤣🤣🤣
He doesn’t want anyone taking him out so they can become the stairmaster
the first video he showed us felt like a really intense message to someone going through labor. youre gonna make it through the night just push through the pain and keep breathing
I mean I just gave birth last week and while it was in the afternoon, def same vibes
Wasn't expecting to hear Revenants voice in tiktoks about children doing push ups but Loba would be proud that Jarvis is calling him a demon
I like the pause between the Johnson and GOLD in your intro. It tickles my ears nicely
When Jarvis stands at his desk with the wide angle, he looks his actual height. When he stands in the back of the room, he looks 5'7ish. When he stands in the back of the room and stretches his arm to the ceiling, he looks 5'7ish with a GIGANTIC arm lol
I mean, I only started jogging when a big dog chased me home, but motivation doesn't have to physically terrify you. Adults who abuse kids have all kinds of complicated excuses for hurting them.
The first video is eerie, but, I saw it as more of an inspirational type video, like we've all had a night where we're up till 3 depressed af, and he's telling us all we gotta do is breath and push through it and all will be well, like if I randomly scrolled past that on yt shorts or something while I was going through it at 3 am, I'd feel more at ease
Jarvis, thank you for this. I've had a long day and watching your videos always helps me relax.
❤
no relaxing allowed. do 274927494 pushups immediately
Can we all just appreciate the unintentional decision Jarvis made to wear a T shirt that says "Hot Pockets" while commentating on videos about fitness. Peak comedy
That first video I’m just imagining him coaching someone through labour. Could you imagine him as your labour and delivery doctor?😂
The baby would literally go back in after hearing this guys voice and I wouldn’t even blame it
"i need you to give me 3000 contractions right now"
"I don't care that they're 10 minutes old, the baby WILL GIVE ME ONE BILLION PUSHUPS"
I have severe IBS, Huel legit saved my life, I've went from having a giant pool of food to choose from to having to have the same 4 things almost every fucking day, Huel for breakfast, ramen for lunch, Huel for dinner, then breadsticks and cream cheese before bed
I do have snacks/treats but yeah, my gut just 1 day revolted on me and I'm now automatically a veggie for life and on 2 huels a day and have been for almost a year
On the plus side I also lost 200lb's which the Huel definitely helped with
That's a much longer story though that contains a lot of trauma and medical neglect soooo I won't just dump that here
But I will say, some fat people are fat because of very bad medical care, so the fact doctors are then fat phobic and blame your weight for things makes it almost impossible to get any real fucking help, dropping the weight I've shoved it in every doctors face since as I'm petty as fuck.
Grrrr I’m sorry you have suffered at the hands of the professionals who were supposed to help you because of their biases about obesity, we all deserve compassionate healthcare!! I’m glad you found your way to health despite them, and I hope you will be able to find a medical professional who you can trust! ❤
I’m so sorry you’ve suffered with that! Abdominal pain is no joke. I hope you continue to find food and treatments that help!
yeah but like being fat does cause problems
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@@desklamp8591 they never said it didn't
Hope you continue to feel better, friend. I wish you the best health.
Yeah...as someone who was also forced to exercise as a child, these tiktoks make me uncomfortable. Not only did it fuck up my body image, but it also left me with an extremely complicated relationship with exercise (which I still struggle with to this day!).. So yeah, let's maybe not force 5 year olds to do pushups on command at 3am (or at any other time really)
I was never able to do crunches or pushups and they forced us to try every day and had pushups tests every WEEK
Never did a single one and just thought i was "too fat"
Only recently did I realize I just need to strengthen my core
Just assuming i was too fat was extremely demoralizing
@@HenyaStudent i was forced to do a lot of cardio as a kid (mostly running) bc my dad and my brother thought i was too fat so when I got older and started working out on my own, I literally only did cardio for years because I thought it was going to make me lose weight faster.
Now that I've educated myself and I know better, I do majority strength training now and I only do cardio once a week. But I still have to fight that voice in my head that says I need to do more cardio (or longer cardio) otherwise I'm gonna get fat. It's super fucked up and it's fucked me up mentally 😪
@@DiamondM97 Nah, forcing kids to workout is good
@@ymiph6802 Local idiot makes a bad take. More at 7.
There is nothing wrong with making kids do work outs, it should not be to fat shame them though, but every kid regardless of size should have to work out
7:57 "he's the boogeyman for children" implying the regular boogeyman is for adults
I love how Jarvis is just a regular guy (like you [maybe] and me!) during a time of this absurd hyper grind mentality.
2:31 same vibe as "He gouged out his lungs. Lungs are vital for hamon users."
If you do 1 pushup every second without any breaks, it's 161719.939 years for anyone that was curious
This guy would be helpful during child birth
“You’re going to push.”
“You’re going to push.”
He gives me middle school gym teacher vibes if the teacher was physically fit and actually did the activities with the class
I think it’s kind of fun how seemingly we’ve all had long/hard days, but it’s ok because Jarvis posted
literally I was coming here to comment that and saw about a hundred other comments saying the same thing
we're all in this together ig
@@rosies4713 just like the song says
i’m so glad i’m about to turn 18- this guy will never find me to steal my soul if i’m not a child 🎉
I'm late but happy birthday!
@@katharineball585 thank you! i’ll hold onto it for my 19th birthday in a few months!
@@carlybarker6180 np!
Okay but why did this actually inspire me to work out more. Is this guy just so committed to fitness that his commitment is radiating off him and reaching me
"Maybe don't collect children's souls" -- Sebastian Michaelis is quaking
that demon is actually a voice line from an apex character called Revenant. A robot body with a human conscience that was created specifically to kill whatever target he’s given. So a very fitting audio to put over ur children you are punishing multiple times as content lol
this is the exact way my dad use to physically abuse us as children. forcing a six year old to do 20 pushups or run a whole mile or any other thing like that. holding ur feet two inches off the ground, headstands, chair sits, etc. its wild to see someone else doing this kind of this so publicly and it feels good to watch him get called out on his nonsense, however im gonna skip this one bc itll probably hit too close to home 😅
I'm so sorry for you. I hope you're okay now and safe from your abusers.
Omg my parents too, I thought I was the only one! I was forced to hold a book on my arms one day until they physically gave out. It was a rough childhood
I can’t tell if you’re actually calling that physical abuse ironically or not😅
@@Anonymous-jw4mj thankfully he left to go do his own thing last year. i dont plan on ever seeing him again especially since this was only one of his many horrible things
@@trollsurvivor you think putting a child under 10 years old (or any child at all) through military exercises ISNT abuse?? you need to think on yourself and reevaluate the things you do and say.
i love spooky season, it's literally the best time of year:))
where even is he in the first video??? is he outside? imagine looking out the window and Jerimiah's outside with his tripod under a streetlight
Well! I was already thinking about working out, and this video has encouraged me to entirely disregard unsourced online advice and take things slow and leisurely, kudos!
That demon voice in the second TikTok is actually a voice line of Revenant from Apex Legends. Who canonically is a robot assassin/hitman. I’m not sure if the voice line was meant to be motivational or not but the context of the character saying the line makes it very sinister
Edit: I didn’t expect him to use the sound more than once 😂
I had a difficult day and this video literally made me laugh so hard I cried 😂. It was beyond hysterical 🤣 It's bedtime here in Denmark, and now I'm wide awake... hopefully not until 3 am.. Thank you, Jarvis! 🙏💚
I feel like if you can do 2000+ curls then it's probably time you increase the weight by now (lol). Also, LOL it's funny, he's in the nightclub waiting to catch people at 3am thinking they are safe from him there.
"don't worry, you're going to make it through the night" why does this sound like a threat?
I found muscle man's first video about making it through the night hit home pretty hard actually. Not for working out but I have IBS or chrons or something and I'm in incredible pain almost always and that's what I had to tell myself last night. "Just breath and you'll make it through it."
That first tiktok makes me feel like I'm playing the tutorial for a first-person, choose your own adventure, horror game. I honestly kinda like it
Ngl the first TikTok actually hit really hard for me. I used to be very suicidal and 3am was definitely one of those times where I was questioning what I was doing in this earth. But I doubt that’s the reason why he made that.
What makes it worse is that the song in the background was heavy in my playlist rotation at that time 😭
I love seeing that the shirt in the ad break clearly was unfolded and put on just for the ad 😂
Fun fact: “that little voice saying there’s still hope, is lying” is actually a voice line by Revenant from Apex legends!
Maybe the nice fitness man is out to cure sleep apnea?
Not me watching this at 3:40am! 😭 watching this bc your channel is comforting.
3:56, that demon you’re hearing is a character called revenant from apex. he kinda just has that black air force mentality 😂
"Until the end of what? I have no plans today." is a level of comfy confidence I aspire for
watching this while doing my 3AM morning push-up :) all the little veins in my head showed up to enjoy with me!!
i love the background GOOOOOLD at the beginning of each video sm
2:05 I think we got it all wrong guys. This is obviously an inspirational video for women giving birth at 3 am
6:34 I'm not gonna lie, that's a really unique and Halloween-appropriate hobby imo.
Funny enough, lately, I HAVE been waking up at 3am and forget to breathe.
I’m just trying to stumble to the kitchen to get a glass of water at 3am
16:10
Im still standing
Better then I ever did
Looking like a true survivor
Feeling like a little kid
I thought it was looking like a supermodel.
Im still standin'!
Yeah yeah yeah!
This feels like being a supply runner during a zombie apocalypse and my squad leader is giving us a pep talk before we head out
ah yes, 3am every night when I get awakened by demonic forces that I have to fight against to survive
this guy is just my internal dialogue before I go into a manic episode and work out until either I pass out or something breaks
9:17 If you take 30 seconds to do one push up, and you have to do 51.1 trillion pushups, it takes you about 500 centuries :)
I love watching your videos to fall asleep to. You’re always so chill, keep posting great videos.
This man gives me the vibes of 'I have really bad mental health issues and instead of seeing a therapist and working through them, and/or getting some medication to help. I work out and it's NOT WORKING SO I YELL AT MY PHONE AND WORK OUT HARDER'
thanks not the point of his videos holy shit yall are clueless and dont work out at alllllll
I like to think that the child is coming out of the ER and this guy just shows up and is like fight the pain.
"Don't go to the gym at 3am"
"Scary Man makes kids do push-ups"
"Scary Tik Tok Man Forces Children To Work Out (at 3am)"
3 name changes in 1 hour? Make up your mind you crazy MAN!! lol
stop did he really change it that many times 😭😭
Indubitably he did. lol
"I will make it through the night, I will push past the pain" are affirmations I tell myself as I sit on the toilet at 3AM cause I got IBS and ate the wrong thing
I need to actually catch one of these live 😂
13:10 im sure youve heard of the fitnessgram pacer test because the audio for it was a meme for a while, but the fitnessgram is a whole assessment that the school does usually at the start and end of a school year to track students' health and fitness. so along with the pacer there was also things like push ups and sit ups and measuring flexibility etc. so i imagine this person's school made a bit of a competition out of who could do the most push ups during the fitnessgram or other similar assessment
not gonna lie the 2001 curls one was legitimately hilarious and unsettling and I laughed so hard I hurt myself 💀
"I'm the stair master. I've mastered the stairs. Those stairs won't know which way they're going."
remember when jarvis johnson gold said its jarvis johnson golding time and javis johnson golded all over the place
Fun fact about that "demon voice" that's actually a video game character named Revenant from the Battle Royale game: Apex Legends. And that line was his intro quip. ^^
This guy is like MC Ride from Death Grips got into fitness
I told myself I'd scroll through the comments until I found one mentioning MC Ride. That last clip especially seemed like a DG sample.
14:25 LMFAOOOOOO I THOUGHT HE WAS IN A LASER TAG ARENA LOL
Who else says GOLD!!! after he says “hello and welcome back to Jarvis Johnson gold”
I’m just used to it because we’re all trying are best.
1:57 Is this dude talking about 3 a.m. on the labour ward?? Lmao
1:03 I was born at 3 am it explains a lot 💀💀💀
i love how slowly more moves into the background
I love how the sound is a Revenant voice line from Apex Legends
I love that you're wearing a hot pocket shirt while watching videos about working out.
Okay but like what person who is old enough to be on tiktok wants to be able to “survive 3 am”. Who’s that scared bro?
five to twelve year olds are definitely on tiktok. i have many younger cousins. also when i was in fourth grade, some of my younger cousins and fellow students would do musical.lys that i was too shy to be in.
I fear for my life and safety every day, specially at night, I'm afraid I won't wake up. I'm 17
@@door-chan do you have a reason to? Maybe you should seek some help, either way. If there is an actual reason you could get hurt, you need help, and if you just feel that way due to anxiety or depression, you need help.
@@JasminMiettunen Yeah I know, it's just anxiety and stuff. Though I do live in a not entirely safe neighborhood too
@@door-chan if you are able to get it, there are solutions and help to anxiety. If you have access, talk to a mental health professional, or if you have a school counselor, or just someone you can talk to. Usually the anxiety stems from somewhere, you’re not born anxious. There’s also medication that can help, it doesn’t solve the cause of the problem, but it still helps.