Trump Says He Won’t Return to Twitter Even with Elon Musk in Charge: A Closer Look

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  • Seth takes a closer look at one of the big political questions looming after Tesla and SpaceX CEO Elon Musk’s acquisition of Twitter: will Donald Trump get his account back?
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  • @jorgealfy
    @jorgealfy 2 роки тому +40

    I actually deactivated my Twitter account 3 weeks ago to take a break, but might as well let it get deleted, I detest Elon Musk.

    • @tenebrousoul9368
      @tenebrousoul9368 2 роки тому +5

      All that money, and he still can't afford any class.

  • @Andrew12759
    @Andrew12759 2 роки тому +179

    Let me preface this by saying I watch on UA-cam rather than on an actual TV during broadcast time.
    You currently have the best writers in late night entertainment, and your execution of what they have writtten is outstanding.

    • @JulieDodgshon
      @JulieDodgshon 2 роки тому +3

      I agree 👍 and as a former comedy writer for a late night radio Game Show, one of the perks of watching on UA-cam is writing a funny comment and occasionally shamelessly asking Seth for a job!

  • @derdin8
    @derdin8 2 роки тому +14

    Proud Union member here!
    22 years under CWA, 3 years now under AFT. Bernie speaks the truth. You can thank unions for the 40-hour work-week, paid time off (sick, vacation, holidays), lunch breaks, FMLA, non-discrimination in the workplace, and lots of other things!!

    • @derdin8
      @derdin8 2 роки тому +3

      @@Dustinavollmar The 40-hour work week is better than the 60-80 hour work week people were forced to work before unions pushed for better working conditions.

    • @lsamoa
      @lsamoa 2 роки тому +2

      @@derdin8 Right on

    • @DJDaisho
      @DJDaisho 2 роки тому +1

      @@derdin8 and yet when reduced to 25hrs at the same salary, employees did almost twice the work despite working half the time . . . almost as if a happy energized employee can do 4x the work of a dog tired, overworked, abused serf . . . but hey, its just actual evidence that our system is designed to break people right?

  • @ReverieNightengale
    @ReverieNightengale 2 роки тому +25

    It's always great when Seth gives positive coverage to Bernie Sanders. More people should be talking about him.

  • @hocuspocusfocusable
    @hocuspocusfocusable 2 роки тому +57

    The truth always has a hard time coming out of trump’s mouth

    • @MegaSmk
      @MegaSmk 2 роки тому +5

      I'll go one further and claim that brain is incapable of generating truth.

  • @giftofthepadgii
    @giftofthepadgii 2 роки тому +50

    Thanks for covering the unions! Finally some positive news for struggling people!

  • @dansnell5774
    @dansnell5774 2 роки тому +140

    Remember when Musk said he’d donate $6 billion to help put a dent in world hunger and then didn’t? Real glad he paid $44 billion for Twitter.

    • @johnsmith-cw3wo
      @johnsmith-cw3wo 2 роки тому +10

      for freedom of speech. 😂😂

    • @dansnell5774
      @dansnell5774 2 роки тому

      @@johnsmith-cw3wo the speech was already free, if you couldn't tell by the toxic cesspool that Twitter already was

    • @corbeau-_-
      @corbeau-_- 2 роки тому +17

      @Bill Goodman 🐑

    • @Ugly_German_Truths
      @Ugly_German_Truths 2 роки тому +3

      Funny thing is... it did also not happen... at least NOT YET. Elon does not even have 44 billion, he would have to sell stocks ort loan with stocks as security and that last option is problematic due to the rules for the Tesla board...

    • @jcaj9002
      @jcaj9002 2 роки тому

      No

  • @silentjay01
    @silentjay01 2 роки тому +93

    I love how this ended. The "Corrections" energy is leaking into the broadcast segments more & more. And, frankly, I think its for the better. Other Late Night shows edit everything to look so polished & perfect. Seth acknowledges that not every joke is going to hit and that's okay. It makes his show feel more authentic in a way.

    • @brandondavidson4085
      @brandondavidson4085 2 роки тому +4

      Nah Seth has always let a few of his gaffes stay in the show, for comedic effect.

    • @Jerepasaurus
      @Jerepasaurus 3 місяці тому

      I think it makes this show unique and down to earth, being open about the jokes sometimes failing. It makes him feel more honest, humble, and relatable.

  • @tom_something
    @tom_something 2 роки тому +118

    It was when Trump said he's not coming back that I became certain he is. He's got a bit of a pattern of saying one thing and doing another.

    • @imnotmike
      @imnotmike 2 роки тому +15

      Yeah, he's always had a problem telling the troath.

    • @tom_something
      @tom_something 2 роки тому +5

      @@imnotmike A common trait among senshol beings.
      He's like Jim Carrey in "Liar Liar" attempting to say that a blue pen is red and ultimately settling on "RRRoooooyal BLUE!"
      He somehow can't utter the word "truth".

    • @thejason755
      @thejason755 2 роки тому +5

      Oh he for sure will be back.

    • @supergluehotty
      @supergluehotty 2 роки тому +1

      Like how he said he would join the truth app anytime.

    • @erikamezquita9442
      @erikamezquita9442 2 роки тому +5

      And when confronted, he'll claim that he joined only because Musk personally begged him to.

  • @Tenly2009
    @Tenly2009 2 роки тому +634

    If Trump says he won’t be back, he will DEFINITELY be back. He’ll say they begged him to return. 🙄

    • @MsAllimack
      @MsAllimack 2 роки тому +57

      Just like he said he would leave if he lost the election. Dingus Con is still lurking around like a dingleberry in the underpants of America.

    • @uniquelylily1166
      @uniquelylily1166 2 роки тому +13

      True that

    • @falkerjones8249
      @falkerjones8249 2 роки тому +1

      @@MsAllimack he didn't lose silly woman

    • @BlankManj5
      @BlankManj5 2 роки тому +30

      @@falkerjones8249 So he’s still president?

    • @benwu7980
      @benwu7980 2 роки тому +11

      Musk begging Trump to return, is not even implausible.

  • @user-em6ie2be7x
    @user-em6ie2be7x 2 роки тому +11

    It should be illegal for one person to drop $44 billion dollars on ANYTHING. 😑

    • @lookbovine
      @lookbovine 2 роки тому +1

      Relax, he’ll have to finance it, he can’t just drop down the dough.

  • @justinsullivan1285
    @justinsullivan1285 2 роки тому +59

    Seth hit it out of the park again. Is it me or are Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos and all these tech gurus are becoming like comic book villains who want to take over the world?

    • @russellinator
      @russellinator 2 роки тому +3

      It's just you.

    • @kieranjaegar
      @kieranjaegar Рік тому

      Ignore Cuck Russell up there. That is definitely what they're trying to do, otherwise at some point it would have been **ENOUGH.**

  • @truthalonetriumphs6572
    @truthalonetriumphs6572 2 роки тому +13

    The look on Nunes' face when he said "621,000 in the waiting list" ...

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 2 роки тому +139

    End billionaire control and acquiring of platforms. Better yet, end billionaires

    • @christopherlane5238
      @christopherlane5238 2 роки тому

      Why? Because all billionaires are evil? Do you know what its called when you take the bad behavior from a small segment of a group of people and treat all of them as if they did the same thing? Bigotry. Its called bigotry. There are plenty of very rich people who dont buy social media platforms, or spaceships. How about we end ignorance?

    • @marvinmartion1178
      @marvinmartion1178 2 роки тому +6

      Can I help?

    • @Nevertoleave
      @Nevertoleave 2 роки тому

      Whole ass laws were changed because a rich man wanted to own a news station when he already owned print media so he got Reagan elected by using his print media to praise him over and over. Reagan returned the favour to allow the bug to happen and now Rupert Murdoch rules Fox News with an iron fist and turned it into the propaganda machine for his opinion that it is today

    • @JFDavis-lq1bp
      @JFDavis-lq1bp 2 роки тому

      Hello comrade, how can I assist you?

    • @pietrojenkins6901
      @pietrojenkins6901 2 роки тому +5

      How about all the millions of jobs that billionaires create? Those jobs will end as well.

  • @dr.g3860
    @dr.g3860 2 роки тому +7

    That was a brilliant career move for Devon Nunes to quit his job as a US congressman to become the salesman for this new social media business fiasco that nobody is interested in.

  • @stupidusernameagain
    @stupidusernameagain 2 роки тому +7

    Seth's become an outrageously great host. The writing and editing and everything else is always good-to-great, but he's just freaking *killing* it.

  • @4seeableTV
    @4seeableTV 2 роки тому +755

    "I won't return to Twitter even if I'm no longer banned" can be put in the same file as "I won't have time to golf as president"

    • @johnsmithe4656
      @johnsmithe4656 2 роки тому +51

      And "we're gonna win so much your head is gonna spin."

    • @MrSmithers8501
      @MrSmithers8501 2 роки тому +28

      @@johnsmithe4656 Damn right!!!! Vote Blue all the way

    • @irisn.garcia5883
      @irisn.garcia5883 2 роки тому +17

      Got off twitter AND facebook years ago.

    • @drunkengamer1977
      @drunkengamer1977 2 роки тому +30

      He'll be back by next week everything he says is a lie.

    • @jbtpa895
      @jbtpa895 2 роки тому +47

      And"I'll release my taxes".

  • @oobaka1967
    @oobaka1967 2 роки тому +39

    trump says he won't rejoin twitter.
    he also claimed he wouldn't have time to golf and we all know how that went.

    • @roni6215
      @roni6215 2 роки тому +5

      He also said if he loses the election, he will leave the country.

    • @Blasted2Oblivion
      @Blasted2Oblivion 2 роки тому +1

      @@roni6215 Did he actually say that he would leave? I have heard it from several places but not from the guy himself.

    • @roni6215
      @roni6215 2 роки тому +1

      @@Blasted2Oblivion Yes , he actually said it at one of his pre-election rallies .

  • @ChrisOnStage2
    @ChrisOnStage2 2 роки тому +14

    When Seth says, "With money like that ($44 Billion buying Twitter) you can do something about poverty, climate change, or world hunger..." people get him, when I say the EXACT SAME THING on social media, I get barraged by trolls telling me to get lost!!

    • @paulgoogol2652
      @paulgoogol2652 2 роки тому +1

      That's the freedom of speech. A bunch of trolls defending their troll king.

  • @anne8511
    @anne8511 2 роки тому +2

    “A rock in Central Park.” Literal laugh out loud! You’re killin’ me!

  • @Opinionsrnotfacts574
    @Opinionsrnotfacts574 2 роки тому +77

    Until so many people come to Trump and beg him "Sir, please come back to Twitter" and Trump is "forced" to go back on. Sigh.......

    • @nicolepsy
      @nicolepsy 2 роки тому +17

      No doubt they will be big, tough guys with tears streaming down their cheeks.

    • @mog1755
      @mog1755 2 роки тому +15

      Big, strong men with tears in their eyes...

    • @lawrencedoliveiro9104
      @lawrencedoliveiro9104 2 роки тому +8

      I thought he was against Musk mandates ...

    • @trumptalk3249
      @trumptalk3249 2 роки тому +1

      He most likely will come back hahah

    • @dleet86
      @dleet86 2 роки тому

      @@lawrencedoliveiro9104 Farcical Opinionated Xenophobic noise channel will scream about mandates being the LBGTQ crown over stepping again with only mandates but no woman dates, although maybe only less been seen, by me.

  • @bradley163
    @bradley163 2 роки тому +724

    I don't realize how much A Closer Look is part of my nightly routine until it's not on for a couple of days😂
    Trump was literally Pavlov-ed with Twitter. It's always hilarious to see him glitch at his rallies.

    • @gobigorange
      @gobigorange 2 роки тому +22

      👍 same here, it’s my daily dose of sanity, without it I have withdrawals LOL

    • @tuyenle8107
      @tuyenle8107 2 роки тому +1

      Trump 4ever 😂🤣

    • @rowynnecrowley1689
      @rowynnecrowley1689 2 роки тому +16

      I realized it a while ago. It throws off my whole week when he's gone, and every time he leaves I realize how much the other guys suck. The Jimmies especially, but Colbert's turning into a shill and is so cringey sometimes. His "Is potato" started off as a fun inside joke, and now it reminds me of that Ricky Gervais show where producer character was trying to get Ricky's character to turn "Are you havin' a laugh?" into a catch phrase.

    • @randomoverpopulatedworldid3286
      @randomoverpopulatedworldid3286 2 роки тому +1

      @@tuyenle8107 dang my reply got removed cause ppl were so damn sorry. I was about to tell the story of how Seth was at a dinner with the ex president and Beeezo's and..... etc. They should know that story.

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 2 роки тому +36

      @@tuyenle8107 Trump in prison 4eva 😂🤣

  • @fishinhaze
    @fishinhaze 2 роки тому +6

    Trump: "I'm the most honest person possibly ever in history"
    Yet he can't even pronounce truth 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @NebulaForceGo
    @NebulaForceGo 2 роки тому +20

    This was a top notch "A Closer Look". Thank you writers, crew, and Seth for providing a healthy dose of comedy and joy out of such dire news.

    • @meelash1
      @meelash1 2 роки тому

      "dire news"? WTF is wrong with you?

  • @ketchupisasmoothie
    @ketchupisasmoothie 2 роки тому +5

    Seth’s on FIRE tonight 🔥🔥🔥

  • @MS-ss1dv
    @MS-ss1dv 2 роки тому +278

    That smile Seth got on his face right before the Power of Love callback was priceless-he knew it was coming and the giggles after were great. Seth and Sal you guys have been nailing these endings. 🤣

    • @janelliot5643
      @janelliot5643 2 роки тому +2

      Who's Sal?

    • @madelyncorey3490
      @madelyncorey3490 2 роки тому +4

      @@janelliot5643 Sal is a writer and producer for Late Night with Seth Meyers.

    • @gamingforever9121
      @gamingforever9121 2 роки тому

      This show is for boomers and people with the intellectual mindset of boomers late night tv is an archaic relic of a bygone era lol .

    • @brenobacci
      @brenobacci 2 роки тому +4

      The callback was way better than the setup, and the audience seemed to agree! Btw, why is Bernie going back to the future with Sal? And a warning to the jackals: don't fall for the bait. Although they would actually go back to the past, that's precisely the nonsense of the movie title versus the plot. No Correction needed there!

    • @creativedesignation7880
      @creativedesignation7880 2 роки тому +8

      @@gamingforever9121 Well, maybe that's your reason for watching it, but you shouldn't project your character onto others.

  • @Starman_Dx
    @Starman_Dx 2 роки тому +16

    "he won't return..."
    And we all know, Donald J. Trump is famous for keeping his word.

    • @nickforsman7045
      @nickforsman7045 2 роки тому

      Trump said he won't rejoin Twitter, which is code that he can't wait to rejoin. We all know how this works now.

  • @jaywright1368
    @jaywright1368 2 роки тому +2

    This was your best 👌🏽 CLOSER LOOK...Love 'em all...but the line about the rock in Central Park...I WAS NOT ready for!!! 🤣🤣🤣👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

  • @arche2460
    @arche2460 2 роки тому +28

    My favorite part of this is when I realized I can tell crew laughter apart from audience laughter because of how religiously I watch Corrections 😂

    • @LeeStJohn-ym4df
      @LeeStJohn-ym4df 2 роки тому +3

      Oh yeah. That comment about talking to a rock in Central Park was too funny! The crew was hysterical!

  • @ollieox9181
    @ollieox9181 2 роки тому +44

    Thanks, Seth. I am truly proud to say that I don't have a Twitter account and I have no particular urge to get one. I could care less who owns Twitter.
    But I still don't have much of a life.

    • @jembozaba4864
      @jembozaba4864 2 роки тому +10

      I technically have one. Just have never used it. I also couldn’t care less who owns it

    • @JCSolis_Lit
      @JCSolis_Lit 2 роки тому +6

      I do have a Twitter account and other social media, but they're usually gathering cobwebs and dust.
      Still don't have much of a life, either. 😅

    • @peforster6725
      @peforster6725 2 роки тому +2

      Same

    • @samredbird4225
      @samredbird4225 2 роки тому

      I got banned for suggesting Epstein wasn’t a suicide. Never went back.

    • @meganbarber3599
      @meganbarber3599 2 роки тому +6

      Couldn't care less.
      -A jackal

  • @EffingtonCouldBe
    @EffingtonCouldBe 2 роки тому +9

    HE DOES NOT SAY "CENTRAL" - - - that orange sh*thead says - "Troth Sential" 😵‍💫

    • @kingjay1628
      @kingjay1628 2 роки тому

      Save America from Trump who is trying to join forces with Putin to turn it into The new U.S.S.R. if he makes a return to be the 47 POTUS, Us common sense people don't want a MAGA 47 thru a thousand no more.

  • @sherrysink3177
    @sherrysink3177 2 роки тому +2

    I laughed way harder on that "Yes We Caine" joke than I really should have. :D

  • @Arational
    @Arational 2 роки тому +101

    Never got sucked in by Twitter.
    When they started I decided No.

    • @Leftatalbuquerque
      @Leftatalbuquerque 2 роки тому +6

      I claimed my own name on it, but haven't been on it in years. I do love UA-cam though - all that concert footage from all eras - and no one to tell me it's past my bedtime!

    • @nonyabizness.original
      @nonyabizness.original 2 роки тому +13

      i never tweeted or facebooked, always try to stay away from the hard stuff, do toke a little youtube from time to time, but that's about it.

    • @jamesgerber4658
      @jamesgerber4658 2 роки тому +4

      I use it for nigh-live police blotter in my area. There's a pole vs car every day in Cleveland. Every. Day.

    • @rabbit251
      @rabbit251 2 роки тому +9

      Never joined Twitter. On FB, but seldom use it because all my family are Trumpsters. Got sick of their BS.

    • @delbomb3131
      @delbomb3131 2 роки тому +1

      It shines when there's a major event taking place. Both the capital riot and Minneapolis riots were live streamed by regular people right on the front line, not commentary selling you a narrative, no commercial breaks, just pure front line documentary as it unfolds.

  • @alicelefae
    @alicelefae 2 роки тому +86

    no other show host can riff and improv like Seth. He's the most comfortable in front of his audience out of anyone, I love it.

    • @kellythomas7619
      @kellythomas7619 2 роки тому

      Hello Alicia how are you doing today.

    • @milesb72
      @milesb72 2 роки тому +1

      Wrong! They all do exactly the same thing. Except all the others stand up! Like stand up comedians do!

    • @sunnydaze2359
      @sunnydaze2359 2 роки тому +2

      @@kellythomas7619 I think you’re on the wrong track here. Maybe you should go on a dating site if you’re that desperate. Geez 🙄

    • @sunnydaze2359
      @sunnydaze2359 2 роки тому

      I’ve seen you on his other sites whenever there’s a woman’s picture. Stop being a Simp. SMH

    • @IAmGeeSnap
      @IAmGeeSnap 2 роки тому

      ikr
      ask the sea captain
      he'll tell ya
      lol

  • @susangrahamflute3414
    @susangrahamflute3414 2 роки тому +2

    “Yes we Caine” made me laugh 😂

  • @stephanielight4161
    @stephanielight4161 2 роки тому +1

    Pretend you have a cold when you do your Michael Caine, Seth.
    LOVE the SEVERANCE references 👏

  • @iyeetpaste3797
    @iyeetpaste3797 2 роки тому +22

    I started a Twitter account roughly a year ago _only_ for harassing *Ted Cruz.*
    I _highly recommend_ it!

    • @mcwjes
      @mcwjes 2 роки тому +12

      This is the only acceptable use of Twitter.

    • @petemavus2948
      @petemavus2948 2 роки тому

      Ok that was funny

  • @jlee4039
    @jlee4039 2 роки тому +537

    I don't think I've ever seen a comedian more comfortable onscreen than Seth. He's become a master of his craft.

  • @stevenlebo6922
    @stevenlebo6922 2 роки тому +4

    Of the 10,000s of lies Trump has told, I think him saying he will not go back to Twitter is one of the most easiest to spot.

  • @samuelcookphippen
    @samuelcookphippen 2 роки тому +3

    The power of love compels me to praise Seth and his staff for their great work and tireless efforts to go beyond the call to amuse and entertain, not to emphasize the trivial and the sentimental, not to simply "give the public what it wants"-but to inform, to arouse, to reflect, to state our dangers and our opportunities, to indicate our crises and our choices, to lead, mold, educate and sometimes even anger public opinion.

  • @TheMonroemomma
    @TheMonroemomma 2 роки тому +20

    Seth has picked up where Jon Stewart left off on the daily show a long time ago. I think late night is even better because there is a gentleness and a light heartedness that wasn’t at TDS.

    • @sunshine3914
      @sunshine3914 2 роки тому +3

      They’re both modern day folk heroes.

    • @jamesgerber4658
      @jamesgerber4658 2 роки тому +2

      Seth is more intimate with the audience and leans in to the bad jokes and awkward moments. Plus, it helps that both jimmies are trash.

    • @vancouverguy2533
      @vancouverguy2533 2 роки тому

      I think you might be using the fake right wing definition of TDS, instead of the real actual definition. Understandable, they love to try and re-appropriate words and pretend they mean the exact opposite.

  • @CAP198462
    @CAP198462 2 роки тому +395

    That Michael Caine impression was certainly credible. Impression camp pays off.

    • @spameranne
      @spameranne 2 роки тому +1

      this brian cox? that's a distinctly coxian compliment ;)

    • @gestaltdude
      @gestaltdude 2 роки тому +5

      Don't encourage him. :P

    • @adammike3376
      @adammike3376 2 роки тому +2

      He gonna keep doing it now

    • @carina9295
      @carina9295 2 роки тому +4

      Reckon that Rob Brydon still wasn’t available

    • @westleywest7259
      @westleywest7259 2 роки тому

      Your Caine sucks Seth. And your Kieth Richards was worse!

  • @jac-attack
    @jac-attack 2 роки тому +4

    Seth still trying to make the staff laugh is great. It makes it feel more genuine.

  • @stephencraig5938
    @stephencraig5938 2 роки тому +3

    Seth is such a smart Alec, Thank God for Seth showing us and representing intelligent life in America.

  • @domb8448
    @domb8448 2 роки тому +9

    Seth wins the week. This is a beauty. 👑

  • @ncix
    @ncix 2 роки тому +431

    I love these new post-covid shows. Having the audience back but keeping the laid back vibe is awesome!!! You are the funniest you've ever been and I'm enjoying the show more than I ever have!!! Thank you!

    • @paulsmyth3580
      @paulsmyth3580 2 роки тому

      Covid never went anywhere; your masters just told you to ignore it now that the jig was up

    • @dominiczerafa8990
      @dominiczerafa8990 2 роки тому +8

      100%

    • @dvdemon187
      @dvdemon187 2 роки тому +6

      Couldn't have said it better.
      👍

    • @bluegreenglue6565
      @bluegreenglue6565 2 роки тому

      Ab-so-lutel-ly!

    • @frankiebowie6174
      @frankiebowie6174 2 роки тому +8

      And thank you for not wearing a suit and tie! Suit and tie doesn’t suit late-night personalities, when the rest of us are in our pajamas.

  • @kokoettethomas1788
    @kokoettethomas1788 2 роки тому +31

    When it comes to investing, we want our money to grow with the highest rates of return, and the lowest risk possible. While there are no shortcuts to getting rich, but there are smart ways to go about it..

    • @royscott3064
      @royscott3064 2 роки тому

      Grabbing multi-figures in cypto is possible with the right approach..

    • @russelljensen9454
      @russelljensen9454 2 роки тому

      Cypto is risky as many would say but I think the actual risk in it the fear of not Investing..

    • @jasonporter9488
      @jasonporter9488 2 роки тому

      Cypto is lucrative, people are just confused because of it's volatility.

    • @johnnybaker7500
      @johnnybaker7500 2 роки тому

      Without risk you can't be successful in life. Most millionaires you see today took risk to become who they are today..

    • @bobbyrios8008
      @bobbyrios8008 2 роки тому

      I'm a newbie in Cypto and Btcoin and am holding some cyptocurrencies in my wallet but I'm scared of losing them due to the recent crash...

  • @frosty9442
    @frosty9442 2 роки тому +1

    LOFL Seth and Team....NAILED IT!!!!!

  • @Tydeestein
    @Tydeestein 2 роки тому +36

    Correction: twitter didn’t start with uploading pictures of your food. Twitter started by using sms to text short 140 character messages to 40404. Instagram started with people primarily uploading pictures of their food.

    • @amandabourke796
      @amandabourke796 2 роки тому

      I have never used Twitter, I'm just not big on technology lol! But I'm curious, what is 40404 and was there a point in sending these short character texts? Thanks! 👍

    • @sunshine3914
      @sunshine3914 2 роки тому

      @@amandabourke796 I think the point in them were just to be snarky.

    • @Tydeestein
      @Tydeestein 2 роки тому

      @@sunshine3914 partially snarky but full of facts

    • @Tydeestein
      @Tydeestein 2 роки тому

      @@thekaren1111 and we had Nokia cellphones with snake on it that still work today!!

    • @Tydeestein
      @Tydeestein 2 роки тому

      @@amandabourke796 in the early days of Twitter before start phones were a commodity you had to text your tweets to 40404 to be uploaded. At the time texting was limited to 140 characters. You can consult your glass screen and find out more on Wikipedia

  • @marvinmartion1178
    @marvinmartion1178 2 роки тому +26

    What ever happened to antitrust laws? Are they gone? Or just not enforced?

    • @louiseasmith1336
      @louiseasmith1336 2 роки тому +5

      Gone. Thank the repugnicons.

    • @eponymousIme
      @eponymousIme 2 роки тому +1

      How is antitrust law relevant? Musk isn't buying up multiple social media companies and monopolizing the social media space.

  • @rosshuttner8025
    @rosshuttner8025 2 роки тому +4

    Correction: In order to stop yourself from doing "The Power of Love" joke, you would have to go to the past, not the future. OK, now that I've gotten my jackal out of the way, GREAT Michael Caine impression. Keep up the great work!

  • @Dermatillomaniac
    @Dermatillomaniac 2 роки тому +4

    These segments are always 🔥...they are so informative yet also so hilariously entertaining!!

  • @pchasco
    @pchasco 2 роки тому +118

    Seth asked “how does Elon Musk plan to monetize Twitter?” Well, if it’s anything like his other two big businesses, Tesla and SpaceX, then he plans on getting taxpayers to subsidize it.

    • @TheMattSh0w
      @TheMattSh0w 2 роки тому +10

      Well...doesn't the app request permission to look at most of your phone's data? Seems like some good insider information for stuff for Elon to get his hands on

    • @mehere8038
      @mehere8038 2 роки тому

      Just don't attempt to say that on twitter now! That of course is the real reason he's bought it, so that he can control the narrative in everything he does & ensure negative press about him is always crushed & replaced by his choice of PR options about his projects. He has a LOT of business fail skeletons he wants to hide & now the PERFECT platform to do just that!

    • @DarthObscurity
      @DarthObscurity 2 роки тому +15

      Weird...... Companies like GM, Ford and Toyota receive the same type of subsidies, only to the tune of around 10x as much. It's almost like you don't have a chance of starting a competitive business without them. Almost like corporate welfare should end.

    • @pchasco
      @pchasco 2 роки тому +16

      @@DarthObscurity Subsidies play an important role in creating new markets because the payout may be too long-term for private capital investment without government partnership.
      I think that subsidies for electric cars was the right thing for governments to do.
      My problem with Musk and subsidies is that he does not acknowledge that Tesla and SpaceX would not have been possible without tax dollars, while also dodging taxes for himself and disparaging the collection of tax revenue.

    • @piertinence
      @piertinence 2 роки тому +7

      Trouth Soshial is bound to succeed, the guy who conceived the softwear garduated in computer science from the Trump University. Elon Musk may end up buying it.

  • @anthonyteems5426
    @anthonyteems5426 2 роки тому +30

    Weingarten Rights are probably the most valuable tool for unionized employees; being able to ensure you have representation when they try to blame you for corporate mistakes is so awesome

  • @seankimble1906
    @seankimble1906 2 роки тому +8

    Man, Seth’s Closer Looks have been getting better and better since quarantine. Great writing

  • @mileskosik472
    @mileskosik472 2 роки тому +1

    Holy cow I'm only 3 minutes in and this is already one of the funniest closer looks I've seen.

  • @harley6705
    @harley6705 2 роки тому +373

    I swear this late night show just gets better with age. Love the impressions and closer look is my go to news. Keep up the great job guys💗

    • @Suehuskins
      @Suehuskins 2 роки тому +9

      I was just thinking the same thing and I have to remember NO food or drink while watching because it doesn’t stay down. He is hilarious.

    • @gamingforever9121
      @gamingforever9121 2 роки тому

      If this is a source of entertainment or information for you might I suggest Steven Crowder or is the opinion of a conservative with sited sources “Fake News “

    • @Kampela99
      @Kampela99 2 роки тому

      , fresh mutated trumpvader was quite funny... just wishing to see trumPvaDER PICTURE... LOLZ

    • @progressivedragon6664
      @progressivedragon6664 2 роки тому +2

      @@Suehuskins same, Have the soda stains on my shirt as evidence

    • @johnwilkinson3880
      @johnwilkinson3880 2 роки тому +1

      The rise and rise of narcissism!

  • @leedaniel3500
    @leedaniel3500 2 роки тому +12

    The POWER OF LOVE joke was PERFECT! Loved it!

  • @MandatoryHashTags
    @MandatoryHashTags 2 роки тому +1

    Man .... Seth you turned late night into a laid back fun thing I never knew I needed in my life. Never go back to the old way.

  • @PandastormAQ3d
    @PandastormAQ3d 2 роки тому +2

    "The eyes of a cabbage patch doll"
    I am deceased 🤣

  • @danieldravot341
    @danieldravot341 2 роки тому +217

    Well, if Trump says he won’t return to Twitter even if he’s allowed, we have to take him at his word.
    It’s not like he’d lie to us or anything . . .

    • @MicklowFilms
      @MicklowFilms 2 роки тому +10

      Oh please, when has he ever lied?

    • @bobsap1723
      @bobsap1723 2 роки тому +12

      Let’s pretend mr potato doesn’t lie

    • @alexandertorro
      @alexandertorro 2 роки тому +7

      @@MicklowFilms Good call Mick... Agreed...as well.. We have to stick up for Trump as you also agree he has never lied. Crazy how he's always been attacked right Mick? But good thing he's coming back. Hey
      ....thanks for sticking up for Trump. 👍

    • @abigailhowe8302
      @abigailhowe8302 2 роки тому +10

      "Trump says he won't return to Twitter"
      OH THANK GOD
      "It's not like he'd lie to us or anything..."
      OH DEAR GOD

    • @alexandertorro
      @alexandertorro 2 роки тому

      @@abigailhowe8302 Well..many Right wingers will be on Twitter....only this time they wont get censored! Now...it sounds like you are gonna stay on Twitter as Trump is not going on there.. But just the same.... Right wingers will be giving thier all on Twitter....and NOT being removed... How are you gonna handle that as you will be on Twitter.? You know what they say.... The Trumpets are more passionate and louder than Trump is......thats probably gonna drive you crazy.....That is.....if you stuck around on Twitter of course.
      So..again...how will you handle yourself being around all those right wingers? Pull your hair? Make obscene trioll comments? What exactly?

  • @BSRFD
    @BSRFD 2 роки тому +42

    Haha. Yeah ok. That dude will be spamming the twitter log in button so fast once he learns he is unbanned. Won't return, my butt.

    • @tuyenle8107
      @tuyenle8107 2 роки тому

      Trump 4ever 😂🤣

    • @16driver16
      @16driver16 2 роки тому +2

      He's gonna extort Musk before he'll come back

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 2 роки тому +1

      @@tuyenle8107 Trump gone from this planet
      4 eva 😂🤣

  • @arikasteigerwald7337
    @arikasteigerwald7337 2 роки тому +3

    He actually said 'Trothe Sencial.'. I can't. 🤦🤣🤣

  • @xzonia1
    @xzonia1 2 роки тому +1

    Seth is so adorable! The rock in Central Park joke was too good! 😂

  • @squishyshelli
    @squishyshelli 2 роки тому +38

    Correction- there is no way Trump`s tweet would be THAT coherent and grammatically correct.... there would definitely be more than one typo!

  • @PratikMallya
    @PratikMallya 2 роки тому +452

    I love how Seth just goes with the flow. Even when the jokes don’t land he makes it entertaining

    • @johnnycashew9101
      @johnnycashew9101 2 роки тому +7

      I know it's like he studied improv and then was cast and wrote for years on a high-stress live weekly network tv show featuring notoriously cut throat creative conditions

    • @davidknightx
      @davidknightx 2 роки тому +9

      His comedy style is practically a cheat code. Joke doesn't land, he just hacks the Matrix and somehow makes it funnier. You know, most comedians actually pay the price when their jokes don't land Seth! No fair!

    • @kijros100
      @kijros100 2 роки тому +4

      He even said once: I've been doing this for a long time and i have an ear for when jokes dont hit. That was after he made a joke and got silence... But he turned it around. Yeah... He's been around the block...

    • @dianem.4937
      @dianem.4937 2 роки тому +6

      It cracks me up when he cracks up at his own joke!

    • @thesubhumancomedy
      @thesubhumancomedy 2 роки тому +2

      I believe Norm Macdonald mastered it.

  • @garycpriestley
    @garycpriestley 2 роки тому +1

    "... a rock in Central Park. The giveaway was that I found that rock had a cheerier disposition" 😁

  • @Beth-ie
    @Beth-ie 2 роки тому

    Damn. One of the funniest ever. You just never know which night is going to be insanely funny. Glad it's 80% of them.

  • @KayentaRojo
    @KayentaRojo 2 роки тому +171

    Seth is honestly the only comedian that can make me consistently laugh out loud, and sometimes til absolutely no sound comes out and I can’t breathe lol😂 Got me through the Pandemic 100%, nobody could have possibly ever helped more! Thanks for all the laughs Seth & the crew!

    • @js2010ish
      @js2010ish 2 роки тому +10

      The Trump as a bell ringing cat joke is the only thing that has made his presidency make sense

    • @Tcrror
      @Tcrror 2 роки тому +4

      Did you ever watch The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson? We could have REALLY used his show during the pandemic, as well. He's the GOAT, imo.

    • @matman8812
      @matman8812 2 роки тому +2

      SAD!

    • @milesb72
      @milesb72 2 роки тому +2

      Must not have been that bad in you if this clown got you through. He ain’t funny!

    • @matman8812
      @matman8812 2 роки тому

      @Monya Gal That's nice.

  • @rock-n-rollfoodie
    @rock-n-rollfoodie 2 роки тому +205

    Seth’s comedic natural style makes him one of the best in late night.

    • @larsfaye292
      @larsfaye292 2 роки тому +6

      I wasn't really into his style, but I was desperate for some more Late Night when Colbert would have his off-days, and now I really enjoy Seth's style. He does THE best Trump impression than anybody I've ever heard (at least in Late Night). Trump is not an easy guy to emulate and Seth nails all his nuances.

    • @kellythomas7619
      @kellythomas7619 2 роки тому +1

      Hello Deborah how are you doing today.

    • @mvann5
      @mvann5 2 роки тому +5

      The best in late night by FAR!!

    • @janbruns8350
      @janbruns8350 2 роки тому +1

      @@larsfaye292 I totally agree with you, but man, Jimmy Kimmel has the best joke monologues and the absolute best trmp insult names. He does it so naturally. All the current late night show hosts are good in their own way and styles. Kimmel, Colbert, Meyers and Fallon. Samantha Bee and Trevor are also good. I'm not so much into James Cordon, but I love Bill Maher and John Oliver.

    • @shlepmessing8703
      @shlepmessing8703 2 роки тому

      He's the best lesbian on television.

  • @msbuff
    @msbuff 2 роки тому +1

    Love your candor, Seth.

  • @alondonch
    @alondonch 2 роки тому +1

    Thank you for never failing to make me laugh! Love you so much!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @KittySnicker
    @KittySnicker 2 роки тому +18

    Oh Seth, I don’t have a life either. I may not be on Twitter but I’m on Reddit and Facebook. And I love that you referenced Back to the Future! I look forward to your show every night!

  • @masatosway4558
    @masatosway4558 2 роки тому +62

    Trump has always had trouble with the word truth.

    • @LeeStJohn-ym4df
      @LeeStJohn-ym4df 2 роки тому +8

      Well it can hard to pronounce something that you never had any experience with.

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 2 роки тому

      Nothing funny going on with Hunter guess we cant talk about that sad

    • @j.christie2594
      @j.christie2594 2 роки тому +10

      Fidelity, Honesty, Integrity other words tRump has issue's with.

    • @trumptalk3249
      @trumptalk3249 2 роки тому +1

      Truth is a strange thing isn't it

    • @markkasprzyk3287
      @markkasprzyk3287 2 роки тому

      Really? How about Biden?

  • @fetlock
    @fetlock 2 роки тому +1

    ❤ Bernie and Seth's hilarious impression.

  • @tanadarko6991
    @tanadarko6991 2 роки тому +1

    So hilarious...the Darth Vader/Trump impression had me dying - excellent show I laughed through the whole thing.

  • @jimcvca
    @jimcvca 2 роки тому +78

    CORRECTION: Bernie would tell the contestants the right QUESTIONS on Jeopardy, not the right ANSWERS.

    • @Meggs23
      @Meggs23 2 роки тому +3

      Good catch fellow Jackal 🐾

    • @LeeStJohn-ym4df
      @LeeStJohn-ym4df 2 роки тому +4

      Bernie! We love Bernie don't we folks?

  • @TonyStark-xr2om
    @TonyStark-xr2om 2 роки тому +38

    Is it really a surprise Trump can't even say "truth" y'all? 😂

    • @trumptalk3249
      @trumptalk3249 2 роки тому

      :D

    • @flowerpower3082
      @flowerpower3082 2 роки тому

      So true!! The word gets stuck in his throat!!!

    • @gms888
      @gms888 2 роки тому

      He also has never been social. So no surprise he couldn't say either. He likely can't spell either.

  • @63JoshuaB
    @63JoshuaB 2 роки тому +1

    OMG Seth! You are getting better and better! So funny, LOVE you!

  • @MoodyZoe
    @MoodyZoe 2 роки тому

    We are going through very hard times. It’s good to have you in our corner. 🙂

  • @yabutmaybenot.6433
    @yabutmaybenot.6433 2 роки тому +144

    One of the best A Closer looks I have watched in quite awhile.

    • @ELI-73
      @ELI-73 2 роки тому +1

      A powerful one

    • @J5L5M6
      @J5L5M6 2 роки тому

      @@ELI-73 😂

  • @AlMiGa
    @AlMiGa 2 роки тому +42

    Correction: The death star was really the emperor's space station and managed by Grand Moff Tarkin not Darth Vader. Also, their objective was galactic domination not the entire universe.

    • @kevanmcentee2174
      @kevanmcentee2174 2 роки тому +4

      Indeed. The "ultimate power in the universe" line came from Motti

    • @SatansSimgma
      @SatansSimgma 2 роки тому +5

      Vader was only there to make sure things were on time.

    • @apj341
      @apj341 2 роки тому +2

      Jackal University, where dummies get schooled every day, or your money back ™️©️

    • @ChubbyUnicorn
      @ChubbyUnicorn 2 роки тому +4

      Jackal!!! 😊

    • @jamesgerber4658
      @jamesgerber4658 2 роки тому +3

      Correction to your correction: Seth did not say Darth Vader managed the Death Star but was "unveiling it". Seeing as how Darth Vader was the first to meet and subsequently escorted the Emperor on his first visit to the Death Star, it's fair to say that Vader was the only one who "unveiled" the Death Star to its sole audience, the Emperor.

  • @davidlee1603
    @davidlee1603 2 роки тому +1

    Your writers Rock!
    That's for you'all.

  • @lamadamadingdong1926
    @lamadamadingdong1926 2 роки тому +1

    I love you, Seth. And that's my power!

  • @kieranshirkey306
    @kieranshirkey306 2 роки тому +990

    I can't stop laughing about the fact that Trumps relationship with the truth is so distant he can't even pronounce it when he sees it on a teleprompter 😂😂

    • @drunkengamer1977
      @drunkengamer1977 2 роки тому +1

      Surprised he doesn't spontaneously combust.

    • @louiseasmith1336
      @louiseasmith1336 2 роки тому +39

      It sounded like he was going to say "Trump Social".

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 2 роки тому +40

      @@louiseasmith1336 or Tripe Satchel

    • @cellman6719
      @cellman6719 2 роки тому +58

      Truth? Trump can't handle the truth!

    • @Stevenisbelieven
      @Stevenisbelieven 2 роки тому +42

      "..Troth, truath, truth? Gary, what is this word on the teleprompter? I've never heard of it before! ...oh, my social media site, I didn't know it was working yet/still."

  • @JCSolis_Lit
    @JCSolis_Lit 2 роки тому +221

    Trump would return to Twitter in less than a heartbeat if he could. He must have been devastated when he was banned and cried in his sleep at being unable to vent his mind flayed thoughts.
    With everything that's happened, can you imagine all the crap he'll start and say if he's let back on? 😱

    • @tuyenle8107
      @tuyenle8107 2 роки тому +1

      Trump 4ever 😂🤣

    • @16driver16
      @16driver16 2 роки тому

      He's gonna extort Musk first

    • @generalyellor8188
      @generalyellor8188 2 роки тому +26

      @@tuyenle8107 4ever in Florida, sure.

    • @petrol11
      @petrol11 2 роки тому +20

      It will be ranting in all caps for like 3 weeks straight

    • @16driver16
      @16driver16 2 роки тому +15

      @@petrol11 random Caps, nad mispellings

  • @ptjogara
    @ptjogara 2 роки тому +1

    Re: Michael Caine impression - You asked if you could, but you never stopped to think if you SHOULD!!!

  • @realhakimrasheed
    @realhakimrasheed 2 роки тому +1

    Seth Meyers' Bernie Sanders impression was spot on!

  • @BaronVonQuiply
    @BaronVonQuiply 2 роки тому +19

    Fun fact, if you say "Michael Caine" in Michael Caine's accent, you get "my cocaine".

    • @jb888888888
      @jb888888888 2 роки тому +3

      Not a lot of people know that.

  • @CatSpann
    @CatSpann 2 роки тому +181

    One thing you can always count on with Trumplethinskin is that when he says he definitely isn’t going to do something….he will definitely do that thing. I give it a week, tops 🙄😂

    • @angelachow3190
      @angelachow3190 2 роки тому +9

      I give a day , too 😏

    • @pietrojenkins6901
      @pietrojenkins6901 2 роки тому +7

      I wonder what will be the excuse/rational?

    • @TXpatriate
      @TXpatriate 2 роки тому +2

      damn right. you're spot on the money with tfgot

    • @TXpatriate
      @TXpatriate 2 роки тому +2

      @@pietrojenkins6901 pr'ly start back at it w/o a word(!) 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 2 роки тому +14

      @@pietrojenkins6901 probably "Elon begged me to save his failing social media platform, he was even crying just like all those big strong construction workers that call me sir."

  • @markjanzen5527
    @markjanzen5527 2 роки тому +1

    Wow what a great closer look. Seth was on fire.

  • @jamesmf968
    @jamesmf968 2 роки тому +1

    Seth’s Bernie impression is really improving. Those weekends at impression camp are really paying off!

  • @nicolepsy
    @nicolepsy 2 роки тому +11

    Props to the graphics department for the Caine poster!
    And of course to you Seth, for the impression😉

    • @Meggs23
      @Meggs23 2 роки тому +1

      YES! Well done graphics folks trapped in the basement. 🐾

  • @oncoucharrest5910
    @oncoucharrest5910 2 роки тому +59

    trump would return to Twitter like a flash if he was allowed back, he couldn’t resist having an audience to moan and whine to. Sad.

  • @enternamehere5498
    @enternamehere5498 2 роки тому +1

    I've been watching this segment for SO long now.
    And this might be the funniest one he's done yet. The fact that Seth actually started laughing at his own joke killed me.

  • @weekendinteriors8971
    @weekendinteriors8971 2 роки тому +1

    I haven't audibly laughed that many times at a single video in quite some time. Kudos to the entire Seth Meyers team.

  • @stefanhoimes
    @stefanhoimes 2 роки тому +38

    "Equilibrium" is an awesome movie to watch while on shrooms.
    But more importantly, I'm glad that Seth finally called these powerful rich men "oligarchs". They need to be called out for it in order to simplify the problem that they are to a precise label for their behavior so more people can be unified... and "oligarch" is fitting and completely accurate. It's also a term that can be boiled down to meaning an oppressor by means of unlimited wealth and more people could easily understand that without getting into more scary details immediately. Americans like things simple like that. And it invokes this pretty negative feeling that more people should be having towards capitalist oppression.

  • @RubyDoobieScoo
    @RubyDoobieScoo 2 роки тому +32

    Correction: When Twitter started the big complaint wasn't people posting photos of their food, it was several years after Twitter was launched that you could tweet with photos.

    • @joostdriesens3984
      @joostdriesens3984 2 роки тому +2

      Good catch! I don't use twitter, but I was wondering that. It seemed weird: photos on early twitter.

    • @shannond7437
      @shannond7437 2 роки тому +2

      Correction #2 Trump said Troth, Truth sensial not truth central 😹

  • @stews9
    @stews9 2 роки тому +1

    Haven't used social media in several years now and don't miss it in any way.

  • @molliewatts6445
    @molliewatts6445 2 роки тому

    That was an excellent impression of Bernie Sanders doing Christopher Walken hosting jeopardy. Such layers! :-)