@@dustyhaze3736 >> Plaque forms because you eat corpses.. are used to eat corpses, and I head plaque all the time. Every 6 months, dentist, plaque forms eating corpses. But now I’m vegan ✅❤️😬🦷💪, no plaque, anywhere !!! Are used to have plaque, three times a day 🍖, but now I’m vegan, once a day I brush my teeth, no plaque !!! 6 years vegan. Gorillas don’t brush their teeth, and they never have plaque, because they eat plants and fruit and nuts et cetera. No other animal does this but humans. No fibre if you eat corpses. Fibre is the key, your bacteria is different because you eat corpses. Scientific fact. Try it for a month or so. Vegan oats and berries, and vegan tacos or burritos, and vegan curry... on UA-cam it’s easy. ua-cam.com/video/8aOltHp47kg/v-deo.html . TMAO 😵🍖🥚... Clogged arteries 🔴🥚🍖... Re-opened ✅⭕️🌾.... Actual photos !!!. Lion eats meat, and they’re fine 🦁⭕️🍖. We’re not a lion. We’ve got flat teeth 🦷😬... Otzi the Iceman, 5,300 years old, ibex meat, 😫🏹 🔴🐐”very advanced heart disease.” Inuit’s 500 years old, 43.5 average, heart attack 😵🍖🔴.... LDL Cholesterol, 47 ✅, 156 meat eater, 😵🦠🍖🧀🍳.... ua-cam.com/video/BGoZst5o9-0/v-deo.html . ua-cam.com/video/MZp4lbqV28A/v-deo.html Actual pictures ! Rotting flesh, sit inside your stomach, for 5 days 🧟♂️🦠💩🐷.... Actual video ! 🤮. Inside your guts, rotting meat. Meat has NO fibre, 0% !! Deodorant mask your symptoms, but you still smell like a corpse !! Scientific fact !! 5 minutes !! Please watch this ! It’s incredible !!! Vegans poo, next day !!! 100% fibre ✅. That is scientifically a fact !!! And clean ✅💩. Meat eaters poop 🍖💩😷🤮 stinks like a corpse !!! With got flat teeth 🦷. Little flat teeth 😬. Long stomachs. Like monkeys and bonobos and Orangutang and gorillas ✅❤️🦷😬🐒🐵🦍. Herbivores. Scientific fact. Choose to be ‘omnivores’. You get cancer and heart attack and high blood pressure and a stroke.... 51% death rate. Vegans have 4% cancer, and that’s it. No heart attacks no high blood pressure, 4% cancer and that’s it. Scientifically a fact. Science rules, please watch this it’s important for you, and the world !!! Only the Earth you know ✅🌎. COVID-19 is meat and fish and chicken.... et cetera Spanish flu, 1918s, 100 Million died, from pigs. Coronavirus, From Bats, et cetera. Bird Flu, From Chickens. Swine Flu From Pigs. Mad Cows Disease, From Cows. SARS, From Bats. 👆Hint hint 💩🦠🦇🐒🐮🐔🐣🐟.... 💩🦠🍖😵!!!!! 🐒🐵🦍✅❤️😬🦷💪 1% cancer !!! 99% the same as us !!! 1% cancer in the wild. Scientific fact !! ...
@@theberserker6728 the blob fish only looks slimy and sad on land. In its natural habitat it actually looks quite normal cuz of all the pressure holding its body together. Imagine how a human would look like if he/she were compressed by deep sea water pressures.
Stop interacting with this rare fishes when they star trusting humans too much that is when they become preys. This fish is a delicatessen to the Chinese they eating it into extinction.
Imagine just going for a leisurely stroll down the street when out of nowhere a bunch of fish half your size just start staring at you and following you everywhere you go.
@V Syrjänen During the 1812 Russian Campaign, Emperor Napoleon Bonaparte and his army had to retreat from Moscow due to shortage of supplies and the unforgiving Russian winter.
I will never forget that moment when one of these big boys emerged from deep waters and passed me when i was snorkeling in Egypt, god that scared the shit out of me xD
Divers: "whoa this is a breakthrough, one of the biggest fish I have ever seen!" The fish: *out here looking like he is twice divorcedand about to marry again, but is considering moving outta town*
It’s a Humphead Wrasse, Amazing fish, you can see some fishing line hanging out the corner of its mouth, almost nothing can stop these fish, they are too powerful.
Fish is looking at these guys like he's about to get mugged.
Had the cameras not been there, he probably would have been.
XDDD Hahaha!
That's what I was thinking man.
Lmfao it looked so paranoid I just died eyeballs shooting everywhere
that fish just don't look right
What can you buy with fish money
He swims like he going through the wrong neighborhood at night
He ain’t wrong
xD
How would you feel if there were multiple black men just staring at you
Hahahaha
Fish don’t have neigborhoods though?
Napoleon fish: "These are some ugly looking fish"
"I think I'm going to be sick"
your pfp is me right now
“Maybe we are in one of those toxic waste dumps”
😂😂
Hahahhahahahahha thanks for making my day hahahhahaha
Fun Fact :
The fish was swimming slowly in order not to disturb the humans in their aquatic habitat
How did this not get like 30k likes?
Fr?
@@tyngchinchillachang838 cuz he've just comment for 2 days
What peaceful wonderful creatures
@@dustyhaze3736 >> Plaque forms because you eat corpses.. are used to eat corpses, and I head plaque all the time. Every 6 months, dentist, plaque forms eating corpses. But now I’m vegan ✅❤️😬🦷💪, no plaque, anywhere !!! Are used to have plaque, three times a day 🍖, but now I’m vegan, once a day I brush my teeth, no plaque !!! 6 years vegan. Gorillas don’t brush their teeth, and they never have plaque, because they eat plants and fruit and nuts et cetera. No other animal does this but humans. No fibre if you eat corpses. Fibre is the key, your bacteria is different because you eat corpses. Scientific fact. Try it for a month or so. Vegan oats and berries, and vegan tacos or burritos, and vegan curry... on UA-cam it’s easy.
ua-cam.com/video/8aOltHp47kg/v-deo.html . TMAO 😵🍖🥚... Clogged arteries 🔴🥚🍖... Re-opened ✅⭕️🌾.... Actual photos !!!.
Lion eats meat, and they’re fine 🦁⭕️🍖. We’re not a lion. We’ve got flat teeth 🦷😬... Otzi the Iceman, 5,300 years old, ibex meat, 😫🏹 🔴🐐”very advanced heart disease.” Inuit’s 500 years old, 43.5 average, heart attack 😵🍖🔴.... LDL Cholesterol, 47 ✅, 156 meat eater, 😵🦠🍖🧀🍳....
ua-cam.com/video/BGoZst5o9-0/v-deo.html .
ua-cam.com/video/MZp4lbqV28A/v-deo.html Actual pictures ! Rotting flesh, sit inside your stomach, for 5 days 🧟♂️🦠💩🐷.... Actual video ! 🤮. Inside your guts, rotting meat. Meat has NO fibre, 0% !! Deodorant mask your symptoms, but you still smell like a corpse !! Scientific fact !! 5 minutes !! Please watch this ! It’s incredible !!! Vegans poo, next day !!! 100% fibre ✅.
That is scientifically a fact !!!
And clean ✅💩. Meat eaters poop 🍖💩😷🤮 stinks like a corpse !!! With got flat teeth 🦷. Little flat teeth 😬. Long stomachs. Like monkeys and bonobos and Orangutang and gorillas ✅❤️🦷😬🐒🐵🦍. Herbivores. Scientific fact.
Choose to be ‘omnivores’. You get cancer and heart attack and high blood pressure and a stroke.... 51% death rate. Vegans have 4% cancer, and that’s it. No heart attacks no high blood pressure, 4% cancer and that’s it. Scientifically a fact.
Science rules, please watch this it’s important for you, and the world !!! Only the Earth you know ✅🌎.
COVID-19 is meat and fish and chicken.... et cetera
Spanish flu, 1918s, 100 Million died, from pigs.
Coronavirus, From Bats, et cetera.
Bird Flu, From Chickens.
Swine Flu From Pigs.
Mad Cows Disease, From Cows.
SARS, From Bats.
👆Hint hint 💩🦠🦇🐒🐮🐔🐣🐟.... 💩🦠🍖😵!!!!!
🐒🐵🦍✅❤️😬🦷💪 1% cancer !!! 99% the same as us !!! 1% cancer in the wild. Scientific fact !!
...
*This fish literally said:* 🗿
Just made me think of Get Smart, the Easter island guy.
What does it means ?
I am fish!
Dapa??
🎭
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bomb
But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down
@@abhisekmishra2194 the whole crowd go so loud
@@MaxTerm000 times up over BLAOW
@@alanscott1012 snap back to reality, ops there goes gravity
0:15 fish's eyes: ⬅️➡️↘️↗️↙️⬆️⬇️
😂😂 i also notice
wtf that's where the eyes at wow
Lmao
@@RandomGuy-qc8ml i thought i was the only one lol
@@RandomGuy-qc8ml lol me too
I thought its eye were little above
Humans: "Look, a Napoleon Fish!!"
Fish: " Wow! So these are humans."
The fish really went like: 😳👀
He said also: humans are so little!
I read that with Patrick’s voice lol
UA-cam comments are getting so corny
@@awill5895 these copy and paste comment templates are so original ikr
I was about to comment "The thumbnail makes the fish look alot bigger" but wow
I think it's big but I also think the camera makes it look bigger.
I think the size of the fish makes it bigger
It is big
@The Horizon ouuuu minecraft guy that I'm subscribed to :o
It’s THICC
I know its harmless and all, but a fish that big is terrifying to me.
Yeah, somehow this fish terrifies me more than shark
Megalophobia
Is this shit vegetarian? I mean it looks like it was stolen of some kids aquarium and buffed by god himself
@@paiswag he's talking about the fish 🤦♂️
Wait till you see an Ocean Sunfish.
When you get into class late and everyone is watching you walk to your seat.
me asf
😂😂🤣
Ha class? Imagine assembly
That's me 😜🤣
lmao
The fish be like:
"Dont be suspicious , Don't be suspicious...Dontbesuspicious Dontbesuspicious~"
"Napoleon fish"
He's taller than I expected.
Haha nice
Fufufufu
This is where the fun begins
@@thejohnson2328 *confused coughing*
Napoleon wasn’t short
Looking at his eyes you'd think this fish was walking through the Bronx at night time lol
Me walking through Cleveland at night 🤭
most stupid person alive date him ↖️
This guy is a dumbass ↖️
Harlem
Dont know what This guy said! ↖️
Humans: look a Napoleon fish
Fish: who tf is Napoleon.
JAJSJAHAJSH
I can't stop laughing😂
This fish got social awkwardness
😭😭😭😭
Lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
HAHAHAH
This fish looks like he came back from Finding Nemo shooting.
yeah,coz it looks tired 🤣
@@kevinjonesabarquez9527 and he looks scared to get caught
@@swnkyxoxo who? the human? 🤣✌️
@@kevinjonesabarquez9527 bruh the fish
@@swnkyxoxo haha i know...
I’ve always wondered if fish knew where they were going or if they just aimlessly wander for food
Some of the fishes is just going around and some of them have path like they need to check on there eggs, And also there home Called coral. :)
Some fish are highly intelligent on the level of a cat or dog, some are about as smart as an insect
@@murrayshekelberg9754yes exact
This is the most depressed fish I have ever seen.
Nah,Blob fish exists
@@theberserker6728 lmaoo
My man, fish, never left his room since you dropped this comment.
It embodies my spirit animal
@@theberserker6728 the blob fish only looks slimy and sad on land. In its natural habitat it actually looks quite normal cuz of all the pressure holding its body together. Imagine how a human would look like if he/she were compressed by deep sea water pressures.
animal exist*
Chinese traditional medicine maker: so you've chosen death.
Damn, weird hearing this from the president itself.
Stop interacting with this rare fishes when they star trusting humans too much that is when they become preys.
This fish is a delicatessen to the Chinese they eating it into extinction.
@Vladimir Putin haha Mexican standoff we got here.
Yo listen to Putin. He's shitting straight facts. 🔥
Between the 2 Putin's I think Putin is going to win
a beautiful fish passing among the most dangerous predators in the world !!
Napoleon Fish: “dafuq they lookin’ at?”
ua-cam.com/video/bLgRLxQCvsU/v-deo.html ..
Humans: " looks, a Napoleon Fish.
Napoleon fish: "Wtf, what kind of jellyfish is this.
Lmao
Lol, this comment doesn't have enough likes
@@eyegameplays6732 we are tryn
Napoleon fish : why the fck you calling me napoleon?
When you walk in the pub and everyone stops and stares at you.
Imagine just going for a leisurely stroll down the street when out of nowhere a bunch of fish half your size just start staring at you and following you everywhere you go.
That's terrifying, thanks
@@BigAssGopnik you’re very welcome
I'm gonna have nightmares. Thanks!
Everybody gangsta until the fish starts talking about invading Russia in the Summer...
Hahah
😂😂😂😂summer wars in a nutshell😂😂
@V Syrjänen
During the 1812 Russian Campaign, Emperor Napoleon Bonaparte and his army had to retreat from Moscow due to shortage of supplies and the unforgiving Russian winter.
@@sauceyeti4381 i think nazi experienced this too
@@bobyhanjoko2627
No one can beat the Russian winter...
When you walk past someone you've met before but don't know well enough to say hello to.
ua-cam.com/video/w86rotpPU1Q/v-deo.html .,.,
Fish is like: “where did these swimming apes come from?”
ua-cam.com/video/sMG1nlQi5bg/v-deo.html ,
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Fun fact: this fish is actually bigger than Napoleon
Lol
Oof
It’s bigger than some human bones? Well fun clever person
In fact, Napoleon was actually tall for his time, the English invented the myth of the "little man" to ridicule him.
Napoleon was literally 1inch taller than the average man during his time. The average man was 5’6 and Napoleon was 5’7.
He looks so nervousss.. his eyes shifted every so often but like he reminds me of that cute chubby meme boy who's holding a plastic glass.
God damn
Just what i imagined 😄
Just the size of the fish alone will make u think what's out there bigger then that
WorldStar hiphop trust me that's why I going in no sea
Blue whales and the megaladon in the Mariana trench
Cetaceans. Sharks. Probs abyssal creatures we haven't even seen yet.
You dont have to think that hard we've all seen great whites and tiger sharks
A Goliath grouper is a good way to start
Napoleon Fish: "need to go home fast and search my self on youtube".
😂
😂
Napoleon fish: *moving its eyes around*
Also Napoleon fish: *gets conscious of being stared at* Avoid eye contact, avoid eye contact
Humans: "Look! Is that a Napeleon fish?"
Fish: "Who the fvck is Napeleon fish?"
Yes. Cause people can talk underwater
This is the one that always eats my fish when I'm playing FEEDING FRENZY. LOL
Lmao that game was kinda gold.
haha..that game was fun
I miss that game.
Ah yes, I still remember that game
That moment when I thought I can eat the mermaid when I become big enough
Humans: You got on the wrong side of the ocean boi
Le Fish: 🧿👄🧿
This got me 😂
“Napoleon Fish”
Bet it hates cold climates
Bet it also hates Britain
Hitler fish
We sea what you did there
It a-piers we have a have problem with jokes here
Oh ffs 🤣
He felt uncomfortable with those 3 like he stopped and analyzed the area and then leaves quietly 🗿
Nepoleon: I reject my humanity England
*Turns to fish*
*animal crossing fandom heavily breathing*
lol
lol
I caught 1 a few weeks ago
Lol
what a beautiful, handsome boy.
Pretty much a butter face
Hahahaha I thought you're going to appreciate the fish hahaha
Fillet and cut equally then Fried with butter for 250 degrees he will be a tasty boy!
@@chedelcastromahinay764 you would eat this majestic beast 🤔
@@eltorito3842 if certain circumstances make sense, then yes. But since its an endangered fish to us then no.
The fish is like “alright stay cool so they won’t notice you”
them: oh look! a napoleon fish!
the fish: 👁👄👁
Isn't he fantastic! Lucky people to be able to see him in his natural home!
Ye. I did. They are lovely. I had no fear at all. Was drifting above him.
"These are some weird seals"
Friend: There's plenty of fish in the sea.
Fish in the sea:
"Okay easy does it. No sudden movements now. Just swim away casually and they might not notice you"
I will never forget that moment when one of these big boys emerged from deep waters and passed me when i was snorkeling in Egypt, god that scared the shit out of me xD
That's fucking badass
Lol..I can imagine
You never snorkeled in Egypt.... stop it
@@thegreatestmantoevrwlkthep9986 Sand snorkeling is hot now in Egypt.
@@SundayBeastz lol
If I were Antman, this is what a goldfish would look like.
More like flowerhorn/Louhan fish but with a small lump on the head
So, you mean antman is colourblind?
This Fish in Real Life: 🐟...(slowly)
This Fish in Feeding Frenzy 2:
↖️⤴️↗️
⬅️ 🐟⚡➡️
↙️⤵️↘️
Fish: " what yal doing down here 🤔 what yal want 🤔?" LOL. 😆😆😆😆
This fish has the, “Going through an urban convenience store” look.
Divers: "whoa this is a breakthrough, one of the biggest fish I have ever seen!"
The fish: *out here looking like he is twice divorcedand about to marry again, but is considering moving outta town*
Ross
Fish literally smoked blunt, got baked. Saw humans and was like “ iM To0 hIgh for this”
Fish : 🗿What?!
Pasti cita citanya ingin dikocok selamanya sampai muncrat muncrat
What a magestic gentle beautiful fish🐟
The sea🌊 always surprises us👍
"nice suits gentlemen." - walkaway unimpressed.
Fish acting chill as he cautiously passes thru Compton.
Why you are so sad?
Napoleon fish: I’m back from Russia
Fish was like: “ ummm chile, anywayZ, so
Plot twist: this is incarnation of Napoleon Bonaparte who inspecting his troops.
Fish was like....
"ayy man you got some of that white powder witchu?"
Napoleon fish crapping while human divers recording it. “Here, watch me in my waterloo, you creepy bastards!”
Ok this fish looks like my grandma when she's feeling sleepy
Fish: Damn these humans! They will just come everywhere.
UA-cam really put this in my recommended 8 years later for no reason.
I think it's trying to offset all the sharks & idiots in kayaks videos ;-)
That would TERRIFY ME seeing that staring at me in person - I just imagine it going barracuda style attacking
I feel this is what I looked like walking down the crowded hallway in highschool
If that fish could talk, he would say bruh
Looks like one of my drawings when I was 5.🤣😂
That fish's expression is sassy af...and I'm here for it
Amazing and Beautiful . First time i have ever seen this fish . I Subscribed
Fish:I'mma gonna tell my mom that I am fu**ing famous
the fish was like : "just keep swimming, just keep swimming, swimming" 🤣
This is such a cool fish
Animal crossing makes me look up such amazing fish
When you look up the true sizes of fish from Animal Crossing...🤯🤣
That fish is the definition of "umm ok?"
0:01 "oh, look at that tiny little fish... Oh wait"
meanwhile on fishtube : encountering three friendly humans, then this happens
my brain: pet it pet it pet it
Hahahha but i wouldnt do that. Fish Bitch slap Hard as hell. A fish that size would turn you into a fish. Only you swim upside down.
And youre dead
Fish is like wtf ...no one is gonna blve me when i tell them what i saw on the way home today 😂
In the wise words of Qui Gon Jin, there's always a bigger fish
"awkward underwater encounter"
First time seen , fish rolling it's eye around!
That fish literally said: Do whatever you want that not my bussiness
the divers look like they're expecting the fish to apologize
Imagine if some new form of fish comes out of the water with his friends and they start recording us.
I remember seeing a couple of them when I was diving in Dahab, Egypt
They’re massive I love their eyes
Of all these commentators, you are probably the only one that witnessed this fish in person.
i can confirm ,i was the ocean
I think it was curious til it got closer and was like “ wait what tf are you guys supposed to be”
he be lookin like the kid in yellow shirt holding a cup from
“say oooh”
lmao
It’s a Humphead Wrasse, Amazing fish, you can see some fishing line hanging out the corner of its mouth, almost nothing can stop these fish, they are too powerful.
How old do u think this one is🤔
Looks like Napoleon has been hitting the gym lately.
The underwater sound is so relaxing
me walking along in the hallway of groceries will a few people there
My parents met one of these, they said the fish was incredibly friendly, like a big puppy
There's so many giants in the ocean. It's hard to tell how big they are until a person is next to them.
Fun fact: if you get close enough to one of them, you can hear it say “Vote for Pedro”.
the fish looking like its passing through a group of teenagers in the hallways
No one:
UA-cam:
Recommends 8 years later
youtube be like: let's recommend this after 8 years
you be like: let's reuse the same unfunny comment for worthless youtube likes
@@overfoxedgod be like: let me create some useless stuff (then create u)