[Party preparing a trap] Wizard: "I didn't prepare Grease today." Rogue: "I got this one." [Rogue proceeds to pour gallons of mayonnaise onto the dungeon floor]
I played in a campaign where my friend was a collector of magic items that was his whole character basically. We were early on in the campaign and he found a home brew magic item that was "lightly cursed" it was called the wand of eye gouging. You picked it up and had to make a decent wisdom saving throw or immediately jab yourself in the eye with it. Didn't do a ton of damage or anything but you could lose an eye. Well once we had both sufficiently messed up and jabbed ourselves he decided to use it on enemies. Pulling it out and loudly announcing he was gonna use his "Wand of Fireball and that its super powerful and expensive" only to cast too hard and accidentally throw it towards that enemy or "drop" it. So many of them fell for it.
a while back in my game the players entered a talent show in a little gnome village. The sorcerer's "act" was literally pulling out a random bean from the bag and planting it. It caused a fountain of beer to spring forth from the ground. The entire village got absolutely wasted and he won the talent show. He got lucky I guess- I was hoping for a treant.
Not sure if chocolate tree (leaves and acorns made of chocolate that won’t melt until picked, acorns are plantable and will grow another 10% of the time)is still a result, but that would have won the contest too probably.
@@thestoopidiot870 check out Dragon Magazine #179 101 surprises in a Bag of Beans! www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=annarchive.com/files/Drmg171.pdf&ved=2ahUKEwjfuLTMoaTxAhXQHc0KHZXMDfsQFjAAegQIBRAC&usg=AOvVaw16RqWKrC0L0OYOfQuZMrI7 Or customize your own table based on tier of play
My player got a treant from the beans. It tuned out to be a Nice treant that stayed on their's castle garden for the rest of the campaign and became a friend tô share and get knowledge from.
The alchemy jug actually had an impact on a campaign I ran. We were playing "Tomb of Annihilation" and my players had great difficulty scavenging for food, and thus sustained themselves on mayonnaise for repeated bouts of week long expeditions into the jungles of Chult.
Early in my marriage we went through 4 fire extinguishers. When your 5 year old has seen enough kitchen fires that the words “daddy, mommy needs you in the kitchen again” are spoken nonchalantly and empty of any hysteria or anxiety you know that cooking oil can be set on fire. 😂
For a second, I was slightly worried this was going to be the same as the "uncommon magic items for creative players," but then I remembered you guys are awesome and never disappoint. I can always come to your channel for fair, respectful, and in-depth discussion on this wonderful hobby.
We found a couple interesting uses for our alchemy jug, both of which involved booze - when we were short on trade goods for the bollywogs who were guiding us to the black dragon's lair, we used it to create beer to bribe them with. After we slew the dragon, we were trying to preserve as much of it as possible - I literally ended up with 350 pounds of "black dragon bones, scales, and horns" in my bag of holding. One of us wanted an eye, but we knew it would rot away. So, we split open a water skin (the mouth was too narrow to fit an eye), put the eye inside, used the Mending cantrip to put the skin back together, then filled it with alcohol from the alchemy jug. Instant pickled dragon eye!
I did a one shot for a mercenary guild and I gave the rogue assassin a rust colored bag of tricks. All the party members had a secret ulterior motive, and the assassin was trying to secretly off the target of the rescue mission. First when they were trying to infiltrate the courtesan house to talk to the top courtesan who might have a clue, he threw a fuzzy ball into the room through the window, which turned into an owl, and the rest of the party barged in claiming to be the owl exterminators. Then later when the target was alone on a rowboat trying to escape and the assassin was trying to kill him in "an accident", he threw another fuzzy ball onto the target's boat. It was a regular old goat. Due to the high stealth, the target didn't notice the assassin, and just thought a goat fell from the mountain onto his boat and was shocked when it proceeded to ram him nearly to death before the assassination attempt was foiled XD.
I was in a Tomb of Horrors campaign where the alchemy jug was used. They used it to produce mayonnaise to make the permanently invisible beholder visible for 2 rounds. It was to this day the most creative use for that magic item.
I made a homebrew weapon based off the magical pigments: the Paintbrush Glaive. It was for a paladin of the goddess of art. She could use a bonus action to elongate it from a normal paintbrush into the size of a glaive and had the stats of one. It had 10 charges that could be expended to create things following the guidelines of the pigments (we worked together to figure stuff out). Some stuff that she made were a door to knock on when they encountered a half-ogre who got mad that they didn’t ask before coming into his swamp, a bridge to cross a small ravine, a small crate to protect a child NPC during combat, and a door to bypass a puzzle I created (I nerfed this ability as this essentially gave her a free Passwall spell, so it cost 6 charges to only allow her to do it once a day). She loved that glaive
I kinda wonder what would happen if the little child, with those.sad puppydog eyes, asked your paladin to paint him a portrait of his dead parents... Kinda thought of giving this to Batman as a cruel joke "the one thing you want, you cannot have. Hahaha"
Yeah, as an example the Romans used olive oil for basically everything. Cooking, personal hygiene, oil lamps, lubricating things (such as the moving parts on that cart you're riding in...or wrestlers/gladiators), probably conditioning wood, etc, etc. If you want to be a stickler, yeah, it's not going to light as easy as a Molotov Cocktail or an alchemist's fire, but yeah, oils tend to burn pretty well.
I checked it out and while, technically, everything has a flash point so everything burns, some don't work as well. Example is Canola and Grape Seed that have contaminants able to gunk up your wick and strangle the flame. However, Canola oil's flash point is 400°F, which is food cooking heat, so constantly applying that heat will.push it past. Applying a match that burns at 4000° won't warm it up high enough to burn.
@@Maninawig What is the flash point of Corn Oil? What about Bacon Grease? Olive Oil? There is more than one type of cooking oil.... (And pretty sure most will catch if you spill it over the flames of a standard propane stove....) So I guess at the very least the flashpoint/flammability of the cooking oil depends on exactly what kind of cooking oil we are talking about.... (The point still stands, if there wasn't at least one type of cooking oil that could catch fire when splashed over an open flame we wouldn't need cooks to know how to deal with a grease/oil fire....)
@@minnion2871 you can easily google the flash points, but the other thing to consider is purity. Kerosene and perifin are very pure oils, meaning there is 100% fuel. Even olive oil needs to be purified (aka virginified) to remove contaminants. As for bacon grease, I have actually seen it tried and it is pretty bad as a fuel source. Corn oil is also highly impure. However, considering the mainstreaming of 5e, if there is a difference in cooking vs burning oil, then it applies to all oils in those categories.
Mayo also goes rancid pretty quickly in a hot setting. For a morally bankrupt party, a rogue can hide sacks of mayo around a building, then the Prestidigitation Caster comes by a month later and offers to purge the smell for a small fee.
I'm the dm in a ancient greece themed campaign. I'm definitely gonna give them the opportunity to do a Dionysus themed quest with an alchemy jug at the end lol
The Party: Warrior: we did it we have the god’s jug! Cleric: praise the lord of wine! *pours a healthy swig of the contents into their mouth directly, in celebration* ... ... ... ... that was seriously too much mayo. No seriously, wtf?
I guess Wile E. Coyote accidentally ordered the Marvelous Pigments when he bought paints from the Acme corporation. That, or he didn't read the instructions all the way through.
That's a lot of Mayonnaise.. 2 uses I could immediately think of: - It's probably super slipperey, so could be used for a slippery floor trap kind of thing - After a day of being a slippery floor trap, it probably starts smelling disgusting, in case you need something stinky for some reason
The designers - I can't remember exactly who said this, but one of the designers - said that the mayo is there specifically for the players to come up with crazy things to do with it. It's there to generate stories.
@@TheodoreMinick Mayonnaise is probably a rather rare thing in many locales of a DnD setting, so while it may be super cheap in a village where everyone has chickens, you could probably sell jars of it for spending money in many cities, or even low key bribe people with uncommon food. "Can I buy your silence with this jar of Mayonnaise?" Yeah, I wouldn't mind finding an Alchemy Jug. But then again I generally play a gnome, and I generally try for getting to play an artificer, so perhaps it would be better to say that I wouldn't mind making one of these... If nothing else I can just use it to make poison for the rogue.
I was playing a halfing magic sorcerer who was able to get a wand of wonder and just got a bag of magic beans, playing in a game DMed by a guy everyone called Bard for the reasons you would expect. It was part of a club at community college so there were multiple DMs and groups would switch out and it was Bard's first time DMing. I ended up using every bean and almost all charges of the wand of wonder, resulting more combat then expected. By the time we got to the boss who had taken over a rich nobles mansion right before his birthday, my 3ft halfing was shrunk twice to 7.5 inches tall, turned blue, and had a beard made of feathers. Everyone called him Papa Smurf. Then we saw the boss Bard had prepared... A Succubus!!! I knew what I had to do! Papa Smurf walked right up and rolled to Seduce. A Nat 20!!! But Bard was prepared for this and made me roll on a custom made magical STD table! Let's just say the results weren't pretty. Right before we collected our reward Papa Smurf, who had sneezed away his feather beard at that point, went up to the rich Birthday boy and handed him the last Bean. "Happy Birthday sir, plant this and you'll receive one hell of a present" The party nearly pooped their pants as they all needed the reward money and the beans had been bad all but once that day.creating many dangerous creatures. We all held our breath as the plump patron planted the last Bean and Bard rolled on the table, looking at the roll and chuckling to himself. Oh no. "You all watch in anticipation as the ground starts to rumble and shake. From the earth burst forth a ginormous... Geyser of Ale!!!!" We got double the reward and an amazing story, worth every bean!
I'm currently playing in Princes of the Apocalypse and our DM gave a Bag of Beans to our fighter. We were in the air cult tower around 200 feet up and he plants a bean, which spawned a 60 foot pyramid, completely shattering the side of the tower. At least we got a nice little adventure out of it, and some cool treasure. It was just a nice moment to see the look on the DM's face when he had to throw together a dungeon out of nowhere
@@kittyplayz1480 if you ever want your brain to melt, look up the old monetary system for England. I tried to learn it to understand English history better
My group found the jug of alchemy in our first dungeon. It has been super useful. When we have some down time in town I will buy empty vials (1gp) and fill them up with useful items such as acid, poison or even oil and distribute them among the group. We even curried favor with a tribe of lizardfolk who had never heard of mayonnaise. After I used the jug to share it with them my character taught them how to make it for themselves. We had quite a bit of fun when they decided to reward us by making a cake with mayo icing.
I've fallen into this trap before with certain magic items. I like homebrewing things and they don't always go as planned. For example, the final draft of an item I made was an anti-magic shortsword for our party rogue (the one from the Levitating Sand Worm) the original was too broken. The final draft was a +1 weapon which became +2 against enemies with magical defenses which could cast Dispel Magic and Counterspell at base level once per day each. We were nearing the endgame so I was fine with that version. I think the one which opened the most possibilities though was my variation on a Portable Hole. Twice per day it could make a hole in a wall that was 1ft thick or less and be removed from either side. I recognize that the pigments are also capable of this, but by limiting it to just one thing it focused their creativity. They stopped themselves from drowning, blasted someone with pressurized beer from a distillery tank, made multiple escapes, bypassed the levels of certain buildings by placing it on the ceiling, used it to initiate ambushes, to steal things, just lots of nonsense. Nothing that they did broke the game, but I was pleasantly suprised.
My Drow Sorcerer got Nulzar's Marvelous pigments and I used it to fix up a house given to us by the city after a Hydra attack. Seriously one of the most underrated magic items in dnd.
I was in a group doing Tomb of Annihilation whose very first item was the Alchemy Jug. We had so much fun with that. Our wizard got it into her head that the mayo could be used to keep the hides of our dinosaur mounts healthy :) And in situations where safe drinking water is a concern, being able to make your own is invaluable.
First time DMing and have been loving your videos. Their very first magic item was the Alchemy Jug which they found last session. I made a cool rhyming poem inscribed on the item, to figure it out. “Both feel and sound I full, however if cork you pull, nothing will you find, without words of right kind. Once you have uttered five, the others I will Devine, name any of the ten, make again and again.” Very first use in the next session. At night attacked by a random encounter of Stirges. The Druid rolled extremely well on her Speak to Animals spells. Then she convinced the Stirges that she had a wonderful new food that they would love. So the Stirges feasted on mayonnaise that they sucked up.! And we’re so full, they crawled away and couldn’t fly.
You made me think that it would be an awesome bartering gimmick. "Your army looks starved. I will give you a goat for some new clothes..." Goat vanishes when they try to eat it and you now have a pattern to mass produce disguises for your group.
@gim mup depends on the campaign I guess. Drakenheim is a world of magic, yet rare will you find such a group. Also, after studying a bit of medieval espionage for a character I am creating, I learned that searching for a general is the best path to failure. Rather "take a moment to observe the group. If they seem distracted, aloof, or whatnot, then chances are they are young and foolish. Approach them or the drunk, for they lack the judgement to proceed with caution" and "there is more merit in travelling as a grunt than a general, for what you lose in access is more than gained in avoiding attention." Both together: approach a group of guards on the edge, who seem the least alert. Offer them the goat for some clothes, mentioning that "any, even of the lowliest soldier would do" They will convince themselves that the glory of the goat far outweighs the risk of an extra single grunt. And if they do think of killing and taking, you can flatter their ego by saying something like "murder and theift? I had heard your general was fearsome and Noble, not such a fool to hire cowards who would deem a cloth more valuable then the life of a human such as yourselves."
bag of tricks story: our wizard was wrapped by a giant snake, slowly being crushed to death, I knew that if i were to attack the snake with my glaive, there was a very good chance of slicing up our wizard in the process. I climbed up the giant snake, forced its mouth open, pulled a ball out of the bag of tricks, forced my hand as far down its throat as I could, and let go of the ball, summoning a fully formed great elk in the giant snake's throat. Our DM ruled that the elk was killed immediately, disappearing back to its pocket dimension, but the snake dropped the wizard, and its jaw was dislocated, removing its bite attack.
In a similar story, but not related to magic items, my fighter once pulled out a silver piece in combat and shoved it down the throat of a grappled and restrained wererat, and watched the wererat foam at the mouth, choke, and die. Best silver piece ever spent.
Dhesyca I wish! We level up whenever our DM says we do. I like the milestone levelling, means we don’t need to track xp, and he can have an easier time prepping encounters
@@nemohimself2580 Actually, the bones spread apart instead of actually dislocating. Their lower jaw is split down the middle, which allows them to do that. The bones of the jaw are also pretty delicate, so I'd argue that a fully grown elk appearing out of no where stands a good chance of breaking the bones as well as yanking them from their socket
One of my players used nolzurs marvelous pigments to make a ship. Since a ship is definitely is more than 25 gold, I just halved its hit points and ignore the damage threshold (meaning if it takes even a little damage it still applies) It made for a very cool few travel sessions where the players were more worried about the ships ho than their own ^^
Alchemy Jug is great. In the second campaign I was in, I kept having my wizard go souvenir shopping every time they went to a new town. The DM would have him do a Survival check to see how good a store he found each time (on the basis that determining whether is store is good or bad is a survival-type skill) and since he usually did pretty well finding stuff, pretty quickly other party members started asking to tag along. In the party there was a bugbear ranger who always started up a food stand of some sort in every single town. When she went souvenir shopping with my wizard, the DM let her find a modified Alchemy Jug that could make certain amounts of different kinds of fondue each day. Naturally she used it to start a fondue stand, but she rolled too high on Charisma for marketing her fondue, and ran out, so she ran off to buy ingredients to make more fondue from scratch, and left my poor wizard in charge of trying to keep the customers waiting for fondue from leaving. (He'd volunteered to help out because he thought it might be fun.) He did a surprisingly not terrible job, by spouting random trivia at them. In the third campaign I was in, one of the characters (played by the same person as the previous bugbear ranger) was a bit of an alcoholic, and bought a regular Alchemy Jug early on in the campaign so she would have a constant supply of beer. Well, one day she decided she wanted a sandwich more than beer for whatever reason, and made mayonnaise instead. (Party decided to have a picnic before robbing an evil wizard.) Anyway, at the wizard's house we had to fight some minor fire elemental thingies, which shouldn't have been that hard for the party, except that the alcoholic wound up being the only person to fall into the trap, which meant she had to fight all of them pretty much alone aside from our ranger shooting at them with a bow, and my warlock with terrible aim shooting at them with eldritch blast. The alcoholic was starting to run out of HP, and I was debating on having my warlock jump into the trap to get close enough to heal her, when the player suddenly remembered the mayonnaise, and hurled it at the fire elementals. The DM ruled that since the mayonnaise was presumably refrigerated inside the jug, it dealt cold damage which the minor fire elementals were weak to. It didn't kill them out right, but it weakened them enough that she was able to survive the encounter.
Gave bag of beans to my party a few months back, they didn't use it and I didn't think much of it. 2 sessions ago, while they have a very defined path ahead that they've decided to go on, so they whip out the bag and plant a bean. Roll a 100. Now they're taking a detour as home invaders in the home of a family of cloud giants... Such an incredible and insane tangent
Ahh the wand of wonder, for when your wizzard gets tired of getting counterspelled. "How can you counter my spell when even I don't know what I'm casting?"
As my party sleept on the top of a tower the elf (chaotic good) split all of the alchemy jugs oil on the stairs, then used misty step to get around it, they burst out laughing when me and our other friend fell down the tower because of the oiled stairs
i enjoy giving out weird magic items on the fly. one time we were talking about the deck of many things before a session and that’s how i came up with the deck of many rickrolls. it’s a deck of cards that, upon drawing a card, plays never gonna give you up in the head of the person drawing the card for 1d8 of hours. for that time the creature is incapacitated. after drawingit, the card loses any magical property. now i know this sounds quite op and maybe it is but it’s chaotic and fun. they also haven’t broken the game with it yet. today they actually used it to incapacitate a bunch of guards to take over a slave auction and free the slaves. thanks to all the guards being out of it, one pc was able to completely take over the auction to distract the room full of non guard people long enough for the rest of the party to free the slaves. another one i made up today were grandma emma‘s lucky socks. we were rolling on the trinkets table for random stuff that you would find in a market place and one of my players rolled old used socks. because that is boring and the player decided to use identity i made up this story about a woman who had a pair of lucky socks that, when she wore them she would never ever fall. that was all superstition of course but there is now a 50/50 chance that, when wearing the socks and you are supposed to fall prone (with the exception of dropping to 0 hp) that you just won’t fall prone instead. it’s not game breaking and it’s fun. especially since her pc fell prone like once this whole campaign so far. i like making these up for chaos. and it’s super rewarding when a player pulls them out, especially when you have half forgotten that you gave it to them.
In our last game, we had the alchemy jug. We ended up using it to make mayo all the time, since we were running a lot of dungeons, and our barbarian was huge, often too big to easily get through some of the hallways. So we'd "lube him up" with the mayo to remove the movement penalty lmao.
I gave my players a bag of beans, and one time when planting one at the end of LMoP, it sprouted up a pyramid behind Tresendar Manor, paving the way to a fun Mummy Lord adventure where they had to find and defeat the source of corruption that was turning Phandalin into a Mummy-infested desert scape. This became a jumping off point to introducing the Mad Mage of Undermountain who stole the Mummy Lord's heart for nefarious purposes.
I am playing a goblin in our under dark campaign, and I got my hands on an alchemy jug. I use it to eat mayo constantly ( he has become very fat). We’ve used mayo to cover scents, attract monsters, and a few other things.
I love the alchemy jug, my DM let me get one pretty early on, and even sense I've become known as the party acid dealer, because I bought a ton of vials and every night I full a couple of em. Sin e we've been doing a bit of traveling, I usually end up walking into town with 30 to 40 vails of acid to sell. It's awesome.
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I made up a "common" magic item a while back, and I love how creative my players have been with it over the years. It's a collapsible pole. Basically, a foot long wooden rod that can grow to 10' with a simple command. It stops if it meets resistance from a solid surface, and doesn't expand or contract so violently that it can do damage. It's otherwise just a wooden pole.
Amazing video as always! I gave one of my players 7 bags of tricks (of each) and hilarity ensued in the final fight! Also, I flavored that the fluffy balls purred in the bag and while being held lol
I ran a 3.5 game that went all the way to level 20, and even at the very end, they were still using the "Rod of Random" (as they called it) at times when they didn't know what to do with their turn, or when low on resources. It got to the point where I would make my own tables for the Wand of Wonder, just so that they didn't get the same result too many times. It is an indispensable item for any campaign, I think, because it provides some spice.
If the alchemy jug can produce a mild poison, then maybe an alchemist Artificer can work on concentrating it, or a player can age the wine, with enough planification it can make lots of money.
In our game the alchemy jug has been the source of so much comedy. Not even just innuendo about the "mayonnaise" just literally a conversation about starting a sandwich cart as a cover/side hustle as we go through the major cities of the world we are in.
Bag of Beans was one of the greatest items i have given a player. Demolished a large part of a dungeon and a boss monster with a 90s roll and spawned a pyramid in the boss room.
I LOVE the Alchemy Jug!! My Ranger/Rogue had one and he uses the oil function for makeshift fire arrows. He lights a torch & places it upright near his shooting position. He dips the arrow tip in the oil, lights it, then fires away. My DM rules it as an additional 1D4 🔥 damage on a hit! It's great!!
@@Haschlatte42 The official description just says "oil". I suppose a DM could specify what kind. Since I was using it to make fire arrows, it could be a lantern/torch oil & that is most definitely flammable!
i remember a story involving the paints, the party painted this enormous pile of meat, and cast a spell on it, and "meat man" became the party tank for a while.
The tiefling gunslinger in my party once tossed a lion at some local guards as they went to infiltrate a corrupt shogun's manor. The guards were already dealing with insurgents, so, these fewer remaining guys upstairs didn't expect attacks to get up to this level, let alone a lion. But later, the gunslinger sold that item.
I use the bag of tricks to summon animal that I can cast Dragons Breath on for combat (the smaller the better - hand held flamethrower)or as healing potions using Vampiric Touch.
I love homebrewing items that are *initially* random, but with practice become reliable tools. I made a wand with two rotating bands, like a cryptex puzzle, and each band had 3 symbols on it. So the wand would have one of 9 specific effects depending on the selected symbols, but it was up to the characters to figure out the combinations - once the party knows one function, they can reliably use it again or roll to try another one. Another one I'd like to introduce mid-campaign is the "exploding" bomb. It works basically like a flask of alchemist's fire, except on impact it does 3d6 fire damage, but every time you roll a 6 on a damage die, you roll it again and add to the total, potentially in perpetuity.
Just one thing: for many centuries cooking oil was also burning oil... people didn't have gasoline back then. Thing like olive oil or fat was commonly used as fuel for light sources
3:55 Any oil you can cook with can also be used in a lamp or lantern; like all oils it will just require a wick to burn, either way. But as a DM, I'd rule that you could get a similar volume of (for example) olive oil, mineral oil, or lanolin, or a much smaller amount of a refined fuel such as kerosene, naphthalene, or pure alcohol.
Back in 2E, i used a Wand of Wonder to enchant a dagger with powers. I rolled 99, and the 2 effects were Darkness 15' radius, followed by Fireball! It could be used once a day for free, after that it cost a temporary 1 point Con loss for each additional use! It was so handy!
My DM told me to make I could make a magic item which replicated any spell I could cast. Being only 3rd level, I chose to make a magic Coin with the spell Enlarge/Reduce on it. To activate, you toss the coin, catch it, and slap it down on your wrist: the side facing up is the version of the spell you cast and you can then decide what to do with it. It's a fun object, and effective, but provides enough randomness and chaos to suit my character. Not the wand of wonder, but it has a similar feel. Thanks Dungeon Dudes for all your work!
You know, I think it's up to us DMs to throw zany stuff in an adventure just to nurture the players' imaginations. I would put a scenario in an adventure, just a little tiny stop like a random room, "help us! Our samiches are too dry!!! IF ONLY WE HAD MAYO!!!!"
I love how even the bag of tricks knew that it should be a bonus action to command a pet - imagine a PHb Beastmaster getting one, and realizing these randomly-summoned creatures are more easily commanded than their own life-bonded animal companion.
I once rode a bag of tricks summoned giant elk into battle as a wild shaped weasel. I had been sneaking around as a weasel earlier and didn't want to end my wild shape early if I didn't have to. I RP'd a crazy weasel battle cry while holding onto the elk's antlers and everything. It was fantastic.
Hey! All your videos have inspired me here and I've come up with some nice uses for the Intimidation skill, when proficient: both are Intimidation vs Wisdom(target) checks and are at the cost of 1 action: - Goosebumps: if fails wisdom check, target plays next turn in disadvantage. - Provoke: if fails wisdom check, target will attack who's intimidated if not attacked by any other players. We are still considering adding a resistence check for the target to break provocation if attacked by any other player. Maybe with DC= Charism/2, in order to make it clear that only really bad tempered/stubborn chars would keep going after the intimidator after being attacked by another person What do you Dudes think? We still haven't tried any of those, gonna give it a try next table.
As a nod to our first campaign, our second DM gave us a bag of tricks in our first session as a reward for winning our first fight of a new campaign. Our gnome fighter tries it out, pulls out a Brown Bear, which he decides to ride out of the cave on its back and decided there and then he was changing his subclass choice to focus on mounted combat rather than range like he initially intended, all because our DM rolled an 8 on his first draw from the bag
One fun thing about the Marvelous Pigments, you could save even more of it when painting if you're careful how you do it. Instead of painting a full door to get through a wall, just paint a slightly slanted outline to make pulling the section out easier and you'll have used a tiny tiny fraction of what you'd have used painting an actual door
One of my favorite items that I had for a player was a bouncy ball that would always return to you after being around. The Rogue used it as a improvised weapon from time to time as well as a distraction to good effects
I recently listened to one of the “Caverns & Creatures” books by Robert Bevan in which the sorcerer character casts his •mount• spell multiple times for just this purpose... I felt guilty about it afterwards, but I laughed my ass off while I was listening! 😂
I remember the bag of tricks ... the gnome druid at my table got one in my first campaign. He summoned a giant badger to annoy a guard who the dm rolled had a phobia, and the guard scurried up a tree. He also summoned a giant elk then persuaded a different guard to love on it as a distraction. I don't recall that he ever used all three puffs in the same day or that he ever used the animals in combat, but when he did pull out his little bag of tricks, it was always memorable.
Oh geez, this reminds me of an infamous magical item we had. I was the DM, and I had a homebrew version of "Bag of Beans," called "Bag of Many Things". You could take out a bean and make your hair change color. Or pull out the next bean and summon a T-800 Terminator. Or a SPAS-12 Shotgun. Or pretty much anything. It had a table of a few hundred possibilities.(I think it was 300, but I'm not sure.) My players loved the thing to bits, and then they hated it. But it became a legend. Enough so, that it had the honor of being the first ever magic item that characters didn't want. They found a normal-looking bag of beans in the middle of the road, with slighly burned grass next to the road. One Detect Magic later, the party went on (with quite speed, I might say,) and the lone bag of beans was left to it's own devices. Some of the players might have yelled "NOT AGAIN!" and I might have laughed.
For the non combat animals, remember that creatures without weapons can still have a breath weapon so if you get two weasels you could Twin Dragons Breath.
First time reading about the Alchemy jug in The Dungeon Master's Guide, I was like "May-onn-aise?" "Did I read that right?" 🤨 I'm so going to put this in my campaign, I want to see what my players would do with mayonnaise! 🤣
In our campaign we just finished clearing a goblin camp and found the Alchemy Jug, the Bag of Kittens, a Bag of Holding, a cooking pot that makes wonderful meal, a purse that has an endless amount of coins (each day it produces X number of each type of coin as long as a single one of each coin is kept in the purse), a Folding Boat, and my character got a warhammer that has various thunder/lightning attacks, but we have yet to try them out. :D
alchemy jug is brilliant :) one of my favorite items as a start item. you got all the water you can drink even in the dessert :D but with the character i got now, i found out the one of my party members is allergic to honey, now that is one way to get the bard to be quiet when he loses his voice, because of it :D
An alchemy jug can produce 2 gallons of mayo a day. That's roughly 48 thousand calories. Even on an intensive adventure that is enough raw calories to 12+ human's on a heavy 3-4 thousand calorie diet. You'll absolutely hate yourself, but if push came to shove, an entire adventuring party could survive on a single alchemy jug with room to spare practically indefinitely. Perhaps a DM could let it produce other food items like soup. Alternatively, I had a DM let us grease trap a hallway with 2 gallons of mayonnaise. Enemies had to make a dex save, or slip.
I used a bag of tricks when fighting a Griffen once, I pulled out a bull and ordered it to attack. The DM pointed out the Griffen was airborne, but I had a girdle of giant strength, so he let me throw the bull. I rolled a 20, and the result was like a butcher shop scattered all across the countryside. We also had a wand of wonder, and access to the complete collection of D&D magic items guide, which had an additional six tables to roll results on. We would use it only hoping for a silly result. We did kill a treant by dropping a table on it, which we figured was a bit of irony. The one result we never got was polymorphing your opponent into a giant bunny, no matter how many times we chanted, "Bunny!Bunny! Bunny!" every time we used it.
Been trying to think of what I should have my party do next after clearing their current dungeon. I think the Bag of Beans is a perfect answer! Thanks for reminding me!
in our campaign we have a hunter with a panther pet, and the bag of tricks, we went into a winter games thing hosted by the place we were at (ice maze with a puzzle at end). we weren't allowed to bring our weapons in so the ranger used speak with animals on a sabre tooth tiger and convinced it to help her to be freed and then she threw 2 fuzzy balls and had 4 pets and negated her lack of damage without a weapon
I currently have 3 of these items across 2 campaigns. The first group hasn't used their bag of beans yet. The 2nd group has a rogue with a bag of tricks which he has used to get allies for sneak attack dmg. The paints have been used to make replacement wheels on their wagon, make a raft to help cross a large river, and to disguise their wagon. They definitely missed opportunities to make an exit for themselves and some hostages they rescued
My favorite Alchemy Jug experience was in a one shot at a local Denny's restaurant that I went to through Meetup. I was playing a goblin thief. One of the other players came into possession of the Alchemy Jug. My thief stole the Jug and attempted to eat 3 gallons of mayonnaise to hilarious results.
My party uses the alchemy jug for diplomacy, "Let's get a drink and we can talk this out" or our cleric has an amulet that lets you recover health when drinking alcohol.
[Party preparing a trap]
Wizard: "I didn't prepare Grease today."
Rogue: "I got this one."
[Rogue proceeds to pour gallons of mayonnaise onto the dungeon floor]
Funniest shit I've ever read
I played in a campaign where my friend was a collector of magic items that was his whole character basically. We were early on in the campaign and he found a home brew magic item that was "lightly cursed" it was called the wand of eye gouging. You picked it up and had to make a decent wisdom saving throw or immediately jab yourself in the eye with it. Didn't do a ton of damage or anything but you could lose an eye. Well once we had both sufficiently messed up and jabbed ourselves he decided to use it on enemies. Pulling it out and loudly announcing he was gonna use his "Wand of Fireball and that its super powerful and expensive" only to cast too hard and accidentally throw it towards that enemy or "drop" it. So many of them fell for it.
Hahaha good way to trick the enemies
A Wild Magic Sorcerer with the Deck of Many Things, Deck of Illusions, Wand of Wonder, Bag of Tricks and Bag of Beans.... Let's gamble.
Let me go grab my popcorn and a good beer and let's have some fun with that character
Yesssssssssssssssssssss
I am soooo tempted to see this chaos.
*Dm gulps in oh no*
“Are you sure you know what you’re doing?”
“*Cackles* I have no idea!”
a while back in my game the players entered a talent show in a little gnome village. The sorcerer's "act" was literally pulling out a random bean from the bag and planting it. It caused a fountain of beer to spring forth from the ground. The entire village got absolutely wasted and he won the talent show.
He got lucky I guess- I was hoping for a treant.
What can I say? Gnomes know how to have a good time!
Not sure if chocolate tree (leaves and acorns made of chocolate that won’t melt until picked, acorns are plantable and will grow another 10% of the time)is still a result, but that would have won the contest too probably.
@@nvfury13 It no longer exists, but there's the weird potion fruit tree which you could flavour (heh) as magical chocolate.
@@thestoopidiot870 check out Dragon Magazine #179 101 surprises in a Bag of Beans!
www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=annarchive.com/files/Drmg171.pdf&ved=2ahUKEwjfuLTMoaTxAhXQHc0KHZXMDfsQFjAAegQIBRAC&usg=AOvVaw16RqWKrC0L0OYOfQuZMrI7
Or customize your own table based on tier of play
My player got a treant from the beans. It tuned out to be a Nice treant that stayed on their's castle garden for the rest of the campaign and became a friend tô share and get knowledge from.
The alchemy jug actually had an impact on a campaign I ran. We were playing "Tomb of Annihilation" and my players had great difficulty scavenging for food, and thus sustained themselves on mayonnaise for repeated bouts of week long expeditions into the jungles of Chult.
A staff of the woodlands would have also worked .. goodberries.
Also how to feed a steed without footing the bill.
Gosh, I bet they got sick of mayonnaise real fast...
I'd fire bolt my brains out before I survived on mayo. 🤣
#CritRole. I understood that reference.
You could also use prestidigitation to change its flavor
Player using marvelous pigments "I draw a Flying Carpet"
Monty as DM: "Yeah I'm not going to let that....FLY!!"
No you draw a big’ol flash of energy to scare creatures
Imagine you draw a paladins smite to scare the demons away
*DM puts sunglasses on* YEAAAAAAAAAA
"Nah, you draw a carpet..."
"I think it's cooking oil though, not burning oil."
You've never seen me cook, clearly
Cooking oil makes a damn good fire
Early in my marriage we went through 4 fire extinguishers. When your 5 year old has seen enough kitchen fires that the words “daddy, mommy needs you in the kitchen again” are spoken nonchalantly and empty of any hysteria or anxiety you know that cooking oil can be set on fire. 😂
There’s not as much of a practical distinction as you’d think
@Reed Richards Correction- the original was correct, burn it all
I use regular olive oil in a lampada (oil lamp) so yeah it'll burn
For a second, I was slightly worried this was going to be the same as the "uncommon magic items for creative players," but then I remembered you guys are awesome and never disappoint. I can always come to your channel for fair, respectful, and in-depth discussion on this wonderful hobby.
We found a couple interesting uses for our alchemy jug, both of which involved booze - when we were short on trade goods for the bollywogs who were guiding us to the black dragon's lair, we used it to create beer to bribe them with. After we slew the dragon, we were trying to preserve as much of it as possible - I literally ended up with 350 pounds of "black dragon bones, scales, and horns" in my bag of holding. One of us wanted an eye, but we knew it would rot away. So, we split open a water skin (the mouth was too narrow to fit an eye), put the eye inside, used the Mending cantrip to put the skin back together, then filled it with alcohol from the alchemy jug. Instant pickled dragon eye!
I did a one shot for a mercenary guild and I gave the rogue assassin a rust colored bag of tricks. All the party members had a secret ulterior motive, and the assassin was trying to secretly off the target of the rescue mission.
First when they were trying to infiltrate the courtesan house to talk to the top courtesan who might have a clue, he threw a fuzzy ball into the room through the window, which turned into an owl, and the rest of the party barged in claiming to be the owl exterminators.
Then later when the target was alone on a rowboat trying to escape and the assassin was trying to kill him in "an accident", he threw another fuzzy ball onto the target's boat. It was a regular old goat. Due to the high stealth, the target didn't notice the assassin, and just thought a goat fell from the mountain onto his boat and was shocked when it proceeded to ram him nearly to death before the assassination attempt was foiled XD.
SURPRISE GOAT! XD
I was in a Tomb of Horrors campaign where the alchemy jug was used. They used it to produce mayonnaise to make the permanently invisible beholder visible for 2 rounds. It was to this day the most creative use for that magic item.
I made a homebrew weapon based off the magical pigments: the Paintbrush Glaive. It was for a paladin of the goddess of art. She could use a bonus action to elongate it from a normal paintbrush into the size of a glaive and had the stats of one. It had 10 charges that could be expended to create things following the guidelines of the pigments (we worked together to figure stuff out). Some stuff that she made were a door to knock on when they encountered a half-ogre who got mad that they didn’t ask before coming into his swamp, a bridge to cross a small ravine, a small crate to protect a child NPC during combat, and a door to bypass a puzzle I created (I nerfed this ability as this essentially gave her a free Passwall spell, so it cost 6 charges to only allow her to do it once a day). She loved that glaive
I love character-inspired items like this! Players are always so excited to receive them.
I kinda wonder what would happen if the little child, with those.sad puppydog eyes, asked your paladin to paint him a portrait of his dead parents...
Kinda thought of giving this to Batman as a cruel joke "the one thing you want, you cannot have. Hahaha"
The bag of beans is harmless until someone summons a mummy Lord
or tries to dump them out of the bag
My current party has taken to planting beans to mark the deaths of pcs and npcs. currently they are 2 for 2 on pyramids. They are lvl 6.
the beans should create a tree that connects an underworld city to a sky city.
@@pedrohenrique-et3fs you get that if you roll a 100
Or a hungry Bulette. Or an evil Treant, and an evil DM with the toads can do serious harm, given 10 rounds with ANY medium or large creature.
obviously, the trigger word for the Wand of Wonder is 'wabbajack'
I once used the Wabbajack to turn a bear into a sweet roll.
the Alchemy jug always reminds me of Grog from critical role conjuring mayonaise and eating it with his bare hands when he is sad
Or when they used it as an 'air tank' traveling through poison filled caverns with waterbreathing on.
before we ever saw crit role, my group survived off mayo in tomb of annihilation.
Alchemy jug? I'm reminded of Ezra Lockwood
He did what? Rofl
THAT'S WHERE MY ROGUE GOT THAT
Cooking Oil is flammable too.... (This is why cooks are taught not to throw water on an oil fire...)
Yeah, as an example the Romans used olive oil for basically everything. Cooking, personal hygiene, oil lamps, lubricating things (such as the moving parts on that cart you're riding in...or wrestlers/gladiators), probably conditioning wood, etc, etc.
If you want to be a stickler, yeah, it's not going to light as easy as a Molotov Cocktail or an alchemist's fire, but yeah, oils tend to burn pretty well.
I checked it out and while, technically, everything has a flash point so everything burns, some don't work as well. Example is Canola and Grape Seed that have contaminants able to gunk up your wick and strangle the flame.
However, Canola oil's flash point is 400°F, which is food cooking heat, so constantly applying that heat will.push it past. Applying a match that burns at 4000° won't warm it up high enough to burn.
@@Maninawig What is the flash point of Corn Oil? What about Bacon Grease? Olive Oil? There is more than one type of cooking oil.... (And pretty sure most will catch if you spill it over the flames of a standard propane stove....)
So I guess at the very least the flashpoint/flammability of the cooking oil depends on exactly what kind of cooking oil we are talking about.... (The point still stands, if there wasn't at least one type of cooking oil that could catch fire when splashed over an open flame we wouldn't need cooks to know how to deal with a grease/oil fire....)
@@minnion2871 you can easily google the flash points, but the other thing to consider is purity. Kerosene and perifin are very pure oils, meaning there is 100% fuel. Even olive oil needs to be purified (aka virginified) to remove contaminants.
As for bacon grease, I have actually seen it tried and it is pretty bad as a fuel source. Corn oil is also highly impure.
However, considering the mainstreaming of 5e, if there is a difference in cooking vs burning oil, then it applies to all oils in those categories.
I was about to say a player could argue that cooking oil is highly flammable in the right circumstances cause science
You can use mayonnaise, in addition to some cooked chicken and bread, to make a chicken sandwich.
Great idea!
Mayo also goes rancid pretty quickly in a hot setting. For a morally bankrupt party, a rogue can hide sacks of mayo around a building, then the Prestidigitation Caster comes by a month later and offers to purge the smell for a small fee.
@@AgentGreen13 actually, mayo will last for months unrefridgerated. The vinegar in it will help preserve it. Miracle Whip is another story
@@jamesrowe7538 key word hot setting, fam
It needs pickles, and it'll be perfect.
I'm the dm in a ancient greece themed campaign. I'm definitely gonna give them the opportunity to do a Dionysus themed quest with an alchemy jug at the end lol
The Party:
Warrior: we did it we have the god’s jug!
Cleric: praise the lord of wine! *pours a healthy swig of the contents into their mouth directly, in celebration*
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... that was seriously too much mayo. No seriously, wtf?
I guess Wile E. Coyote accidentally ordered the Marvelous Pigments when he bought paints from the Acme corporation. That, or he didn't read the instructions all the way through.
In one cartoon, we see that Wile has ordered a •portable hole• from the Acme Corporation, so maybe they sell the •marvelous pigments• too?
Mind you, I’ve always thought of Wile E. Coyote as a beta tester for Acme’s products... 😉
John Hall It’s a good thing they didn’t send him a Bag if Holding with that Portable Hole, or he would have been in some real trouble!
Omg i was gonna comment this. 3 months too slow
Speaking of Marvelous Pigments, it could be use to create a race of paint folk, if you have enough and is given to the right magic user
-DD
That's a lot of Mayonnaise.. 2 uses I could immediately think of:
- It's probably super slipperey, so could be used for a slippery floor trap kind of thing
- After a day of being a slippery floor trap, it probably starts smelling disgusting, in case you need something stinky for some reason
The designers - I can't remember exactly who said this, but one of the designers - said that the mayo is there specifically for the players to come up with crazy things to do with it. It's there to generate stories.
Could attract animals for food.
@@HughRGlen one of the other commenters used it to lure a gelatinous cube away.
If you need to kidnap a noble and he's one of the fragile little dandies, you could use the stench of spoiled mayo to control what room he goes into.
@@TheodoreMinick Mayonnaise is probably a rather rare thing in many locales of a DnD setting, so while it may be super cheap in a village where everyone has chickens, you could probably sell jars of it for spending money in many cities, or even low key bribe people with uncommon food.
"Can I buy your silence with this jar of Mayonnaise?"
Yeah, I wouldn't mind finding an Alchemy Jug. But then again I generally play a gnome, and I generally try for getting to play an artificer, so perhaps it would be better to say that I wouldn't mind making one of these... If nothing else I can just use it to make poison for the rogue.
I was playing a halfing magic sorcerer who was able to get a wand of wonder and just got a bag of magic beans, playing in a game DMed by a guy everyone called Bard for the reasons you would expect.
It was part of a club at community college so there were multiple DMs and groups would switch out and it was Bard's first time DMing. I ended up using every bean and almost all charges of the wand of wonder, resulting more combat then expected. By the time we got to the boss who had taken over a rich nobles mansion right before his birthday, my 3ft halfing was shrunk twice to 7.5 inches tall, turned blue, and had a beard made of feathers. Everyone called him Papa Smurf. Then we saw the boss Bard had prepared...
A Succubus!!!
I knew what I had to do! Papa Smurf walked right up and rolled to Seduce.
A Nat 20!!!
But Bard was prepared for this and made me roll on a custom made magical STD table!
Let's just say the results weren't pretty.
Right before we collected our reward Papa Smurf, who had sneezed away his feather beard at that point, went up to the rich Birthday boy and handed him the last Bean.
"Happy Birthday sir, plant this and you'll receive one hell of a present"
The party nearly pooped their pants as they all needed the reward money and the beans had been bad all but once that day.creating many dangerous creatures.
We all held our breath as the plump patron planted the last Bean and Bard rolled on the table, looking at the roll and chuckling to himself. Oh no.
"You all watch in anticipation as the ground starts to rumble and shake. From the earth burst forth a ginormous... Geyser of Ale!!!!"
We got double the reward and an amazing story, worth every bean!
I received an Alchemy Jug in a campaign and used honey from it to make friends with a tribe of werebears.
I'm currently playing in Princes of the Apocalypse and our DM gave a Bag of Beans to our fighter. We were in the air cult tower around 200 feet up and he plants a bean, which spawned a 60 foot pyramid, completely shattering the side of the tower. At least we got a nice little adventure out of it, and some cool treasure. It was just a nice moment to see the look on the DM's face when he had to throw together a dungeon out of nowhere
"4 gallons of beer, which is about 36 pints of beer"… or… exactly 32 pints
The imperial system is weird dude, I was raised using it and I still don't totally understand it
@@kittyplayz1480 if you ever want your brain to melt, look up the old monetary system for England. I tried to learn it to understand English history better
@@Lost_Pikachu monetary means money, but I assume you mean measurement, and yeah it was bonkers I've looked in to it briefly
@@kittyplayz1480 nah bro, he means money, it was extremely unintuitive.
My group found the jug of alchemy in our first dungeon. It has been super useful. When we have some down time in town I will buy empty vials (1gp) and fill them up with useful items such as acid, poison or even oil and distribute them among the group.
We even curried favor with a tribe of lizardfolk who had never heard of mayonnaise. After I used the jug to share it with them my character taught them how to make it for themselves. We had quite a bit of fun when they decided to reward us by making a cake with mayo icing.
I have a gnome artificer with an alchemy jug, he's bottling and selling the mayo from the jar for extra money.
That would actually be really useful for an inn or someone that does any kind of food service.
I've fallen into this trap before with certain magic items. I like homebrewing things and they don't always go as planned.
For example, the final draft of an item I made was an anti-magic shortsword for our party rogue (the one from the Levitating Sand Worm) the original was too broken. The final draft was a +1 weapon which became +2 against enemies with magical defenses which could cast Dispel Magic and Counterspell at base level once per day each. We were nearing the endgame so I was fine with that version.
I think the one which opened the most possibilities though was my variation on a Portable Hole. Twice per day it could make a hole in a wall that was 1ft thick or less and be removed from either side. I recognize that the pigments are also capable of this, but by limiting it to just one thing it focused their creativity.
They stopped themselves from drowning, blasted someone with pressurized beer from a distillery tank, made multiple escapes, bypassed the levels of certain buildings by placing it on the ceiling, used it to initiate ambushes, to steal things, just lots of nonsense. Nothing that they did broke the game, but I was pleasantly suprised.
My Drow Sorcerer got Nulzar's Marvelous pigments and I used it to fix up a house given to us by the city after a Hydra attack. Seriously one of the most underrated magic items in dnd.
I was in a group doing Tomb of Annihilation whose very first item was the Alchemy Jug. We had so much fun with that. Our wizard got it into her head that the mayo could be used to keep the hides of our dinosaur mounts healthy :) And in situations where safe drinking water is a concern, being able to make your own is invaluable.
“The Bag of Beans is the diet-coke version of the Deck of Many Things!”
I really love you guys... 😂🤣😂
Hilarious
First time DMing and have been loving your videos. Their very first magic item was the Alchemy Jug which they found last session. I made a cool rhyming poem inscribed on the item, to figure it out. “Both feel and sound I full, however if cork you pull, nothing will you find, without words of right kind. Once you have uttered five, the others I will Devine, name any of the ten, make again and again.”
Very first use in the next session. At night attacked by a random encounter of Stirges. The Druid rolled extremely well on her Speak to Animals spells. Then she convinced the Stirges that she had a wonderful new food that they would love. So the Stirges feasted on mayonnaise that they sucked up.! And we’re so full, they crawled away and couldn’t fly.
"Not to eat, they disappear when they hit 0 hit points."
*horrific thoughts rush through my head of lizardfolk*
Just taking your limb....
You made me think that it would be an awesome bartering gimmick. "Your army looks starved. I will give you a goat for some new clothes..."
Goat vanishes when they try to eat it and you now have a pattern to mass produce disguises for your group.
@@Maninawig in a world of magic, it is highly probable that there is a person in the rank who can use detect magic
@gim mup depends on the campaign I guess. Drakenheim is a world of magic, yet rare will you find such a group.
Also, after studying a bit of medieval espionage for a character I am creating, I learned that searching for a general is the best path to failure. Rather "take a moment to observe the group. If they seem distracted, aloof, or whatnot, then chances are they are young and foolish. Approach them or the drunk, for they lack the judgement to proceed with caution" and "there is more merit in travelling as a grunt than a general, for what you lose in access is more than gained in avoiding attention."
Both together: approach a group of guards on the edge, who seem the least alert. Offer them the goat for some clothes, mentioning that "any, even of the lowliest soldier would do"
They will convince themselves that the glory of the goat far outweighs the risk of an extra single grunt. And if they do think of killing and taking, you can flatter their ego by saying something like "murder and theift? I had heard your general was fearsome and Noble, not such a fool to hire cowards who would deem a cloth more valuable then the life of a human such as yourselves."
bag of tricks story:
our wizard was wrapped by a giant snake, slowly being crushed to death, I knew that if i were to attack the snake with my glaive, there was a very good chance of slicing up our wizard in the process. I climbed up the giant snake, forced its mouth open, pulled a ball out of the bag of tricks, forced my hand as far down its throat as I could, and let go of the ball, summoning a fully formed great elk in the giant snake's throat.
Our DM ruled that the elk was killed immediately, disappearing back to its pocket dimension, but the snake dropped the wizard, and its jaw was dislocated, removing its bite attack.
Other than the fact that snakes can dislocate their jaws anyway, that's pretty cool
Nice! Very Creative! +25XP for creativity?
In a similar story, but not related to magic items, my fighter once pulled out a silver piece in combat and shoved it down the throat of a grappled and restrained wererat, and watched the wererat foam at the mouth, choke, and die. Best silver piece ever spent.
Dhesyca I wish! We level up whenever our DM says we do. I like the milestone levelling, means we don’t need to track xp, and he can have an easier time prepping encounters
@@nemohimself2580 Actually, the bones spread apart instead of actually dislocating. Their lower jaw is split down the middle, which allows them to do that. The bones of the jaw are also pretty delicate, so I'd argue that a fully grown elk appearing out of no where stands a good chance of breaking the bones as well as yanking them from their socket
One of my players used nolzurs marvelous pigments to make a ship. Since a ship is definitely is more than 25 gold, I just halved its hit points and ignore the damage threshold (meaning if it takes even a little damage it still applies) It made for a very cool few travel sessions where the players were more worried about the ships ho than their own ^^
Diet Coke version of the Deck of Many Things. HA! Wonderfully stated!
Alchemy Jug is great. In the second campaign I was in, I kept having my wizard go souvenir shopping every time they went to a new town. The DM would have him do a Survival check to see how good a store he found each time (on the basis that determining whether is store is good or bad is a survival-type skill) and since he usually did pretty well finding stuff, pretty quickly other party members started asking to tag along. In the party there was a bugbear ranger who always started up a food stand of some sort in every single town. When she went souvenir shopping with my wizard, the DM let her find a modified Alchemy Jug that could make certain amounts of different kinds of fondue each day. Naturally she used it to start a fondue stand, but she rolled too high on Charisma for marketing her fondue, and ran out, so she ran off to buy ingredients to make more fondue from scratch, and left my poor wizard in charge of trying to keep the customers waiting for fondue from leaving. (He'd volunteered to help out because he thought it might be fun.) He did a surprisingly not terrible job, by spouting random trivia at them.
In the third campaign I was in, one of the characters (played by the same person as the previous bugbear ranger) was a bit of an alcoholic, and bought a regular Alchemy Jug early on in the campaign so she would have a constant supply of beer. Well, one day she decided she wanted a sandwich more than beer for whatever reason, and made mayonnaise instead. (Party decided to have a picnic before robbing an evil wizard.) Anyway, at the wizard's house we had to fight some minor fire elemental thingies, which shouldn't have been that hard for the party, except that the alcoholic wound up being the only person to fall into the trap, which meant she had to fight all of them pretty much alone aside from our ranger shooting at them with a bow, and my warlock with terrible aim shooting at them with eldritch blast. The alcoholic was starting to run out of HP, and I was debating on having my warlock jump into the trap to get close enough to heal her, when the player suddenly remembered the mayonnaise, and hurled it at the fire elementals. The DM ruled that since the mayonnaise was presumably refrigerated inside the jug, it dealt cold damage which the minor fire elementals were weak to. It didn't kill them out right, but it weakened them enough that she was able to survive the encounter.
Gave bag of beans to my party a few months back, they didn't use it and I didn't think much of it. 2 sessions ago, while they have a very defined path ahead that they've decided to go on, so they whip out the bag and plant a bean. Roll a 100. Now they're taking a detour as home invaders in the home of a family of cloud giants... Such an incredible and insane tangent
Monty is adorable and its so fun to watch kelly laugh at the old croan bit
Youre both hilarious and i love your content so much
Ahh the wand of wonder, for when your wizzard gets tired of getting counterspelled.
"How can you counter my spell when even I don't know what I'm casting?"
As my party sleept on the top of a tower the elf (chaotic good) split all of the alchemy jugs oil on the stairs, then used misty step to get around it, they burst out laughing when me and our other friend fell down the tower because of the oiled stairs
This list is pretty fantastic. I need more magic items like this, I'm mostly trying to make items like these
i enjoy giving out weird magic items on the fly. one time we were talking about the deck of many things before a session and that’s how i came up with the deck of many rickrolls. it’s a deck of cards that, upon drawing a card, plays never gonna give you up in the head of the person drawing the card for 1d8 of hours. for that time the creature is incapacitated. after drawingit, the card loses any magical property.
now i know this sounds quite op and maybe it is but it’s chaotic and fun. they also haven’t broken the game with it yet. today they actually used it to incapacitate a bunch of guards to take over a slave auction and free the slaves. thanks to all the guards being out of it, one pc was able to completely take over the auction to distract the room full of non guard people long enough for the rest of the party to free the slaves.
another one i made up today were grandma emma‘s lucky socks. we were rolling on the trinkets table for random stuff that you would find in a market place and one of my players rolled old used socks. because that is boring and the player decided to use identity i made up this story about a woman who had a pair of lucky socks that, when she wore them she would never ever fall. that was all superstition of course but there is now a 50/50 chance that, when wearing the socks and you are supposed to fall prone (with the exception of dropping to 0 hp) that you just won’t fall prone instead.
it’s not game breaking and it’s fun. especially since her pc fell prone like once this whole campaign so far.
i like making these up for chaos. and it’s super rewarding when a player pulls them out, especially when you have half forgotten that you gave it to them.
In our last game, we had the alchemy jug. We ended up using it to make mayo all the time, since we were running a lot of dungeons, and our barbarian was huge, often too big to easily get through some of the hallways. So we'd "lube him up" with the mayo to remove the movement penalty lmao.
I gave my players a bag of beans, and one time when planting one at the end of LMoP, it sprouted up a pyramid behind Tresendar Manor, paving the way to a fun Mummy Lord adventure where they had to find and defeat the source of corruption that was turning Phandalin into a Mummy-infested desert scape. This became a jumping off point to introducing the Mad Mage of Undermountain who stole the Mummy Lord's heart for nefarious purposes.
Fun fact - Wile E Coyote actually had the item Marvellous Pigments. That's how he painted tunnels that Roadrunner could run through.
I am playing a goblin in our under dark campaign, and I got my hands on an alchemy jug. I use it to eat mayo constantly ( he has become very fat). We’ve used mayo to cover scents, attract monsters, and a few other things.
We did once use the mayonnaise to lubricate the top two steps, that caused some damage to our pursuers as they fell down the stairs
I love the alchemy jug, my DM let me get one pretty early on, and even sense I've become known as the party acid dealer, because I bought a ton of vials and every night I full a couple of em. Sin e we've been doing a bit of traveling, I usually end up walking into town with 30 to 40 vails of acid to sell. It's awesome.
I made up a "common" magic item a while back, and I love how creative my players have been with it over the years. It's a collapsible pole. Basically, a foot long wooden rod that can grow to 10' with a simple command. It stops if it meets resistance from a solid surface, and doesn't expand or contract so violently that it can do damage. It's otherwise just a wooden pole.
Amazing video as always! I gave one of my players 7 bags of tricks (of each) and hilarity ensued in the final fight! Also, I flavored that the fluffy balls purred in the bag and while being held lol
I would love the Alchemy Jug for my Chef!
Imagine the Swedish Chef with an •alchemy jug•... 😳
@@johnhall8046 get this person an Oscar; the sheer level of chaos would be unprecedented!
Captain Thorrek Børk børk børk!
I made so much mayonaise using the alchemy jug that my party had to take it away from me.
I ran a 3.5 game that went all the way to level 20, and even at the very end, they were still using the "Rod of Random" (as they called it) at times when they didn't know what to do with their turn, or when low on resources. It got to the point where I would make my own tables for the Wand of Wonder, just so that they didn't get the same result too many times. It is an indispensable item for any campaign, I think, because it provides some spice.
My playgroup used the alchemy jug to get a boggle addicted to mayo
If the alchemy jug can produce a mild poison, then maybe an alchemist Artificer can work on concentrating it, or a player can age the wine, with enough planification it can make lots of money.
In our game the alchemy jug has been the source of so much comedy. Not even just innuendo about the "mayonnaise" just literally a conversation about starting a sandwich cart as a cover/side hustle as we go through the major cities of the world we are in.
Bag of Beans was one of the greatest items i have given a player. Demolished a large part of a dungeon and a boss monster with a 90s roll and spawned a pyramid in the boss room.
I LOVE the Alchemy Jug!! My Ranger/Rogue had one and he uses the oil function for makeshift fire arrows. He lights a torch & places it upright near his shooting position. He dips the arrow tip in the oil, lights it, then fires away. My DM rules it as an additional 1D4 🔥 damage on a hit! It's great!!
Cooking oil doesnt burn tho xD still love the idea!
@@Haschlatte42 The official description just says "oil". I suppose a DM could specify what kind. Since I was using it to make fire arrows, it could be a lantern/torch oil & that is most definitely flammable!
My favorite magic item hands down is the Immovable Rod.
i remember a story involving the paints, the party painted this enormous pile of meat, and cast a spell on it, and "meat man" became the party tank for a while.
The pigments are great. Just seeing what Jester in C2 of CR has done with them alone has convinced me of this.
The tiefling gunslinger in my party once tossed a lion at some local guards as they went to infiltrate a corrupt shogun's manor. The guards were already dealing with insurgents, so, these fewer remaining guys upstairs didn't expect attacks to get up to this level, let alone a lion. But later, the gunslinger sold that item.
I use the bag of tricks to summon animal that I can cast Dragons Breath on for combat (the smaller the better - hand held flamethrower)or as healing potions using Vampiric Touch.
I love these types of items, they're so fun to throw into sessions because you don't normally get to see them in campaigns (ones I've been in anyway)
I love homebrewing items that are *initially* random, but with practice become reliable tools. I made a wand with two rotating bands, like a cryptex puzzle, and each band had 3 symbols on it. So the wand would have one of 9 specific effects depending on the selected symbols, but it was up to the characters to figure out the combinations - once the party knows one function, they can reliably use it again or roll to try another one.
Another one I'd like to introduce mid-campaign is the "exploding" bomb. It works basically like a flask of alchemist's fire, except on impact it does 3d6 fire damage, but every time you roll a 6 on a damage die, you roll it again and add to the total, potentially in perpetuity.
Just one thing: for many centuries cooking oil was also burning oil... people didn't have gasoline back then.
Thing like olive oil or fat was commonly used as fuel for light sources
3:55 Any oil you can cook with can also be used in a lamp or lantern; like all oils it will just require a wick to burn, either way. But as a DM, I'd rule that you could get a similar volume of (for example) olive oil, mineral oil, or lanolin, or a much smaller amount of a refined fuel such as kerosene, naphthalene, or pure alcohol.
"Why do you need so much mayonnaise? No one knows." Grog Strongjaw knows...
Dungeon dudes continues to churn out great content. Truly the best of the D&D channels on UA-cam these days. Thank you Monty and Kelly!
Oops, the thumbnail for this vid misspelled weird. :(
Whoops. Thanks!
That is pretty weird
Kelly: “Who would ever need so much mayonnaise?”
Grog Strongjaw: **awkwardly shuffles feet and stays quiet**
Back in 2E, i used a Wand of Wonder to enchant a dagger with powers. I rolled 99, and the 2 effects were Darkness 15' radius, followed by Fireball! It could be used once a day for free, after that it cost a temporary 1 point Con loss for each additional use! It was so handy!
My DM told me to make I could make a magic item which replicated any spell I could cast. Being only 3rd level, I chose to make a magic Coin with the spell Enlarge/Reduce on it. To activate, you toss the coin, catch it, and slap it down on your wrist: the side facing up is the version of the spell you cast and you can then decide what to do with it. It's a fun object, and effective, but provides enough randomness and chaos to suit my character. Not the wand of wonder, but it has a similar feel. Thanks Dungeon Dudes for all your work!
You know, I think it's up to us DMs to throw zany stuff in an adventure just to nurture the players' imaginations. I would put a scenario in an adventure, just a little tiny stop like a random room, "help us! Our samiches are too dry!!! IF ONLY WE HAD MAYO!!!!"
Aw I love seeing Monty and Kelly together in the same room again :)
"You're the Diet Coke of evil. Just one calorie! Not evil enough."
I love how even the bag of tricks knew that it should be a bonus action to command a pet - imagine a PHb Beastmaster getting one, and realizing these randomly-summoned creatures are more easily commanded than their own life-bonded animal companion.
Man dungeon fog looks legit.
I once rode a bag of tricks summoned giant elk into battle as a wild shaped weasel. I had been sneaking around as a weasel earlier and didn't want to end my wild shape early if I didn't have to. I RP'd a crazy weasel battle cry while holding onto the elk's antlers and everything. It was fantastic.
Hey! All your videos have inspired me here and I've come up with some nice uses for the Intimidation skill, when proficient: both are Intimidation vs Wisdom(target) checks and are at the cost of 1 action:
- Goosebumps: if fails wisdom check, target plays next turn in disadvantage.
- Provoke: if fails wisdom check, target will attack who's intimidated if not attacked by any other players.
We are still considering adding a resistence check for the target to break provocation if attacked by any other player. Maybe with DC= Charism/2, in order to make it clear that only really bad tempered/stubborn chars would keep going after the intimidator after being attacked by another person
What do you Dudes think? We still haven't tried any of those, gonna give it a try next table.
As a nod to our first campaign, our second DM gave us a bag of tricks in our first session as a reward for winning our first fight of a new campaign. Our gnome fighter tries it out, pulls out a Brown Bear, which he decides to ride out of the cave on its back and decided there and then he was changing his subclass choice to focus on mounted combat rather than range like he initially intended, all because our DM rolled an 8 on his first draw from the bag
One fun thing about the Marvelous Pigments, you could save even more of it when painting if you're careful how you do it. Instead of painting a full door to get through a wall, just paint a slightly slanted outline to make pulling the section out easier and you'll have used a tiny tiny fraction of what you'd have used painting an actual door
One of my favorite items that I had for a player was a bouncy ball that would always return to you after being around. The Rogue used it as a improvised weapon from time to time as well as a distraction to good effects
Watching Monty crack up at Kelly's story of throwing an animal at a trap is priceless
I recently listened to one of the “Caverns & Creatures” books by Robert Bevan in which the sorcerer character casts his •mount• spell multiple times for just this purpose...
I felt guilty about it afterwards, but I laughed my ass off while I was listening! 😂
I remember the bag of tricks ... the gnome druid at my table got one in my first campaign. He summoned a giant badger to annoy a guard who the dm rolled had a phobia, and the guard scurried up a tree. He also summoned a giant elk then persuaded a different guard to love on it as a distraction. I don't recall that he ever used all three puffs in the same day or that he ever used the animals in combat, but when he did pull out his little bag of tricks, it was always memorable.
Oh geez, this reminds me of an infamous magical item we had. I was the DM, and I had a homebrew version of "Bag of Beans," called "Bag of Many Things". You could take out a bean and make your hair change color. Or pull out the next bean and summon a T-800 Terminator. Or a SPAS-12 Shotgun. Or pretty much anything. It had a table of a few hundred possibilities.(I think it was 300, but I'm not sure.) My players loved the thing to bits, and then they hated it. But it became a legend. Enough so, that it had the honor of being the first ever magic item that characters didn't want. They found a normal-looking bag of beans in the middle of the road, with slighly burned grass next to the road. One Detect Magic later, the party went on (with quite speed, I might say,) and the lone bag of beans was left to it's own devices. Some of the players might have yelled "NOT AGAIN!" and I might have laughed.
For the non combat animals, remember that creatures without weapons can still have a breath weapon so if you get two weasels you could Twin Dragons Breath.
Glad to see y’all back in person!
First time reading about the Alchemy jug in The Dungeon Master's Guide, I was like "May-onn-aise?" "Did I read that right?" 🤨
I'm so going to put this in my campaign, I want to see what my players would do with mayonnaise! 🤣
Be careful what you wish for... 🤣
In our campaign we just finished clearing a goblin camp and found the Alchemy Jug, the Bag of Kittens, a Bag of Holding, a cooking pot that makes wonderful meal, a purse that has an endless amount of coins (each day it produces X number of each type of coin as long as a single one of each coin is kept in the purse), a Folding Boat, and my character got a warhammer that has various thunder/lightning attacks, but we have yet to try them out. :D
alchemy jug is brilliant :)
one of my favorite items as a start item.
you got all the water you can drink even in the dessert :D
but with the character i got now, i found out the one of my party members is allergic to honey, now that is one way to get the bard to be quiet when he loses his voice, because of it :D
An alchemy jug can produce 2 gallons of mayo a day. That's roughly 48 thousand calories. Even on an intensive adventure that is enough raw calories to 12+ human's on a heavy 3-4 thousand calorie diet. You'll absolutely hate yourself, but if push came to shove, an entire adventuring party could survive on a single alchemy jug with room to spare practically indefinitely. Perhaps a DM could let it produce other food items like soup.
Alternatively, I had a DM let us grease trap a hallway with 2 gallons of mayonnaise. Enemies had to make a dex save, or slip.
x amount of mayonnaise well you could use it as an impromptu grease spell. just pour the mayonnaise on the floor and watch the fun begin.
Alchemy Jug and Amulet of the Drunkard seems like actually a lowkey decent combo.
I used a bag of tricks when fighting a Griffen once, I pulled out a bull and ordered it to attack. The DM pointed out the Griffen was airborne, but I had a girdle of giant strength, so he let me throw the bull. I rolled a 20, and the result was like a butcher shop scattered all across the countryside. We also had a wand of wonder, and access to the complete collection of D&D magic items guide, which had an additional six tables to roll results on. We would use it only hoping for a silly result. We did kill a treant by dropping a table on it, which we figured was a bit of irony. The one result we never got was polymorphing your opponent into a giant bunny, no matter how many times we chanted, "Bunny!Bunny! Bunny!" every time we used it.
Been trying to think of what I should have my party do next after clearing their current dungeon. I think the Bag of Beans is a perfect answer! Thanks for reminding me!
in our campaign we have a hunter with a panther pet, and the bag of tricks, we went into a winter games thing hosted by the place we were at (ice maze with a puzzle at end). we weren't allowed to bring our weapons in so the ranger used speak with animals on a sabre tooth tiger and convinced it to help her to be freed and then she threw 2 fuzzy balls and had 4 pets and negated her lack of damage without a weapon
I currently have 3 of these items across 2 campaigns. The first group hasn't used their bag of beans yet. The 2nd group has a rogue with a bag of tricks which he has used to get allies for sneak attack dmg. The paints have been used to make replacement wheels on their wagon, make a raft to help cross a large river, and to disguise their wagon. They definitely missed opportunities to make an exit for themselves and some hostages they rescued
My favorite Alchemy Jug experience was in a one shot at a local Denny's restaurant that I went to through Meetup. I was playing a goblin thief. One of the other players came into possession of the Alchemy Jug. My thief stole the Jug and attempted to eat 3 gallons of mayonnaise to hilarious results.
My party uses the alchemy jug for diplomacy, "Let's get a drink and we can talk this out" or our cleric has an amulet that lets you recover health when drinking alcohol.