Is it bad that I thought of game developers "choosing" to do overtime, and dealing with crunch? I've clearly been watching a lot of Jim Sterling and old Podcats episodes etc recently...
"Why is no-one helping?!" Mate, that's what it's like in an office. If you're wearing Maintenance Crew gear, we drones assume you know what you're doing. 13:00 *Y O U W H A T*
i know, when he grabbed the long one and said this is the solution to the puzzle I was thinking, yeah he figured it out finally, then he proceeded to continue with doing it the hardest way possible rather than use the block specifically made to span the gap
At 13:31 is like those bits on t.v shows were a character is trying to reach something with a stick on the other side but drop the stick and hop the fence to get the stick
"I've got 24 hours to get rid of this... bozo, or the entire scheme I've been setting up for 18 years goes up in smoke, and YOU ARE WEARING HIS MERCHANDISE?"
Was anyone else pulling their hair out at 12:20 realising that long container would just need to be placed between the gap? A solid two minutes or more of me shouting at my screen 😂
I remember him talking about working in an office where the boss kept a huge spider in a really public area and we all know how N3 feels about 8 legged friends
Guess Dan forgot about that time he played "I Get This Call Everyday" and complained about his old job in a call center when he made that opening joke about The Office
12:17 - Dan brings in a container long enough to fill the gap by itself. Me: _"Okay all you need to do is push that smaller one on the left out of the way"_ Dan tries to fit the longer container into the tiny gap *beside* the smaller one... Me: _"No, no Dan... that's not how... that's not how that works..."_
Also me: _"This looks like a pretty fun game, I wouldn't mind playing this."_ *Checks the link in the description and sees its a Switch exclusive _"Fuck."_
I wonder if he could have lifted up what he needed to put in the crusher from the low middle part and just put it on the same platform of said crusher and use the forklift that was already on that side from then on
10:49 - Can confirm, that's a valid way to flip things over with a forklift. I'm actually surprised that the one vehicle Dan can competently drive/pilot in a video game seems to be a forklift. Even 13:02 is how you mount a forklift onto a flatbed truck with a mounted forklift. Dan might be a prodigy.
You can beat the forklift level super fast if you figure out forklifts can lift forklifts. But even if you don't know that, you could still easily get the box across there by just picking it up and putting it there from the lower floor like you did with the big crate when you were glitching your way up.
When the pallet fell on the floor at the end, you could've taken one of the forklifts down and used it to put it on the platform with the crusher on it. You were so close to completing it.
That was a very....Intended solution. I'm pretty sure that most people just pick up the fork-lift using another fork-lift and putting it on the other side rather then trying to build a bridge.
Me at 0:50 knowing if I were to work in an enclosed office and were to find giant ass rubber bands Edit: tbh I'm assuming this isn't JUST a me personally
I remember watching you play pain with your dad years ago then just forgot you existed now I’m sitting here and your the same goofball you were all those years ago
as someone who drives a forklift for a living, that was kinda painful to watch him use those.... also he made that part so much more difficult for himself... oh dan, if only i could have shown you the easy solution lol.
So what I;m learning is that this game is actually set up really cleverly but you can just dodge the puzzle with mass destruction like I've seen other YT people do
Hold on a minute. Why does your videos not show up in my subscription feed!? I have missed so many videos! Hooray for me, it's like christmas, but I can't be the only only subscriber affected by this.
"Why is no one helping!"
Because it is a very realistic office simulator
Is it bad that I thought of game developers "choosing" to do overtime, and dealing with crunch? I've clearly been watching a lot of Jim Sterling and old Podcats episodes etc recently...
An inside look as to how those folks from the Aperture Science adverts go about their day.
Basically the same style but 3D people too
"Why is no-one helping?!"
Mate, that's what it's like in an office. If you're wearing Maintenance Crew gear, we drones assume you know what you're doing.
13:00 *Y O U W H A T*
I like how he basically ignored the solution to the last puzzle and then broke the laws of physiscs
I'm guessing the solution was to take the gravity defying block and put only it in the gap
i know, when he grabbed the long one and said this is the solution to the puzzle I was thinking, yeah he figured it out finally, then he proceeded to continue with doing it the hardest way possible rather than use the block specifically made to span the gap
I guess he forgot to mind the gap.
you can also just lift one of the forklifts with the other forklift
I just put it down at the edge, picked it up with another lift from ground level and moved it over the gap, and went from there
At 13:31 is like those bits on t.v shows were a character is trying to reach something with a stick on the other side but drop the stick and hop the fence to get the stick
"My only experience in the office is my 27 straight rewatches of the american office."
Job Bot: "Am I a jokebot to you?"
He's also mentioned working in an office before hasn't he?
MasterDracoDeity Call centre I believe
Honestly one of the funniest N3 videos in a long while
Sigyn I thought so too and it’d been years since I’d seen one, glad I did today
Absolutely, actually laughed out loud!!
you people need to discover twitch
@@Ghostkeal I said videos.
13:06 This has James Woods as Hades in Hercules energy.
"I've got 24 hours to get rid of this... bozo, or the entire scheme I've been setting up for 18 years goes up in smoke, and YOU ARE WEARING HIS MERCHANDISE?"
@@MrDalek2150 Best Disney Movie
This is more of a Bernard Black moment tbh
Rule 214: Dan should never work in a regular job.
Everyone donate to the patreon so he never has to, the safety of the world depends on it.
We already know that. He should be a train driver instead. Oh wait.
This has strong Taskmaster energy.
He would be worse than David Baddiel.
Or Hugh?
Oh no now you made me remember when Dan played Pray 3 and he was in the Tutorial Section for the whole Video while him being on Drugs...
@@ducklady Mel never complained about being paired with Hugh, unlike Ed and David...
So he had the solution, forgot the solution, found out the solution again, then forgot almost immediately after he did it.
"I'm a hero."
**$21,315 in damages**
If anyone ever wondered how aperture science is run here’s the game for you
No this is the life of the little guys that run around on forklifts in the loading screens in portal
Was anyone else pulling their hair out at 12:20 realising that long container would just need to be placed between the gap? A solid two minutes or more of me shouting at my screen 😂
At 2:00 Dan suffers a many a true nerd moment with how to move the printer
its a projector
He does know he could of use the forklift to lift the forklift that is lifting the package... totally works
We've all seen that video. The package would definitely fall off the side.
could of use
Or use his technique at 13:30 on the package lol
I think that was in the trailer.
As someone with a forklift licence, this made me just go "Oh god oh god oh god".
"Nerd3 breaks the law of physics" not the first time Dan has done this just look at his old gtaV videos
remember the one game a long time ago that was an office simulator and he said that he used to work an office job
I thought I was the only one
There’s also job simulator...
You mean I Get This Call All The Time? That one was painful in a great way.
Og fans unite!
I remember him talking about working in an office where the boss kept a huge spider in a really public area and we all know how N3 feels about 8 legged friends
Guess Dan forgot about that time he played "I Get This Call Everyday" and complained about his old job in a call center when he made that opening joke about The Office
2:25 weirdly enough we all exactly know what he means lol
13:05 you're welcome
it’s like 2013 dan is playing this
"i'll be able to grab this boy"
"NOOOOOO, THE MEN!"
"I need to nudge it from its arse"
- Dan 2k20
You have two forklifts and don't try to stack them? Maniac.
This whole game is basically a Portal 2 Aperture Science animatic.
12:17 - Dan brings in a container long enough to fill the gap by itself.
Me: _"Okay all you need to do is push that smaller one on the left out of the way"_
Dan tries to fit the longer container into the tiny gap *beside* the smaller one...
Me: _"No, no Dan... that's not how... that's not how that works..."_
Also me: _"This looks like a pretty fun game, I wouldn't mind playing this."_
*Checks the link in the description and sees its a Switch exclusive
_"Fuck."_
13:06 And this ladies and gentlemen is how you cure depression, cancer and Aging while also achieving world peace.
Every intern etc.: "Just take it out of my pay. Oh right, you aren't even paying me"
I wonder if he could have lifted up what he needed to put in the crusher from the low middle part and just put it on the same platform of said crusher and use the forklift that was already on that side from then on
Yeah he gives up as soon as he has the solution lol
he over complicated the whole puzzle haha
Nothing else could have made me as happy as seeing a classic Nerdcubed lets play
10:49 - Can confirm, that's a valid way to flip things over with a forklift. I'm actually surprised that the one vehicle Dan can competently drive/pilot in a video game seems to be a forklift. Even 13:02 is how you mount a forklift onto a flatbed truck with a mounted forklift. Dan might be a prodigy.
13:02 "WWWHHHAATT??!!"
Yup, same reaction XD
So basically somebody watched all those “Get Me Hennimore” sketches on That Mitchell & Webb Look and decided to make a game out of them?
When the Always Sunny theme began I had a solid double take - I thought Netflix had opened....
13:03 had me in tears the way he shouted WHAT 😂😂😂😂
6:53
As someone who has just finished all of Doctor Who, had the same thought.
This game looks ace!
No, you're ace!
This is such peak Dan that he makes the hole in the wall, but still tries to get the doors to open
That "fucking inflatable fucking crown" reference was so underwhelming yet so satisfying.
13:05. I already knew what Dan's reaction would be... Was not disappointed
finally a proper non-VR plays video! And it only took 3 months since the last one.
I've missed your videos man been watching your old videos lately
Dan finds an object that can perfectly bridge the gap and somehow manages to use it in such a wrong way that it breaks physics
4:09 Is that guy using a Switch?
Yes Dan is using a switch, infact he picked one up in game while holding one irl
Love the Always Sunny in Philly reference! Literally just finished bingeing it during this lockdown 😂
There's something so delightful in watching Dan realize how much havoc he can cause.
What is the theme at 9:08?
I’ve heard it so much but I don’t know what it’s from/called
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Thanks!
The mind of Dan works in marvellously mysterious ways.
You can beat the forklift level super fast if you figure out forklifts can lift forklifts.
But even if you don't know that, you could still easily get the box across there by just picking it up and putting it there from the lower floor like you did with the big crate when you were glitching your way up.
damn Daniel's uploading a lot. nice
Jon levels of perception on that last level.
When the pallet fell on the floor at the end, you could've taken one of the forklifts down and used it to put it on the platform with the crusher on it. You were so close to completing it.
That was a very....Intended solution. I'm pretty sure that most people just pick up the fork-lift using another fork-lift and putting it on the other side rather then trying to build a bridge.
"What if those Aperture Science demonstration videos were a game?"
Did I laugh so hard at 13:02 that I needed to rewatch that segment three more times? Yes. Am I proud? Yes.
A speed run of this game would be brilliant
Still watching nerd3 since the minecraft buildy thingy days. And still love every video
13:02 Glorious
No, Daniel, you worked in a call centre years ago
Dan, once you got the second forklift up there, you could have just passed it up with the first one...
Ah, but we all know Dan did work in an office with The Spider
Me at 0:50 knowing if I were to work in an enclosed office and were to find giant ass rubber bands
Edit: tbh I'm assuming this isn't JUST a me personally
Wow, this video felt like the good old days
the only thing I would like more is if the guy who did voice over for cave johnson was commentating
wait is Dan trying to cause as little destruction as possible?! Dan what are you DOING
As a graphic designer who is office based, I can assure you we do sling baseball pitching machines with extension cords all day everyday.
I work in an office and confirm this is what it is like.
I feel like that last level was not as complicated as he managed to make it
"Johnson needs you for a very important meeting" Was that a Peep Show reference?
As a former forklift operator, I can confirm that this is 100% realistic.
KeatonX92 is it the levitating?
Do you know God!?
this game gives my portal vibes
i don't know how i missed this when it came out, but at least i get BONUS NERDCUBED now
This might be my favourite ever Nerdcubed video
...
Bro, have you tried forklifting the forklift with the forklift?
this looks like coded animation no clue if it is but thats how games like overgrowth get their lifelike animations.
Tears. Genuinely in tears. Oh, thank you Dan, I truly needed this.
I remember getting this video as an ad before
This is what you need to get Dan.
The Forklift part was killing me, not in a good way lmao
I remember watching you play pain with your dad years ago then just forgot you existed now I’m sitting here and your the same goofball you were all those years ago
shoulda used the forklift to lift the other forklift with the package on it
this video gives me nerd3 plays nostalgia like rewatching the office(US)
back to SQUARE FUCKING ONE! I honestly howled when he burst out with that. Dude this is the funniest N3 video in sooo long omg I've missed these
He has returned
YES. This is my favorite game played by my favorite UA-camr
Once you have a forklift on the.otherside, why use the bridge at all? Just use the other forklift to place the green on the right side from below
10:42. Ironic that this was released the same day conversion therapy was banned in Germany.
as someone who drives a forklift for a living, that was kinda painful to watch him use those.... also he made that part so much more difficult for himself... oh dan, if only i could have shown you the easy solution lol.
So what I;m learning is that this game is actually set up really cleverly but you can just dodge the puzzle with mass destruction like I've seen other YT people do
I bought this game recently and have been hoping you’d make a video on it ever since!!
first decent video in years bravo
This had me laughing the hardest I have in a while. Dan + this game is the best combination ever
When will you do a community let's play on the ship (*ship noises)🖤
I swear he did one like seven years ago but I'm not 100%
@@chasingshadows3092 He only did a regular plays but mentioned the possibility of a community plays
@@stormblade2895 ahhh og fans
More! More of this Daniel please! Pretty please with extra big knobs on
I remember watching dan stream this like 2 years ago
Hold on a minute. Why does your videos not show up in my subscription feed!? I have missed so many videos! Hooray for me, it's like christmas, but I can't be the only only subscriber affected by this.
its like those aperture science video guys
Kangaroo Fact: A group of kangaroos are called a roos
No it's not they're called a mob
Needs a part 2