The most underrated channel in UA-cam history I can’t count the amount of times I have died laughing at these videos. They always put me in a great mood. Looking forward to more frequent uploads guys you are the best!
Those three sounds at once sound intriguing. Imagining growling, screaming and Dani Filth screeching at the same time, it would sound absolutely mental
@@tevildo9383 Basically. There are classically trained singers and in certain native cultures who can split their voice at least two ways, but three is impossible as far as I know.
I’m just saying, if a mouth appears on my belly button and tells me not to tell anyone, I ain’t takin the risk of… whatever the mouth is tormenting my insides lmao
I was just going back through some of your guys’ old videos when I came across the “ why do we play music” video and I just realized how much Austin has influenced me. Like him I was going through a dark time and related to the songs and that is why I now want to be a drummer or at least involved in music like maybe a producer or something. I’m trying to start a band with a classmate of mine who plays guitar but I don’t really know how. Maybe you guys could do a video about it talking about your experiences with it. I’m 16 by the way and have been playing the drums for 4 years now. I’ve always wanted to do vocals but I can’t really sing so I’m trying to learn how to scream and Austin’s tutorials are great. I love your guys’ music and your videos so much. They always get me out of a bad mood. I just wanted to let you know how appreciative I am of all your work.
"These are just like taste good. Just like buttered toast" is one of my favorite things he ever said and my favorite Ed Edd and Eddy reference ever lmfao I forgot about this video till it popped up on my reccs again and I'm so glad tapped on this lmfao
Have been a fan of both of you for a very long time. That being said, this is easily the earliest I've been for a video. Probably helps I've been binging the show for the last few days. Keep it up, guys. I love seeing how far both of you have come
11:02 Chris Pratt just becomes Chris Farley from that sketch on SNL where he kept saying to Paul McCartney "remember when you did ___? That was great" lmao
If you pinch the bridge of your nose just below your eyes for a few seconds it fully stops the sneeze build up. I went a solid 2 years without sneezing one time.
Austin and Jared have such creative minds and really work perfectly together. You both not only have major musical talent but your comedy is honestly genius. A lot of these hypotheticals, on top of countless other bits you guys do, could be turned into HILARIOUS and incredibly artistic skits for UA-cam content. Like that Jimi Hendrix on 3 hits of lsd one? That is a great idea. Even one of the last videos with the 40 year old guy who just started a music career and physically struggling to keep up - had me literally frozen in laughter🤣
Jared: what does that even mean? Austin: I have no idea Jared: ...didn't you write these? Austin: Yeah Jared: So what does that even mean? Austin: I have no idea
the sneeze conundrum put the fear of god in me. I'm riddled with allergies and have impared visions already, i'd go blind in a week. whatever malevolent being wills this curse into existence must be truly evil.
Oh i get it. He's in a video game where hes Mario. It's a remake, so you'd be in a video game. Where Jack Black is Bowser that's a real thing. It's being developed.
I did the math, you only need to sneeze 200 times before going 100% blind. The average person sneezes about 450 times a year so it would only take about 6 months to go completely blind (that is if you don't try to control the sneezing)
im a proficient vocalist and i gotta say... that triple sound imitation thing seems pretty gnarly. cj mccreary tunnel lows, with dickie allen tunnel highs and some monstrous top tongue mids all at the same time would be just the gnarliest sound ever.
All that's missing from the frame of this video is a little dancing mouse (to represent Zach) and we've got the ulternative reality version of all the members of the oney gang. Dickey as Chris, Jared as Tomar and the skeleton as Lyle.
I saw the thumbnail to this on my tv half asleep. I chalk it up to my brain mixing up two different images and fall back asleep. I wake up to see it was real. My worlds that i never thought would crossover have and I'm fine with this.
Best way to not sneeze I've found is biting your tongue, your brain is going to try to keep you from biting through your own tongue so you just like bite it till the sneezy sensation passes.. and it totally works too! This coming from a guy who is allergic to everything except Horses, Kentucky Blue Grass, and Pine Trees. (Genetically im a northern Kentucky horse farmer.)
The "no arms" debate is making my think of the he Seinfeld episode where George I'd all mad at work. "They had a guy there who had NO ARMS!!... he had a pretty woman... got More work done than I did!.... Drove a better car than I did!...." Jerry: "He drove a better car!?.... with no arms!" "Oh who cares..... they all hated me anyways Jerry!" LMADO!🤣🤣🤣
One could say jared is losing his sight, losing his mind, and wishing somebody would tell him hes fine
"I'm being hunted by a vignette" 😂😂
Can we do a gaming storytime with the OneyPlays cast? That would go craaazzy!
The most underrated channel in UA-cam history I can’t count the amount of times I have died laughing at these videos. They always put me in a great mood. Looking forward to more frequent uploads guys you are the best!
Check out Speeduncle99 especially the truth or DM series
It makes me so happy you guys are fans of OneyPlays. This is the best. We need a collab NOW
Gotta get Zach and Chris on the show at this point, this isn't the first time Oney has been referenced. Have them record a song or do a roast off
unfortunately we both know that just would not happen brother. fun idea regardless
He can go on their show since it's far more popular, but I agree.
Lyle too, since he’s a guitarist/metalhead
honestly zach needs to do some vocals on a real brutal song
I almost feel like jared was microdosing shrooms in this video, he’s just so much more on the ball and clever than usual
Now imagine if back in the day, every time Jimi Hendrix dropped acid, he met Jared!
Those three sounds at once sound intriguing. Imagining growling, screaming and Dani Filth screeching at the same time, it would sound absolutely mental
So it’s just real time layering?
@@tevildo9383 Basically. There are classically trained singers and in certain native cultures who can split their voice at least two ways, but three is impossible as far as I know.
The vignette edit gave me anxiety in this context 😂😂
You'd only get 200 sneezes before your vision was 100% darker than it was before your first sneeze.
1:40 🤣
Austin should really get hired by Adult Swim or SOMEBODY who can animate his crazy ideas/comedy/talent.
I LOVE OneyPlays so much, makes me happy seeing this kinda content
Every time Dickey says 'arms' he sounds more and more like Mr. Krabs
I’m just saying, if a mouth appears on my belly button and tells me not to tell anyone, I ain’t takin the risk of… whatever the mouth is tormenting my insides lmao
Former swimmer here, you can in fact sneeze under water its just not very pleasant.
It's funny y'all referenced oney plays lyle is an amazing guitar player
All I had to see was the what if big foot tied you up and I was in lol
I was just going back through some of your guys’ old videos when I came across the “ why do we play music” video and I just realized how much Austin has influenced me. Like him I was going through a dark time and related to the songs and that is why I now want to be a drummer or at least involved in music like maybe a producer or something. I’m trying to start a band with a classmate of mine who plays guitar but I don’t really know how. Maybe you guys could do a video about it talking about your experiences with it. I’m 16 by the way and have been playing the drums for 4 years now. I’ve always wanted to do vocals but I can’t really sing so I’m trying to learn how to scream and Austin’s tutorials are great. I love your guys’ music and your videos so much. They always get me out of a bad mood. I just wanted to let you know how appreciative I am of all your work.
the alchemy one had me thinking of FMA and how it would be cool to use tomes/circles to be at an insane level of skill at anything
"These are just like taste good. Just like buttered toast" is one of my favorite things he ever said and my favorite Ed Edd and Eddy reference ever lmfao I forgot about this video till it popped up on my reccs again and I'm so glad tapped on this lmfao
3:48 yes it hurts
Lyle, Lyle you gotta wake up
THEY HIT THE PENTAGON
Have been a fan of both of you for a very long time. That being said, this is easily the earliest I've been for a video. Probably helps I've been binging the show for the last few days. Keep it up, guys. I love seeing how far both of you have come
Can only think about a snorlax causing a traffic jam now
11:02 Chris Pratt just becomes Chris Farley from that sketch on SNL where he kept saying to Paul McCartney "remember when you did ___? That was great" lmao
I love that Dickey is an Oneyplays fan
Austin should have a goblin off against Zach lol make this happen!
Shred collab with lyle when? Lol love it
If you pinch the bridge of your nose just below your eyes for a few seconds it fully stops the sneeze build up. I went a solid 2 years without sneezing one time.
I came here in search of tomars mysterious little special emeralds. And I'm sorely disappointed by the lack of aforementioned emeralds.
Austin and Jared have such creative minds and really work perfectly together. You both not only have major musical talent but your comedy is honestly genius. A lot of these hypotheticals, on top of countless other bits you guys do, could be turned into HILARIOUS and incredibly artistic skits for UA-cam content. Like that Jimi Hendrix on 3 hits of lsd one? That is a great idea. Even one of the last videos with the 40 year old guy who just started a music career and physically struggling to keep up - had me literally frozen in laughter🤣
This is probably the most unexpected thing on this channel but I'm all for it.
Jared: what does that even mean?
Austin: I have no idea
Jared: ...didn't you write these?
Austin: Yeah
Jared: So what does that even mean?
Austin: I have no idea
If my parents had their faces swapped I would sneeze 200 times and go blind.
Look, all I'm saying is if you had a tiny clone of Hitler, would you torture it?
the sneeze conundrum put the fear of god in me. I'm riddled with allergies and have impared visions already, i'd go blind in a week.
whatever malevolent being wills this curse into existence must be truly evil.
It's funny that this is inspired by OneyPlays, cause I've always thought Dickey sorta sounds like Zach Hadel. That's just me, tho. Lol
I love that these are the guys that made Dining w/ Dickey
This is the best channel on UA-cam I always bust out laughing please never stop
Some of those really make you consider, then others, no freaking way.
Austin has some Zach energy honestly. I love it
Biggest compliment around ❤
It makes me so happy that Austin watches Oneyplays, they’d be fuckin’ hilarious together!
Oh i get it. He's in a video game where hes Mario. It's a remake, so you'd be in a video game. Where Jack Black is Bowser that's a real thing. It's being developed.
I did the math, you only need to sneeze 200 times before going 100% blind. The average person sneezes about 450 times a year so it would only take about 6 months to go completely blind (that is if you don't try to control the sneezing)
im a proficient vocalist and i gotta say... that triple sound imitation thing seems pretty gnarly. cj mccreary tunnel lows, with dickie allen tunnel highs and some monstrous top tongue mids all at the same time would be just the gnarliest sound ever.
All that's missing from the frame of this video is a little dancing mouse (to represent Zach) and we've got the ulternative reality version of all the members of the oney gang. Dickey as Chris, Jared as Tomar and the skeleton as Lyle.
Damn, that last hypothetical became reality! Does that mean the rest will too? Did Austin predict the future? Illuminati confirmed.
7:52 no you'd be a double amputee beatboxer. Paraplegic is like Joe Swanson on Family Guy where you have legs but you can't use them.
You will be happy to know that the horse in the Neverending Story did NOT die.
12:04 Make-a da Mushroom Kingdom a-Great Again!
I saw the thumbnail to this on my tv half asleep. I chalk it up to my brain mixing up two different images and fall back asleep. I wake up to see it was real. My worlds that i never thought would crossover have and I'm fine with this.
Yeah I could definitely stifle every sneeze for the rest of my life,
2:30am perfect time to watch a new Dickey Dines vid. Or 'Ticket Tunes' as autocorrect would have it xD
Best way to not sneeze I've found is biting your tongue, your brain is going to try to keep you from biting through your own tongue so you just like bite it till the sneezy sensation passes.. and it totally works too! This coming from a guy who is allergic to everything except Horses, Kentucky Blue Grass, and Pine Trees.
(Genetically im a northern Kentucky horse farmer.)
I sneeze every time I walk out a dark building. Light sensitivity is a bitch and I’d be blind by the end of the month. 😆
Now that i'm 30 ive increased my DickeyDines intake. Its really good for the skin, eyes, lungs and bunghole. Highly recommend
The "no arms" debate is making my think of the he Seinfeld episode where George I'd all mad at work.
"They had a guy there who had NO ARMS!!... he had a pretty woman... got More work done than I did!.... Drove a better car than I did!...."
Jerry: "He drove a better car!?.... with no arms!"
"Oh who cares..... they all hated me anyways Jerry!"
LMADO!🤣🤣🤣
Every time I take 3 hits of acid I see Jimmy along with Jerry Garcia
U can sneeze underwater, it's happened too me before in a pool
holy shit a crossover I never expected, I love this so much.
Nice to see that someone else knows oney.
Also, I’d love a collab with the bois.
OneyPlays inspired DickeyDines video was not on my bingo card but I'll be damned if it hasn't been added now
Love that “just like buttered toast” Ed reference 🤣
0:40 Ed, Edd, and Eddy reference?
My amount of respect for Austin has gone so much higher for having appreciation for oneyplays / zach
A video from my favorite channel inspired by my second favorite channel?! Fuck yeah
The La Croix boix's
I was just watching some old Ding Dong and Julian videos when this popped up. Fantastic timing.
This is a crossover I did not fucking expect
It still has trouble being recommended to me when it comes out, but I'm really happy to have DickeyDines back.
I can't express how hyped the oney and zach were the inspiration for this video lmfao yesssssss
I'm pretty sure taking any amount of acid would make you see Jimmy Hendrix and I only know that because I've seen him there.... LoL
I have an Oneyplays problem. Just watched like an hour and a half compilation of their impressions last night. Lol
Would you shit yourself for a joke even if no one else knew you did?
I love you guys so much. Thank you for the dopamine.
Been watching y’all since 2016. And y’all continue to brighten my day up. I love you boys always 🤘🤘🤘
I used to squeeze my nose when I was about to sneeze and it just never came.
Big foot TikTok? I'd be down for that.
My worlds are colliding
The roachdog's little boy made it in the thumbnail
I'd agree to do Luigi, but I gotta get a spot on the Terminal List too
I would be Chris Pratt's Luigi if he took me to meet Aubrey Plaza, his Parks and Rec costar. She's my favorite Parks cast member.
Literally would become a Full METAL Alchemist 🤔🤔🤔
For anyone wondering the "press the button and someone will die" video was an old PicnicFace skit lol
ua-cam.com/video/LJQ-LZYAMBQ/v-deo.html
Heyyy!!! If your parents had the swapped face features!!!...... the 5% vision loss from that 5 mill isn't sounding too bad now!!! LMADO!
I literally set a reminder for this video, but I fell asleep. Lol
Love the videos boys !
As soon as you had burp !!! I BURPED
Did not expect this.
Austin getting that long hair 🤘
Now let’s reverse the roles and hear what Austin would hypothetically do.
Bigfoot's Manager is a sick band name 🔥🤣
Me likey dat Owni in gee
Hell yea
Blues God gettin' old 😆😆 @14:00
Am I too high or did Jared not understand the second one where you go more blind with every sneeze? 🤣
16:34
Wait a minute
Metalcore vocalist tier list part 3 plz
Krunk my Dunk Dunky Krunk