If "RUNNING FOR DEAR LIFE" was a person. Sis was SKED!

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  • @christilynfranklin2104
    @christilynfranklin2104 2 роки тому +1530

    The sad part is, the cat can DEFINITELY jump up there if it wanted to 🤣🤣🤣

    • @achleyj131
      @achleyj131 2 роки тому +59

      Facts 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @malstarrainbow
      @malstarrainbow 2 роки тому +95

      That’s exactly what I was about to say because she really didn’t do anything CATS CAN JUMP!! 😅

    • @bnadira212
      @bnadira212 2 роки тому +16

      Ok! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @camelialove1426
      @camelialove1426 2 роки тому +38

      Like I’m in tears , laughing so hard at your comment 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @finallyanaccount
      @finallyanaccount 2 роки тому +26

      🤣 soooooo true… jump up and pose lol.

  • @sherikalockhart3020
    @sherikalockhart3020 2 роки тому +867

    The cat was trying to understand why she was running.

    • @pattywilliams788
      @pattywilliams788 2 роки тому +53

      Poor thing probably thought they were playing tag and he was it, lol! 😝

    • @milili27
      @milili27 2 роки тому +56

      “Why are you running!? Why are you running!?”

    • @LadyDiva3
      @LadyDiva3 2 роки тому +7

      Girl, 🤣🤣🤣... you made me laugh and I cracked my beauty face mask...😭 I'm trying to self-care over here!!! But I knew better to watch EJ videos and read comments while I had my beauty face mask on!!

    • @LadyDiva3
      @LadyDiva3 2 роки тому +16

      Or the cat was running away from the monster she was running away from🤣😭😭😭

    • @CASSVILLE50
      @CASSVILLE50 2 роки тому +4

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @wandaalston859
    @wandaalston859 2 роки тому +728

    This is so hilarious!...the cat is so unbothered, like "what she running for?"😂😂😂

    • @rogers5622
      @rogers5622 2 роки тому +21

      Exactly. The cat was being nice because he could have easily jumped on that car 🤣

    • @CakednBaked1
      @CakednBaked1 2 роки тому +10

      Right! It just wanted a friend to talk to and some love 🤗😍... 😂😂😂😌

    • @pamelacarolino2508
      @pamelacarolino2508 2 роки тому +6

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @HaloHighlightz
      @HaloHighlightz 2 роки тому +6

      Cat like let me find out so I can run for higher ground too!

    • @sharonjones6579
      @sharonjones6579 Місяць тому

      😂😂

  • @emberskies999
    @emberskies999 2 роки тому +626

    I will give this lady props though, she managed to perform and olympic escape maneuver with a child on her back while managing not to trip like how they show the characters in the horror films running away from the monsters in the forest.

    • @ricaivory6571
      @ricaivory6571 2 роки тому +40

      OK bcuz most people woulda left that baby 😂😂😂😂

    • @kimberlygoree3213
      @kimberlygoree3213 2 роки тому +7

      😂😂😂😂

    • @querellenono2683
      @querellenono2683 2 роки тому +15

      @@ricaivory6571 lol, you ain't right, but true 🤾‍♂🤾‍♂👀👀

    • @LooksByCeda
      @LooksByCeda 2 роки тому +4

      Right!!😂

    • @lashaunamos7683
      @lashaunamos7683 2 роки тому +5

      @@ricaivory6571 Omg what if she would have dropped the baby and she pick up the cat and bring it to the lady. Like it's really ok. Show no fear. 🤣🤣🤣😅

  • @condecajr
    @condecajr 2 роки тому +216

    The cat probably just wanted to talk about inflation and the mice shortage 😂😂😂😂

  • @lcmm1448
    @lcmm1448 2 роки тому +506

    A former coworker of mine was terrified of cats like that. She literally bulldozed me running from one in the parking lot, and left one her shoes on my back when she knocked me to the ground! The fear is real!

    • @nannynewsviews542
      @nannynewsviews542 2 роки тому +26

      I'm afraid of cats also....not this level. But they better not touch me. Yet I've had pitbulls all my life 🙃

    • @deniserobinson660
      @deniserobinson660 2 роки тому +56

      Why did you make me spit out my drink…this is hilarious😂

    • @makeupunlimited
      @makeupunlimited 2 роки тому +14

      🤣🤣

    • @bebebe1354
      @bebebe1354 2 роки тому +4

      Lol

    • @natashamason4230
      @natashamason4230 2 роки тому +31

      Not on your back? 🤣

  • @davidslocumb9207
    @davidslocumb9207 2 роки тому +285

    It's the laughter when you said, "Fred maybe.. he was a good man!"

    • @amberd5318
      @amberd5318 2 роки тому +22

      Yes!!! 🤣🤣🤣 she said Fred better c'mon!

    • @hpr2008
      @hpr2008 2 роки тому +1

      She just made a video saying they're nosy and pay attention to everything. lol They'd both realize something was wrong and be out together.

    • @shelbypatterson5158
      @shelbypatterson5158 2 роки тому +2

      Yesss I hollered😂

    • @toilawrence3556
      @toilawrence3556 2 роки тому +2

      Listennnnn…..I actually did run off and leave my (now) ex-husband!!😂😂 I thought violence was about to happen and I was gone!! He had to find me. Living is the name of the game!!🤣😂🤣

  • @prettyblkgyrl74
    @prettyblkgyrl74 2 роки тому +24

    It was the cats 🐈‍⬛ unbothered, slow stroll for me 😂😂😂

  • @toipatton573
    @toipatton573 2 роки тому +130

    The cat wasn't paying them no mind!! Cat probably like, you know I can jump up there right..lol

    • @MsAdreaL
      @MsAdreaL 2 роки тому +11

      That was the funniest part to me.. That cat Still had Very easy assess to them the whole time. Smh 😅

    • @arelles13
      @arelles13 2 роки тому +1

      Didn't think about that 😕 🤔 😂😂

  • @gwendolynb1
    @gwendolynb1 2 роки тому +534

    When my oldest son was about 4 months old we were in the bedroom and I looked up and saw one of the biggest spiders God ever created. I'm ashamed to say it but I took of running left my baby in there and told his daddy to get him. Poor baby he was almost spider food. I have come to accept the fact that I will leave everybody in the dust when I'm in fear for my life.

    • @junkanoobaby1
      @junkanoobaby1 2 роки тому +86

      I totally understand a frog jumped in my car and I ran out the car and left my baby in the driveway of our home 🤫🤣🤣🙈

    • @bdet313
      @bdet313 2 роки тому +44

      🤣🤣🤣🤣 I hate them thangs too. I cant blame you for running 🏃🏾‍♀️🏃🏾‍♀️🏃🏾‍♀️🏃🏾‍♀️🏃🏾‍♀️

    • @SexyButCurious
      @SexyButCurious 2 роки тому +38

      I have a fear of spiders just because of a spider laying on my leg when I was 6 years old. So I do understand and if I see a spider in one of my kids rooms they might just be left behind lol

    • @MsAdreaL
      @MsAdreaL 2 роки тому

      @@SexyButCurious It laid on your leg?? Lol 🤔

    • @marlamorris2869
      @marlamorris2869 2 роки тому +48

      Not spider food.

  • @theloftons8297
    @theloftons8297 2 роки тому +18

    I'm afraid of frogs. Last summer, a frog hopped in our house after a heavy rain. When I tell you I screamed for my husband to "help me", as if I was getting attacked 🤭. He picked that frog up, put it near my face, & he kept saying "it's just a baby". I was mad at everybody in the house. He's playing w/ me, the kids didn't help, & the dog just let it come in the house. I should have walked out on all of them that day😆.

    • @deniserobinson660
      @deniserobinson660 2 роки тому +2

      😂😂

    • @apara2005
      @apara2005 2 роки тому +3

      Not you mad at the dog too 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.
      This is the BEST comment on here. I'm freaking breathless!!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @theloftons8297
      @theloftons8297 2 роки тому +3

      @@apara2005 She's a Pit and Instead of killing it, she watched me scream, ran up to the frog, and then just watched it hop. I was so mad at her. 😄😄

  • @bytheway1031
    @bytheway1031 2 роки тому +15

    That cat wasn't even thinking about them! 🐱

  • @Lyme70
    @Lyme70 2 роки тому +11

    That poor kitty wasn't even interested in that lady. It's just moseying along. 🤣🤣🤣 And, if that is her child, she's putting ALL those same irrational fears into her.

  • @QuitasBanana
    @QuitasBanana 2 роки тому +230

    The way she threw that 1st leg on the hood of that car. It was hurried but careful like falling backward was not an option. The way she was running I expected at least a dog of some sort.

    • @blackbutterfly8338
      @blackbutterfly8338 2 роки тому +14

      I had to rewind the video twice before I realized it was the cat she was running from….my goodness!😂

    • @sank7779
      @sank7779 2 роки тому +19

      After the cat strolled by, I was looking for the attack dog. Wayment, why u running ma'am 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @fangal12
      @fangal12 2 роки тому +5

      @@sank7779 in her mind that cat could have rabies, that's how a raccoon trapped me in my car for 30 minutes 🤷🏾‍♀️

    • @kharynj6629
      @kharynj6629 2 роки тому +9

      @@fangal12 Raccoons are different- they have thumbs. If you stomp at a cat it runs away. If you stomp at a raccoon it throws its hands up.

    • @revmd621
      @revmd621 2 роки тому +1

      I expected a bear! Oh, well.

  • @karlareadstheclassics217
    @karlareadstheclassics217 2 роки тому +6

    My sister had this same fear of cats. She left her car window open & a cat got inside. My sis was 8 months pregnant & when she got in her car & saw that cat, she went berserk. She panicked, screamed, jumped out of the car & ran as fast as she could w/her big belly. She went into labor that night.

  • @ShawntrellMarshall
    @ShawntrellMarshall 2 роки тому +76

    Lol.she must didn't know that cat will jump on that car

    • @Jesus.SaVeS77
      @Jesus.SaVeS77 2 роки тому +7

      I Know..lol 😀😆😆😂😂
      That ParT! Right There. Lol 😀

  • @SelanneFan8
    @SelanneFan8 2 роки тому +20

    Lol that kitty thought they were all going somewhere good then it slowed down when it realized they were running from it.
    🐱: “whoaaa where we goin? It must be exciting I gotta see this”
    …..
    🐱: “oh. Oh you we’re running from me. Oh ok. Ok… be cool be cool”

  • @cherylbonner732
    @cherylbonner732 2 роки тому +18

    Wasn’t even aN animal in sight. Teacher training and I left the children in the room during a fire drill.🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️😂😂😂. My mentor 👀 looked at me and said, “Children First and check the windows.” I wanted to say, they ain’t mine and I don’t do windows.” 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @sank7779
      @sank7779 2 роки тому +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Teezjunk
      @Teezjunk 2 роки тому +3

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @FlawedGreatness
    @FlawedGreatness 2 роки тому +10

    The fact that the baby was locked on made me smile. Because most of these parents these days be in a panic and leaving the kids. Her baby was WITH HER ON THE RUN! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

  • @robinjuarez7426
    @robinjuarez7426 2 роки тому +400

    Omg! This reminds me of my mother. She had a cat phobia! She used my baby niece, one of her favorite grandchildren, as a human shield when she was surprised by a cat. The fear is real, and often hilarious😆

    • @blackbutterfly8338
      @blackbutterfly8338 2 роки тому +44

      “human shield”😂😅Like the cat is a missile….😂

    • @monicawalker4103
      @monicawalker4103 2 роки тому +30

      Nooo the baby 😆😆

    • @jenzvoice
      @jenzvoice 2 роки тому +27

      My mom broke a door trying to get away from a cat. The fear is real

    • @ricaivory6571
      @ricaivory6571 2 роки тому +12

      Not the baby as a shield 😂😂😂😂

    • @donnabohanon1570
      @donnabohanon1570 2 роки тому +6

      For my mom it was dogs! Cats too but dogs… whew!

  • @pooh19818119
    @pooh19818119 2 роки тому +115

    Well at least she took the baby with her, unlike the dude and the pit bull from last year🤣🤣🤣

    • @ea7109
      @ea7109 2 роки тому +4

      Too true!!

    • @hpr2008
      @hpr2008 2 роки тому +7

      Maaaaaaaaaaaaaan. I saw a compilation video of grown ass men running from dogs and leaving their children on the ground. Just shameful.

    • @InnerRise
      @InnerRise 2 роки тому +1

      @@hpr2008 LINK!🤣

    • @barbarapeller
      @barbarapeller 2 роки тому

      Exactly!

    • @rjones4748
      @rjones4748 2 роки тому

      Yo my exact thoughts. I said at least she took the child with her 🤣

  • @MsAdreaL
    @MsAdreaL 2 роки тому +31

    The funniest part to me.. That cat still had Very easy assess to them the whole time. 😅 Smh

  • @mrkinla
    @mrkinla 2 роки тому +4

    For me it's bees and wasps. I am a grown-ass man but a bee made me fall backward off of the porch when I was a kid, and I still feel the same way. So you can imagine what I felt like when bees has made a huge hive over my front door. People criticized me severely for not calling beekeeper to remove the hive because they make honey, but sorry "Hello, Orkin...." . The cat phobia is also real. I used to live on a cul de sac and I had invited. coworker to my place. She did a "dry run" the day before because she likes to be on time, but she saw there were a few cats who had made a home at the end of the cul-de-sac. She called me later and said, "thank you for the invitation but Noooooooooooooooooooooo."

  • @snarkyblackgurl
    @snarkyblackgurl 2 роки тому +63

    My ex mother in law was sked of cats too… and I could not stop laughing … I shooed the cat easy but the scream she scrompt was too much ✨💋

    • @destinyshae07
      @destinyshae07 2 роки тому +18

      Scrompt! Ohhh that was delicious, a way down deep in your soul type of laugh, when she scrompt. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Heather-Luper
      @Heather-Luper 2 роки тому +13

      She scrompt! 😂😂

    • @QueenGail
      @QueenGail 2 роки тому +15

      I also vote for the scrompt 👍🏾😂

    • @nicolegreene2208
      @nicolegreene2208 2 роки тому +7

      Scrompt for the win 🏆 🙌🏾🤣

    • @ronnieking3848
      @ronnieking3848 2 роки тому +7

      I will w stealing scrompt for future use. I will somehow work it into the conversation 🤣

  • @breannajones2567
    @breannajones2567 2 роки тому +21

    We were in the driveway of our house. My brother was in the driver seat, Grandma in the passenger seat, me in the back.
    All of a sudden, my brother runs out the car screaming.
    Apparently, a wasp had flown into the car & he didn’t say anything & left us wondering WTH was going on.
    I still crack up to this day when I think about a 6’2, 250lbs man run screaming for his life! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @suigeneris5193
    @suigeneris5193 2 роки тому +10

    Lol “well no, you could buy them”😭😂😂🤣🤣

  • @EmorettaRobinson
    @EmorettaRobinson 2 роки тому +276

    I knew someone whose grandmother was afraid of flies. She got almost got in an accident on the highway because a fly got in the car. But let's talk about how that cat just leisurely walked past them as they were on the hood of that car? That and EJ's commentary is hilarious. 😂

    • @monicawalker4103
      @monicawalker4103 2 роки тому +9

      😆😆😆

    • @candicebrunson9131
      @candicebrunson9131 2 роки тому +11

      Those horse flies are terrifying! I jumped out of my manual transmission truck while backing out of my parking spot because a horse fly was trying to murder me! I had a moment of clarity and reached in and pushed my emergency break.
      I felt silly of course but legit terrified. Those things are crazy aggressive.

    • @keedybaby9243
      @keedybaby9243 2 роки тому +6

      I’m weak 😂🤣🤣🤣at this whole comment.. but I’m glad that person didn’t get in accident and EJ is too funny 😂

    • @CircumstancesNeverMatter
      @CircumstancesNeverMatter 2 роки тому +8

      I hate flies myself they’re disgusting 🤢

    • @delana2842
      @delana2842 2 роки тому +4

      @@candicebrunson9131, 🤣🤣🤣

  • @robinmcmillon4233
    @robinmcmillon4233 2 роки тому +2

    That poor cat was like "what is going on? Wonder why are they running? Let me go see."

  • @madamedivaloach645
    @madamedivaloach645 2 роки тому +3

    The cat simply trotted upon them like, so...'WHY ARE WE RUNNING' again?

  • @shelocsher2396
    @shelocsher2396 2 роки тому +2

    “my goodness, a lion. Oh my word! …a bear” 😩😂😂😂😂

  • @Only1_Me
    @Only1_Me 2 роки тому +106

    Bless her heart... this is me whenever I see a dog. Any kind, any size. I didn't go outside for 3 days when my neighbors dog got loose and camped out in my front yard. Didn't check the mail or take out the trash. That wknd, my yard was his yard. 😂

    • @theafrodzac
      @theafrodzac 2 роки тому +7

      😂😂😂 lawd

    • @ltgshyne
      @ltgshyne 2 роки тому +12

      I can’t with you...just gave the yard to the dog. Oooh, I needed that laugh 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Only1_Me
      @Only1_Me 2 роки тому +3

      @@ltgshyne 🤣😂🤣

    • @lcam9241
      @lcam9241 2 роки тому +7

      Shame on those neighbors🤣🤣🤭

    • @fromlissawithlove
      @fromlissawithlove 2 роки тому +1

      You wouldn’t like where I live then 😂. I love dogs but these Clydesdale breeds of dogs that I see on leashes, baby I’m crossing over into zip codes by then!

  • @phenomenylwoman1
    @phenomenylwoman1 2 роки тому +70

    As a former middle school teacher, having lunch alone in my classroom (or anytime alone in my classroom) is when the Mickey,s would come out I don’t play with them ❌. One time one ran across the class whilst in the middle of teaching I ran outta that class until the janitor cleared the scene. My students laughed 🤷🏾‍♀️ but hey I grew up with them I don’t wanna see them now. Lol

    • @emberskies999
      @emberskies999 2 роки тому +9

      I feel you on that fam. I am not all that inspired by Disney at all to be friend animals or insects of any kind. My melanin keeps me grounded enough to reality along with my irrational fears to run on sight, if I ever see any animal, big or small, within range.

    • @revmd621
      @revmd621 2 роки тому +2

      Yeah, Phenomenal, I feel you. I can’t take seeing 🐀 or 🐜 (roaches). Don’t jog at all, but my fat azz would be running!!! 🏃🏽‍♀️😩

  • @apara2005
    @apara2005 2 роки тому +4

    This video gave me the laughter I didn't know i needed!!!!!!
    It took me back to the day I first adopter my dog. He's very friendly - still is but I trained him not to approach humans any more because of the following incident - maybe the week after I adopted him he saw this man he really wanted to say hi too. I wasn't paying too close attention and he pulled the leash and yanked me towards the man. Well, it scared the hell out of him. He screamed so loud, ran into the streets, and almost got hit by a car 🤦🏾‍♀️. Max (who is a small poodle mix) just sat there wagging his tail so confused 🤣🤣🤣.

  • @loveforever84
    @loveforever84 2 роки тому +143

    Actually I froze when I seen a snake, so at least she was able to run with the baby. I just stood still screaming and my family had to come to my rescue.

    • @Future-zx9ts
      @Future-zx9ts 2 роки тому +30

      A snake? I will meet Jesus that day.

    • @HeIsComingBack33
      @HeIsComingBack33 2 роки тому +7

      @@Future-zx9ts 😂😂😂🏆

    • @natalynnweddle3925
      @natalynnweddle3925 2 роки тому +27

      I saw a snake once , while on a RIDING LAWNMOWER, Why did I tear up half the side of my house trying to get away from it😂😂 it didn’t occur to me until much later that I could have just run over it😚

    • @ms.whitt888
      @ms.whitt888 2 роки тому +5

      @@natalynnweddle3925 😂😂😂

    • @MrTijai
      @MrTijai 2 роки тому +3

      @@natalynnweddle3925 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I can't even

  • @Safphron
    @Safphron 2 роки тому +29

    I'm glad she protected the baby from the cat. We remember the father abandoning his little girl to the jaws of a vicious bulldog.

    • @queenannblue
      @queenannblue 2 роки тому

      Thank you, came here to say just that!😆

  • @SunQueen365
    @SunQueen365 2 роки тому +2

    That cat was like “something wrong with her ass. She running like I’m that pit bull down the street”😹

  • @Mzdedeo
    @Mzdedeo 2 роки тому +14

    I’m terrified of cats, but atleast I fully understand that he could’ve smooth hopped up there if he wanted to 😂😂

  • @thickveganafro4279
    @thickveganafro4279 2 роки тому +5

    Sis ran like that was one of those "book of eli" cats.😆😆😂🤣Im just happy she didnt leave the child.

  • @debrasewell388
    @debrasewell388 2 роки тому +37

    My neice showed me this a while ago and I could not breathe because that was me all day every day. I felt this lady and every step. Honestly the baby was blessed to be able to hang on.

  • @2thankfulnGrateful
    @2thankfulnGrateful 2 роки тому +71

    Especially a little black cat can't hurt nobody!!

    • @suigeneris5193
      @suigeneris5193 2 роки тому +5

      Sis!!!😭😭😂😂😂♥️

    • @CHULOQUAN
      @CHULOQUAN 2 роки тому +7

      😭😭😭😭 OH HOW I LOVE UA-cam LMAO

    • @emilymulcahy
      @emilymulcahy 2 роки тому +5

      That cat was a grey tabby not black

    • @user-rm1lm3rt7e
      @user-rm1lm3rt7e 2 роки тому

      @@emilymulcahy gurl...ctfu 🤣

    • @goodthewizard
      @goodthewizard 2 роки тому +4

      Plenty black cats 🐈‍⬛ done hurt folks!!! They can actually KILL!!! #NotTheAnimal 😩

  • @benitawilliams5545
    @benitawilliams5545 2 роки тому +29

    I act the same way when I see a lizard, to me it looks like Godzilla, can't nobody tell me different.

    • @Snicky0106
      @Snicky0106 2 роки тому +5

      I thought I was the only one 🫣

    • @destinyshae07
      @destinyshae07 2 роки тому +5

      Godzilla is very real, VERY real. Ummhmm

    • @nightnursegale5131
      @nightnursegale5131 2 роки тому +1

      When I tell you those salamanders have me screaming like I'm auditioning for an ol school Alfred Hitchcock film.🤷🏿‍♀️ Especially at night. They be a translucent pink color and the way they wiggle creeps me all the way out.

  • @yvetteboonecreates
    @yvetteboonecreates 2 роки тому +8

    Mini me held on like a champ tho. Sis was like you aint bout to have her on one of those my-cat-has-never-EVA-done-anything-like-this-before videos

  • @CoilySue86
    @CoilySue86 2 роки тому +3

    She jumped up on the car like cats can't jump. They do that the best! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @strawbricketteshortcake5460
    @strawbricketteshortcake5460 2 роки тому +5

    The fact that I was envisioning the cat chasing them on two feet with a knife while you were saying it....😂

  • @Oooooooo15555
    @Oooooooo15555 2 роки тому +62

    I almost burned my whole house down behind a spider when I was stationed in Hawaii. I truly understand what they were experiencing. 😂😂

    • @bdet313
      @bdet313 2 роки тому +13

      Ima need you please tell me how big the spider was, so Ill know whether to cross Hawaii off my vacation bucket list!

    • @Oooooooo15555
      @Oooooooo15555 2 роки тому +11

      @@bdet313 It was a Huntsman spider. It was huge! Hawaii is beautiful and there’s plenty of things to see and do so don’t let the spiders keep you away. 😂😂

    • @SexyButCurious
      @SexyButCurious 2 роки тому +11

      @@bdet313 lol I need to know too. I'm scared of spiders and trying to avoid places like The Amazon and Australia lol

    • @simplyjean9188
      @simplyjean9188 2 роки тому +10

      I just looked up that spider 🕷👀😱..I would have set my house on fire too and I wouldn’t have been ashamed to tell my insurance company or fire dept why.

    • @bdet313
      @bdet313 2 роки тому +9

      @@SexyButCurious Yes! I used to want to go to Brazil and Australia too! Then I learned about their arachnid activity. No ma’am!

  • @saxpoobielex7769
    @saxpoobielex7769 2 роки тому +12

    Make it so bad, cats can jump twice as high as that!😂 But that kid knew what time it was, she was already in a perfect backriding position.😎

  • @stephaniehicks9614
    @stephaniehicks9614 2 роки тому +27

    🤣🤣 l laugh even harder when EJ laughs! Hilarious. I grew up in the country but I hate Junebugs! One year it was my daughter's bday and I was carrying her cake. Them bugs were popping all around the porch light LOL. My husband was screaming "don't drop the cake" cause he knows I was about to break into a full sprint !!

    • @ap499bn
      @ap499bn 2 роки тому +3

      🤣🤣

    • @rainaclarke6464
      @rainaclarke6464 2 роки тому +4

      I hate them! And they just be flying and running into things like you can’t predict where they go 🙅🏾‍♀️

    • @antasiaward1036
      @antasiaward1036 2 роки тому +7

      I don't trust a blind bug to respect my personal space

    • @stephaniehicks9614
      @stephaniehicks9614 2 роки тому +3

      @@antasiaward1036 🤣🤣 right!

    • @luckzthesecond1694
      @luckzthesecond1694 2 роки тому +2

      Oh! Did you drop it?

  • @stephaniewilliams4470
    @stephaniewilliams4470 2 роки тому +2

    It's roaches fa me! Those big ones can have the whole house! When my oldest was an infant one got into my mother's living where he was laying. If my memory is correct, I left him... but came back, grabbed him by his little infant ankle and proceeded to pull him towards me. I was doing all this while keeping a steady eye on that roach! #ICAMEBACK!🤣🤣🤣

  • @alannataylor4482
    @alannataylor4482 2 роки тому +13

    At least she took the baby with her. My aunt would knock us right out the way and lock the door behind her. Then threaten us if we touch the door. What was she running from you ask? The pet bird. Why yall got a bird for!? Everybody scared of it 🤣

    • @deniserobinson660
      @deniserobinson660 2 роки тому

      I’m cracking up 😂! I can imagine the whole scene😂

  • @madalinebell1525
    @madalinebell1525 2 роки тому +209

    I know this looks crazy but you have to give mom props for her form and athlecticism. If that was me I would have dropped the poor child and she would have fell on the cat. Problem solved.

  • @candykizz3z68
    @candykizz3z68 2 роки тому +8

    When you said “he was a good man” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I laughed so damn hard , right at the same time you did. Thank you for bringing up my mood today !

  • @latoyaallen8064
    @latoyaallen8064 2 роки тому +1

    I was DOONNEEEEEE when EJ said, "FRED WAS A GOOD MAN" I lost it, couldn't hold in my laughter 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣, I knw I woke some residents up at my job & I work at nights so they were mad & scared !!! I told em' that EJ did it

  • @marlamorris2869
    @marlamorris2869 2 роки тому +44

    My mother jumped on top of a car leaving me behind to get possibly get attacked by a dog. I was two at the time. I don't know how many times I've heard that story, but knowing her fear of dogs it's totally believable.

    • @dr.100purrscent5
      @dr.100purrscent5 2 роки тому +15

      Damn 😔, sorry to hear that. My Mom did the same thing but it was over a mouse. It's a long story but I knew from then on me and my sister were on our own when it came to certain things. We also learned how to run at a moment's glance. So if you see danger, you won't see us. We be gone 👀😳🏃‍♀️✌🏾

    • @revmd621
      @revmd621 2 роки тому +3

      HaaHaaaah!!!

  • @katvazquez1
    @katvazquez1 2 роки тому +2

    Oh my gawd, I just had a Me Too moment. I’m just saying, I may not run from a cat but will run from a flying roach, a lizard, a frog, a bee, wasp, rodents, snakes… any amphibians, reptiles, crustaceans, and most mammals. Hell, I’m even running from the cat if it’s charging. You name it I’m running. 😂😂

  • @tjax5534
    @tjax5534 2 роки тому +5

    One summer in my younger days I was sitting outside eating green grapes. Looked down and there was a green long legged spider! Chile, I KNOW the neighbors thought I was being beaten because the way I SCREAMED and kept screaming! Haven't had green grapes since.

  • @sharlogan92
    @sharlogan92 2 роки тому +2

    “If I see a monster, my loved ones might be on they own.” 😂😂😂

  • @pamwhite1980
    @pamwhite1980 2 роки тому +26

    Ma'am....I was in tears...you are too hilarious! 😂😂😂

  • @carlac9782
    @carlac9782 2 роки тому +2

    The "evil cat" voice you did was so unexpected it made me laugh so hard I spit out my ginger tea.

  • @msrhonda310
    @msrhonda310 2 роки тому +23

    She like I got you! Seriously I would run like this if I saw a Waterbug!!

    • @VerSpnc
      @VerSpnc 2 роки тому +4

      Girl me too! I act a pure fool whenever I see them big ol nasty bugs

    • @robyn3976
      @robyn3976 2 роки тому +1

      i feel you Rhonda, I was 15yrs old and at home by myself. I saw the biggest waterbug I ever thought existed. I called the police. True story. I'm not kidding, Arkansas waterbugs are just different.

    • @QueenGail
      @QueenGail 2 роки тому +1

      Yes ma’am

    • @shalawndudley2094
      @shalawndudley2094 2 роки тому +1

      @@robyn3976 Lol! The police? Did they come out? One crawled over my 9 year old son's foot tonight and he ran in my room and we hunkered down for the night. I live in Tennessee..

    • @robyn3976
      @robyn3976 2 роки тому

      @@shalawndudley2094 Yes, the police came and he laughed his head off as he was killing it. I hope your little one isn't too traumatized, but as long as he has you I'm sure he'll be ok. 🤭

  • @ronibigbangnicole
    @ronibigbangnicole 2 роки тому +2

    Cat: " Do you have a moment to speak about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?"
    "...Ma'am?"

  • @cherissebrowne3795
    @cherissebrowne3795 2 роки тому +22

    EJ I just wanna say. We see the results of your work ma'am! You are shedding and we notice!! You better get it!!! 🙌🏾🙌🏾

  • @jossyj1
    @jossyj1 2 роки тому +2

    This is MY MAMA😂😂😂
    We missed a whole day of work & school because a cat was on my moms car one morning. It wasn’t moving and niether was the car that day…. LMAOOO🤣
    Needles to say, she passed the phobia down to me🤦🏾‍♀️🙄

  • @aliciaharding2272
    @aliciaharding2272 2 роки тому +33

    Girl one time my momma grabbed her purse and her coat and left me cause a lizard got in the house. Then she called me from my grandmother's house and told me she wasn't coming back until I got rid of it.. so eventually I did.. it was missing its tail,but it was alive and back to nature.

  • @shalawndudley2094
    @shalawndudley2094 2 роки тому +9

    Lol! Cats can be dangerous and aggressive, but this one was super chill wondering why she was being extra. On the other hand, that is me trying desperately to escape a cockroach 🪳 😫

  • @tammykinstrue9849
    @tammykinstrue9849 2 роки тому +19

    I understand what happened here. Like me, Sis' vision is not the best. She saw a whole different animal. She thought a badger, possum, rat, raccoon, or worse was after them. One time my family was driving past some woods in the Poconos and I said I see some moose. Everyone else in the car saw 3 deer. 🤷🏿‍♀️

  • @godfirst9990
    @godfirst9990 2 роки тому +1

    The fact that she was running and the 🐈‍⬛ was chill walking behind her, asking « y’all alright »

  • @itsmyopinionnotyours1683
    @itsmyopinionnotyours1683 2 роки тому +5

    NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND 🤣😂AT LEAST SHE STRAPPED HER CHILD TO HER BACK 😂🤣

  • @TMYPiscesSunandMoonRising5548
    @TMYPiscesSunandMoonRising5548 2 роки тому +2

    It's the " choosy moms chose jiff" for me 💀⚰ 😂😂😂.

  • @avvondaparker4627
    @avvondaparker4627 2 роки тому +23

    🤣🤣🤣 I've said the same. In a situation, I'm gone be about me, then kids and husband better keep up! Spiders... spiders cause me to swerve and nearly kill everyone around me and with me. 😒

  • @brendawilliamson540
    @brendawilliamson540 2 роки тому +1

    The cat’s body language is it just wants to come get acquainted and be friends. Sad she was so scared. Love she was so protective of the kid, though. I run from crickets-hate them😂

  • @leshaybrown1044
    @leshaybrown1044 2 роки тому +7

    When I was 9 years old, I was outside playing basketball alone and the ball rolled down the yard by a bush. So I went down to the bush to pick the ball up, and literally 2cm away from the ball was a black snake curled up. I took off so fast, I went to the downstairs door and started banging as fast as I could while watching my back. Then I moved to another door around the house and another one, eventually the snake started moving and I freaked out and started yelling and banging for someone to open the door. After a while my cousin came to the door fussing because I was making too much noise and she was otp trying to be fast.

    • @Teezjunk
      @Teezjunk 2 роки тому +1

      LORD have mercy 😨

  • @clew5010
    @clew5010 2 роки тому +2

    “He was a good man!” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @greenprimalranger
    @greenprimalranger 2 роки тому +6

    Choosy moms choose Jif 🥜 🤣

  • @keithlangreen2053
    @keithlangreen2053 2 роки тому +1

    EJ, all imma say " Fred was a good man Savanah, a good man" keep him lifted in prayer

  • @finallyanaccount
    @finallyanaccount 2 роки тому +24

    I have to wonder though if the child is also scared of cats, like in a genuine sense OR if that fear developed from seeing the adult reacting in a fearful way.
    I’m convinced that my niece is now scared of bees because of me.

    • @Jaded6911
      @Jaded6911 2 роки тому

      I was thinking that too. Maybe the child was scared.

    • @Shewas-kathybates
      @Shewas-kathybates 2 роки тому +2

      Kids can definitely adopt fears from those around them

  • @pattybrown639
    @pattybrown639 2 роки тому +1

    Gurl.. The way that cat just STROLLED into focus was EPIC... yes RATS.. SNAKES anything that ain't human and half the human population .. 😬😬😬🙅🏿🙅🏿🙅🏿

  • @tyresseferguson2462
    @tyresseferguson2462 2 роки тому +5

    😂😂😂 I learned as a kid that there are people who's genuinely afraid of cats and all I could do is laugh learning this.

  • @MphoenixE
    @MphoenixE 2 роки тому +1

    The cat slow walk is priceless. Walking like Jason on an evening stroll

  • @darrinjohnson9412
    @darrinjohnson9412 2 роки тому +12

    I feel like I do this when I see people I don’t want to talk to like my chatty drunk neighbor I won’t get on my car but I’ll jog right back in my house or if I’m in my car speed away like I’m Cruella Devile

  • @gdpope52
    @gdpope52 2 роки тому +1

    I think we all exaggerate how heroic we would be in a death situation.

  • @RainRay1
    @RainRay1 2 роки тому +4

    Lawd the way i just hollered! And how we busted out laughing at the same time about "fred was a good man!"

  • @dragonking184
    @dragonking184 2 роки тому +2

    I just wanna say that I absolutely LOVE when you are laughing at your own material. It shows that you are really enjoying what you are doing! also it's the kinda laugh that makes me wanna laugh, which always brightens up my day.

  • @favoredone4774
    @favoredone4774 2 роки тому +3

    One of my dearest God fearing friends ran like this from a KITTEN!!!!! 😁😁😂😂🤣🤣 I begged her to keep the kitten and she eventually faced her fears and kept the kitten of which she had for 13 years.

  • @MrsMamaBear
    @MrsMamaBear 2 роки тому +1

    The cats like "what we running from let me know!!"

  • @rondasanders9991
    @rondasanders9991 2 роки тому +15

    I love you so!! Fred better pay attention!!! I love that you crack yourself up!!!

  • @cme4743
    @cme4743 Рік тому

    That car, for sure, was walking like he just “wanted to talk for a spell” and “wasn’t gon hold them long.” 😂😂

  • @richyaintrich
    @richyaintrich 2 роки тому +12

    Anything that can fly, bite AND sting. Don’t care who is with me cause my goal will be, “I just gotta be faster than them”. I’m not even above using others… as a human shield. -thank you for your sacrifice in advance! One flew in my car and at that moment, it was the bug’s car. Take the keys, go where you must. I don’t do flying things that sting! 🙅🏽‍♂️

    • @ap499bn
      @ap499bn 2 роки тому +2

      🤣🤣

  • @i_am_fatima
    @i_am_fatima 2 роки тому +1

    Yes. I am absolutely terrified of frogs. TERRIFIED. Nope. Do. NOT. Come. Near. Me.🚫🐸

  • @shannontidwell5724
    @shannontidwell5724 2 роки тому +13

    He was a good man!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I would say the same thing!!

  • @elledoe5789
    @elledoe5789 2 роки тому +1

    I was waiting on the cat to jump up there 🤣🤣🤣

  • @stanclark8824
    @stanclark8824 2 роки тому +13

    My cousin is scared of cats and most of the females in my family are hahaha

  • @ForRealAlicia
    @ForRealAlicia 2 роки тому +3

    I bet you anything the kid was friendly with the cat…look at how the cat was just walking up. “Oh…that’s her…all scared…”

  • @arebeabridgewater9965
    @arebeabridgewater9965 2 роки тому +1

    🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂 n the cat wasn't even running

  • @DatCh1kMBreezi
    @DatCh1kMBreezi 2 роки тому +4

    The yard she's in looks like it is in a woodsy area where she could have come across all sorts of animals, but it was the cat that ran her up on the car.

  • @lucyd4149
    @lucyd4149 2 роки тому +1

    DOGS!!!! One time I jumped in a stranger’s backseat trying to get away from a dog who really wasn’t thinking about me 🤣🤦🏽‍♀️

  • @j-tastic
    @j-tastic 2 роки тому +9

    There was like a 5 - 6 sec delay, mom coulda opened the car door and just got in the car....
    Cats//kittens can jump 🙄

  • @DavianChase
    @DavianChase 2 роки тому

    “….we’ll nah, you could buy ‘em.” I spit out my drink!!!!!🤣🤣💀💀💀💀

  • @blackbutterfly8338
    @blackbutterfly8338 2 роки тому +30

    I know people who don’t like crossing paths with a black cat.😂Sis wasn’t playing.🤣In her mind, it was time to go!😅

    • @emilymulcahy
      @emilymulcahy 2 роки тому +1

      That was not a black cat, it was grey at best

    • @mrkinla
      @mrkinla 2 роки тому +1

      @@emilymulcahy I think Black Butterly knows that, she was merely pointing out the consensus that black cat sightings hold a superstition in our culture.

    • @emilymulcahy
      @emilymulcahy 2 роки тому

      @@mrkinla nah, there are other posts in this video calling it a black cat

    • @mrkinla
      @mrkinla 2 роки тому

      @@emilymulcahy Fair enough.

    • @blackbutterfly8338
      @blackbutterfly8338 2 роки тому

      @@mrkinla Exactly. Thanks for clarifying….🙏🏾

  • @1noonoo
    @1noonoo 2 роки тому +2

    The Baby knew how to hang on for dear life and when to climb into the car so SHE wouldn't be "cat food".😄😺

    • @Teezjunk
      @Teezjunk 2 роки тому

      IKR It kinda makes me think this is not the first time that poor baby has gone through this🤔

  • @jenniferwalden9443
    @jenniferwalden9443 2 роки тому +4

    Huge tree roaches! Just did it about an hour ago. Screamed so loud that my throat is hurting now. 😮

    • @Teezjunk
      @Teezjunk 2 роки тому +3

      Oh noooo I don't know what a tree roach is but I probably would pee myself id I saw one 👀🤯 I don't do bugs at all, none!💯