It’s a rare moment of a troll being forced to pull away the curtain because another troll called their bluff and the first troll has to go “Shoo this isn’t for you!”
As FHD said - he's AMAZING live. Saw his latest show a few weeks back (in Birmingham, where else?!?) and it was not only so funny I was out of breath from laughing so hard at points, but genuinely touching at the end.
A great few lines from Christopher Hitchens on this subject: “In the old days at the New Statesman, we once ran a celebrated weekend competition that asked readers to submit made-up gems of cretinous bucolic wisdom. Two of the winning entries, I still recall, were ‘He digs deepest who deepest digs’ and ‘An owl in a sack bothers no man’.”
Wait really? What need to be censored because there's nothing really problematic in here. Only thing I could really see someone having a problem with is the swastika joke
I once tried to have a rather rude t-shirt made for a somewhat strange young gal I was dating ... No one would make it! Put me right off t-shirt printers. Looks like engravers may share the affliction
@@benejeneb I think it's part professionalism and also not wanting to be affiliated with that type of business. Someone will get something silly printed and then his friends would want the same till it spirals and you'll get known for not giving a toss for what you print, then come the racists and whatever else, fine line between jokes and innuendo. You never wanna be known as THAT business within your industry. Seen similar with tattoo places.
"and no one took notice" Jeeeeeeez. 'they didn't say it on any of the footage that was broadcast and, by extension, I think nothing was said off camera, too'
No onr noticed?! It's clips edited together from about 3 different shows you muppet, what did you want them to do announce before every joke how ill he looks?! You think he'd want to keep bringing it up every 5 mins?! What a stupid thing to comment, virtue doesn't work when you try and get everyone to look at you you know? Maybe you could get him a bracelet engraved with 'I cared the most about you, I even wrote a stupid comment to prove it but it didn't work I just looked a massive tw@t'?
Joe missed a trick with Christopher Butterslip, in that he should have put up a pat of butter for sale, then said he'd changed his mind no one can have it, then logged in as Joe and gone "Christopher's butter has given us the slip!"
Joe is absolutely hilarious 😂 I’m desperate to see him live I know it will be a brilliant night Love 💕 from Denise in Yorkshire England 🏴😂😂🤣🤣😅👏👏👏👏👏💕😂👋
Quickest way to get kicked out of Victoria secret: ask where the kids section is? Walk into a bank wearing a fake wig and mustache and conduct all your banking as normal. Then yell out lady and gentlemen and say it a turrets thing.
Put on a fat suit and then turn up at a fitness class and do like 2 seconds of exercise and then just sit on the floor and say fuck that shit and then pull out a tub of ice cream and just sit there and start spooning at it like no you guys go ahead I'm living vicariously through you go-go-go
Ricky Gervais has no problem trolling other celebs. He regularly did it hosting the Golden Globes. And let’s not forget the bigger celebs don’t post anything themselves. They have a media company pump out inane crap in their name just to keep them ‘in the public eye’
@@mikefriend1514 And footballers. Its so bait as well as weird. Why do footballers post after a winning match a picture of themselves during the game with some generic "Come on" message? Because its some media management farm who have paid the paps for the picture already; all while the players are still in the dressing room.
I doubt it, as there's no group of people being discriminated against here. Actually, I'm not sure that discriminating against gay couples is illegal in Britain. The only UK case I'm aware of so far was in Northern Ireland, which has specific laws against political discrimination, because of the history of sectarianism, and they were the laws in play in the case.
The ”no, I don’t want you to have it” makes me cry of laughter and I’m not even sure why
He said it like an oversized posh toddler.
@@Smaugette stewie griffin 😂
It’s a rare moment of a troll being forced to pull away the curtain because another troll called their bluff and the first troll has to go “Shoo this isn’t for you!”
5:14 the way he annunciates “shit. tin.” Is spectacular
Well if you don’t it’ll sound like shit in
"No i don't want you to have it". 😂😂
I think "Your cat is a twat" would make an amazing bracelet!
I have no idea why it was rejected TBH
You guys do you understand that he never actually contacted an engraver and it is just a bit right?
@@jeremyk5414 No shit. So?
My two are twats, so I'd be fine with that.
@@jeremyk5414 I'd immediately agree if it were anyone else. With Joe, I'd say it's about a 50/50 chance.
I liked him on Taskmaster, but I never knew how hilarious he was till i started watching these clips
He is a weapon when left to his own devices.
You have to go see him live. He's fantastic
Same
Omg. Watch his shows Joe lycett has your back as well as his Hugo Boss (his other legal name) has your back. It's Hilarious.
As FHD said - he's AMAZING live. Saw his latest show a few weeks back (in Birmingham, where else?!?) and it was not only so funny I was out of breath from laughing so hard at points, but genuinely touching at the end.
I absolutely love Joe, he's so chaotic
Chaotic? 🤔
I've seen him do things like this multiple times. Why do we all have to stop and listen and pretend it's funny?
@@john.premoseBecause it is. He says what we all wish we'd thought of at the time.
It feels great to see Sean and incredibly sad at the same time.
Yes. He didn't look too well.
God I miss him.
@@andylane247 agreed mate 😔
God, same.
My reaction was “Ooh, Sean Lock!” followed immediately by “…Aw.”
"People with nothing to do in the days"... ouch that cut me deep.
i am at least deteriorating.
You mean all viewers of regular countdown.
Nobody trolls like Joe. Plus: I love any time I get to hear him say my name.
What's your name?
@@kanedaku Samantha
Are you the cat seen near his office?
@@vermilliongecko Meow’ll never tell…
A great few lines from Christopher Hitchens on this subject:
“In the old days at the New Statesman, we once ran a celebrated weekend competition that asked readers to submit made-up gems of cretinous bucolic wisdom. Two of the winning entries, I still recall, were ‘He digs deepest who deepest digs’ and ‘An owl in a sack bothers no man’.”
😆 wtf 😂 an owl in a sack ... I'm weak
thank you. made me snort my tea
"Ok very good bye bye" ...is now how I reply to all work emails
How can you not love Joe Lycett.
The North American TV sensors would have a stroke because of this show.
Not North America, just United States of America lol
Censors. I would usually let this slip but considering this is countdown you can’t be getting away with that.
they really could use a good stroke once in a while, maybe it would help rid them of all that tension they have building up
@@brettmcleod6068 Canada would deff censor this as well. Not sure about Mexico tho
Wait really? What need to be censored because there's nothing really problematic in here. Only thing I could really see someone having a problem with is the swastika joke
Who knew engravers had such a high moral code?!
I once tried to have a rather rude t-shirt made for a somewhat strange young gal I was dating ... No one would make it! Put me right off t-shirt printers. Looks like engravers may share the affliction
@@texasoilfields It makes no sense!! What is the difference, just more business, right?
@@benejeneb agreed!
@@benejeneb I think it's part professionalism and also not wanting to be affiliated with that type of business. Someone will get something silly printed and then his friends would want the same till it spirals and you'll get known for not giving a toss for what you print, then come the racists and whatever else, fine line between jokes and innuendo. You never wanna be known as THAT business within your industry. Seen similar with tattoo places.
@@RK-ep8qy that is a very good point. I suppose it is subjective at the point where you draw the line. Very conservative in this case I think
My love for Joe Lycett’s hilarity knows no bounds.
Are you from the 18 century?
I think Joe Lycett is one of the few comedians who would reliably make Sean Lock laugh
"Sentimental messages in jewelry"... "One Ring To Rule Them All..." Oh, Sauron, you big softie! 😆
Best. Troll. Ever.
Dan sounds like a hoot
How could anyone reject "you cat is a twat"? I love my cat. And she's a twat. Must have been someone who loves animals but has never met a cat.
The people that instantly go along and riff with Joe's antics are my favourite people
Poor Dan. He was just adding to the humour and Joe couldn't take it...
Joe Lycett is how I think I sound when I'm angry.
Exactly. This is the calm voice in my head, but unfortunately I have Lewis Black shouting out of my mouth.
Joe is a legend 😂🤣👏🏻
Love is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last long if you're fat... Love it 🤣
I mean I think Dan won that round 😆
Sean lock looked so ill here and no one really took notice, now he's passed you can really see it, I wish he wasn't gone, he was such a great guy
I'm literally looking through to comments to see if I was the only person who noticed that as well.
"and no one took notice"
Jeeeeeeez.
'they didn't say it on any of the footage that was broadcast and, by extension, I think nothing was said off camera, too'
No onr noticed?!
It's clips edited together from about 3 different shows you muppet, what did you want them to do announce before every joke how ill he looks?! You think he'd want to keep bringing it up every 5 mins?!
What a stupid thing to comment, virtue doesn't work when you try and get everyone to look at you you know?
Maybe you could get him a bracelet engraved with 'I cared the most about you, I even wrote a stupid comment to prove it but it didn't work I just looked a massive tw@t'?
Pretty sure the cast knew. There are some times he lost his joke and they would help him out through it.
Lycett makes me cry with laughter
When Walter White replaced Sean Lock
One can only wish, to be fair though a rock would be better and funnier.
@@js0988 you can’t beat Sean Lock.
Best thing about this video. Your comment funnier than that guy 🥱
@@js0988 you clearly don't understand his humour. He's hilarious.
Oof this hits a little differently now
Joe Lycett is Loki in disguise
Joe is a evil shit and I fucking LOVE IT 🤣❤
Jimmy's laugh sounds like StampyLongNose's laugh
Man, Hugo is just my favourite 😍
i love his humour
He's brilliant.
He is so fucking funny!
Joe missed a trick with Christopher Butterslip, in that he should have put up a pat of butter for sale, then said he'd changed his mind no one can have it, then logged in as Joe and gone "Christopher's butter has given us the slip!"
Don't give up your day job pal
I got a Hugo boss advert before this video
That guy’s laugh 😭
Hilarious dude
8 out of 10 cats does Countdown is underrated
You think it’s worth 9 out of 10 cats?
@@fredriksahlstenglimmevi3259 🤣😂😂
How? It's a mainstream show, on a mainstream channel, with mainstream comedians, and is highly rated
No its not
Sorry to disagree with a fellow Tiger but it's pretty well loved.
1. hahahahahaha
2. sean lock
Hysterical man! 🤣😂
I just found out about Joe yesterday.. This guy is seriously funny
Walrus has been very busy!
Not gonna lie, that **is** Micky Flanagan! 😂✍
They should have cast this guy in Harry Potter, literally anywhere
They should've. I'm sure he would've be a good caster himself :p
@alfie5589 cracking idea! Perhaps this is the series we all need, Joe as each HP part in turn 😂
I think about the ‘mint condition’ joke atleast once a month
Lmao what a prankster
I want to be friends with Joe 😂
Who doesn't?
"Your cat is a twat" I'd wear on a t-shirt.
5:27 The necklace "For That Special Someone" looks more like a dog-tag with a sink chain. Nice. Only £89.99?
Joe is absolutely hilarious 😂 I’m desperate to see him live I know it will be a brilliant night Love 💕 from Denise in Yorkshire England 🏴😂😂🤣🤣😅👏👏👏👏👏💕😂👋
i love that i got an ad for ‘the always pan’ over this
I love joe lycett
And he loves you!
Quickest way to get kicked out of Victoria secret: ask where the kids section is? Walk into a bank wearing a fake wig and mustache and conduct all your banking as normal. Then yell out lady and gentlemen and say it a turrets thing.
He looks a lot like Hugo Boss
That one guys laugh is everything lol
All those letter's would make a great book
Love this man
10/10 brilliant
“Well Jimmy….”
Such a beautiful mind.
Seeing Sean in these videos is still kind of painful. Life really sucks sometimes
Agreed! They should edit him out of all repeats and clips
Joe is like a camp Lembit Opik
Sean with a beard!!!
Chaotic Good in a nutshell
Nah, this is definitely Chaotic Neutral at it's purest.
“Go away Dan you fucking knob”
Innit Calling Detectives
Last Detective 1.14 On The Weigh
Missing 2 To Make Pi
Put on a fat suit and then turn up at a fitness class and do like 2 seconds of exercise and then just sit on the floor and say fuck that shit and then pull out a tub of ice cream and just sit there and start spooning at it like no you guys go ahead I'm living vicariously through you go-go-go
7:06
his soft posh voice saying fuck the police 🤣🤣
Joe is great. Sad to see Sean like that.
Modern day Loki
I want a FUCK THE POLICE bracelet now lmfao
04:49 he didn't make that up
What makes you say that?
Tinsel, and inlets, lets in, and n stile
If anyone of the general public called celebs out for being stupid on social media, they'd get slated as trolls.
Joe does it and is applauded a hero.
It's not trolling if they're being stupid and those responding to them are accurately pointing this out.
Too right!!!!!!!!!
In fairness though many celebs ARE often stupid on social media so it’s not Joe’s fault. He is just being observant!!!!!!!!
Ricky Gervais has no problem trolling other celebs. He regularly did it hosting the Golden Globes. And let’s not forget the bigger celebs don’t post anything themselves. They have a media company pump out inane crap in their name just to keep them ‘in the public eye’
@@mikefriend1514 And footballers. Its so bait as well as weird. Why do footballers post after a winning match a picture of themselves during the game with some generic "Come on" message? Because its some media management farm who have paid the paps for the picture already; all while the players are still in the dressing room.
Loki in real life
Why did he hate people playing along? I thought funny people like others playing along with them?
It's funnier when other people don't get the joke.
He has to be funny first
That was part of the joke.
This guy is so funny! I wanna know what joke got the police involved
Galaxy class troll
Seeing Sean now... in his ill state...
Over 70s categorie!
We used to do this a long time ago on trade and swap on Facebook
High IQ this kid.
This is great, but seeing Sean literally hurts my insides 😔
Life is like cream it’s thick or it’s runny
😂😂😂😂😂
Wait, are we supposed to NOT like Snow Patrol?
The you're not my dad, wasn't that offensive. And these engravers are picky af
the original troll
rich celebrity with too much time on his hands trolling/ harassing regular people just trying to do their jobs
a bag of humbugs in mint condition would've been funnier.
the presenter’s fuckin laugh….. 🙃
Joe Lycett is just the best, but he makes me so angry. It's aggravating how he looks like he should be a complete dick, but is actually nice.
There's a real cruel streak to Lycett's humour.
A shame because he can be entertaining when he is not eviscerating his victims.
Can they get trouble for refusing to engrave those messages? Is it anything like refusing to make flowers for same-sex weddings?
I doubt it, as there's no group of people being discriminated against here. Actually, I'm not sure that discriminating against gay couples is illegal in Britain. The only UK case I'm aware of so far was in Northern Ireland, which has specific laws against political discrimination, because of the history of sectarianism, and they were the laws in play in the case.
@@qwertyTRiG homosexuality is a protected characteristic in the UK, so it is illegal.
@@qwertyTRiG Like a broken lift you’re wrong on so many levels.
@@andrewleah1983 I can assure you that when I say "I'm not sure" I am 100% correct. It is absolutely true that I'm not sure.
@@qwertyTRiG Fair plays on that comeback. 100% factual (re: "not sure").
You can just text custom orders to local shops?????
Yes.
Independent shops / metalsmiths, and also privately owned businesses. Its up to them how they take orders.
Seriously guys (all Brits), how do you guys put up with that laugh?