In my maid of honor speech at my cousins wedding, I was roasting her about how crazy she was in middle school thinking she had found her soul mate and how delusional she was, and how she was so convinced she found her husband.. yeah, she was marrying that middle school boy 15 years later. I had the whole room cracking up
Please, for the love of God, tell me you were not as shitty as this MoH- my God, pace yourself until after the speech. That was painful to watch her eyes practically rolling out of her head, stumbling and fumbling the words, and cracking herself up well before getting the words out. She wasn’t nearly as clever as she thought she was.
"You have to hear this!", then taking a bite of food or a sip of a drink is the friend equivalent of a mom screaming for you from across the house and ignoring your "what?!" scream back only to be met with another scream of your name.
😂😂😂 I'm this mom. Shouting to my son until he comes to near enough that I dont have to yell, or my other thecnic is to scream his name until "what?!?" and then talk in normal voice so he must come near enough to hear me😂😂😂 My son is 21 next sunday❤
The last one was so good! Both her roast and the son that roasted his mom were the kind I like, just a lil roast, funny and not truly hurtful or embarrassing. Also, the one where the son roasted his mom- omg her wedding was gorgeous! Her dress, her hair, the decor, especially the flowers were all beautiful and elegant.
The bride's maid speech at the end is next level. One that won't be able to be made for (hopefully) a long time. If this bride's maid actually lived with the couple for a year plus during the pandemic, there is some real knowledge here about the ins and outs of the couple... She knows him way too well due to this fact. And he is so on board with all of it. Priceless.
I think it's universally understood that women don't go to the bathroom alone. So unless the story involves the two of you going in an alley or something, you're fine.
I was gonna say I don’t think the story is inappropriate, but unnecessary for this reason, unless she uses a more personal story about a time they went to the bathroom together, it’s not gonna really add anything imo
@lotstodo reminds me of a time my grown ass mom walked into the mens restroom with me bc she didnt want to be alone😂 gotta love that UNO REVERSE MOVE she did. When we both walked out of the restroom another lady who was waiting with her husband, was so confused she grabbed her husbands arm and said GEORGIE WAIT A MINUTE😂
i think it depends on the audience...? mentioning going to a normal toilet together would be considered kind of tame, maybe even boring here 😅 peeing down an alley together would honestly be more of a hit - it's a funnier premise.
My very first job was working in a daycare and I will NEVER forget what my coworker said to me this one time. She said: 'Babies be rude!🤷" 😂😂😂 I've never forgotten that because as simple as the lesson was, she was SO CORRECT! 😅
As a parent, I personally love the stories told by my sons’ friends and the “dude, that’s my mom” that follows shortly thereafter. So, I guess it depends on the parents on the stories that you tell. My favorite when I was semi-lecturing them on calling girls ho’s while flipping through their high school yearbooks. When I mentioned that they hadn’t called any of the guys ho’s, they said it was because the guy-ho was sitting in the room with them… my younger son. The look on his face still makes me laugh.
I used to work with a friend who did stand up comedy on weekends. He was great at coming up with witty remarks. I was listening to the radio at work when it was announced that 5 men had broken out of a local prison and were still on the loose. Bob heard the report, and said, "Hey that's great news for you!" I looked at him, confused, so he explained, "Now your dating pool has increased!" My first husband was a criminal with a nine-page rap sheet, but I didn't know that until after we were divorced. Bob got me good!
8:33 My favorite TikToks (mostly ORV) are the ones that use the voice lines that say why they're scared of kids. 'They're going to find what you hate most about yourself.' and 'You got feminine hips.' is I think how it's put.
I loved that MOH speech haha, the groom couldn't fault her so it was right on point haha good job! 😂 I was in her spot once, it was glorious haha. True friends can roast each other!
Shannon's Roast was so good, and Little Grandma Susan was so funny with her roast. Charlotte I think her parents know you well enough to laugh so hard if you put that joke in your wedding speech.
It's not the Susan you need to be afraid of. Be afraid of anyone that has the word Granny, Grandma, Abuela, Avuelita, Nani, or Nana in front of it. You are are going down!
That speech was just beautiful. And the men giving dude a hard time is the definition of my family and friends. You know we care if we are willing give ya a bunch of shit.
You can too roast a kid! I remember coming home from work once and my sister and nephew were visiting. He was about 6 and I was standing behind his chair. he looked up at me and said "Uncle, you have a lot of hair in your nose." I replied "I was there when you were born, you had a lot of hair on your back". he shut right up! :)
I wore all black to church one time and someone actually said “are you going to a funeral” and I said yes and it was the best! I was not going to a funeral but it was wonderful, I had been waiting years for someone to ask me, I wear black all the time
i still have the bag my grandma made in the 90s out of old jeans! its just so durable. i also have a quilt of the same that i like to use as a picnic blanket
My son Shiloh just turned three today, and we watch your channel so often that the first thing he says when I open UA-cam in the mornings is "Sarlit!" I guess I just wanted to say thank you for fostering this adorable part of our days. We are grateful for the moments 😄
Charlotte, I have done a speech at my sister's wedding and the advice I have is practice, practice, practice! Because you will probably start crying while giving your speech if you are anything like I am. I made my own sister cry at her wedding, thankfully they were happy tears!
As someone who was a once a Bride, I was asked by someone what vibe I wanted my day to be like. It was such a thoughtful question because I knew I didn't want a funny roast type of day where I entertain my family members like an audience. To be honest, I just wanted it to be me & my husband (but we compromised on 20 people). I wanted a more serious intimate day. Not to say there weren't a lot of funny moments. But they came naturally & didn't feel forced or cringey. If I were a bridesmaid about to give a speech, I would personally ask this question to the Bride I was going to be there for. Who knows she may be so stressed about her day, has scheduled so much for everyone else, & just needs to hear sweet supportive words. Or maybe she wants her day to be light-hearted, silly, & full of roasts, jokes & laughter. To each there own honestly.
Lmao. My daughter is 6 years old and I went out the night before and was so drunk I passed put with my makeup on. My daughter looks and me and says mommy your face looks ruined 😂😂😂😂 💀
I initially thought the flamingo light was a light up flower Charlotte had in her hair 😂 From the shirt to the lights, the pink hues in this video are gorgeous!
I legitimately wrote my best friend’s maid of honor speech the morning of her wedding right after I did her hair. She got me back though and did the same for my wedding 😂
To the left. To the left. Everything you own is in a box to the left. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I loved this guy! That's my favorite Queen B song too, which made me laugh harder. 😂😂😂
@@wendyloo1159I was going to comment about it also. Being a redhead naturally, my mum told me I should never wear pink but found it is actually really pretty on redheads and Charlotte is no exception. So pretty!
My sister was terrified of my MOH speech. But then completely shocked when I brought up a memory she'd forgotten. A time she had been very supportive, patient & kind. Even tho I knew she was extra frustrated w/ me (deservedly).
The guys roasting their friend that got dumped was so funny 😂 I was just telling my son today that he knows he has good friends if they can roast each other in good fun. Girls don’t always appreciate the smack talking and sarcasm.
I grew up as a military kid, i have a lot of military friends (either currently in or vets) and roasting is a love language for those folks. Not kidding at all. Pranks, Jokes, Roasting, their way of expressing like/love.
I’ve been listening for years and thank you so much for making my cleaning job so much more tolerable! 🖤 I might have my head in a toilet but at least I’m laughing while doing so. Lol 😄😅🖤
The “self aware” guy didn’t think he was wrong, he realised the girl got him. He roasted himself by finding out that he’s spending money on women and that all of these women don’t like him. ❤️
i think adding in a “was it really a night out with us if we didn’t have to use the bathroom together?” or something along those lines would be just hilarious personally but definitely consider your audience
My 10 y/o daughter got me good the other day... caught me off guard and i accidentally told her to stfu. Immediately started profusely apologizing as she's cracking up... definitely my kid🤦♀️😅
@lotstodo i can't remember exactly, i think we were talking about my clothes, or just clothes in general and she has surpassed my in size now (im a tiny thing) and she said something along the lines of like "who's the child now?" 🤣🤣 dammit kid you're not allowed to make fun of my height until you fully pass me! 🤣
@lotstodo I've actually always had issues with gaining weight. Im 4'11" and 100lbs soaking wet. Can't donate blood or plasma, couldn't join the military out of high school like i wanted to. Not for lack of trying either, i can pack away food like crazy.
You don’t have to roast during a speech. I got very sentimental for my best friends wedding. Not a dry eye in the house. We’ve known each other since age 7. And she’s one of the few friends I have where I can remember exactly how we met and my first words to her. We are both black and native Americans. (I got a few more nationalities, but those are the primaries). But she had these long braids, down to her knees. Thick like rope and yes it was her real hair, we predate weave, lol. My first words to her was a question. ‘Are you a princess? ‘ That’s how I opened my speech. I followed up with ‘I’m so happy that today I can say she is a princess, who finally found her Prince.’ I said this through some pretty heavy tears. I was so elated for her, my tears were so joyful. She is hands down the sweetest, kindest, selfless person I know. Never even heard her raise her voice. All of this was said in my speech. She remembers it, and reminds me often. So it doesn’t have to be a roast, just make it memorable and special for her. You got this Charlotte!
@10:07 I bought that same bag in the 1980's at 'Yellow Front', so it was probably $10.00 - but what I loved the most were the matching boots. Sold separately of course!
1:55 this one is soo true.... That one teacher who talks about her cafeteria food and takes a bite and chews before saying the second line...I don't think I can physically swipe away faster than I do when I see her 🤧
Going to the restroom with your bestie is not only because of safety reasons, but also so you two can talk about things you don't want others to listen.
Honestly - i liked the jeans bags. But the girl is so right about the water waste and the Environmental take on it. The last one should be quite easy to make.
I feel like I've seen at least 20 different tutorials on how to turn old jeans into bags, so the knowledge is definitely out there. (Which was kind of the origin of those bags, I'm sure. Leave it to Zara to just start making them from scratch.)
we made jeans bags in primary school. WE used old jeans from our dads. It was easy and I kept if fairly long to test rhinestone designs and store my craft supplies
For your speach.. Just take note of your fellow Canadian, Ryan Renolds. His stories are always hilarious & endearing because he will slightly humble himself & make an odd compliment about whatever person, place, or thing he's talking about . BRILLIANT!❤😂
8:45 yes!! this lady's on point! she spoke the truth! those items.....Zara needs help. Summon the gods of fashion on them! The designs?! 🤦♀ polluting the world, destroing our ecosystem, contributing to global warming for that? we all needed that call out 😬
I remember, one of our friends now ex girlfriends, was appalled at how we all seemingly treated each other at the first get together we had that she attended and apparently said to my girl, "they are so rude to each other, it's like they all dont even really like each other." Little did she know we would all go to war for eachother, and have.
9:15 This was the idea behind the Hummer. "Let's take the ugliest military truck we have, downgrade the chassis, paint it, give it new seats and a wicked sound system, pop on a price of a small house and see who bites." Apparel companies are particularly cashing in on the TikTok "I'm bored" mentality. Just another step in destroying our life blood.
The pee thing - time your speech with the drinks served. After 3 or so, you're safe. In fact, you two may just get inspired in the middle of your speech and have to take a pee break right then. Honestly, that Best Woman of Honor speech was the best ever. Not at all insulting, but seriously funny.
As a female with a few female friends, we have that help, support, and roast friendship it's not just for the guys. That guy roasting the dude punching the door I want to be his friend so bad, super funny!
Lol this is one of the best videos you've done in awhile. The kid calling his mom out on her wedding day 😂😂 and then the friends singing Beyonce To The Left. Priceless
Honestly Charlotte I liked your anecdote about the bf and the pee, I think it's appropriate if you explain it well, with the bond etc ^^ Hope you let us know your speech ! :D
Loved that black with paint splatters tshirt and headband Charlotte! Actually tried to find the tshirt online as it's cool. Black is never out of style and it's not only for funerals. 😁
Oh! That purse part! Someone is missing the nineties! 1) the heart bag - my barbie doll had that purse! 2) the spike thing is like the top we had! The stretchy popcorn mess. 3) denim bag - as the schoolbag that I made from my old jeans and thought was cool at the time - it was horrible, but still seems better somehow. 😊😅
If you were my MOH I would cry out laughing from a story like that, BUT I wouldn't suggest telling it without makeing sure the bride is alright with that
Literally I’m in the process of trying to write my Matron of honor speech for my sisters wedding in October and I’m SO unbelievably nervous! Super excited for her tho! :)
So, I'm a dog trainer, and my 9 yr old daughter roasted me HARD in front of my entire class one day. While I was teaching a scenting class outside to a group of 15+ people and their dogs, one of the dogs started sneezing (not from the scent btw). So I said looks like he's allergic to work. My kid snaps back with "actually mom, I think he's just allergic to your jokes!" My jaw dropped and there was a unified OOOOOOooooooOooOOOOOO ... That passed through the group, followed by an eruption of laughter. I was undoubtedly ROASTED, and yet, I have never been more proud of my kid lmao!
My girls and I have been BFFs for 20 years and we roast each other constantly!! BUT we also lift each other up, have each other's backs and remind each other that we're always there for one another. Sure, they'll ask me "How'd the ground taste?!" if I fall ... But then pick me right up and make me another drink! Lol
Regarding the synchronized pees, I think it might be funny. Especially if you both end up doing it on the wedding day. My husband and I have synchronized poops (luckily two bathrooms too). I think it shows how close y'all are. If women can sync up periods with their besties, syncing up bathroom trips seems like the next logical step 😆
a girl I worked with and I were synced up to the T! One month I asked her if she started early, and she was like, "YOU TOO?! Stay away from me" lol even when we were irregular, we were still synced. My boyfriend accused me (playfully/joking, of course) of cheating on him with her lol
I can't believe a woman i have heard a thousand times say the wedding day is ALL about the couple asked if her speech would upset the parents. Who cares?!?! If the couple are happy with you and they're laughing, to hell with eveyone else. Be Charlotte!!!!! She loves you and knows you. She knew what to expect when she asked you. Don't disappoint!
the kid that roasted his mom about having no money at her wedding was comedic gold! 🤣🤣🤣
I would have added think of all the mcdonalds meals this could have got me😂
It was a beautiful wedding tho 😂
Best kid ever.
I want to introduce him to my parents
In my maid of honor speech at my cousins wedding, I was roasting her about how crazy she was in middle school thinking she had found her soul mate and how delusional she was, and how she was so convinced she found her husband.. yeah, she was marrying that middle school boy 15 years later. I had the whole room cracking up
Oh daaaamn. How's that going?
That’s amazing 😂
Please, for the love of God, tell me you were not as shitty as this MoH- my God, pace yourself until after the speech. That was painful to watch her eyes practically rolling out of her head, stumbling and fumbling the words, and cracking herself up well before getting the words out. She wasn’t nearly as clever as she thought she was.
That was the best maid of honor speech, she clearly was so close with the couple, I love that they were laughing the whole time.
That was hilarious! Good to way to incorporate jokes into a personal and touching wedding toast and very memorable.
Agree, so sweet, wholesome and funny 🥰
And she wasn't mean about her comments. They were still in a positive light. Props to you!
yes I loved her speech. She seemed a bit drunk, but still was able to pull it off well and it seemed from the heart.
Danny laughed so hard he was tearing up. That was a bomb ass maid of honor speach.
“Im not her maid, her room is a mess and I don’t want that honor” 😂😂😂 what a great best woman speech that whole thing was gold 😂😂😂
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"You have to hear this!", then taking a bite of food or a sip of a drink is the friend equivalent of a mom screaming for you from across the house and ignoring your "what?!" scream back only to be met with another scream of your name.
Or your grown son sends a WhatsApp message that says "Mom"..
😂😂😂 I'm this mom.
Shouting to my son until he comes to near enough that I dont have to yell, or my other thecnic is to scream his name until "what?!?" and then talk in normal voice so he must come near enough to hear me😂😂😂
My son is 21 next sunday❤
When we scream our kiddos name, we don't mean scream back.... we mean to run to us like you are on fire 😂😂😂 I have 5 boys
I feel so triggered rn 😂😂😂
My husband will start telling me a story and then lock himself in the bathroom to poop mid story. He’s a nightmare but I love him lol
The last one was so good! Both her roast and the son that roasted his mom were the kind I like, just a lil roast, funny and not truly hurtful or embarrassing. Also, the one where the son roasted his mom- omg her wedding was gorgeous! Her dress, her hair, the decor, especially the flowers were all beautiful and elegant.
And the CAKE! My goodness, the purple layers looked magical
The bride's maid speech at the end is next level. One that won't be able to be made for (hopefully) a long time. If this bride's maid actually lived with the couple for a year plus during the pandemic, there is some real knowledge here about the ins and outs of the couple... She knows him way too well due to this fact. And he is so on board with all of it. Priceless.
Facts I loved how he was nodding along, showing that what she was saying was exactly correct LMAO
I think it's universally understood that women don't go to the bathroom alone. So unless the story involves the two of you going in an alley or something, you're fine.
Women go to the restrooms together for safety.
I was gonna say I don’t think the story is inappropriate, but unnecessary for this reason, unless she uses a more personal story about a time they went to the bathroom together, it’s not gonna really add anything imo
Ok let’s be real tho there was definitely a back alley or two with them lol
@lotstodo reminds me of a time my grown ass mom walked into the mens restroom with me bc she didnt want to be alone😂 gotta love that UNO REVERSE MOVE she did. When we both walked out of the restroom another lady who was waiting with her husband, was so confused she grabbed her husbands arm and said GEORGIE WAIT A MINUTE😂
i think it depends on the audience...? mentioning going to a normal toilet together would be considered kind of tame, maybe even boring here 😅 peeing down an alley together would honestly be more of a hit - it's a funnier premise.
My very first job was working in a daycare and I will NEVER forget what my coworker said to me this one time. She said: 'Babies be rude!🤷" 😂😂😂 I've never forgotten that because as simple as the lesson was, she was SO CORRECT! 😅
I think the unmatching was a compliment to her roasting abilities 😂
yup she just to good lol but she well find a guy who vibes and matches her energy 😅😅😅
As a parent, I personally love the stories told by my sons’ friends and the “dude, that’s my mom” that follows shortly thereafter. So, I guess it depends on the parents on the stories that you tell. My favorite when I was semi-lecturing them on calling girls ho’s while flipping through their high school yearbooks. When I mentioned that they hadn’t called any of the guys ho’s, they said it was because the guy-ho was sitting in the room with them… my younger son. The look on his face still makes me laugh.
2:17 The bite-wait bit kinda gives off the vibes of spillin tea with the bestie over lunch though
My male best friends totally roasted me when I got dumped and it indeed included a song.....
DONT STOP BELIEVIN'
I cried and laughed.
I used to work with a friend who did stand up comedy on weekends. He was great at coming up with witty remarks. I was listening to the radio at work when it was announced that 5 men had broken out of a local prison and were still on the loose. Bob heard the report, and said, "Hey that's great news for you!" I looked at him, confused, so he explained, "Now your dating pool has increased!"
My first husband was a criminal with a nine-page rap sheet, but I didn't know that until after we were divorced. Bob got me good!
@@LazyIRanch men have a unique way to brighten these situations. Gotta love them.
8:33 My favorite TikToks (mostly ORV) are the ones that use the voice lines that say why they're scared of kids. 'They're going to find what you hate most about yourself.' and 'You got feminine hips.' is I think how it's put.
That boy at the wedding is a comedian in the making (also his mom looks gorgeous)
That dress 😍 - She was Stunning❣
Yes and Yes!😂😂😂👏👏👏🔥🔥🔥
She was stunning in that dress and her gorgeous hair 😍 ✨️
I loved that MOH speech haha, the groom couldn't fault her so it was right on point haha good job! 😂 I was in her spot once, it was glorious haha. True friends can roast each other!
Shannon's Roast was so good, and Little Grandma Susan was so funny with her roast. Charlotte I think her parents know you well enough to laugh so hard if you put that joke in your wedding speech.
Older Karen is a Susan.🤔
I think you started something!😁👍
It's not the Susan you need to be afraid of. Be afraid of anyone that has the word Granny, Grandma, Abuela, Avuelita, Nani, or Nana in front of it. You are are going down!
Nope. That's a Sophia (Petrillo).
15:24
Her managing to deliver that speech as well as she did while slurring like she was... props.
That speech was just beautiful. And the men giving dude a hard time is the definition of my family and friends. You know we care if we are willing give ya a bunch of shit.
You can too roast a kid! I remember coming home from work once and my sister and nephew were visiting. He was about 6 and I was standing behind his chair. he looked up at me and said "Uncle, you have a lot of hair in your nose." I replied "I was there when you were born, you had a lot of hair on your back". he shut right up! :)
Okay but the dudes singing Beyoncé took the 🥇
I was singing just as off key with him. 😂
Some of those bags gave me the itch. Ugh
Um, what??
I wore all black to church one time and someone actually said “are you going to a funeral” and I said yes and it was the best! I was not going to a funeral but it was wonderful, I had been waiting years for someone to ask me, I wear black all the time
My granny was making denim bags since before I was born. She also taught me how to add hidden pockets to them!
i still have the bag my grandma made in the 90s out of old jeans! its just so durable. i also have a quilt of the same that i like to use as a picnic blanket
that wedding was BEAUTIFUL, but the son roasting his mom, that was cute lol
My son Shiloh just turned three today, and we watch your channel so often that the first thing he says when I open UA-cam in the mornings is "Sarlit!" I guess I just wanted to say thank you for fostering this adorable part of our days. We are grateful for the moments 😄
Charlotte, I have done a speech at my sister's wedding and the advice I have is practice, practice, practice! Because you will probably start crying while giving your speech if you are anything like I am. I made my own sister cry at her wedding, thankfully they were happy tears!
As someone who was a once a Bride, I was asked by someone what vibe I wanted my day to be like. It was such a thoughtful question because I knew I didn't want a funny roast type of day where I entertain my family members like an audience. To be honest, I just wanted it to be me & my husband (but we compromised on 20 people).
I wanted a more serious intimate day. Not to say there weren't a lot of funny moments. But they came naturally & didn't feel forced or cringey.
If I were a bridesmaid about to give a speech, I would personally ask this question to the Bride I was going to be there for. Who knows she may be so stressed about her day, has scheduled so much for everyone else, & just needs to hear sweet supportive words.
Or maybe she wants her day to be light-hearted, silly, & full of roasts, jokes & laughter. To each there own honestly.
Lmao. My daughter is 6 years old and I went out the night before and was so drunk I passed put with my makeup on. My daughter looks and me and says mommy your face looks ruined 😂😂😂😂 💀
That wedding speech was the best I've ever heard by a long shot.
I initially thought the flamingo light was a light up flower Charlotte had in her hair 😂
From the shirt to the lights, the pink hues in this video are gorgeous!
Me too😂
Every time.
There is a difference between having a sense of humor and attacking people with bullying attacks.
I legitimately wrote my best friend’s maid of honor speech the morning of her wedding right after I did her hair. She got me back though and did the same for my wedding 😂
To the left.
To the left.
Everything you own is in a box to the left. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I loved this guy!
That's my favorite Queen B song too, which made me laugh harder. 😂😂😂
Pink looks amazing on Charlotte, pink and purple on the petty room are also gorgeous. Charlotte inspired me to make my bedroom with these colours. ♥️
I was gonna comment this! She is lovely
@@wendyloo1159I was going to comment about it also. Being a redhead naturally, my mum told me I should never wear pink but found it is actually really pretty on redheads and Charlotte is no exception. So pretty!
The neon flamingo in the back makes it look like she had a flower in her hair lol
My sister was terrified of my MOH speech. But then completely shocked when I brought up a memory she'd forgotten.
A time she had been very supportive, patient & kind. Even tho I knew she was extra frustrated w/ me (deservedly).
laugh at 4:44 got me looking all around thinking someone evil laughing behind me. actually got me looking to the left
The guys roasting their friend that got dumped was so funny 😂 I was just telling my son today that he knows he has good friends if they can roast each other in good fun. Girls don’t always appreciate the smack talking and sarcasm.
Am i the only one who loves these roasts? 😂 Charlotte's roasts are so ICONIC at this point. ♥️
Yes. The only one.
I liked the roasts but I wouldn’t want to be roasted but I think a wedding roast is okay, those were funny.
Then why do you watch?? Get off the channel lol
@@Suedepants100 try read the comment again lol
I grew up as a military kid, i have a lot of military friends (either currently in or vets) and roasting is a love language for those folks. Not kidding at all. Pranks, Jokes, Roasting, their way of expressing like/love.
8:19 It hits differently when a kid roasts you good. I would crawl into a hole and unalive myself by suffocation. 💀
I’ve been listening for years and thank you so much for making my cleaning job so much more tolerable! 🖤 I might have my head in a toilet but at least I’m laughing while doing so. Lol 😄😅🖤
Walked into Walmart wearing baggy red Tshirt and gray sweats, hair a shaggy curly mop, some dude sees me, starts whistling Elmo's World 😭😂😂
😂 ok that’s fun
The “self aware” guy didn’t think he was wrong, he realised the girl got him. He roasted himself by finding out that he’s spending money on women and that all of these women don’t like him. ❤️
I agree. I think saying it out loud triggered an "oh shit" moment.
Yeah thats a weird thing to admit, because how many women does he go out with and whats wrong with him that no girls are interested.
I love that for him 🥰
@@rra7490his mindset
i think adding in a “was it really a night out with us if we didn’t have to use the bathroom together?” or something along those lines would be just hilarious personally but definitely consider your audience
My 10 y/o daughter got me good the other day... caught me off guard and i accidentally told her to stfu. Immediately started profusely apologizing as she's cracking up... definitely my kid🤦♀️😅
What did she say?
@lotstodo i can't remember exactly, i think we were talking about my clothes, or just clothes in general and she has surpassed my in size now (im a tiny thing) and she said something along the lines of like "who's the child now?" 🤣🤣 dammit kid you're not allowed to make fun of my height until you fully pass me! 🤣
*surpassed me
LOL. That was a good one. I'm tiny too, but I've gained weight that I need to drop. Hanging on to my size 4 clothes, for when I drop the weight.
@lotstodo I've actually always had issues with gaining weight. Im 4'11" and 100lbs soaking wet. Can't donate blood or plasma, couldn't join the military out of high school like i wanted to. Not for lack of trying either, i can pack away food like crazy.
The take back at 7:40 is amazing. Played it back so many times 😹
The girl that has a vendetta against Zara purses tho 😅🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
They gave me rage
I think Tammy would appreciate you sharing the bond you have together in public. ❤
The best woman of the day at the end there, you could tell she was three sheets shy of a cobra, but she still nailed that speech. :'D talent
Wait, I've never heard that cobra idiom, what's it mean?
@@flamefangstarI also wanna know about this take on "three sheets to the wind"
You don’t have to roast during a speech. I got very sentimental for my best friends wedding. Not a dry eye in the house. We’ve known each other since age 7. And she’s one of the few friends I have where I can remember exactly how we met and my first words to her. We are both black and native Americans. (I got a few more nationalities, but those are the primaries). But she had these long braids, down to her knees. Thick like rope and yes it was her real hair, we predate weave, lol. My first words to her was a question. ‘Are you a princess? ‘ That’s how I opened my speech. I followed up with ‘I’m so happy that today I can say she is a princess, who finally found her Prince.’ I said this through some pretty heavy tears. I was so elated for her, my tears were so joyful. She is hands down the sweetest, kindest, selfless person I know. Never even heard her raise her voice. All of this was said in my speech. She remembers it, and reminds me often. So it doesn’t have to be a roast, just make it memorable and special for her. You got this Charlotte!
@10:07 I bought that same bag in the 1980's at 'Yellow Front', so it was probably $10.00 - but what I loved the most were the matching boots.
Sold separately of course!
I gotta say, the wedding where the kid roasted the mom-that wedding was hella gorgeous 😍
1:55 this one is soo true....
That one teacher who talks about her cafeteria food and takes a bite and chews before saying the second line...I don't think I can physically swipe away faster than I do when I see her 🤧
Going to the restroom with your bestie is not only because of safety reasons, but also so you two can talk about things you don't want others to listen.
Why yes, yes it is.
Honestly - i liked the jeans bags. But the girl is so right about the water waste and the Environmental take on it. The last one should be quite easy to make.
Noo, the Cargo bag looks also really cool. This girl is breaking my heart lol
I feel like I've seen at least 20 different tutorials on how to turn old jeans into bags, so the knowledge is definitely out there. (Which was kind of the origin of those bags, I'm sure. Leave it to Zara to just start making them from scratch.)
we made jeans bags in primary school. WE used old jeans from our dads. It was easy and I kept if fairly long to test rhinestone designs and store my craft supplies
I loved the “Best Woman” speech 😂it was funny, appropriate, and complimentary
For your speach.. Just take note of your fellow Canadian, Ryan Renolds.
His stories are always hilarious & endearing because he will slightly humble himself & make an odd compliment about whatever person, place, or thing he's talking about . BRILLIANT!❤😂
I got Ryan Reynolds and Ryan Gosling mixed up for a second, Ryan is a popular name in Canada apparently
@@cecilyerker Yeah, they are both pretty great, but R.R. got his funny down pat 😄
That kid with the basketball was ready. He has that stored
I appreciate your daily content soooooo much. Hope you have a great day, Charlotte!
That maid-of-honor speech!!!! FIRE!!!🤣🤣🤣I SO want to be friends with that young lady!💖💖💖
I love me a good roast! Even Miss Toocus loves the potatoes and carrots. Remember everyone, no onions for the puppies! Stay PETTY! 😂😘
15:03 This girl should start her own stand show! She's frikken hilarious 😂
7:45 He gave no mercy! 😂
8:45 yes!! this lady's on point! she spoke the truth! those items.....Zara needs help. Summon the gods of fashion on them! The designs?! 🤦♀ polluting the world, destroing our ecosystem, contributing to global warming for that? we all needed that call out 😬
That maid of honor speech was AMAZING
She was made to give roast speeches - It was gloriously funny!
The bridesmaid's speech... flawless! lmfao
I love charlotte videos ❤ they always light up my day
Same. It's a daily need
I remember, one of our friends now ex girlfriends, was appalled at how we all seemingly treated each other at the first get together we had that she attended and apparently said to my girl, "they are so rude to each other, it's like they all dont even really like each other."
Little did she know we would all go to war for eachother, and have.
The reason his mom's wedding was so good is because she told everybody she had no money.
9:15 This was the idea behind the Hummer. "Let's take the ugliest military truck we have, downgrade the chassis, paint it, give it new seats and a wicked sound system, pop on a price of a small house and see who bites."
Apparel companies are particularly cashing in on the TikTok "I'm bored" mentality. Just another step in destroying our life blood.
@@ashleyharris3807 LOL I forgot. Gotta support Big Oil, right? One of the triad financing America. Geez.
There are not a lot of professions that you can be in that you can use as practice for your stand up routine!
Well done again Charlotte.
The pee thing - time your speech with the drinks served. After 3 or so, you're safe. In fact, you two may just get inspired in the middle of your speech and have to take a pee break right then. Honestly, that Best Woman of Honor speech was the best ever. Not at all insulting, but seriously funny.
Appreciate your hard work Charlotte, thanx for making me laugh!
That bridesmaid slayed her speech and left no crumbs. 💅🏼✨
Charlotte!! I love this XD You're laugh is contagious!
As a female with a few female friends, we have that help, support, and roast friendship it's not just for the guys. That guy roasting the dude punching the door I want to be his friend so bad, super funny!
That’s a super cute story to tell! It’s not explicit but it’s silly and something you two probably laugh about together! I’d use it in your speech!
Lol this is one of the best videos you've done in awhile. The kid calling his mom out on her wedding day 😂😂 and then the friends singing Beyonce To The Left. Priceless
Honestly Charlotte I liked your anecdote about the bf and the pee, I think it's appropriate if you explain it well, with the bond etc ^^ Hope you let us know your speech ! :D
15:40 “Is that inappropriate ?” my response in charlotte “ABSOLUTELY NOT!”😂
Loved that black with paint splatters tshirt and headband Charlotte! Actually tried to find the tshirt online as it's cool. Black is never out of style and it's not only for funerals. 😁
Yeah, that shirt was awesome! I was wondering where to get it, it matches my favorite sneakers! 🙂
Oh! That purse part! Someone is missing the nineties! 1) the heart bag - my barbie doll had that purse! 2) the spike thing is like the top we had! The stretchy popcorn mess. 3) denim bag - as the schoolbag that I made from my old jeans and thought was cool at the time - it was horrible, but still seems better somehow. 😊😅
If you were my MOH I would cry out laughing from a story like that, BUT I wouldn't suggest telling it without makeing sure the bride is alright with that
I was living your your headband look! Straight 90's throw back! I used to rock that shit!
Literally I’m in the process of trying to write my Matron of honor speech for my sisters wedding in October and I’m SO unbelievably nervous! Super excited for her tho! :)
Keep it on the short side... I ended up leaving a bunch out because I got emotional... but I gave her the print out.
So, I'm a dog trainer, and my 9 yr old daughter roasted me HARD in front of my entire class one day.
While I was teaching a scenting class outside to a group of 15+ people and their dogs, one of the dogs started sneezing (not from the scent btw). So I said looks like he's allergic to work. My kid snaps back with "actually mom, I think he's just allergic to your jokes!"
My jaw dropped and there was a unified OOOOOOooooooOooOOOOOO ... That passed through the group, followed by an eruption of laughter.
I was undoubtedly ROASTED, and yet, I have never been more proud of my kid lmao!
A Canadian roasting denim? She better announce she is healthy and happy.
Canadian tuxedo ftw
As long as there is one Canuck left, there will always be a market for denim clothes.@@cecilyerker
Yeah happy and healthy she doesn’t have denim.
LMAOOOOOOOOO 😭😭😭😭😭 I am happy and healthy just trying to be sustainable 🥹❤️
My girls and I have been BFFs for 20 years and we roast each other constantly!! BUT we also lift each other up, have each other's backs and remind each other that we're always there for one another. Sure, they'll ask me "How'd the ground taste?!" if I fall ... But then pick me right up and make me another drink! Lol
For the guy with the bad facial hair, ask and you shall receive 😂😂😂
That last clip.. f’ing GOLD! 😂🤩
3:55 SMART
No lie that chomping at 1:46 almost made me throw my phone I hate the sound of chewing so bad
Regarding the synchronized pees, I think it might be funny. Especially if you both end up doing it on the wedding day. My husband and I have synchronized poops (luckily two bathrooms too). I think it shows how close y'all are. If women can sync up periods with their besties, syncing up bathroom trips seems like the next logical step 😆
Mention it, and then end the speech with , "OK, let's go pee now." or something like that.
Let's all synchronize poops. It's what we are all missing in our lives. Just imagine the community we will build.
a girl I worked with and I were synced up to the T! One month I asked her if she started early, and she was like, "YOU TOO?! Stay away from me" lol even when we were irregular, we were still synced. My boyfriend accused me (playfully/joking, of course) of cheating on him with her lol
@@Kerosene.Dreamsincredible!
This! I think go all out and run off together giggling mid speech
I can't believe a woman i have heard a thousand times say the wedding day is ALL about the couple asked if her speech would upset the parents. Who cares?!?! If the couple are happy with you and they're laughing, to hell with eveyone else. Be Charlotte!!!!! She loves you and knows you. She knew what to expect when she asked you. Don't disappoint!
lets appreciate how much effort Charlotte puts in every video
remember to always to take care of yourself and be healthy BAB35
Lmao the dude thinking about it had me at first but the ooooohhhhh sealed it 🤣🤣🤣🤣
You always look beautiful Charlotte!!! Ignore the funeral joke, black looks good on you. Btw, who wears headbands to a funeral?
When she mentioned the tiny shirts that fit everyone, THATS THE FIRST THING I THOUGHT ABOUT
LMAO GREAT MINDS 🧠
2:40 I can't stand the sound of people chewing. I'd skip it so fast.
Dudes friends roast him after break up...girls get together and also roast the dude...we're more alike than we think ❤