Cut For Time: Children’s Show (Michael Keaton) - SNL
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- Опубліковано 3 сер 2015
- Toby (Michael Keaton) hosts a children's show with the help of his talking chair (Beck Bennett), clock (Pete Davidson) and jukebox (Kyle Mooney) but things are not as innocent as they seem.
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When he says "where are the cameras toby" I lost it
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I know. 😂
Lost what?
LINKART SMOKE their soul
@@Deathbatman :0
why is michael keaton so good at being scary
BECAUSE HES BATMAN
abraham’s bitch Because he's a demon.
Beetlejuice
I think even Pete Davidson is shocked he’s working
@Charles d'Artois I mean I love Michael as much as the next guy, but Jesus dude.
Whenever I see "cut for time" I usually expect the best skits, and I'm usually right
“Cut for time” just means “adult swim’s crowd would enjoy this more than the NBC audience” lol
Honestly though lol
@firstname lastname oh damn lol
💯💯💯
i always thought that the sketches receiving the least positive feedback in the dress rehearsal are the ones cut in the live broadcast. Or did they lie to me much as Toby lied to his furniture friends?
"But these ain't even magical" Best delivery in the whole sketch.
"These is my hands"
After that line, I had to pause to collect myself
Fun fact, most the time the writers just write "Kenan reacts." and lets him improv because they know whatever comes up with will be funnier than anything they think of.
@@ShaDHP23 omg please tell me this is actually true
@@wuffalo I forget where I read it. I think it was his Wiki page.
this concept would make a legit scary horror movie 😳
Not a bad idea.
It is. You're living in it...
Jedidah Fire What specifically do you mean?
A failed child tv show actor lives in the old house set, lures people to the set saying it’s a casting for a new tv show then traps them in furniture.
Kevin Lane Jimmy fucking Savile
It's crazy that this was cut for time considering the amount of effort that went into the set design. This kind of thing must happen all the time.
They probably rent elements of the set.
The writer said it got cut for rapey vibes
@@averygartner6516 Rapey vibes were part of what made it funny.
@@averygartner6516 what a shame, when did SNL go so soft? Creepy characters aren't allowed anymore?
Ok Dr. Seuss
Anything Michael Keaton does that’s colorful and happy, is usually secretly horrifying.
Like what?
@@CaseyWinehouse in this, and just when he’s being nice in interviews, like I’m not trying to clown, he’s a really phenomenal actor, but he just had the vibe that he will be nice now, but he will find you later.
Fr man his vibe was scary right from the get-go lol
*A horrifying mix of Blue’s Clues, Mr. Rogers, and Pee Herman.*
Urine Herman
Fecal matter Herman
Yes!!!!!
I have a feeling this is loosely based on the real life of Paul Reubens (Peewee Herman)
A horrifying mix of my worst nightmares
Wanted: actors for live kid’s show
Must remain on set in furniture costumes 24/7
#applied
“It’s a living.”
And go insane haha
Got dental with that?
BlackCover95 lmao the jaded flintstone appliances
I lost it at: "But these isn't even magical. These is my hands."
me too 😂
@TheBlankFromHeck I know right sounded like he was 2 hours out of slavery.
Honestly for a second I really thought this was going to be a kid's show where everything gets repossessed but the fact that Toby is some kind of disturbed creep makes it much funnier.
During the day it’s a kids show but when everyone’s asleep it becomes Toby’s Objectophilia Playhouse
It's called 'Forniphilia'
Dear god thats some sick shit
"But these ain't even magical, theses are my hands"
Deez*
HoLLy MoOnFaNg *Nutz
ma*
How could he have not noticed as it happened? Did he sleep there with hands in acting position?
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Me: mom can i have blues clues?
Mom: we have blues clues at home.
Blues clues at home:
*Peewees playhouse at home
jack Eh, both
lol
This is like a knock-off Mr. Robinson’s.
fondue for two, fondue for two, ONE HOT DISH! Fondue for twooooo
So you’re telling me that this guy has basically just been keeping these people in his house and forcing that is a little sadistic TV show
That kids is called "kidnapping!" And them being okay with it for the most of the time is called "Stockholm syndrome!" ((Sorry if that sounded rude, It was just a joke-))
@@bipie-chan3885 But I mean it’s not really Stockholm syndrome that they didn’t know they were being kidnapped and being forced they just thought oh we’re just doing the show for a little while so technically it was kidnapping and him lying to them but seriously this would make a great and horror movie premiers like I love the idea of someone just kidnapping people and forcing them to do this thing like you you know the character baby doll from Batman the animated series how she kidnapped the people from my old show to relive it yeah it’s kind like that
@@theshockerpit7274 It was a joke my dude- I knew that wasn't exactly what it was like-
@@bipie-chan3885 so anyway would you like to hear my theory about SpongeBob
Wandavision ft batman
This hits harder since Steve just came back and did his speech 😂
Right?!
For real tho
"welp its eleven o'clock!"
"THEY TOOK THE DAMN CLOCK TOBY THERE IS NO FUCKING CLOCK"
Vinity XD
Vinity dont you take out the is
Not close to what he said at all
They took the clock Toby. He was my friend. We studied at Tisch together
Pretty sure that was ad libbed
Keaton is honestly kind of scary in this
When is Keaton not scary?
Keaton does creepy almost too well.
This is what Vulture did after his family left him at the end of Homecoming
Even as Batman there's a level of creepiness only Keaton would perform. My favorite would be Batman smiling before slapping a bomb on a big clown in Batman Returns.
So is the real character 😂😐
"How come we never see the cameras toby"? ..... When he said that I lost it 😂😂...
I swear anything that Keaton touches turns into gold 😂😂😂
-"Toby..."
-"I'm gonna miss you pal..."
-"No."
-"No, really..."
-"Help HELP, He's about to do it!"
Oh man! Had me rollin'!🤣🤣🤣
@@vianeyvasquez1713 wow this adds so much to the video and made me remember how funny this was 14 seconds ago when I watched it
@@jacobe.8809 omg! I can't stop laughing!
@@srldwg I can't tell if this is Sarcasm or not
@@jacobe.8809 No sarcasm at all. What you typed made me laugh alot! Just coming back here to reply I started laughing again. The picture of Squidward adds to my laughter also for some reason.
Michael Keaton is so vastly underestimated as a comedian
He strted off as a standup comedian
He was making comedy movies before you were born.
Huh? He is one of the most famous comedians alive
It shows how things shift: in the 80s, up until Batman and Clean and Sober, he was seen as a comic. Since then, he's mainly seen as a dramatic actor.
Well he is Beetlejuice
4:16
That awkward pause when the theme plays before Toby wanted to "express" his condolences kills me everytime!🤣
It is amazing that this guy played Batman, shows he's a versatile actor. Underrated in my opinion.
I can and will watch anything with Michael Keaton in it
Surprise they never casted him as Thomas Wayne in dark knight
In no way underrated, and being versatile is what he is known for, from Beetlejuice to Pacific Heights to Batman.
@@blootooth00 he is underrated, hardly gets mentioned as one of the best around and doesn't get many parts, whether that is his choice or not who knows
How come we never see the cameras, Toby?
''I-I told you, the cameras are really, really, really small, and they're hidden!''
That quote sums up my life
Michael must of had a mental break down after they said he couldnt be batman again
Jed Sawyer idk if you have ever seen beetlejuice or multiplicity, but Michael Keaton has always had mental problems
+John Strange OMG, I haven't laughed so hard at a SNL skit in a while. Why the heck would they cut this!?!
WHAT ARE THE HOLES FOR TOBY?!?!
😂😂😂
RoboHobo *For all the holes are for...*
RoboHobo They’re Sound Holes
There for licking and fingering and pleasing myself..
Sean L no buddy they are glory holes lol
I need more episodes of Michael Keaton playing Toby that's hilarious
Toby in prison talking to "the kids" to help himself cope with the fact that he dropped the soap in the shower,
3:52 "But these 'aint even magical. These is my hands".
Best single-line in any SNL skit. I quote it all the time and no now ever gets it 😂
What context other than this would that line even be funny though
These are the dreams Bruce Wayne has most nights when there’s no crime to fight
Godfather9814 What makes you so certain about that?
This is the dream Bruce Wayne has of what his life would be like if Gotham was a safe place
Jake Tompkins This looks like a nightmare, depending on one’s point of view.
@@kevinlane1219 Bruce Wayne, had his parents lived and raised him to be a neglectful brat that lets his finances get out of control and never allowed him to have a grounded relationship with the world and an interesting moonlighting career as a black-caped vigilante
Jake Tompkins I see. But I doubt his dream would involve mortgage foreclosure.
This is dark, and hilarious
And the fucks cut it for the air show.
so its edgy
It's weird & sexual
Koopa368 yeah I agree.
So is your avatar, heh
Everything was weird until he said, "They're taking the house!" Then it became hilarious. 😂
"They're taking the house!"
And it just kept adding up lmao
I know, SNL is a monster.
“These ain’t even magical. These is my hands...” 😂😂 Keenan makes every skit funnier.
“HELP! HELP! HE’S ABOUT TO DO IT!!!”
I’M DEAD 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"But these ain't even magical. These is my hands." 😂😂😂😂
I feel so terrible for laughing at "Help! Help! He's about to do it!"
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God I love your profile. Lost Highway’s one of my favorites and my segue into David Lynch.
"But these aint even magical,... These is my hands" 😂😂😂😂😂
Gilbert Rivera I know lmao 🤣
Look in his eyes is priceless!😂
1:03 a grim reminder sent by the reality
0:27 i kept repeating this part, dunno why lol
If peewees playhouse and blues clues were combined
I was about to comment this XD
I totally agree with you. The talking chair is in PeeWee's Playhouse.
+Zoe Olsen Exactly what I was thinking.
It reminds me of peewees playhouse and blues clues too.
And batman
...this is really disturbing
Good disturbing though XD
Is it worse that I know where all the references came from?
is that you?...The Burned Man?
mix of Pee Wee Herman & Blue's Clues
Ross Stern but hilarious
This could be a great premis for an horror movie, with a delusional tv host for children show that forced actor to stay in their costume 24/7
“Hahahahahahaha! Clocky! What a day we have. Ahead of us.” The most hilariously unsettling line delivery.
These is my hands.
greed13X LOL XD
I fucking lost it.
Black Swordsman lol really i didnt really find that part funny
greed13X *I didn't realize there was somebody in there until Keenan appear*
Los Crozo We didn’t know that that guy had sex with the flowers on his hands
TOBY THERE ARE NO KIDS
katrina that’s probably for the best
I really just want to acknowledge the fact that Kyle Mooney (jukebox) was so committed to the bit that he was even skipping words when he spoke
"But these ain't even magical. These is my hands."
Well, they're magical to Toby.
that turned dark quick..
Toby: I'm going to miss you pal.
Jukebox: Toby don't.
Toby: No really! (Unzips pants)
Jukebox: Help! Help! He's about to do it!
Oh, my gosh. 🤮🤮🤮😮😮
Chad Nedrud the fact the he actually unzipped them too lmfao
4:22 Ow! Hell he bit me!
This is the "good SNL" people refer to. We need more weird stuff like this.
Absolutely! 😂
Alternate Title: When Beetlejuice takes over Blue’s Clues
And Pee Wee's Playhouse
Basically.
More like #4 from Multiplicity...
This is why I don’t do two shows a night anymore
Maddie Koester Beetlejuice Takes Over Blue’s Clues, With The Same Money Obession As Vulture
Little trivia, Keaton started off working as on set production on Mr Rogers Neighborhood.
Really?! Didn't know that cool :) love MK he is awesome at everything he does.
Yeah, I just found that out myself.
Trivia involves a question this was just a fun fact
You learn new things everyday as I'm Batman.
Wow, the more you know
4:10 Kenan just doesn’t give a crap anymore
His first reaction to the letter always has me cracking up
Keaton is a great friggin actor. His commitment here...wow
This was cut? But it's better than most of the sketches!
Timothy Yasi almost every cut is
2:43 when Beck yells and the arms of the chair wiggle, I cant
2:17 How come we never see the cameras? 🤣
Mind altering factoid? In the 70's Mr. Keaton himself was part of the production crew on... Mr. Rogers. No lie.
Dudeitsmeee I appreciate that fact and I will def use that at some point
And Tim Burton’s film right before Beetlejuice was Pee Wee’s Big Adventure, which is pretty cool right? To go from such a bright film to Beetlejuice
mind feels the same but thanks for the fact
@@Foxy02016 Holy shit! How did I not know Tim Burton did Beetlejuice?
@@Lootroq who the fuck else could have made it? it was his first original movie.
"But these ain't even magical. These is my hands." Lmao!
People forget how funny Michael Keaton is. Such a talent.
"it's just captain, not 'captain gene'. i don't have a kiddie show, sounds creepy 'captain gene"
Allen Dale Sanchez III
“I’m a captain here at the police department and a manager at BB&B, I’m doing this just to put my son through college so he can explore his bisexuality...and become a dj “
Captain Gene was hiding a dark secret
Came looking for this. Was not disappointed.
"I don't even know what you're talking about."
Toby : Woah! You hear that, clock struck 11
Chair: THEY TOOK THE CLOCK TOBY!!!
@@GarrisonGoldberg its actually "studied at tisch"
@@GarrisonGoldberg it's pen pal time GET THE HELL OFF ME
I literally read your comment right when he said that......it was weird......beatlejuice?
“Sound holes” LOL
Michael Keaton is the best. He has such a great sense of humor and great actor and commits to the parts he plays
imagine if in the middle of Sesame Street a banker just repossess Burt and Ernies home
"We'll buy back Eric, and everything will be fine."
"These is my hands." My favorite part of this skit
It has mistaken for ‘These are my hands’
And this guy was Batman back in the 80s and 90s and now he’s a MCU Villain
@Haven Yeah you got that right
Back Batman in the flash
@@ismaelmartinezflores1030 Yeah I read that but they said in 2022 he will Return has Batman again
@@actionfigurescollectionssu7854 yeah
@@ismaelmartinezflores1030 I can’t wait to watch it Michael was a great Batman I grew up watching him has Batman he was my Batman when I was a little baby
4:04 he sniffs the flower
Blue's Clues: Directed by David Lynch
Acted by furnituries (furniture furries).
Lmao! Accurate
This is one of the better SNL skits I've seen in recent years.
3:27 “it’s when you’re sleeping!” He makes a bad situation worse
2:33 bendy and the ink machine in a nutshell
"It's a letter from Mr. Banker"
"Wh-Wh-What does it say, T-Toby?"
"Is Mr. Banker gonna come over and teach us about MONEY?"
"They're taking the house"
HUH!?!?
TikiRoly Oh, it’s nothing, just a bunch of bank mumbo jumbo!
Andrew Jackson That sounds serious Toby
Y-y-yeah, we should talk about that bank thing.
No it’s just a few-a few payments behind that’s all, its cause I’m paying you guys full time to stay here with me
Michael Keaton always looks like a creep when he's happy
hipnhappenin true
Haven't you seen Beetlejuice?
You want to get nuts? lets get nuts
It's the beetlejuice
so true
This being recommended to me after the Steve video going viral is perfect timing
"HELP! HELP!...HE'S ABOUT TO DO IT!"...LOL!!! had me rolling 😂
It's crazy that their set team can put something like this together in less than 5 days...
They really are amazing!
This is one of my favorite snl sketches. This is basically what Blues Clues would be if Steve was a naughty pervert and everything was repossessed.
One of my absolute favourite sketches from SNL. I often go back and watch it.
This is pretty funny even though it's dark, idk why they cut it
Katherine Byers it literally says cut FOR TIME
@@SofaPop. no i know but there were other sketches than this they could have cut instead
“They’re taking the house”! Lmao!
This skit really shows the power of the laugh track. WIthout the laughter being on the track, this is easily a horror piece
His face after saying "And they're hidden" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"WE STUDIED AT TISCH TOGETHER!"
Marga Esperanza underrated line is underrated
Lol this went dark fast when everyone was finds out Michael Keaton has sex with the couch
It already went dark when they were getting repo'd
I’m glad that this is now going to be showing up in every Zennials feed, after that Steve guy returned!
I love Michael Keaton.
This was so dark! I love it! More please
The Vulture's origin story is fucking terrifying.
Nuclear Matt I love this comment the most.
First time I saw this I was laughing so hard I was crying Michael Keaton can play any role
Why did they cut this, this was HILARIOUS
So I’m guessing mr pee wee and Steve from blues-clues made a baby
And his name was Toby
Kyron Gamez and this was his house
But...... These ain't even magical.
These are my hands...
Shay Martin *These is my hands
This is more like don't hug me i'm scared than blue's clue reference. lol
Michael Keaton is horrifyingly amazing
haha Michael Keaton is literally the last person you'd want to be hosting a kids' show.. With his big mean pointy eyebrows. He would scare all the kids away
And yet he once worked on the Mister Rogers show.
Cut off time are usually the best skits 😂