Cut For Time: Children’s Show (Michael Keaton) - SNL

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  • @maxwellsings
    @maxwellsings 4 роки тому +6282

    When he says "where are the cameras toby" I lost it

  • @LastFanStanding12
    @LastFanStanding12 8 років тому +7606

    It's crazy that this was cut for time considering the amount of effort that went into the set design. This kind of thing must happen all the time.

    • @roguishpaladin
      @roguishpaladin 6 років тому +80

      They probably rent elements of the set.

    • @averygartner6516
      @averygartner6516 6 років тому +549

      The writer said it got cut for rapey vibes

    • @Enigmatism415
      @Enigmatism415 6 років тому +235

      @@averygartner6516 Rapey vibes were part of what made it funny.

    • @ninjaboy191
      @ninjaboy191 6 років тому +142

      @@averygartner6516 what a shame, when did SNL go so soft? Creepy characters aren't allowed anymore?

    • @m00shminki88
      @m00shminki88 6 років тому +7

      Ok Dr. Seuss

  • @Bluechief6
    @Bluechief6 3 роки тому +1216

    "But these ain't even magical" Best delivery in the whole sketch.

    • @raymondpoe8322
      @raymondpoe8322 3 роки тому +73

      "These is my hands"

    • @jayczzzya
      @jayczzzya 3 роки тому +17

      After that line, I had to pause to collect myself

    • @ShaDHP23
      @ShaDHP23 3 роки тому +17

      Fun fact, most the time the writers just write "Kenan reacts." and lets him improv because they know whatever comes up with will be funnier than anything they think of.

    • @wuffalo
      @wuffalo 2 роки тому

      @@ShaDHP23 omg please tell me this is actually true

    • @ShaDHP23
      @ShaDHP23 2 роки тому +1

      @@wuffalo I forget where I read it. I think it was his Wiki page.

  • @stormyalice
    @stormyalice 8 років тому +2927

    I lost it at: "But these isn't even magical. These is my hands."

    • @cannibalbananas
      @cannibalbananas 6 років тому +15

      me too 😂

    • @rodney2282
      @rodney2282 5 років тому +6

      @TheBlankFromHeck I know right sounded like he was 2 hours out of slavery.

  • @oro3510
    @oro3510 5 років тому +6845

    why is michael keaton so good at being scary

    • @LucidTV-o7d
      @LucidTV-o7d 4 роки тому +369

      BECAUSE HES BATMAN

    • @canicole20
      @canicole20 4 роки тому +32

      abraham’s bitch Because he's a demon.

    • @AH-fl4lx
      @AH-fl4lx 4 роки тому +137

      Beetlejuice

    • @bfan82
      @bfan82 4 роки тому +61

      I think even Pete Davidson is shocked he’s working

    • @sadlamp3419
      @sadlamp3419 4 роки тому +71

      @Charles d'Artois I mean I love Michael as much as the next guy, but Jesus dude.

  • @jevinday
    @jevinday 4 роки тому +3568

    Whenever I see "cut for time" I usually expect the best skits, and I'm usually right

    • @BossHoggBroDog
      @BossHoggBroDog 3 роки тому +235

      “Cut for time” just means “adult swim’s crowd would enjoy this more than the NBC audience” lol

    • @abibb27
      @abibb27 3 роки тому +8

      Honestly though lol

    • @mochs62512
      @mochs62512 3 роки тому +8

      @firstname lastname oh damn lol

    • @ODUBlue
      @ODUBlue 3 роки тому +3

      💯💯💯

    • @richardvehlow3341
      @richardvehlow3341 3 роки тому +12

      i always thought that the sketches receiving the least positive feedback in the dress rehearsal are the ones cut in the live broadcast. Or did they lie to me much as Toby lied to his furniture friends?

  • @arsinoeptolemy2654
    @arsinoeptolemy2654 5 років тому +5322

    this concept would make a legit scary horror movie 😳

    • @kevinlane1219
      @kevinlane1219 4 роки тому +66

      Not a bad idea.

    • @jenniferbeatty7545
      @jenniferbeatty7545 4 роки тому +45

      It is. You're living in it...

    • @kevinlane1219
      @kevinlane1219 4 роки тому +14

      Jedidah Fire What specifically do you mean?

    • @liamtaylor1501
      @liamtaylor1501 4 роки тому +261

      A failed child tv show actor lives in the old house set, lures people to the set saying it’s a casting for a new tv show then traps them in furniture.

    • @cheesecakelasagna
      @cheesecakelasagna 4 роки тому +12

      Kevin Lane Jimmy fucking Savile

  • @theintenseguy4671
    @theintenseguy4671 5 років тому +2404

    -"Toby..."
    -"I'm gonna miss you pal..."
    -"No."
    -"No, really..."
    -"Help HELP, He's about to do it!"

    • @vianeyvasquez1713
      @vianeyvasquez1713 4 роки тому +34

      Oh man! Had me rollin'!🤣🤣🤣

    • @jacobe.8809
      @jacobe.8809 4 роки тому +20

      @@vianeyvasquez1713 wow this adds so much to the video and made me remember how funny this was 14 seconds ago when I watched it

    • @srldwg
      @srldwg 4 роки тому +3

      @@jacobe.8809 omg! I can't stop laughing!

    • @jacobe.8809
      @jacobe.8809 4 роки тому

      @@srldwg I can't tell if this is Sarcasm or not

    • @srldwg
      @srldwg 4 роки тому +2

      @@jacobe.8809 No sarcasm at all. What you typed made me laugh alot! Just coming back here to reply I started laughing again. The picture of Squidward adds to my laughter also for some reason.

  • @JakeStaffin
    @JakeStaffin 4 роки тому +420

    Honestly for a second I really thought this was going to be a kid's show where everything gets repossessed but the fact that Toby is some kind of disturbed creep makes it much funnier.

  • @arceuslordofcreation8824
    @arceuslordofcreation8824 6 років тому +5743

    Wanted: actors for live kid’s show
    Must remain on set in furniture costumes 24/7

  • @mok6388
    @mok6388 5 років тому +5183

    Me: mom can i have blues clues?
    Mom: we have blues clues at home.
    Blues clues at home:

    • @jack-fm3lb
      @jack-fm3lb 5 років тому +79

      *Peewees playhouse at home

    • @ABeeBearLin
      @ABeeBearLin 5 років тому +32

      jack Eh, both

    • @Hal90007
      @Hal90007 5 років тому +6

      lol

    • @withlessAsbestos
      @withlessAsbestos 5 років тому +11

      This is like a knock-off Mr. Robinson’s.

    • @twelviebunnie
      @twelviebunnie 5 років тому +6

      fondue for two, fondue for two, ONE HOT DISH! Fondue for twooooo

  • @theytookraff
    @theytookraff 3 роки тому +616

    Anything Michael Keaton does that’s colorful and happy, is usually secretly horrifying.

    • @CaseyWinehouse
      @CaseyWinehouse Рік тому

      Like what?

    • @theytookraff
      @theytookraff Рік тому +2

      @@CaseyWinehouse in this, and just when he’s being nice in interviews, like I’m not trying to clown, he’s a really phenomenal actor, but he just had the vibe that he will be nice now, but he will find you later.

    • @Howitchewstofeel5gum
      @Howitchewstofeel5gum Рік тому

      Fr man his vibe was scary right from the get-go lol

  • @shariemorgan3235
    @shariemorgan3235 5 років тому +2613

    "But these ain't even magical, theses are my hands"

    • @nia5040
      @nia5040 4 роки тому +20

      Deez*

    • @M-8o5
      @M-8o5 4 роки тому +9

      HoLLy MoOnFaNg *Nutz

    • @johnnythed1175
      @johnnythed1175 4 роки тому +3

      ma*

    • @jasonlisonbee
      @jasonlisonbee 4 роки тому +19

      How could he have not noticed as it happened? Did he sleep there with hands in acting position?

    • @darthlinathegreat7489
      @darthlinathegreat7489 4 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @LexandKayYoureGeye
    @LexandKayYoureGeye 5 років тому +628

    “These ain’t even magical. These is my hands...” 😂😂 Keenan makes every skit funnier.

  • @444shleyyy
    @444shleyyy 4 роки тому +2318

    *A horrifying mix of Blue’s Clues, Mr. Rogers, and Pee Herman.*

  • @ozamatazbuckshank.
    @ozamatazbuckshank. 5 років тому +788

    I feel so terrible for laughing at "Help! Help! He's about to do it!"

    • @realbeautyness25
      @realbeautyness25 4 роки тому +9

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @saikotaitan5727
      @saikotaitan5727 4 роки тому +4

      God I love your profile. Lost Highway’s one of my favorites and my segue into David Lynch.

  • @EpsilonA789
    @EpsilonA789 8 років тому +3799

    This is dark, and hilarious

  • @jmart4197
    @jmart4197 3 роки тому +74

    "How come we never see the cameras toby"? ..... When he said that I lost it 😂😂...

  • @chadnedrud5464
    @chadnedrud5464 7 років тому +705

    Toby: I'm going to miss you pal.
    Jukebox: Toby don't.
    Toby: No really! (Unzips pants)
    Jukebox: Help! Help! He's about to do it!

    • @fivesix3868
      @fivesix3868 6 років тому +15

      Oh, my gosh. 🤮🤮🤮😮😮

    • @dharmallars
      @dharmallars 6 років тому +24

      Chad Nedrud the fact the he actually unzipped them too lmfao

  • @gilbertrivera1319
    @gilbertrivera1319 7 років тому +484

    "But these aint even magical,... These is my hands" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @VanuttChan
    @VanuttChan 4 роки тому +476

    During the day it’s a kids show but when everyone’s asleep it becomes Toby’s Objectophilia Playhouse

  • @Godfather9814
    @Godfather9814 5 років тому +1211

    These are the dreams Bruce Wayne has most nights when there’s no crime to fight

    • @kevinlane1219
      @kevinlane1219 4 роки тому +5

      Godfather9814 What makes you so certain about that?

    • @j.w.tompkins7440
      @j.w.tompkins7440 4 роки тому +15

      This is the dream Bruce Wayne has of what his life would be like if Gotham was a safe place

    • @kevinlane1219
      @kevinlane1219 4 роки тому +7

      Jake Tompkins This looks like a nightmare, depending on one’s point of view.

    • @j.w.tompkins7440
      @j.w.tompkins7440 4 роки тому +10

      @@kevinlane1219 Bruce Wayne, had his parents lived and raised him to be a neglectful brat that lets his finances get out of control and never allowed him to have a grounded relationship with the world and an interesting moonlighting career as a black-caped vigilante

    • @kevinlane1219
      @kevinlane1219 4 роки тому +4

      Jake Tompkins I see. But I doubt his dream would involve mortgage foreclosure.

  • @themachine9290
    @themachine9290 8 років тому +2844

    WHAT ARE THE HOLES FOR TOBY?!?!

    • @sophiajane1
      @sophiajane1 8 років тому +41

      😂😂😂

    • @elreydelvideo
      @elreydelvideo 7 років тому +14

      RoboHobo *For all the holes are for...*

    • @liamcarmody4217
      @liamcarmody4217 7 років тому +11

      RoboHobo They’re Sound Holes

    • @leosally7883
      @leosally7883 6 років тому +3

      There for licking and fingering and pleasing myself..

    • @elijahrogers4332
      @elijahrogers4332 5 років тому +1

      Sean L no buddy they are glory holes lol

  • @AntzWar
    @AntzWar 4 роки тому +368

    It is amazing that this guy played Batman, shows he's a versatile actor. Underrated in my opinion.

    • @angrymoose3383
      @angrymoose3383 3 роки тому +11

      I can and will watch anything with Michael Keaton in it

    • @brierichardson8462
      @brierichardson8462 3 роки тому +5

      Surprise they never casted him as Thomas Wayne in dark knight

    • @blootooth00
      @blootooth00 2 роки тому +4

      In no way underrated, and being versatile is what he is known for, from Beetlejuice to Pacific Heights to Batman.

    • @AntzWar
      @AntzWar 2 роки тому +1

      @@blootooth00 he is underrated, hardly gets mentioned as one of the best around and doesn't get many parts, whether that is his choice or not who knows

  • @koroconnell
    @koroconnell 7 років тому +2789

    Keaton is honestly kind of scary in this

    • @obiwancc
      @obiwancc 6 років тому +136

      When is Keaton not scary?

    • @jbearclowater
      @jbearclowater 6 років тому +114

      Keaton does creepy almost too well.

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 5 років тому +75

      This is what Vulture did after his family left him at the end of Homecoming

    • @jaymikevillanueva1212
      @jaymikevillanueva1212 5 років тому +45

      Even as Batman there's a level of creepiness only Keaton would perform. My favorite would be Batman smiling before slapping a bomb on a big clown in Batman Returns.

    • @alishal2864
      @alishal2864 5 років тому +2

      So is the real character 😂😐

  • @stoictraveler1
    @stoictraveler1 7 років тому +128

    Keaton is a great friggin actor. His commitment here...wow

  • @hisokaDluffy
    @hisokaDluffy 3 роки тому +247

    This hits harder since Steve just came back and did his speech 😂

  • @johnstrange6799
    @johnstrange6799 9 років тому +3049

    How come we never see the cameras, Toby?

    • @thebeaconsheepbeets8573
      @thebeaconsheepbeets8573 9 років тому +118

      ''I-I told you, the cameras are really, really, really small, and they're hidden!''

    • @missxspencer1538
      @missxspencer1538 9 років тому +18

      That quote sums up my life

    • @Soot_Smiles
      @Soot_Smiles 9 років тому +26

      Michael must of had a mental break down after they said he couldnt be batman again

    • @missxspencer1538
      @missxspencer1538 9 років тому +13

      Jed Sawyer idk if you have ever seen beetlejuice or multiplicity, but Michael Keaton has always had mental problems

    • @pcarebear1
      @pcarebear1 9 років тому +13

      +John Strange OMG, I haven't laughed so hard at a SNL skit in a while. Why the heck would they cut this!?!

  • @theshockerpit7274
    @theshockerpit7274 3 роки тому +655

    So you’re telling me that this guy has basically just been keeping these people in his house and forcing that is a little sadistic TV show

    • @bipie-chan3885
      @bipie-chan3885 3 роки тому +48

      That kids is called "kidnapping!" And them being okay with it for the most of the time is called "Stockholm syndrome!" ((Sorry if that sounded rude, It was just a joke-))

    • @theshockerpit7274
      @theshockerpit7274 3 роки тому +16

      @@bipie-chan3885 But I mean it’s not really Stockholm syndrome that they didn’t know they were being kidnapped and being forced they just thought oh we’re just doing the show for a little while so technically it was kidnapping and him lying to them but seriously this would make a great and horror movie premiers like I love the idea of someone just kidnapping people and forcing them to do this thing like you you know the character baby doll from Batman the animated series how she kidnapped the people from my old show to relive it yeah it’s kind like that

    • @bipie-chan3885
      @bipie-chan3885 3 роки тому +6

      @@theshockerpit7274 It was a joke my dude- I knew that wasn't exactly what it was like-

    • @theshockerpit7274
      @theshockerpit7274 3 роки тому +8

      @@bipie-chan3885 so anyway would you like to hear my theory about SpongeBob

    • @Flexicor
      @Flexicor 3 роки тому +2

      Wandavision ft batman

  • @powergannon
    @powergannon 8 років тому +438

    This was cut? But it's better than most of the sketches!

    • @aniles1989
      @aniles1989 8 років тому +15

      Timothy Yasi almost every cut is

  • @vinity5202
    @vinity5202 8 років тому +720

    "welp its eleven o'clock!"
    "THEY TOOK THE DAMN CLOCK TOBY THERE IS NO FUCKING CLOCK"

    • @qelizabeth_i
      @qelizabeth_i 8 років тому +5

      Vinity XD

    • @LosCrozo
      @LosCrozo 7 років тому

      Vinity dont you take out the is

    • @colton8331
      @colton8331 7 років тому +10

      Not close to what he said at all

    • @liamcarmody4217
      @liamcarmody4217 7 років тому +8

      They took the clock Toby. He was my friend. We studied at Tisch together

    • @hipnhappenin
      @hipnhappenin 7 років тому +2

      Pretty sure that was ad libbed

  • @stazandhissnes2428
    @stazandhissnes2428 2 роки тому +42

    4:16
    That awkward pause when the theme plays before Toby wanted to "express" his condolences kills me everytime!🤣

  • @prisonmike3605
    @prisonmike3605 4 роки тому +204

    I swear anything that Keaton touches turns into gold 😂😂😂

  • @zoe.melina
    @zoe.melina 9 років тому +3519

    If peewees playhouse and blues clues were combined

    • @AgentTBone
      @AgentTBone 9 років тому +39

      I was about to comment this XD

    • @CaitlinBrooksMusic
      @CaitlinBrooksMusic 8 років тому +32

      I totally agree with you. The talking chair is in PeeWee's Playhouse.

    • @MegaThurstonator
      @MegaThurstonator 8 років тому +1

      +Zoe Olsen Exactly what I was thinking.

    • @samanthamoniot3312
      @samanthamoniot3312 8 років тому +14

      It reminds me of peewees playhouse and blues clues too.

    • @Jetstream-wk5hd
      @Jetstream-wk5hd 8 років тому +17

      And batman

  • @Antifearn
    @Antifearn 3 роки тому +69

    3:52 "But these 'aint even magical. These is my hands".
    Best single-line in any SNL skit. I quote it all the time and no now ever gets it 😂

    • @sternosaur
      @sternosaur Рік тому +2

      What context other than this would that line even be funny though

  • @gonnaregretthis2926
    @gonnaregretthis2926 6 років тому +516

    Toby : Woah! You hear that, clock struck 11
    Chair: THEY TOOK THE CLOCK TOBY!!!

    • @thetortoise4107
      @thetortoise4107 5 років тому +11

      @@GarrisonGoldberg its actually "studied at tisch"

    • @victorhiggins9636
      @victorhiggins9636 4 роки тому

      @@GarrisonGoldberg it's pen pal time GET THE HELL OFF ME

    • @jaydavlogs2316
      @jaydavlogs2316 4 роки тому +1

      I literally read your comment right when he said that......it was weird......beatlejuice?

  • @OJSimpsonsFordBronco
    @OJSimpsonsFordBronco 6 років тому +975

    "It's a letter from Mr. Banker"
    "Wh-Wh-What does it say, T-Toby?"
    "Is Mr. Banker gonna come over and teach us about MONEY?"
    "They're taking the house"

    • @TikiRoly
      @TikiRoly 5 років тому +20

      HUH!?!?

    • @andrewjackson3278
      @andrewjackson3278 5 років тому +10

      TikiRoly Oh, it’s nothing, just a bunch of bank mumbo jumbo!

    • @wormydemon
      @wormydemon 4 роки тому +9

      Andrew Jackson That sounds serious Toby

    • @charliesketchman4337
      @charliesketchman4337 4 роки тому +10

      Y-y-yeah, we should talk about that bank thing.

    • @Le_Unemployed
      @Le_Unemployed 4 роки тому +9

      No it’s just a few-a few payments behind that’s all, its cause I’m paying you guys full time to stay here with me

  • @patrick9316
    @patrick9316 3 роки тому +48

    I need more episodes of Michael Keaton playing Toby that's hilarious

    • @JacobL228
      @JacobL228 Рік тому +4

      Toby in prison talking to "the kids" to help himself cope with the fact that he dropped the soap in the shower,

  • @porchfyre612
    @porchfyre612 5 років тому +239

    "But these ain't even magical. These is my hands." Lmao!

  • @greed13X
    @greed13X 9 років тому +1441

    These is my hands.

    • @cutesweetiepuppy1967
      @cutesweetiepuppy1967 9 років тому +3

      greed13X LOL XD

    • @angelurbina8158
      @angelurbina8158 7 років тому +24

      I fucking lost it.

    • @LosCrozo
      @LosCrozo 7 років тому

      Black Swordsman lol really i didnt really find that part funny

    • @elreydelvideo
      @elreydelvideo 7 років тому +1

      greed13X *I didn't realize there was somebody in there until Keenan appear*

    • @hiphopgamer9960
      @hiphopgamer9960 7 років тому

      Los Crozo We didn’t know that that guy had sex with the flowers on his hands

  • @StoicDeviant
    @StoicDeviant 3 роки тому +101

    Everything was weird until he said, "They're taking the house!" Then it became hilarious. 😂

  • @chavax7724
    @chavax7724 5 років тому +185

    This is one of the better SNL skits I've seen in recent years.

  • @madisonhulbert870
    @madisonhulbert870 8 років тому +605

    that turned dark quick..

  • @danielp4148
    @danielp4148 3 роки тому +27

    "They're taking the house!"
    And it just kept adding up lmao

  • @Luvie1980
    @Luvie1980 8 років тому +1008

    Little trivia, Keaton started off working as on set production on Mr Rogers Neighborhood.

    • @denitzilla
      @denitzilla 8 років тому +34

      Really?! Didn't know that cool :) love MK he is awesome at everything he does.

    • @sha11235
      @sha11235 8 років тому +15

      Yeah, I just found that out myself.

    • @tristanarcher1202
      @tristanarcher1202 7 років тому +8

      Trivia involves a question this was just a fun fact

    • @chrisbrasel9049
      @chrisbrasel9049 7 років тому +5

      You learn new things everyday as I'm Batman.

    • @uscman
      @uscman 7 років тому +3

      Wow, the more you know

  • @7777..7..
    @7777..7.. 7 років тому +462

    TOBY THERE ARE NO KIDS

  • @davidhiltner7288
    @davidhiltner7288 4 роки тому +9

    “Hahahahahahaha! Clocky! What a day we have. Ahead of us.” The most hilariously unsettling line delivery.

  • @Dudeitsmeee
    @Dudeitsmeee 5 років тому +966

    Mind altering factoid? In the 70's Mr. Keaton himself was part of the production crew on... Mr. Rogers. No lie.

    • @bubsnaps1265
      @bubsnaps1265 5 років тому +26

      Dudeitsmeee I appreciate that fact and I will def use that at some point

    • @Foxy02016
      @Foxy02016 4 роки тому +29

      And Tim Burton’s film right before Beetlejuice was Pee Wee’s Big Adventure, which is pretty cool right? To go from such a bright film to Beetlejuice

    • @SydneyCarton2085
      @SydneyCarton2085 4 роки тому +8

      mind feels the same but thanks for the fact

    • @Lootroq
      @Lootroq 3 роки тому +3

      @@Foxy02016 Holy shit! How did I not know Tim Burton did Beetlejuice?

    • @leowatley
      @leowatley 3 роки тому +2

      @@Lootroq who the fuck else could have made it? it was his first original movie.

  • @maddiekoester7785
    @maddiekoester7785 5 років тому +1513

    Alternate Title: When Beetlejuice takes over Blue’s Clues

    • @LadyBloodyWrists
      @LadyBloodyWrists 4 роки тому +43

      And Pee Wee's Playhouse

    • @Fritter_Films
      @Fritter_Films 4 роки тому +8

      Basically.

    • @jenniferbeatty7545
      @jenniferbeatty7545 4 роки тому +5

      More like #4 from Multiplicity...

    • @operaghosts
      @operaghosts 4 роки тому +8

      This is why I don’t do two shows a night anymore

    • @l_rob420
      @l_rob420 4 роки тому +3

      Maddie Koester Beetlejuice Takes Over Blue’s Clues, With The Same Money Obession As Vulture

  • @randomactivities5373
    @randomactivities5373 3 роки тому +5

    Michael Keaton is the best. He has such a great sense of humor and great actor and commits to the parts he plays

  • @thebrain7065
    @thebrain7065 5 років тому +95

    "HELP! HELP!...HE'S ABOUT TO DO IT!"...LOL!!! had me rolling 😂

  • @BillytheTeslaGod
    @BillytheTeslaGod 9 років тому +69

    "These is my hands." My favorite part of this skit

    • @melodypavao3398
      @melodypavao3398 2 роки тому

      It has mistaken for ‘These are my hands’

  • @alexanderhudson5964
    @alexanderhudson5964 Рік тому +5

    I really just want to acknowledge the fact that Kyle Mooney (jukebox) was so committed to the bit that he was even skipping words when he spoke

  • @gaaraluva3579
    @gaaraluva3579 8 років тому +87

    This was so dark! I love it! More please

  • @tommyhill199
    @tommyhill199 5 років тому +170

    "We'll buy back Eric, and everything will be fine."

  • @MrLuciusrm
    @MrLuciusrm 4 роки тому +49

    This could be a great premis for an horror movie, with a delusional tv host for children show that forced actor to stay in their costume 24/7

  • @RossStern
    @RossStern 8 років тому +3158

    ...this is really disturbing

    • @Jayjee762
      @Jayjee762 8 років тому +86

      Good disturbing though XD

    • @ohmahgawdfilms
      @ohmahgawdfilms 8 років тому +53

      Is it worse that I know where all the references came from?

    • @FatGuyEatingHealthy
      @FatGuyEatingHealthy 8 років тому +6

      is that you?...The Burned Man?

    • @tiffanypayne2086
      @tiffanypayne2086 8 років тому +65

      mix of Pee Wee Herman & Blue's Clues

    • @skyslasher2297
      @skyslasher2297 7 років тому +11

      Ross Stern but hilarious

  • @JazGalaxy
    @JazGalaxy 5 років тому +91

    It's crazy that their set team can put something like this together in less than 5 days...

  • @coast_to_coast_photos
    @coast_to_coast_photos 3 роки тому +24

    “HELP! HELP! HE’S ABOUT TO DO IT!!!”
    I’M DEAD 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @blindophelia
    @blindophelia 9 років тому +158

    Thank you for the Tisch joke. Very few viewers would have gotten it, but it made me and my pile of student loans really happy.

    • @gophababy
      @gophababy 9 років тому +24

      Pretty sure a lot of people understood the tisch joke

    • @sha11235
      @sha11235 9 років тому +3

      +blindophelia I got it.

    • @annabelli3359
      @annabelli3359 9 років тому +12

      +blindophelia Explain the Tisch joke please? I'm in high school.

    • @MrAstrodome
      @MrAstrodome 8 років тому +15

      +Annabel Li NYU's Arts college.

    • @hannahbaum3392
      @hannahbaum3392 7 років тому +11

      Tisch is also the German word for "table".

  • @Chlo255
    @Chlo255 8 років тому +199

    This is pretty funny even though it's dark, idk why they cut it

    • @SofaPop.
      @SofaPop. 5 років тому

      Katherine Byers it literally says cut FOR TIME

    • @Chlo255
      @Chlo255 5 років тому

      @@SofaPop. no i know but there were other sketches than this they could have cut instead

  • @MinecraftMartin
    @MinecraftMartin 2 роки тому +59

    This is the "good SNL" people refer to. We need more weird stuff like this.

  • @idontcareretro5445
    @idontcareretro5445 5 років тому +302

    So I’m guessing mr pee wee and Steve from blues-clues made a baby

    • @kyronvlogz455
      @kyronvlogz455 5 років тому +19

      And his name was Toby

    • @Foxy02016
      @Foxy02016 4 роки тому +4

      Kyron Gamez and this was his house

  • @elisabethdraisey2895
    @elisabethdraisey2895 8 років тому +312

    This is like Blue's Clues,Pee Wee's Playhouse and some other weird little kid show were combined

  • @jasonmarin8187
    @jasonmarin8187 3 роки тому +10

    "But these ain't even magical. These is my hands."
    Well, they're magical to Toby.

  • @hipnhappenin
    @hipnhappenin 7 років тому +4441

    Michael Keaton always looks like a creep when he's happy

    • @burritocaat
      @burritocaat 7 років тому +4

      hipnhappenin true

    • @crypter27
      @crypter27 7 років тому +53

      Haven't you seen Beetlejuice?

    • @jamesfield2442
      @jamesfield2442 7 років тому +13

      You want to get nuts? lets get nuts

    • @BrightS0l
      @BrightS0l 7 років тому +8

      It's the beetlejuice

    • @crypter27
      @crypter27 7 років тому +1

      so true

  • @miamyamoe1
    @miamyamoe1 5 років тому +45

    “They’re taking the house”! Lmao!

  • @Anfubvinch
    @Anfubvinch 8 років тому +114

    haha Michael Keaton is literally the last person you'd want to be hosting a kids' show.. With his big mean pointy eyebrows. He would scare all the kids away

    • @erik_griswold
      @erik_griswold Рік тому

      And yet he once worked on the Mister Rogers show.

  • @aanddone4747
    @aanddone4747 9 років тому +137

    lol 3:21 Perfect way to make them not even touch it

  • @lindseyr82
    @lindseyr82 7 років тому +121

    Lol this went dark fast when everyone was finds out Michael Keaton has sex with the couch

    • @LadyBloodyWrists
      @LadyBloodyWrists 4 роки тому +2

      It already went dark when they were getting repo'd

  • @RayBanWearinDog
    @RayBanWearinDog 4 роки тому +81

    “Sound holes” LOL

  • @haagenneldeberg6787
    @haagenneldeberg6787 4 роки тому +4

    One of my absolute favourite sketches from SNL. I often go back and watch it.

  • @annettewilliams0219
    @annettewilliams0219 5 років тому +266

    “Whoa you guys here that ? The clock strikes 11 .”
    “ they took the clock Toby!”
    I laughed way to hard at that part 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭💀💀

    • @annettewilliams0219
      @annettewilliams0219 5 років тому +2

      KimimaroSound lmbo! 😂😂

    • @TealToons812
      @TealToons812 4 роки тому +1

      He was my friend, we studied a test together

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 4 роки тому +2

      @@TealToons812 It was "...at Tisch together"

    • @TealToons812
      @TealToons812 4 роки тому

      @@canaisyoung3601 OK

    • @GarrisonGoldberg
      @GarrisonGoldberg 3 роки тому +2

      “Still, though, it’s 11 o’ clock, which is… pen pal time! Grab your funky fun pencils, kids!”

  • @cacauldr
    @cacauldr 6 років тому +10

    Michael Keaton plays these madman parts so convincingly that it seems as if he just has to tap in to his own crazy side for a brief moment, to transform in to a full fledged psycho. He seems to know madness, feels at ease while portraying it, uses his own idiom and let's the mind wander in dark places. Love it.

    • @sta_sh
      @sta_sh Рік тому +1

      "You want to gets nuts?? Ok, let's get nuts!!"

  • @riod43
    @riod43 3 роки тому +9

    His first reaction to the letter always has me cracking up

  • @bradbovaird5274
    @bradbovaird5274 4 роки тому +100

    Toby: Hey kids, what do we do when someone’s at the door?
    **Pulls out knife**

    • @melodypavao3398
      @melodypavao3398 2 роки тому

      Kids: WHAT’RE YOU GONNA DO? KILL THE NEIGHBOURS?!

  • @sexyniknowit76126
    @sexyniknowit76126 8 років тому +64

    Those holes in the jukebox were extra small size LOL

  • @Frumess
    @Frumess 3 роки тому +7

    People forget how funny Michael Keaton is. Such a talent.

  • @fr0sty284
    @fr0sty284 9 років тому +373

    What are the holes for, Toby?

  • @andresvalencia3977
    @andresvalencia3977 5 років тому +25

    The part where kenan says these flowers arent even magical. I lost it 😂

  • @ZacheryMartine
    @ZacheryMartine 4 роки тому +9

    0:27 i kept repeating this part, dunno why lol

  • @rayblack2004
    @rayblack2004 8 років тому +840

    dont hug me im scared

    • @LINKKART8
      @LINKKART8 8 років тому +3

      rayblack2004 NO ONE SAYS THAT

    • @quinintheclouds
      @quinintheclouds 8 років тому +32

      Green is not a creative color!

    • @quinintheclouds
      @quinintheclouds 8 років тому +11

      LINKART SMOKE are you joking or do you not know about Don't Hug Me I'm Scared?

    • @rayblack2004
      @rayblack2004 8 років тому +14

      Its half past day, there's fish on my tray!

    • @rayblack2004
      @rayblack2004 8 років тому +8

      a bop a doo wop, I'll teach you how to buy a CANOOOE!

  • @jamestiedge3290
    @jamestiedge3290 4 роки тому +34

    Am I the only one that would actually pay to watch a full series of this “show 😂😂

  • @tomaszyarlett8681
    @tomaszyarlett8681 3 роки тому +9

    1:03 a grim reminder sent by the reality

  • @ikerants745
    @ikerants745 7 років тому +2672

    Deez is my hands

    • @sha11235
      @sha11235 7 років тому +25

      And how could the guy not know he was having sex with the flowers?

    • @grace5033
      @grace5033 6 років тому +12

      Thomas Cruz you seriously deserve more likes on that

    • @julesmiller2846
      @julesmiller2846 6 років тому +3

      Ike Rants i was about to comment that, its probably my favorite part

    • @c4stgump165
      @c4stgump165 4 роки тому

      They not even magical

  • @danielperrett3782
    @danielperrett3782 7 років тому +476

    This is what happened to Batman after The Joker won.

    • @TikiRoly
      @TikiRoly 5 років тому +13

      All he need was a little PUSH

    • @kevinlane1219
      @kevinlane1219 4 роки тому

      Raymond Peter What movie are you referring to?

  • @shelfcloud487
    @shelfcloud487 3 роки тому +7

    2:17 How come we never see the cameras? 🤣

  • @ChuckD008
    @ChuckD008 9 років тому +29

    This gets so dark. I love it.

  • @joshlee1336
    @joshlee1336 8 років тому +325

    But...... These ain't even magical.

    • @shaymartin1042
      @shaymartin1042 8 років тому +65

      These are my hands...

    • @BBnanner
      @BBnanner 8 років тому +39

      Shay Martin *These is my hands

  • @billyrigby4839
    @billyrigby4839 2 місяці тому +2

    Then they brought Toby back for Zombie Eye cookies on the Shop TV sketch 😂 at least he bounced back up. 😅

  • @margaesperanza
    @margaesperanza 8 років тому +66

    "WE STUDIED AT TISCH TOGETHER!"

  • @MrsPaulina098
    @MrsPaulina098 8 років тому +301

    Okay this was hilarious.

  • @soltrippiv4988
    @soltrippiv4988 Рік тому +2

    4:24 STOP THAT MAN HE GONNA DO SOMETHING WITH THE JUKEBOX !📻

  • @nuclearmatt8119
    @nuclearmatt8119 7 років тому +31

    The Vulture's origin story is fucking terrifying.

    • @kuranox2922
      @kuranox2922 6 років тому

      Nuclear Matt I love this comment the most.

  • @dmitrriy
    @dmitrriy 8 років тому +523

    Green is not a creative colour.

  • @wu2166
    @wu2166 3 роки тому +11

    4:10 Kenan just doesn’t give a crap anymore

  • @AJSSPACEPLACE
    @AJSSPACEPLACE 9 років тому +542

    I dont get the "cut for time" title.If SNL is cutting out skits then they are insane, the one time i watch SNL on TV they had at least 8 commercials for every sketch.

    • @AnthonyLemma24
      @AnthonyLemma24 9 років тому +42

      +AJSSPACEPLACE They should of aired it, I wish there was a way to watch dress rehearsal live online.

    • @sha11235
      @sha11235 8 років тому +36

      +AJSSPACEPLACE See, in dress rehearsal, there is always more than the air show, so they can see what works and what doesn't and the stuff that doesn't work, they cut for the air show. Lorne the asshole always did that because he liked to have room to maneuver in the show. Maybe it isn't such a good idea after all?

    • @pastramichop
      @pastramichop 6 років тому +15

      Nick Rutherford (of goodneighborstuff) wrote this, and I believe he said it was a little too rapey to be shown live

    • @jstewartfilm
      @jstewartfilm 6 років тому +8

      It’s not up to SNL at all, NBC sells the spots, all of the skits that are “cut for time” fit into one particular spot, and is dependent on how long the live portion of the show goes, some skits like this one are prerecorded but most of it is live, and that determines if these skits air or not. Plus like I said, NBS sells the commercial time, I’m sure if up to SNL they would air all the skits

    • @RebSike
      @RebSike 6 років тому +6

      and the live music that no one gives a shit about

  • @TheeKittyPie
    @TheeKittyPie 4 роки тому +5

    2:43 when Beck yells and the arms of the chair wiggle, I cant

  • @actionfigurescollectionssu7854
    @actionfigurescollectionssu7854 4 роки тому +27

    And this guy was Batman back in the 80s and 90s and now he’s a MCU Villain

  • @elimartin3774
    @elimartin3774 8 років тому +34

    Fun fact. Keaton worked on Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood.