Twist: The husband is not in fact a fucking moron who thinks women are born with eyeliner and can't understand why his wife is so extra but at least she's happy
am one of those lucky people, sadly mom is religious as f. so everytime she accuses me of wearing eyeliner when my eyelashes are just naturally dark and long, almost like i have fake ones and black eyeliner on me
People think j wear makeup but apparently I have never, my eyes are fox shaped and makes it’s look like I’m wearing eyeliner well I always thought it was discoloration
It's day 451. My wife thinking I don't know she's wearing makeup, so I keep complimenting her every morning. Looks like I'm going to survive another day.
Yeah, what if she gets pregnant? I had to have surgery at 20 weeks, to save my baby and then bedrest for months. I was depending on my husband and not allowed to just stand up and shower alone, without help. Even with a normal birth, she would not put make up on while in labor. Or if she gets really sick and needs bedrest. So many things could happen. And then she needs to rely on her partner. Also, she looked totally fine without the make up.
I personally know a woman that no body ever see her real face because she always put make up and that not a simple one but a really hard one. I wonder a day she without a make up not even her closest person will recognize her.
@@billy.hargrovexfan9341 its not even the same tbh.... Look here. If she or he added the "she", then that means it'll look the same but she or he didn't even added it-
@@malihakarim1696 I’m not trying to say she wasn’t joking I was just saying if your gonna make a point at least make it full proof and their reason to why it was a joke wasn’t full proof
Even if she wasn’t joking, which she is, anyone would realize she’s wearing makeup from the eyeliner and depending on how they sleep, if it’s smudged on the pillow
She’s joking here, but a lot of women actually did this way back when commercialized makeup started becoming an affordable thing. The white suburban 1950s housewife was expected to be looking flawless 24/7.
@@Iceechibi i think a lot of girls do it at least once before i did it with my boyfriend but only like the first tome i stayed over and i didn’t wake up super early or anything lol
If he can't find his wallet on a mostly empty table, then he probably won't notice the makeup if she puts it away. You have to find out how attentive your spouse is before you do this. I'm more concerned by the winged eye makeup that he "doesn't notice".
@Zicherryelle Jackson It's a quote from Jahkara Smith AKA Sailor J. I couldn't remember her name at the time of the original post but in the quotation marks to indicate that it was not my words.
There was actually someone else who made the "shapeshift" comment a couple years ago (before the beautiful Sailor J). The other woman said it slightly different though. If I'm not mistaken during her funny contouring video she said "If men find out we're shapeshifters they'll leave us all!" LOL! I obviously don't know if Sailor J even saw the other lady's video though. Regardless, they're both HILARIOUS & very BEAUTIFUL women! I hadn't heard of Sailor J until I read your comment. I'm happy I did though because I immediately looked up her video & she is hilarious!! I wish I could remember the name of the other lady 🤦♀️
Exactly! That's what a real relationship looks like. If you have to put on a show or pretend in front of your spouse then what's the point of being together? 🧐
Idk my next door neighbor told me she did the same for 57 years. Said when she met her husband at 18 she was wearing makeup so every time they saw each other she would have makeup on and she didn’t want him to think she was ugly so when they got married she woke up every day at 5:30 am to put make up before he woke up. It’s kinda sweet. He admitted to us that he knew what she was doing and thought she was beautiful regardless but he didn’t want to tell her bc he knew she was doing bc she care
No! You gotta Dress up for your husband unlike Dressing up when you want to go outside and when you are home you are like a completely different uglier person!
"If men find out that we can shape-shift, they're gonna tell the church." Edit: Thank you for the likes overall, please don't start WW3 in the comments! I'm stopping ya'll before its too late- Edit: The number is 666- Edit: Thx appreciate the likes but not the fact THAT YOU WOKE ME UP PPL DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YIME IT IS ITS 6:00 AM CHILL GUYS
"My wife is so naturally pretty, she's born with eyeliner!"
Fr
Ty for so many likes!
People can get tattoo eyeliner
Yes that’s what I’m thinking
Bruhahhahah😂😂😂😂
“My husband doesn’t knows I use makeup, but the world does”
🤣🤣🤣🤣
She belongs to the world
I think she’s joking 😨💀
@@sobi.ananth And ooh girl, I want to embrace you
Domesticate you
But you belong to the world, you belong to the world
4.7k likes ans 5 comments? Let me fix that
Husband: “Maybe she’s born with it”
Everyone: “Maybe it’s maybelline”
😂😂😂
😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why did I sing this 😂
😂😂😂
twist: the husband watches this video💀😭
I was going to say that😂😂😂
Same
Twist: The husband is not in fact a fucking moron who thinks women are born with eyeliner and can't understand why his wife is so extra but at least she's happy
She might want him to see this to prove that he's slow 🎉
no he is recording it😂
"Wow, my wife is gorgeous. She has an eyeliner birth mark!"😊
"my wife has monolids"
TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND IS ME FAV
people have moles or birthmarks. they’re not cute
what@@KrxzyKyi
I met a baby girl whose eyes were naturally lined. She was a gorgeous baby.
Husband:*sees this video*
Him:😮😐😨😰
That’s what I thought
My boyfriend doesn’t know. It wear eyeshadow!
Men can be so clueless 😂😂😭😂😂
They sure can😂😅😭
Imagine this:
She drops her makeup pallet with a loud sound, and he see's her doing her makeup 🤣💀
Child labor.
Lmao
The real definition of fake couple 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
LMAOOOO
AHAHAHAHA
💀
"To beat my face up!" ☠️😂🤣
If he doesn't think you wear makeup, take him to the eye doctor.
😂😂😂😂😂
LOL thanks to make me laugh
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
😂😂 exactly
“Putting on my all natural ✨FlUsH✨”
If she has to buy that it's a he fault not a she fault
The natural eyeliner!!! Only a few people are born with it….apparently
am one of those lucky people, sadly mom is religious as f. so everytime she accuses me of wearing eyeliner when my eyelashes are just naturally dark and long, almost like i have fake ones and black eyeliner on me
@@bekathecutecat8900 liar 💀
@@louloulouloulouloulouloul nah, we same.
It's long on the ends. And also I got dark eyeline coz of my lashes.
Middle Eastern here.
@@mhmkay make the difference that particularity isn’t rare for middle Easter’s people
People think j wear makeup but apparently I have never, my eyes are fox shaped and makes it’s look like I’m wearing eyeliner well I always thought it was discoloration
"I think my wife is a skinwalker..."
- Her Husband.
Realizing its a joke after eyelines
"My wife has a natural perfect eyeliner!"
I mean tbh guys can be kinda stupid😂
Ikr 😂
Tbh same lol😂😂
XD
I thought the same kk
"wanna go to the pool?"
"NO."
😂😂
You know water proof makeup exists
@@niamatkhan2205is a joke genius 💀
@@BL4CKTEA_8K thanks for calling me a genuis!!
@niamatkhan2205 First learn what SARCASM REPEAT S.A.R.C.A.S.M
“Sweetie why do we have skin colored powder on our cushions?”
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Frr
You start with skin Coloured cushions… duh 🙄😏
😂😂😂💀
Dont you know we shed our skin 👀
The husband watching:
👁️ 👁️
👄
It's day 451. My wife thinking I don't know she's wearing makeup, so I keep complimenting her every morning. Looks like I'm going to survive another day.
lmaoo
It was a JOKE ...
😂😂
THIS IS TOO FUNNY
Hahahhahahhhhhh epic comment
moment of silence for those who thought this was real:
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 your are funny.
Uhh yeah thanks for the moment of silence guys I appreciate it
😂
I'm holding your likes, if i press..its gonna be 1k lmao
In this sik society, all it's possible🤣
A minute of silence.... For those who think she's serious 😂☠️
NO BECAUSE I THOUGHT SHE WAS FOR REAL 😭
IM AUTISTIC ITS NOT MY FAULT BRO 😭
Lol
@@arirossiter889 💀
Thanks I needed that
Not the husband waking up in the middle of the night 👽
When the eyeliner came in then I knew it was 100% a joke lol
No. They have waterproof eyeliner. MAC HAS 24hour wear. I use to do it for my boyfriend in the army. You have to take it off with Vaseline.
Guys don’t know what makeup looks like lol they’d believe it’s natural
@@carolin2220 🤣🤣🤣💯💯💯💯
When the video started I knew it was a joke
"My wife is so unique she has color changing lips"
Thats not funny
@@StarngerThings____well clearly over 500 people disagree
800 now lol@@Rose_14412
Haha very funny dude
@@Rose_14412 1.5K now 😱
What a stressful life.. Waking up early to wear makeup😂😂
Yeah, what if she gets pregnant? I had to have surgery at 20 weeks, to save my baby and then bedrest for months. I was depending on my husband and not allowed to just stand up and shower alone, without help. Even with a normal birth, she would not put make up on while in labor.
Or if she gets really sick and needs bedrest. So many things could happen. And then she needs to rely on her partner. Also, she looked totally fine without the make up.
I personally know a woman that no body ever see her real face because she always put make up and that not a simple one but a really hard one. I wonder a day she without a make up not even her closest person will recognize her.
😂😂 stressful life indeed
Exactly, embrace the natural you❤
So stressful 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I legitimately thought you were gonna show a pet as your “husband”😂😂😂
guys im pretty sure shes joking😭😭
edit: this is so obv but at the time i watched the vid ppl took it srs💀
yeah?
@@bianca-pq1cl obv
Hopefully
I hope
Yeah i don't know if she has a husband too at this point 😭😭.....
Also it's been sorted
Can we talk about how she's already naturally beautiful??
Fr
Exactly ur beautiful already
Ikr
Yeah bro she doesn’t need make and she already a human
and she’s 30 with not a single wrinkle
"My wife has these random black lines on her eyelids she says there normal".
Fr
You're not fooling him you're fooling your whole existence. 😂
It’s a joke you know?
“my wife was born with all natural eyeliner and lipstick!”
“I hate looking like a mess in front of anyone”
*Casually posts the video to millions of people*
My exact thoughts.
its almost as if the entire video is a joke!!
i was about to say this lol
it’s sarcasm
btw i did not mean to be rude sry
Him 5 years later: "*I used to watch you sleep*"
Underrated comment! 🤣
😂😂😂
THEY ALWAYS DO😭
I can't 😂😂😂😂😂
girl don’t even need makeup, you’re so pretty❤❤
“Babe why is the make up on the pillow?”
She sleeps on her back. 😂
No it’s not her he’s cheating cuz she doesn’t wear make up duh 🙄 😌
@@evadoga6032 😂😂 yes that’s so true.
I wonder if that ever happened before
But he thinks she doesn’t wear makeup so the joke doesn’t work lol
"Hey wanna go swimming?"
"uh, no, I uh, can't ruin my beautiful NATURAL face 😨"
🤣
Waterproof makeup : 👁👁
most of the makeups are waterproof nowdays so
🤣🤣🤣
Waterproof makeup exists..
“I hate looking like a mess in front of anyone”
*me in my pjs with really messy hair in front of my relatives*
Pov: lim ju Kyung in true beauty
Help
I died at "then I go back to bed & wake up like I'm sleeping beauty" 😭😭😭☠
same lmfao
Oh wow then whos typing?😂😂lol .. true she got us on that one
Bed hair might ruin that tho- 😭😭😭
That literally triggered me. It's extremely bad to sleep with make up 😂
OMGAWD FR !!
Him: My wife wakes up before me puts on makeup everyday and comes back to sleep but lil does she know that i pretend not to know about this 🤣💥
Lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣dead
Crazy. 😆
BRO HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
😂
her husband watching the video rn be like:
Fr
👁👄👁
Her husband's reaction: who are you?!
Her husband watching this :🤔😶😳😲😨
“I wake up every morning to beat my face up”
Imagine she’s just punching her face lmao 😭😭
Gotta K.O myself every morning. It's part of my daily routine 🥱😈
👊Time for make-up👊
thats the natural blush 😍😇
Natural blush and that eye lid colour idk what is it called.
"YOU PUNCHED HER PRETTY!"
"and now shes ugly again"
-family guy
"Wow honey I didnt know you can generate eyeliner when you're sleeping!"
-The husband , *probably* ..
You're*
@@browneyedasmr ay man I go back home from school not waiting for another grammar teacher but thanks
@@browneyedasmr that's what was put
@@cookievalentino196 not originally
😂😂😂
“My wife is born with eyeliner “😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bro you copied someone else’s comment…
@@billy.hargrovexfan9341 I think she added " because she's laughing at the comment who said that...
@@billy.hargrovexfan9341 did you see the quotation marks though?
@@billy.hargrovexfan9341 its not even the same tbh.... Look here. If she or he added the "she", then that means it'll look the same but she or he didn't even added it-
The fact that her husband doesn’t think she wears makeup but she’s a LITERAL MAKEUP INFLUENCER
She's joking... Yall realize he sees her when she goes to bed, right? Does that not make it obvious enough that it's a joke?
It does.
I know it’s a joke but if it was real she could easily wait till he’s asleep to take her makeup off
@@erynangel8800 as if the husband would never wake up in the middle of the night chile
@@malihakarim1696 she could’ve have blankets covering her face or facing down the pillow or sleep in a different room.
@@malihakarim1696 I’m not trying to say she wasn’t joking I was just saying if your gonna make a point at least make it full proof and their reason to why it was a joke wasn’t full proof
“Babe let’s go swimming”
“…”
😂😂
WATERPROOF MAKE UP
Okay dear, but no splashing and only up to my waist!
ARMies be like : 👁️👄👁️
@@Ur_fav_jana321FR
Even if she wasn’t joking, which she is, anyone would realize she’s wearing makeup from the eyeliner and depending on how they sleep, if it’s smudged on the pillow
She’s joking here, but a lot of women actually did this way back when commercialized makeup started becoming an affordable thing. The white suburban 1950s housewife was expected to be looking flawless 24/7.
Nah some men wouldn't notice.
na some guys done even notice mascara there the only who only know about foundation and eyeshadow
@@Iceechibi i think a lot of girls do it at least once before i did it with my boyfriend but only like the first tome i stayed over and i didn’t wake up super early or anything lol
Some people think pink glitter on eyes is natural XD
she's living the kdrama true beauty fr
Pov: you're looking for a comment without the word joking
Or real
Fr
She is Kidding
💀💀
Right you are mate
I feel bad for people who think this is real 💀
Real
Fr tho lmfao but I’m pretty sure they are joking as well 😂😂😂💀
You'd be surprised how many insecure women do this. But I can't believe a husband and wife do this.
I mean, I used to be one of the girls who did this soo...
I hope she's joking otherwise that's messed up. She's mental
“If men find out we can shapeshift, they’ll tell the church!”
I LOVE HER
I instantly knew who you were talking about lol 😂😂
OMG YASSSSS
That's the best sound on UA-cam lol
YESS
"Pov your husband watching this video"
The husband watching this: 😳
"whats this makeup doing everywhere?"
She probubly hides it...
But this is a joke so...
@@densmore2011 i know lol
LMAO 😭😭
If he can't find his wallet on a mostly empty table, then he probably won't notice the makeup if she puts it away. You have to find out how attentive your spouse is before you do this. I'm more concerned by the winged eye makeup that he "doesn't notice".
@@littlelizm329 yeah me too lmao
Her husband watching this:
👁️👄👁️
Her bf watching this:👁️👄👁️
"If the men find out we can shapeshift they're going to tell the church!"
“Eliminate the nostrils. Men don’t like nostrils. Men like pterodactyls. REEEE-“
@Zicherryelle Jackson It's a quote from Jahkara Smith AKA Sailor J. I couldn't remember her name at the time of the original post but in the quotation marks to indicate that it was not my words.
“Men want you to look like a newborn baby”
Men will be Bewitched and hand over their wallets.
There was actually someone else who made the "shapeshift" comment a couple years ago (before the beautiful Sailor J). The other woman said it slightly different though. If I'm not mistaken during her funny contouring video she said "If men find out we're shapeshifters they'll leave us all!" LOL! I obviously don't know if Sailor J even saw the other lady's video though. Regardless, they're both HILARIOUS & very BEAUTIFUL women! I hadn't heard of Sailor J until I read your comment. I'm happy I did though because I immediately looked up her video & she is hilarious!! I wish I could remember the name of the other lady 🤦♀️
"I've been doing this for over 3 years... "
Sounds like a healthy and natural relationship...
It’s a joke
@@otw6007 This comment is a joke also.
Indeed
HAHAHA its like everything is a joke
including this
It's joke
This has to be a joke
Ofc
duh
duh
no shit sherlock
Obviously it is
Her husband watching this be like: 👁️👄👁️
Girl, if he really loves you, he will love you no matter how you look ❤❤😢
I think this is meant to be a jwk but what you said is very true 😊❤
This is just clickbait babe. She is making up a story.
Here we have emotional fools here 😂😂😂. Wake up its 2023 😂😂
"I hate looking like a mess on anyone"
The start of the video: Im going to ruin this woman's career
300th like yus
Lol ImaO
LMAOO 😭😭
it’s “I hate looking like a mess in front of anyone
It matches?
SHE'S JOKING, and, if she wasn't, it's not her fault the man could be dumb enough to believe she naturally has black eyeliner
EXACTLY
I meannnn some people tattoo their eyeliner
@@dalenado3380 Truueee
@@dalenado3380 technically that isn't natural
trust me, many men r that dumb.
Him watching this: 👁👄👁
"I hate to look like a mess infornt of anyone"
Also her share her real morning face on YT for everyone to see.
😂😂🤣
How is that a mess? They're pretty.
Its a joke though lol
@@danielfenton4230 Are you deaf?
I knew I was gonna see a comment like this 💀
“If the men find out we can *shape-shift* they’re going to tell the church.”
Edit: OMG THANKS FOR ALL THE LIKES!!!
Ok let's shap-shift in the toilet then bc who's gonna go inside of a toilet when someone in lt
I love you for references this 😂😂
They gonna know we are witcheees
This reference is EVERYTHING
@Ryan Pricer why you gotta be so rude
“I hate looking like a mess in front of anyone”
Also she showing her real messy self to the whole world😅🤣🤣
It made my day.
That's the joke.. 😂
There's nothing funny about this it must be a painful place to be not feeling good enough for someone you love.
“No my wife never where’s makeup, she was born with natural eyeliner” 😂😂😂
My wife doesn't wear makeup!
The wife: 𓆩👁️👄👁️𓆪
Me on the other hand, I sleep on my husband's chest and wake up drooling on him 😂😂😂😂
That's a healthy relationship right there😂❤
Exactly! That's what a real relationship looks like. If you have to put on a show or pretend in front of your spouse then what's the point of being together? 🧐
Great.. We don't have to give pressure on how we look☺️☺️ even if we are not pleased by others, we will look always beautiful in their eyes
@@apoorvarithu7845 yk it's a joke right...?
How much and which store? I need to know for an aunt!
“Already looking like a human”
You thought you could fool us huh lizard person??
Lol
Wow so accurate lol 👏
😭
She's joking!!!
@@erikal5659 Huh
gurl you don't need to wear makeup .
Because
you are naturally beautiful
who agrees
👇🏻
"My wife is so beautiful! She doesn't even wear makeup!"
"Huh?!?"
"Yeah, she was just born with perfect contours, lashes, and eyeliner."
i wake up at 4am and i have to put my human suit on so my husband doesn’t know im a spider
plot twist i don’t have a husband
Wait I've watched that video 😂
Plot twist: He was eaten by a spider.
I tought you would bring in the worm example ("would you love me if I was a worm") instead.. because this must be the reason for that question
Dude yall need to fuck off she she prob insecure and mocking her ain’t gonna do nun
@@CastingShadowyes but does he still love her if she was a humanoid spider entity?🥺🥺
"Already looking like a human " 😭😭😭😭
😭😭
You had me till “I’ve been doing this for over three years now” edit: Tysm for the likes 🥹
Idk my next door neighbor told me she did the same for 57 years. Said when she met her husband at 18 she was wearing makeup so every time they saw each other she would have makeup on and she didn’t want him to think she was ugly so when they got married she woke up every day at 5:30 am to put make up before he woke up. It’s kinda sweet. He admitted to us that he knew what she was doing and thought she was beautiful regardless but he didn’t want to tell her bc he knew she was doing bc she care
@@sunsetrose3169 how did he find out?
@@Everyonesaytouswoo.ah3987 he felt her get out of bed one day and watched her while she was doing it
it was a joke dumbass
it’s a joke lmao
" my huspand thinks i don"t wear makeup"
Her:"puts eyeliner on"
Me :0-0
“ I hate being a mess in front of every one”
The millions of people watching be like
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
👍😂😂😂
Exactly 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ohhh god
Sick😂😂😂
“I don’t like to look like a mess to anyone”-Girl its YOUR HUSBAND WE’RE TALKING
*”If we let the men know we can shape-shift they’re gOING TO TELL THE CHURCH-“*
My thoughts as well!
I was looking for this comment.
Yup
BEST COMMENT HERE
Hahahah yep!! 🤣😂
Oh honey if you have a good hubby he loves you regardless of what you look like. Especially in the morning❤
Yep ❤!
For real too much work.. this is me 100% either ur in or out 🤷🏻♀️
No! You gotta Dress up for your husband unlike Dressing up when you want to go outside and when you are home you are like a completely different uglier person!
you honestly think this is a hubby issue?
ikr
“My wife is so naturally beautiful, she even has an eyeliner beauty mark!”
Girl, you are gorgeous without makeup
Husband watching this be like 👁️👄👁️
You don’t need makeup ur already beautiful gurl
We know. But we like makeup. It takes practicr
makeup is not for ugly "people only",but for everyone. ugly is described as a person's behavior.
No she not
Pov: husband sees this short on youtube
Damn 😂
Husband calls the church
Her husband when he sees this video: 👁️👄👁️
this gives me ✨true beauty✨ vibes (kdrama)
@@s5o193 yea they made a kdrama
Ayy a true beauty fan!
HELL YEAH WAS NOT EXPECTING A WEBTOON REFERENCE TODAY THANK YOU!!!
@@ghostgirlgaming5664 np😌
happy mood
"WHY ARE THEY SO EASY TO FOOL HEHE" 😭🤣
She says as she has cat wing eyeliner:
The eyeliner and the mascara-
@@mkeith9649 Shes obviously joking…
She’s says as she is full of terror of being seen without makeup.
(Idc if it’s a joke, im just following the script i guess)
"my husband doesn't think i wear makeup"
*wears eyeliner every day*
"Already lookinglike a human".....💀
Her :"My husband thinks I don't wear make-up "
Her eyeliner: "what are u talking about"
Never got this many likes before 😲
Ahah😂😂
bwahahahaha!!!
“ I hate looking like a mess in the front of everyone” and show us-
Its a joke though lol
My bf wears glasses. In the morning he is so blind I am giant blur to him. I love that!!
lmaooo
(The bf)”My wife is naturally beautiful”she was born with red lips 👄 😂”
Him watching the video be like :👁👄👁
Imagine waking up to your husband putting inflatable muscles on at 5am
u stole this comment su
makeup and muscles are different.. muscles can be worked for ☠️
@@emilee.gonzalez no I didn’t someone might have stole it from me and people could possibly say the same thing by accident.
@@calawendyso
@@unknown_8588 so this comment is irrelevant + makes no sense with the topic ☠️
Her: *I hate looking like a mess Infront of anyone*
Also her: *start of the video with no makeup and messy hair-*
Cuz its a joke i thought it was obvious?
@@albertcoolguyxd8522 ik lmao
@@albertcoolguyxd8522 i guess you are too serious 😂
You don’t make sense. She looks a mess then gets ready.cos she doesn’t like to look like a mess. 🙄
@@smileandsaycheese44 I do make sense u dont
"If men find out that we can shape-shift, they're gonna tell the church."
Edit: Thank you for the likes overall, please don't start WW3 in the comments! I'm stopping ya'll before its too late-
Edit: The number is 666-
Edit: Thx appreciate the likes but not the fact THAT YOU WOKE ME UP PPL DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YIME IT IS ITS 6:00 AM CHILL GUYS
I loved that one-
Pls stop commenting this its starting to become like the jellybean thing
@@3ndoBiologist it's true
😂
@@3ndoBiologist Its a meme
Her husband watching this video: 👁️👄👁️
She’s already naturally beautiful all those little spots and shadows make a person beautiful and unique
She’s just joking, no one in their right mind would actually do this every day for years
@@NEKO-mw9id my moms, moms, mom did this-