_>That feel when you birth stellar bodies after careening full tilt into a wrecked sedan in your Peterbilt._ Sounds like just another day at Vinesauce.
At this point I'm tempted to suspect devs are doing this on purpose. Wild physics, janky collision models, out of touch control schemes, it's intentional, right? To cash in on the "brokedick 'simulator' game" novelty factor and spread by streamers and word of mouth? I love it all, regardless; keep it coming!
2:49 I drive these fairly frequently, and I can confirm, that is their intended purpose. Flip it, then wiggle around on the ground. That is how you construction.
Is it some kind of written law of the universe that all games that are entirely about driving trucks must be glitchy enough to rend the fabric of space and time?
Gosh, I haven't laughed this much from one of your videos in a while. My favorite was the ATV Simulator as is reminded me of a similar bad simulator game I had as a kid, but with dirt bikes.
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"Coffee, donuts, go fuck yourself" As a person who works in construction, i can validate that this is how everyone who works in construction speaks.
Aleksi Wallenius I'm walkin here
Hey its me, Cousin Niki, I'm walkin' here!
Aleksi Wallenius COFFEE, CHEETOS, CHICKEN
whats "cofee"
eyyyy badda bing badda boom
_>That feel when you birth stellar bodies after careening full tilt into a wrecked sedan in your Peterbilt._
Sounds like just another day at Vinesauce.
If we cant make the truck go to space...
bring the space to the truck and make a miniature sun
I don't think I understand ATVs
FIRST
vinesauce WORLD OF TANKS! PLAY FREE ONLINE TODAY!
vinesauce i like amvs
Oh jeez, I haven't seen the video yet and I wonder what the context is going to be?
vinesauce ATV's are like life, you can ride them, but you can never master them.
"Hang on a minute, let me see if I can kill someone."
*Commits suicide*
... close enough, I guess. 5:58
At this point I'm tempted to suspect devs are doing this on purpose. Wild physics, janky collision models, out of touch control schemes, it's intentional, right? To cash in on the "brokedick 'simulator' game" novelty factor and spread by streamers and word of mouth? I love it all, regardless; keep it coming!
ALL YOU HAD TO DO, WAS STAY ON THE DAMN QUAD, VINNY.
I honestly don't think there's ever been a vinesauce video where I've not cried with laughter
Talk about being easily amused.
brutal
Corruptions, Vinny's laugh, Glitch-Life, various weird mods and some of the simulator streams. Still fun. Or good games having fun moments as well.
Personally, I find glitchy "simulators" to be the best ones. They're the most entertaining!
*_JOHN TANK_*
*_LAND MARINE_*
That's the whole point of goat simulation
4:57
*Flashbacks to Vinny getting angry over a tractor in a Halloween Hl2 mod.*
At 11:09 that ghost ATV still had the shadow of a person.
holy shit spooky
5:45 "You are too high to pull the rope."
Don't you fucking judge me, game.
Bad. Good. Doesn't matter. Vinny's gonna have to deal with it.
you look at the chicken
you ASTRAL PROJECT YESELF
(i guess you were never meant to see why the chicken crossed the road)
(Two seconds in) This is gonna be a good video
Anthony Chabot I genuinely enjoy watching Vinny lost his shit.
Anthony Chabot *WRONG WAY*
That Simulator in the beginning looks amazing
7:55 That song is such a throwback to Truckin' Tuesday
DIESEL DOT OGG BAYBEEEEEE
2:49
I drive these fairly frequently, and I can confirm, that is their intended purpose. Flip it, then wiggle around on the ground. That is how you construction.
>"Australian road train"
>Miles per hour, not Kilometers
Ya dun goofed
What about the fact the games uses Euros for currency, and not Australian Dollars?
I know this is early, but this might be the best first 10 seconds of any Vinesauce video ever.
4:10
The moonwalking construction worker, man!
Oh god its the fucking truck music from Yogscast help me god
JediWilli Good ol' Diesel.ogg
Just about to comment that
I remember that episode that was fucking awesome XD
you've awakened a repressed memory
Same devs it seems. Gotta love games that flip assets.
Australian Road Trains gave me Big Rigs flashbacks the moment Vinny glitched outside the world
also, that fucking ATV game, wow
Simulator Simulator about simuating
King Kradily simulator simulator simulator
King Kradily simulation simulator
Wouldn’t that just be a video game adaptation of The Matrix?
6:10 "Dank angle, dank angle"
I'm dying
ATV GP glitched so much that it became a completely different kind of game
Bad Simulators = Job Simulators
LOL
Kamijou 仧 Twitch Streamer Simulator
Smoke Pudding Is that how Vinny's mind look like? lmao xD
Kamijou 仧 Yup lol
Kamijou 仧 bad simulator = youtube revenue simulator
6:40 Physics.
7:02 So that's how stars are born.
"Okay, so trees aren't terrain. Now we know."
ho it's me construction johnny. And i luve my job
2:32
DIESEL.OGG
it's not even tuesday
Yo Southbird, if you see this, the editing on this one was fucking aces man. You did a fantastic job with it!
"I'm under the fucking world...looking at myself! While in myself!" dude that's deep.
Coffee, donuts, and "go fuck yourself." All part of a balanced New Yorker's breakfast!
10:50
ROLLIN AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND
So disappointed you left out that glorious laugh when the ghost ATV did repeated stoppies though.
I didn't know trucks can supernova
MooshroomGames have u ever been outside?
Shame you didn't play much of the Forklift Simulator because it gets WEIRD. At one point, you fight zombies.
Da hell
Jacob Hewett whatt?????
Said by the all mighty *Pussy* *DESTORYER*
6:06 that airplane was made by capcom
there was a tradition(or rumor)in Japan
・Airplane in game that made by capcom ALWAYS explode(no exception!)
All this laughing gave my core a good workout.
7:03 Australian truck driver accidentally creates world's first viable nuclear fusion power plant
an average day in Australia
Is it some kind of written law of the universe that all games that are entirely about driving trucks must be glitchy enough to rend the fabric of space and time?
7:25 3st person
Leeroy Jenkins charged into battle 12 years ago today
R.I.P. in Popularity
TobiasWhisperwind still summons 2 whelps
that's not even a forklift. it's a glorified electric pallet jack
Incorrect Game Title Simulator
1:32 Don't you just hate it when you're trying to work but someone walks through your forklift?
That helicopter game actually doesn't look too terrible.
7:49 Oh fuck yeah! Diesel.ogg! THATS MY JAM!!!
4:16
S W O O D C R I M I N A L
6:54 Ive created a sun！
9:45 killer atvs simulator
1:07 Absolutely attrocious. The game is supposed to be about forklifts but it makes you drive an electronic pallet jack instead. Genuinely disgusting.
Baby tanks should be called tanklets
''Whats happening!?'' *Has violent seizure while bike repeatedly tries to kill rider*
o/' he tried to kill me with a forklift! o/'
Getting Stuck Simulator
Fill Florist Simulator
I'm a weeaboo because I play Fire Emblem. Cloud's favorite Simulator.
a wonderful video for Vinesauce's Birthday
"What is this, now" is one of my favorite Vinny reactions.
I hope this means we'll get a Vine stream today.
9:35, it came back for sum fuck.
B A N K A N G L E
9:26 thats what i call "fuck logic"
11:11 *IT DOESN'T HAVE A DRIVER BUT ITS SHADOW SAYS OTHERWISE.*
6:47 Why is the steering wheel on the left in Australia?
Vinny highlight over 10 minutes 😩👌
“IT’S ME CONSTRUCTION JHONNY, I LOVE MY JOB!” That reminded me so much of my old math teacher haha
The fun part about looking at these old videos is not remembering doing any of it
That ATV game went straight into PS2 game territory. Except that shit was actually good.
Thank god that kinda crap doesn't happen in Offroad Fury...
is Construction Johnny related to Construction Bob in any way?
I don't think Bob the Builder can EVER fix this.
If you can't go to space, bring space to you!
I've been waiting for this.
"it's like one of those 1920s films" someone animate the construction sim bit like that please and thank you
7:49 Oh my god, it's fucking diesel.ogg! I knew that design looked familiar.
Gosh, I haven't laughed this much from one of your videos in a while. My favorite was the ATV Simulator as is reminded me of a similar bad simulator game I had as a kid, but with dirt bikes.
In Poland ATVs are autonomous vehicles without drivers but with their shadows on it 😄😄😄
To give credit where credit is due, that tank had some REALLY fluid animation.
(That's where 99.5% of the budget went, of course)
The animations were probably preexisting assets, knowing the "shitty simulator" market.
"YAY it finally compiled all the way! RELEASE."
That ATV game has better ragdoll physics than GTA 5.
11:08 There's the shadow of a person in the unmanned bike. This just turned eerie.
What makes this australian- oh right, kangaroo.
*sorry, "wallaby"*
That documentary narrator voice was perfect
I'm surprised you didn't put the bit about the Tractor game settings in there
Don't you hate it when you're playing a game and you get *S T U C C ?*
DANK ANGLE
I don't know why, but this feels like Vinny played everything here in 2013, even though he didn't.
You can tell by the beginning that this is gonna be good.
0:10 World Of Tanks looks really good.
Happy 7th anniversary, Vinjob
One of the funniest episodes to date
These games get existential way too easily. It's terrifying and wonderful.
0:44 isn’t that nature voice tone from one of the Planet Earth documentaries?
11:07 you can se the rider's shadow with noone riding it...
6:58 He couldn't go to space, so the game brought space to him
whoa.... Australia is a wild place, people creating new stars and seeing themselves in both 1st and 3rd person view
The ATV still had the shadow of a person riding it even when it was vacant...
"How could you release a product this broken?"- Vinny before discovering Data Design and android shovelware
Vinny, these are good simulators. I don't know what you have to be on to think these are bad.
I'd like to point out, at then end when he opened the leaderboards for the race, Diego Torres was one of the drivers.
11:10 There is still a shadow of the driver of the ATV even though he's not on it. A ghost rider?
that forklift game just couldn't let Vinny be happy even for a moment