Jerrod Carmichael Is Freaked Out About The CIA
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- Опубліковано 6 жов 2024
- 'The Carmichael Show' star and creator Jerrod Carmichael can hardly remain seated after learning about the latest Wikileaks dump.
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its almost like everyone totally forgot about snowden and the crazy shit he revealed about the NSA
They did, the crazy uncle just remembers, he is not a prophet. They will forget this too.
I think they just prefer not to know, because like Jerrod said, what are you going to do about it? So we just keep getting our blowjob while we try not to think about grandma.
John Oliver actually asked people on the street if they know who Edward Snowden is and they all said they didn't know him.
Yeah but most people aren't getting a blowjob from some high class hooker like Jerod or Stephen. Most people in the US are living in a trash can like Oscar the Grouch
yeah i saw that episode. sometimes it seems like all of america suffers from short term memory loss
No need to spy on people. They post everything on Snapchat, instagram and Facebook.
#Truth
HKim0072 exept terrorist I don't think they brag about there bombs or what they are gonna do next weekend
If terrorists don't talk about their shit, how is the US govt. preventing terrorist attacks?
sure that is why they do it -.- this is no joking matter.
>a couple people need to post everything on social media, so now the govt has all the right to invade anyone's privacy and their bank accounts.
Makes *perfect* sense!
this was a fun interview. truly
I like this guest. Awkward charm
Check out his stand up. He’s good.
Tupac back, I'm two glocks strapped
Rolling down in Philly this the new Iraq
why are people surprised? Snowden told us this years ago
Yara Alawi It also shows that the CIA has the ability to create false flag hackings and leave a breadcrumb trail to a different country. It also shows that the CIA lost control of this ability and it has gotten into the wrong hands, other foreign countries. That means if Russia hacks our electric grid they could make it seem like the Chinese did it and have us retaliate against them all because of the CIA. Or just have no clue who did it since our CIA is too incompetent to secure these types of software
A script kiddie has the ability to perform "false flag" hacks, Joe. It's called spoofing & it has been around since at least 2007.
& by the way, Joe, there is no such thing as perfect security -- anything, & I really mean anything on Earth can be hacked with the right skills & the right resources.
In fact, we've gotten to the point that usually the weak point in any given security system is not anything in the software or hardware -- it's in the people who operate that software/hardware. It's much easier to trick any given human (even a highly trained one) than to go up against a highly sophisticated security system.
Zoidberg / Joe - spoofing has literally been around since the dawn of the internet as far as obfuscating addresses. Personally, I was involved a Hotline client in the 90s called T1 Dragon(BLAZING) we used to have redirect server addresses to hide that it was running off someone's company server and they didn't know. If anyone else who was a Dragon person reads this, hit me up!
2007 ?...
"Oh no, not grandma, but damn this feels good!"
Pirate Lord Rogan 😂😂 if you haven't seen his stand up check it out
Been loving Jerrod for years and gotta say... Yep sounds about right. Haha
one of the greatest comedians ever. can't even really say on the come up; he's on his second HBO special and the third season of his sitcom. Don't sleep on Jerrod!
Watch us never hear from this guy again.
I'll believe it. Alot of PC unfunny people getting specials.
If you watch his comedy, I'd say it's pretty not PC. His last special, audience was like uncomfortable because it was "over the top."
....annnnnnnnd he's gone.
I love how he barely talked about his show but watching this makes me want to watch his show!
I love the way Jerrod speaks.
29??? black people really don't age
edit: i know 29 isn't old, what i meant is he could easily pass for 20/21
*Yara Alawi* lol we do, I swear!
Yara Alawi black dont crack
***** NaCl+
+Yara Alawi
Is that a joke? If you're 29 and you don't still look like you're 20, you've been living too fast.
Take care of yourselves, people. These aren't the middle ages. No good reason anymore for anyone* around the cusp of their fourth** decade to be showing their age. You'd better hope you're still getting carded at least *sometimes* when you're thirty.
And if not...just fix it. Try to live better. You can be younger than you were. Eventual death might be a fact of life, but aging isn't.
*Edit: anyone, that is, living in the first world and not in poverty. Life still takes its toll early in some parts. **Edit #2: I originally called one's thirties their third decade...and no one caught me. Hah!
29 is not old.
This guy has no filter. Lol.
He's right about all these theories. They're now proven to be facts
Never give up your freedoms for a false sense of security. 🚨 🚨 🚨
One of the greatest lines ever spoken in television history
I'll start worrying about my toaster listening to me when it stops chanting at me to 'kill the impure!' every time I make pop tart.
Great for this dude to point out how nobody is freaking out about CIA.. shame and shock..
this guy is brilliant.
Jerrold will have his time when he will be a huge and famous stand up philosopher, still young and has a lot of time.
I liked the guy. was fun.
He could be hosting his own show soon I bet.
Pablo Pellegrini he already has a show on NBC.
Well there you go. I just don't watch enough TV I guess.
Weird sentence to say, but this is the media landscape;
I assume that his prime time network series will eventually return at some point. Enjoyed it back when it was on.
John Lee it was renewed for a third season. But he took some time off to make a new stand up special. Which comes on tonight.
lol aw man hearing jerrod express himself reminds me of myself when trying to articulate my thoughts
"Oh no, Not grandma!" "But it still feels amazing!" #Genius
"Those who sacrifice liberty for security deserve neither.'-Benjamin Franklin
I haven't seen stephen crack up like that in a while LMAO
"What do we do about it?" "You put your pants on". This actually scared me so much because I feel like the whole purpose of our organized society, and the very nature of society itself, is that we give up certain freedoms in order to not have to always wear pants in our own homes; I really don't know how much of America is left in America besides the good people trying to make it work
Great clip one of my new favorites!
That analogy is perfect
Have you all not seen John Oliver's interview with Edward Snowden?
Listen man I clicked on this video to be entertained just before I went to bed. And got a trailer for that movie Life that's coming out. As an aspiring geneticist I didn't need the extra nightmare fuel for in case my experiments go awry.
DarkDay2012 yes that trailer was gripping. Defiantly want to see the movie now.
I am watching Stephen Colbert while procrastinating on my genetics paper that is due tomorrow, and you just reminded me about it, so thanks haha. I am not an aspiring geneticist, so I'm not looking forward to writing this paper...
DarkDay2012 I
I love how he always brings up the moon landing
Steven is the sharpest man in shoe biz
Jose Lora his shoes ARE on point every show... can't argue that
Why are people so worried about the cameras in their laptops but not the mics? The mic hears you anywhere you go, it hears your conversations if you have people over, it hears when you're eating or pooping, it hears if you're playing an instrument, it hears your phone calls (your side), it hears what you're watching on on the telly. The camera only ever sees your face.
I just discovered this guy and I already love him
Jerrod Carmichael needs to be on Atlanta
I'd love to have a long conversation with him
This guy needs to get himself checked out, now.
Carmichael is a good comedian. Still has to work on conversation skills. There are some guys who are great with a mike, but not quite as good in other venues.
Though I agree, it would be fair to say that Colbert always sets a kinda hostile environment for him, and I never really could understand why...
Eaque Johnson
Colbert is allegedly involved in Pizza Gate... he is a staunch Hillary supporter... and possibly a government insider.
Carmichael is a low-key Trump supporter and intelligent American citizen... the stuff he is saying destroys the false narrative put on by Colbert and the Fake News...
Carmichael is a threat... and that's why he is so nervous... because he knows that the tide is drastically shifting... and years ago, he would've been dead within a week for even hinting at what he said now.
The conspiracies he asserted... as possibly also being true... include the 9/11 demolition, chemtrails, NASA / space fraud and the Flat Earth reality.
Ahmad Smadi
No offense bro, but... what you just said is why I believe the world is becoming an increasingly stupid place.
And again, I mean no offense. Let's take a look at what you're saying here:
1) By Pizza Gate, you mean that dumb fabrication that was circulated over the media, for which up to now there is no physical evidence or no known victims? That story over which someone started a shoutout in that pizza place? That's some serious stuff right there. You know, child molestation is a very serious accusation to make. Just because you add in that "allegedly" bit does not exempt you of threading carefully with things like that, especially when you have no evidence whatsoever to back your claims.
2) You do know that Carmichael is a comedian, right? He didn't assert any conspiracy... He was doing a comedy bit... I feel for you, if you take whatever comes out of a comedian's mouth at face value
3) The simple fact that you use such a dumb expression like "fake news" discredits the entirety of your speech... Think about it: the appellation "fake news" has been brought to life by a man who so far has spent more time spreading falsehoods and unsubstantiated accusations (cf birther controversy, Sweden, crowd size, crime stats, military budget, wall costs, possibly wiretaps, the list is much longer than this) than saying true and verifiable facts. The only source of fake news right now is whatever comes out of the president's twitter account...
Hindsight is the key, Ahmad. Sometimes you need to take a few steps back to realize what you're really saying... If you do that, you'll find that the logics and the rationale of what you're saying are rather weak.
Fake News was a term coined by CNN to discredit alternative media platforms.
We flipped it around and used it to discredit CNN.
A majority of intelligent Americans know exactly to what I'm referring.
You posited no arguments that substantially counter any assertions I made.
Eaque Johnson
Chaplelle is a comedian. So was Carlin.
So was John Stewart.
So is Colbert.
Many comedians assert political truths through subtle humorous integration.
I put a tape on my laptop camera not because I'm crazy but because I studied damn IT.
It's awesome to see Jerrod coming so far. I never forget seeing Bread Sandwich for the first time on a random UA-cam video, now he has HBO specials.
this guy is everyone in my school
"is tupac still alive?"
all we talk about in class, nothing gets done. we all just talk about conspriacy theories.
Marcin Gortat on the drums
Mantas Daujotas 😂😂😂
it's fucked up because it's freedom.. we got freedom, my friend.
Hey, he's wearin' Canadian dress shoes.. nice.
Why I'm i finally seeing this a year later
That intro was boss!
Right when they start having a deep discussion.. aand that wraps up the interview! HBO special out now
Everyone has met a guy like this at the barbershop. Nice guy who goes on about half baked theories on everything so you smile and nod....
6:39 I wonder what it said on that sheet of paper, because it sure as hell didn't just say "eight,HBO" xD
Lol i hate when interviewers talk to much and interrupt the guest
i was waiting for him to mention aliens
Poor Jerrod, must of been tough growing up with all those family problems.
no one ever takes the frame from colbert but this guy did
He might seem foolish to a lot of people but he is incredibly clear and deep.
What is he saying behind the beep to make Stephen get out???
selvaracp08 probably said the f word
Probably said "head" referring to a blowjob.
If you watch how his mouth moves, he says blowjob
it doesn't sound like blowjob.
i so desperately wanna know now.
censorship is so stupid
he said "dick sucked" I think...the times before that it was "fucked up"
I love his comedy because he actually makes you think
The CIA is not watching us . . . .AAAAaaaaahhhhhhhhh
America is just a hot mess at this point. His analogy of living in America is accurate XDXD
You can definitely see him around min 3:00 looking for a good comparison for the USA
this is prove that, just like anybody, no matter how crazy, can become POTUS, ANYBODY can be invited onto a talk show....
my fav comedian is childish 😭😂
Honestly, I'd be more worried if the CIA didn't have the technology that was leaked.
We didnt need stephen for that interview
He gave so many hints towards “Rothaniel” in his older interviews 😭
what was the hint here?
BROOKLYN. Sorry I had to say it after seeing he had timbs on 😂
Yes, 1984 is upon us all.
Pac, if you're out there. Keep ya head up.
I really love this guy
Jerrod Carmichael makes me uncomfortable
I have a Samsung TV but if I would have known that it would be capable of spying on me, I never would have bought it! Now I have to worry about walking around nude in my apartment and I do NOT like that feeling at all!
😁 " it's bittersweet " 🤔😂😂🤣😂
Uhm, 'murica? U forgot the NSA has been doing this for years, too? Why act so surprised?
What did he say about the grandma?
WHAT DID HE SAY THAT WAS BLEEPED OUT WTF
He tried to be smart. Got pulled further in the puddle.
that intro music is groovy af
Colbert is surprisingly complacent with the government watching us from all angles. sad :-(
Don't mix up surveillance with conspiracy theories please!
I think America is kind of like cheese, you know. You see it and can't help but thing 'god, that looks awesome' but deep down you know it's supposed to be milk but completely rotten
Jerrod, I hate to tell you, but the "time to do something" was a few months ago...
it's not paranoia if you're right
I have a feeling his special is really good
Yes, we did go to the moon. We can reflect lasers from reflectors left behind on three of the Apollo missions, and we use this to measure the distance to the moon to high precision.
the sheep are awakening.. "does that make me crazy" ? lol
This is the nonchalant, everything’s-a-joke, smiley, “black” comedian that white people love. I see it
this guy needs his own late night show
not grandma
I mean...of COURSE they're listening...
Ever just TALK about something and see ads for it on facebook, twitter, etc. ???? OF COURSE THEY'RE LISTENING TO EVERYTHING. They get the information and use it or sell it to the highest bidder.
Are you standing? Because you do not want to be in a comfortable bowel position for this!
Time Crisis gang!
Tupac's riding around with Michael Jackson & Elvis
I want his jacket.
WOW, YOU UPLOADED A VIDEO THAT WASN`T ABOUT TRUMP, AMAZING!!!!
Illuminati be like “he’s next” rip my man
I love this guy...he's so cute.
He looks like he is 17
He just doesn't get it and he didn't give him a chance. I think C is a bit detached.
SO NO ONE SAW THE FUCKING SNOWDEN MOVIE?!?!?
HOLY SHIT, the last time I saw this guy he was basically nobody making a joke about a bread sandwich (I thought it was hilarious) NOW HE HOOGE