It'd be nice to have more cherry trees in Dallas, instead we got cottonwoods and whatever hell-spawned mess that has those long, bright green pollen clusters that shed green clouds of tree spunk everywhere. Terrible for allergies. Nothing worse than going out in the morning and seeing that all the local trees bu###ke'd my car overnight.
Jotaro saying "Mommy is sick?" In a worried voice is actually accurate cause he only figures something wrong because he didn't get his goodbye kiss on the cheek when he goes to school.
“I’m a foxy grandpa now!” “I can’t dance for shit!” “No the other one you little asshole!” “What up baby mama?” How is Abridged Joseph such a hilarious character?
@@mariogirl8100 how dare those fucking bastards, now we don't get to have the entirety of part 5 sound like the characters will say "Mamma Mia Pizza Spaghetti" at any time.
"So, you're an enemy stand user." _"What? How'd you know?!"_ "The Cowboy." *"Howdy!"* "Fuck you." *"Well that's not rootin' or tootin'."* 💀 The voices on this video are so oddly accurate it's hilarious.
"Joseph? Joseph is that you?" "MOVE MOVE MOVE!!" I'm dead xD Don't worry Tomoko, hopefully we'll get to you and your crazy, noisy, bizarre town soon. Also I will NEVER get tired of Antfish's DIO.
5:34 Love the fact the High Priestess Fight was skipped for the sub plot of Polnareff finally getting to use the bathroom and not getting assaulted while doing so. This was a lovely choice
It occurs to me both JoJo's Bizarre Adventure and Pulp Fiction more or less hinge on things getting out of hand while somebody is in the bathroom. "ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA?"
@@riyadislam3441 He also voices Toyohiro (Superfly's Stand user in DiU) and Sorbet (one of the members of the Hitman Team that died before the story in Golden Wind).
The "You're my 17 year old grandson Jotaro Kujo!" line is just like in the first video where George calls Jonathan "My one and only TWELVE YEAR OLD SON!" except you didn't have to photoshop Jotaro's body because that's just what he looks like
the voice acting for you guys is normally pretty damn accurate don't get me wrong,but the Jotaro one is insanely accurate,i feel like matt mercer coached someone- great video btw!♡
Dude, Sean Chiplock's got Jotaro's voice nailed down to a T. I know it may not really be that difficult to replicate, but I genuinely had to see check if they got Matt Mercer to do his voice. This video's hilarious
Well, it's a good thing I saw your comment before writing mine because I didn't bother reading the description and was about to say that Logan Laidlaw did a great job as Jotaro. Seriously, I really thought that was the same voice.
Sean Chiplock has INCREDIBLE range TBH, just listening to him as Revali in Breath of the Wild, Mishima in Persona 5 and Jotaro in this I can’t even tell they’re the same person.
"It's also permanently replacing Hamon." Yeah that still kind of stings. Especially since it won't be until Part freaking 7 that they incorporate something that works alongside a Stand decently.
And then even the Spin gets used poorly come the end of Part 8, meaning Hamon is the best power system that is not a stand despite the Spin’s versatility.
I mean, being fair, at least it was pretty obvious that the Spin was the revision of Hamon. Not only that, it’s _absurdly_ more powerful than Stands usually are; literal path to infinite energy. Hell, Gyro was mopping Stand users and he didn’t even have Scan for the longest time. And once he did, he almost took out Valentine and D4C with a single Ball Breaker; wasn’t even the crazy bullshit that Tusk Act 4 is.
2:23 It's wild to think that in canon,Joseph has brought down a plane and *2* boats in less than 3 days The TSA must shake in fear at the slight of his passport
"Shit we caused brain damaged" is mega underrated. Also fuck, Kakyoin casually violating the nurse and Jotaro responding "YOU'RE PURE EVIL" so seriously before decking him gets me every single time.
wait wait wait! is that the melodious voice of the one, the only ANTFISH as DIO!?!?!? i thought i would never hear such perfection again. Anthony, you are the only Dio voice actor for me, for now and forever.
You do notices JJBA is a copyright death trap and that's why they couldn't use a single clip from it, right? Also this is like the third episode of basically Jojo's bizzare adventure Kai Abridged, we are getting a part 2 of part three and knowing tfs, likely the next seasons too.
Fun fact when I went to Egypt I brought a Jotaro plush. I Re-traumatized him. I only brought him out one day to take photos. Also I saw the dio bridge and a lot of Jojo references…. I tried to finish part 3 in Egypt but failed. I did watch the Luxor episode in Luxor though.
“GOOD! Nobody wants to see your little orphan fanny!” “Welcome to Singapore!” “Alright! Time to find us some crraaazy rich asi-“ **Followed by Ebony Devil stabbing Polnareff to death**
That is probably the most of JJBA I've ever seen in a single stretch (Not counting what Antfish did). Also, Kaiser is not an annoying weeb, just a very enthusiastic one.
I was waiting the entire time for Antfish to show up, and smiled hard when I heard him as DIO. The OVA fandub is still funny to this day and is an iconic piece of Jojo history, and leaving him out of something like this would just be wrong.
That addition of Tomoko seeing Joseph was so official I had to go back and look up if she actually made a background appearance in Stardust Crusaders 😅. Good shit!
man these guys always hit home with the perfect balance of good writing, jokes, and keeping things in a nice timeframe i wish i could have found this as soon as it released, but i guess 2 years late is better than never lol
Bruh the death 13 part had me rolling like yeah, what the fuck does a message to yourself from the night prior EVER mean, I once wrote a note to myself saying "don't forget the box people" and I still have no idea what it meant to this day
![JJBA Stardust Crusaders [Part 2] In 9 Minutes](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Lrk5FUI5KJU/mqdefault.jpg)
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more jojo abridged plz
@@Gigglesisafish yes pretty plz
With a side of Chips
A bit unrelated but could I suggest listening to the song turn it down by or3o to further the Encanto obsession
Dude you should do jojo abridge
It'd be nice to have more cherry trees in Dallas, instead we got cottonwoods and whatever hell-spawned mess that has those long, bright green pollen clusters that shed green clouds of tree spunk everywhere. Terrible for allergies.
Nothing worse than going out in the morning and seeing that all the local trees bu###ke'd my car overnight.
Jotaro saying "Mommy is sick?" In a worried voice is actually accurate cause he only figures something wrong because he didn't get his goodbye kiss on the cheek when he goes to school.
That is how much he knows this show
Also if you look at the last frame, you can see a tear in Jotaro's eye
@@_Night_Edge Seeing that made me sad too
@@_Night_Edge What are you talking about? You undid it...
@@_Night_Edge “I’m not crying… YOU’RE CRYING!”
"You killed my SON!"
"Sucks to suck."
Most Jotaro thing I've ever heard.
Especially because that’s how he wins in cannon
YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!
(Remember) That's how he defeated her!(SUCKING UP Her Stand Mist JUSTICE!)FYI LMAO!😋😆🤣
Yeah Star Platinum suck up Justice
fr
“Wait, Mommy’s sick?” That was surprisingly wholesome
“Joseph, is that you?” “Move move move!”
LMFAO!
I had to rewatch that twice and laughed twice as hard as the first time.
Well it's not his fault, hamon broke his condom
Diamond is Unbreakable
@@Chrissaiyanjojoknight so that's why Josuke got a stand that can fix anything. So that this never happens to him!
@@runtergerutscht4401 (kinda)LMAO!
“I’m a foxy grandpa now!”
“I can’t dance for shit!”
“No the other one you little asshole!”
“What up baby mama?”
How is Abridged Joseph such a hilarious character?
Regular Joseph is already hilarious, and Abridging turns all dials Up To 11.
Because Joseph
Tomoko: Joseph? Joseph, is that you?
Joseph: MOVE! MOVE! MOVE!
Buy me a PS5 or i'll tell grandma
@@Chrissaiyanjojoknight - “You little fu-!”
"even the sun can be a stand"
"Fuck you kakyoin" is legit killing me 😂 😂
"IT'S MELTING MY HAIR GEL!"
Reminds me of the Angry Sun from Super Mario Bros. 3🤣
Lolll
3:46
And it chases you!🤣and you can get rid of it by hitting the exit in SUPER MARIO BROS 3.(And Yeah This stand follow them and they defeated it easily)
“So how gay are we talking?”
**KaiserNeko appears**
That had to be intentional
Kaiser says it wasn't but agrees it's hilarious.
Literally was hoping someone else saw that lmaoooo
Followed by Kakiyoin cherry slurping, definitely intentional.
LMAO the way he runs in excitedly 😂
“HEY NICK!!!”
Polnareff's shift from French to English was so fucking fitting
5:42
Funny, because in the actual English Dub, from Part 3 and onwards, they drop the accents.
@@mariogirl8100 how dare those fucking bastards, now we don't get to have the entirety of part 5 sound like the characters will say "Mamma Mia Pizza Spaghetti" at any time.
I wanted the Japanese accents
@@theoverseer1775there are fandubs of great moments from Part 5 dubbed in Italian and they are amazing
"So *that* boat was a monkey..." Perfect encapsulation of why I love this show.
Forever's Strength:
Yes the orangutan is the user
Yes the orangutan has a name
Yes the boat is the Stand
OH MY GOD THE BOAT IS THE STAND
@@aun_el3247 No thanks
@@thatrandomvsdebator What a bother!
@@aun_el3247 yeah it was a freight boat
Lol
The baby's voice is so freaking accurate in the English dub.
I almost thought it was the same actor.
@@manuelalbertoromero9528 Sup COCKYOIN!!
Same it’s sooooo accurate
Came here to say this
ikr
Kakyoin's delivery on "did. we. pick. up. an. orphan?" is phenomenal
What ever did happen to that?
Well she went back where she came from in the original one too! Just didn't want her to get caught up in their fight against Stand User.
i love all his line deliveries 😭
I liked his delivery on "I'm pretty sure anything could be a stand...THE SUN could be a stand"😂
Yup
"So, you're an enemy stand user."
_"What? How'd you know?!"_
"The Cowboy."
*"Howdy!"*
"Fuck you."
*"Well that's not rootin' or tootin'."* 💀
The voices on this video are so oddly accurate it's hilarious.
And don't forget the cowboys name is Hol Horse and the stands name is Emperor
Hol horse is like: Bruh
Now i realized how much i there is to appreciate about Hol Horse
@@Chrissaiyanjojoknight Hol Horse's Emp--
GUN
And HAVE Any of you people remember Hol Horse girlfriend? 🤔(surprise that they TFS Didn't make a joke about her)lol😆
"Joseph? Joseph is that you?"
"MOVE MOVE MOVE!!"
I'm dead xD
Don't worry Tomoko, hopefully we'll get to you and your crazy, noisy, bizarre town soon.
Also I will NEVER get tired of Antfish's DIO.
Yup
I DIED LMAO
“I also really don’t want to be noticed here”
That one got me as well 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bro I laughed way too hard
“It’s also permanently replacing Hamon”. A slap to the face of every JJBA fan that could not recover.
And me. I have the scar, but it doesn’t hurt, anymore…
I prefer Stands, but Hamon still holds a place in my heart
@@ALJ9000 I would of loved to see if the stand could actually been a more concentrated form of hamon, to explain the jump more precisely
Just wait until the Anime only Hamon fans meet Gyro 🤣
@@RicPendragon And then they bring back Stand in Jojolion...........and fruits!
"Not my fault Hamon destroys condoms" I consider this canon now
“So how gay we talking” felt this in a spiritual level
Smash cut to Kaiser
@@TheChessicfayththat’s pretty gay
Kakiyoin: "The Sun could even be a stand."
*Nearly gets cooked alive by the sun.*
Jotaro: "F*ck you Kakiyoin."
I'm dying over here of laughter.
IT'S MELTING MY HAIR GEL!!!
Kakiyoin: Bruh What
What did i do
@@thetruenico6117 Jotaro: You said the sun could be a stand Kakiyoin. That's what you did.
I can’t believe they brought up Jouta
And so were the crusaders when they saw two rocks
"Joseph? Joseph is that you?"
"MOVE MOVE MOVE!" Favorite line in this whole video.
ON GOD
And 2023 watching this and to anybody epic foreshadowing or of foreshadowing of Diamond is Unbreakable lol!😆
If they want to do it in minutes
😂😂😂😂😂
“I think I like the ocean now. that would be my character from now on.” And that’s why Jotraro became Marine biologist :D
[Jotaro will remember that.]
Stone Ocean reference?
@@Sacrengard Reference to the ending of Part 4.
@@Sacrengard Jotatro being a Marine Biologist(I'm pretty sure) is a cover for his research on stands. Or it's his litteral day job.
@@ArcAngle1117 oh thats right!
BRO WHY WAS THIS PART SO HILARIOUS 😭 4:33
He predicted his death
He Predicted the Future
Toth?
@@mr.trouble827OH GOD
It probably has to do with the reaction
The fact that Sean Chiplock went from Part 5's real dub to this is incredible to me.
Also Toyohiro, Superfly's user, in Part 4.
@@gayjayy never say that number
@@cunningsmile4166is part 4 especially disliked?
@@KWBR1123 probably some dumb shit involving tetraphobia. JoJo part 4 was great.
@@KWBR1123reference to 4 being mista's unlucky number i guess
"How gay we talkin?"
Scott shows up immediately after that question. Good play, TFS. Good play.
Honestly my favorite joke in this episode. Surprised we didn't get a Pucci one.
He's not concerned with being polite OR heterosexual.
@@NameTaken1191 We might in the future
that had to be a joke kaiser came up with
Lol
5:34
Love the fact the High Priestess Fight was skipped for the sub plot of Polnareff finally getting to use the bathroom and not getting assaulted while doing so. This was a lovely choice
Polnareff loves the fact that him being forced to lick a filthy toilet was skipped =D
It occurs to me both JoJo's Bizarre Adventure and Pulp Fiction more or less hinge on things getting out of hand while somebody is in the bathroom. "ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA?"
He did have that chocolate drizzle on his face though…
“Wait, mommy’s sick???” LMAO
“Yes, her stand has awakened..”
I died XD
@@crimsonpain7687 No, you didn't. But she almost did.
The most accurate representation of Jotaro’s character
The little tear jotaro had at the end of that sentence had me dying!
It's funny how Sean Chiplock is in this! Cuz Fun Fact:
He actually voices like three JoJo characters in the anime! The connections are crazy!
I know he voices Mista. Who are the other characters he voiced?
@@riyadislam3441 He also voices Toyohiro (Superfly's Stand user in DiU) and Sorbet (one of the members of the Hitman Team that died before the story in Golden Wind).
2:03 is a perfect summary of Polnareff's character
"I just have a bad history with planes."
No, Joseph. You have a bad history with pretty much every vehicle!
I just read this comment when he said it this isn’t a comment it’s subtitles
Worst part was he didnt even have his cyborg-n*zi-airbag around this time.
Well..The planes don’t like you either,but at least the trains did love you.
@@MrAnthraxes I think you mean:
"Worst part was he didn't even have his cyborg N- (*German Soldier*) airbag around this time
@@LegendPurpleDragon152 Cyborg-Late-30s-German-Soldier-Airbag, to be precise.
Thanks for correcting me :P
“I never had a problem with boa- so the boat exploded”
“But doesn’t mean all boats are out th- so that was a monkey”
I lost it ther Lamo
O
M
G
XD
Forgot that guys name and his stand and don't forget the monkey's name is Forever and the stands name is strength
"I blame you Jotoro"
@@cunningsmile4166 and now i like the ocean
That will forever be a part of my character
@@idosarts_and_krafts
Did we picked up an orphan?
"Ive just had a bad history with planes"
Understatement of the fucking year
He is even worse with kars
no one but Joseph Joestar is lucky enough to have survived 4 plane crashes in their lifetime
He’s flown to Japan at least twice without incident
@@RealCoolstriker64 "without incident"
*Suzie Q would like to know your location*
@@RealCoolstriker64 The only thing he wrecked during those trips was his marriage, so tradition is still kept
Grandpa Joseph's travel experiences:
Airplane 1:37
Boat (1) 2:18
Boat (2) 2:26
Car 3:44
Submarine 5:10
The "You're my 17 year old grandson Jotaro Kujo!" line is just like in the first video where George calls Jonathan "My one and only TWELVE YEAR OLD SON!" except you didn't have to photoshop Jotaro's body because that's just what he looks like
the voice acting for you guys is normally pretty damn accurate don't get me wrong,but the Jotaro one is insanely accurate,i feel like matt mercer coached someone- great video btw!♡
Legit had to check, it's almost 1-1
Fun fact: That's Guido Mista's voice actor, Sean Chiplock.
OH! MY! GOD! HOLY! SHITBRICKS!
It's Sean chiplock, voice acting legend.
It's Sean Chiplock--guy who voiced Mista in Part 5 and Revali from BOTW
"You brought my friend back to life? That's even BETTER than Little Bush!" That was truly Polnereff levels of wholesome
@@SuperPeterok A fan of a show that won't exist for another 20 years?
Okay seriously, why is Sean Chiplock's Jotaro so dead on to Matt Mercer's performance?
1:31-1:36 That Tomoko cameo took me completely off guard!
I actually thought it was Matt Mercer and couldn't believe they got him
I mean I was right they didn't get him but damn they might as well have
2:09
And to talk about his voice for the abridged version of jojo's bizarre adventure stardust crusaders
I heard his voice in Tokyo Revengers as Draken
@@shawnsuckstm3353 i had his voice in Tokyo Revengers as Draken(dub)and there's a season 2
just goes to show how much range Sean has that borders on Matt's level of range
6:25
*PUCCHI WANTS TO KNOW DIO LOCATION*
He probably already knows where he is
Whats bizarre is they did make a baby together. Then Pucci ate that baby.
Welecome to jojo (no refunds)
Br☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
"Le fuck you!"
That's hilarious XD
Agree… I can’t stop laughing everytime I get to that part!
6:49 My very favorite line of this episode:
"Dude we live in Dallas, the only thing that blooms out there are horrible allergy trees."
Couldn't relate more....fuck you Cedar!
@@upg5147 *Watches a cross-shaped building fall onto an orchard of Cedar trees* CEEEEEEDAAAAAAR!!!!
@@tigerwarrior1787 I was hoping someone made this joke, A+ good sir!
@@upg5147 CEEEEDAAAAAAR!
Edit: Dammit, someone beat me to it!
@@davidspraguedragonman6479 It's the thought that counts
Dude, Sean Chiplock's got Jotaro's voice nailed down to a T. I know it may not really be that difficult to replicate, but I genuinely had to see check if they got Matt Mercer to do his voice. This video's hilarious
Well, it's a good thing I saw your comment before writing mine because I didn't bother reading the description and was about to say that Logan Laidlaw did a great job as Jotaro. Seriously, I really thought that was the same voice.
@@xtoadsannom6704 Now that you mention it, I can see him doing a really good Jotaro voice.
Dude same
Sean Chiplock has INCREDIBLE range TBH, just listening to him as Revali in Breath of the Wild, Mishima in Persona 5 and Jotaro in this I can’t even tell they’re the same person.
Funny enough, he’s also Guido Mista in Part 5.
"It's also permanently replacing Hamon."
Yeah that still kind of stings. Especially since it won't be until Part freaking 7 that they incorporate something that works alongside a Stand decently.
And then even the Spin gets used poorly come the end of Part 8, meaning Hamon is the best power system that is not a stand despite the Spin’s versatility.
I mean, being fair, at least it was pretty obvious that the Spin was the revision of Hamon. Not only that, it’s _absurdly_ more powerful than Stands usually are; literal path to infinite energy. Hell, Gyro was mopping Stand users and he didn’t even have Scan for the longest time. And once he did, he almost took out Valentine and D4C with a single Ball Breaker; wasn’t even the crazy bullshit that Tusk Act 4 is.
The spin is definitely far more versatile
Also, the World was pretty badass but did Dio just friggin lose all of his season 1 powers?
@@blacktiger24950 Possibly because of Jonathan body and scar
Jotaro saying "Mommy's sick? :C" is too wholesome
This is how I like my Abridged. Whole-ass episode arcs crammed into a few minutes, with the jokes firing off faster than Stand punches.
Getting AntFish to do yet another JJBA Abridged project has to be a highlight for the year.
Sucks his Dio was only at the end of this part, but oooooooo was it good~
@@couchpotato2222 Bright news, part 2 will have more of him.
I miss Tim Curry Dio.
@@alejandromolina7270 So do I, but at least the spirit of Abridged Dio still continues.
AGREED!!!
I like how the beginning pokes fun at how Jotaro pretty much never suffers any real consequences for his rotten attitude
Jolene is the culmination of bad karma that jotaro has acured with his rotten attitude. He suffers.
Oh don't worry. That comes to bite him later in his life.
@@manuelalbertoromero9528 REALLY badly
@@manuelalbertoromero9528 You beat me to it.
Lol
5:32 This line is canon. And I’m sure it *is* your fault Joseph. Hamon was mad about you leaving it for Stands, so it left a little present.
3:35
I'm still on part 3 first half. When does that get revealed? Cause I recognized a character earlier in the video of being in last 4 (or 5?).
@@nobafan7515 it never revealed that blatant. Just go on then watch part 4 for more details
@@brezzendorf ok, thank you.
“No but my grandad has two left feet.”
“I CANT DANCE FOR SHIT”
Love that line
4:01
Best joke you’ve ever written. Full stop.
2:23 It's wild to think that in canon,Joseph has brought down a plane and *2* boats in less than 3 days
The TSA must shake in fear at the slight of his passport
"So the Boat exploded."
"So the Boat was a monkey."
These lines made me laugh hard.
I blame you, Jotaro
5:16
The ocean believes me, don't you ocean?
..
..
..
The ocean says yes.
@@junkjunker842 nope its the dolphins
Yes, the monkey has a Stand
Yes, the boat is the Stand
OH MY GOD, BOAT IS THE STAND
We went from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure to Polnareff's Bathroom Adventure.
sup
Not rated
ratio
Always has been
So when part 2 then?
2:54
Kakyoin, you know cherries don't agree with your stomach.
They make you lay eggs. (Thank you CLAMP)
"French fried fuck"
Got me so bad i couldn't stop laughing
5:43
Kaiser wasn’t kidding about the new editing techniques. He really did a good job 😳
This was perfect hahaha
"Joseph is that you?"
"MOVE MOVE MOVE"
josuke dad?
JJBA Abridged is even more Bizarre and Beautiful than the Original.
Antfish or tfs?
Let's not get crazy
@@ninjashadow101 Y E S
Alright now, you’re getting out of hand
@@sysyishot7859 you mean "getting out of STAND"
Damn... TFS can make anything even funnier and Freaking Awesome at the same time. Wished they could of make more Abridged series.
"Shit we caused brain damaged" is mega underrated.
Also fuck, Kakyoin casually violating the nurse and Jotaro responding "YOU'RE PURE EVIL" so seriously before decking him gets me every single time.
Hol Horse’s “Well, that’s neither rootin’ *nor* tootin’!” made me burst out laughing! Also Jota’s mention made me scream in absolute horror!
wait wait wait!
is that the melodious voice of the one, the only ANTFISH as DIO!?!?!? i thought i would never hear such perfection again. Anthony, you are the only Dio voice actor for me, for now and forever.
How many breads have you eaten on your life?
This is what this world needed. i would love an abridged series of jjba
AntFish made one
@@rbraunbeck96 IT stopped in Phantom blood though
Cough scrub for hire cough
You do notices JJBA is a copyright death trap and that's why they couldn't use a single clip from it, right? Also this is like the third episode of basically Jojo's bizzare adventure Kai Abridged, we are getting a part 2 of part three and knowing tfs, likely the next seasons too.
@@reinsama2.09 scrub for hire is painfully unfunny and mediocre with voices
“How gay we talkin?”
*jump cut to Kaiser*
I see what you did there you beautiful man you.
Watchin this with my brother, he's a huge jjba nerd and then there's me who's only watched first season, it's fucking hilarious.
Jolyne: so dad! What made you want to become a marine biologist?
Jotaro: well it all started when I fought an Ape on a boat
I mean technically it started with a massive muscular fishman but Ape on a boat sounds funnier
Jotaro's voice sounds shockingly, SHOCKINGLY! accurate to his english dub
Fun fact, he voiced Mista in the official part 5 dub
@@ymisi1092 the person who voiced jotaro in this or the official dub?
@@zakbarton51 the person who voiced jotaro in this.
@@ymisi1092 I thought he voice acted Butcati?
Yes
Holy shit the part where Josuke's mom spots Joseph had me fucking giggling for an entire minute
0:29 that “ora” was so polite
Fun fact when I went to Egypt I brought a Jotaro plush. I Re-traumatized him. I only brought him out one day to take photos. Also I saw the dio bridge and a lot of Jojo references…. I tried to finish part 3 in Egypt but failed. I did watch the Luxor episode in Luxor though.
6:45 "So like... how gay we talking?"
Immediately cuts to:
2:36 Anne: “Awww they skipped my shower scene”
GOOD! I don’t need the police to be after me!
“GOOD! Nobody wants to see your little orphan fanny!”
“Welcome to Singapore!”
“Alright! Time to find us some crraaazy rich asi-“ **Followed by Ebony Devil stabbing Polnareff to death**
That is probably the most of JJBA I've ever seen in a single stretch (Not counting what Antfish did).
Also, Kaiser is not an annoying weeb, just a very enthusiastic one.
Still bitter that Taka cut him off from explaining Hirudegarn's name in Dbcember, scripted or not. I was genuinely interested 😂😂😤
One man’s enthusiasm is another man’s annoyance.
0:20 hearing Holly just say "my husband left me" with such a happy voice is hilarious.
Gotta admit. TeamFourStar sure knows how keep us ALL entertain after ALL these years 😁 keep up the AWESOME work !
The bit with Tomoko made me laugh so hard
Same 🤣
MOVE MOVE MOVE!!
I was waiting the entire time for Antfish to show up, and smiled hard when I heard him as DIO. The OVA fandub is still funny to this day and is an iconic piece of Jojo history, and leaving him out of something like this would just be wrong.
Can I have a link to that ova fandub????
@@Bluestar-wb9qx just search on UA-cam antfish jojo
@@dracosmith7781 or just JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Abridged
Man, 3D models are the Abridged equivalent of ragdoll memes and I love it
These are scary good impressions of the dub voices. Like Jotaro actually sounds like Matt Mercer. Amazing Job
5:19 baby mama
The editing on this is god-tier.
Polnareff just getting violently stabbed by Ebony Devil with nobody helping him at all is just beautiful
"Sucks to suck"
😂😂😂
Also Jotaro's voice sounds spot on with Matt Mercer. 👌🏾
It's Sean Chiplock.
@@mariogirl8100
Using a voice similar to Teba
It's actually Sean Chiplock, who is also Mista's english dub VA!!
Joseph: Yea I also don’t want to be noticed here”
Tomoko : Joseph, Joseph is that really you?”
Joseph; MOVE MOVE MOVE
😆😂🤣
It makes me so happy that they did the joke with Magicians Red sounding like a yelling chicken from the original Jojo abridged by antfish
I like how Josuke’s mom is just a perpetual threat in the background of this video.
Jotaro: " I think, I like the ocean now. That will forever be a part of my character."
This is why Jotaro wants to becoming a marine biologist.
"So like, how gay we talkin'?"
*immediate cut to KaiserNeko, resident gay man*
2:56 "Because I'm pretty sure that's how we get Jouta Kujo"
Ata da monica
The fact that you took Kakyoin's cherry scene and combined it into the ship
Hats off, that's hillarious
Check out the very end of the video for a surprise.
It's great to hear Antfish back as DIO after so long!
It’s always a treat when the memory of Jota Kujo is forcibly refreshed in my mind
I grew to like him.
Can someone inform me?
@@the05thatasked52 kakyoin did you lay this egg
@@the05thatasked52 it's a jotaro x kakyoin fanfiction, kakyoin, despite being male, lays an egg which has their child, jota inside of it.
My favorite thing is that every stardust crusaders parody has Jotaro refer to Holly as "mommy."
I always thought this part was at least 5 times longer than it needed to be.. Finally you have given us the abridged version we needed.
"Guys I just need to use the bathroom it's literally been a week I think I'm going to die" killed me.
I’m actually surprised they referenced Jota Kujo that’s a fucking deep cut, and it’ makes the scene even more hilarious.
3:03 | This literally made me laugh so hard that I cried.
1:15 im crying rn- 😭
Well done! Love all the references
That addition of Tomoko seeing Joseph was so official I had to go back and look up if she actually made a background appearance in Stardust Crusaders 😅. Good shit!
I take it she didn't.
@@BurningAzure nope, that’s how official this looked 😅
The Jota reference almost choked me from laughter, this is great.
I love how they mentioned Jouta randomly with no further explanation. Nice reference!
I am still amazed that is a legit thing.
man these guys always hit home with the perfect balance of good writing, jokes, and keeping things in a nice timeframe
i wish i could have found this as soon as it released, but i guess 2 years late is better than never lol
Bruh the death 13 part had me rolling like yeah, what the fuck does a message to yourself from the night prior EVER mean, I once wrote a note to myself saying "don't forget the box people" and I still have no idea what it meant to this day