How The Desolation of Smaug Should Have Ended

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  • @redsaber2462
    @redsaber2462 4 роки тому +1370

    Legolas: I got him!
    Young Gimli: THAT STILL ONLY COUNTS AS ONE!!!

    • @louisvictor3473
      @louisvictor3473 3 роки тому +55

      Baby Gimli at the time was 62 years old. Granted, his fellows thought him too young (for a dwarf) to join the party, but definitely not a baby even by dwarf standards

    • @bonnieparker9040
      @bonnieparker9040 3 роки тому +4

      hahaha

    • @redsaber2462
      @redsaber2462 3 роки тому +10

      @@louisvictor3473 yes i changed it to young. Your welcome.

    • @alexlegoboy3513
      @alexlegoboy3513 2 роки тому +1

      Correction goblin mutant gimli.

    • @TheNumanorian
      @TheNumanorian Рік тому

      😂

  • @drummerboygavin9407
    @drummerboygavin9407 8 років тому +1964

    When legolas killed Smaug I thought one of the dwarves was going to say "that still only counts as one"

  • @yuvtube1
    @yuvtube1 8 років тому +1517

    Smaug voice was spot on !

  • @caesar6733
    @caesar6733 5 років тому +2195

    Smaug: I am fire.
    Smaug: I am..
    Smaugos: ...inevitable.

  • @rhysmccartney2076
    @rhysmccartney2076 8 років тому +2226

    2:57
    THAT STILL ONLY COUNTS AS ONE!

    • @PHPharrity
      @PHPharrity 8 років тому +26

      Exactly what i thought when i saw it too.

    • @excalibur3153
      @excalibur3153 8 років тому +23

      FOOLS!!!
      Most people who watched The Hobbit could have simply not have seen The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, it did come out in 2003 after all. Also, true fans of J. R. R. Tolkien most likely don't even bother reading the comments, because most of the comments these days on UA-cam are filled with childish FOOLS, copying and pasting jokes.

    • @violinyay6632
      @violinyay6632 8 років тому +2

      I haven't watched the video yet but I know what you mean xD

    • @mozxz
      @mozxz 8 років тому

      I have seen LOTR, and i can understand from the reply's to your comment that it has something to do with that.....what exactly ???
      Because i utterly fails to understand .......

    • @violinyay6632
      @violinyay6632 8 років тому +7

      mozxz it's from the little battle Legolas vs. Gimli
      They looked who could kill the most enemies and Legolas killed a Mumakil (Olifant).
      Gimbli said "That still only counts as one"

  • @redpillrod2604
    @redpillrod2604 3 роки тому +232

    That ending sequence is still one of the funniest things I've ever seen. The pacing and cut-a-ways are perfect. "Right in the- oh dear..."

  • @patr5527
    @patr5527 9 років тому +2383

    And Gimli would still be like "that only counts as 1"

  • @FruitzSaladz
    @FruitzSaladz 8 років тому +525

    Legolas pops outa nowhere, defy's physics again and kills smuag. Worthy of approval

    • @blue-eyedfangirl8760
      @blue-eyedfangirl8760 8 років тому +57

      for legolas, physics is just a guideline

    • @markcobuzzi826
      @markcobuzzi826 5 років тому +9

      The Night King's demise in a nutshell.

    • @phillipwalling7470
      @phillipwalling7470 4 роки тому +6

      Legolas: I figured they're more of what you may call Guidelines than a Rule.

    • @tylerjones7592
      @tylerjones7592 4 роки тому +5

      @@phillipwalling7470 I understood that referance

    • @Сайтамен
      @Сайтамен 3 роки тому +2

      Here physics are fine, unlike what happened in third movie.

  • @setk1189
    @setk1189 8 років тому +4056

    "I am fire. I am *Groot*"

    • @hardcore18dragon
      @hardcore18dragon 8 років тому +35

      or maybe > i am fire , i am *flying arrow * .....death :P

    • @zappadoodle8503
      @zappadoodle8503 8 років тому +110

      I am fire, I'M BATMAN!!!

    • @MrWhatdafuBOOM
      @MrWhatdafuBOOM 8 років тому +28

      +Zap529 I am Iron Man.
      *cue music

    • @rationalpsychopath8181
      @rationalpsychopath8181 8 років тому +18

      I am Batman

    • @water_color
      @water_color 8 років тому +42

      I am vengeance... i am the night!
      I...
      Am...
      JOOOOOOOHHHN CEEEEEENAAAAAA!!!!

  • @ghostgirl5786
    @ghostgirl5786 9 років тому +3123

    "NO MORE EAGLES"
    "BUT THEY SOLVE _EVERY_ PROBLEM WE HAVE"
    Me watching movie: They really do!

    • @ghostgirl5786
      @ghostgirl5786 9 років тому +43

      OK, first of all, why are you swearing? I get that you might be offended if I made a mistake, (sorry) but there's no reason to swear. Second, I know that it was stealth, I was just commenting on the fact at how useful the eagles where through out the whole movie

    • @gothmog7949
      @gothmog7949 9 років тому +41

      +GhostGirl57 The eagles is yet another continuity error that exist only in the films due to lack of explanation as to why they couldn't fly everywhere

    • @epiendless1128
      @epiendless1128 9 років тому +11

      +GhostGirl57 Also, you don't want to be riding on one of those things when it gets peckish.
      (With thanks to Oglaf.)

    • @rashahusseini2921
      @rashahusseini2921 8 років тому +53

      +GhostGirl57 "“Gandalf should have just used the Eagles to fly to Mordor” roughly translates to “I have minimal understand of Tolkien’s universe and I believe that animals are nothing more than slaves to the human race”"

    • @zapruderofficial69
      @zapruderofficial69 8 років тому +5

      +Rasha Husseini YEA! the eagles were unwilling to help originally and they became rulers of a land.

  • @floriannarratio8062
    @floriannarratio8062 10 років тому +96

    02:12 ,,I am the Lascht one!" Nothing beats Sean Connery´s accent.
    And the song at the end is absolutely brilliant.

  • @Daviddv
    @Daviddv 8 років тому +312

    "What do you think you are doing?" XD That part killed me!

  • @JaxBlade
    @JaxBlade 11 років тому +1298

    That ending makes so Much Sense hahahaha Legolas is basically a Demigod Beast in these films xD

    • @AdamGomez87
      @AdamGomez87 11 років тому +16

      Reminds me of Baldur's Gate because Drizzt is the Demigod beast in that game. Makes me want to find a way to lure him into Sarevok's lair so he can go on a killing spree.

    • @EssenceOfInsanity666
      @EssenceOfInsanity666 11 років тому +7

      How the hell do I keep finding you ALL OVER UA-cam? It's one thing to see your comments in the MLP videos I watch, but this is just getting ridiculous.

    • @GamerGirl_2000
      @GamerGirl_2000 7 років тому +9

      JaxBlade annnnnnnnnnd Legolas is awesome

    • @chieckenman4432
      @chieckenman4432 3 роки тому

      @@EssenceOfInsanity666
      so he's been everywhere even on 7 years ago huh

    • @sandyku9483
      @sandyku9483 3 роки тому +4

      Like how do ALL THE ELVES come out of NOWHERE

  • @Nenadjones2
    @Nenadjones2 11 років тому +637

    There should have been a baby Gimly at the end shouting:
    *IT STILL ONLY COUNTS AS ONE!*

    • @mdpuckett
      @mdpuckett 11 років тому +34

      Actually, Gimli was in his 60's at the time of the Quest for Erebor. That was still considered basically a teenager for a Dwarf.

    • @OckhamAsylum
      @OckhamAsylum 10 років тому +6

      Mike Puckett Middle Earth is weird like that.

    • @jackdepra1964
      @jackdepra1964 6 років тому +4

      This comment is orcfreakinbelievable.

    • @lukesky9642
      @lukesky9642 6 років тому +1

      I instantly thought the same watching it xD

    • @mihailpinte8706
      @mihailpinte8706 5 років тому +2

      You are a genious, but I think Gimli was older

  • @sadickess4108
    @sadickess4108 8 років тому +1691

    Bilbo:W-w-what, h-h-how where did you come from?!?!
    Legolas:I dunno, I'm not even supposed to be in his story

    • @avanelletheclockfriend2515
      @avanelletheclockfriend2515 8 років тому +38

      I honestly thought he was Link from The Legend of Zelda. :/

    • @sadickess4108
      @sadickess4108 8 років тому +10

      Avanelle The Aperture Employee Who Legolas

    • @katyafolabi1404
      @katyafolabi1404 8 років тому +4

      is he meant tone in this story?

    • @saver_spenta_mainyu
      @saver_spenta_mainyu 8 років тому +22

      Legolas: Because I'm Legolas!

    • @arbien1763
      @arbien1763 8 років тому +18

      does anyone here even thought that legolas was an elf and could exist for years and years 😒😒😒

  • @martinanastacio5040
    @martinanastacio5040 5 років тому +206

    Donkey: My wife's a dragon, and so are my kids are half-dragons. (Shrek)
    Maleficent: I sometimes turn into a dragon
    Hagrid: I'm warning you!!! Do not harm my Norbert!

    • @multiverse_media2023
      @multiverse_media2023 3 роки тому +13

      Thorin: Okay! We get it! We will befriend the Dragon!

    • @empireofitalypsstimfromano5025
      @empireofitalypsstimfromano5025 2 роки тому +11

      Hagrid: *They're Seriously Misunderstood Creatures*

    • @empireofitalypsstimfromano5025
      @empireofitalypsstimfromano5025 2 роки тому +1

      Knights In Folklore Reacting To This: Dragons Aren't Good, And Even If There Are Good Dragons They Aren't All Good One Of Them Wanted To Kill A Princess!
      Donkey: Yeah And My Wife Held Captive Shrek's Wife For A Very Long Time And So What?

    • @盧璘壽로인수
      @盧璘壽로인수 2 роки тому +5

      You mean *Norberta*

    • @nazninsultanashima1937
      @nazninsultanashima1937 2 роки тому +6

      All those dragon riders suggested befriending Smaug but didn't show up to fight him.

  • @ramsackdude
    @ramsackdude 11 років тому +97

    Legolas: Black arrow ... I got him!
    Child Gimli: That Still Only Counts As One!

  • @CinemaTrailerSins
    @CinemaTrailerSins 11 років тому +58

    "I'm not even supposed to be in this story!" EXCELLENT! EXCELLENT! BEST YET!!!

  • @sragland314
    @sragland314 8 років тому +715

    "We could ask the Eagles for help"
    "Great idea!"
    "Stop! Just stop with the Eagles!"
    "But they solve every problem we have."
    "No more eagles!"
    "Okay fine!"
    XD

    • @chariotrequiem6552
      @chariotrequiem6552 4 роки тому

      Hi

    • @glendarjj3991
      @glendarjj3991 4 роки тому

      @@chariotrequiem6552 Hello. We are very late to this comment

    • @monkey_8227
      @monkey_8227 3 роки тому +4

      "we could ask the eagles"
      Directed by Peter Jackson

  • @cupkaesnake
    @cupkaesnake 8 років тому +325

    "Kill the she-elf!"
    "Which one is the she-elf?"

    • @GamerGirl_2000
      @GamerGirl_2000 7 років тому +6

      +Tiny Greeness, the she-elf is called Tauriel, and the male, blonde/white haired elf is called Legolas Greenleaf

    • @AlmightyPolarBear
      @AlmightyPolarBear 6 років тому +19

      "Get it? Cause they all look the same! Hahaha."

    • @arkguy5103
      @arkguy5103 4 роки тому +9

      @@GamerGirl_2000 you should realize it was a joke the whole time

    • @oldchannelforayoungstupidf2649
      @oldchannelforayoungstupidf2649 3 роки тому +4

      @@AlmightyPolarBear "We ALL look the same!"

    • @MovieFan1912
      @MovieFan1912 3 роки тому +1

      @@oldchannelforayoungstupidf2649 Boom, Boom, Boom, “Triple Headshot +300”

  • @rainboweyes6475
    @rainboweyes6475 8 років тому +269

    Smaug: I am fire. I am -"
    Batman: I'M BATMAN!

  • @oof8203
    @oof8203 9 років тому +364

    I lost it when Hiccup showed up. Now all we need is Harry Potter and the Gringotts dragon...

    • @Hazshan
      @Hazshan 9 років тому +1

      Same

    • @oof8203
      @oof8203 9 років тому +16

      ***** Well, some people jumped on it's back and he didn't eat them. If that's not friendly for a dragon, then I'm stumped.
      (I would have killed them by now)

    • @montetiger866
      @montetiger866 7 років тому +2

      same

    • @irenebianchi5457
      @irenebianchi5457 7 років тому +22

      I expected hagrid to say "they're seriously misunderstood creatures" or sonmething 😂

    • @smoothred9453
      @smoothred9453 6 років тому +7

      Eragon and saphire

  • @BatmanHQYT
    @BatmanHQYT 10 років тому +126

    Oh god, this was freaking hilarious! The Smaug voice is SO ACCURATE!!!

    • @reshuu4788
      @reshuu4788 10 років тому +6

      Batman this isn't monstercat ._.

    • @TheDiamondSword24
      @TheDiamondSword24 10 років тому +5

      I see you everywhere. EVERYWHERE.

    • @HaleftHaut
      @HaleftHaut 10 років тому +5

      Gandalfs voice exactly the same as well lol

    • @riverkagamine6229
      @riverkagamine6229 10 років тому +3

      Dude, I agree, but Hiccup's voice is even more impressive. He has a very unique voice, which they imitated, whereas Smaug's was modulated and stuff.

    • @BatmanHQYT
      @BatmanHQYT 10 років тому +3

      River Kagamine YES. HICCUP. But Toothless is cuter than what they made for him here.

  • @wherearethecrayons6533
    @wherearethecrayons6533 4 роки тому +67

    *dragon comes crashing down, destroying all the trees in its path*
    Everyone else: ....
    Legolas: "I got him!"

    • @MovieFan1912
      @MovieFan1912 3 роки тому

      “I’m not even supposed to BE in this story!”

  • @herald4god
    @herald4god 11 років тому +42

    "I don't know, I'm not even suppose to be in this story." LOL

    • @wamir11
      @wamir11 11 років тому +30

      "But that still only counts as one."

    • @MDkid1
      @MDkid1 11 років тому +4

      Aleksander Świątek
      A big one!

  • @noahnmaster
    @noahnmaster 11 років тому +175

    Okay, so when Legolas kills Smaug, Gimli should just pop up and scream, "IT STILL ONLY COUNTS AS ONE!!!" Perfect.

    • @FxUznilo
      @FxUznilo 11 років тому +8

      Unfortunately, Gimli was only a dwarven child at this point, one of the dwarves on the quest (his dad) showed a picture of him early in the movie

    • @TechWithKEM
      @TechWithKEM 11 років тому +10

      FxUznilo Don't spoil the joke!

  • @gamingsfinest1
    @gamingsfinest1 10 років тому +86

    Lol Dat ending with the barrel!

  • @tacitus6384
    @tacitus6384 9 місяців тому +5

    2:30
    "What do you think you're doing?"
    Love the delivery of that line.

  • @alexispotter1151
    @alexispotter1151 10 років тому +46

    "I dunno, I'm not even supposed to be in this story!" XD

  • @alunawave5715
    @alunawave5715 8 років тому +451

    Test:
    Q: Why do people cry?
    A: Eagle.
    Q. Explain your answer
    A: Because eagles solve everything.

  • @crabytab6421
    @crabytab6421 10 років тому +70

    you should have pulled gimli at the end saying: "its still only counts as one!"

    • @cyslolli
      @cyslolli 10 років тому

      love you man xD

    • @RALAMA2992
      @RALAMA2992 10 років тому +13

      I want them to redo the whole thing for this line alone.

    • @JohnO316
      @JohnO316 10 років тому +1

      You are so right.

  • @salam794
    @salam794 8 років тому +215

    Dragon : I'm fire I'm death
    Elf : Black arrow
    Dragon : oh dear 😂😂😂

  • @tribunalcustodian3989
    @tribunalcustodian3989 8 років тому +212

    WE WILL BEFRIEND THE DRAGON

  • @Drewski1290
    @Drewski1290 11 років тому +81

    After Legolas kills Smaug, you should have Gimli come out saying "That still only counts as one!"

    • @RzorHLL
      @RzorHLL 11 років тому +9

      omg, yes! XD

    • @connietemple
      @connietemple 11 років тому +3

      That's brilliant.

    • @duopfa01
      @duopfa01 11 років тому

      i hope hishe edits this into the video :D

  • @skylark9098
    @skylark9098 10 років тому +32

    Thanks a lot, the whole "Stop, just stop with the eagles" "But they solve every problem!" caused me to burst out laughing in a completely silent cinema when they showed up in the 3rd film and they started to win XD

    • @Lord-Emperor-Vader
      @Lord-Emperor-Vader 2 роки тому

      If you read the books you would not know they showed up.

  • @huntercool2232
    @huntercool2232 3 роки тому +15

    “THE DRAGON DOES NOT WANT TO BE FRIENDS!!!”
    Hiccup: *“Unacceptable! This goes against everything I know and believe in!”*

  • @MrSamulai
    @MrSamulai 10 років тому +38

    3:02 I was waiting someone to shout "That still only counts as one!"

  • @MrAnothis
    @MrAnothis 11 років тому +57

    When Legolas killed Smaug, there should have been Gimli arriving and shouting "That still only counts as one!!!".

  • @JustCallMeKopi
    @JustCallMeKopi 9 років тому +80

    The way Legolas pops out of the forest is hilarious

  • @TBomb15
    @TBomb15 4 роки тому +88

    desolation of Smaug: "no more eagles!"
    battle of five armies: "the eagles are coming!"
    Also fun fact: Legolas is in the hobbit at the banquet in Mirkwood, just not referred to by name.

    • @Lord-Emperor-Vader
      @Lord-Emperor-Vader 2 роки тому +4

      The last one is head cannon since there is nothing saying he was there and he could have been away at the time

    • @stevearno9726
      @stevearno9726 5 місяців тому

      Legolas is NOT in the Hobbit: Period.
      Tolkien added Legolas as a character to support Aragorn in The Lord of Rings, written after!
      Even Thranduil his father is only mentioned in the Hobbit as "The Elvenking"

  • @7clouds
    @7clouds 11 років тому +475

    im not even supposed to be in the story :D
    haha

  • @PostGradEnt
    @PostGradEnt 10 років тому +34

    Totally missed a perfect Gimli "That still only counts as one!" line right there in the end!

  • @valkyrion_ex1173
    @valkyrion_ex1173 10 років тому +46

    2:30 Am I the only one who thought that *actually* sounded like Benedict Cumberbatch for a second? XD

    • @TheScorpionXV
      @TheScorpionXV 10 років тому

      Also the same here. It's a perfect voice.

  • @hayfrand5094
    @hayfrand5094 3 роки тому +16

    Smaug: “What do you think you’re doing?”
    Thorin: “....Befriending you...?”

  • @TonyStorm21
    @TonyStorm21 10 років тому +39

    Gloin should have shouted "he only counts as one!"

  • @JamesatWar
    @JamesatWar 11 років тому +77

    May be the best HISHE yet.

  • @kaibeyblade
    @kaibeyblade 11 років тому +23

    "I Am Fire,I Am DEATH." such a simple line but was just so chilling at the same time.

    • @Taevarth
      @Taevarth 11 років тому

      you should see the picture with a mini smaug, with the caption "DON'T TOUCH ME! I BRING DEAAAATH!"

    • @twoblackwidows
      @twoblackwidows 11 років тому +1

      "I am beautiful. I am a powerful dragon who don't need no man."

  • @Fawn__Bridger
    @Fawn__Bridger 8 років тому +38

    When Hiccup and Toothless showed up I was like OH MY FREAKING GOD!!!!!
    I really wish this was how it ended! :D

  • @ChuckyBartolo
    @ChuckyBartolo 11 років тому +33

    Was expecting gandalf to turn up at the end like: GUYS I GOT THE EAGLES

  • @Ezis9
    @Ezis9 9 років тому +308

    Great credits scene; I enjoyed the parody thoroughly.

    • @braydenbarnewall1479
      @braydenbarnewall1479 9 років тому +10

      +Ezis9 you made me rewatch this because I accidently skiped

    • @aviatorjunkrat
      @aviatorjunkrat 9 років тому

      Hack for what? Dumbass.

    • @annep.1905
      @annep.1905 11 місяців тому

      Yeah, I also loved the reference to Halo.

  • @BrotherhoodWorkshop
    @BrotherhoodWorkshop 11 років тому +463

    I want to play the Bombur video game!

  • @beckylangstaff7305
    @beckylangstaff7305 8 років тому +26

    2:52 lol I laughed my head off just plain "black arrow" 😂😂

  • @archerytag
    @archerytag 11 років тому +63

    Bard: Legolas, you stole my kill!

    • @TheEnemieKiller
      @TheEnemieKiller 11 років тому +4

      shouldnt gimli have said taht : p

    • @straphix1
      @straphix1 11 років тому +5

      TheEnemieKiller that count only for 1!!! muhahaha

  • @silverzdk
    @silverzdk 10 років тому +39

    I was expecting Gimly coming out shouting "IT ONLY COUNTS AS ONE!"

    • @silverzdk
      @silverzdk 10 років тому +2

      Yeah but still it would have been fun !

  • @RiverSpirit
    @RiverSpirit 11 років тому +67

    Hishe, please please please find someone to make that last barrel thing a real game! It looks so fun!

    • @orangejuice5305
      @orangejuice5305 11 років тому +2

      ya make it a real game

    • @enriplay32012
      @enriplay32012 11 років тому +3

      DOUBLE KILL

    • @RiverSpirit
      @RiverSpirit 11 років тому +5

      enrique resenshuriken 5 kills later: ORC-FREAKING-BELIEVABLE!!

    • @raventalonstudios
      @raventalonstudios 10 років тому

      i'm with you river a video game of that would be to awesome! :D

  • @hannah_p
    @hannah_p 4 роки тому +13

    Hiccup and Toothless showing up made this 100 times better. Also, the Legolas bit was so funny.

  • @dIRECTOR259
    @dIRECTOR259 10 років тому +58

    Well that still leaves the humongous goblin army that's coming to kill them all..

    • @dIRECTOR259
      @dIRECTOR259 10 років тому

      ***** Ah! I believe the proper response is "Jebi mater!", no?

    • @ChitenBugMan
      @ChitenBugMan 10 років тому

      dIRECT0R
      何を、私はあなたが失敗を理解していない? Can you see that?

  • @kiereis
    @kiereis 8 років тому +109

    XD
    Legolas: idk! I'm not even supposed to be in this story!!!

    • @2b-coeur
      @2b-coeur 8 років тому +3

      +Kieres I know right XD

    • @youtubeenigma8316
      @youtubeenigma8316 6 років тому

      *SMOG:* "You know what, before I leave this mountain, why don't just *smelt some gold into armor over my one and only weak spot?* You know, since that one human managed to almost get lucky all those years ago and since I've been sleep they are bound to have made more."
      *Attacks city*
      *SMOG:* "ARE YOU SERIOUS!? YOU STILL ONLY HAVE *ONE* DRAGON KILLING WEAPON!!?? YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU ALL DESERVE THIS, NO OFFSPRING FOR YOU! FREAKING IDIOTS!"
      *Elf Scout:* "Sir the dragon placed armor over his weak spot"
      *Legolas:* "... hmmm you know what, why don't we just stay outta the movie and the HISHE video this time round you know?"

  • @AnimatedIsaac
    @AnimatedIsaac 11 років тому +30

    I don't think i've ever laughed harder in a HISHE video.
    Your best one yet, keep it ip!

  • @Sagitta62
    @Sagitta62 8 років тому +32

    @3:24 where there is a dwarf in a barrel rolling over the Orcs that would be a nice phone game "killing orcs"

  • @nitpicker9406
    @nitpicker9406 11 років тому +39

    Would have been better if Gimli popped out at the end and said to Legolas, "That still only counts as one"

    • @Capjedi
      @Capjedi 11 років тому

      :D

    • @nightbane2
      @nightbane2 11 років тому +3

      I said that right when Legolas killed him.

  • @KazBaka
    @KazBaka 11 років тому +56

    Bombur (the fat dwarf) kicking all the orks's ass in the barrel was probably the most epic scene of the whole trilogy!

    • @megaman37456
      @megaman37456 11 років тому +7

      Halo killing sprees, LOTR style.

    • @FrelanceEQ
      @FrelanceEQ 11 років тому +1

      You keep using that word...

    • @StriderZessei
      @StriderZessei 11 років тому

      At that point, I do believe his kill count exceeded anyone else's up to that point. Someone needs to do fact check!

  • @naitsirk999
    @naitsirk999 11 років тому +31

    Gimli should have come up after Legolas shot SMAUG and said "That still only counts as one"

    • @estefanolivares4159
      @estefanolivares4159 11 років тому +11

      ***** Or maybe his dad could have said it, starting a family tradition that spans past gimli

    • @MrSuperyoda01
      @MrSuperyoda01 11 років тому

      www.quickmeme.com/img/c8/c8aba52d3764385b60c866427b626e204aab85af6434e49636f2985b8d06b3f6.jpg
      Im sorry this had to be said

    • @LordofFullmetal
      @LordofFullmetal 11 років тому +2

      MrSuperyoda01
      Sorry dude. But there are nasty things going around the internet at the moment (worse than normal), I am NOT clicking on a jpeg.

    • @Rathieh
      @Rathieh 11 років тому

      ***** Nope. Gimli is 139 years old in the lord of the rings so that would make him 70 or something at this time.

    • @LordofFullmetal
      @LordofFullmetal 11 років тому

      *****
      Ahhh, thanks. I've been jumpy recently; I got hit with a really awful screamer that's going around. Usually they don't even make me jump, but this one's terrible. And it comes up in links as a jpeg.

  • @zettron3721
    @zettron3721 8 років тому +187

    YOU HAVE BIRD POOP!!!

    • @Lo-tf6qt
      @Lo-tf6qt 8 років тому +12

      I say that a lot to my friends to confuse them and then kick them into a bush

    • @Jordan76592
      @Jordan76592 8 років тому +5

      Shix Lo sooo how many friends do you have? xD

    • @Lo-tf6qt
      @Lo-tf6qt 8 років тому

      11

    • @blockman3508
      @blockman3508 7 років тому +4

      I love Raddagast. He's played by Sylvester McCoy, too!

    • @GamerGirl_2000
      @GamerGirl_2000 7 років тому +1

      +Blockman 350, I love Legolas Greenleaf

  • @GoldeneyeMarine
    @GoldeneyeMarine 11 років тому +18

    The rolling dwarf at the end had me burst out laughing. That is QUALITY!

  • @danielm6739
    @danielm6739 11 років тому +49

    I'm pretty sure Legolas can only hit unimportant people.
    He couldn't hit the torch bearer...

  • @Airicks1
    @Airicks1 11 років тому +32

    They should have had Gimly say "It still only counts as one!"

  • @ajthorny9861
    @ajthorny9861 4 роки тому +9

    Legolas: kills Smaug
    Gimli: that still only counts as one!

  • @SuperTacojack
    @SuperTacojack 10 років тому +77

    When Smaug says 'I am fire, I am death' at the end am I the only one who really wanted him to go ''I am batman!'

  • @koppsr
    @koppsr 9 років тому +157

    fascinating to see how your drawings improved from the first LotR-movie-hishe to this one^^ you guys are AWESOME!!^^

  • @pursuing222
    @pursuing222 11 років тому +16

    I think the voice for Smaug at the end when he says "I am fire, I am death" sounds better here than in the actual movie!

  • @Big_Bulli
    @Big_Bulli 8 років тому +27

    I thought he was going to say "YOU.... HAVE.... MY.... STAFF!"

  • @TurtleTime26
    @TurtleTime26 8 років тому +250

    Last Video: Why do we not travel like this all the time?
    This Video: NO! NO MORE EAGLES!

    • @spectrelex3051
      @spectrelex3051 8 років тому +3

      Lol make up your mind

    • @darion1728
      @darion1728 7 років тому +2

      NTG I think it's because in the book he's scared of flying or he's scared of heights

    • @johnwaltonn725
      @johnwaltonn725 6 років тому

      @@darion1728 no if they rode the eagles all the way they would have been seen by Sauron's eye

    • @darion1728
      @darion1728 6 років тому

      @@johnwaltonn725 yes but Bilbo also doesn't like heights, I remember in the book, the eagles called him a rabbit or something because of how he was acting

    • @johnwaltonn725
      @johnwaltonn725 6 років тому

      @@darion1728 true

  • @Philtopy
    @Philtopy 9 років тому +148

    Yeah Denaeris raised her Dragons as her Children and we all know how great that went ...

    • @DangerZone200
      @DangerZone200 9 років тому +5

      +Afro Daggerman yeah i dont care what people say Denaeris is a delusional bitch XD

    • @Titanic_401
      @Titanic_401 8 років тому +8

      +Afro Blasterman Yeah one of her dragons saved her life. She raised them horribly!

    • @Philtopy
      @Philtopy 8 років тому +5

      RMS Titanic 1912-2016
      I dont stick up to this series anymore since they totally broke with the books to create more stage drama.

    • @robertcurley8406
      @robertcurley8406 8 років тому +7

      Epic rap battles of history
      Denaeris vs Hiccup!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @cjnicosia6413
      @cjnicosia6413 8 років тому +2

      well we really do now. and everyone knows her name is dannie tanner

  • @TheBrokenMadMan
    @TheBrokenMadMan 10 років тому +242

    THAT STILL ONLY COUNTS AS ONE!!!!

    • @bloodyinfernoftw7511
      @bloodyinfernoftw7511 10 років тому +10

      ihave7sacks
      Alright we'll call it a draw!

    • @SuperTonyony
      @SuperTonyony 10 років тому +1

      What, ridden on a horse?

    • @bloodyinfernoftw7511
      @bloodyinfernoftw7511 10 років тому

      Tony Midyett
      No legolas shooting the dragon

    • @JCDenton2012Modder
      @JCDenton2012Modder 10 років тому

      That's what she said.... OHHHHH!!!! :P

    • @SuperTonyony
      @SuperTonyony 10 років тому

      It's Christmas in heaven
      There's movies on TV
      The Sound of Music, twice an hour
      And Jaws 1, 2, and 3

  • @Paleo_P1anet
    @Paleo_P1anet 3 роки тому +4

    “YOU HAVE BIRD POOOO!” 😂😂😂

  • @keirantalent
    @keirantalent 11 років тому +27

    YOU FOOLS! YOU'VE AWOKEN THE CUMBERBATCH!

  • @LathanCroweTV
    @LathanCroweTV 11 років тому +14

    You guys were extra silly this time & I liked it very much! MOAR, please.

  • @giuliaarmiero3063
    @giuliaarmiero3063 11 років тому +26

    Bilbo: "He doesn't want to be friends!"
    Smaug: "I am Sherlock. I don't have any friends."
    ...
    "Except for you John" *wink wink*

  • @daveg2700
    @daveg2700 8 років тому +41

    FIST KILL... DOUBLE KILL... TRIPLE KILL......HUMILIATION. .. HOLY SHIT

  • @MorningNegativShow
    @MorningNegativShow 11 років тому +30

    I was waiting for the "Dragon is Sherlock" joke

    • @Hidey0shi
      @Hidey0shi 11 років тому +14

      So is the necromancer actualy.

  • @wildghoul7485
    @wildghoul7485 10 років тому +67

    The ending with Bombur was the best thing ever.

    • @kaimoar7036
      @kaimoar7036 10 років тому +8

      Christopher Schaub it is Bombur :P

    • @Jackson-kv4gh
      @Jackson-kv4gh 10 років тому +3

      Christopher Schaub have u seen the movie? Its bombur. Praying Ghoul I definitely agrre

    • @TrenchcoatNinja3
      @TrenchcoatNinja3 10 років тому +8

      Oh thanks for watching wandering browser.(DOUBLE KILL) (TRIPLE KILL)
      Click Subscribe and watch more show. (OVERKILL)
      Special Thanks go to TVOOVIES. (KILLI-ORC-JARO)
      For being in our video. (ORCFREAKINBELIEVABLE!)

    • @wildghoul7485
      @wildghoul7485 10 років тому

      TrenchcoatNinja3 the song is the reason why is epic

    • @NERFTommy99
      @NERFTommy99 10 років тому

      ***** In that case, you have remembered more than me. Congratulations.

  • @theprancingpony6075
    @theprancingpony6075 8 років тому +23

    I love the barrel scene! They need to make a game out of that for your phone.

  • @jessy2643
    @jessy2643 7 років тому +9

    - WE WILL BEFRIEND THE DRAGON!
    - YAY!
    I cracked😂

  • @RetroWarrior514
    @RetroWarrior514 11 років тому +18

    "We shall befriend the dragon!" Yeah because Friendship is Magic!

    • @MnemonicHorse
      @MnemonicHorse 11 років тому +2

      Except when you're dealing with big grumpy dragons, apparently.

  • @hunterkiller1440
    @hunterkiller1440 11 років тому +81

    I hope "Black Arrow's" gonna be a running gag.

    • @Simmering_Beagle
      @Simmering_Beagle 11 років тому +38

      I was a dragon once...
      But then I took a Black Arrow to the knee...

    • @Zymynca
      @Zymynca 11 років тому +13

      Same time he said "Black Arrow" I said "Tank Missile"...almost killed myself :D

    • @KandarianQueen
      @KandarianQueen 11 років тому +1

      Emiliano Davila It'd be less funny if Kili didn't ACTUALLY take an arrow to the knee. But, since he did, this old joke is hilarious in this context.

    • @akiflyer
      @akiflyer 11 років тому +3

      Authiel Erynien I actually said it in the movie! "Look! He will have to retire as a City Guard! D:"

    • @MovieFan1912
      @MovieFan1912 3 роки тому +1

      @@Simmering_Beagle Crowd: “SHUT UP!”

  • @HisShadow
    @HisShadow 11 років тому +59

    Who else expected to see Gimli walk up and say "That still only counts as one!" after Legolas shot the dragon out of the sky?

  • @joyunicycle
    @joyunicycle 4 роки тому +3

    Hahaha loved that Double Kill +100, Triple Kill +100 at the end! During that whole scene in the theater, my two sisters and I were laughing and mentally counting how many video game points each kill was

  • @blueteller
    @blueteller 11 років тому +20

    Out of nowhere Hiccup pops out "Actually, Dragons are completely misunderstood..." LOL I love the 'How To Train Your Dragon' reference!

  • @demomanchaos
    @demomanchaos 11 років тому +39

    "That still only counts as one"

  • @AWrestlingHistorian
    @AWrestlingHistorian 11 років тому +16

    This episode was pretty spot on. And they even parodied the song during the credits! That's dedication!

  • @chloelouisebotha2563
    @chloelouisebotha2563 6 років тому +6

    Am I the only one who fell off my couch laughing at the "YOU HAVE BIRD POO!" part...
    😂😭

    • @MovieFan1912
      @MovieFan1912 3 роки тому

      He says that so seriously, you can’t help but laugh.

  • @356MONKEYMAN
    @356MONKEYMAN 11 років тому +22

    Next one should be about Dovahkiin killing Smaug and then the people of lake-town crowning him king. Meanwhile in Skyrim everyone is getting roasted alive by dragons.

    • @Snowshill
      @Snowshill 11 років тому +2

      that is PERFECT

    • @MusicWarrior147
      @MusicWarrior147 11 років тому +2

      Ohhhhh crap! Killed the wrong doom bringing dragon! lol XD

  • @noahhutchinson2477
    @noahhutchinson2477 9 років тому +29

    "YOU...HAVE...BIRD POOP!!!" Lol lmao 😅😅😅

  • @ScribeDehkan
    @ScribeDehkan 11 років тому +25

    The girl elf wasnt supposed to exist, and Gandalf isnt the one who asks for help from the eagles, Radagast is, being the animal dude and all.
    Gimli should have popped in after Legolas shot the dragon "That still only counts as one!"

  • @FireAngelLina
    @FireAngelLina 8 років тому +1

    The end clip with the killing of the orcs with the barrel and Irish singing... Totally killed it! LMFA! Made the whole video worth it!

  • @Benzux
    @Benzux 9 років тому +233

    I was waiting for a "I AM AL-DU-IN" at the part with all the dragons.

    • @kylespencer7720
      @kylespencer7720 9 років тому +10

      Or parthalax
      He was actually a good dragon

    • @kylespencer7720
      @kylespencer7720 9 років тому +1

      +Ralph Wiggum or spyro

    • @EvilDragon1134
      @EvilDragon1134 9 років тому +2

      +Benzux The Ender Master Well, my brother Paarthurnax would be much better at this part.

    • @Benzux
      @Benzux 9 років тому

      Alduin You came back from the dead? Arngeir was right! But i will not allow you to devour the world!!!

    • @EvilDragon1134
      @EvilDragon1134 9 років тому +1

      *****
      Did I say, that I want to devour the world?

  • @wanderinglizzy
    @wanderinglizzy 11 років тому +31

    Smaug: I am fire. I am death.
    Bilbo: You are a drama queen!

  • @PandemicalShade
    @PandemicalShade 11 років тому +33

    Legolas did it again... still counts as one!!!

  • @usertoothless3171
    @usertoothless3171 6 років тому +2

    The fact that the entire last segment is a parody of How To Train Your Dragon makes this one of the most beautiful HISHE i've ever seen XD