OMG, I totally agree with parasolface! I have literally always wanted to see that happen, especially since I love them both and I think their voices are the shit! Jeff Goldblum seems like he'd be a really nice person to meet in real life, too. I never got that, "I'm an actor and I'm rich so I'm so much better than everyone" vibe from him. He's always got that confident smile and air about him, but it doesn't seem like a bad thing. He seems like an all-around nice guy. You're awesome, Jeff!
I was working on the 2004 Libertarian Party petition drive in Pittsburgh, and saw Goldblum outside of a theater. I was asking people to sign the petition, but didn't ask him because he was involved in an intense conversation about theater with someone, and I didn't want to interrupt him. I didn't realize he was from Pittsburgh. I wonder if he supports ballot access, or would have signed. :D
When I was about 4 I saw Jeff Goldblum on a show called "Tenspeed and Brownshoe" with Ben Vereen a long time ago and I thought that Goldblum was Latin American and just did not speak Spanish.
Is it me or did it get weird kids voices yelling out "Best. Story. Ever" as the title at the beginning and then it goes directly to Mr. Goldblum's prostitution story?! 🤔
My (female) friend and I went to see it on a late weekday night, so we ended up being the only ones in the theater, and pretty much were able to talk/laugh at normal volume. When they said that, I said to her, "I'd love to!" which resulted in a spatter of giggles.
a great story lies not in its content... but rather, in the Goldblum delivery of its content.
Ba da bump
He is so freaking adorable. He didn't take advantage of the situation when he could have. Cute.
that was the most incredible use of 3 minutes I've ever experienced. Godspeed, Jeff.
Awww! Just because he's telling the story, it's the Best Story Ever. :) He gets so into it! Adorable.
All of a sudden he remembered he was afraid of crabs.
because... "crabs, uh... find a way"
Wow...this is a great impression of Jeff Goldblum.
I think it's quite funny how this kind of sordid story is bookended by children's voices and cute animation...
I love Jeff Goldblum. He's got the coolest character. He's like the epitome of cool.
Any story Jeff Goldblum tells is the best story ever...this was awesome.lol.........
He tells anecdotes like he's making it up as he goes along.... hmmmmuuuerahherrruhallraallalaalaaarhhuhhuhhahhahaauh
I love how Jeff tells stories he is a different breed and this story is hilarious 😂😂 the Goldblum was such a rebel
Thumbs up if you got an ad that has Santa running towards Target in slow-motion while Carol of the Bells is being played and couldn't stop laughing...
It would be so cool to hang out at a restaurant with him and hear his stories over a couple steaks and beers.
Everytime Jeff Goldbum is on camera they need to add an "Uhmm" counter
5 Uhmm's 11 uh's.
sanenomore2004
They were in the context of the story though and people do tend to say uh and um a lot while telling stories.
Yes
YESSS
That typo in the video title is so awesome... Don't change it! xD
"Jeff Goldblum... handsome for a man"
- Eric Wareheim
Saying, "sk, sk, sk" seems to be a hallmark of Jeff Goldblum.
He paved the way for all the VSCO girls and he doesn't know it!
Perfect way to make a successful movie..
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Jeff Goldblum
I totally saw Jeff Goldblum browsing for cheese at Whole Foods about a month ago.
auto-satisfaction fucking goldblum, legend.
thats a story about a boy brave enough to do something like that and end up not doing it in th end, wise decision mr goldblum
he's a sweetheart
OMG, I totally agree with parasolface! I have literally always wanted to see that happen, especially since I love them both and I think their voices are the shit! Jeff Goldblum seems like he'd be a really nice person to meet in real life, too. I never got that, "I'm an actor and I'm rich so I'm so much better than everyone" vibe from him. He's always got that confident smile and air about him, but it doesn't seem like a bad thing. He seems like an all-around nice guy. You're awesome, Jeff!
I had no idea he was such a horndog. Jeff Goldblum never ceases to make me laugh, what a champ!
His name is misspelled in the title, making this video hard to find for the second time.
I was working on the 2004 Libertarian Party petition drive in Pittsburgh, and saw Goldblum outside of a theater. I was asking people to sign the petition, but didn't ask him because he was involved in an intense conversation about theater with someone, and I didn't want to interrupt him. I didn't realize he was from Pittsburgh. I wonder if he supports ballot access, or would have signed. :D
I think I would have kept that to myself Jeff, but I do appreciate your honesty.
That's a lousy story, but as Jeff Goldblum tells it, it's an epic.
It's amazing how many amazingly useless words this man can fit in between sentences. This man is the best.
It's still the best story ever Mr Goldblum ;)
he has such a unique voice
Thought he was gonna say that he vomited on her leg and melted it!
i love this story.....unreal!!!
that intro reminds me of kittens inspired by kittens
Goldblum's voice reminds me of Adam West.
Jeff Goldblum will be appearing this Monday (August 15) on The Martha Stewart Show.
When I was about 4 I saw Jeff Goldblum on a show called "Tenspeed and Brownshoe" with Ben Vereen a long time ago and I thought that Goldblum was Latin American and just did not speak Spanish.
Jeff Goldblum FTW, HE ROCKS!
Best intro ever.
And this is what he claims to be his best story ever...wowzers.
Lmao gee Mr. Goldblum xD
Spoon River!!! :D
Autosanctification? The hell kind of word is that? Hahaha!
He is so cute :):)
Is it me or did it get weird kids voices yelling out "Best. Story. Ever" as the title at the beginning and then it goes directly to Mr. Goldblum's prostitution story?! 🤔
My (female) friend and I went to see it on a late weekday night, so we ended up being the only ones in the theater, and pretty much were able to talk/laugh at normal volume. When they said that, I said to her, "I'd love to!" which resulted in a spatter of giggles.
Jurassic Jeff :D
@partysweet He was just on The League, it was EPICCCC
@alinalin0 omg Jeff Goldblum is not dead!! He is very much alive and well!
@SanguisArcangel how do you know?
Great uh story Jeff.
to be fair, back in let's say 1966 or 1967, $1 was worth about $8 today. so it would have been more like having $40 or $80.
Goldplumber they called him? Lmao
He's so funny, I love him :D
Adorable
Lol He is so cute. good thing he ran away from that place too :)
Did Jeff drunkenly stumble into a Jurassic Park audition and end up being written into the script as a joke?
@doublek9000 Thanks Ken! OMG!
ahhhh Jeff I am a true fan!
+felicia R more liek you're a stalker nigga!
that was great
charming
amazing when people don't get subtle humor, or the embodiment of
@Geoshi autosatisfaction...
I ughhhh, and then, well you know, this happened and then that happened and yeah, so that how it was and stuff
can you air clips like that every day !
Oh so true! what a great idea!!!
Hey Jeff, have you had any double cheeseburgers with everything lately. LOL.
@partysweet OMG LOL! GOLDBLUM IS THE KING!
YES ACTUALLY THAT'S A GREAT IDEA! He should be the next one dexter hunts.
It's not a kids show! It's The Hour.
R.I.P. Jeff Goldblum
LOL, " Auto-Satisfaction". He can even make a seemingly " dirty " word sound distinguished.
Jeff, you're both hot 'n cool at the same time!:)
@SevenCrowsASecret Nah just leave it, I'm pretty sure his bum is made of gold.
That Chef Goldblum. Very handsome for a man.
Jeff Goldbum? I bet that looks nice...
jizzed in pants just watching ME3 ad.
The way he talks is fucking hilarious!
WEST HOMESTEAD REPRESENT!!!!!!!
Oooh! That would be good!
Jeff! Give me a call. O.K.? Wink! Wink!
He gives off a little tay zonday vibe
oh man he is the best! jurassic park!
rip Jeff Goldblum :( you will be missed
fuck did I decided to watch this on acid.
This sounds like something my dad would have done. He was a prodigy-level child idiot and would probably have done something worse than he did.
RIP jeff goldblum
Jeff Goldblum mode. I..I..I... Uhm yeahhh.
lol
well played
@TheBolognaPony
PING! PANG! POW! Stiffly deserved it. Took Walken's parking space.
lol I heard him talk about his "death" rumor on the daily show
@partysweet Great casting ^_^
@PVFF87 no problem ;)
That's uh, that's chaos theory.
Jeff Goldblum watched me poop today.
You got trolled bro.
the title says goldbum not goldblum. jeffs gold bum. might want to change it....
How. The. F**k. I get here!
@yoe91 or you can go watch independence day both are good
You're too funny
@parasolface
and James Earl Jones, Liam Neeson, and Morgan Freeman.
Myyyy herro
auto satisfaction LOL
I got it man. And your right, he is good. Check him out in Portlandia sketches. He is funny!