OMG, I totally agree with parasolface! I have literally always wanted to see that happen, especially since I love them both and I think their voices are the shit! Jeff Goldblum seems like he'd be a really nice person to meet in real life, too. I never got that, "I'm an actor and I'm rich so I'm so much better than everyone" vibe from him. He's always got that confident smile and air about him, but it doesn't seem like a bad thing. He seems like an all-around nice guy. You're awesome, Jeff!
I was working on the 2004 Libertarian Party petition drive in Pittsburgh, and saw Goldblum outside of a theater. I was asking people to sign the petition, but didn't ask him because he was involved in an intense conversation about theater with someone, and I didn't want to interrupt him. I didn't realize he was from Pittsburgh. I wonder if he supports ballot access, or would have signed. :D
When I was about 4 I saw Jeff Goldblum on a show called "Tenspeed and Brownshoe" with Ben Vereen a long time ago and I thought that Goldblum was Latin American and just did not speak Spanish.
My (female) friend and I went to see it on a late weekday night, so we ended up being the only ones in the theater, and pretty much were able to talk/laugh at normal volume. When they said that, I said to her, "I'd love to!" which resulted in a spatter of giggles.
Is it me or did it get weird kids voices yelling out "Best. Story. Ever" as the title at the beginning and then it goes directly to Mr. Goldblum's prostitution story?! 🤔
a great story lies not in its content... but rather, in the Goldblum delivery of its content.
Ba da bump
He is so freaking adorable. He didn't take advantage of the situation when he could have. Cute.
All of a sudden he remembered he was afraid of crabs.
because... "crabs, uh... find a way"
that was the most incredible use of 3 minutes I've ever experienced. Godspeed, Jeff.
Awww! Just because he's telling the story, it's the Best Story Ever. :) He gets so into it! Adorable.
Wow...this is a great impression of Jeff Goldblum.
He tells anecdotes like he's making it up as he goes along.... hmmmmuuuerahherrruhallraallalaalaaarhhuhhuhhahhahaauh
I think it's quite funny how this kind of sordid story is bookended by children's voices and cute animation...
"Jeff Goldblum... handsome for a man"
- Eric Wareheim
Perfect way to make a successful movie..
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Jeff Goldblum
Saying, "sk, sk, sk" seems to be a hallmark of Jeff Goldblum.
He paved the way for all the VSCO girls and he doesn't know it!
I had no idea he was such a horndog. Jeff Goldblum never ceases to make me laugh, what a champ!
Everytime Jeff Goldbum is on camera they need to add an "Uhmm" counter
5 Uhmm's 11 uh's.
sanenomore2004
They were in the context of the story though and people do tend to say uh and um a lot while telling stories.
Yes
YESSS
I love Jeff Goldblum. He's got the coolest character. He's like the epitome of cool.
Any story Jeff Goldblum tells is the best story ever...this was awesome.lol.........
I love how Jeff tells stories he is a different breed and this story is hilarious 😂😂 the Goldblum was such a rebel
He knows how to tell a story well.
auto-satisfaction fucking goldblum, legend.
It would be so cool to hang out at a restaurant with him and hear his stories over a couple steaks and beers.
That typo in the video title is so awesome... Don't change it! xD
OMG, I totally agree with parasolface! I have literally always wanted to see that happen, especially since I love them both and I think their voices are the shit! Jeff Goldblum seems like he'd be a really nice person to meet in real life, too. I never got that, "I'm an actor and I'm rich so I'm so much better than everyone" vibe from him. He's always got that confident smile and air about him, but it doesn't seem like a bad thing. He seems like an all-around nice guy. You're awesome, Jeff!
Spoon River!!! :D
Thumbs up if you got an ad that has Santa running towards Target in slow-motion while Carol of the Bells is being played and couldn't stop laughing...
He is so cute :):)
His name is misspelled in the title, making this video hard to find for the second time.
It's still the best story ever Mr Goldblum ;)
Goldblum's voice reminds me of Adam West.
I was working on the 2004 Libertarian Party petition drive in Pittsburgh, and saw Goldblum outside of a theater. I was asking people to sign the petition, but didn't ask him because he was involved in an intense conversation about theater with someone, and I didn't want to interrupt him. I didn't realize he was from Pittsburgh. I wonder if he supports ballot access, or would have signed. :D
that intro reminds me of kittens inspired by kittens
he has such a unique voice
i love this story.....unreal!!!
Thought he was gonna say that he vomited on her leg and melted it!
@doublek9000 Thanks Ken! OMG!
I totally saw Jeff Goldblum browsing for cheese at Whole Foods about a month ago.
Best intro ever.
That's a lousy story, but as Jeff Goldblum tells it, it's an epic.
Goldplumber they called him? Lmao
@partysweet He was just on The League, it was EPICCCC
It's amazing how many amazingly useless words this man can fit in between sentences. This man is the best.
he's a sweetheart
Lol He is so cute. good thing he ran away from that place too :)
When I was about 4 I saw Jeff Goldblum on a show called "Tenspeed and Brownshoe" with Ben Vereen a long time ago and I thought that Goldblum was Latin American and just did not speak Spanish.
He's so funny, I love him :D
I think I would have kept that to myself Jeff, but I do appreciate your honesty.
Jeff Goldblum FTW, HE ROCKS!
@partysweet OMG LOL! GOLDBLUM IS THE KING!
YES ACTUALLY THAT'S A GREAT IDEA! He should be the next one dexter hunts.
I ughhhh, and then, well you know, this happened and then that happened and yeah, so that how it was and stuff
My (female) friend and I went to see it on a late weekday night, so we ended up being the only ones in the theater, and pretty much were able to talk/laugh at normal volume. When they said that, I said to her, "I'd love to!" which resulted in a spatter of giggles.
Oh so true! what a great idea!!!
Great uh story Jeff.
that was great
thats a story about a boy brave enough to do something like that and end up not doing it in th end, wise decision mr goldblum
And this is what he claims to be his best story ever...wowzers.
Lmao gee Mr. Goldblum xD
R.I.P. Jeff Goldblum
Adorable
ahhhh Jeff I am a true fan!
+felicia R more liek you're a stalker nigga!
oh man he is the best! jurassic park!
charming
Jeff Goldblum will be appearing this Monday (August 15) on The Martha Stewart Show.
The way he talks is fucking hilarious!
RIP jeff goldblum
Jurassic Jeff :D
Did Jeff drunkenly stumble into a Jurassic Park audition and end up being written into the script as a joke?
Oooh! That would be good!
Jeff Goldbum? I bet that looks nice...
Autosanctification? The hell kind of word is that? Hahaha!
to be fair, back in let's say 1966 or 1967, $1 was worth about $8 today. so it would have been more like having $40 or $80.
jizzed in pants just watching ME3 ad.
can you air clips like that every day !
@SevenCrowsASecret Nah just leave it, I'm pretty sure his bum is made of gold.
That Chef Goldblum. Very handsome for a man.
LOL, " Auto-Satisfaction". He can even make a seemingly " dirty " word sound distinguished.
Jeff, you're both hot 'n cool at the same time!:)
@partysweet Great casting ^_^
@SanguisArcangel how do you know?
Hey Jeff, have you had any double cheeseburgers with everything lately. LOL.
Jeff! Give me a call. O.K.? Wink! Wink!
rip Jeff Goldblum :( you will be missed
@gameking218 who are you talking to?
and um(wait 4 seconds)and um
lol I heard him talk about his "death" rumor on the daily show
Jeff Goldblum mode. I..I..I... Uhm yeahhh.
amazing when people don't get subtle humor, or the embodiment of
lol
well played
He gives off a little tay zonday vibe
@PVFF87 no problem ;)
Myyyy herro
@alinalin0 omg Jeff Goldblum is not dead!! He is very much alive and well!
You're too funny
Is it me or did it get weird kids voices yelling out "Best. Story. Ever" as the title at the beginning and then it goes directly to Mr. Goldblum's prostitution story?! 🤔
"checkmate"
B O R I N G
I got it man. And your right, he is good. Check him out in Portlandia sketches. He is funny!
It's not a kids show! It's The Hour.
WEST HOMESTEAD REPRESENT!!!!!!!
@yoe91 or you can go watch independence day both are good
Jeff Goldblum watched me poop today.
All hail the Blum
@yurilover01 Hahaha I'm drunk
That's uh, that's chaos theory.
auto satisfaction LOL
THAT GUY FROM JURASSIC PARK