@@isjor5 actually it's not a simulation, you are all just figments of my imagination and I am the only mind that exists, also the universe started 3 seconds ago and every memory of the past is all just made up in my head.
@@akslick2256 Okay. I'm sorry dude. I was just joking. I might have gone a little to far with that comment, but no it wasn't projection I was just being an ass. Also, YOU'RE
@@Guy_-wt6rn Have you googled him lately? Don't get me wrong though, he is still down with the sickness. So just make sure you wear a condom if you mess with any of the brother's shit.
@@Oouther1 Are you a desendant of a Ape on a tilting, wobbling, spinning oblate spheroid hurdling incredible speeds through the infinite vacuum of space.
@Deez Nutsz That's rich coming from some one whose user name is Deez Nutsz, seriously, how do expect anyone to listen to you with a name like that. So do you believe in a flat earth? Is that the motivation for writing your life story as a UA-cam comment? Go pull someone else's chain. Also humor me, which country do you think I come from?
@Deez Nutsz I have recreated the experiment done by Henry Cavendish to measure the gravitational constant with lead balls. In fact, it turned out better because we now have instruments that can measure force accurately in the nanonewtons. But tell me again about how gravity doesn't exist.
Hey man this is class man and tbf the parodys and most of the conspiracy tunes aren't my cup of tea even though mostly the lyrics are extremely thought provoking! But this is well done soooooo can i mirror this with your link ofc?
Double DPROD nigga your fucking stupid your in the last stage of denial . Everything he just said on this song is fucking the truth he’s legit telling you this shit to your fucking face . The earth is fucking flat .
Aside from the loads of scientific proof, we can visually see the moon, mars, sometimes Venus....with a telescope, you can see several other planets and heavenly bodies, objects, etc....every last one of those objects are round. Why would we be the exception?
Lol try anything involved with politics, dealing with several business counterparty types in negotiations and my turner terrorist ex. Then just ramp that up a little and start killing people indiscriminately while yelling that. Call anybody who disagrees crazy and attack them for good measure. Literally my entire twitter/instagram account damn near.
To all the flat earthers out there Moon doesn't exist: *look up during night time* The Earth is flat: *go to space* Flat earthers: *a lower and separate species than humans*
The reason why the globe model was conceived: Since the beginning of mankind, humans knew the world was flat. It has only been since the Muslims captured the land in the Middle East (app. 500 years ago), of which allowed access to the trade routes to the far-east aka; India and China) that the GE model began to take shape (pardon the pun). As the Muslims began heavily taxing those routes, the theory of a round earth gained enthusiasm as new routes were needed to be discovered to access India and China. The only problem was that sailors were not willing to sail far from the shore during their excursions because they all thought that the earth was flat, and that they would fall off of it. When Columbus received his ships from Queen Isabella, it took him two months to find a crew because of this. His sailors had to be released from prisons with the guarantee of freedom for sailing with him. Ironically, 1492 (Columbus’s departure year), was when the 1st globe appeared…. coincidence? When Diaz found the route around the Cape of Good Hope in Southern Africa, it was only because he was caught in a two-week storm that forced his ship southward while he was exploring the West Coast of Africa. Round earth was devised solely for commercial reasons by the Freemasons who were traders and industrialists. The RC Church eventually accepted the global earth idea in the hope of expanding their lucrative empire.
Part 2: ua-cam.com/video/q8VotjXoINk/v-deo.html&t
The earth is not round or flat, its fucked
@@Lammy2023 yes
So are you a flat earther
If earth is flat then why is my life goin downhill
ditto
Lol 😂😂😂😂
So true... If there's a planet that's shaped as a down hill then I'm some kind of alien cause I belong there.
Cause Earth is Geographically Flat.
@@sankhadeepbanik acually its not round, its flat
But is nobody gonna mention the earth is actually a bowl? That's how it holds in the oceans.
Inverted earth theory
wouldn't the water sink to the middle
The earth doesn’t even exist
We all are living inside of a computer simulation
I heard it was something about an ice wall
@@isjor5 actually it's not a simulation, you are all just figments of my imagination and I am the only mind that exists, also the universe started 3 seconds ago and every memory of the past is all just made up in my head.
The moon landing was fake but the director was very authentic so he shot it on location
*The moon landings were faked on the moon*
John Hayden shhh they make lies so we can’t believe that
Amazing comment lol
10/10
Jesus that was a badly told version of an old joke.
The moon is a paid actor
My life is a paid actor
NASA wants to know your location
Eren Çakıcı, okay here’s my location! ------ Scratch here to find!
Laini the puppy lover Gambler wants to know the location of your scratch card
Dumb-a** steet 42069666. That good
"We have flat earthers all around the globe"
hmmm
*Destiny slow clap*
I think you mean all around the map
@@zachcampbell3827 Maps can be made into gloves if you wrap them around a sphere.
ctrl+alt+i
Also nice joke.
Man I know you probably aren't going to see this, but just know you're a generation's hero.
Sux for that generation
CJ BOOMER
Replying to see what happens next lol
The gHeTtO
plz dont encourage him to turn the next generation from - it being cool to be smart - to - that bullsh** online is real stuff
1:48 africa had too many jews
Shows south America
Flat earthers:SEEMS LEGIT
Might be a metaphor...
Ain't you a flat earther?! How do you want to have a earth to be not flat?!
South America used to be a part of Africa, but hey..it's just a theory.
A CONSPIRACY THEORY
@@Anyo92 ... A game theory
Rucka: Makes a joke
Flat earthers: *use it as a proof*
@Deez Nutsz sorry man but im too lazy to read that so I dont get what you trying to prove that the earth is flat or not?
@Deez Nutsz yo... ever heard of gravity?
@Deez Nutsz oh so you say that air doesnt exist either? you cant feel see or touch it either -_-
@Deez Nutsz well you can feel gravity too try jumping in the air and not falling down
@Deez Nutsz you converted me into a flat earther
Can we nominate this man for an Oscar? Grammy? Everything?
[Redacted] Nobel!!
give him the golden Globe
Lucas Lacerda well played
Give him 420 Awards best Song of all time.
Nobel Golden Peabody Newberry Oscar Emmy Academy Kids Choice Award.
Join the flat mars society and the flat jupit... never mind Jupiter be THICC
YES
This better blow up
And Saturn is a dab emoji
Jupiter got dat ass, tho
They should rename Jupiter...
I propose it should be called THICCANIA
If the earth was flat cats would have pushed everything off by now-
So true.
@@akslick2256 Damn. Unchecked aggression much?
@@ridiculousrandy1401 He's just mad that his uncle had fun with him when he was younger.
@@akslick2256 Okay. I'm sorry dude. I was just joking. I might have gone a little to far with that comment, but no it wasn't projection I was just being an ass. Also, YOU'RE
@@akslick2256 I did find your comment a little overreacted, but the comments on your comment were just really "dafuq"
"Africa had too many jews"
Zooms in on South America
Typical Rucka comedy
Flat Earther logic
lol
The parody is so on point the actual flerfs in the comment section can't tell they're being made fun of.
Did anyone tell Jerometronic about this song yet
Thoon
I like how Rucka always parodies my wife's favorite songs!😅
If earth is flat, how come farts circulate and get into any nostril around ?
Also that : If earth's flat, how come I managed to get my sister pregnant ?
Not funny, didnt laugh.
I dont get it
MrUrchu wait
Wrath hawk
woooosh
0:59 is the best part
0:46
It isn't
President says the earth is a triangle
*and that my children is when wars stoped*
Rucka your videos make my days less boring and more funny, love you and your music ❤️
Rucka is an anti-Semitic, pro Israel, socialist, that panders to the SJW crowd. Don't be fooled by the rocks that he got.
Casper Cattrell why :’(
@@Guy_-wt6rn Have you googled him lately? Don't get me wrong though, he is still down with the sickness. So just make sure you wear a condom if you mess with any of the brother's shit.
Casper Cattrell
“Anti-Semitic” “Pro Isreal”
A bit contradictory. If you’re here to troll, at least be consistent and convincing.
@@newtfigton8795 No offense but you don't know what you are talking about. I live and breath this shit.
"Africa had too many jews" zooms in on South America
This might be the funniest Rucka song ever, how am I just hearing this one now?
shame people gonna use this as their anthem now
kaiCast KappaPride
🎵anthem now
Shame you care.
@Deez Nutsz It's a banger, whether you believe the shit or not, that's your business.
Why
Love him or hate him, he spittin' pure facts
Exactly!!! Stuff enough crack in that pipe and these are true facts lol
@@Oouther1 Are you a desendant of a Ape on a tilting, wobbling, spinning oblate spheroid hurdling incredible speeds through the infinite vacuum of space.
@@parody_bear_mike they placed a mirror on the moon to measure the distance, I simply believe in science.
I know it's just a joke but the lack of basic science he shows when he talks about how earth is not rotating is cracking me up😂
Lmao it's really not spinning tho
Are you a desendant of a Ape on a tilting, wobbling, spinning oblate spheroid hurdling incredible speeds through the infinite vacuum of space.
@@parody_bear_mike apparently 😂😂😭😂
@@tobeabletorepentismercy5111It isn't
“Africa has too many Jews”
*pans onto South America
Im glad the first thing in your description is, this is a joke. I was already thinking it's way to clever for a flat earther to come up with!
Nice one
@Deez Nutsz That's rich coming from some one whose user name is Deez Nutsz, seriously, how do expect anyone to listen to you with a name like that. So do you believe in a flat earth? Is that the motivation for writing your life story as a UA-cam comment? Go pull someone else's chain. Also humor me, which country do you think I come from?
@Deez Nutsz I have recreated the experiment done by Henry Cavendish to measure the gravitational constant with lead balls. In fact, it turned out better because we now have instruments that can measure force accurately in the nanonewtons. But tell me again about how gravity doesn't exist.
Hell yeah! Hats off to you Rucka! I'm surprised UA-cam hasn't deleted this...
I know it's jokes but it peeves me because people actually make these arguments
r/wooosh
That’s why it’s funny
.*I know it's jokes* I just feel dissappointed that there are people out there who make these points unironically.
Darwin was onto something...
haha, yeah
Most convincing flat earf argument to date
Another hilarious video, been watching since fifth grade lmao keep it up
TheAstrospace2 I’ve been watching since 1st I think I need help
Etshaw Gaming yes u do
Kristian Rosado lmao
The earth is a LEGO! Your eyes are playing with you
that explain why we feel pain
Earth is ROUND? Proof it!!!!
hey black man it's me USMC
I bet you still believe in up and down, up and down 🎵
Probably lol
🌟Sub to Rucka Gaming! 💃🏼He has the best live streams!
I would kill myself without this black man and his music
This is like the good content that was coming out in 2012 but in 2019. I approve
As a triangular earther, im officially a flat earther now. Thanks for opening up my eyes
Lava Stingray BOII YOU STUPID KEEP THAT TO YOUR SELF
its July 20 2019 , happy moon landing day.
Triangles are still flat...
@@Yuni-is-Schrodingers-Fox that is what he said you idiot
pretty darn good cover like always but sad thing is, flat earthers gonna cheer up to this xD
Let them believe what they want. People identify as deer now and that's supposedly uncriticizable. It goes both ways bro.
"africa has to many jews" - **Zooms into south america**
This is much better than it deserves to be
If the earth is flat then explain how my grades are slowly rolling down
I just heard the Post Malone original of this song in a store and I had trouble not laughing thinking of this banger.
If earth is round, how can you explain my Waifus?
UWU fuck, he got us
0:59 I'm weak 😂🤣
Edit: 1:18 the way you said it is gold.
Edit 2: How did he get copyright by his own song lol
Anytime I meet a Flat Earther this starts playing in my head
Another masterpiece. Thanks Rucka👏💕
I saw the “Post Malone”
Then saw it was by Rucka Rucka Ali
Instantly clicked on the video
How do you come up with these lyrics 😂😂 what a guy
Rucks is the only guy who can make me believe stuff like this
My Earth & Space Science teacher is a Flat-Eather. I really hope he is joking.
Earth & Space? You don't happen to be Canadian do you?
That's the the kid who zoned out in all his classes
I LOVE YOU RUCKA RUCKA ALI THANK YOU 🖤
This song legit came out on my 16th bday
Teacher: Kids the Earth is round
Kids: WE SAW THE EARTH IS FLAT THIS IS OUR SOCIETY ANTHEM NOW HEHEHE
this is funny as fuck
One of those few parodies that is really fuckin funny
We all know the earth actually weed shaped
Shit, thanks for opening my eyes, bro. I tried out smoking dirt, and it actually got me high! The Earth must be weed shaped!
Jeffarry Lounder try smoking lime stone it feels like god smoke therefore earth is weed shaped
DZurV is it really that good I don’t think so
if this meme isn't for kids, then why am i here and enjoying the meme
SNOOZE DOG STUDIOS clearly youre a kid because this isnt a meme fucktard, turn off rucka rucka before you get offended and get your mommy
MR MENTALITY you’re point?
@@e14ee ok boomer
@@e14ee lol I'm a kid and that was funny it's not a meme fucktard was my favorite part of the whole thing
@@KJ-wn8ut crying isn't laughing
Best line: the landing moon was shot at in-n-out
Hey man this is class man and tbf the parodys and most of the conspiracy tunes aren't my cup of tea even though mostly the lyrics are extremely thought provoking!
But this is well done soooooo can i mirror this with your link ofc?
This is legendary.
I'm definitely sharing this on that stupid flat earth page on Facebook lmfao
Double DPROD nigga your fucking stupid your in the last stage of denial . Everything he just said on this song is fucking the truth he’s legit telling you this shit to your fucking face . The earth is fucking flat .
@@akslick2256 man.... After that say that flat earth society is normal and calm.
@@akslick2256 virgin
Admin.Lucifer you know he’s kidding right?
AK SLICK he’s making fun of them lol
In other news, North and South Americas are the only pieces of land there is 😂👌
They call Australia the land down under for a reason.
No mention of Eddie Bravo?
No one:
6-year-old kid: The world is not round.
Tsalena no ur wrong
Damn roasted bruh
@@yumm6744 what's wrong?
T H E. E A R T H. I S. F L A T.
Alien: humanity is going down fast.
Human: we have hit the best point of hummanity
I believe that the world is a rhombicosidodecahedron...
I was thinking it was an icosahedron
Please make a parody of " I am a rock" by making it "I am Iraq"
bluemobster 002 he did several on Iraq.
@@seanhartnett79 he should make one more
I like how the end of the song explains to young people the hazards of believe in flat earth theory.
He making more sense than actually flat earth people
Gonna link this video on flat earth posts now
Rucka would kill it if he did a parody with the song “centuries” by fallout boy
Weirdly this was probably the most intelligent video rucka has ever released
Are you a flat earther? I’d like to talk about your groups viewpoint with someone who won’t scream at me constantly
African Legend
Fair point
How did this not get that Topical context in information panel
dont mind me just trying to find the comment where the guy got his life changed by a octopus inking them
2:07 wtf is that
Stop lying.
We all know the earth is really a trapezoid 😉😂👍
Alan M Jolly nah its a d**k shape bro
FALSE INFORMATION, EARTH IS A HEXAGON AND MARS IS 2D
Omg yall guys are so idiots we all know that the earth is donut shape
I demand u delete this video right now, not cool to laugh at disabled ppl
This confirms you browse /pol/ because the flat earth surge on there has become huge as fuck.
Great videos man! glad that i found you searching for flat earth songs =)
earth is not even a shape, it's a number
*Mind Blown*
We all know the earth is cube what are y'all on?
Isn't it a dinosaur?
0:12 if the moon was never found then how can you see it at night?
When my science teacher tells me to tell the class why the earth is flat
This made my night needed this
The earth is donut shaped 🍩
I believe the earth was flat. That was until I turn 5
Max Payne or he started doing some actual research
We all know the only thing that is flat is Uranus
No, yo-gilfrands-tiz is the flatest planet
I was having a bad day, but then this video came in my email. thanks, lmao
I love you Ruck Ruck Ali
Are we to assume the earths round just because of objectivity factual evidence telling us that it is?
Aside from the loads of scientific proof, we can visually see the moon, mars, sometimes Venus....with a telescope, you can see several other planets and heavenly bodies, objects, etc....every last one of those objects are round. Why would we be the exception?
@@Crunk99ify cuz we have incest and autism A.K.A. "My Truth"
@@walkingvirus487 Wtf are you talking about?
@@Crunk99ify are you dumb
Lol try anything involved with politics, dealing with several business counterparty types in negotiations and my turner terrorist ex. Then just ramp that up a little and start killing people indiscriminately while yelling that. Call anybody who disagrees crazy and attack them for good measure. Literally my entire twitter/instagram account damn near.
The Flat Earth Society 100% agrees with everything said in this video.
So they are gay.
To all the flat earthers out there
Moon doesn't exist: *look up during night time*
The Earth is flat: *go to space*
Flat earthers: *a lower and separate species than humans*
Lol actually earth is not perfectly round and no im not flat earther
r/wooosh
The reason why the globe model was conceived:
Since the beginning of mankind, humans knew the world was flat. It has only been since the Muslims captured the land in the Middle East (app. 500 years ago), of which allowed access to the trade routes to the far-east aka; India and China) that the GE model began to take shape (pardon the pun). As the Muslims began heavily taxing those routes, the theory of a round earth gained enthusiasm as new routes were needed to be discovered to access India and China.
The only problem was that sailors were not willing to sail far from the shore during their excursions because they all thought that the earth was flat, and that they would fall off of it. When Columbus received his ships from Queen Isabella, it took him two months to find a crew because of this. His sailors had to be released from prisons with the guarantee of freedom for sailing with him. Ironically, 1492 (Columbus’s departure year), was when the 1st globe appeared…. coincidence?
When Diaz found the route around the Cape of Good Hope in Southern Africa, it was only because he was caught in a two-week storm that forced his ship southward while he was exploring the West Coast of Africa. Round earth was devised solely for commercial reasons by the Freemasons who were traders and industrialists.
The RC Church eventually accepted the global earth idea in the hope of expanding their lucrative empire.
PS learn what a Jesuit is.
@@killyourjoy 👏 that spoke to me.
It’s pear shaped 😂
shut up daniel
"it doesn't roll but fucking settles down" had me literally in tears😂
1:50 "Africa had too many jews"
Video : shows south America *
Me:"excuse me what the *#&₽"
r/woooosh
I’m a Jew hi you called
Penguinz0
i wish i could find the comment about the inkage
If the earth is flat, why there aren't slimes everywhere?
1:50 ahhh... How can I say it with a gentle accent
Do you know this is south America not Africa
I've had many people try to convert me to this philosophy... It's bull... But idk. Rucka has me convinced.
2:14 "You question everything, don't believe anything."