Mortal Kombat 11 : Kano SUCKS
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- Опубліковано 1 гру 2019
- Something something Kano's a himbo XD
I may have gone a little too far with some of these jokes(?) But what the hey~ I had fun and I need UA-cam not to deem this vi for kids anyways ROFL Hope you guys liked this vid XD
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MK11, a game where the male characters are designed to be hotter than the female ones
Now that's progress. In MK9 we only had bikini girls, now we have daddy Kano.
No problem... Equality. Even better if you don't reject a hole lol
The Whole Horse JoJo👀
@@orhandalegend, Ye boi 😏
Kitana looks amazing all of female too (except dvorah, somehow she is even more disgusting)
Kano in mk 1 : just some ugly cyborg guy with a cool backstory
Kano now: husbandO
😂😂literally
Incorrect actually he was a bald,shoeless terminator cosplayer
Facts lol
HusbanDAMBOI
Kano in MK1-Chinese American mercenary.
Kano Now-"Throw another shrimp on the barbie, mate!"
Kano is the perfect example of a lovable loser. He hardly ever wins, repeatedly gets his ass kicked, yet he's so fun to watch you don't really care
He actually won when mk was in midway hands. This is why I hate the netherrealm. He wasn't a joke before but In this stupid new timeline hes a fucking joke I fucking hate it I really wish they would respect him more
@@HaZe_6898then again canonically alot of the bad guy characters very rarely canonically win
@@armandaspurvinis5845 yea fair but kano NEVER wins even against fucking Sonya, kanos strength is very underrated
@@HaZe_6898Where he wins?
@@Eric6761 in the very old mk games
kano: *drinks alcohol and spits it at my screen*
me: mmm yes
L I C C
Kai Kai lol
Kai Kai no JUST NO
@sumrandumguy1 please stop
*Kano just wanted his future Kanass*
No comments?!
666 likes?!
I got you to 1k
His Kanus
It’s Kan Ass
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like XD
God yes
Ripper ripper ripper ripper ripper ripper ripper ripper ripper ripper
Bruh, you totally gay.
I think i found your twink...
Well, he does have a lot of fur...
Mk9: Kano
Mkx: ka-maybe
Mk11: Ka-yes 🥵🥵
"Puns are a crime against humanity", Jacqui Briggs Mkx
wan-Ka
No McClevername gay
Who have a tought that this pun gonna be one of Joker's dialogoue in Mk11
Hes so disgusting and i hate him
Kano can literally shoot fire lasers from his eyes, but he doesn't
I never realised 😭
It's debatable how much the gameplay is accurate to the actual powers they have. I mean, Jax can become a giant in one of his brutalities.
At least Kano is fun to watch in this game. His design and character are on point :)
His character was better in the last Mortal Combat to be honest. He looked like a mercenary in it, now he looks like a male model, not a big fan of the newer design
Farmer Frank What the FUCK is Mortal C O M B A T ? Do you mean Mortal KOMBAT?
@@theburningman5047 He is supposed to be in peak performance of course he is gonna look daddy af
Sophisticated Luna except his animations no longer portray a combat veteran. He fights like a drunken slob now compared to his animations in MK9 and Mkx.
@@HashTheGrappler Idk I like his fighting style, seems kind of savage mixed with some assasin like traits
I think he's gay for Kano
Isn't everyone?
We all Gayno for Kano
I'm not gay, but $20 is $20
Tbf Older Kano is quite the daddy
Zack Xeno I think im gay for Kano
I noticed that nobody else has pointed this out but, how did Kano go from having full on grey hair in MKX to looking like he's barely in his late 40s in MK11? You can't say that he dyed it bc his body hair is the same color.
I mean, almost half the cast went through a plastic surgery XD
@@SonicHaXD Young sonya and mom sonya have literally no difference. In mkx at least they looked older
He could always be dying the carpet to match the drapes.
You didn't paid attention? "Over 50 and still a ripper"
[Sonic]: *Ranting about how Kano felt pain from twenty years ago*
[Me]: *You seem to have forgotten the power of a strong independent woman.*
"We all know guns cant stop independent women"
I laugh from that
WhAmEn😂
I guess but sonya is not just an attempt at a strong female figure, shes been badass for a long time now and shouldnt come off as sjw or whatever the fuck
Then cassie activates hacks and starts John wicking everyone
@@ivanj9082 r/woosh
Fight me now
Kano: Exists
My Sexuality: YES
Yep
KAYES
My sexuality: *confused confusing confusion*
Oof
But ima guy tho and im not the big sus
Cassie: John Wicking everyone with two guns
Erron Black the fucking cowboy gunslinger guy: *can't hit the broad side of a barn*
Bad guy syndrome
Glad I’m not the only one who thinks Kano is a Daddy
Sonya disagrees because she can't admit Kano is a better husbano than Johnny
HusbaDAMNBOI*
Kano is daddy.
Daddy af
Yes he is🤤
So daddy
WTF
Ew
It kinda sucks that your MK11 videos get so few views. Your editing is top notch and the jokes are hilarious.
I blame myself more for that~ Could have tried to get this up around May or June. But I kept delaying it till now 😂 Glad you still enjoyed it XD
Wot it's that old
@@SonicHaXD this vid was amazing
Its the cringe ass robot voice
Tello but the robot voice makes funnier
01:38 Love how he was burned alive, survived to be horribly disfigured to the point he needs to be on a portable high-flow oxygen machine for life, and he's justifiably mad as fuck at the person he thinks did it; yet he went too far when he called that female person who he thinks did it a "Skank".
*_Society._*
NRS writing is so good amirite lmao
@@tumulovermelho93 Just as good as Midway’s
@@Yolobro2 Facts. Everyone forgets that Midway's writing was just as awful.
@@CoralCopperHead midway will forever have the mark of shame known as. “Mk vs DC”
5:00 I like to think Kano was just as dumbfounded by that dumb rules line as everyone who played the story.
Kano. Most sexiest australian bloke since Digger Harkness.
Oi! No one competes with Captain Boomerang!
You all spelt Dingodile wrong
*Sniper wants to know your location*
I think Kano is British
@@LaMusica8 he's Australian you can tell by the accent
But then, the Lord and savior for himself shows up.
*h i m s e l f*
@sumrandumguy1 dammit, I was gonna comment wah waaaah
JESUS CHRIST IS OUR LORD AND SAVIOR
There’s still the matter of our Fee *Blink Blink Blink Blink*
@@smartii3s S h u t u p b o y .
*The men are talking.*
@@sauce193 sad Erron :(
I was confused when Kano said "can you break his neck faster than I can gut him" when Sonya had her boot on his neck, but then she pulls out a gun, takes aim for two seconds and shoots him while daddy Kano does fuck-all.
"cassie honey..." 😂😂😂😂
*Concerned*
@Conor O and the one who beated shinnok too... she's so dumber than johnny cage.
Kano can do me raw
Filth
Fucking god yes
*oh fucking god yes*
*um what?*
@@planetx2681 damn someones jelous lmao
omg I thought I was the only one who noticed that kano is getting hotter and hotter in every game ROFL
Every male gets hotter as the games go on, while the females go backwards, except maybe for Sonya and Skarlet
Ford GT
Sonya? LOL! She's at the peak of unattractiveness here in 11. She's so flat that her chest almost looks concaved. Even her voice is ugly. lol Don't get me started on Kitana. Bitch looks like a 14yro now.
Jade still looking tasty
Skarlet and sindel are the best looking females in the game.
Rick Esquilin And Jade
Johnny smacking his younger self is becoming a meme on this channel and I love it.
“The lord and savior for himself shows up, HIMSELF”
*WAA WAA WAAAAAAA*
He saved himself, i can't handle this chadness
I guess I wasn't the only one who thought Kano got hotter this game. Both old and young versions are stupid hot.
Kano in MKX is so much hotter than MK11 tho
@@daneddieloayon2701 Seen him and disagree lol.
He's been hot since MK(2011) to me
They dummy thicc
What about cockney movie Kano?
This is the only MK game where the male characters actually look attractive, especially Johnny Cage
Dmnion Rulez but they females got kind of ugly
@@Evanb5000 Jade cute 😤
Sad mk1 scorpion icon noises :(
MK devs logic: we no longer do women with big curves in bikini as it is unrealistic for a fighting game and doesnt represents women very well
Also MK devs: makes 3/4 of the male characters unrealistically attractive and have them showing abs and biceps all over the game.
Ps: I wonder how wearing a burka or too much clothes(with barely any real armor) is a better idea. Suddenly making your female characters look like they came out from middle eastern countries(where society still holds to sexist values from 500 years ago) is a good thing... so much for realistic representation. They nailed it.
Nicolas S., it’s almost both sides of the political spectrum are completely shitty because of the fact that both the far right conservatives are the same way as the far left SJWS.
“Cassie honey, daddy Kano.....” the most sassiest thing I’ve heard.
Destiny’s Child playing while Sonyas beating their ass will forever be iconic
So Kano is apparently a daddy now...
I mean...i'm totally okay with XD
-More than i should-
My guess that they are killing kool karacters from first games, to force feed us new ones.
As one wise man said "PROFOUND SADNESS..."
Kano should have died a while ago tho
@Jay I mean it fits
Kano was never particularly powerful (Unlike Noob or Shao) and it fits so well he was taken out by Sonya considering their history
@Powerless Man
Erron is sadly disappointing considering he had huge potential in MKX but they decided to just make him a jobber. But at least he still had the cool, mysterious cowboy that may be super old thing going.
And then MK11 reared it's ugly face and retconned him into nothing but a Black Dragon dolt with a cowboy fetish
exactly. Reptile should have been in the game, but for some fuckin reason Kollector was in the roster instead
If he's not in the next one I'm out after buying since the original
0:20-0:50 The best love story ever
Better than Twilight
Still a ripper
I'm straight but I'm sure even the straightest males have to take an hour or two to think about their sexuality due to this game
True
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I'm gay and this game just validates the declaration.
I'm a man and I'd totally cross dress and give Kano a lap dance on the pole.
As blue hedgehog always said ya dont have to be gay to reparation man beauty
Erron black “I’ve hit a humming bird at 50 yards” *cant hit sonya point blank with 2 pistols*
Your mouth says "Kano", but your eyes says "Ka-yes"
I was laughing my butt off when you made jokes about Kano and “that monstrous hairy chest”
I wish there were more of these. I love it. The jokes, the editing, the Sexy Kano ending...outstanding.
*K A N A S S*
I just realized, Kano has probably been washing Cassie offscreen. First, with the explosion when he took Sonya, and then when he took Johnny.
Hey he beat Mavado too
Washing? Wtf
@@river7222 kicking her ass
@@tarmanjrakathegooch sure, kicking her ass alright
0:30
There's only a way to find out if it really is yourself from the future
When I first saw the old Kano reveal in the story I felt super hype to see what he’d do throughout the story but then all of that shit happened...and that death for him fucked me up
2:07 Aw hell no
Bro gathered concern honestly had me cracking up 2:24
"Cassie activates hacks and starts John Wicking everyone." 😂
“Then Kano shows up and gets shot.”
"Thanks for reminding me of the rules."
You were just beating up the past Kano. Did you really need to be reminded?
0:17 I’m glad I’m not the only one who that that moment was weird in the game....
I blame NRS for this bullsh*t story :v
Frosty! I know you are just Frost, adding a y doesn't do anything. YOU'LL NEVER TOUCH *KINKNO* !
Kano can blast me open anyday
U guys are boys right.....
@Omzz 25 im not a boy, i am a manly man and kano is fucking hot
2:54 I’m dying right now. 🤣
bloddy f-ck-stick
1:38 it sounds like he said "shonya" lol
Sho Shonya thish shkank who burnsh me?
5:21 F for Kano, he will be my favorite fighter after Noob Saibot ;-;
I knew that thumbnail looked familiar...
why
Rule 34 :)))
3:57 Cassie got shot so she probably was just too wounded to do that or she was distracted by Kanass daddy hotness.
Both
But gun wound can't hurt strong independent wahman
5:00 that reference earned you a new subscriber
1:00 he probably thought that sektors self destruction would kill the others with the base.
He also wanted the satisfaction of seeing Sonya suffer before he killed her. That’s just my thought tho
He just stands there in a daze for 5 seconds then dies and the congratulations at 5:09 killed me😂😂
0:38
Beard Kano’s face is just: 😐 😏
Mortal Kombat characters any time they can kill someone in the story:
"A'ight imma head out."
2:19 the music killed me
His name is Kahno now.
Judgementxxx daddy Kahno
And Kabble
Considering he was originally supposed to be a Japanese American, that would be a more correct way to pronounce his name.
Kano: *has lost literally every fight he was a part of since the start of mk 9, and has become the punching bag, despite having decent and pretty original moveset.
Me: Well, off to hang myself-UGH!
He beat sonya at mk9
J. Cenon, he got ass kicked to Johnny Cage a complete loser that didn’t even have his Elder God killing powers complete active until MKX, so yes Kano lost in every fight in the WB Studios timeline since MK9.
“You got up fast.... considering you just took pain from 20 years ago” 🤣🤣🤣
Kano says at 4:08
Its 2 for 1.
Not really
If he Had killed the Younger Johnny, Cassie AND both Johnny's should die.
So it would be 3 for 1
Am i right?
I mean, he did sorta forget he was proficient with knives during the standoff, so I imagine he's a bit slow.
Thats what í told my friend 😂
Ur right but he didn't count the johnny as two diffrent johnny's lol
2:33
Tbh i'm just suprised on how her arm didn't get blown off
0:41 had me dying😂😂
this entire comment section makes me want to clean my eyes with soap lmao
admit hes hot
@@ivanj9082 He will not admit it
Are you a dude!?
Kano is hot
They thirsty but i can't lie. He damn fine 😕👀
Im diagnosed with kano daddy
Hurt me
If Daddy Kano can't stop strong interdependent Wahmen, and bullets can't stop strong independent Wahmen..
Then how can we be sure that even Kronika's reversal of time actually stopped strong independent Wahmen?
waluigi got all the women
WAH-men
The only logical explanation is that Kronika's strong independent Wahmen powers are more independent than the other wahmen's strong independency powers
Because kronika is the ultimate strong independent wahman. Just look at her hairstlye
It's allrite, evil-retcon-sindel is an even stronger more independant wahmen. So she takes out Sonya in one hit.
Im not sure the poster of the video even likes women considering how he talks about Kano...
Everyone knows that Kano is more in love with himself than anyone but then he meets the new love of his life.....
*Himself*
"Give him the finishing blow."😳
I mean, srsly, the two Kanos here are def gonna make out with each other ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
2:58 That “LOL” fucking killed me 🤣
man 3:10 really funny HAHAHAHAHA lol
I'm not ashamed to know where the thumbnail is from. I'm actually glad to know.
Cruzader Kuuhaku where is it from? (Rule 34?)
@@roydrage7545 @joecalzon on twitter and rule34 if you search for gay mk11 kano.
Love how most of the video is about how Kano is daddy. I mean, I don't disagree
I CHOKED ON "Though Kabal has super human speed, there is just no way he can defeat the power of strong independent woman."
0:06 thank god im not the only one
Chapter 6: Would have been nice to see at the VERY LEAST Kano's kill SF Soldier while they were in this Chapter in some cutscenes!
But here is my take on how this Chapter 6 should have gone if there was a "Villain Mode"
(Cutscene): Both Kano's w/ Sektor & Cybers invade the Command Center,. A fight breaks out but Kano tells his eager past self to hold on. Once the Cybers seem to get the upper hand, Kano motions to intervene. Both Kano's enter killing SF Soldiers and (Present) Kano goes after Cassie while his Past Self goes after Sonya. After a quick throwdown (which is just them sizing each other up) they fight and Kano Wins to progress the story.
(Cutscene): Kano teases Cassie with his knife as she is down and in pain. Kano then see's his Past self still fighting with Sonya, he then knocks her unconscious and then he interferes with his (Past) self fighting Sonya. They exchange "pleasantries", and then they fight, Kano wins to progress the story.
(Cutscene): Kano orders his Past self to take Sonya outside, and he'll catch up with them. Then orders 2 Cybers to come with him. Kano is then seen places charges throughout the SF Base and is confronted by (Past) Johnny. Kano orders the Cybers to kill him and they attack. Johnny is on the defense at 1st but gains the upper hand and destroys the Cybers. Kano is annoyed stating, "Those Cyber units ain't cheap". Then they fight and Kano wins to progress the story.
(Cutscene): While Johnny is down, Kano continues to beat him down some more. He then takes him hostage and meets the others outside. He see his past self had been defeated by Present Johnny, and then shoots Johnny in the knee.* Story continues as it does.
This is definitely the best way to put him over.
If you like this, I got a Chapter 8 version as well. Not a Villain mode but more of a better version of how it should have went down.
This definitely does it justice I feel like yeah past Kano wouldn’t be so skilled but older Kano would be someone very dangerous with his ruthlessness and experience he’s gained over the years
Thanks man. I agree with you. Young Kano IMO is still dangerous but and has the drive, but Older Kano definitely poses a bigger threat.
Jimmy D yeah that would make most sense to me
@@optimisticbrute3881 If you don't mind, I'd like your opinion on a different version of how Chapter 8: Fight Klub should have gone down. I actually though the way Kano died was fitting for his character. My issue was with the build up to it, very lackluster.
(Cutscene)
Cassie invades the fight club to rescue her parents and she is successful. We see that both Kano's are agitated by this and drop down from the stage and start to fight/kill SF Soldiers who get in their way (Throwing knives, breaking necks, shooting them). Older Kano tells his younger self to hold them off and he'll be back. As Cassie with her parents are escaping outside, they are greeted by Older Kano who now wields a Minigun and starts shooting at them, killing SF Soldiers & BD Thugs caught in the crossfire. Cassie with her parents get to cover but Cassie is injured by Kano who grazed her. As Kano closes in to kill them, he is disarmed by Sonya, throws his knife at her, misses, but kills a SF Soldier, and begins to run away leading Sonya into an ambush. Younger Kano blindsides Sonya, knocking her down. As she gets up, both Kano's mock her. Both Kano's charge at her, but see manages to knock young Kano into his older self, making it a 1v1, where she is able to block Young Kano's advances, and she gets the upper hand knocking him down. As she prepares to strike Kano, she is grabbed by Older Kano and he throws her down. She gets back up and attacks, but Kano dodges all her attacks. He tells her, "I know all your moves" (a nod to the 1st MK Film). Kano at this point pretty much BODIES Sonya; Hitting her, Countering her attacks & Throwing her around; just toying with her! While she is down, Kano circling around her, begins to gloat and lets his guard down. She hits him with a surprise attack knocking him back, leading him to attack her with an eye blast, which she avoids and knocks him out. This leads into a fight with Young Kano. All cutscene/story continues as it does.
Hope you enjoyed it, this is my "Patch" on how the lead up to his death could have been better. There is a way to put characters over in defeat and IMO this would have done Kano A LOT more justice!
Jimmy D I like that one a lot, yeah I thought them killing Kano was okay I just hated how there was no build and no consistency with how she just hit young Kano and that somehow hurt older kano
That Kano wasn't even from the MK9 version of Shao Kahn's invasion. He was the one from MK3/UMK3/MK:Trilogy.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
1:20 Johnny Cage being beaten by his future wife in a cage. I mean it wrote itself.
Make a video called "Kano's intros and Outros but Freak'n you is playing"
2:13 then Kano shows up & get shot
lmao 🤣🤣🤣
I will gladly accept that Cassie got distracted by kano’s sweet, succulent, fresh and buldging man meat everytime she sees him
You: "Kano sucks!"
Kano: "I also swallow ;)"
3:40 OMG THAT OVERWATCH REFERENCE.. I miss overwatch fc
*Fans:* So does this work like Dynamic Time Theory or a Multiverse Timeline?
*NRS:* Wait, what?
0:36 I need a 10 hour loop of this STAT!
0:17 ultimate intro
Kano doesn't know he's beautiful!!!
Man, I love these videos. I totally forgot Cassie was (supposed to be) with Johnny when Kano got him on that part with Sonya.
0:48
* Sad Erron Noises *
Kano is my favorite in mk11. He is just such a fun dirtbag.
This is my favorite video of the mortal kombat sucks series, I have watched all many times, but this is my favorite one
(Because of Daddy Kano)
This was actually pretty funny, ngl. The things you point out plus the fact you use your own created memes shows that whatever is going on in that big brain of yours is genius.
Keep going strong.
4:14 Kano: Reality includes time.
Sonya: Time, huh? Thanks for the tip.
Sonya even steps in loser in 2019.
that's exactly what I was thinking about the whole pain thing. How can Cage fight his young version and feel nothing, but Kano feels everything Sonya does to his young version.... It makes zero sense.
I think that the rule was that if other people harm the younger selves, then the pain thing starts to activate. If it's against themselves, it seems like it has absolutely zero effect. This still doesn't make sense tho
2:18 Bruh😂
The part where Kano can see through the truck gets me every time
Me: I will never be gay
Kanass: ssss Today's the day