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  • Опубліковано 19 жов 2024
  • The Predator is the latest sequel reboot thingy from 20th Century Fox. Professor Tosspot had to watch all of it and now he hates the film industry (even more).
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  • @VoxisProductions
    @VoxisProductions  6 років тому +815

    WARNING! CONTAINS FULLY CLOTHED WOMEN KISSING
    Hello viewers. Had some trouble with the first video and had to cut 15 seconds of twerking from it but hopefully you enjoyed this new video. Thank you all for being so patient. You viewers are wonderful. Thanks for the likes, comments and tips. Best fans ever.
    I love you guys :3

    • @VoxisProductions
      @VoxisProductions  6 років тому +39

      No need. The clips are on UA-cam
      ua-cam.com/video/swRHwf21OE8/v-deo.html
      ua-cam.com/video/2odWQh5YjxI/v-deo.html
      Go figure 0_o

    • @bumfricker2487
      @bumfricker2487 6 років тому +11

      Thoughts on her body of work?

    • @dimas3829
      @dimas3829 6 років тому +20

      what the fuck? They blocked content that already on their site? Truly magnificent image of google overlords we have here.

    • @notyourdamnbusiness8795
      @notyourdamnbusiness8795 6 років тому +9

      was the spitting the problem? i bet the spitting was the problem....good fucking god was that hot....i miss the spitting.

    • @moodytoad
      @moodytoad 6 років тому +1

      i knew it youtube is messing up in general

  • @MandaloreGaming
    @MandaloreGaming 6 років тому +268

    So the Predators came to earth for autism? Man Shane Black is really getting away with everything.

    • @BSM-vw6cf
      @BSM-vw6cf 4 роки тому +5

      Well not all predators, this is a badblood clan, and I think their gene splicing is so advanced that that they can pick and choose which traits they want without the flaws but it isn't confirmed.

    • @Kai-ow9gi
      @Kai-ow9gi 4 роки тому +7

      Even got Mandalore gaming in here lol

    • @tedarcher9120
      @tedarcher9120 4 роки тому +3

      Everyone in my subscribed is here

    • @escape1777
      @escape1777 4 роки тому +7

      @@BSM-vw6cf Stop making excuses for this shit movie.

    • @neonkscksc
      @neonkscksc 4 роки тому +3

      All those drugs he was on while making this movie, could bankrupt all drug cartels If he decided to sell them.

  • @augnkn93043
    @augnkn93043 6 років тому +649

    I don’t go to the cinema anymore. I just watch UA-cam reviews who rip them apart. Much cheaper. Much quicker. Much more fun.

    • @jonathanw1019
      @jonathanw1019 5 років тому +28

      I refuse to watch Last Jedi because I hated it and it was crap, but I'd happily watch a review show a bunch of clips while confirming what I knew the first time I saw it.

    • @ernestogutierrez7877
      @ernestogutierrez7877 5 років тому +8

      @@jonathanw1019 you were wise mate... i cave in and saw that crap. No more star wars for me.

    • @jeffbollen5276
      @jeffbollen5276 4 роки тому +7

      Hell yes; that's the best part of any new release in a franchise.

    • @theheadshotstudio9254
      @theheadshotstudio9254 4 роки тому +5

      When I went to see Rise of Skywalker, all I could think about was watching the Red Letter Media review.

    • @meggrotte4760
      @meggrotte4760 4 роки тому +2

      Yes, I do as well=)

  • @spongerobertosquarepantalo8157
    @spongerobertosquarepantalo8157 6 років тому +1282

    "Sweating like a blind lesbian at at fish market"
    Pure, unadulterated genius

    • @darknessesdarknesses2492
      @darknessesdarknesses2492 6 років тому +26

      Holy fuckin' shit.🤣

    • @rollrcoastrbacon2725
      @rollrcoastrbacon2725 5 років тому +22

      That’s the Vox. Him and Mauler are like the Alpha and Omega of film discussion

    • @aarons1811
      @aarons1811 5 років тому +9

      I came to the comments section to acknowledge that very line! 😂

    • @paulwalsh6734
      @paulwalsh6734 5 років тому +1

      .Haha

    • @tiefensucht
      @tiefensucht 4 роки тому +2

      Maybe he has just movie autism.

  • @Zyklon_B_still_and_know_God
    @Zyklon_B_still_and_know_God 6 років тому +145

    Dude this channel is hilarious, you are criminally underviewed

  • @ScreamerProductionss
    @ScreamerProductionss 6 років тому +360

    AVP: Requiem was the movie that made me realize how important good lighting was. Mostly because I paid to watch a movie I couldn’t even see.

    • @genarosiles8840
      @genarosiles8840 6 років тому +5

      Maple_Hobbit 19:20 What hentai is this?

    • @Thane3999
      @Thane3999 6 років тому +9

      I believe it was secretly directed by Zack Synder.

    • @Redmanticore
      @Redmanticore 6 років тому +11

      it´s some kind of meta message. like the hollywood industry is a dark cesspool and they are symbolizing it with literal darkness.

    • @Jetblast01
      @Jetblast01 6 років тому +1

      I never knew that was even a movie to begin with!

    • @AvengerII
      @AvengerII 6 років тому +2

      "AVP: Requiem was the movie that made me realize how important good lighting was. Mostly because I paid to watch a movie I couldn’t even see."
      You've just described about every live-action Batman movie I've ever seen in theaters...
      It's one of the reasons I generally HATE those films.

  • @defencebangladesh4068
    @defencebangladesh4068 4 роки тому +76

    "Olivia Munn wakes up to a load of Guys in a motel."
    "And In The Film."
    lmao 😂😂😂😂💀

    • @illusioNery
      @illusioNery 4 роки тому +11

      Let’s be honest, she’s banged a lot of Hollywood execs to get roles so I’m not one bit surprised

  • @jameshofman321
    @jameshofman321 6 років тому +429

    Pure Gold...the best reviews on UA-cam

    • @juanesmit8417
      @juanesmit8417 6 років тому

      Indeed.

    • @pj4433
      @pj4433 4 роки тому

      @@juanesmit8417 by far

    • @_V.Va_
      @_V.Va_ 4 роки тому +4

      He's right up there with Critical Drinker.

    • @Scorch428
      @Scorch428 4 роки тому

      If you havent seen the new preditor movie, lucky you. Its complete shit. You just stare at the screen in disblief at how it could posisbly be this bad....

    • @blackdynamite_5470
      @blackdynamite_5470 Рік тому

      Professor Tosspot is way above The Drinker.
      Professor Tosspot is one sexy beast of a man.

  • @Burntpinz
    @Burntpinz 6 років тому +150

    Despite your warning, i went and saw this movie anyways......you were right. And, being completely honest, I think you were not harsh enough on this dogshit of a movie.

  • @slidetek
    @slidetek 6 років тому +229

    Hollywood is so bereft of ideas. You mentioned the medieval times fan-fic - how cool would a film taking place during a war, like WWI? 2 sides are slowly being wiped out as they hide in their foxholes, only to slowly realize it's not the other side doing it? So the few remaining Germans and English need to get together to defeat it. But, they also still want to kill each other as well. _That_ could be a tension filled movie because when you see the disemboweled soldier you don't know _who_ did it. Ah well, some more tripe to not watch.

    • @chromicm6686
      @chromicm6686 6 років тому +46

      Might work slightly better in the Pacific theatre, with the jungles and Japanese with their honour code and brutality reflecting that of the predator, might even be some mutual respect in there between the two

    • @Thane3999
      @Thane3999 6 років тому +12

      Hey, if you want to cheer up, go watch "Upgrade". Much better film.

    • @berserkasaurusrex4233
      @berserkasaurusrex4233 6 років тому +27

      Seriously, I've been wanting a Beowulf-inspired Predator film, with the monster crashlanded in Denmark and fighting an ancient Germanic barbarian. You can even work in the Predator getting his arm ripped off.

    • @berserkasaurusrex4233
      @berserkasaurusrex4233 6 років тому +17

      Callum While I'd love to see a Pacific theatre Predator film, the whole Predator versus Bushido Samurai thing has sort of been done already in that Predator vs Yakuza henchman in 'Predators'.

    • @barret-xiii
      @barret-xiii 6 років тому +4

      @Misanthropic Attack Helicopter fun little film. Beowulf meets Predator

  • @Ethan_Alexandur
    @Ethan_Alexandur 3 роки тому +100

    This man deserves a million subs. He’s just as entertaining as Red Letter Media.

    • @VoxisProductions
      @VoxisProductions  3 роки тому +28

      Thanks. Lovely comment.

    • @orgywithpigs6
      @orgywithpigs6 3 роки тому +9

      @@VoxisProductions you know how there is “ugly-cry”? You make me ugly-laugh.

    • @thedragon133
      @thedragon133 2 роки тому

      @@orgywithpigs6 *laughsnort* that kind? 😉

    • @glenntompkins232
      @glenntompkins232 2 роки тому +11

      Red letter sucks. This puppet is way funnier.

    • @n.b.l.5709
      @n.b.l.5709 2 роки тому +4

      Rlm sucks puppet way funnier

  • @pieeyed-piper2186
    @pieeyed-piper2186 6 років тому +204

    This channel deserves more subs

    • @chrisperrien7055
      @chrisperrien7055 3 роки тому

      It is better underground/not well known, at this time

  • @DAIadvisor
    @DAIadvisor 6 років тому +383

    Sweating like a blind lesbian at a fish market - Classic!

    • @SteveL11
      @SteveL11 6 років тому +4

      Can you please explain? I'm straight so I don't understand reference.

    • @ericbauer4897
      @ericbauer4897 6 років тому +27

      @@SteveL11 well, vagina smells like fish, so a blind lesbian in a fish market would think she's surrounded by tons of snapper, beaver, meat drapes, bearded clam, or pussy. It's both funny as hell and clever. Hope that helps.
      Smells like fish, have a dish.
      Smells like cologne, leave it alone. ;)
      "and now you knooow"

    • @jamessalvatore7054
      @jamessalvatore7054 6 років тому +7

      +Eric Bauer
      Good joke but big generalization tho. Not all vagina smells like fish. It depends on ones hygiene.

    • @self-lovingloser1108
      @self-lovingloser1108 6 років тому +2

      Not all, so most of them.

    • @josephseraile6698
      @josephseraile6698 6 років тому

      Bulldaggers love fish

  • @CynicalReviews
    @CynicalReviews 6 років тому +63

    Absolute fucking genius as always. I aspire to be as entertaining as you.

    • @VoxisProductions
      @VoxisProductions  6 років тому +22

      Please keep working on your craft =)

    • @CynicalReviews
      @CynicalReviews 6 років тому +20

      SEMPAI NOTICED ME!
      And thanks, I will!

    • @mechanicpluto2430
      @mechanicpluto2430 3 роки тому +1

      I say you succeeded. Both of you are gold, and amongst the few I can still watch in this dark age of film review.

  • @RockyMountainBear
    @RockyMountainBear 6 років тому +75

    I just had the most vivid image of a bunch of Autistic Predators on a hot planet, avoiding eye contact with each other. A predator dog pukes up a grenade, blowing itself up. The predators start screaming as they scatter in every direction, slamming into trees and running into oncoming traffic. At least they are now the most evolved species in the universe. Yay for that.

    • @marmite400
      @marmite400 4 роки тому +1

      Lol👍👍👍

    • @CataclysmDM
      @CataclysmDM 4 роки тому +1

      Don't forget the Autistic Predator support animals they need to sit on them when they get overstimulated.

    • @the_once-and-future_king.
      @the_once-and-future_king. Рік тому

      I'd pay good money to see that shit!

  • @jairkerker2821
    @jairkerker2821 Рік тому +17

    Best thing of 2022 is stumbling onto this channel.
    You're a gem, Paul.
    You make missing Norm MacDonald a little more bearable.

    • @VoxisProductions
      @VoxisProductions  Рік тому +9

      Bless you!

    • @BurnDoubt
      @BurnDoubt Рік тому +2

      Omg I just realized... Professor Tosspot is a Professor of Logic down at the University of Science. I knew that puppet owns a doghouse, I just knew it!

  • @xxvaltielxx1789
    @xxvaltielxx1789 6 років тому +378

    The Predator: a movie about a Predator trying to kidnap and drink the fluids of an Autistic little boy.
    I wonder if the Predator was a priest of the Yautja.

    • @doublep1980
      @doublep1980 6 років тому +28

      You do know,that there was an actual predator in the movie and they had to cut out his scenes,after the guy was doxed by Olivia Munn? The guy was convicted and did time,for sexually assaulting a 14-year old girl in 2011,which apparently had some mental issues,he met her online and lured her to his house.
      Oh and it get's better,Shane Black,is apparently a good friend with this registred sex-offender and puts him in all his movies.

    • @xxvaltielxx1789
      @xxvaltielxx1789 6 років тому +10

      @@doublep1980 Yeah, after watching the video i went to search about that dude, im still laughing at it, it's like a bad joke, but it's so bad that you can't avoid laughing at it's level of absurdity.

    • @doublep1980
      @doublep1980 6 років тому +24

      What I find interesting,are Munn's accusations,that Black told her to ''mind her business'' after she complaint about this guy,to him and that she was ''bullied'' by him,after she went to the studio,who had him fired.
      Makes you think about what Corey Feldman and Elijah Wood,said,that Hollywood is runned by peados and that they protect each other.

    • @xxvaltielxx1789
      @xxvaltielxx1789 6 років тому +8

      +Dajjal ~ The baby dicks? yeah, disgusting barbaric practices sprinkled with the "traditions" dust, bunch of bronze age religious bullshit.

    • @Acesahn
      @Acesahn 6 років тому +1

      Kevin Spacey, is that you?

  • @ScorePN
    @ScorePN 5 років тому +129

    I wonder what we'll be introduced to in the next predator film, an overpowering female predator?

    • @sir-dragonheartx8711
      @sir-dragonheartx8711 4 роки тому +9

      Yep

    • @Kai-ow9gi
      @Kai-ow9gi 4 роки тому +3

      Hey Score PN!

    • @BSM-vw6cf
      @BSM-vw6cf 4 роки тому +3

      Female predators are actually deadlier than males at times.

    • @neonkscksc
      @neonkscksc 4 роки тому +1

      @@BSM-vw6cf Only the first movie is canon, the rest is... well, something Shane would do.

    • @neonkscksc
      @neonkscksc 4 роки тому +7

      Though "P2" and "Predators" were fine, could be better, but ok.

  • @ericbauer4897
    @ericbauer4897 6 років тому +126

    That's such BS that they flagged the original video. I went to rewatch it and it was gone, I was bummed.
    "Deez Predators"..... ;)
    Im glad you reposted this. Made my day!!! Thank you sir.

    • @ericbauer4897
      @ericbauer4897 6 років тому +5

      @Raw Insight it said it violated terms about sexual content; too much twerking in the end scene.... Tosspot deserves all the ass shaking he can get, having to watch these steaming piles.
      Damn straight, FUCK Hollywood!!

    • @meggrotte4760
      @meggrotte4760 4 роки тому

      Yes UA-cam does this quite frequently. To apparently politically correct and inclusive whatever the hell that means.
      By all means we do want to protect kids you know from watching content they shouldn't but aside from that yeah freedom of speech is sort of dying

    • @meggrotte4760
      @meggrotte4760 4 роки тому

      @Gunner 240B yes but I say it anyways Hollywood is a perverse child molesting environment. The majority of actors and actresses that do their stuff really don't care and they've become full it actually correct to the point where you want to vomit.
      However not all actors and actresses are screwed up. They are professional and they don't go after children

  • @zincChameleon
    @zincChameleon 6 років тому +73

    It's amazing how Shane Black ignored all the Dark Horse stories. How about the Predator arriving in Mexico City in 1521, when Aztecs and Spaniards went at it? Olivia Munn could have been a Tlaxcalan priestess saved by a Spanish foot soldier, and given us all the exposition in sign language, bypassing a lot of useless exposition. Or how about Olivia Munn's character become Machiko 'Small Knife'? All that wasted possibility! Great review by the way.

    • @christopherjakel1049
      @christopherjakel1049 6 років тому +7

      While I figured we would see a human Predator by now in one of these films (not counting the right of passage scar for Alexa in AvP and definitely not counting Nolands intro in Predators) I surely didn't think we would get there via Iron Man 4- Rasta Man.

    • @cartooncritique6625
      @cartooncritique6625 5 років тому +6

      I somewhat doubt Shane Black actually read any of those comics.

    • @Veldtian1
      @Veldtian1 5 років тому +8

      That Machiko comic series was absolute GENIUS.

    • @mkocel
      @mkocel 4 роки тому +4

      hell, even the fucking AVP arcade game had a better story than Shane's.

  • @jakefrost7404
    @jakefrost7404 6 років тому +167

    Shane Black must have been a little _miffed_ at being the first kill of the franchise, that's why he responded in kind by *_eviscerating_* it, ripping its clothes off, and hanging it from a tree for the birds to peck at.

    • @CynicallyObnoxious
      @CynicallyObnoxious 6 років тому +19

      He's still pissed Marvel did a one shot retconning his IM3 and hasnt been asked back

    • @nathansmith4529
      @nathansmith4529 6 років тому +1

      LOL!! Damn..

    • @lordkrauser
      @lordkrauser 6 років тому +7

      As much as I love what he did with the Mandarian, I absolutely love the retcon to establish that we'll get the true Mandarian, Power Rings and all, sometime down the road.

  • @Koshiro2k3
    @Koshiro2k3 6 років тому +46

    "Predator returns"
    "P2"
    "Them Predators"
    "Oh, those Predators"
    "Pride and Predators"
    "Predator and Predatorette"

    • @VoxisProductions
      @VoxisProductions  6 років тому +20

      Get this man to Hollywood!

    • @Koshiro2k3
      @Koshiro2k3 6 років тому +1

      Praise from Caesar!
      Though not from anyone else... late to the party I guess.

    • @whiterabbit75
      @whiterabbit75 4 роки тому +7

      "A Few Good Predators"
      "Predator 22: Alien Boogaloo"
      "Don't Look Now, There's a Predator Behind You"
      "Predator vs. Jeepers Creepers"
      "I know What You Predated Last Summer"

    • @Koshiro2k3
      @Koshiro2k3 4 роки тому +1

      @@whiterabbit75
      Bit late, innit? You could say my original comment... predates your response by roughly a year.

    • @whiterabbit75
      @whiterabbit75 4 роки тому +4

      @@Koshiro2k3 Heh heh. Didn't know there was an expiration date on comments. :P

  • @HedoApologist
    @HedoApologist 6 років тому +87

    Well The Predator was certainly the first movie I ever watched that tried to claim that autistic people were key to our future

    • @kevinpogue7294
      @kevinpogue7294 6 років тому +20

      In defense, they did win a game of Capture the Flag against Shia LaBeouf!

  • @mattpurvis927
    @mattpurvis927 6 років тому +30

    Voxis Productions - you make me forget this shitty world and put a smile on my face. I love you oh so much.

  • @crossofintimidation
    @crossofintimidation 6 років тому +536

    Oi mate! You got a license for that non-nudity?

    • @222beanz
      @222beanz 6 років тому +59

      *loicense

    • @JS-jg7iv
      @JS-jg7iv 6 років тому +24

      Oi mate, you got a permit for that fockin license???

    • @Ezio999Auditore
      @Ezio999Auditore 6 років тому +9

      *THOUGHT POLICE FROM BONGLAND IS HAER M8!*

    • @trvecvltfvckboy
      @trvecvltfvckboy 5 років тому +5

      @@JS-jg7iv Oi mate, you got a permit for asking for them permits?

    • @pirateman1144
      @pirateman1144 5 років тому +5

      Ugh. As a British man I'm triggered by your mockery of our laws and accents.
      I would give you a stern talking down but my loicence for it has expired and I can't afford the fine.

  • @hobosorcerer
    @hobosorcerer 6 років тому +95

    14:22 Oh my god, the super weapon turns you into Shredder from TMNT.

    • @indoctrinationtheory1468
      @indoctrinationtheory1468 6 років тому +20

      Thus setting up the sequel, Turtles Vs Predator.

    • @huoshewu
      @huoshewu 6 років тому +7

      If they played it straight, Turtles vs predator vs alien, it could be awesome. Some goo from a company studying the spinal crap gets into the sewers. Boom. Turtles. Shredder running around. Ninjas. Space alien ninjas. Then, the predators show up. They are trying to figure shit out, but these turtles jump up and kick up in their pussy face! Then you mix in some non-combat humans to just gawk at the swirl of weirdness. Maybe Casey Jones for luls. Most die, because aliens don't grow on trees. End on pred gauntlet exploding. Print money. They get three jokes for the whole movie. One when the turtles are introduced, one when they kill the first pred, and one when they survive the nuke-like explosion. That's it. They better be mother-fukin' gut busters. Get a team of comedians to work on just those three for like months. That's all they do. Everyone has to care about the property, none of these 'Take it in a new direction' assholes. 'Subvert my expectation' and make a good movie. I want to see some acting award nods AT LEAST. Then, when they do TvsPvsA2 they can throw it away. Make the first one good enough to be rebooted in a decade, right after the all dog version of Terminator vs Robocop vs Alf or something.

  • @alexkennard2422
    @alexkennard2422 6 років тому +54

    Wait, doesn't Shane's excuse about the movie not being as scary because they fight the Predator during the day make little sense seeing as the first movie did exactly that, fight the Predator during the day?
    I mean, yeah, the final fight takes place at night, but most of the deaths occur in a jungle... during the day.
    That right there should have told everyone that this movie was going to be a true piece of crap.

    • @christopherjakel1049
      @christopherjakel1049 6 років тому

      Jumping Jimmeny. You are on to something! 😁

    • @dcanaday
      @dcanaday 6 років тому +6

      The first Predator wasn't a horror film. It was an action film. Why try and make it into a horror film?

    • @incelliousthewizard7883
      @incelliousthewizard7883 6 років тому +19

      Chad Vader the first predator was an action movie that turned into more of a "holy shit this elite group of soldiers who made this group of guerrillas into putty are being hunted down one by one by an invisible, almost all powerful alien" sort of terror, a sort of subversion of the 80's action hero movies at the time.

    • @cartooncritique6625
      @cartooncritique6625 5 років тому +9

      Not to forget that the Predator also has cloaking technology and can stalk around barely visible even in broad daylight.

  • @RandomIndie
    @RandomIndie 6 років тому +76

    You just saved me $15! Thanks for the review!

    • @chrisperrien7055
      @chrisperrien7055 3 роки тому

      Mail Voxis a fiver/$5 then.

    • @RandomIndie
      @RandomIndie 3 роки тому

      @@chrisperrien7055 I actually sent him $20 around that time. Crazy comment resurrection though!

  • @doublevisiongirl
    @doublevisiongirl 5 років тому +8

    “And a sharply pointed nose”... that one got me off guard!!

  • @jameswalker5645
    @jameswalker5645 6 років тому +161

    This movie started ok, but when you find out that the predators are killing us because we are killing ourselves with climate change you finish the rest of the film in the bathroom..

    • @Wayoutthere
      @Wayoutthere 6 років тому +11

      Especially after this intro.

    • @Thane3999
      @Thane3999 6 років тому +5

      That's not it entirely.
      I'm not defending this film, but this part makes...a little sense.
      Yautja (Preds) are tropical species that like tropical climates. Earth, if fully terraformed by climate change, would be warm as fuck, hence good place for invasion.

    • @luigimussolini5966
      @luigimussolini5966 6 років тому +24

      @@Thane3999 But the Yautja have rules against invasion, they have an honor system you know, and eradicating an entire species is not allowed.

    • @killerfrank8974
      @killerfrank8974 6 років тому +11

      Agreed! If the movie had been more like the scene where the predator escapes from the lab, it would have been a far better film.

    • @ashkebora7262
      @ashkebora7262 6 років тому +6

      Red Viper Except we _are_ killing ourselves with climate change. That's just science, not SJW nonsense.
      ... Though get the real world out of my action-packed fictional movie, dammit! I want an escape from reality, not a reminder of it.

  • @matthewcb1970
    @matthewcb1970 5 років тому +15

    Found this channel by accident - complete genius!

  • @Snordix
    @Snordix 6 років тому +59

    Predator 1987, now that was a movie.
    :sips:

    • @steveetienne
      @steveetienne 6 років тому +10

      Snordix sir you are indeed correct. Arnold in his prime, huge guns, Carl weathers, jesse ventura, blood, swearing an alien and a CHOPPA.

    • @Snordix
      @Snordix 6 років тому

      It's just that memes spread way too fast nowadays and enter widespread use almost immediately, thus becoming old and lame fast.

    • @jayhinds7547
      @jayhinds7547 4 роки тому

      Agreed...

  • @professor_lembach
    @professor_lembach 6 років тому +30

    Love your video! Linked it all over Facebook.
    Hope you're feeling better these days!

  • @Elmacheto
    @Elmacheto 6 років тому +78

    Oh my.... my day just got so much better! Thank you Professor!... and thanks Paul :)

  • @Nikinuito
    @Nikinuito 6 років тому +12

    As a spaniard, hearing you say "Dios mio! Puta madre!" made me chuckle. Keep up the good work ;)

  • @dragons_red
    @dragons_red 6 років тому +17

    "That Predator (Over There)" would have been a great title, but I heard they are saving it for the Harvey Weinstein documentary (insert collective groan here).

  • @stimpy_thecat
    @stimpy_thecat 4 роки тому +16

    It's probably been mentioned a thousand times before, but "Sweating like a blind lesbian at a fish market" is officially the funniest damn thing ever.

  • @mariokarter13
    @mariokarter13 6 років тому +54

    The Harvey Weinstein biopic came out sooner than I thought.

  • @jeffbollen5276
    @jeffbollen5276 4 роки тому +6

    I love how Munn's character just knows how to handle high-power firearms, as if the filmmakers were so excited to show a woman shooting that they forgot to reconcile it with her PROFESSION (biologist).

  • @rockerboyrage1609
    @rockerboyrage1609 6 років тому +13

    This was great! Have you seen MauLer's "The Predator: An Unbridled Rage" and Decker Shado's "The Predator Reaction/Review" ? Those are also fantastic. All three of you guys have convinced me not to see this pile of horse shit and saved me some money and maybe a tad bit of my sanity. Thank you!

  • @jacobjones-4811
    @jacobjones-4811 6 років тому +20

    This is one of the best reviews I've ever seen.😂

  • @skepticalbadger
    @skepticalbadger 6 років тому +5

    Stumbled upon your channel thanks to this video, and your Smack Talk series is absolutely hilarious. I haven't laughed this hard at a 'tube video since the early Plinkett reviews. Keep up the good work!

    • @VoxisProductions
      @VoxisProductions  6 років тому +2

      Thank you. More stuff is coming out this month =)

    • @skepticalbadger
      @skepticalbadger 6 років тому +2

      Can't wait! I am currently bingeing your whole back catalogue. I was listening last night whilst trying to get to sleep and a) it didn't help, too funny and b) I was silently laughing so hard that I woke my wife up and had to switch off :) Hope your health problems have improved somewhat. I also watched the biohacker documentary - very well made. By the way, I have never before refused to watch a movie, but The Predator is the first one. I may eventually watch it on telly, but I refuse to pay money for it. Especially as I saw the 30th anniversary re-release of the original and it was like watching it for the first time.

    • @VoxisProductions
      @VoxisProductions  6 років тому +2

      You're very kind. Fans like you are the reason I do this.

  • @sammathai761
    @sammathai761 6 років тому +17

    I do judge you, Professor Tosspot.
    And you are pretty good!

  • @whazzit223
    @whazzit223 5 років тому +3

    "oh, that's how she keeps getting movie roles" quick cut to casting couch. I love this channel.

  • @crazylazyfreddy
    @crazylazyfreddy 6 років тому +3

    Masterpiece of a review! Rarely see anything of this quality on youtube.

  • @axelm4164
    @axelm4164 6 років тому +30

    "Sweating like a blind lesbian in a fish market". LoL

  • @albusal
    @albusal 4 роки тому +8

    I've only just found this channel I've been pissing myself laughing all day

  • @Rikalonius
    @Rikalonius 6 років тому +7

    So great to have you back doing film review. I loved the review, as always. I want to add. I knew almost nothing about the movie other than it was coming. I never read anything or kept up with any spoiler information. All I know is I took one look at the last trailer and nearly vomited. The trailer told me everything I needed to know, and your awesome review just confirmed it. Well, off to watch Disobedience.

  • @son_of_caesar8908
    @son_of_caesar8908 4 роки тому +7

    "Sweating like a blind lesbian at a fish market" LMFAO!!!!! I subbed just for the appreciation of that one line! HAHAHAH!

  • @zebedie2
    @zebedie2 4 роки тому +12

    I liked Predator 2 personally especially when danny glover punches the camera man in the face at the same time as a "f*** you"

  • @orionhan2431
    @orionhan2431 6 років тому +17

    "Predator are juicing themselves on human DNA"
    ...a very gay image popped into my mind

    • @cartooncritique6625
      @cartooncritique6625 5 років тому +2

      That whole concept sounds more like a parody plot from an episode of "Futurama"! XD

  • @agentsmith2378
    @agentsmith2378 Рік тому +4

    These smacktalk vids are still hilairious in 2023 awesome work Vox.👏👏👏

  • @Askalaphos1
    @Askalaphos1 6 років тому +36

    Yeah! New Video from Voxis Productions. Evening is saved!

  • @moomyung9231
    @moomyung9231 2 роки тому +4

    I have a weird thing where if I'm stressed or sad my brain spouts random ridiculous perversions at me to make me laugh and feel better. Voxis also does this for me.

  • @SR-mm2ru
    @SR-mm2ru 6 років тому +46

    I watched the first. I watched this one. Start posting multiple platforms with everyone else. YT is garbage these days towards creators.

  • @Aenarion28
    @Aenarion28 6 років тому +9

    Thank you againnfor cheering me up professor.
    You really should post on other outlets to stop the UA-cam police from harassing you.

  • @jjkeyboards
    @jjkeyboards 5 років тому +2

    How have I gone this long without seeing this channel? The review is hilarious, well argued and brilliantly presented - amazing work!

  • @Idiotboxxx
    @Idiotboxxx 6 років тому +3

    Thank you you so much for the Dark Ages Predator tip. I am watching that immediately after this.
    Bell and subscribed, been watching for a while but just letting yall (you?) fantastic job with this and ty for a great channel

  • @bravovince3070
    @bravovince3070 6 років тому +2

    The new most underrated channel on UA-cam. Keep going, if all your content is this good, you will rise fast.

  • @appledroplarry
    @appledroplarry 4 роки тому +7

    Haha. "That predator over there", coming this summer.

    • @Warmaka
      @Warmaka 4 роки тому +2

      Hey look there's another
      PREDATOR

  • @daverage4729
    @daverage4729 6 років тому +4

    The Micheal Bolton/Alien thing at the end nearly gave me a hernia I laughed so hard. Class as always Professor.

  • @annehopper6072
    @annehopper6072 4 роки тому +4

    Fist it to its gall bladder! Hahaha...Gawd, I love this channel! The hot lezzie stuff should have been in the Predator to make it watchable. Thank you for another hilariously astute review. Two fists up!

  • @cediviannareeda4305
    @cediviannareeda4305 4 роки тому +4

    "The predator you know and love has been dumbed down, and is about as scary as a furby"
    Me: *instinctive screaming* _ahem_ sorry, that was unprofessional of me, what I meant to say was *louder screaming*

  • @dlbutters7164
    @dlbutters7164 6 років тому +28

    Hey, bro, another film that has uh... "great cinematography" is a french movie called 'Blue is the Warmest Color' (2013)... Full bush.
    *Cheers*

    • @jamessalvatore7054
      @jamessalvatore7054 6 років тому +2

      Such an overrated movie tho. Hugely.... overrated.

    • @luizfelipevbf5567
      @luizfelipevbf5567 5 років тому +2

      @@jamessalvatore7054 most people watch it for the lesbian sex. The sex scene is even on xvideos

    • @defencebangladesh4068
      @defencebangladesh4068 4 роки тому

      @@luizfelipevbf5567 yep
      that's it

    • @darwincity
      @darwincity 4 роки тому

      Fantastically long, though. Salo or the 120 Days of Sodom is shorter.

  • @flenz4574
    @flenz4574 4 роки тому +2

    I “Olmos” broke a rib laughing so hard.
    Thanks again Professor for making something so good hurt so bad...crud, is coughing blood bad?
    Good Day Sir!

  • @studio-stirko5596
    @studio-stirko5596 4 роки тому +9

    “The predator has been made about as scary as a furby”
    Do you have any idea how *little* that narrows it down?

  • @raymond942
    @raymond942 6 років тому +7

    “Sweating like a blind lesbian in a fish market”... 🤣

  • @RocketeerRaccoon
    @RocketeerRaccoon 6 років тому +17

    Yeah, that's the unfortunate truth about most Hollywood films nowadays, a lot of them have no respect towards classic IP's when they want to make a new remake or sequel. They are more like badly written fan fiction now than actual movies which is quite ironic since you mentioned Predator: Dark Ages which is an actual fan film but it's more like an actual Predator movie than this horrid trash film.
    And seriously, what the fuck were they thinking by having an autistic child be the next stage of Predator evolution?! What a load of bollocks! The last time I remember Predators hunted Humans for sport as a means to gain prestige within their own clan and they would only hunt Humans that actually pose a threat, that's why they don't kill pregnant woman because killing a child is dishonourable. This new "retcon" of Predators hunting Humans for our DNA makes absolutely no sense.

    • @RJLiams
      @RJLiams 6 років тому +1

      That was not a good film you recommended.

    • @RocketeerRaccoon
      @RocketeerRaccoon 6 років тому +1

      Oh fine, I'll take that film off... :p

    • @paulman34340
      @paulman34340 5 років тому +1

      Indeed the new hip thing is to pretty much erase all the good f****** lore, just to take a stab at being a hack writer that if it fails you destroy a great franchise, if it succeeds somehow then you'll claim it was all you. Poor Star Wars, mine is George Lucas it a good extended universe all those books all those plot lines gone in an instant f*** you Disney and f*** you Mickey Mouse for giving Lucas's secretary any power. Not like I care anyway as far as I'm concerned the sequel trilogy and any attempts to connected to the movies and retcon all the good s*** before can go f*** itself, as I retcon them. Nothing like a mine massive fan that I'll tell other people what to do. But that's as far as I'm believing at least, same with the alien franchise, predator's and Terminator, as far as I'm concerned none of those movies went past the second. In the case of alien, Alien 3 didn't happen, instead the real alien 3 was alien isolation

  • @FlippedHands
    @FlippedHands 6 років тому +3

    Your videos have consistently made me laugh out loud. Please keep up the great work. :)

  • @peterjohnson1332
    @peterjohnson1332 6 років тому +13

    Predator= movie magic
    The Predator=movie tragic

    • @frauleinhohenzollern
      @frauleinhohenzollern 2 роки тому

      Original LOTR trilogy = movie magic
      Hobbit trilogy = movie tragic

  • @miguelrobinson6631
    @miguelrobinson6631 6 років тому +1

    This is why I love this channel bro. U never fail on keeping up quality content for ur views...

  • @AntonSlavik111
    @AntonSlavik111 6 років тому +9

    In Predator 2 the Predator was taking meals in a meat locker so the cold cannot be a big issue.
    And also you have a race capable of interstellar travel but held off colonizing Earth because it was 10 degrees too cool what.
    I seen this on another vid i feel it sums up the Predators.
    The great, underrated first Predator mini-series was about The Predators finally being able to hunt above the equator due to climate change. But they have no interest in war or conquest and the minute it becomes a war with humanity they leave.

  • @JazzyUnderscoreTrumpeter
    @JazzyUnderscoreTrumpeter 6 років тому +2

    Holy CRAP! I forgot that you existed for a moment, and now I feel so bad...
    I'm just excited to see a new video!

  • @rearlafull2870
    @rearlafull2870 6 років тому +32

    any chance you could upload the banned version of the video on a pr0n site?

  • @dirtycrewman
    @dirtycrewman 3 роки тому +3

    I havent watsched any of these train wrecks but I love watching you and Drinker tear them apart.....

  • @davids736
    @davids736 2 роки тому +3

    And another Voxis video done..... are any of them NOT fucking brilliantly funny, sharp and totally on point? And I said I wouldn't mention it again, but I just have to - this man should have a million subscribers..... 👍👍🙂🙂❤❤

  • @stainedclassv0114
    @stainedclassv0114 Рік тому +2

    I had no idea I could decode and understand alien languages at the drop of the hat until I saw this sequel reboot or whatever it is. Jeez, the plot is so hilariously bad that I couldn't believe it was real until I saw it "legally". This video is one of the only saving graces to come out of this reboot, though, and hey, no matter what, we'll always have the original.

    • @johnnywoods5549
      @johnnywoods5549 11 місяців тому

      Based on your comment I take it that you're autistic, but you don't take offence to the shit flinger comment or him wanting to see a predator take on an autistic person?

  • @wingdinggasterfyoutubeforthis
    @wingdinggasterfyoutubeforthis 3 роки тому +4

    "Do you know how many german prostitutes will give you that treatment?" I love this line. New fetish indeed.

  • @sedevacante6591
    @sedevacante6591 6 років тому

    Holy shit man, I subscribed after one video today then have been binging your others. Where have you been all my UA-cam life? Touche' brother. I really do EL OH EL.

  • @chichiboypumpi
    @chichiboypumpi 6 років тому +9

    Yes the 1987 Predator is the only best if not definitive film in the franchise

    • @Davidofthelost
      @Davidofthelost 4 роки тому +2

      Predator 2 was decent change, but the stalker far away from civilization and was an Apex Hunter looking for worth prey was far better. But slowly it has been bled out and left to rot, like all the other classics turned to franchises and milked till there’s nothing.

  • @breadtm1044
    @breadtm1044 6 років тому +1

    As a 16 year old with minor autism I'm unusually glad you took on movie autism. I quite honestly never picked up on this in a movie before. Btw love your channel. Keep it up man!

  • @jakefrost7404
    @jakefrost7404 6 років тому +7

    *_A good mystery always trumps a lousy answer._* How many beloved franchises have to die before folks in Hollywould catch a clue?
    Oh, who am I kidding, Marie Antoinette hasn't got shit on their levels of cluelessness.

  • @SmokeymcJoint420
    @SmokeymcJoint420 6 років тому +1

    Just a tidbit of info. Shane Black also helped punch up the script for the original Predator.
    You pointing out Munn's inevitable blacklisting and calling out her plastic surgery at the end was spot on.

  • @TheGollddMAN
    @TheGollddMAN 6 років тому +4

    "Exposition Shitter 9000" LMAO!!

  • @Hanzilla75
    @Hanzilla75 6 років тому +1

    I bloody love your videos. This made me laugh so much. It is great to see a propper honest review that calls out Hollywood on their endless reams of shit. I hope you are getting propper treatment for the serious illness you are dealing with. Thank you so much for your determination and hard work.

  • @whitt-fitt8028
    @whitt-fitt8028 6 років тому +19

    As an “Auti” myself (we also like Aspy) I found the screaming shitflinger remark hilarious!! 👍👍

  • @ghostdog2041
    @ghostdog2041 5 років тому +2

    9:54
    I honestly laughed out loud. The timing, the delivery, the growl. All perfect.

  • @lentayotaysh
    @lentayotaysh 6 років тому +6

    You are my favorite dirty little puppet, who definitely isn't a Muppet!

  • @sickskoobie6768
    @sickskoobie6768 2 роки тому +1

    This review is so damn hilarious. The 2018 film is the only Predator film I haven't seen, but I kinda want to with how hilariously you're describing it.

  • @mikathomo391
    @mikathomo391 4 роки тому +3

    At 7:48 he makes this point.
    As an autistic boy myself I absolutely agree with the statement.
    I would personally like to see more realistic representations of autistic people from highly severe autistic to basically not having it.
    If you're wondering what I am it's 'moderately autistic' lucky I'm not severely autistic which is probably why I can empathize with people.
    And no I'm not good at maths that's just a stereotype.

    • @loganredding1621
      @loganredding1621 2 роки тому

      Yep. Well certain forms of autism like Asperger’s can result in slightly higher IQs, however this is only slightly. not only that but people with mild autism aren’t exactly geniuses, instead what happens is that we get so obsessed with a topic that we end up learning all that we can about it

  • @graveyardshiftfilms2076
    @graveyardshiftfilms2076 6 років тому +1

    This is Mr. Plinket level good fun. Brilliantly done. Pure comedy gold.

  • @juhorasimus
    @juhorasimus 6 років тому +3

    I loved the quips, but Predator 2 is way underrated. My favourite.

  • @tohe0602
    @tohe0602 6 років тому

    Ah, finally! Been checking back on here over the day to see if it got uploaded again. Didn't catch the original upload in time before it was taken down :D

  • @phlarb6505
    @phlarb6505 6 років тому +24

    If I was going to make a Pred movie: I would flip the script. I would have the movie open, looking just like the first movie. Show a
    Pred hunting a military team in the jungle. It attacks and you get your gory kills. Then another military team drops in to save the day with their own high-tech gear and takes the Pred out. Give the Humans an anti-pred force that has been successfully eliminating Predators when they show up and is a genuine threat to the Preds. How would the Preds respond? I'm just spit-balling, but the idea could have potential.

    • @ryanblacksmith8562
      @ryanblacksmith8562 6 років тому +2

      Phlarb seriously, I thought the same thing. It’s been like 30 years almost and we haven’t reverse engineered anything?

    • @predalien1413
      @predalien1413 6 років тому +2

      Dude that is just one part of Predator Concrete Jungle, spoiler alert the team die's at the and of a stronger Predator.

    • @phlarb6505
      @phlarb6505 6 років тому

      Forgive me, but is what you are referring to the fan film? I only recently heard of one, but the name rings a bell.

    • @predalien1413
      @predalien1413 6 років тому +1

      It is a video game that came out on April 15, 2005.

    • @dcanaday
      @dcanaday 6 років тому +2

      Predators would see it as a challenge and more would come to earth. These guys voluntarily mix it up with xenomorphs.

  • @arlaban22
    @arlaban22 6 років тому

    Your work is criminally underexposed, you are a genius I hope your subs go up. I have subscribed anyways and I will tell my friends and put the word about.

  • @kabukiwookie
    @kabukiwookie 6 років тому +16

    Yep. Yet another reboot... Getting pretty sick of them.

    • @starcrafter13terran
      @starcrafter13terran 3 роки тому

      Yes. Yet another reboot... Getting pretty sick of them. (I rebooted this comment. Where is my check hollywood?)

  • @CabbagePatchBstard
    @CabbagePatchBstard 6 років тому +1

    So glad you are back. Pure class. I nearly laughed up my lunch.
    PS. I hope you are healing.

  • @gabe_silver
    @gabe_silver 6 років тому +7

    dude #$%^ you're hilarious, keep em coming.

  • @Hk7762Tube
    @Hk7762Tube 2 роки тому +1

    Sooo they got the memo 📝 and called it "Pray". Well done professor!

  • @IronDragon-2143
    @IronDragon-2143 3 роки тому +3

    It's okay Professor.
    I had a porn addiction once too. Happens to the best of us.