My favorite spell in DnD. I'll never forget how I shattered the mind of a Goblin by telling him that I could see his tiny weeny through his loincloth. He just sat down and cried for the rest of the fight until I put him out of his misery.
One of the Vicious mockery casted against a caster in a group was "Your spell missed and was quick, is that why your girl is checking out [Paladin with 19 Cha]?". DM decided that we didn't need to come up with insults any more :/
I once used Vicious Mockery against a BBEG that had the DM and my party honestly struck silent for a few minutes. "you're so stupid that the mindflayers think your kingdom is uninhabited." Aka, so stupid it overshadows his entire kingdom
I once wrote a dis rap for my Kobold Bard's nat 20 Vicious Mockery. "Meepo on the scene with no fucks to give. Wanna step to Meepo? Roll initiative! Meepo got the rhymes and mad disses. Did [Paladin] teach you to rap? 'Cause all your shit misses!"
@@BardStrike it was funny as hell watching the lich suddenly have an existencial crisis about the origin of his imortality he was so distracted the rouge stole all his shit
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Because it's AI? Haha. It's pretty dystopian how the robots came first... not for manual labor... but for human creativity. As if to prove everything is nothing but a formula and 'art' is a delusion. A human conceit.
@@trustmeits610pm2gawddamn abominable intelligences deserve no mercy! But by Slaanesh they sound good lol still gotta stick them in bureaucratic roles and kick all those management jobs out
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My favorite spell in DnD. I'll never forget how I shattered the mind of a Goblin by telling him that I could see his tiny weeny through his loincloth. He just sat down and cried for the rest of the fight until I put him out of his misery.
You, sir, are evil
I, no joke, made a Bard character based solely around the concept of using Shakespearian Insults for Vicious Mockery.
That takes a good amount of dedication! And it's so cool 😎
I cast Vicious Mockery, Nat 20 let's go. *Bard starts playing this song*
🎵 You're short... 🎺
Your short!
Everybody says “Look how short that guy is.”
If there's a nat 20 when you cast Vicious Mockery, then it failed.
The strongest spell in all of D&D! It should have its own damage type. EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!!!
Steven He would agree and approve. This spell was designed to SEND YOU TO JEEEZZUS!!! (Brandishes a slipper)
Truthest truth!
One of the Vicious mockery casted against a caster in a group was "Your spell missed and was quick, is that why your girl is checking out [Paladin with 19 Cha]?". DM decided that we didn't need to come up with insults any more :/
I once used Vicious Mockery against a BBEG that had the DM and my party honestly struck silent for a few minutes.
"you're so stupid that the mindflayers think your kingdom is uninhabited." Aka, so stupid it overshadows his entire kingdom
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!
"you use the words of creation... To insult someone?"
"Basically."
"Respect."
Respect indeed 🫡
I once wrote a dis rap for my Kobold Bard's nat 20 Vicious Mockery. "Meepo on the scene with no fucks to give. Wanna step to Meepo? Roll initiative! Meepo got the rhymes and mad disses. Did [Paladin] teach you to rap? 'Cause all your shit misses!"
*raises a mug of ale to Meepo's razor-sharp tongue*
If there's a nat 20 when you cast Vicious Mockery, then it failed.
Next time I use vicious mockery I will think of this song
Goal achieved 👏
my bard to a lich: you where granted imortality because not even death wanted to deal with you
Imagine being an immortal being of absolute power and malice, and suddenly, a fcking bustard shows up and starts roasting you 🤣
@@BardStrike it was funny as hell watching the lich suddenly have an existencial crisis about the origin of his imortality he was so distracted the rouge stole all his shit
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Go on !!
@@katiahan That's the spirit! Just ask your DM for moreeeeee!!! You rock! 🔥🔥🔥
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Haaaah, I hate how good that sounds.
Because it's AI? Haha. It's pretty dystopian how the robots came first... not for manual labor... but for human creativity. As if to prove everything is nothing but a formula and 'art' is a delusion. A human conceit.
@@trustmeits610pm2gawddamn abominable intelligences deserve no mercy! But by Slaanesh they sound good lol still gotta stick them in bureaucratic roles and kick all those management jobs out
wither and bloom
That's a cool spell!!!
@@BardStrike i think woud be a cool song
The first two paragraphs could also work for seduction😝
Anything a bard says can be used for seduction 🤣
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If you ever make a song about Necromancers you could call it "When Life is the Problem" that or about Vecra. Or Orcus.
I already have a necromancer song in the making 😉