Can you go to the toilet in medieval armour? (and other funny stories)

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  • @Ironsix6six
    @Ironsix6six 3 роки тому +3164

    sleeping in armor is "A bad Knights sleep" lul

  • @SamBrickell
    @SamBrickell 2 роки тому +33

    The last time I pooped in armor they kicked me out of the museum.

  • @Martial-Mat
    @Martial-Mat 3 роки тому +1236

    If there's one thing Heath Ledger has taught me, it's that any old peasant kid can become a world-class jouster in a single comical montage.

    • @ModernKnight
      @ModernKnight  3 роки тому +408

      oh yes, lol, a decent weekend's training and you can be the best!

    • @hello7533
      @hello7533 3 роки тому +159

      @@ModernKnight clearly, this is only possible when the crowd drums 'we will rock you' in unison.

    • @ericwilliams1659
      @ericwilliams1659 3 роки тому +72

      I think you forget that an old poor hedge knight has to die first to bequeath the armor and horse first.
      Than the montage.

    • @stonewall01
      @stonewall01 3 роки тому +20

      And to joust without even wearing armor at all.

    • @Martial-Mat
      @Martial-Mat 3 роки тому +6

      @@ModernKnight ROFL!

  • @EcoCurious
    @EcoCurious 3 роки тому +67

    Jason 'Never been unhorsed' Kingsley. Nice flex :P

  • @AFatalPapercut
    @AFatalPapercut 3 роки тому +215

    I was stationed in Büdingen, Germany for a few years and one time I was walking around the main town area and could hear what sounded like someone crushing a ton of soda cans in the distance, or better yet, it sounded like someone swinging a trashbag full of sodacans against another trashbag full of sodacans. It was a rather loud, metallic, crunchy sound that echoed through the narrow streets. I walked around to the old medieval gate area in the town and realized the sound I was hearing was actually 4 or 5 dudes all in full armor re-enacting a fight. I instantly realized that if the armor of those 4-5 dudes were making that much noise, It would've been insanely loud with thousands of people doing it. And that was JUST the sound of the armor moving around, not hundreds of swords hitting, dudes yelling/screaming/cursing, etc. Just dudes reenacting, not an actual battle and it was still very very loud all things considered...I'm glad I got a pic of them, they looked sharp in their gear.

    • @ModernKnight
      @ModernKnight  3 роки тому +48

      wonderful story.

    • @stevencoardvenice
      @stevencoardvenice Рік тому +17

      The sounds of Iron arrowheads hitting the amor from hundreds or thousands of arrows during war was also extremely loud. Similar to the sound of a bullet hitting a metal target during practice. Tod's workshop channel has some simulation

    • @luthersmithers6052
      @luthersmithers6052 Рік тому +6

      Sounds like something you'd come across in Rothenburg. I was stationed in both Wurzberg and Ansbach and went out there a few times.
      Loved Rothenberg.

    • @assassinaria
      @assassinaria Рік тому +6

      Do you think they yelled? I've been in fights and neither of us peeped a word because we'd waste energy that way

    • @stevencoardvenice
      @stevencoardvenice Рік тому +4

      @@assassinaria lol I've never seen someone yell in 20 years of watching UFC!

  • @johnfitzalan3128
    @johnfitzalan3128 3 роки тому +193

    We did an event a few summers ago and we had to use cooking gloves to take peoples helmets off.

    • @virglibrsaglove
      @virglibrsaglove 3 роки тому +22

      Think how their poor heads must have felt.

    • @johnfitzalan3128
      @johnfitzalan3128 3 роки тому +19

      @@virglibrsaglove strangely it didn't really feel any hotter than any other day.

    • @ragnkja
      @ragnkja 3 роки тому +25

      @@virglibrsaglove
      I assume that the padding also worked as insulation against the heat.

    • @Seelenschmiede
      @Seelenschmiede 3 роки тому +38

      Since the heat inside isn't rising at an instant, you will not feel it as strong as the people suddenly touching the hot helmet. But it is hot in there, even with the padding, because at a certain point, the padding itself heats up too. The running sweat cools it off a bit, but damn, it is still hot. You are getting cooked slowly. And being exhausted, your brain will not recognise it as good as it normally would. Look at professional sportspeople: what gibberish they talk after large soccer sessions or something ike that: the brain get's less oxigen, is drowned in adrenalin and you are done. You will not recognise the heat as sever as it is. One moment fighting soldid, the next moment gone down thanks to overheating.
      And yes, wetting your garments is a thing and it helps extremely well.

    • @corazzinatanner498
      @corazzinatanner498 3 роки тому +11

      Yup. Not something ever thought about until my first SCA event. Quickly learned how to make a shady spot for my helmet by using my stick and shield.

  • @iweinjoos6694
    @iweinjoos6694 3 роки тому +619

    Alternative title: "Here, I answered them, now let me drink my ale in peace at a festival."

    • @isobellabrett
      @isobellabrett 3 роки тому +15

      Remind me, "What's a Festival?"

    • @johnree6106
      @johnree6106 3 роки тому +6

      What is this Ale you speak of

    • @dcarbs2979
      @dcarbs2979 3 роки тому +8

      @@johnree6106 Early ale was around in the 15th century, although not even close to beer as we know it today. Closer to water with berries and grass floating in it :-)

    • @johnree6106
      @johnree6106 3 роки тому +1

      @@dcarbs2979 It was a joke, but I would see him drinking Mead which is pretty good.

    • @isobellabrett
      @isobellabrett 3 роки тому +1

      @@johnree6106 one wld have thought that was pretty obvious, apparently not

  • @staceya5149
    @staceya5149 3 роки тому +713

    Videos like these are why I love this channel - as well researched as the medieval period is, you simply cannot get this kind of authentic detail through anything other than first-hand experience. Thank you so much for sharing your knowledge!

  • @metatronyt
    @metatronyt 3 роки тому +1119

    You look absolutely Stunning in your armour. My Milanese set Is finally on its way to my door. I'll porbabky Ask you a thing or two about proper maintenance, as I see your kit is still in Prestine conditions. Anyhow very very interesting practical answers from real experience. Loved It.

    • @ModernKnight
      @ModernKnight  3 роки тому +263

      Happy to help as you need. I have a couple of unusual ways of strapping this harness, mosty down to the needs of riding in it.

    • @davidpnewton
      @davidpnewton 3 роки тому +51

      I notice you've also got a convenient strap for attaching the microphone to as well.

    • @davidpnewton
      @davidpnewton 3 роки тому +33

      @@aduantas can't say I remember seeing that when I visited Bayeux. Plenty of arrows and dane axes and kite shields, but no wireless microphones for some reason.

    • @titanscerw
      @titanscerw 3 роки тому +29

      @@davidpnewton they tend to have been smaller back then for sure ... 😎👌🏻

    • @johnree6106
      @johnree6106 3 роки тому +16

      @@davidpnewton Well because we hid them pretty well
      Opps don't mind me there can be only one

  • @Quazi-Moto
    @Quazi-Moto 3 роки тому +40

    Fighting those old battles had to be a nightmare in and of itself. But fighting in one while also battling bubble guts HAD to be the ultimate in 'having a bad day.'

    • @viceb7
      @viceb7 7 місяців тому +9

      Dysentery warfare sounds absolutely awful

    • @marycanary86
      @marycanary86 2 дні тому

      what is it they said in GoT.. "they never mention the smell" or something like it. imagine it... yuckkkk

    • @Quazi-Moto
      @Quazi-Moto День тому +1

      @@marycanary86 If you're talking about the part I think you are, it was Robert Baratheon and Barristan Selmy talking about their first kills, when Robert said, _"They never tell you how they all shit themselves. They don't put that part in the songs._

  • @andrewkitzhaber4663
    @andrewkitzhaber4663 3 роки тому +516

    The debate over visor open vs visor closed has a modern parallel in the decision of tank crews to fight closed or open hatch. Closed hatch offers much more protection, especially from artillery, but at the same time, the additional situational awareness from the tank commander fighting out of the hatch can shave seconds off an engagement time or prevent the tank from going into a ditch.

    • @katydid5088
      @katydid5088 3 роки тому +31

      So then, we have an answer. The visor goes up for visabilty and long range scouting but down for close combat or full charges as a gallop. (Or arrow volleys. Rare as it was ,probably, getting an arrow shot from long range to the eye; an arkabus or bolt from a crossbow up close ought to do it.

    • @ThexXxXxOLOxXxXx
      @ThexXxXxOLOxXxXx 2 роки тому +10

      Tanks are so 20th century

    • @vgamuseum
      @vgamuseum 2 роки тому +10

      Well i guess that this was jousting helmet only and they took different type into real combat, where they needed to see more. Jousting was like highend sport, real battles was something much different. After all they had only one lance and after first attack they had to use another weapon (mace, warhammer etc)....as most lances were broken, or left behind in bodies of unlucky enemies...

    • @Mardion94
      @Mardion94 2 роки тому +19

      @@katydid5088 German Armoured Corps guy here, we generally only close the hatch in urban Ops and under Artillery Fire.

    • @thalassaer4137
      @thalassaer4137 2 роки тому +2

      Just make a tank with cameras instead of a hatch there are plenty of materials that can protect the cam albeit expensive but its war so who cares about expenses lmao

  • @diagorasofmelos4345
    @diagorasofmelos4345 3 роки тому +234

    I haven't worn armour in nearly a year and a half. I seriously miss the hobby; the rich atmosphere at festivals, the talks around the evening campfire, the battles, the entertainment, and so on. Here's to resuming it soon!

    • @eetfuk5699
      @eetfuk5699 3 роки тому +5

      How do you find the events?

  • @WookieChef
    @WookieChef 3 роки тому +129

    "The people with the worst view of the joust are the two jousters."
    Why is that so hilarious, haha.

    • @natehammar7353
      @natehammar7353 3 роки тому +19

      “Wonder if I won? I’m still on my horse, I think. So that is a good sign.”

    • @ragnkja
      @ragnkja 3 роки тому +8

      @@natehammar7353
      “I felt an impact through my lance, but not one hitting my body, and I’m still in my saddle, so I guess I did well.”

  • @nuvostef
    @nuvostef 3 роки тому +215

    Your torment at the...”hands” of a fly caused me to laugh, not only because of your description, but because once when in dress USAF uniform, bloused trousers, white boot laces, white ascot and gloves, and hands completely occupied holding the national ensign aloft, a fly chose that moment to land on my right eyeball. It then executed a loop and vanished from view right up my right nostril. Fortunately, a modest snort ejected the beast but he then landed on the left corner of my mouth, which was a bit distasteful and caused me to instinctively curl that side of my mouth inward and upward in a bizarre grimace. So there I am all spit ‘n polish with VIPs and generals and possibly the ghost of Curtis Lemay himself eyeballing us intensely, and I’ve got one eye squeezed shut, my lip all twisted out of anything like a normal expression, and it was at that moment that a crystal clear Technicolor mental image popped into my mind and I was convinced that everyone was staring at my Popeye The Sailor impression. 🤣 As always, I love your viddies and your channel. Thank you, sir. 🌹🤙🏼

    • @ModernKnight
      @ModernKnight  3 роки тому +43

      funny story, thanks for sharing!

    • @bassemb
      @bassemb 3 роки тому +25

      "I'm a bit of a pilot myself", said the fly as it executed a loop!

    • @hannanickell8950
      @hannanickell8950 3 роки тому +16

      Your description is so vivid!

    • @nuvostef
      @nuvostef 3 роки тому +10

      @@bassemb They’re insufferable wee aviators, innit? 😁

    • @nuvostef
      @nuvostef 3 роки тому +9

      @@hannanickell8950 Thank you, Hanna. 🌹

  • @adriansecord1369
    @adriansecord1369 Рік тому +17

    That description at the end of what a jousting hit would look and feel like from the jouster's viewpoint: fantastic. Thank you.

  • @mistahanansi2264
    @mistahanansi2264 3 роки тому +357

    I hope whoever writes those D&D and Pathfinder books are taking notes whenever this guy uploads a video.

    • @Arrek8585
      @Arrek8585 3 роки тому +43

      Pretty sure there was a D&D rule at some time; that if sleeping in armor you get a level of exhaustion. Most people didn't run it and I think it got dropped in the newer editions.

    • @mistahanansi2264
      @mistahanansi2264 3 роки тому +11

      @@Arrek8585 I’m aware of that one, but I just meant as far as overall information.

    • @yajurka
      @yajurka 3 роки тому +23

      @@Arrek8585 Yes, there was a feat which allowed you to sleep in armor i think. There were also rules about placing your armor on hastily.
      Though as in videogames, lots of realistic mechanics are being replaced by more action-driven mechanics. (i.e. much faster health regeneration).

    • @IIIRikaIII
      @IIIRikaIII 3 роки тому

      Rolebooks are already so heavy XD

    • @Barnabas64
      @Barnabas64 3 роки тому +13

      The ship has sailed 40 years ago to give a serious overhaul of D&D. People play D&D for the nostalgia and experience of playing D&D. Changing D&D to be true to life would be like changing Monopoly to be like real life real estate investing. It would change the game into something entirely different.
      What games should take note are the King Arthur Pendragon games or Paladin: Knights of Charlemagne. Those games are meant to actually simulate the experience of a historical medieval knight.

  • @stunningfreefall
    @stunningfreefall 3 роки тому +273

    "It gets incredibly cold in cold weather and incredibly hot in hot weather." Sounds like my apartment. 🥲

    • @FlyingAxblade_D20
      @FlyingAxblade_D20 3 роки тому +3

      LOL! wood stove time ? =)

    • @ghostcityshelton9378
      @ghostcityshelton9378 3 роки тому +1

      Sounds like my Hud Apt!
      I'm thinking about charging the Roaches rent !😅😄😃😂😁
      Ahhhhh it will be a fun day in court this summer !!! Playing 'dumb' and being 'dumb' are two different thin!!!👍😎

    • @FlyingAxblade_D20
      @FlyingAxblade_D20 3 роки тому

      @@ghostcityshelton9378 not ereading more...CROWHOUSE on LBTy duswwde, damn Im twashe
      hdfgr
      yeah, I''m msf hahhaha, even trying to spell zi ican't.
      SO YOU THINK?
      I RULE YOU!
      hehehe, it's sop up the milk fun using a paper towel to get your milk.

    • @Krshwunk
      @Krshwunk 3 роки тому +4

      Maybe your apartment is at least well armored.

    • @FlyingAxblade_D20
      @FlyingAxblade_D20 3 роки тому

      @@Krshwunk das rite! stumble traps & a a floor littered with Rottweiler nail clippings. =)
      I'm a mess. Only drunk once a day. Well sometimes twice on a day off.

  • @guilherme5094
    @guilherme5094 3 роки тому +47

    Finally the question about the toilet was answered. Thank you very much, sir.

    • @ModernKnight
      @ModernKnight  3 роки тому +15

      Happy to help

    • @Mike-oz4cv
      @Mike-oz4cv 3 роки тому +3

      I still have questions. Is he able to pull down his trousers all the way to the knees and sit down (or squat) to take a dump? Or can he only pull the front of his trousers down far enough to pee while standing?
      Or was the whole “yes you can go to the toilet in armor [and then talking about soldiers soiling themselves on the battlefield]” meant as “yes you can soil yourself in your armor because no, you can’t take your trousers off quickly”

    • @ragnkja
      @ragnkja 3 роки тому +3

      @@Mike-oz4cv
      Split hose (with a codpiece covering the groin by the 15th century) would allow a knight to relieve himself of “number one” without taking off the armour, but “number two” might be a problem, especially if it’s very urgent (like it would be in a case of dysentery).

  • @darkdrow66
    @darkdrow66 2 роки тому +16

    What I love about this channel is the way you go into specific details about various facets of medieval life that no one else thinks to talk about.

  • @serindas
    @serindas 3 роки тому +45

    The question about sleeping in armor I think come from some D&D players, because, at least in the old rule set, you can sleep in full plate, but you have some malus for it. About the heat, I can confirm that the heat here in sout Italy can cause you to pass out even with an incomplete set of armor. During a filming session wearing only the upper part of a plate armor (with no back plate) one of my colleagues passed out, and I've had also problems, despite being, at that time, really fit.
    Great video as usual, Jason and beautiful armor.

  • @michaelshort2388
    @michaelshort2388 3 роки тому +32

    "You heard the man, the king's too fat for his armor! Get the breastplate expander!"

  • @Logan-cn4fq
    @Logan-cn4fq 3 роки тому +47

    Cant wait for you to get 1 million subscribers for your amazing work in history

    • @ModernKnight
      @ModernKnight  3 роки тому +20

      maybe one day!

    • @ragnkja
      @ragnkja 3 роки тому +7

      @@ModernKnight 2/3 of the way there, except that such growth isn’t usually linear, so you’re pretty close.

  • @DukeOfKidderminster
    @DukeOfKidderminster 3 роки тому +593

    I’d have thought knight attacks would’ve been quite common in the middle ages.

    • @ModernKnight
      @ModernKnight  3 роки тому +179

      lol

    • @DukeOfKidderminster
      @DukeOfKidderminster 3 роки тому +68

      @@ModernKnight Oh, you meant **night** attacks! Yeah, that makes more sense…

    • @benjaminbrewer2569
      @benjaminbrewer2569 3 роки тому +22

      Groan

    • @SirFrederick
      @SirFrederick 3 роки тому +76

      You know why they called them the dark ages... They had a lot of knights

    • @carebear8762
      @carebear8762 3 роки тому +28

      Every true knight hired a drummer to follow them around to do rimshots after a joke.

  • @elainemacdonald6541
    @elainemacdonald6541 3 роки тому +68

    Jason, I've noticed that you personally reply to so many of the comments from your viewers, compared to other UA-camrs. It shows how much you appreciate your followers, and I bet folks are delighted to get a reply from you. I stumbled across you via the equestrian side of things, and whilst I had no particular interest in the medieval historical stuff, I have found your vids fascinating and have been subbed for a while now. Also, I like your followers, they're a great bunch and not horribly rude and confrontational like some I've seen on other sites. See a lot of humour in some comments and replies, and clearly a lot of knowledge out there too.

    • @ModernKnight
      @ModernKnight  3 роки тому +32

      i do try when i have a moment or two, glad you appreciate it. I enjoy interacting with supporters too.

  • @scouttyra
    @scouttyra 3 роки тому +23

    Heh. Your anecdote about the fly in the helmet reminds me of the time my stepfather had to drive with catpiss in his. He was a rally driver, and was going to a competition; he was slightly short on time so just grabbed his kit and went. Of course, when he went to put on his helmet, there was a moment of "oooof, the cat cot in here earlier", but he had to put it on and keep going.

    • @ModernKnight
      @ModernKnight  3 роки тому +5

      lol

    • @Chef_Alpo
      @Chef_Alpo Рік тому +2

      Cat piss always adds a memorable layer to any event, if not entirely overshadowing it and becoming the main event itself.

  • @charleston7717
    @charleston7717 3 роки тому +58

    Whenever I reenacted wearing chainmail and gambesons during the summer I would often get asked if it was warm to wear... While I was sweating profusely lol

    • @Seelenschmiede
      @Seelenschmiede 3 роки тому +16

      "No, I'm sweating out of anger that it isn't warmer!"

    • @charleston7717
      @charleston7717 3 роки тому

      @@Seelenschmiede haha 😂

  • @TobyVenables
    @TobyVenables 3 роки тому +435

    "Why didn't armies use gigantic magnets against knights?"

    • @APV878
      @APV878 3 роки тому +121

      I was once asked by a young boy if Knights used electricity, and if there was a risk of getting hit by lightning. I admit, the "did they use electricity" was a fantastic question and while I was trying to answer him, in my mind I had these epic visuals of knights blasting each other... ZAAAAP! Or, chasing each other around the castle zapping each other with static-electricity , rubbing themselves over the tapestries....

    • @kanrakucheese
      @kanrakucheese 3 роки тому +53

      @@APV878 Did you tell him about Faraday cages and explain electrical engineering far above his understanding?

    • @APV878
      @APV878 3 роки тому +26

      @@kanrakucheese Oh was that you? Sorry for the trauma ;D

    • @michellebyrom6551
      @michellebyrom6551 3 роки тому +7

      @@APV878 the original light sabres.

    • @Shrapnel82
      @Shrapnel82 3 роки тому +27

      They didn't understand magnets. According to the troubadours, the "Mad Jester Troupe":
      "Water, Conflagrations, Heavens, and Soil. Magnets be buggered! What deviltry enables them?"

  • @Martial-Mat
    @Martial-Mat 3 роки тому +205

    "I wear this for festivals and events sometimes and there are questions that I always get asked."
    Children at Pokemon festival "Mummy, why is that man wearing armour?"

    • @ericwilliams1659
      @ericwilliams1659 3 роки тому +41

      "are you headed for the mosh pit?" is another important question.

    • @Martial-Mat
      @Martial-Mat 3 роки тому +8

      @@ericwilliams1659 Ha ha

    • @zxbzxbzxb1
      @zxbzxbzxb1 3 роки тому +1

      It's worse for the stoned hippies at Glastonbury

    • @Martial-Mat
      @Martial-Mat 3 роки тому +1

      @@zxbzxbzxb1 lol

    • @RealRagnar816
      @RealRagnar816 3 роки тому +1

      Why would he be at a pokemon festival

  • @kinjiru731
    @kinjiru731 2 роки тому +12

    This was really interesting to learn so much about the restrictions that wearing such armor put on the wearer. Fascinating.

  • @The_Butler_Did_It
    @The_Butler_Did_It 2 роки тому +4

    Serious jousting injuries still happen, in 2011 a man named Peter Allen died in a jousting accident at Rockingham Castle when a lance shattered and a splinter went through the eye slot in his visor into his eye and pierced his brain.

  • @Ceannaire1
    @Ceannaire1 3 роки тому +64

    2-3 years waiting time for delivery - It’s the same with some courier companies today...

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 3 роки тому

      I recently did have something for work arrive by mail roughly 6 months late, and no one can explain what the hell happened to it.

  • @corwin32
    @corwin32 3 роки тому +52

    ‘Scuse me, Sir Geoffrey, can we delay the charge for a few minutes? I have to go to the little knight’s room.

    • @krdiaz8026
      @krdiaz8026 3 роки тому +1

      Just go where you are, why don't you? I already did. (Points at yellow puddle.)

  • @RAI-1911
    @RAI-1911 3 роки тому +62

    A fly in a helmet was quite interesting and funny story XD

    • @TDGCmote
      @TDGCmote 3 роки тому +1

      until it turns into fly popcorn

    • @RAI-1911
      @RAI-1911 3 роки тому

      XD

    • @quantumratio4311
      @quantumratio4311 3 роки тому

      better than a spider! I would go crazy and my horse would charge involuntarily, so only the will of god would decide the battle. xD

  • @jambutty2218
    @jambutty2218 2 роки тому +1

    It has crossed my mind when watching your show.

  • @The_Lone_Outlaw
    @The_Lone_Outlaw 3 роки тому +22

    Suddenly I realize that being a knights squire is shittier a job than I thought.

  • @garrick3727
    @garrick3727 3 роки тому +73

    If Jason rides around in front of the Queen wearing armour, maybe he will get leveled-up to KBE. He has a horse, he has the armour, he can joust - I mean, is anyone better qualified to be a Knight? Then he will be Sir Jason.

    • @ModernKnight
      @ModernKnight  3 роки тому +39

      lol, if I'm very lucky.

    • @EmperorSigismund
      @EmperorSigismund 3 роки тому +12

      But for some reason he still wouldn't be able to carry a sword around London. Apparently that would knife crime.

    • @16m49x3
      @16m49x3 3 роки тому +8

      @@EmperorSigismund You're not even allowed to bring a spoon with you in London...

    • @andrewsock6203
      @andrewsock6203 3 роки тому +2

      Then after a few years he would become pretentious and ignorant and we would all lose the Jason we love ❤️

    • @garrick3727
      @garrick3727 3 роки тому +11

      @@andrewsock6203 Since he's got as far as he has without that happening, I doubt it would. He has a mule. No pretentious person ever rode a mule.

  • @Colonel_Overkill
    @Colonel_Overkill 3 роки тому +218

    Modern armor, at least the heavier plate carriers suck just as bad to sleep in so the more things change the more they stay the same.

    • @jamesgraham1772
      @jamesgraham1772 3 роки тому +22

      Y’all probably have to sleep in it a lot more than they did back in the old days too.

    • @moreparrotsmoredereks2275
      @moreparrotsmoredereks2275 3 роки тому +27

      Modern helmets are good for sleeping in a 7 ton though. Pads the head so you don't get brain damage every time they hit a bump

    • @cuteshadow
      @cuteshadow 3 роки тому +20

      @@moreparrotsmoredereks2275 to be fair, medieval helmets were padded too.

    • @bernardobastos5996
      @bernardobastos5996 3 роки тому +7

      @@cuteshadow Yes, they were often padded on the inside. In addition you'd also have a coif.

    • @LeutnantJoker
      @LeutnantJoker 3 роки тому +21

      @@moreparrotsmoredereks2275 I can confirm that lol. Modern combat helmets are fantastic for sleeping en route in a vehicle :D I think everyone in uniform eventually learns to sleep in those weird positions. Helmet is great. You can lean your head against any steel part of the vehicle and not care :D

  • @carvenclabau2431
    @carvenclabau2431 3 роки тому +41

    History , and the people keeping it alive is really a wonderfull thing! thank you for another great video Knight Kingsley :D

  • @LordOwenLongstrider
    @LordOwenLongstrider 2 роки тому +17

    The armor getting hot when in hot weather was likely the reason we saw a lot of the earlier Crusaders wearing surcoats over their mail as it would help shield the metal mail from the Sun and keep it cooler, which I believe was adapted from the Middle Easterners wearing a similar garment to help cover their bodies in the harsh desert sun.

  • @tinymotogarage
    @tinymotogarage 2 роки тому +5

    Exceptional content for history buffs - really professional stuff.

  • @Mr_Bob84
    @Mr_Bob84 3 роки тому +40

    The last three minutes of the video made me wish to read such details in a book: "watch out, our master is approaching, but he can't see us from the horse!" or "damn, we should have attacked earlier. Now I'm charging with an annoying fly within my helmet!"

    • @azrani2023
      @azrani2023 2 роки тому +1

      Exactly why I'm watching, AND loving all of this channel. I write fantasy myself, in a medieval-like setting, and sincerely hope that at some point in my life I'm going to be able to impress someone that's reading my books with one of these details hahah

  • @sminthian
    @sminthian 3 роки тому +44

    I'm gonna start calling them thunderboxes, I've never heard that before (I'm guessing it's a British thing. In the USA they're called porta-potties).

    • @1IGG
      @1IGG 3 роки тому +7

      In german we use a similar word, translated to thunderpole (Donnerbalken)

    • @Furniture121
      @Furniture121 3 роки тому +1

      We always called them " blue rockets", or "rockets" in the Canadian military, likely due to the likelihood of being in one when a rocket attack would occur overseas...

    • @wulfriktheviking
      @wulfriktheviking 3 роки тому +10

      as quite often they are blue, like a famous doctors mode of transport, another favourite is 'Turdis'.

    • @scouttyra
      @scouttyra 3 роки тому +2

      In Swedish, one word for them is Baja Maja (baja means to poop, and Maja is a name, probably chosen because of the rhyme).
      In scouts we have the chant "Baja Maja Baja Maja usch usch usch, Baja Maja Baja Maja skiiiitbrraaa", which roughly translates as "porta potty porta potty yuck yuck yuck, porta potty porta potty daaamn good (also there's the fact that "skit" means "shit")

    • @MrPoupard
      @MrPoupard 3 роки тому +2

      It's aussie. Heard it years ago.

  • @sudstahgaming
    @sudstahgaming 3 роки тому +12

    king henry v died of heat exhaustion apparently combined with dissentry

  • @vilstef6988
    @vilstef6988 2 роки тому +5

    There is an Italian Renaissance portrait of a noble who had been grievously injured in a joust. It showed left profile and the bridge of his nose was notched and the description said he had lost his right eye. He was extremely lucky to have survived such an injury.

  • @funjuror
    @funjuror Рік тому +1

    I really like the clicking chunky sound it makes as you gesticulate.

  • @craigularr
    @craigularr 3 роки тому +33

    I had this dream of a warrior in armor... Some might say... It was a "knight-mare"...
    Thank you for the upload! Another AWESOME video offering great insight into the many facets of life in the medieval period!

  • @GravesRWFiA
    @GravesRWFiA 3 роки тому +95

    I've re-enacted the american revolution for nearly 30 years. We always get asked 'aren't you hot in that" was we wear waist coats, coats and bearskin hat. At the battle of monmouth in 1778 the heat was so high more men were dropped by heat than bullets.and that was just in wool coats.

    • @Cricket-zp6wi
      @Cricket-zp6wi 3 роки тому +2

      😵

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 3 роки тому +24

      Ive heard the same thing happened to some knights during battles, especially during the crusades when the poor bastards mostly wore wool. I can only imagine what it felt like with mail armor and wool gambeson in the middle of a Syrian summer.

    • @BlaBla-pf8mf
      @BlaBla-pf8mf 3 роки тому +9

      @@arthas640 mail armor doesn't trap heat. Those who could afford them wore aketons which like the name tells us, where made of cotton.

    • @capuchinosofia4771
      @capuchinosofia4771 3 роки тому +2

      That's amazing info! Thank you for sharing!

    • @WWZenaDo
      @WWZenaDo 3 роки тому +2

      @@BlaBla-pf8mf Cotton? During the crusades? What were the sources of the cotton, back then?

  • @Vennnaya
    @Vennnaya 3 роки тому +40

    Thank you Jason to you and all your team at Modern History TV. It truly is a delight to watch whatever you put out. I've learned more from you than i have from history classes in school. No Joke!

  • @TheVonhollan
    @TheVonhollan 3 роки тому +2

    lol As you talk i can listen to you clank away.. Very well done!

  • @mohammadtausifrafi8277
    @mohammadtausifrafi8277 3 роки тому +2

    Fabulous armor and armet with wrapper.

  • @ksavage8851
    @ksavage8851 3 роки тому +21

    Very interesting, thanks. Also thank God for children who will ask the questions we are all wanting to know 😄

  • @sirwi11iam
    @sirwi11iam 3 роки тому +39

    To be honest, it is quite noisy when i go to the toilet too.

    • @ModernKnight
      @ModernKnight  3 роки тому +21

      lol, I wondered if someone would say that!

    • @Ser-Smiley
      @Ser-Smiley 3 роки тому +6

      Hehehe. And i bet thats without armor. 😂

    • @saturdaysatan8981
      @saturdaysatan8981 3 роки тому +4

      I can say that too. And I'd guess there is no more need for details, am I right? lol

    • @lukasmarks6504
      @lukasmarks6504 3 роки тому +8

      Ah, I see. Another proud player of the white porcellain horn of Gondor 😉

    • @sirwi11iam
      @sirwi11iam 3 роки тому +3

      @@ModernKnight didn't take long did it, Jason? Haha I will grow up one day...

  • @katieorr2195
    @katieorr2195 3 роки тому +7

    Coming from someone who actually does this it means so much more. Didn’t know just how heavy armour could be!

  • @gerald4133
    @gerald4133 3 роки тому +1

    Very nice of you to demonstrate the armor & history of use.

  • @theoutsider675
    @theoutsider675 3 роки тому +5

    From quite literally walking in the shoes of those who came before, I'm very envious of your understanding of history.

  • @TekkaSage
    @TekkaSage 3 роки тому +33

    90 degrees in USA Florida... I could only wear my full plate for a few hours cause any direct sunlight would instantly start literally cooking.

    • @ragnkja
      @ragnkja 3 роки тому +3

      It might help to cover up the armour with a big cloak, but that sounds impractical for battle or jousting. I’m sure someone with practical experience could figure out a way to make battles on sunny days possible.

    • @jonnyitguy
      @jonnyitguy 3 роки тому +4

      @@ragnkja yeah. When your life is on the line people tend to get creative.

    • @Yora21
      @Yora21 3 роки тому +1

      Wearing partial armor and frying bacon on the back of your gauntlet while wearing it would be pretty boss.

  • @AVKnecht
    @AVKnecht 3 роки тому +35

    What always amazed me is this constant number of the battle weight. Roman legionaire, knight, modern soldier, they somehow always wear those 20 to 40 Kg of equipment, according to their wealth/skillset (or wealth of the state equipping them).

    • @samehedi
      @samehedi 3 роки тому +4

      well, our bodies haven't changed that much

    • @MichaelAlthauser
      @MichaelAlthauser 3 роки тому +5

      I've been binging a lot of Tod's Workshop videos and he's constantly mentioning this as well, that throughout history there seems to have been a certain weight of armor that you just don't go over.

    • @Yora21
      @Yora21 3 роки тому +14

      I think the calculation has always been "as much equipment as possible while you still can fight".

    • @JacopoSkydweller
      @JacopoSkydweller 3 роки тому +15

      One of my vet buddies talked about this. "everytime something gets lighter, then higher ups go "great, now you can carry some more shit.", it sucks."

    • @tobiasmccallum9697
      @tobiasmccallum9697 2 роки тому +1

      Well except the SAS etc lol. They train and do ops carrying absurd amounts of kit. But then again, they are specifically trained for it, and are at peak physical fitness with the help of modern nutrition and medicine. Like everyone has said, normal people haven't changed much

  • @paulprior9875
    @paulprior9875 3 роки тому +82

    I had a wasp fly into my motorbike helmet. Never panicked so much in my life but had to concentrate and pull over when it was safe to do so haha 😅

    • @TheMonkey747
      @TheMonkey747 3 роки тому +6

      My brother in law had a bumble bee get stuck in his nose while riding his Bagger. Said he snorted it out, I can't remember if he was stung.

    • @lordrewwot7336
      @lordrewwot7336 3 роки тому +8

      @@TheMonkey747 I don’t know anyone who ever got stung by a bumblebee. Probably because they do so rarely. I didn’t even know that they can until I read the Wikipedia article. But to be fair it’s quite possible that they would do so in this kind of situation. I would be scared too if I would be stuck in someone’s nose (Especially considering my size).

    • @TheMonkey747
      @TheMonkey747 3 роки тому +3

      @@lordrewwot7336 I'm pretty sure it didn't sting him, the bee was probably stunned from hitting a guy doing 60 and didn't have time to think before it was blown out. If it survived I wonder if it thought, "So that happened... but what did happen?"

    • @caroleecochard9123
      @caroleecochard9123 3 роки тому +1

      It also happened to me a few years ago... The challenge was to remain the helmet quickly but cautioulsy.

    • @ragnkja
      @ragnkja 3 роки тому

      @@lordrewwot7336
      Bumblebees are extremely easygoing, and if you get stung by one it’s because of something you did. I’ve only been stung by one once, because I accidentally stepped on it. In my defence, I wasn’t expecting there to be a bumblebee on the kitchen floor!

  • @deejayk5939
    @deejayk5939 4 місяці тому +1

    The engineering of that Armour is amazing to see, interesting to find out how it was developed, thank you!

  • @Zemnmez
    @Zemnmez 3 роки тому +4

    The way you answer questions always shows such genuine interest in the subject. Not an academic interest or financial, but a genuine interest and love of what the past may have been like. I feel most sources I read or watch on this period either try to glamorise, or make ridiculous life at this time, but your portrayal always has both: how great armour looks, and how it protects your life and limb, but also the little things that frustrate like the story of the fly or how you might go to the bathroom. These make the past seem much more alive with people like you or me, and it's something I really appreciate.

  • @kirkmorrison6131
    @kirkmorrison6131 3 роки тому +44

    My favorite 2 questions I was asked at a re-enactments were " Is that a real fire?" I had made it with a flint and steel, period. The other a baby was crying next to my spot "Is that a real baby?"

    • @ragnkja
      @ragnkja 3 роки тому +15

      As someone from a small village in northern Norway, someone asking “is that a real fire” baffles me. Building and lighting a good campfire was part of my childhood education, learnt before my age reached double digits.

    • @noctaqua1925
      @noctaqua1925 3 роки тому +8

      And "Is that real (insert any type of food)?". Also a classic one XD

    • @ragnkja
      @ragnkja 3 роки тому +1

      @@noctaqua1925
      Wouldn’t the smell of cooking make it somewhat obvious?

    • @noctaqua1925
      @noctaqua1925 3 роки тому +8

      @@ragnkja I would say yes, but it's a question that's asked suprisingly often. I have also heard a story from a friend, that they once had a person walking into their kitchen-tent, spitting into the cauldron and saying "You wouldn't have eaten that anyways.".

    • @kirkmorrison6131
      @kirkmorrison6131 3 роки тому +8

      @@noctaqua1925 True, I was asked that while eating oat cakes, while portraying a Jacobite soldier. It was my 3rd favorite question. My fourth was are those weapons real sword and musket.

  • @JoeyC777
    @JoeyC777 3 роки тому +9

    "There was a bold knight who swallowed a fly, I don't know why he swallowed the fly..." Perhaps?

  • @curtism-w6b
    @curtism-w6b 3 роки тому +48

    Fun fact: I can't think of many people who haven't went to the toilet on themselves in modern day combat. If you're lucky you can find cover and take a quick pee. But otherwise, wet pants. 😅 Never had a bad experience with #2, but I know a few people who have.

    • @TeaBurn
      @TeaBurn 3 роки тому +5

      I guess adult diapers would have been a lifesaver to take along.

    • @curtism-w6b
      @curtism-w6b 3 роки тому +2

      @@TeaBurn 😂

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 3 роки тому +8

      @@TeaBurn some professions do that too. I've known some linemen and drivers who've done that since they may be stuck away from a bathroom for hours and a soggy diaper is better then trying to discreetly pee in a bottle while your 30 feet above a freeway. I've heard pilots wear diapers if its a long flight (especially some fighter pilots can fly for 8+ hours)

    • @ragnkja
      @ragnkja 3 роки тому +7

      @@arthas640
      I know that “maximum absorbency garments” are used in human space flight on days when they’re in a suit rather than regular clothes, as it’s impossible to go to the bathroom when strapped in your seat for launch or landing, or when you’re wearing what is essentially a human-shaped one-person spacecraft. They don’t generally intend to use the MAG, but they’d much rather be wearing it and not need it, than need it and not be wearing it.

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 3 роки тому +4

      @@ragnkja I've talked to some drivers who have the same "rather have it and not need it then need it and not have it" attitude. I knew a trucker and tank driver who wore diapers on occasions (the trucker more because of traffic jams) because they couldn't leave their vehicles for long stretches

  • @brettyoss1693
    @brettyoss1693 3 роки тому +1

    Thunder boxes?!?! LOL I LOVE IT!!! I have never heard that terminology before.

  • @remainprofane7732
    @remainprofane7732 3 роки тому +1

    8:48 I can’t stop imagining the reverb of the wasp buzzing around the helmet. That’s hilarious

  • @Godwinsname
    @Godwinsname 3 роки тому +20

    Great stuff, love all the insight into the practical things. Your channel is awesome.

  • @dalentalas
    @dalentalas 3 роки тому +7

    Speaking of leaving armor out in the sun... A story from back in the early LARPing days in freshly post-Soviet Lithuania, there was an incident of an acquaintance of mine using his (makeshift) breastplate to fry eggs.

  • @Hin_Håle
    @Hin_Håle 3 роки тому +7

    Had an acting gig once where I wore an open helmet. We were performing on an outdoor stage in summertime and sometimes, during a scene, a f-ing wasp would fly into your helmet. Took a bit of concentration to stay in character, to put it mildly.

    • @16m49x3
      @16m49x3 3 роки тому +1

      Shoulda made it a part of the act

  • @joelk3187
    @joelk3187 3 роки тому +2

    This dude genuinely makes me excited to learn about history

  • @donttry319
    @donttry319 2 роки тому +2

    You should go to the grocery store and restaurants with that armor on, like it’s normal attire.

  • @Bildgesmythe
    @Bildgesmythe 3 роки тому +71

    The how do you scratch an itch would be the question foremost in my mind.

    • @ntscho_tschi1009
      @ntscho_tschi1009 3 роки тому +16

      As far as i'm aware you don't it is litrally impossible

    • @renepton8735
      @renepton8735 3 роки тому +25

      Just use your sword to scratch it

    • @RyanTheCreator
      @RyanTheCreator 3 роки тому +15

      Tis but a scratch!

    • @Chorochronchotor
      @Chorochronchotor 3 роки тому +8

      Just jump around a bit, the armor will scratch the itch for you;)

    • @itsapittie
      @itsapittie 3 роки тому +14

      I imagine it's like when you're gloved and gowned for surgery. There's nothing you can do so you just do your best to ignore the itch and press on. I'll bet when they took the armor off they enjoyed a good scratch, though.

  • @ADHDWOOHOO
    @ADHDWOOHOO 2 роки тому +3

    11:06 "But with the blast shield down, I can't even see! How am I supposed to fight?"

  • @Isaidwhatisaiddear
    @Isaidwhatisaiddear 2 роки тому +4

    I love getting answers to questions I never asked lol. I’m glad I stumbled across this channel, I’ve been watching these videos for 2 hours now.

  • @maxotat
    @maxotat Рік тому +1

    I have been enjoying your vids for over two weeks now. This is one time I’m glad for algorithms! I initially watched out of curiosity and a female bent towards knights in shining armor from my adolescent library, decades ago.
    I continue watching out of appreciation for the history, your horsemanship and authenticity in your tales. Thanks for sharing your interests and experiences.

  • @henryxu713
    @henryxu713 Рік тому +2

    That is a beautiful suit of armor, love your content!

  • @virglibrsaglove
    @virglibrsaglove 3 роки тому +4

    Thank you for the very nice video! 👍

  • @whirving
    @whirving 3 роки тому +7

    As an avid bicycle racer everyone had had a bee, hornet or wasp get into their helmet at one time. I had one in a race during a screaming high speed (40+mph) downhill. Pucker factor was high but I managed. I believe I have found a brother, but one with a much better helmet.

  • @APV878
    @APV878 3 роки тому +6

    "Thunderboxes" That is hilarious! "how heavy" and "can you pee" are certainly the most common questions (we) get. And the issue with leaving your armor in the sun for too long is a very real problem, and I learned this lesson the hard way in my first years of (Roman Legion) living history. I burned my fingertips at a particularly hot outdoors event. I took off the armor midday to "air it out" because I was sweating inside it so much because of how hot & humid it was. But what i find interesting is if you're wearing it, the sun & heat isn't "as bad" as it is when it's been left on a blanket getting a sun-tan. Although with (Roman) armor, there are more gaps so slightly better chance of "ventilation" compared to 15th century harness.

  • @raumfahreturschutze
    @raumfahreturschutze 2 роки тому +1

    A "thunderbox" ROFL I've never heard them called that, but that's hilarious!

  • @racheldoesacrylic4089
    @racheldoesacrylic4089 Рік тому +1

    A bladder infection in Victorian dresses bought me here .as in all those undergarments and skirts // it is so interesting to find out what people did in their clothes when there was alot or awkward //you are great at explaining all your blogs x

  • @17wolf359
    @17wolf359 3 роки тому +8

    The questions I get most often are "can I take a picture with you?", "isn't that hot?" and "how much does it weigh?". I get the picture question about every 5 feet I walk...so it takes forever to get anywhere, LOL! We live in Arizona so if we go to the renaissance fair early enough in the year, it is actually pretty cold in the armor, however it never gets hot, even on warm days (my bronze colored Spartan armor on the other hand gets extremely hot). As far as weight goes, with everything on including a chainmail hauberk and sword, it adds about 140 lbs to my 215 lb body weight...which is quite a workout when you wear it for 10 to 12 hours straight...if I'm not quite feeling up to that much additional weight, I switch to my crusader armor, which except for the helm is much lighter.

    • @Alizudo
      @Alizudo 2 роки тому

      Where in Arizona are you?
      Greetings from Tucson.

  • @antoinettehatchell2052
    @antoinettehatchell2052 3 роки тому +5

    Really enjoyed the lesson! Thank you! Great info! Excellent! Hope you will make a video with you and another Knight josting and go over the etiquette,rules, ect.

  • @yvettealford999
    @yvettealford999 2 роки тому +5

    Shockingingly informative. Terrifying what the options or alternatives would have been in medieval times. Gratitude for telling us every last detail that we would never think of otherwise. Gives us a different appreciation for Knights of old in real life battle & life after. Saw the movie The Last Duel recently & wished I knew all this before.

  • @kresimirzezelj8530
    @kresimirzezelj8530 2 роки тому +2

    This is such a phenomenal video!

  • @SPJCerv
    @SPJCerv 2 роки тому +1

    Such an insight, super grateful for this~!

  • @lyreparadox
    @lyreparadox 3 роки тому +5

    Funny, some of those vision problems in armor are shared by people who wear mascot-type costumes. They have to have someone lead them around and tell them what's nearby.

  • @Intranetusa
    @Intranetusa 3 роки тому +4

    Great video. I've read the Spanish conquistatdors abandoned their munitions plate armor in favor of indigenous fabric armors. I'd imagine plate armor became almost as dangerous to the wearer as enemy weapons in the sunny, hot, and humid jungle-like environments.

  • @ryand.3858
    @ryand.3858 3 роки тому +5

    I imagine the heat is why you always see depictions of Templar knights with a white cloak (I guess thats the term I’d use) over their gear. Granted it was centuries earlier but I think the same principle applies.

  • @iampsico
    @iampsico Рік тому +1

    I love your videos. It makes us live the history we learn and enjoy. Reading Cornwell after learning things from you is a whole new level of immersion.

  • @ren-uz2mz
    @ren-uz2mz Рік тому +1

    Wonderful teaching as always

  • @gwendal4165
    @gwendal4165 3 роки тому +5

    Excellent video ! It answered a lot of question I didn't even know I wanted to have answers to :D

  • @davidwong9230
    @davidwong9230 3 роки тому +5

    A fly in the helmet would be a real nuisance...it should be told to flea 🪰

  • @JesusVillalobos
    @JesusVillalobos 3 роки тому +10

    I expected armor to be heavy but 32 kilos? That blew my mind!

    • @Specter_1125
      @Specter_1125 3 роки тому +2

      That’s also the heavy end of plate armor. Many were as light as 20 kilos

    • @brandonwestfall3241
      @brandonwestfall3241 3 роки тому +5

      Since he uses it for jousting, i'd wager it's a fair bit heavier than what a medieval knight might wear on an actual battlefield

    • @ModernKnight
      @ModernKnight  3 роки тому +13

      MIlanese hrness is known for being particularly heavy. It's good cavalry armour though.

    • @JesusVillalobos
      @JesusVillalobos 3 роки тому +2

      @@brandonwestfall3241 That makes sense, most of the real weight will be carried by the horse

    • @JesusVillalobos
      @JesusVillalobos 3 роки тому

      @@ModernKnight It makes sense that cavalry armor would be heavier that infantry, since the weight would be mostly carried by the horse. Still, heavy!

  • @George9906
    @George9906 2 роки тому +2

    Asking the real questions!
    Liked & subscribed 👍

  • @wadejustanamerican1201
    @wadejustanamerican1201 3 роки тому

    Having an itch could be definitely maddening. Thank you for the video.

  • @AlexTheAverageKid
    @AlexTheAverageKid 3 роки тому +4

    once you see the lapel/lavalier microphone you can't unsee :') as a live events technician you've done a stellar job of getting it through the armour with the beltpack secured :D

  • @pekkamakela2566
    @pekkamakela2566 3 роки тому +16

    I had a fly inside my gas mask during my conscript service in Finnish army. I had left my glasses under the mask to see, since there was no tear gas in that exercise.

  • @Emperor_Atlantis
    @Emperor_Atlantis 3 роки тому +12

    Never really stood still that a armour could take several years to be completed.
    It makes sence though! These little facts are what I love the most about this channel.

    • @Specter_1125
      @Specter_1125 3 роки тому +6

      Depends when, where and how much customization you’d want. During the 15th and 16th centuries, some Milan armor companies could produce a munitions grade armor in a few days, but custom took longer. That said, it would still take weeks to months to ship it to whoever ordered it.

  • @j.c.r.m
    @j.c.r.m 3 роки тому +2

    My dear Jason, yesterday I was able to take my last exam in Medieval History at the university and I got a very good grade. Now, after having completed the subject, I started to see many of your videos and I really admire you, you are everything I would like to be.
    Your work is wonderful and it shows that you are a great person, a true Knight. The Middle Ages fascinate me, it always has. Throughout my time in college studying to be a history teacher, Medieval History has always been my favorite subject (and it is also the subject in which I have the best grades).
    I want to send you my best wishes and blessings dear Jason, and I hope you can continue to brighten our days with your videos and the curious information that you always bring.
    A warm greeting from Argentina!

    • @ModernKnight
      @ModernKnight  3 роки тому +2

      thanks and hello from foggy England

  • @sigitprabowo363
    @sigitprabowo363 2 роки тому +2

    I've watched so many films, series or even cartoons with medieval era as background, but this man has managed to answers my basic question about knights 😅😅😅😅

    • @RomaInvicta202
      @RomaInvicta202 Місяць тому

      Movies are made to entertain, he makes his videos to educate, largely based on his own experience which is really awesome for people like us, interested in the life in these times