Medieval Toilets: The awful truth!

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  • Опубліковано 26 лют 2021
  • How did medieval people go to the toilet and what did they do to dispose of their waste? Jason Kingley OBE, the Modern Knight discusses the dangerous and smelly past. #medieval #castle
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  • @ModernKnight
    @ModernKnight  3 роки тому +1744

    I was laughing far too much when presenting this video!

    • @HauptgefreiterB
      @HauptgefreiterB 3 роки тому +128

      Guess that explains the jump cuts

    • @Ser-Smiley
      @Ser-Smiley 3 роки тому +11

      😂

    • @sam08g16
      @sam08g16 3 роки тому +107

      You could release the full version, we'd certainly be quite entertained

    • @EphemeralObsequious
      @EphemeralObsequious 3 роки тому +52

      Totally should release the unedited version haha. I was also laughing at all the jump cuts lol. I love this channel so much, every video is such high quality content. I would love to see a video on the medieval use of rushes on floors!

    • @vaclav_fejt
      @vaclav_fejt 3 роки тому +54

      shits and giggles

  • @andrewsock6203
    @andrewsock6203 3 роки тому +692

    When you go the the toilet and people say “ don’t fall in” or “ I thought you fell in” must have been a serious consideration back then.

    • @karlez7664
      @karlez7664 3 роки тому +44

      Most likely because through the time wooden parts of toilets would rot and they would repair it only after it fully broke to save money XD

    • @khublaklonk4480
      @khublaklonk4480 3 роки тому +58

      I do recall hearing of an incident in, oh, about the early 17th century whereby a young lad went to the privy at night, the wooden plank over the pit had rotted, it broke and he fell in.
      Poor lad drowned.

    • @andrewsock6203
      @andrewsock6203 3 роки тому +19

      Shitty deal

    • @Espiel78
      @Espiel78 3 роки тому +63

      In 1950s Ohio, U.S.A, everyone I knew had plumbing. My Brother of about 12 years of age went to our neighbors' outing at grandfather's farm out in the sticks. His friend. " Buzzy " was a skinny kid as were most of us back then. He needed to go, and after a bit hadn't returned. My brother opened the door to hear him shrieking for help. He ran to the farm house and Buzzy was rescued from the pit. He'd simply fallen through, and was in a state! His clothes were burnt and he was hosed off in the yard. Later I asked him his worst recollection of that incident, and he just shuddered and said " SPIDERS"!

    • @EIHuevoCosmic
      @EIHuevoCosmic 3 роки тому +17

      In Wolrd War 1, soldiers often just sat on an improvised common sit which was basically just a couple of sticks, stuck their ass out and shat on a ditch. I remember watching a documentary about it and they told a story of a poor guy who was doing his bussiness when they sticks broke down and he fell into the ditch full of human waste. He got out, but considering how they spoke about scarcity of food, water, spare clothing and basic hygiene in the tenches I figure he couldn't wash himself properly after.

  • @Kijnn
    @Kijnn 3 роки тому +115

    An interesting little story: Erasmus von Luegg, a 15th century knight in modern Slovenina, was killed during a siege of Predjama castle by the Austrian army. He died on the toilet when the Austrian artillery fired at the garderobe.

    • @adriennedunne1748
      @adriennedunne1748 4 місяці тому +8

      When you've got to go, you've got to go

    • @hic_tus
      @hic_tus 3 місяці тому

      a story in my country says "don't do like uncle sheep, he died taking a shit"🤣

    • @LazykidsWorld
      @LazykidsWorld 2 місяці тому

      And this is how the modern Erasmus program of European student exchange came to be? 😮😅

  • @vilevagrant4632
    @vilevagrant4632 3 роки тому +86

    It's absolutely precious how Jason is trying to remain polite.

    • @CrizzyEyes
      @CrizzyEyes 2 роки тому +8

      And then he gives up halfway through and starts saying "shit" anyway.

  • @danieltaylor5231
    @danieltaylor5231 3 роки тому +879

    Medieval taunt at the Joust " Your castle has skidmarks!"

  • @tisucitisin1
    @tisucitisin1 3 роки тому +1898

    It's funny to see how many jump cuts are in this video compared to others, probably Jason was either laughing a lot or saying innapropriate stuff for UA-cam. I would like to see unedited version of this video :D

    • @sunte91
      @sunte91 3 роки тому +70

      Haha 😂 I was also thinking something along what you wrote. Have a like👍🏻

    • @lucyelstonsoprano
      @lucyelstonsoprano 3 роки тому +16

      Same!

    • @blackdragonburn470
      @blackdragonburn470 3 роки тому +87

      I love his videos, but so many cuts almost made it too jarring to watch.

    • @xianxiii3029
      @xianxiii3029 3 роки тому +86

      His on the toilet doing his business, so he edited out everytime he drops one.

    • @InvisibleJiuJitsu
      @InvisibleJiuJitsu 3 роки тому +9

      hard cut

  • @steamboatmodel
    @steamboatmodel 3 роки тому +146

    As a teen (I am in my 70s now) I worked at a recreation site the had swimming, boat rentals, and had a dance hall and picnic grounds. People were often commenting on how green the grass was in the picnic grounds. If they only knew, all the toilets went into a septic tank, which we emptied every Friday morning. The procedure was you pulled the cover off the pit, walked out on the 6"x6" beam and dropped a hose down into the pit. The drop was about 8' and the beam you were standing on quickly got quite slippery. The muck was pumped up the hose into a tank truck, which when full went out and spread it on the grounds. If you were the unlucky person that held the hose in the pit you had to be very careful or you ended up in the pit sometimes over your head, you then had to climb out using a ladder lowered down to you. So I can relate to what the gung farmers had to deal with.

    • @berilsevvalbekret772
      @berilsevvalbekret772 2 роки тому +9

      I am so sorry.

    • @debbylou5729
      @debbylou5729 11 місяців тому +6

      Im the same age as you and THAT’S illegal and always has been

    • @steamboatmodel
      @steamboatmodel 11 місяців тому +9

      @@debbylou5729 Yup it probably was/is, but the owner did not care, he was never fine. I notice that the site is no longer there it is all just grass and beach no buildings. I asked around and was told it burned down years bacck, they did not know when.

    • @StuartAnderson-xl4bo
      @StuartAnderson-xl4bo 4 місяці тому

      Nonsense that's untrue hunan waste was never dealt with like that since way back in the past. You lie sir.

    • @keithlynch3169
      @keithlynch3169 Місяць тому

      Health and safety was totally different in those days. As a young man working in construction in the 70s and 80s, the number of accidents and near accidents Ive witnessed or been involved with was incredible. Luckily, i had rubber bones back in those days.

  • @HellfireCignus
    @HellfireCignus Рік тому +237

    They used the urine of a red headed boy to quench swords in back then because it added the soul steal ability to the sword. This enchantment added +2 soul steal which gives the wielder 10% of the damage caused, back as life. So that is why it was so highly prized. Hope this helps!

    • @RoodiniCats
      @RoodiniCats Рік тому +1

      Lol

    • @thesparkypilot
      @thesparkypilot 7 місяців тому

      😂

    • @lebawsski
      @lebawsski 3 місяці тому

      I see what you did there.

    • @ConservativeGrouch
      @ConservativeGrouch 2 місяці тому +2

      I can understand the need to save urine for "cleaning" and steel quenching back then. It would be wasteful to let such an opportunity trickle through one's fingers.

  • @gwmitchell1980
    @gwmitchell1980 3 роки тому +506

    It's Saturday evening and I'd far rather be watching Modern History talking about medieval toilets than the utter crap that's on telly. 👍🏻

  • @ThreadbareInc
    @ThreadbareInc 3 роки тому +487

    There's a reason tanneries were typically kept far away from the wealthier parts of town. Between all the excrement and decaying animal parts, they managed to concentrate every terrible smell into one location.

    • @Pottan23
      @Pottan23 3 роки тому +51

      And downwind and downstream from villages

    • @fakehistoryhunter
      @fakehistoryhunter 3 роки тому +77

      In several places they were forced outside the town boundaries.
      Medieval people didn't have different noses, they too just didn't want stink :)

    • @peoplethesedaysberetarded
      @peoplethesedaysberetarded 3 роки тому +25

      Yep. Tony Robinson did a great video about this on his “The Worst Jobs in History” series.

    • @MadManchou
      @MadManchou 3 роки тому +47

      If you've ever been to a "modern" traditional tannery or dyery (is it a word?), you'll know the stench doesn't require any contribution from human waste to make your eye turn (my personal exposure was in Morocco).

    • @bubonicmouse2623
      @bubonicmouse2623 3 роки тому +27

      I wonder medieval people thought they were dangerous places likely to make you sick , since they believed miasmas caused diseases

  • @maureenpirone6234
    @maureenpirone6234 3 роки тому +38

    WE lived in Japan in 1953-54 . Both the homes and even the department stores had open pits that you had to squat over . The waste was collected in large buckets and carried on "honey carts" and then spread over the fields to fertilize the crops. As a child I was afraid of falling in and asked my Mom to hold my hand ..

    • @debbiecurtis4021
      @debbiecurtis4021 5 місяців тому

      Was the waste taken away by the burakumin?

    • @karenk2409
      @karenk2409 4 місяці тому +3

      I was there at that time too! The country smelled like human poop because they used it in the fields, as some countries still do today. I definitely remember squatting over a porcelain frame over an open pit; it was terrifying to my little American self. The department stores transitioned to flush toilets, but still in the floor.

  • @metatronyt
    @metatronyt 3 роки тому +508

    What a fun video to Watch, thank you for making It. I've enjoyed every second of It

    • @ModernKnight
      @ModernKnight  3 роки тому +101

      thanks! i was laughing so hard! great to adventure with you the other day too!

    • @samurai8698
      @samurai8698 3 роки тому +16

      Audi, noble one!

    • @Trapsarentgay133
      @Trapsarentgay133 3 роки тому +2

      Salve citizen

    • @notthebeaver1532
      @notthebeaver1532 3 роки тому +2

      The Metatron

    • @WinstonVanCoon
      @WinstonVanCoon 2 роки тому

      @@notthebeaver1532 Hello, I understand your desire not to be confused with beavers. Every detailed memory about coming across a beaver will be carried with me to the flames of death's incinerator. Beavers are just messy, I can't say it politely. So being we're two kindred spirits do you mind telling me a little about, The Metatron?

  • @cyqry
    @cyqry 3 роки тому +278

    "What was called piss at the time"
    We really haven't ventured far from our medieval ancestors, have we?

    • @TheGeekyHippie
      @TheGeekyHippie 3 роки тому +22

      no shit😎

    • @user-rd1hd3ww1b
      @user-rd1hd3ww1b 3 роки тому +20

      pisx, cocx, shix, fucx are all very old words.

    • @stevetaylor8698
      @stevetaylor8698 3 роки тому +19

      Piss was a perfectly ordinary word to use until Victorian times, during which it gradually became considered course/vulgar language.

    • @barrysmith4674
      @barrysmith4674 3 роки тому

      Ship High In Transit..........is that an actual truth ?

    • @cyqry
      @cyqry 3 роки тому +1

      @Drukstylz That's Victorian sensibilities for you.

  • @CompleteAnimation
    @CompleteAnimation 3 роки тому +596

    I'm surprised you're able to find the time to be a medieval historian, Medieval Martial Arts fighter, horse rider/trainer, and CEO of a video game studio all at the same time. I bet you rarely have a dull day!

    • @ModernKnight
      @ModernKnight  3 роки тому +435

      lol, I do keep busy. Still working now and it's 10pm here in England, and I started at 7am!

    • @CrinosAD
      @CrinosAD 3 роки тому +109

      @@ModernKnight I know that doing what you love allow one to do more before burning out, but do take care of yourself!

    • @Misericorde9
      @Misericorde9 3 роки тому +49

      @@ModernKnight For six days do all that you are able; the seventh the same and clean out the stable.

    • @philipwebb960
      @philipwebb960 3 роки тому +16

      @@ModernKnight That's the nice thing about being the boss: you get to stay as late as you want.

    • @JCSmooth
      @JCSmooth 3 роки тому +5

      I was pretty much saying the same thing. Living a medieval life but is a CEO of a video game studio. Makes sense. So, you’re telling me if I live a medieval life, I’ll eventually be a CEO of a company and make madd $$$? Makes sense. If only it worked like that BACK then. 😝😝😝😝

  • @alanbayman7729
    @alanbayman7729 3 роки тому +28

    A local school busted a sewage line that was leaking into the pond of a nearby park. No one knew about it for a few years. But in those few years that pond and the surrounding greenery became the lushest and greenest it had ever been, with insects and small game teeming around it.
    I imagine a medieval castles moat where sewage runs into it would have a similar effect.

    • @paulinelarson465
      @paulinelarson465 2 роки тому +2

      @Watch: "Europa: the last battle" | For our sake. Some actual, home sewage treatment systems use a septic tank to pretreat the "stuff", into a slurry, which then transfers to a very marshy area, with many filtering plants, which then slowly flows into a pond, covered in floating plants, as almost pure water. System has a name that I don't remember.

    • @Skorpychan
      @Skorpychan Рік тому +6

      Reedbed systems do that nowadays. The solids end up in a septic tank, but waste water ends up in a pond full of plants, that has to be mown down occasionally to keep them growing.
      It works fine, until the drains clog up in a heatwave and it doesn't get enough water to flush the system properly.
      Or people use antibacterial soap, or dump too much acid down the sinks.

  • @karlg5680
    @karlg5680 3 роки тому +94

    When talking of attacking castles and having to go through moats just gave me flash backs of Afghan. We often patrolled through the ditches (to avoid IED's) that the locals often used to relieve themselves in, it was common to see a floater drift by. All the bit worse when it was waist deep (I always laughed at the shorter guys who were chest deep, they dared not breathe in too hard as one floated past!) Having experienced that though, I'm not to sure I'd want to wade through a moat!

    • @johnhenry4844
      @johnhenry4844 3 роки тому +36

      Bet the recruiters didn’t tell you about that

    • @katydid5088
      @katydid5088 2 роки тому +6

      Oh sweet mercy. My grandma grew up in a region that's only just getting their plumbing and infrastructure in shape.
      They had a guy pulling up night soil from the local privies or if you were poor (or had lots of kids) you lower someone down the hole and clean it out. Relatively speaking taking a shit in the river is actually a major convenience, even though everyone knows it's not healthy or safe. It's their version of littering with a lot more direct negative impacts to human health.

    • @cheshire4856
      @cheshire4856 2 роки тому +1

      Oof, I would ask if they at least furnished you with waders, but I already know the answer. I get that war is hell and all but that crosses a line.

    • @LapinPete
      @LapinPete 2 роки тому +4

      One could say you were in some deep shit.

    • @KayPrescesky
      @KayPrescesky 3 дні тому

      I. am. so. sorry! Thank you for your service and sacrifice. But I am dying of laughter!

  • @trogdor8764
    @trogdor8764 3 роки тому +552

    "So, how DO you go to toilet in medieval times?"
    *Title sequence begins, heroic music plays while Jason charges across a field on a horse*
    Mm, I don't think a horse is strictly necessary... Unless your toilet is really far away, I guess.

    • @margarethughes3763
      @margarethughes3763 3 роки тому +72

      He had a curry the night before.

    • @notsurt
      @notsurt 3 роки тому +16

      Or if you're really compacted you might need to draw it out with a team of horses.

    • @johnree6106
      @johnree6106 3 роки тому +16

      Well you wouldn't want to shit near your house

    • @DonPeyote420
      @DonPeyote420 3 роки тому +14

      I mean, sometimes you gotta get there ASAP

    • @monicatombers4543
      @monicatombers4543 3 роки тому +14

      Supposedly, today the most common reason police are given for speeding is that the driver needed to get to a toilet.

  • @benjamindover2601
    @benjamindover2601 3 роки тому +360

    So you’re telling me to attack a medieval castle I’d have to swim across a river of human shit, on second thought, you can keep your castle.

    • @philipmalaby8172
      @philipmalaby8172 3 роки тому +36

      Yeah kinda makes you wonder if it’s worth it

    • @brandonfoley7519
      @brandonfoley7519 3 роки тому +8

      Just like the three striped cucumber beetles
      They shit all over themselves
      I still squish them

    • @brandonfoley7519
      @brandonfoley7519 3 роки тому

      Just like the three striped cucumber beetles
      They shit all over themselves
      I still squish them

    • @Finraen
      @Finraen 3 роки тому +38

      Those months-long sieges suddenly make a lot more sense. I always just thought they were cowards.

    • @RedmarKerkhof
      @RedmarKerkhof 3 роки тому +7

      tis a silly place

  • @gourmand3
    @gourmand3 3 роки тому +23

    I always enjoy watching videos about hygiene and sanitation. Media set in medieval or fantasy always ignore such things, always having clean and beautiful towns and cities. It always made me wonder what it would've been like if those characters actually needed to take a dump

    • @ModernKnight
      @ModernKnight  3 роки тому +8

      A couple of people have told me it's inspired them to do a D&D adventure in a different way.

  • @smcc360
    @smcc360 3 роки тому +109

    The more I learn about history, the more I'm astonished that anyone survived long enough to write it.

    • @chucknutly3290
      @chucknutly3290 2 роки тому +19

      I still do my toilets this way, it's more peaceful outside. I don't bury it though, I pick it up and throw it at my garden wall. It's becoming quite a piece of art in my opinion. My neighbours aren't as fond of it as me but there's no law that stops me from doing it I've checked, if they don't like it they can move. Good luck selling that house though I'm always at it even on Christmas, especially at Christmas. Christmas poos tend to be some of my bigger jobs. Can't wait for Christmas, so much to add to the wall.

    • @nancya.nelson5810
      @nancya.nelson5810 Рік тому +1

      Haha

    • @Concise_Parakeet
      @Concise_Parakeet Рік тому +1

      @@chucknutly3290 LMFAO. 😭💀

    • @chucknutly3290
      @chucknutly3290 Рік тому +4

      @@Concise_Parakeet I'm actually doing a portrait of rishi sunak with it. I plan every meal out to give me the right colour and consistency. I think the portrait actually looks better than the man himself. I've got it under an awning so the rain doesn't wash it away. I plan to show it to him in person when he's finished being prime minister so I can really highlight exactly how I feel about him and the way I view him in my minds eye. Because I'm Banksy im sure it'll sell but that's not why I'm doing it, I'm doing it for Rishi and Rishi alone, he deserves more out of life in my opinion and it's the general public that owes it to him. I want him to know how much we all appreciate his very existence.

  • @billmiller4972
    @billmiller4972 3 роки тому +306

    "but, and it is a big but"
    Don't try to tell me this pun was unintended.

    • @F1ghteR41
      @F1ghteR41 3 роки тому +16

      Matt Easton influence right there.

    • @1337fraggzb00N
      @1337fraggzb00N 3 роки тому +3

      He likes big buts and he can not lie
      You other brothers can't deny
      **ba dum tss**

    • @hidalgokaballiero
      @hidalgokaballiero 3 роки тому +2

      been scrollin' for this :D

  • @litigioussociety4249
    @litigioussociety4249 3 роки тому +293

    Medieval advertising: "Ginger piss will quench your steel."

    • @Finraen
      @Finraen 3 роки тому +23

      “This? THIS my friend is the finest steel around! By some accounts quenched in ginger piss ten times over! Just the sight of it will send your foes fleeing with terror and leave them full of envy!”

    • @redcrow4533
      @redcrow4533 3 роки тому +9

      @@Finraen if you can forge the weapons I can provide the piss. We’ll be rich

    • @morismateljan6458
      @morismateljan6458 3 роки тому +6

      On of my best friends is ginger and if he needs to goo to the loo, he'll always go home. He says his smells are extremely pungent.

    • @darnstewart
      @darnstewart 3 роки тому +1

      We'll have to ask Alec Steel

    • @1337fraggzb00N
      @1337fraggzb00N 3 роки тому

      @@Finraen "And that's not all! When you buy now, I will give you this fine pair of scissors and a funny doormat for free!"

  • @sageemerald7685
    @sageemerald7685 3 роки тому +76

    I feel like Monty Python missed some truly golden and brown opportunities.

    • @OldMusicFan83
      @OldMusicFan83 3 роки тому +11

      “Oh, look a king. How do you know he’s a king? Because he’s not all covered in sh!t like the rest of us.”

    • @adreabrooks11
      @adreabrooks11 3 роки тому +5

      "Ooo, Dennis! There's some lovely filth down here!" *flop!*

    • @OldMusicFan83
      @OldMusicFan83 3 роки тому

      @@adreabrooks11 ha ha!

    • @--M--1111
      @--M--1111 3 місяці тому

      AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @laplumedemaat6374
    @laplumedemaat6374 3 роки тому +21

    Fun fact : The English word "gardarobe" comes from the French "garde robe" (the pronunciation is almost identical). Literally, it means "the one to whom one entrusts his gown". Thus, the servant who, while his master is busy with his business, keeps his gown. The expression, although little used, remained in French "se présenter à la garde robe" which means: to go to the toilet.

  • @aesopstortoise
    @aesopstortoise 3 роки тому +351

    In days of old
    When knights were bold
    And toilets weren't invented,
    A man dug a hole
    In the middle of the road
    And sat there quite contented.

    • @MasterDrewboy
      @MasterDrewboy 3 роки тому +8

      You know the condom version of this rhyme?

    • @sirlongshanksthelongshank8786
      @sirlongshanksthelongshank8786 3 роки тому +22

      And here I was lying bedded
      watching something on my phone.
      Reading something someone commented,
      some genius who tickled my funny bone!

    • @aesopstortoise
      @aesopstortoise 3 роки тому +14

      @@sirlongshanksthelongshank8786 Alas I cannot claim credit for this rhyme. I learnt it as a child some 50 years ago.

    • @aesopstortoise
      @aesopstortoise 3 роки тому +4

      @@MasterDrewboy No, I don't, would you care to enlighten me? That is, if some disapproving algorithm allows. You could always blankety-blank any rude bits.

    • @MasterDrewboy
      @MasterDrewboy 3 роки тому +20

      @@aesopstortoise
      As I been told
      In days of old
      When knights were bold
      Before condoms were invented
      Men put their c”“k in a sock
      And babies were prevented
      I didn’t make it up

  • @Miki112xD
    @Miki112xD 3 роки тому +117

    Literally everyone did this yet nobody wants to talk about it, even though is actually significant for common living

    • @niclasjohansson5992
      @niclasjohansson5992 3 роки тому +7

      @ゴロゴロ yes it does if we want to better understand their experiences

    • @Miki112xD
      @Miki112xD 3 роки тому +5

      @ゴロゴロ So in the end we agree, because I meant talking about toilet habits in the past, not sharing that you shat a massive turd just this morning ;)

    • @Bluecho4
      @Bluecho4 3 роки тому +5

      That's _why_ it wasn't talked about. It was such a ubiquitous aspect of daily life, it didn't merit much discussion, let alone documentation.

  • @MichaelClark-bd2sw
    @MichaelClark-bd2sw 3 роки тому +33

    You’re right, it is perplexing that a castle lord would take the time and money to whitewash his castle, only to have poo stains on it. Garderobes also seem like a really expensive addition to a castle when a bucket and a servant could accomplish the same task. It makes me wonder if garderobes were originally used as a means of disposing of human waste during a siege. That way you could throw out the waste safely and not worry about getting an arrow in the chest at the same time. As time progressed they may have evolved into more of a luxury item so you didn’t always have to do your business in your bedroom.

    • @CrizzyEyes
      @CrizzyEyes 2 роки тому +4

      There is really a simple answer to any nonsensical use of money throughout history, which is to flaunt your wealth to everyone else. Yes, my castle gets covered in shit stains and I have it whitewashed monthly, what's it to you?

    • @zimzimph
      @zimzimph 10 місяців тому +1

      Installing a garderobe once might be expensive, but think of all the time saved by not having a servant to throw away shit all day. Instead it'll just fall down into the moat, passively upgrading your moat

  • @MatthewCaunsfield
    @MatthewCaunsfield 3 роки тому +10

    I always understood that in medieval castles the hanging of one's clothes above the ammonia-filled waste pits overnight was standard practise, not just an occasional use. They kept your clothes (robes) free of lice, hence the name "garde-robe"
    Of course, you would need to add herbs like lavender to remove the smell the morning after - but that's the root of the word "laundry" (the letters V and U were interchangeable)

    • @gaelstrarai
      @gaelstrarai 2 роки тому +2

      Interesting!! I'd never heard that before!

  • @natmorse-noland9133
    @natmorse-noland9133 3 роки тому +77

    When I was younger I lived for a time at a wilderness survival school that had no flush toilets. The policy there was that you peed in the woods, and you pooped in the outhouse. Turns out that human poop doesn't smell nearly as strong or as bad when it isn't mixed with pee and is allowed to dry out. So the outhouse, which also had decent ventilation, actually wasn't bad at all.

    • @ragnkja
      @ragnkja 3 роки тому +10

      That’s the idea behind separation toilets as well, and it works way better than non-separating bio-toilets.

    • @KryssLaBryn
      @KryssLaBryn 3 роки тому +11

      One gets used to the smell of them as well (as someone who spent a lot of time around outhouses). And if one spends enough time around rotting human excrement, it ends up, one loses the ability to smell it (although one can still tell the ammonia is there).

    • @CrizzyEyes
      @CrizzyEyes 2 роки тому +9

      I had a very similar experience. There are things you can dump on "the pile" as well to reduce the smell very significantly. Lime was used in the outhouse I went to and it was quite bearable. The most annoying part was the rough wooden seat and the flies.

    • @jasbails9857
      @jasbails9857 Рік тому +1

      Thank you for using "myriad" correctly

    • @kaffeesturm77
      @kaffeesturm77 Рік тому +3

      I had this experience too, it was on a holiday tripto Portugal. The pee was mixed with very little water and pipes led it to an grass area, where it seeped away. The "poop-outhouse" didnt smell, because it was a high wooden construction (2-3 meters) so solid stuff felt down, it was dry and mixed up with sawdust. So it smelled like sawdust^^. But if you eat very healthy, your poop don`t gonna smell at all. I was surprised how good it works and i think its a good thing to use our solid stuff as fertilizer instead of making a smelly broth out of it.

  • @susanlangley4294
    @susanlangley4294 3 роки тому +147

    Excepting the smell, stale urine has myriad uses through history. In addition to the leather working and laundry referenced in the video, there are uses as mordants in dyeing and in medicine (legitimate versus some of the quackery) among others. The joy of being an archaeologist is excavating latrines because the preservation is often so good and also dealing with historic textiles.

    • @monicatombers4543
      @monicatombers4543 3 роки тому +8

      Have you ever had the opportunity to excavate in that area of a castle moat? I remember being told, that one summer was so hot that the fire department had to bring in water to fill the moat. Just like in Venice, the concern was that the lack of water would undermine the structure of the water-castle.
      Besides fabric, I wonder how much jewelry, daggers, and small trinkets might have fallen down there.

    • @susanlangley4294
      @susanlangley4294 3 роки тому +33

      @@monicatombers4543 I’ve excavated latrines at historic fortresses and they are amazing stores of information. The loss of buttons, even underwear buttons could lead to a flogging so finding flat bones like ribs with button blanks cut out was common. A lot of finds were prohibited items like alcohol bottles or quack medicine. Food remnants are well preserved in foeces and urine soaked soil to the level of egg shells and strawberry seeds. Occasionally one finds things like an entire jacket’s worth of expensive brass buttons with regimental markings...you can imagine if one is flogged for the loss of an underwear button what happens for these; would love to know the story behind it. Fragments of dishes with cut marks tend to indicate officers’ use as they received chops and scour or swirl patterns tend to indicate enlisted men as they generally received stews (all these sites much later than the Medieval period so apologies for waxing on).

    • @monicatombers4543
      @monicatombers4543 3 роки тому +8

      Wax on! I am now following your channel. It is the knowledge of our past and application of “what if” thinking that results in faster and better solutions today!

    • @betsyross9301
      @betsyross9301 3 роки тому

      Absolutely

    • @redcrow4533
      @redcrow4533 3 роки тому +1

      That’s actually really cool

  • @katseyeview9354
    @katseyeview9354 3 роки тому +4

    when I was very little, our farm house did not have an indoor toilet. We had a pump in the kitchen, and another in the yard. Our outhouse had a bushel of sawdust, that once your business was finished, you would toss in one cupful
    for urine, and two for poo...

  • @zoroasper9759
    @zoroasper9759 2 роки тому +7

    In Siracusa, very ancient city in Sicily that gave life to the likes of Archimedes, there's a 13th century castle constructed by emperor Friedrich II, grandson of Barbarossa. This castle lays on the tip of the island of Ortigia, surrounded by the sea. When visiting it I remember seeing the bathroom was just a hole that led directly to the water underneath, very convenient!

  • @fuferito
    @fuferito 3 роки тому +132

    08:56
    Jason is so meticulous that he's even hired a trained fly to participate on the topic.

    • @AnneAndersonFoxiepaws
      @AnneAndersonFoxiepaws 3 роки тому +1

      Yes! are you the only other person who noticed it...I think he edited it in because its huge!

    • @montestout1006
      @montestout1006 3 роки тому +3

      That's funny

    • @pfg72
      @pfg72 2 роки тому +6

      I saw it too! And it did two fly-bys for good measure! It was a bit of a lens hog, if you ask me...

  • @jnorth3341
    @jnorth3341 3 роки тому +70

    The storage and selling of liquid waste is also where the expression "too poor to have a pot to piss in" comes from.

    • @SuperFunkmachine
      @SuperFunkmachine 3 роки тому +10

      Later when gunpowder an the makeing of saltpeter heaps came in there was a legal piss taker, the saltpeter master would come an insist that you find something to piss in an keep it for him to collect.
      And yes it's your pot an your cart that he'll use to haul it away, you'll get the cart back at some point...

    • @annamae859
      @annamae859 3 роки тому +4

      I think you are combining two separate sayings, being 'piss poor' and 'not having a pot to piss in'.

    • @cathyjacobs1042
      @cathyjacobs1042 3 роки тому +2

      @@annamae859 nah it's true. That's where the term came from. Ppl living in hovels rarely had implements

    • @Bagledog5000
      @Bagledog5000 3 роки тому +5

      @@annamae859
      The expression I always heard was, " to poor to have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of."

    • @movinon1242
      @movinon1242 3 роки тому +7

      If you'you're too poor to have a pot to piss in, you have to get out of your home in the middle of the night to go pee outside somewhere. I don't think the phrase was in reference to one's inability to capitalize on the pee's resale value.
      In fact, I don't think anyone on the route was ever paid for their piss and night soil ( though the collector/ reseller obviously got paid eventually for reselling it refined and in bunk) the individual village dweller simply appreciated the fact that there was someone coming round to collect it. But the collection of waste by hand, with horse and cart, ceased well over 200 years ago. So I don't know if the expression and the industry coincided.

  • @avengeMyBrokenLamp
    @avengeMyBrokenLamp 3 роки тому +11

    They have somewhat recently discovered that the set of genes that causes hair to be red also affects they way certain metabolic processes happen within, usually most notable through a unique scent they give off from their skin reacting to perfumes. It could be that another affect of that metabolic adaptation caused their piss to be really good at quenching?

  • @skyborne80
    @skyborne80 3 роки тому +11

    Wow, filthy rich is just a term I took for granted! If it has its origins in late medieval human waste collection, that's really enlightening! Every episode of Modern History TV, it seems, I learn something cool. Thanks again for a great video Mr. Kingsley 👍🏻

  • @refusist
    @refusist 3 роки тому +75

    we do have a "pissing alley" (Pisserenden) here in Copenhagen

    • @ModernKnight
      @ModernKnight  3 роки тому +39

      brilliant!

    • @alexandravladmets8206
      @alexandravladmets8206 3 роки тому +3

      Not just an alley...a whole area!

    • @AggelosKyriou
      @AggelosKyriou 3 роки тому +9

      In Athens, Greece there was a stream called "Χεζοπόταμος", "Shit-stream". Obviously it was covered over.

    • @refusist
      @refusist 3 роки тому +3

      @@AggelosKyriou yeah as said in the vid these kinda areas are everywhere. It'll be fun when we're allowed to travel again to maybe visit all these "shitty" places
      that'll be a cool topic for some travel youtuber in the future maybe
      Actually thats a great idea "travelling to the "crappiest" places in europe (or whereever)"

    • @lindatisue733
      @lindatisue733 3 роки тому +6

      Wish the Swedish pisserenden weren't the tunnelbanna hiss, (subway elevators)

  • @JokeeGA5
    @JokeeGA5 3 роки тому +86

    Oooh! Is that why in Kingdom Come: Deliverance the tanner's son was called Reeky, and when you ask the NPCs about it, they say something like "what, you mean besides that he's a tanner?"
    Also I enjoyed the gymnastics you had to do to avoid the word shit :D amazing :D

    • @CrizzyEyes
      @CrizzyEyes 2 роки тому +4

      That game has incredible attention to detail and is more "true to life" than any medieval RPG I've ever played. After reading Franz Schmidt's diary, a famous executioner from late medieval Germany, an offhand line I heard one of the characters say about "the executioner lives outside of town, which is proper as I'm sure you know" suddenly made a lot of sense. The only thing that bothered me slightly was the fact that, while it does try to portray everyone as religious (as they definitely were), they use God's name in vain way too frequently. I believe people used euphemisms quite frequently, and saying "Jesus Christ!" as a swear was almost as bad then as dropping an F-bomb is today.

    • @Skorpychan
      @Skorpychan Рік тому +1

      Praise the lord, Henry's come to town!

  • @angeliner59
    @angeliner59 3 роки тому +10

    While visiting the Mozart House in Vienna, I was informed by one of the people working there, that the alley at the back on which you look out on from the house has not changed since the time that Mozart lived there. He also informed me, that it used to be called Shit alley. It had its name change to something more appetising and is now called Blutgasse which means Blood alley.
    Also for urine to be used as a cleaner of stains in clothing it needs to be airated for 2 weeks.

  • @azrani2023
    @azrani2023 2 роки тому +8

    Dear Jason, I just discovered your channel, and it has enlightened me so much. Thank you a lot for your entertaining and endearing way of delivering knowledge I'd never even heard of before. Listening to you is so much fun! Keep on doing your great work!

  • @dcarbs2979
    @dcarbs2979 3 роки тому +40

    I recently found out there was a 14th century law (in London at least), regarding how far away your cesspit had to be away from you neighbour's fence - and how frequently it was emptied. 2 1/2 feet for covered pits, 3 1/2 feet for uncovered ones. Enacted as a result of the plague.
    Lewes Castle's garderobes are still easily accessible. The chute is an 18" alcove with stained glass windows in a corner of what is used today as the dressing up room for school trips. Kids get to play knights and courtiers.

  • @hermenegildakociubinska6665
    @hermenegildakociubinska6665 3 роки тому +67

    Fun fact: on my visit in Malbork castle I learnt that the Teutonic Knights residing there used wilted cabbage leaves as toilet paper. I have been tempted to try it out ever since...

    • @JonnyInfinite
      @JonnyInfinite 3 роки тому +39

      I'm avoiding vegetable trays and salad bowls at your house..

    • @damianich4824
      @damianich4824 3 роки тому +18

      If you do try it don't flush the cabbage leaves down the toilet lol

    • @Ser-Smiley
      @Ser-Smiley 3 роки тому +7

      Do try it and tell us later wether its effective or not. 😂

    • @G4LCTC
      @G4LCTC 3 роки тому +1

      Is seasoning required? 🤔

    • @motagrad2836
      @motagrad2836 2 роки тому +4

      Sounds much better than dried oak leaves, shucked corn cobs, or the shiney pages from the Sears catalog that were typically all that were left after Christmas

  • @deuceschinagirl
    @deuceschinagirl 3 роки тому +19

    I’m afraid I had a rather difficult time keeping a straight face while watching this video. I live across the pond in the USA. A few years ago, I was visiting friends in New York City and we ate at a British style pub in Brooklyn. One of the table had pictures of street signs in England with derogatory names on them. I wondered lots of times what inspired those street names and after hearing your explanation, it make perfect sense! 😂

  • @davidherbst
    @davidherbst 3 роки тому +12

    In the late Middle Ages, the French developed a process to increase the quality of gunpowder that involved wetting the mix, preferably with urine. Bishops’ urine was considered the best. As I understand it, this process is still sometimes referred to as “bishoping”.

  • @stevena488
    @stevena488 3 роки тому +25

    I find it most fascinating that thieves stealing people's urine is where we got the idiom "Are you taking the piss?" Or "piss-taker".
    And from what I understand, that MAY have been where the idea of Londons streets "Paved with Gold" got its metaphor from, because I'm fairly certain Londons sanitation wasn't exactly the greatest with faeces probably in the street, but if you worked in sanitation, it's essentially a gold mine.
    Brilliant video!

  • @Ninjaananas
    @Ninjaananas 3 роки тому +59

    Proper toilets are really important. Many people in poor regions die each year because they don't have access to clean toilets.

    • @ishitrealbad3039
      @ishitrealbad3039 3 роки тому +9

      in other words India where in some areas people still shit on the streets.

    • @BlackMasterRoshi
      @BlackMasterRoshi 3 роки тому +8

      "don't have access to" = can't even be bothered to attempt basic sanitation systems or repair the ones they already have.

    • @Ninjaananas
      @Ninjaananas 3 роки тому +7

      @@ishitrealbad3039
      India has some huge hygene problems. Partly because of some cultural practices.

    • @Ninjaananas
      @Ninjaananas 3 роки тому +1

      @Don't like it??? Your fucking problem !!!
      There is some religion to it like with bathing in the Ganges or charnel grounds(especially bad), which also were often near to rivers. They have some religious practices that just are not hygenic. But it also goes beyond that.

    • @myparceltape1169
      @myparceltape1169 3 роки тому

      Even although the liquid can be used as a source of Phosphorus.

  • @brandyweems8326
    @brandyweems8326 3 роки тому +3

    lol....my mother had a slop jar,thats what we call it in the south...kept it under the bed,and disposed of in the morning, she did that until high-school in the 70s.....yes,lots of people in the south rural areas didn't get inside plumbing until the 70s....crazy when you think about it....

  • @Beryllahawk
    @Beryllahawk 3 роки тому +6

    Some years ago I was shown a film version of the Decameron (which for those who may not know, is the Italian equivalent to the Canterbury Tales in a way, a collection of short stories set within a larger narrative frame...though in the case of the Decameron that frame is a bunch of nobles fleeing the Black Plague...). Anyway, one of the stories involves a wealthy but not-too-bright young man getting taken in by unscrupulous sorts, and in the course of the various shenanigans, he falls through the wooden bench part of an interior garderobe type room (I don't know what the proper term might have been, since he was in a town and not in a castle). This fall dropped him right into the muck. At the time I was most confused because it seemed like all that human waste was just being allowed to fill up a spot in the alley behind the houses, rather than being a "proper" cess pit - but after listening to your explanation I can see that it was far more likely to have been a purpose built sort of alcove, and that it would not be out of the question for such a pit to NOT be cleaned out frequently. In the film they were not at all shy about making it obvious that this pit was waist deep on an adult man. Gross!!! (The story had a "good" ending, the guy eventually made it out of the town and recovered his fortune. Sort of. It was weird.)
    And I had heard of midden heaps and cess pits and so forth, being the fan of high fantasy and adventure novels that I am. I very vividly recall a Fiona Patton novel in which those garderobes were in fact turned against the inhabitants of a castle under siege, via the thoroughly horrifying method of collecting some of the mess onto cloths and then sending a pair of younger fighters to sneak in and wipe those cloths on every single metal drinking vessel in the kitchens. Talk about biological warfare...
    The detail about moats - especially at Bodiam - was very pleasing to me actually. Many years ago, I had a tabletop group (D&D) who somehow managed to capture and tame a plant monster, and set it to live in the moat of the half ruined castle they were then exploring (and later on, living in and rebuilding). The moat looked completely filled in, until a foe walked across the lush green grass and got himself eaten. But! One of my player was a huge "medieval nerd" (his own words) and pointed out that the castle garderobes could handily keep the creature fed when the castle WASN'T under attack. He too went on at length about Bodiam's covered garderobes, haha!

  • @charleston7717
    @charleston7717 3 роки тому +94

    Sitting on the toilet watching a video about toilets. Let's go!

  • @acesul8811
    @acesul8811 3 роки тому +38

    Amazing that two thousand years after Romans had functioning baths and sewage systems my ancestors were lugging a bucket of nightshite to the local shitepile. If human civilization falls it will be because we stopped paying the plumbers.

    • @bcase5328
      @bcase5328 3 роки тому +7

      After sewage processing and the (John Snow) awareness of the importance of water sources came about, disease rates dropped.

    • @monicatombers4543
      @monicatombers4543 3 роки тому +2

      My first two considerations, when the pandemic started, safe water and sewers.

    • @blakeprocter5818
      @blakeprocter5818 3 роки тому +6

      That could be a whole series Jason could cover in and of itself. Technology that existed in antiquity that was not carried over to the middle ages.

    • @hetrodoxly1203
      @hetrodoxly1203 3 роки тому +1

      Where did the Roman poo go?

    • @unnamedchannel1237
      @unnamedchannel1237 3 роки тому +2

      @@hetrodoxly1203 mouths of slaves

  • @jamespurser3752
    @jamespurser3752 2 місяці тому +2

    I love your videos! As an amateur historian and film student I love how you blend entertainment and history. However this is the last time I randomly flick through your videos while eating breakfast 😅
    Great video poor timing on my part!

  • @johnday6392
    @johnday6392 3 місяці тому +2

    I am an old man. when i was a small boy in the 40's of the last century, we had a toilet shed down the garden and we did our
    functions into a big hole dug into the ground under the raised toilet seat. Every year my Great Grandfather used to dig it out and spread it
    over the vegetable garden and dig it in. One of my fondest memories of my youth is of the delicious vegetables served up at our dinner table!

  • @mahna_mahna
    @mahna_mahna 3 роки тому +13

    I find that when you go further back in history, the more mundane things are at least as fascinating as the more high profile ones. They're the details that help us really mentally transport ourselves into that time, living like any regular person would. Thanks for painting us a vivid picture, Jason. :D

  • @yes0r787
    @yes0r787 3 роки тому +17

    We've got it so easy and comfy these days, thank you for the timely reminder 💛.

    • @chengkuoklee5734
      @chengkuoklee5734 3 роки тому +2

      I agree, we have been taking modern technologies & convenience of granted.

  • @astrasillage
    @astrasillage 3 роки тому +11

    When I was little, about 8 years old, my grandma took me to vacation at her sister's house far in the countryside, in a tiny village. She didn't have any electricity or water in the house, so when we had to go, we used a bucket inside for small business (it was emptied after) and an outhouse for big business. The outhouse was unfortunately on the other side of the chicken pen and I got attacked by a rooster one time. :'D My grandma and great aunty made rooster soup the next day...
    I'm so interested to learn how people did things before our lives were made so comfortable. It can be very useful.

  • @johnvanegmond1812
    @johnvanegmond1812 3 роки тому +12

    "Filthy rich." A friend of mine was at a public function and saw a fellow servicing porto potties. Thought to himself, "What a nasty job." Was in traffic later and recognized the fellow driving a Mercedes. Thought to himself again, "Guess it's not all bad."

    • @Skorpychan
      @Skorpychan Рік тому +1

      It's ended up in names in Europe, too. There's a 'Crapper & Sons landfill' in britain, for example.
      My employers test samples for their compost, and I've managed not to snicker at their name over the phone so far.

    • @johnvanegmond1812
      @johnvanegmond1812 Рік тому

      @@Skorpychan "So far." Hahaha!

  • @nikosoukkala2648
    @nikosoukkala2648 3 роки тому +30

    Could you imagine if there was an alley in London or any other city in England called "Pissing alley", and there would be a shop called "Pisswater" which sells only cheap American beer...

    • @thekinginyellow1744
      @thekinginyellow1744 3 роки тому

      As an American, I am deeply offended that I didn't think of that joke!

    • @metalmark9276
      @metalmark9276 3 роки тому

      Passing alley in the City of London, was originally called Pissing alley.

  • @edi9892
    @edi9892 3 роки тому +9

    What many people forget is that there was no shy-pooping. Most of these places had no doors!

  • @Pax.Alotin
    @Pax.Alotin 2 місяці тому +1

    Growing up in the bush in Australia - many old farms had an outside thunderbox.
    The thing is - the seat was literally over a box that was first given a good layer of ash from the fire.
    There was also a bucket with small trowel supplied. That too was filled with ash from the previous night's fire.
    That ash would be used to cover the waste. The added advantage being it kept down the smell as well as the blowflies.

  • @wilsonov87
    @wilsonov87 2 роки тому +2

    this is quite random but I appreciate how you have done the cuts in this, so many creators just use a hard transition and incorrect timing in between words and it's very jarring, but with this soft transition and your excellent placement of cut, the flow of your speech has been preserved. If I wasn't watching the screen I wouldn't even know there were cuts. Thank you, good job! Also interesting video thank you!! 💩

  • @NobodyWhatsoever
    @NobodyWhatsoever 3 роки тому +21

    So some things never change: The condition of the facilities can suggest the quality of the establishment lol

  • @Berilith
    @Berilith 3 роки тому +64

    here we go learning about medieval lifestyles again. lets gooo

    • @zerovalon6243
      @zerovalon6243 3 роки тому

      Would you rather have Miss Frizzle? 😂

  • @Freakyjohnsson1
    @Freakyjohnsson1 2 роки тому +3

    My neighbor recently talked to me about how life was when he was a child. They would have a sort of an outhouse where they would do their business, or in the woods. The outhouse would also use the excrements for the fields as fertilizer. During the winter time they would have a piss pot inside under their bed if they needed to do number 1 in the night. If they needed to do number 2 in the cold night he would go out to the cows and poo there since it was a lot warmer and already smelled like poo. Obviously not medieval times but things weren't very different when you don't have electrcity or running water.

  • @martijn3015
    @martijn3015 17 днів тому +1

    the production value of his intro always never ceazes to amaze me

  • @Lissuin
    @Lissuin 3 роки тому +22

    Never thought that one of the quickest videos I clicked to would be about toilets but here we are:)

  • @jennifers2555
    @jennifers2555 3 роки тому +14

    This reminds me of years ago when visiting Hadrian's Wall. Back in the day, apparently there was a huge public toilet there, and now they have a picture of how it was probably used at the time, including people using sponges and I believe buckets filled with vinegar. When visiting the ruins of castles across England and Wales I always enjoyed seeing the toilets and imagining what that would be like, and of course being thankful that it's not our current reality, here in Los Angeles anyway!

    • @monicatombers4543
      @monicatombers4543 3 роки тому +8

      I had heard of the use of sponges tied to sticks. Could never understand how that could be hygienic. So, vinegar makes an awful lot of sense! Thank you.

    • @brandonfoley7519
      @brandonfoley7519 3 роки тому +1

      @@monicatombers4543 those brushes were shared

    • @georgiobenelli4854
      @georgiobenelli4854 3 роки тому +4

      So to San Franciscoand it is, shit and used needles fill many downtown streets

    • @reallyhappenings5597
      @reallyhappenings5597 3 роки тому +8

      Oh no in Los Angeles you just poop on the sidewalk

  • @dakotahrivers6640
    @dakotahrivers6640 2 місяці тому +2

    Jason is like the super cool uncle with long hair you only get to see once every 5 years during childhood who know a lot of cool facts about everything and just enchants you with knowledge lol

  • @winifredryan8223
    @winifredryan8223 3 роки тому +5

    Time team discussed this with at least one of their digs, and I remember them discussing the issues of water circulation and clearing waste. If your moat were set up for episodic flushes via careful handling of the available water (hydraulic engineering was quite possible from the Roman era onward) moats needn’t have been constantly contaminated with human waste.

    • @Skorpychan
      @Skorpychan Рік тому

      They were often plumbed into a river or stream to provide the water, and some degree of flushing.

  • @eliasbram3710
    @eliasbram3710 3 роки тому +14

    I am going to sleep now...."how medieval people used the 'bathroom' " ...I don't need sleep, I need answers

  • @collinfarrell9718
    @collinfarrell9718 3 роки тому +3

    This is my favorite UA-cam channel. I hope they don’t ever feel like they’ve run out of subjects to discuss. I’d happily watch more videos revisiting old topics in greater depth.

  • @galenwolf
    @galenwolf 2 роки тому +2

    I know you said that garderobe's no longer smell but in my travels around the castles in the UK I have to say I do remember there still being an odor about them.

  • @xxxCrackerJack501xxx
    @xxxCrackerJack501xxx 3 роки тому +4

    Imagine if his company made an ultra realistic medieval simulator game, or even a fantasy game but made with historical accuracy in mind like his Percival short film, that'd be amazing

  • @alexboynton2660
    @alexboynton2660 3 роки тому +14

    Absolutely love your videos, especially ones like this about the more mundane topics. This channel really did springboard my interest in medieval history a few years back when I first came across it, thanks very much for that.
    I was wondering if you would be able to tell us about some of your experiences with jousting/re-enactment or if you have any plans to document future events like these once they are allowed to run?
    I think it would make great content

    • @ModernKnight
      @ModernKnight  3 роки тому +8

      glad our work could inspire you. Yes I'm planning a video on jousting some time.

  • @gregcampwriter
    @gregcampwriter 3 роки тому +64

    Next episode: How the medieval people cleaned themselves after the process.

    • @movinon1242
      @movinon1242 3 роки тому +4

      There's only so far down these rabbit holes that we need, and good taste should allow that we are permitted, to go...

    • @myparceltape1169
      @myparceltape1169 3 роки тому +5

      A sponge on a stick, wet with vinegar if you were Roman.

    • @gregcampwriter
      @gregcampwriter 3 роки тому +2

      @@movinon1242 It's the foundation, so to speak, of the lived experiences of the people.

    • @fordhouse8b
      @fordhouse8b 3 роки тому +2

      You bathe in the moat. Obviously.

    • @The_Original_Brad_Miller
      @The_Original_Brad_Miller 3 роки тому +2

      You're assuming of course that they DID.

  • @alexanderkaitz1197
    @alexanderkaitz1197 4 місяці тому +2

    That was both hilarious and informative in equal measure!

  • @frankbarenbach6044
    @frankbarenbach6044 2 роки тому +12

    Fun fact: the German word "Garderobe" means wardrobe or cloakroom. This is surely no coincidence.

    • @wolf1066
      @wolf1066 2 роки тому

      It's from French meaning to guard/hold/store clothes. They were called garderobes because you used them as wardrobes.

  • @creamiegoodness
    @creamiegoodness 3 роки тому +21

    When camping we call it a thunder bucket because of the nice thud it makes.

    • @AndrewBlucher
      @AndrewBlucher 3 роки тому

      Er ... I think there is a different reason!

    • @Quallenkrauler
      @Quallenkrauler 3 роки тому +8

      In German "Donnerbalken" (thunder beam) is the wooden beam you sit on over a cesspit. I never thought about why it's called that, but your explanation makes sense ^^

    • @creamiegoodness
      @creamiegoodness 3 роки тому +1

      @@Quallenkrauler thanks for telling me, that's funny!

  • @CybeargPlays
    @CybeargPlays 3 роки тому +6

    But what about wiping? Bedpans, night buckets, or even squatting over a hole surely would leave a mess of gooey feces on the butt. Did they just tuck that back in their clothes for epic skid marks? Would they scrape it out by hand? How to wash after, then?

    • @pauldavies8638
      @pauldavies8638 3 роки тому +1

      A stick with a sponge tied on it with a bucket of vinegar to rinse off with 💩🤯

  • @goakley
    @goakley 29 днів тому +1

    I once visited a ruined medieval castle in the woods near Vienna (Burgruine Rauhenstein) and we found a garderobe in one of the stone walls! You could even see a dark stain on the exterior wall if you looked through the hole, lol.

  • @srspower
    @srspower 8 місяців тому +1

    I bought a leather bag for my girlfriend whilst in Morocco years ago, it seemed like a really good deal. But when it came back to the UK with the increase in humidity it made the whole house stink of urine.

  • @redberries8039
    @redberries8039 3 роки тому +26

    ..spent time in Indian backwaters, there's nothing you can tell me more awful than the things I've seen and smelt

    • @TheGeekyHippie
      @TheGeekyHippie 3 роки тому +5

      interestingly, the oldest flushing toilets that archaeologists have found were in the Indus Valley, dating back to around 2500 BCE.

    • @danielwilson5102
      @danielwilson5102 3 роки тому +13

      @@TheGeekyHippie So what you are saying is that they have evolved backwards?

    • @daryld4457
      @daryld4457 3 роки тому

      Burnley?

    • @BlackMasterRoshi
      @BlackMasterRoshi 3 роки тому

      @@danielwilson5102 yup and they're bringing that to the rest of the world!

    • @seljuks1654
      @seljuks1654 3 роки тому +2

      @@danielwilson5102 poverty and squalor, with a sprinkle of colonialism for taste

  • @elopobaconforpigsqc1061
    @elopobaconforpigsqc1061 3 роки тому +13

    Glad to see a new video ! You're a very inspiring person, thank you so much for blessing us with such great content. Stay positive man !

  • @jaspersjoint7433
    @jaspersjoint7433 3 роки тому +1

    This is one of those things that we always wonder about but never dare to ask. Nicely done. Thank you!

  • @sun1one1
    @sun1one1 3 роки тому +7

    Nasty moats were another layer of protection for the castle.

  • @PontusWelin
    @PontusWelin 3 роки тому +46

    The Swedish word for wardrobe is “garderob”. :D

    • @PontusWelin
      @PontusWelin 3 роки тому +4

      @UCKg5ekm-lZFRl2JlfSV7d9w interesting! Now I had to look up the words origin. Seems to come from old French “garderobe” meaning wardrobe, alcove or dressing room. My guess is that we in the Scandinavia took that third meaning and that morphed in different directions for Swedish and Norwegian. Just guessing. But seems to make sense. :)

    • @Sheepdog1314
      @Sheepdog1314 3 роки тому +6

      in German the word "Gardrobe" means clothing

    • @kapikkare
      @kapikkare 3 роки тому +6

      In french is garde-robes

    • @nicjansen230
      @nicjansen230 3 роки тому +6

      The Dutch word is "garderobe" as well :P

    • @xondominique2602
      @xondominique2602 3 роки тому +4

      interesting, same in Bulgarian

  • @ASMRDoodlez
    @ASMRDoodlez 3 роки тому +46

    “Piss of a ginger boy” has “gamer girl pee” vibes.

  • @Abelhawk
    @Abelhawk 3 роки тому +2

    This reminded me of the song "A Day in the Life of a Gong Farmer" from the game Stronghold 2. It plays a lot more jolly than a real gong farmer's life would be :D

  • @ReticentArc
    @ReticentArc 3 роки тому +8

    Love these videos of ordinary medieval life. Don't get me wrong, swords and armour are cool, but these little windows into the lives of our medieval past are fascinating and thought provoking.

  • @mythguard6865
    @mythguard6865 3 роки тому +6

    The resourcefulness of these people never ceases to amaze me.

  • @Quarton
    @Quarton 3 роки тому +9

    Outlander had a fun moment when Claire was able to connect with the local women as they did the laundry (kilts and such) around a table, pouring the piss over the cloth. Interesting topic!

    • @margietucker1719
      @margietucker1719 3 роки тому +2

      Oh yes--I remember that scene. That was common practice back in the day...great source of ammonia.

    • @bcase5328
      @bcase5328 3 роки тому +6

      They were fulling the freshly woven wool cloth. The action makes the cloth thicker and so stronger (by minor felting). It is called "waulking the wool".
      See WaulkingTheTweed 2013 ua-cam.com/video/XSjToW-m2wo/v-deo.html

    • @m.maclellan7147
      @m.maclellan7147 3 роки тому +4

      @@bcase5328 I believe it is pronounced "walking", but is in fact spelled "Wauking"!

    • @bcase5328
      @bcase5328 3 роки тому

      @@m.maclellan7147 I typoed

    • @grovermartin6874
      @grovermartin6874 3 роки тому

      @@bcase5328 If you need to edit what you've just written, just touch the three vertical dots to the right and low, and a little window will offer the choice of editing it. Then retype what you need to repair, and hit the "Send" arrow as usual.

  • @commander31able60
    @commander31able60 3 роки тому +6

    I want to see an overflowing cesspit as a plot device in a fantasy story.

  • @raphaelbernard7954
    @raphaelbernard7954 10 місяців тому +3

    Collection of toilet solids should be reestablished as it would be environmental. Your information has smashed that idea that people emptied their doings out the window onto the street which I remember hearing as a child when we did the Middle Ages. People are in all ages aware of hygiene, and how things work to their benefit then they are given credit for, probably due to those who wrote history as looking down on those of lower social status and ascribing lower vales to their lives and ethics.

  • @MigoKazan
    @MigoKazan 3 роки тому +6

    I know in some rural areas where outhouses are still a thing, folks pour chalk or some other white powder over the shithole to cover the smell and make it less unsightly. Could they have done something similar back then to not ruin the whitewashed castle walls, or would that have been too rich and expensive?

  • @vivianscircle
    @vivianscircle 3 роки тому +18

    That was very educational! And it made me appreciate my indoor plumbing more..😂

    • @dcarbs2979
      @dcarbs2979 3 роки тому +6

      You don't want one of those filthy indoor tiolets - keep it outside!
      OK, it's a Blackadder joke but you can see how it could be a reasonable opinion at the time, after watching this video.

    • @vivianscircle
      @vivianscircle 3 роки тому +1

      @@dcarbs2979 😂😂😂😂 I love Blackadder!!!

  • @ursus9104
    @ursus9104 4 місяці тому +3

    Slaked technical lime can be used as a disinfectant/agent, in compost and in latrines and you have no smell. A bucket with a little shovel after each visit.. They knew that since ancient times.

    • @rabbitgregory9289
      @rabbitgregory9289 3 місяці тому

      My mother (now 96) grew up on a farm in northern Minnesota. She said the outhouse never smelled because they threw in a little lime after each use, and her mother would scrub it once a week. Still, using an outhouse in northern Minnesota during the winter doesn’t sound pleasant.

  • @jpotter2086
    @jpotter2086 3 роки тому +4

    Interrupted by commercial for "bladder control" underwear. Well done, YT algorithms, well done.

  • @Hathur
    @Hathur 3 роки тому +4

    Urine was used to clean because it eventually turns into Ammonia (not that they understood the chemistry, people simply observed the effect and found it useful), a modern day chemical used in cleaning. When exposed to air for extensive time (days or weeks) the urea in urine will convert to ammonia, making it an excellent way to clean clothes etc.

    • @Hathur
      @Hathur 3 роки тому

      @Alfreds Pariah 99% of human science prior to the microscope was observational science and almost always accidental. There's a myriad of ways someone discovered this: i.e. someone left out a bucket of piss from the previous night and forgot to pour it out. They got mud all over their clothes from working in the field but was too tired to walk to the river or well to get water to wash it out - so they washed it with the left over piss they had from earlier, only now it had begun to turn into amonia and they noticed it cleaned the mud off better than water did. Things were accidental, people just stumbled into science most of the time.. and most of the time they didn't understand WHY something worked, just that it did.

  • @catspaw3815
    @catspaw3815 3 роки тому +45

    Ah yes, I remember my care-free youth in Shiteshire, just south of Pissburg...

  • @gatocles99
    @gatocles99 3 роки тому +3

    In other words... medieval times were a nightmare. So grateful for modern plumbing.

  • @GallowglassAxe
    @GallowglassAxe 3 роки тому +3

    Oh and another form of removing waste was to have it set over a pig pen. This was done is Europe and Asia. The "Exploring the Medieval Farmer" Facebook group gave this passage,
    "Codex Aabonensis · Swine ate feces. The scroll say "I am shitting, get the pig away from me". It is concerning the law that if a traveller is pooping in the tavern and gets his John Thomas bitten off, it is his concern."
    Sometimes pooping was a very dangerous affair.

    • @KayPrescesky
      @KayPrescesky 3 дні тому

      I'm higher than an f22 pilot's ballsack and that passage made me spew coffee!