no problem bestie! I left them in your mailbox like you asked since you weren’t at your house when I got there. I can’t believe you forgot you had a doctor’s appointment! You need to keep a better schedule silly! 😝 anyway, since I didn’t get to see you then, do you think we could hang out soon?
@@pingupungo3365 no wait...i dont know how they would make a video about it, but it would be like a reddit post of the nice guy making about this current situation and how he wants to break out the "friend zone" and they give him like red pill advice and shit
Same. It also bugged me that she’d call me to vent, cry, or talk when she was bored, and did so whenever she knew I was in class or at work knowing I’d take it anyway. But was always too busy when I called her. I cringe when I think about it. Fucking embarrassing. Sometimes you have to take a fat L and stand back and look at yourself until you realize you’ve been playing yourself and grow from it.
@@80PercentAshamedOfU it’s insane how spot-on you are about it. Same exact thing happened to me. She’s get mad if I was too busy like at work or school to talk. Unfortunately you’re right. We had to take that fat L to be better. I do however, still cringe when I think back.
@@80PercentAshamedOfUthat's not a fat L, learn your self-worth and love yourself more. That's a faw W lesson for you in life. If it's one sided, leave, know your self worth
You two bounce off of each other so incredibly well it makes the most horrifically annoying video. You two are geniuses. Also THE GALL of making this in a real store is unbridled. Good job.
"horrifically annoying" is the best way to describe it, i felt my neck muscles tensing up more and more until the video was over, and then i let out a long sigh and had to take some deep breaths
He needs a UA-cam channel. He starts off saying he's never going to do roids, does his pocki diet thing, it doesn't work, he does roids, doesn't tell anyone.
Honestly man, I've been watching every one of these skits for my morning routine for about a month now. You were BORN for character acting man, you sell the redditor, nice guy, and every single person you want to convey, you convey with class and nuances nobody else could. Bra-vo.
News flash there are literally hundreds of thousands of murderers, child rapists, corrupt judges and cops and politicians and so many other people out there that are waaayy worse than these two.
I love the way that you portray both characters jockeying to fulfill an ulterior motive (him wanting her to fall in love with him, and her wanting him to notice how quirky she is for not wearing makeup)
There's so many things I like about this. First of all, she's just completely ignoring him. Secondly the way he said Hispanic or something was hilarious But since Oliver has a gf/wife I'd like to imagine that she's creepy to him, like this guy is to her.
The inside joke about her being a snack 😋 😜 😏 like Poppy, is the missing piece. So, that's the clue, he's see's her as a side piece and nothing more to be taken seriously. 😅
These are exactly the types of people I avidly avoid. The only time either of you acknowledged anything the other was saying was when it would benefit you. No genuine interest in the other what so ever. Great job with this!
While never completely like this dude, I remember kind of being like this guy thinking being “nice” meant I would be able to get a girl to like me. Life time of self esteem issues can really fuck with a person and turn him into a weirdo. Glad I am improving and even planning on taking therapy soon 😊
man i know you probably don’t think of this as anything more than fun skits, but these are so spot on i wish i would’ve seen some of these skits as a kid, i really think it would’ve helped me realize some things and avoid a lot of heartbreak
This hurt me in places didn't know existed. Ow. Great job! These videos are genuinely also fantastic PSAs, showing you what to watch out for and be wary of - in yourself as much as in others.
I just love how they weren’t even having the same conversation in the beginning. 😂. I imagine two people like this would not even listen to each other because they just looovvveee the sound of their own voice lmao
@@TheBlackLantern34 as a person who was in this sort of relationship (while e-dating), i can confirm thats the truth. both the people are extremely mentally messed up and the best thing for them actually is to break up.
"I need more muscle." Yeah, and while you're at it, grow some spine, too. ----------- I am so happy that the algorhytm served me this channel! By far the best content I've seen in a while! Absolutely brilliant! Thank you!
They talk to each other and show that they obviously heard what the other said but only choose to actually communicate if it benefits themselves. I always wondered what it would be like for two of those people to attempt to have a conversation.
nah she's within her right to not want to date him. elliott should gain some self respect and realize that she's too busy getting rejected by oliver to pay attention to him.
Noo I kind of had a friendship like this 🤧 I never asked him to buy me stuff but we'd be hanging out when the guy I had a crush on would walk by and I'd be like "omg hiii [insert guy's name here] 😍😍". We were friends until he sort of asked me out and I sort of turned him down. Then he never spoke to me again, r.i.p. 😔
Sry I’m so slow at answering 😅😅thx bestie for traveling 25miles🥺 Oliver’s gf was being so annoying , be we loved the snacks
no problem bestie! I left them in your mailbox like you asked since you weren’t at your house when I got there. I can’t believe you forgot you had a doctor’s appointment! You need to keep a better schedule silly! 😝 anyway, since I didn’t get to see you then, do you think we could hang out soon?
@@pingupungo3365 didn't he?
@@theslappablejerk this hurts so much to watch haha not gonna lie I was this guy at 18…
@@watergrowsifwatered8048 read the title
@@pingupungo3365 no wait...i dont know how they would make a video about it, but it would be like a reddit post of the nice guy making about this current situation and how he wants to break out the "friend zone" and they give him like red pill advice and shit
yall both have serious balls doing these skits in public lol
Some call it balls, others would say we just have no dignity
@@theslappablejerk somehow, both are true
@@theslappablejerk LMAO
There has been way worse done in public
Hey at least they aren't harassing other shoppers like a lot of other creators do these days.
tapping her forehead with the brush trying to be quirky is so subtle yet perfect 😂😂
I don’t get it at all what’s perfect about it
@@playertherappera weird ass girl trying way too hard to be unique
@@playertherapper 😐
@@playertherapper She's pretending she doesn't know how to wear makeup, I think
@@m1n176just asking a question bruh.
Bro truly got his dating advice from Reddit
bro how are you everywhere
He got it from Average Redditor
@@Ethecks because he's the one who comments.
Jesus rofl yup
Waltuh, put yeh phone away waltuh.
I ain't commenting with you right now waltuh
“And you’re the brown rice, Cos you’re like a Hispanic or something”
*Bro stop* 💀💀💀💀
But I dont see color, I only see her as my bestie 🙂
@@theslappablejerk wow❤❤❤ you’re truly not like all those other men 🥺🥺🥺
this would actually be kind of funny if it wasn't phrased in an awkward way nor in the context of a nice guy simping for a girl who doesn't want him
Yeah that was great
@@theslappablejerk Please cause harm to your own body! 😊😊🥰😜
I am very very ashamed to admit I used to be like this guy. Him being ignored on the call is 100% spot on.
Same. It also bugged me that she’d call me to vent, cry, or talk when she was bored, and did so whenever she knew I was in class or at work knowing I’d take it anyway. But was always too busy when I called her. I cringe when I think about it. Fucking embarrassing.
Sometimes you have to take a fat L and stand back and look at yourself until you realize you’ve been playing yourself and grow from it.
@@80PercentAshamedOfU it’s insane how spot-on you are about it. Same exact thing happened to me. She’s get mad if I was too busy like at work or school to talk.
Unfortunately you’re right. We had to take that fat L to be better. I do however, still cringe when I think back.
I hope you actually changed and dated someone who cares for you
@@80PercentAshamedOfU🤝agreed
@@80PercentAshamedOfUthat's not a fat L, learn your self-worth and love yourself more. That's a faw W lesson for you in life. If it's one sided, leave, know your self worth
You two bounce off of each other so incredibly well it makes the most horrifically annoying video. You two are geniuses. Also THE GALL of making this in a real store is unbridled. Good job.
"horrifically annoying" is the best way to describe it, i felt my neck muscles tensing up more and more until the video was over, and then i let out a long sigh and had to take some deep breaths
the kind of video you need a breather after, because the cringe is just that potent. but thats what makes it so funny, like ive met these people
Wait so he's into her, but she's into Oliver, but Oliver has a gf? What kind of six degrees of seperation shenanigans is going on here
It’s a universe of toxic people who all crave attention
its not a love triangle, its a line
@@theslappablejerk Oliver also craves Pocky. 🤔
Polycules be like:
@@theslappablejerk Wait, so I'm watching a series of documentaries on reality?
Nice guy about to start his sigma grind arc after hearing about Oliver 😤
You heard him saying he needs to bulk up 😤💪
I really hope to see it
@@davidcleckley thats beta not sigma
He needs a UA-cam channel. He starts off saying he's never going to do roids, does his pocki diet thing, it doesn't work, he does roids, doesn't tell anyone.
Let’s give him an entire bottle of RAD-140 to chug on the spot 💪😈
How you nail the seething hatred/self loathing under these terminally-online affectations... its uncanny... well done
What is terminally online about them? I mean they’re out in public
@@SP-qi8urhe’s talking about the characters he’s portraying
@@tylerlee7379 yeah i know, they’re out in public
@@SP-qi8ur you can be terminally online and still go out in public. Phones have had internet built in them for the past 15 years bud
he says he use to be like this guy
Such a cute duo, they’re truly made for each other. Only each other. So glad I don’t talk to anyone like this
True Oliver and Bestie are so cute together
Trust me when I tell you you should never have people like that around you in your life, very hard to get rid of them after.
“Sure, I’ll ask…”
*walks with murderous intent and repressed anger*
its like theyre having a completely seperate conversation and hearing what they want to hear from the other person lol
Her pretending to not understand makeup while being covered in it hurt me 😂
“cause you’re like Hispanic or something” IM DYING 😭😭😭💀💀💀
Pure, unadulterated, painful to watch, genius.
Honestly man, I've been watching every one of these skits for my morning routine for about a month now. You were BORN for character acting man, you sell the redditor, nice guy, and every single person you want to convey, you convey with class and nuances nobody else could.
Bra-vo.
wow you watch every single one every morning? that's gonna get to be impossible after a while.
(jk)
The subtle non-sequitur of him "bulking up" (mentioned repeatedly because he keeps getting interrupted) was the cherry on top...
PLOT TWIST: 'Oliver' is actually Brian using a fake name to avoid being caught by 18 y/o gf
Something about Brian tells me he wouldn’t even bother to use a fake name. 😆
The fact that there are really people like this out there is insane
News flash there are literally hundreds of thousands of murderers, child rapists, corrupt judges and cops and politicians and so many other people out there that are waaayy worse than these two.
Me
@@Viksnik I’m sorry
@Penderyn That’s a shame. Hopefully they can learn how to find compassion within themselves and not need validation from other people.
what's insane is, i personally know almost all of them
Your understanding of human psychology startles me.
I love the way that you portray both characters jockeying to fulfill an ulterior motive (him wanting her to fall in love with him, and her wanting him to notice how quirky she is for not wearing makeup)
Like they aren't even talking to each other really. They are just choosing NPC dialog options
My favorite character is the monotone shop keeper. The man just answers a question earnestly and doesn't make me want to off myself
based
The way he smiles when the worker says they’re out of pocky lol. Such good acting
Besties until another man is brought up🥺
Wull Oliver doesn’t have the best intentions I just want what’s best for her 😕
@@theslappablejerk
Your commitment to the character is impressive.
@@theslappablejerk Never break kayfabe
@@theslappablejerk BE THE COLONIZER, SLAPPABLE JERK.
So it’s good to be actual besties.
"cause you're like hispanic or something" 😭
completely ignoring each other, perfect
My body is physically contorting just from watching this
The end is so great. I’m going to be laughing about it to myself all day, “I said I really need more muscle.”
This is a PERFECT portrayal of what it feels like to be out of sync with or disconnected from the person you're spending time around
There's so many things I like about this.
First of all, she's just completely ignoring him.
Secondly the way he said Hispanic or something was hilarious
But since Oliver has a gf/wife I'd like to imagine that she's creepy to him, like this guy is to her.
What kills me the most are also the faces💀💀
@@guidos2090fr 💀
oliver tryna smash and dash
It was actually supposed to show his racism
The inside joke about her being a snack 😋 😜 😏 like Poppy, is the missing piece. So, that's the clue, he's see's her as a side piece and nothing more to be taken seriously. 😅
It feels like they’re having two different conversations.
I love how they're never having the same conversation
These are exactly the types of people I avidly avoid. The only time either of you acknowledged anything the other was saying was when it would benefit you. No genuine interest in the other what so ever. Great job with this!
They are both so annoying... It is the perfect video.
While never completely like this dude, I remember kind of being like this guy thinking being “nice” meant I would be able to get a girl to like me. Life time of self esteem issues can really fuck with a person and turn him into a weirdo. Glad I am improving and even planning on taking therapy soon 😊
Good for you, man! I’m proud of you! :)
Bro the fact that he is trying to get with a girl who is trying to get a guy that already has a girlfriend is crazy. It’s like a pyramid of delusion 😅
They’re both in their own worlds 💀
Words can't describe how much these characters infuriate me.
You guys are awesome!
I know they're all terrible people, but i kinda feel bad for the guy lol. Please keep making these, they're so painful
Don’t. As someone who used to be like that guy (I’m ashamed lol) he was just friends in hopes of getting with her.
"Because you're like a hispanic or something." Made me spit my drink. 😂
man i know you probably don’t think of this as anything more than fun skits, but these are so spot on i wish i would’ve seen some of these skits as a kid, i really think it would’ve helped me realize some things and avoid a lot of heartbreak
I like how they both so self absorbed
Every time I see one of your videos on my feed I think “oh this is gonna be sooooo painful to watch” and then I immediately watch it.
This hurt me in places didn't know existed. Ow. Great job!
These videos are genuinely also fantastic PSAs, showing you what to watch out for and be wary of - in yourself as much as in others.
I can't stop watching and rewatching these, despite it making me feel physically sick every time.
I just love how they weren’t even having the same conversation in the beginning. 😂. I imagine two people like this would not even listen to each other because they just looovvveee the sound of their own voice lmao
The angry look in his face at the end is the perfect mix of cringe and genuine fbi watch material
So accurate that they straight up don't listen to each other at all
THE NARCISSISM. The cringe level is off the charts
"i dont know why they put all these chemicals on their faces" while in a full face of makeup 😂
This got Vince Gilligan written all over it with that transformation from Nice Guy to Incel at the end
one of the rare times when I feel bad for the “nice guy”
"You're like a Hispanic or something" 💀💀💀
Bro i think you actually found some new type of comedy that literally makes no one comfortable 😂😂
I can’t pretend I don’t relish in his disappointment
im going fucking nuts i happen to know a couple exactly like this 💀
A couple?? Are you saying some guy was like this and it actually worked??
Is there a lore reason as to why people like this exist? Are they stupid?
-The Stroker (Man’s arch nemesis and friend of Killer Cock)
@@Kale-idoscope Extremely low self-esteem from both parties and a severe lack of healthy communication skills.
@@TheBlackLantern34 where were they during Arkham knight??
@@TheBlackLantern34 as a person who was in this sort of relationship (while e-dating), i can confirm thats the truth. both the people are extremely mentally messed up and the best thing for them actually is to break up.
The greatest actors of our time
Yall are unstoppable you gotta keep collabing this makes me cringe so hard and I love it!😂
Brings up painful memories of age 19-21
knowing who the "bestie" is makes this so much better
If anyone was confused like me. "Nice guy" wants his friend "Pick me girl" and she wants her friend "oliver" who already has a girlfriend.
That was confusing for you?
@@hinkage don’t be a dick dude
the bulk is gonna be insane
At this point, i'm officially this guy's fan. I just really enjoy these skits xD
Brooooooo 45 minute drive 😂😂 I love this it's so bad
10 seconds in and I had to pause and gather myself. How do they manage to portray it so accurately?? It's uncanny
This is why aliens do not contact us. They are scared sh1tless
Some guys live this way. Serial killers in training.
i hate this video, i used to be the EXACT guy your portraying, the literal spitting image, phenomenally done, subscribed.
Keep trying man, don’t give up! By the time she has her 3rd child she’ll start noticing you.
Third child with not Oliver. She's getting ignored too
@@Rochester92G oliver will have married his gf and had kids but pick me girl will think she still has a chance.
3 children from three different men who are neither the "nice guy" nor Oliver
This is one of the best collabs I’ve ever seen, please make more
Those two where having the same conversation for like 20 seconds
"I accidently walked into a makeup store"...as she's wearing about a pound of makeup 🤣🤣
I'm really impressed how this is so well written that they're both toxic
😂😂😂 Yessssss!! I mean 😢😢 cringe!! 😂😂
The guy at the store *has* to be ScumbagDad. I know that voice. That’s him.
“but next to him is you bestie cuz your Hispanic or something” ZAMN 💀
"I need more muscle." Yeah, and while you're at it, grow some spine, too.
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I am so happy that the algorhytm served me this channel! By far the best content I've seen in a while! Absolutely brilliant! Thank you!
These two are killing it 😂
The fact that they start off and finish having two different conversations is hilarious
We need a collab with Caitlin Reilly!
you heard me bestie, im trying to BULK UP, wanna BUILD MUSCLE 💀💀💀
this one was especially painful to watch, but i love it
Dude they're both good but holy shit she absolutely fucking nails the pick me girl character lmfao I'm dead
I kinda feel bad for the "nice guy" 😭😂
They talk to each other and show that they obviously heard what the other said but only choose to actually communicate if it benefits themselves. I always wondered what it would be like for two of those people to attempt to have a conversation.
Love the white rice + brown rice move. Gonna try that on my brown wife tonight.
I might try it on my gf as well lol
🤢
I am going to try this on my bestie as well 😂
"You're like a hispanic or something" gave me psychic damage
They’re way too good at this, it’s scary 😂😂
The moment he pointed at the rice and said '' because you're like a hispanic or something'' XD
Damn, this used to be me for 2 years, this video portrayed it exactly. I wish I could go back and undo the time I wasted 💀
I live for these lol youre both so painful to watch its perfect
The true nature of the friend zone. Don’t let girls do this to you.
nah she's within her right to not want to date him. elliott should gain some self respect and realize that she's too busy getting rejected by oliver to pay attention to him.
no don't do that to yourself, take a look at yourself and have accountability.
The worst part is…these cringe factories will never get together even though they are literally the same
The comment section always has me dying 😂😂😂
I think the nice guy is on the verge of developing. There might be hope for him.
God this video is absolutely painful 😂 great job lol
Oliver’s gonna have trouble laughing with two lungfuls of blood.
Noo I kind of had a friendship like this 🤧 I never asked him to buy me stuff but we'd be hanging out when the guy I had a crush on would walk by and I'd be like "omg hiii [insert guy's name here] 😍😍". We were friends until he sort of asked me out and I sort of turned him down. Then he never spoke to me again, r.i.p. 😔
😂😂😂😂
So ashamed to say I used to be that guy
Same my dude. I don’t know what I was thinking. I must’ve been in a dark place to have put myself in that situation.
@@Sci-Mon1 I was 14 and in lockdown and I was pretty much a mental patient at that time (not actually but yk). Looking back, cringiest shit ever