How Women Put On Cream
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- Опубліковано 21 лип 2020
- From Michael's DVD Special Hello Wembley
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It's scary that we're closer to Michael returning the cream in 2029 than him buying it in 2009.
Deep
Exactly what I was thinking omg I wanna go back 😭😭😭
@@kaiburling3000 are you deep?
@@wolfy4734 idk what that means
@@kaiburling3000 exactly.
Let's just appreciate how smoothly he transitions from subject to subject🤩😂
Absolutely right
Yea he is the best at it
"I'm a bit camp myself"
Me looking at the picture he picked for UA-cam: you don't say..
No matter who you are, this man will be able to make you laugh
I'm gonna swiiiiiiiiiing from the chandeleeeiiir
Eh, somewhat
Yeah no matter how many times I watch him I still laugh
He’s my favorite!
The one about the dentist is hilarious 😂
When I need to laugh and forget about the world for a moment, I turn to him. Amazing guy!
Effortlessly beautiful word
Kathryn smith Yes!
100% cheers you up on a miserable day!!! :-) LOVE him
Same here!
Same here love him!!♡
This stage is too small for him, he needs more space to talk
He needs to do his routine in the round. He could walk in circles.
LOL
Imagine being married to someone like Michael. Never a dry day.
This is a stage and he is at work, check what Sebastian Maniscallco’s wife said that she wishes he would be at home as his stage persona.
Nope, I like him on stage and that's about it.
Yeah, he'd probably be a bit anyone tbb
Or a very wet day every day
yeah
What‘s mind blowing in Michael‘s comedy is the fact that it is common to everyone which makes it easy for the audience to relate to it and imagine themselves in his situation, thing that makes them laugh more 🤣😂😂. The attention to the details is as well astonishing and could only come from the mind of someone who is extremely intelligent. I wish I could see him one day perform in Germany. I won’t miss it for sure.
Yes his comedy skit on cooking spices very clever and funny as
I love this guy, he's got such a positive energy about him. Not just because he's a comedian, like I mean in real life I can just imagine this guy running round the house with his kids and making his wife and friends belly laugh. Never change Micheal
Only 9 years left until Michael has to buy his wife the miracle cream
Alaina Atk. Nope. Nine more years until he has to return the cream his wife bought 20 years ago for not working. That's what made the joke funny.
i wonder if he still has the receipt - in better condition than the wrinkles
His wife will never need miracle cream... she's gorgeous
7 now!! 😍😍😍
“The toe is in the toe section” 😂
This guy has the kind of delivery where if you didnt even catch the joke fully it is still funny because of the way he executes it.
How can one human being be this hilarious
Where does the man get his energy?! I want some. I remember reading a comment that said imagine being the guy that operates the spotlight!
It Takes All Kinds Spotlight guy needs energy too!
I'd love to! That sounds awesome!
@@Jack-er1sc Yes, I think so too.
Hahahhaha. True!
9:53 . . . He should’ve said “Hello, my name is Ackle Ackinacker.”
The only bad thing about this video is it ends
He is so sweet and funny. My daughter has been living in England for awhile now and has tried to get tickets but she can’t because he is so popular that he is always sold out. Now she is going to Montana in two weeks and she never got to see him 😢. When she got to England I started looking up everything British. He popped up first and I started watching him. After awhile I messaged my daughter to tell her about him. She said that she found him and he became her favorite. She is going to miss England. It became her home, and now...God Bless everyone and please stay safe 💖💖💖. Thank you Michael McIntyre. We’re still going to watch you on UA-cam.
This is seriously the funniest man i have ever listened to... every single joke lands...wow.
This guy would be amazing in voice acting.
when he said in twenty years time in 2029, makes you feel hella old
So clever and hilarious. Ordinary everyday things and Michael makes them soooo funny. The trying on shoes walk … 🤣🤣🤣 all of it made me lol 😂
It's so true about trying on clothes. I know I've been in a dressing room squatting to see if the pants stretch enough! So funny.
That reminds me that once upon a time I used to shop for clothes in person.
I worked at the cosmetic counter in the '80s, it was exactly what he said; "How much makeup can I get on my face by the end of the day?".
I can imagine that Michael is one of the rare comedians who isn't also manic depressive. The dazzling twinkle in his eye tells me that. What a lovely man.
Sarah Millican too!
@@live_troublemaker yesss 😊👍🏼
Also, Greg Davies 🙂
He couid be as depressed and suicidal like Robin Williams and you wouldn't notice it.
@@uncreativeranter very true
This was filmed in 2009 if ur wondering lol
That makes sense according to the year he gives for 20 years down the road, but it doesn't look like it's from 11 years ago
Every day i have skin😂😂
Really? every day! Wish my skin was as reliable. Some mornings I just wake up and I’m like “oh skin! Where have you pissed to now?”
@@bucwhovian8305 Guess Iam one of the lucky ones haha
Wait, You have skin?
@@1980StarWarsGuy Haha
Skin? What's that?
So many laughs watching Michael. He is such a clever comedian. It’s my dream to see him live. Thanks from South Africa 🇿🇦
Hi fellow South African ❤️
What I love about Michael, us the way he can make comedy, out of every day things, that we already know, and are true! Well done, it's a great talent to have!
He is hilarious and so iconic
It is obvious that he does a lot of people watching. A favorite and entertaining past-time. LOL
This man is hysterical!! I just love him!! He gets me laughing so hard !
What a delightful man! Love, that he is kind and authentic, even though his job is exaggerating everything out of scale. The heart of truth in it makes it so relatable. To me he is the best comedian on the planet.
The best comedians are observers of people. He does this to perfection.
One of the people that gave me the confidence to make up my own jokes and make me think I have a shot at being a comedian.
Someone please make a GIF of the suit thing. Not sure how and when I'm going to need it but there's got to be a use for it.
How can anyone give this a thumbs down. This man is super funny
Does anyone else hear the wierd laugh at 9:08
Lol yes sounds like one of those dolls that you had to tip it a little to make it talk always sounded creepy 😂
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA THIS MADE ME SCREAM 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh my god yess
And at 3:45
No, I'm at 1.24
This is the first time that I've watched him. He made me smile from the start. What a joy. I truly needed that. Thank you for doing this and bringing lightness and laughter to many! Subscribed and created a playlist for this too😉.."Laughter the Best Medicine".
Thank you, Michael McIntyre! I have not had a true belly laugh in far too long. I needed this!
This man has gotta be one of the funniest comedians of all time , he never fails to make people laugh 😂 love it
When your having a shitty day I love him he makes you laugh.
I am really liking this guy. What makes him successful, for me anyways, is that his material is very relatable.
Hysterical!!- Michael never fails to bring everday situations to the stage!💕
What's special is , I can watch these again and again to laugh more each time
Except the norweigan hotel room
I didn't dare take a sip of my coffee I was laughing so much!
This guy cracks me up differently im crying with laughter 😂😂😂 just what I needed to pick me back up "Michael you the man" 😘
Amazingly talented.
Are you talking about Michael McIntyre or the spotlight person... or both?
Cry-laughing through the whole thing! Absolute highlights for me the Clarins-make up woman, camp jokes and the whole shopping trip😂
"This guy had an ARROW on his head!"
Ah fuck, the fire nation attacked me when he said that.
omg i love him my coffee nearly came out through my nose hahahaha
If I'm not satisfied with it in twenty years time in going to return it. I'm not going to be going back to the store in 2029 to return it. All I'm going to say is, WOW, it's been eleven years ago nice this was live
Michael McIntyre & Mr. Bean....... CLASSIC!
“The cat will love them!”😂😂😂
Everything he says is so accurate 😂😂😂
Thank you Michael Hesus you make me laugh 😂
Oh I love you, I love you I love you I love you.
You are the best comedian in the whole wide world.
God bless you and I am so glad I discovered you
Love this guy❤️
Just love him..He always cracks me up !!
What an icon 💜💛
I started watching his videos 2 days ago and I have laughed more than ever !!!
I just want to thank you from the bottom of my heart ❤️ going thru a rough patch & I’ve turned to your page the last few days to lift my spirits. To take my mind off of things. You are hilarious and I LOVE your presentation 🤣
totally relate to the women who work over the counter selling beauty products, like the products are on display we don't want ur faces too!
To whoever reads this have a great day and you’re awesome the way you are
Thank You... I needed to hear that 😊
Thank you.. You too ❤️
Wtf 😂
Dien M That's a creepy response. No offense.
Thank you. And you obviously are, too, to think of others.
Everyday I have skin 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
He's like real life cartoon just speed walking around on stage and breathing loudly 🤣😂
I just love this man
Michael: I can’t see what you see
Audience:🤣😂😂😆😂😆🤣😂😆😂😂🤣
OMG he cracks me up so much!!!! :-) could watch him all day!!! :-)
Thanks for the laughs. I really needed them!
Incredibly funny, observant and gifted man
He is the best comedians ever. So funny, and very creative. His jokes are related to you, despite of your diffrent culture and diffrent background. .
I find the more I watch Michael's videos and the topics he talks about I can relate to practically everyone of them. Which I have never done with another comedian before. What an awesome entertainer! Those you can relate to are the funniest ones IMO!
Ha! Ha! Ha! You are just SO OOOO FUNNY AND ADORABLE!!! 😂🤣😅
Gosh. He is spot on in his observations
Just love you for the smiles and giggles you give me.... !
Absolutely genius. This man is awwwesome
Michael can turn any topic, into something hilarious...!!!
Thank you internet for the suggestion. I'm lovng this
No other comedian makes me belly laugh like Michael does.He is sooooo funny.
@wnnalis cioov if you don't like him then don't watch him it's very simple
wnnalis cioov This idiot doesn’t care if the online laughter is canned. I know my laughter comes from my belly-not from a can.
LOL!! Love your comedy,Michael!!! More please!!!!
I when he did “I love it I’m leaving backwards I’m spending the rest of my life in reverse” I fucking died
He's so accurate about the creaming. I use so much body butter cream every night. Good for the skin.
IT's all true! And the delivery is brilliant! This guy is one of the funniest comedians I have ever seen!
pretty sure touching the toe area of the shoe is just habit from seeing our parents do it constantly for when it was actually viable to see how much room you could grow into it. Nobody wants to keep buying shoes if they can make a pair last longer versus a pair that is cramping your toes and prevents growth rendering that pair useless soon. That habit sticks with many people even when they grow up and their feet no longer grow anymore but it's just ingrained behavior.
I think you will find MANY people like buying new shoes.... even if they have 7 pairs already.
Actually your feet never stop growing. At some point it's no long noticable but they grow. I forget if that's the only thing that continues to grow
I love the little mirrors in shoe shops, makes sense to me.
I love his laugh. This guy is awesome.
He’s so funny , I enjoy watching him
I'm leaving backwards 😂😂😂
This is what I'll say next time I get a haircut. 😁
I just love it ! This man makes me laught so loud !
I’m crying fuss I’m laughing 😂😂😂😂this guy is gold!!!!!🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽
Thank you for making my day just that little bit better
Never heard of this guy. Will be watching more. Very entertaining
uhm... avatar the last airbender arrow?
I love his energy
I have no need to ever see another Comedian! Michael McIntyre is the Best!
Absaloutly brilliant! ❤
He’s absolutely BRILLIANT 🤩 xxx
Hillarious !!!!!! Cant stop laughing out loud
I love this guy
I love how they just put out old videos with new titles lol