September 16th, 2010 - Some nostalgia with Bob Kelly and Rich Vos in studio. The guys talk about what life would be like in a world where Opie was paralyzed.
He hated every moment. He had to take it, could you imagine him flipping out and shutting off all the microphones. For some reason, everyone in the room decided to not move on, like they always did. Felt like they just said fuck it, what's he going to do, freak out on live air? All the abuse he dished out over the years, and come to find out he told people in studio to watch what they say, before they go on air. Even Norton and Cumia warned friends/comics to watch what they say, because he will go for your throat behind the scenes. He treated Vos like pure garbage most of the time. I felt bad for Vos, he legitimately seemed like a decent human, who was humble and could take a verbal thrashing like no one else. The comics knew how to joke with one another, while still keeping it fun. Gregshells didn't possess that quality. His joking felt like just legitimate bashing, while knowing Vos wouldn't hit back on air.
They dont make fun of opie overreacting or boogie boarding because they know he can't take a joke. They go with a hypothetical scenario...he still cant handle it
Opie didn't feel a crunch, he just wiped out and then exaggerated about how bad his simple fall had been. He actually thought he would get sympathy about bringing this story onto the show, with this group in studio? Or that they would be able to have a real discussion about almost paralyzed stories? Best part of this entire thing is when Vos calls Opie out for answering the pandering phone call which called to say how funny opies earlier line had been.
The best part in this is the part where Ant does the conversation between opie and his son and says "say hi to your mother for me-- because you know she's not sticking around". Such a dig at opie and his wife, and you can hear ol greggshells get upset.
He said because she would have left me... it's so horrible but the hate for opie is too strong to ignore. oh how I wish opie was bashed more by these comic's when this show was still on par with, if not better than the Stern show.
Yeah doctors are for square's brother man...... Ugh when I even see the two words brother and man put together like that it gives me the series douche-shivers 😂
This is easily one of my all time favorite moments from O&A... -Right up there with "Clean Hands" (song by Patrice & Ant listening to country music)... Patrice & Ant talking about Wesley Sniped going to prison... and "Boardroom" & "Coach" Jimmy.
There’s something great about Bob Kelly and Vos being in and the Opie bashing finally starts. They’re the only ones that can make the room comfortable enough to bash Opie.
@@Dthesun that’s what I respect the most about Bobby and Vos. They just don’t pull punches, yet they could be the nicest guys in the world if they wanted to.
I hate doctors but I dunno Opie's reasoning. Unless it's something that puts me in the E.R. I refuse treatment 90% of the time. That's my perogative and it has nothing to do with money. Still, I'm sure it has nothing in common with "cuz why would you". That almost sounds like some teen saying "fuck that I can take the pain, I'm not a pussy"
one of the biggest laughs at the expense of the thought of Opie being horribly paralyzed. Describes this show perfectly lol. To be fair, Opie laughed and took it well, he played up the serious thing to make it funnier.
Opie played it well by doing what he should have always been doing, keeping his MOUTH SHUT !!! That's right, keep your mouth shut tight, paralyzed GH - Club Soda Kenny
*this classic Opie And Anthony segment & glorious Opie-bashing* .....as discussed by Anthony Cumia, Robert Kelly, & Dave Landau on the 05/29/2018 edition of The Anthony Cumia Show......
I like to think CSK would show his usual compassion to Paralyzed Opie: "Ya know, when people get paralyzed, they usually don't live for more than five years after!" "You better make sure your nurse is cleanin' ya up right, or you could die from bedsores!" "I hope your caregiver is payin' good attention while she's feedin' ya, 'cause alls it takes is a few seconds distraction for you to choke ta death!"
I'm going to offer Opie a rare bit of credit here. I don't think he was actually mad. He realized it was funny and let them have at it. He would've "HOLD ON" them to death if he was serious about needing sympathy or wanting to move on.
After watching a lot of O&A and I've noticed that Anthony was the only one that Opie let make fun of him. Anytime other comedians made fun of Opie he got all butthurt but I've seen plenty of times where Anthony teases him and he takes it.
I bet Opie saw them all laughing in slow motion like Chris Moltisanti.
Here's hoping Opie goes for a drive with Ant in the near future and a girl with her learner's permit is coming from the other direction.
Out loud
Hahaha that's perfect and I hope this was the case to. 😂😂😂
It was Tony but this comment still rules
@@YeahBoy1019
No it wasn't
You can tell Opie thought he really had something profound...and they just eviscerated him.
just like his story about going to the jets game and taking a long time to find parking.
He wanted out but they were having none of it.
"Roll your window down, I want make amends before I die." LOL
Opie repeatedly tried to get sympathy from these guys by telling the story over and over. And thank God he did. That was hilarious.
Opie actually lost his entire audience and didn't even need to get paralyzed.
Opie was one paralysis away from being really funny and impossible to hate. It would've saved his career
lol opies stories was horrible and anthony totally flipped it
"you'd think I'd go to the doctor but, y'know, fuck that."
😬 douche chills
Opie hated every single minute of this.
Good
nah he played along with it
I guarantee the man who hates when just 1 joke is made about him wasn’t enjoying 300 in a row.
He hated every moment. He had to take it, could you imagine him flipping out and shutting off all the microphones. For some reason, everyone in the room decided to not move on, like they always did. Felt like they just said fuck it, what's he going to do, freak out on live air? All the abuse he dished out over the years, and come to find out he told people in studio to watch what they say, before they go on air. Even Norton and Cumia warned friends/comics to watch what they say, because he will go for your throat behind the scenes. He treated Vos like pure garbage most of the time. I felt bad for Vos, he legitimately seemed like a decent human, who was humble and could take a verbal thrashing like no one else. The comics knew how to joke with one another, while still keeping it fun. Gregshells didn't possess that quality. His joking felt like just legitimate bashing, while knowing Vos wouldn't hit back on air.
He didnt
One if the best bits of all time....the Stern jokes were hilarious
I lost it at "What do you need to eat, H.S.?"
There were way better bits than this one
@@flyswatter45I agree but it's all subjective really.
The robotic, "bro-tha man, bro-tha man" fucking slays me every time.
Brother man, brother man cracks me up, I can listen to that over and over! Ant is fucking hilarious!
This is just proof that anthony is one of the funniest people alive
4:40Jesus Christ the foreshadowing
Holy fuck, this is fucking AMAZING, everyone gets to finally dogpile on Opie as a "joke".
How is opie not laughing
This is gold
he's furious! I love it lol
That would require humility’ lol
Anthony fucking kills me with "Opie's wheelchair horn" at 06:55
Fuck that pic is funny.
"he'd have a build me a ramp contest " - legend rich vos
They dont make fun of opie overreacting or boogie boarding because they know he can't take a joke. They go with a hypothetical scenario...he still cant handle it
Opie didn't feel a crunch, he just wiped out and then exaggerated about how bad his simple fall had been. He actually thought he would get sympathy about bringing this story onto the show, with this group in studio? Or that they would be able to have a real discussion about almost paralyzed stories? Best part of this entire thing is when Vos calls Opie out for answering the pandering phone call which called to say how funny opies earlier line had been.
Opie was constantly talking about how he was sick or how he had some injury. He’s just a liar.
The best part, is that none of the opie bashing was good natured ribbing. Finally just letting him have it, and not worrying about gregshells.
You're a moron
@@pearcemark2 you're a Opie. Probably
There has to be a joke or 2 that they really wanted to say but itd be mean
At the end they all take a deep breathe and Ant says “long time in the barrel” lol.
@@pearcemark2 Was about to type the same thing. Truly, these people are morons and totally miss the point.
There's a lot of pent-up anger being released here. It's like therapy.
BRO PATRICE NEEDED TO HEAR HIS SHIT🤣🤣
I can hear his laughter right now
Opie tries putting the brakes on the bit around 10 minutes by going to the phones, the room was having none of it.
minoranza he’s the fun police
He became what he hated. The hole !
Tried five minutes before that when he asked if anyone else had any scary stories but they just went back right to it lol
@@Zoivod He always was. Went from shitty overnight rock jock to hole.
2:34 he tried to go to a caller way before then. thank you Vos!
Everyone loved this outlet so much (except the Opester, of course)
Ant in the beginning, "Ironic how Opie BOOGIE boards." Because he picks his nose holy shit hahahaha
And he provides a serious answer about allergies. What a complete zero.
The best part in this is the part where Ant does the conversation between opie and his son and says "say hi to your mother for me-- because you know she's not sticking around". Such a dig at opie and his wife, and you can hear ol greggshells get upset.
Oh you know Opie is still holding onto that one after all these years.
He said because she would have left me... it's so horrible but the hate for opie is too strong to ignore. oh how I wish opie was bashed more by these comic's when this show was still on par with, if not better than the Stern show.
He'd be known for the homeless Andrew cake roll.
I've never understand people who get offended by hypothetical jokes that aren't true or situations that most likely are never gonna happen
This is one of the best breaks in OnA history. Absolutely hysterically funny.
8:10 the best part is how Anthony says “aww fuck” right after Jimmy says boogers like he’s about to tap out.
Bob Kelly hits that homerun
Poor opie his only defense is to just go to the phones…he’s got nothing else to say
Easily one of my top 3 fav. moments of O&A (The other two being "Happy Days" and "Ant's Monstrous Genitalia"). Too damn funny!
Listening to this again for the 50th time, 5/30/2018. Timeless trashing
Whenever I can’t think of what to listen to I go back to this or boardroom Jimmy
This and "with clean hands" are the bests bits of O and A
This was such a light ribbing and opie is so uncomfortable its stupid.
its not even light as it's making fun of something that didn't even remotely paralyze him and he still can't laugh at himself
"Say hello to your mother when you see her" (cos she would have left me) is pretty harsh.
Your picture is so weird. Like a bizarro O&A...
Aaron Ross opie can’t even handle a light fucking with... truly a sign of a narcissist
Brother man, Brother man.
The entire show that this clip is from... (September 16, 2010) ....is a fucking classic.
Look up “Opie and Anthony most vicious show”
One of the best radio broadcasts ever.
Meh honestly I find that show a little annoying.
Kenny - BRING - me - MY - blueberry - I.V - drip
Not going to the doctor is so cool, man.
"Cuz why would ya"? -Opie
Yeah doctors are for square's brother man......
Ugh when I even see the two words brother and man put together like that it gives me the series douche-shivers 😂
The day the room said fuck the greggshells. Opie's discomfort here is so amazing.
Lonely Opie with no guests. That'll never happen.
14:19 I love how even after Bobby bombed jimmy would still rather keep trashing Opie
This is easily one of my all time favorite moments from O&A...
-Right up there with "Clean Hands" (song by Patrice & Ant listening to country music)... Patrice & Ant talking about Wesley Sniped going to prison... and "Boardroom" & "Coach" Jimmy.
Anthony is freakin brilliant. This version of him is sorely missed
"nah, i'm too fat remember?!"
My favorite part!
CHIP 2:53
I just found this bit oh my God I'm in fucking tears
wheel em out wednesday hahaha
There’s something great about Bob Kelly and Vos being in and the Opie bashing finally starts. They’re the only ones that can make the room comfortable enough to bash Opie.
they were sharks ready to get him and Anthony and jim drew blood first
it's so funny.
@@Dthesun that’s what I respect the most about Bobby and Vos. They just don’t pull punches, yet they could be the nicest guys in the world if they wanted to.
The 2 shoe tips line got me haha
Classic.
best pic on youtube
BaBYPUncheR SS Nah. Look up Big Cat Takes The Stick (Fez Marie Whatley)
This and Popeye Jesus are my favorite
I hate doctors but I dunno Opie's reasoning. Unless it's something that puts me in the E.R. I refuse treatment 90% of the time. That's my perogative and it has nothing to do with money. Still, I'm sure it has nothing in common with "cuz why would you". That almost sounds like some teen saying "fuck that I can take the pain, I'm not a pussy"
one of the biggest laughs at the expense of the thought of Opie being horribly paralyzed. Describes this show perfectly lol. To be fair, Opie laughed and took it well, he played up the serious thing to make it funnier.
Opie played it well by doing what he should have always been doing, keeping his MOUTH SHUT !!! That's right, keep your mouth shut tight, paralyzed GH - Club Soda Kenny
he was screaming and crying inside
Opie did not take it well. Anthony took a billion roasts like these and he never tried to stop it.
"Again, I have no guests today."
BROTHER MAN BROTHER MAN
*this classic Opie And Anthony segment & glorious Opie-bashing*
.....as discussed by Anthony Cumia, Robert Kelly, & Dave Landau on the 05/29/2018 edition of The Anthony Cumia Show......
The comment about it being ironic that Opie was boogie boarding makes more sense now with the booger eating allegations.
Oh, don't we wish.....
LEGS!!
Best part is. If it was one of the other guys, opie would have been destroying them.....if he was funny....
Uncle wavey. Damn jimmy got a nigga ribs hurting today.
00:46 "Eh-heh Eh-heh Eh-heh!"
"Oh Uncle Paul!"
Any hope of O & A getting back together died yesterday
was it the day of ants eggshells episode?
Ha ha ha, bRoThEr MaN, bRoThEr MaN.
That cover picture....😆😆😆
One can only dream...
The Bed Sores and Anthony show.
Almost becoming paralyzed would be breaking your neck but not losing any movement.
I like to think CSK would show his usual compassion to Paralyzed Opie: "Ya know, when people get paralyzed, they usually don't live for more than five years after!" "You better make sure your nurse is cleanin' ya up right, or you could die from bedsores!" "I hope your caregiver is payin' good attention while she's feedin' ya, 'cause alls it takes is a few seconds distraction for you to choke ta death!"
Who says paralyzed myself
You ever have a scary moment?
I'm going to offer Opie a rare bit of credit here. I don't think he was actually mad. He realized it was funny and let them have at it. He would've "HOLD ON" them to death if he was serious about needing sympathy or wanting to move on.
After watching a lot of O&A and I've noticed that Anthony was the only one that Opie let make fun of him. Anytime other comedians made fun of Opie he got all butthurt but I've seen plenty of times where Anthony teases him and he takes it.
laughs covering hate of the O
You will eat parakeet meat.
14:17 I almost passed out from laughter. The bit was murdered and Bobby got it back immediately!
I stood up immediately thinking it would take a few seconds to become paralyzed. Thats now how it works😂😂😂
12:02 *chef's kiss*
“Please get out of the way.” 📢📢🧑🦼
This entire show was hilarious, it was in UA-cam but I think it was taken down. Believe it was titled “ most savage o and a show ever” or something
ua-cam.com/video/4MYD4_Ik0pw/v-deo.html
Bob kelly burn victim is a funny one to listen to
Agreed! hence why I shared it with all of you!
then laughing at him for 15mins is gold
I’ve never heard the whole studio laughing like this
Wow vos perfectly described opies future streams.
Opie is so lucky Patrice wasn't here
12:00 and he couldn't take it anymore. Good thing he didn't have gun
I can hear Patrice laughing his ass off right now
Opie what have you done.....LOL
12:00 "Alright! alright, alright" what a hole he is
If only that really happened
Vos is right, where does a 9 year old get a steak 😂
Imagine if Opie actually did get paralyzed. How great the show would have been. They could have left him behind like so much trash
now he fired op
0:00 And you are about to be again, Opie. For about 15 minutes to be exact.
4:10 if only
Opie fucked up telling the story and they made him know it !