Octopus Attack part 2!!!! Crazy stalker!!!

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  • Опубліковано 25 лис 2024
  • Don't Stalk people.
    Check out my Twitter: Ha...
    I use Adobe animate cc to animate and I use Adobe premiere pro to edit. I use the Gaomon PD1560 tablet but I used to use a bamboo tablet. I use the audio technica AT 2020 to record my audio.
    Wanna send fan art? Cool! Just tag me on twitter or send it to this email: fanartforbryson@gmail.com if you do send fan art then be sure to specify how you want to be credited.
    (I recommend sending your fanart through twitter but it's alright if you have to use email)
    Thanks for all the support guys! See ya later!
    Wow, you read all of this? You are dedicated my friend. I imbue you with a stalker repellent spell. (unless you are a stalker...)

КОМЕНТАРІ • 27 тис.

  • @InfamousSwoosh
    @InfamousSwoosh 6 років тому +10354

    Bryson your videos are great

    • @Haminations
      @Haminations  6 років тому +2622

      I try

    • @jakeshaheen4400
      @jakeshaheen4400 6 років тому +251

      Haminations I can't even draw a square! Your videos are amazing Dude!

    • @KittyKat-gh4cn
      @KittyKat-gh4cn 6 років тому +73

      Infamous Swoosh hi Im famous swoosh I didn’t no u watched this as well y didn’t u tell me in ur videos also I like that u think haminations is good I like both (also I am a fan) anyways cya

    • @KittyKat-gh4cn
      @KittyKat-gh4cn 6 років тому +51

      Jake Animates I will give u a tutorial on how u draw a square (I am NOT making fun of u if u think that is this) k let’s get started
      U WILL need:
      Pencil/pen/that tablet that these animators have
      Paper/iPad app that allows u to draw stuff
      Ruler (if ur bad at drawing straight lines I am not saying u r but if u r bad at that)
      That’s all u need (i think) let’s get started
      ------------------------
      First draw a line from left to right
      Go to right side and from there draw a line goin down (it has to be even with the first line u drew)
      Then go to other side of the first line u drew the go down (it has to be the same size as the one u drew second)
      Then from the last line u drew draw a line form that line to the second line u drew no longer than that
      ----------------------------------------------------------
      And a square should appear on ur paper/iPad app that allows u to draw also if ur interested in drawing somthing type on UA-cam how to draw___________________
      Hope this helps cya

    • @AJ-uz3nc
      @AJ-uz3nc 6 років тому +32

      Omg I love your vids

  • @baja_scribblez4056
    @baja_scribblez4056 6 років тому +9111

    Girl: Are you single?
    Bryson: No I’m Bryson.

    • @Haxxer82
      @Haxxer82 6 років тому +224

      *seinfeld theme intensifies*

    • @khavarfacey5817
      @khavarfacey5817 6 років тому +158

      Is this the Krusty Krab
      No this is Patrick
      Is this the Krusty Krab
      No this is Patrick

    • @use2l
      @use2l 6 років тому +60

      NO THIS IS PATRICK

    • @nirby9549
      @nirby9549 6 років тому +14

      Im triggered

    • @smqllified
      @smqllified 6 років тому +20

      Dad jokes

  • @ouaeyyyyyy
    @ouaeyyyyyy 4 роки тому +502

    Girl: are you single
    Bryson: no I’m double

  • @TheInfintyithGoofball
    @TheInfintyithGoofball 4 місяці тому +39

    I think the entire Octopus attack saga is proof that guys actually CAN be harassed (because for some reason some people think it's not possible) and the same goes for girls being creeps.

  • @RobertIDK
    @RobertIDK 9 місяців тому +1021

    I spent my entire life thinking everyone named Hank was just born at the age of 45. There are 2 YEAR OLDS named HANK?!?!

  • @CrimsonBulpX1697
    @CrimsonBulpX1697 5 років тому +722

    Girl: are you single
    Bryson: no im multiplayer

  • @luisperlish
    @luisperlish 4 роки тому +1986

    Bryson: *Tries to avoid the stalker*
    Hank: *vibin' in the children's swimming area*

  • @starfoxsmash7002
    @starfoxsmash7002 4 місяці тому +72

    Bryson: "I'm 17."
    Girl: "I don't believe that."
    Bryson (again): "You're not the only one."

  • @ky8850
    @ky8850 5 років тому +416

    Girl: does he have a son?
    mom: *Y O U C A N T A L K T O H I M A B O U T T H A T*

    • @JYASOYT
      @JYASOYT 4 роки тому +11

      Girl: can I eat him?
      Mom: *YOU CAN TALK TO HIM ABOUT IT*

    • @nobs4565
      @nobs4565 4 роки тому +3

      Girl: wanna g-
      MOM: YOU CAN TALK TO HIM ABOU THAT

    • @themarkerisback3410
      @themarkerisback3410 4 роки тому +5

      Girl: can he eat me
      Mom: *Y O U C A N T A L K T O H I M A B O U T T H A T*

    • @vixouu7925
      @vixouu7925 4 роки тому +3

      Girl: can I kidnap him and sleep in his bed, trying to make him my boyfriend?
      My Mom: *Y O U C A N T A L K T O H I M A B O U T T H A T*

    • @Oddity22
      @Oddity22 4 роки тому +2

      Girl: is he pregnant?
      mom: *Y O U C A N T A L K T O H I M A B O U T T H A T*

  • @tmuto5119
    @tmuto5119 6 років тому +2398

    JAWS is nothing compared to the Octopus Attack

  • @sirbirdingtontheiii7561
    @sirbirdingtontheiii7561 4 роки тому +891

    Girl: are you single?
    Bryson: nah I’m plural

  • @the.wizard.ofBakas
    @the.wizard.ofBakas 4 місяці тому +7

    bro is is 21 right now he just has an a magical condition that makes him look young

  • @samalbudri1594
    @samalbudri1594 5 років тому +479

    Are you single?
    *NO, THIS IS PATRICK.*

  • @jaxoneubanks2068
    @jaxoneubanks2068 4 роки тому +814

    Bryson “ I am your father”
    Hank” NO that’s IMPOSSIBLE “

    • @plumpo1381
      @plumpo1381 4 роки тому +16

      Looks like someone is a man of culture

    • @auroralaura649
      @auroralaura649 4 роки тому +9

      Hank: then where’s ur wife Bryson?

    • @jaxoneubanks2068
      @jaxoneubanks2068 4 роки тому +3

      Aurora Laura she kinda died from sadness
      Dramatic I know

    • @realstikzz
      @realstikzz 4 роки тому

      Not trying to be mean but that is a bad joke...

    • @jaxoneubanks2068
      @jaxoneubanks2068 4 роки тому +1

      Ash and Gabe it’s kinda meant to be a bad joke

  • @likua8
    @likua8 4 роки тому +258

    Girl: are you single
    Bryson: No This Is Jake From STATEFARM

  • @azrealdreamurr-zg1gy
    @azrealdreamurr-zg1gy 4 місяці тому +11

    i love how the heart poster was slowly breaking in the background

    • @arandomacount
      @arandomacount 12 днів тому

      HOLY I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE GOOD EYES

  • @wolfyproductions98
    @wolfyproductions98 5 років тому +614

    Thanos: I’m inevitable.
    Bryson: Hi inevitable, I’m Bryson.
    *Enters dad jokes scene*

    • @chincerku
      @chincerku 4 роки тому +5

      HA

    • @jimistinger1604
      @jimistinger1604 4 роки тому +7

      My favorite scene in endgame

    • @ruv1206
      @ruv1206 4 роки тому +4

      WolfyProductions98
      Lol

    • @monicabruns1287
      @monicabruns1287 4 роки тому +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂that is so funny I can't stop Laughing

    • @monicabruns1287
      @monicabruns1287 4 роки тому +3

      Same jimi

  • @Syllabite
    @Syllabite 4 роки тому +411

    Girl: Are you single?
    Bryson: No this is Patrick.

  • @moonlightplayzoriginal6494
    @moonlightplayzoriginal6494 5 років тому +694

    Girl: Does he exist?
    Bryson's Mom: *y o u c a n t a l k t o h i m a b o u t t h a t*

  • @abdulilahsameer9417
    @abdulilahsameer9417 16 днів тому +4

    4:09 Don’t Talk To Me Or My Son Ever Again!

  • @lemonadesnake
    @lemonadesnake 3 роки тому +355

    its so cool how he changed into an infinitely better artstyle in literally a year

    • @cactuscuddler834
      @cactuscuddler834 3 роки тому +5

      Cookie run sucks

    • @abhinnbaxi6295
      @abhinnbaxi6295 3 роки тому +6

      @@cactuscuddler834 u make me angry random stranger on the internet.

    • @BENBOIONYT
      @BENBOIONYT 3 роки тому +6

      @@cactuscuddler834 OPINION IS NOT FACT

    • @BENBOIONYT
      @BENBOIONYT 3 роки тому +2

      You can say what you want, but It doesn’t matter, It’s just what you think, I like it, you may not, but thats ok, I still like it

    • @berrycool3433
      @berrycool3433 2 роки тому +3

      Cookie run is the best

  • @josephsantomauro8556
    @josephsantomauro8556 5 років тому +155

    Girl: are you single
    Bryson: NANI! 🔪

  • @Van.caswell125
    @Van.caswell125 5 місяців тому +3

    Wow, let’s respect how Bryson’s animating skills has gotten

  • @armaansidhu11
    @armaansidhu11 5 років тому +181

    girl: are you single
    Bryson: no this is my son hank
    hank: who is this girl

  • @WayneSmith4267
    @WayneSmith4267 5 років тому +340

    4:10 Hank: YOU'RE NOT MY DAD!

  • @frostsparkking504
    @frostsparkking504 3 роки тому +1069

    Bryson’s mom is great, saved his life unintendidly and stopped a stalker, way to go Bryson’s mom!

    • @christianefries-schlichter8641
      @christianefries-schlichter8641 3 роки тому +28

      DUDE WHAT IF THAT STALKER IS THE GURL FROM OCTOPUS ATACK PART 1

    • @stillbatch5893
      @stillbatch5893 2 роки тому +11

      @@christianefries-schlichter8641 idk but it will be 0000000000001 chance

    • @tjt_fan
      @tjt_fan 2 роки тому +11

      @@christianefries-schlichter8641 no because how would have been 12, girl #1 also ages

    • @wgamer85
      @wgamer85 2 роки тому +3

      I shouldve made my game character look ugly

    • @patelkhushboo
      @patelkhushboo 2 роки тому

      The girl sucks

  • @ijustwannabepwrtofyoursymphony
    @ijustwannabepwrtofyoursymphony Місяць тому

    i love how in the first one you made her look so ugly but in the second one you made her look like most peoples crushes

  • @Birdable
    @Birdable 5 років тому +394

    PLOT TWIST
    She was the girl from the first octopus attack

    • @Birdable
      @Birdable 5 років тому +7

      Man*
      But lol

    • @phongtruong8025
      @phongtruong8025 5 років тому +5

      You are that girl

    • @Birdable
      @Birdable 5 років тому +4

      @@phongtruong8025 uhm heheheheh......

    • @phongtruong8025
      @phongtruong8025 5 років тому +3

      OH damn IT you are not

    • @Explodingtv6Q
      @Explodingtv6Q 5 років тому +6

      PLOT TWIST 3
      The 2 girls were actually him

  • @bajalalal
    @bajalalal 5 років тому +174

    I wonder what hank was doing
    Hank: WHO THE FREACK IS THIS GIRL WITH MY DAD

    • @charliefrilla7619
      @charliefrilla7619 5 років тому +1

      Girl:hi I’m sixteen wanna hang out sometime?
      Bryson:help me hank pls I need help!!
      Hank:ay I ain’t sellin my big brother to you besides your to young so get out of my face

    • @AlexanderAcevedo-kx3ux
      @AlexanderAcevedo-kx3ux 7 місяців тому

      😂😂😂

    • @KimberlySoto-b8j
      @KimberlySoto-b8j Місяць тому

      You are 17 do you live here?🇺🇸

  • @cometcal7387
    @cometcal7387 4 роки тому +555

    Girl: Is he dead?
    Bryson's Mom: *You can talk to him about that.*
    EDIT: 420 LIEKS

    • @Ethan-oo2wh
      @Ethan-oo2wh 4 роки тому +8

      That’s some dark humor you got right there boi.

    • @gqcbutworse
      @gqcbutworse 4 роки тому +2

      I laughed too hard at that

    • @sourish8895
      @sourish8895 4 роки тому +3

      Ethan Guy *YOU CAN TALK TO HIM ABOUT THAT*

    • @ronaboyzgaming9777
      @ronaboyzgaming9777 4 роки тому

      You can talk with him about dat

    • @carlareid3336
      @carlareid3336 4 роки тому

      Princess danabar bruh

  • @jnissa1
    @jnissa1 3 місяці тому

    1 year of the legend later he gets better at animating
    6 years later… Every misses the old videos from Haminations😭😭😭

  • @infamous152
    @infamous152 4 роки тому +161

    Girl: Are you single?
    Me: _WHO SAYS THAT WHEN THEY FIRST SEE EACH OTHER!?!_

  • @JustARandomPersonLol69420
    @JustARandomPersonLol69420 2 роки тому +200

    I swear the animations have gone from good and nice to SILKY SMOOTH in like 2 years

  • @alant6305
    @alant6305 5 років тому +337

    Girl: Hey are you single?
    Bryson: No I'm double 😆

    • @Ghyfv
      @Ghyfv 5 років тому +4

      i'm speechless

    • @koboa
      @koboa 5 років тому +1

      Oh my, it’s Goku from OneyNG.

    • @alant6305
      @alant6305 5 років тому

      @@koboa :D

    • @pretendihaveacoolname1597
      @pretendihaveacoolname1597 5 років тому

      @@xiegos how is that a copy?

    • @xiegos
      @xiegos 5 років тому

      @@pretendihaveacoolname1597 oh wait I'm fucking stupid he took inspiration I'm ded

  • @zacharybroussard646
    @zacharybroussard646 6 місяців тому +3

    Brysons mom is crazy at keeping his secrets

  • @MicrowavedMedia
    @MicrowavedMedia 5 років тому +172

    Girl: a r e y o u s i n g l e ?
    Bryson: (goes through puberty)

    • @Ob1tuber
      @Ob1tuber 5 років тому +2

      And he gets super tall and his voice deep

    • @redjackal7823
      @redjackal7823 5 років тому +2

      Owen Baker *doesn’t happen* sorry just messing with you! 😂

    • @Ob1tuber
      @Ob1tuber 5 років тому +1

      Bryson has already gone through puberty because he is 17 or maybe 18

    • @PigIA
      @PigIA 5 років тому +1

      100th like

    • @Tuneuntuned
      @Tuneuntuned 5 років тому +1

      Omg I am dying

  • @mmediocrist
    @mmediocrist 3 роки тому +182

    “No, I don’t have any social media”
    Proceeds to self promote his Twitter

  • @goofybillydingle6198
    @goofybillydingle6198 4 роки тому +161

    Random girl in my school playground: Are you single? ☺
    Me: *NO, THIS IS PATRICK.*

    • @Mobropro12
      @Mobropro12 4 роки тому +2

      Is this A single dude?
      Me: *NO, THIS IS PATRICK.*

    • @slushhiplayz5904
      @slushhiplayz5904 4 роки тому +1

      ?

    • @vanessatavarez8643
      @vanessatavarez8643 4 роки тому +2

      @@slushhiplayz5904 I see you've never watched spongebob >:(

    • @zoereallylikescatz
      @zoereallylikescatz 4 роки тому

      If you've watched the episode of Nickelodeon nyou will understand

    • @goofybillydingle6198
      @goofybillydingle6198 4 роки тому +2

      @@zoereallylikescatz Yea its that meme where Patrick is in the telephone and yells at fish that he is patrick.

  • @Yuk1_58
    @Yuk1_58 Місяць тому

    Yo, Bryson, you got a great mom she telling no girl anything about you literal gold❤

  • @Faye_maci_b2009
    @Faye_maci_b2009 Рік тому +241

    "No I'm not single this is my son" actually had me dying and crying on the floor

  • @ilike_potatoes
    @ilike_potatoes 4 роки тому +194

    Bryson: "Hank, I am your FaThEr."
    Hank: "yOu'Re NoT mY dAd!"

  • @destinyjacobs7256
    @destinyjacobs7256 3 роки тому +57

    I've noticed that in the very beginning he has a heart poster in the background. As he starts talking the hart has a little crack and at the end It's fully broken. I liked this little Easter egg.

  • @lisunkanasha127
    @lisunkanasha127 3 місяці тому +3

    RIP bryson 💀 and I believe you are 17🎉

  • @lorenamontalvo2436
    @lorenamontalvo2436 5 років тому +96

    Hi *16* I’m Bryson
    I laughed for the rest of the day 2am 11pm

  • @SuperDupTNT
    @SuperDupTNT 3 роки тому +408

    Still to this day the best quote: "you can talk to him about that!"

    • @yum976
      @yum976 3 роки тому +14

      "YOU CAN TALK TO HIM ABOUT THAT"
      bryson's mom, 2018

    • @thatofftone5326
      @thatofftone5326 3 роки тому +6

      My mom would spill everything 😭

    • @Delta_rune_under_tale
      @Delta_rune_under_tale 3 роки тому +1

      Yup

    • @yum976
      @yum976 3 роки тому +1

      @Nathan Jereb LOL

    • @KirbyatYT
      @KirbyatYT 3 роки тому +2

      *you can talk to him about that*

  • @mmnoir2541
    @mmnoir2541 4 роки тому +153

    some random girl: hi I'm sixteen
    Bryson: Oh, Hi sixteen.

    • @gaming_coolrayplayz5748
      @gaming_coolrayplayz5748 4 роки тому

      Bob Gingus *since I am not interested about getting a gf*I would probably do the same I would say this. Her:hi I’m 16 me:hi 16 I’m Ray. Me again:can u stop stalking AND SHUT THE F**K UP!*then walked away*

    • @Radical_Dad1
      @Radical_Dad1 4 роки тому +1

      XD

    • @Radical_Dad1
      @Radical_Dad1 4 роки тому +1

      Dont curse

    • @ftethan5188
      @ftethan5188 4 роки тому +1

      @Nugget Cake why u so mad???

    • @troop7263
      @troop7263 4 роки тому +2

      hi sixteen im dad

  • @marzbarz762
    @marzbarz762 Місяць тому +1

    I’d love this channel. I came back to this video because it’s hilarious and we’re in 2024. And what if that’s the same girl.

  • @oxilinity34
    @oxilinity34 3 роки тому +139

    Bryson: playing in the pool
    The Girl: we've known each other, for so long

  • @SuperGamer-pn4fi
    @SuperGamer-pn4fi 5 років тому +161

    Girl: *Exists*
    Bryson's mum: *Breathes Heavily* Y O U C A N T A L K T O H I M A B O U T T H A T

    • @StupidIdiotBaby
      @StupidIdiotBaby 5 років тому +2

      Girl:can I get your number

    • @Kazario14
      @Kazario14 5 років тому +4

      *Y O U C A N T A L K T O H I M A B O U T T H A T*

    • @elizabethjimenez5687
      @elizabethjimenez5687 5 років тому +1

      Its mom not mum no offence

    • @StupidIdiotBaby
      @StupidIdiotBaby 5 років тому +1

      Bendy Dash but I did

    • @Kazario14
      @Kazario14 5 років тому +2

      *W E L L I M N O T G O N N A S E L L M Y S O N T O Y O U*

  • @BCEeE936
    @BCEeE936 6 років тому +286

    *Hi 16, I’m Bryson*
    *#DAD** JOKES* XD *GET IT? BECAUSE HE IS MY SON!*
    *Not actually*

  • @BryanQuinto-zd3ce
    @BryanQuinto-zd3ce 3 місяці тому +2

    It’s crazy how much Bryson in proved

  • @drakeo_meateor
    @drakeo_meateor Рік тому +36

    It’s cool that The heart keeps breaking every time we see Bryson and then his room

  • @travisenzofajardo8875
    @travisenzofajardo8875 5 років тому +125

    Girl: hey are you single
    Bryson: no *I got kissed*

  • @bobbypatterson4413
    @bobbypatterson4413 5 років тому +167

    girl:r u single??
    Bryson:NO this is my son
    Me:Wtf

    • @icewolf5611
      @icewolf5611 Рік тому +1

      if i heard that from someone who looked what 12? i would just drop dead

    • @Webt00n-lover
      @Webt00n-lover Рік тому

      @@icewolf5611 Fr tho

  • @EhBlut-gn4yl
    @EhBlut-gn4yl 5 місяців тому +3

    I believe you, Bryson

  • @Orion12014
    @Orion12014 7 місяців тому +17

    Bryson is not a simp and I respect that

    • @ruthongaro7530
      @ruthongaro7530 4 місяці тому

      Well it would have been pedophile stuff so he couldnt be a simp

  • @sssamson1768
    @sssamson1768 4 роки тому +67

    Alright everyone remember this:
    HAMINATIONS IS OVER 16

  • @jkaeplau3182
    @jkaeplau3182 5 років тому +132

    I M N O T G O N N A S E L L M Y S O N T O Y O U

    • @ifellinlegos5491
      @ifellinlegos5491 5 років тому +1

      imnotgonnasellmysontoyou
      Whar does that even mean?

    • @gacha_idiot5798
      @gacha_idiot5798 5 років тому +1

      Edwin Vazquez-charon boi it’s I’m not gonna sell my son to you with out spaces

    • @dan-tr5pi
      @dan-tr5pi 5 років тому

      Go nassle my son

    • @Ob1tuber
      @Ob1tuber 5 років тому

      Uhm where is the entitled parents when you need them

    • @deadasfucklol
      @deadasfucklol 5 років тому

      Edwin Vazquez-charon whar
      w h a r
      wHAR

  • @mavikgomlekliturk
    @mavikgomlekliturk 5 місяців тому +2

    Girl: Are you single?
    Bryson: No, i'm HupplePuff

  • @dead0bread064
    @dead0bread064 4 роки тому +33

    Girl: Hi I'm 16
    Bryson: Hi sixteen, I'm Bryson

  • @LovingLizzie
    @LovingLizzie 5 років тому +182

    Bryson: no I'm not single, THIS IS MY SON
    Me: bruh
    #TeamBryson

  • @khaotikrypt
    @khaotikrypt 5 років тому +770

    Are you single?
    *No, I’m bryson*

  • @HeidiBrown-g9k
    @HeidiBrown-g9k Місяць тому

    Those girls were sooo annoying I feel so sorry for you Bryson.🥺

  • @TheAlienHasArrived
    @TheAlienHasArrived Рік тому +39

    It honesty pains me knowing that there are some people in this world who are like this

  • @sergeant16bit
    @sergeant16bit Рік тому +102

    Moms being good moms is wholesome

  • @mrholeio3060
    @mrholeio3060 4 роки тому +126

    Plot Twist: Bryson is actually locked in an asylum and he's just imagining all of this.

  • @gamerbros9126
    @gamerbros9126 Місяць тому +1

    2:13 notice how his heart is breaking 😭

  • @Sam-mj4wy
    @Sam-mj4wy 3 роки тому +78

    I love that the heat poster in the backround breaks a little every time

    • @lyy2099
      @lyy2099 3 роки тому

      if you pay attention in brysons vids all the posters in the background moves

    • @nixu57
      @nixu57 3 роки тому

      @@lyy2099 yes

    • @kit-ket7789
      @kit-ket7789 3 роки тому

      @@lyy2099 changes not moves lol

    • @wynsfke
      @wynsfke 3 роки тому +1

      The what poster-

    • @SIENCERULEZ0-0
      @SIENCERULEZ0-0 3 роки тому

      @@wynsfke HEART

  • @Thomas_j041
    @Thomas_j041 6 років тому +279

    12 YEAR OLD TRIES TO FREAKING KILL ME AND MY SON!! ⁉️ (NOT CLICKBAIT???) 😳

  • @toddreading6197
    @toddreading6197 3 роки тому +215

    Girl: I don’t think that your seventeen
    Bryson: your not the only one.

  • @RawnaaHamad
    @RawnaaHamad 6 місяців тому +2

    Hey I love ur art and I love watching ur videos I giggled at some of them pls keep up the work!

  • @chappyvevo.
    @chappyvevo. 6 років тому +179

    I really like the production quality it looks really nice nice job 👍

  • @darthvader8565
    @darthvader8565 5 років тому +49

    It must have been the person from octopus attack 1

  • @pilotocarlos01
    @pilotocarlos01 4 роки тому +139

    Girl: hi I’m 16
    Bryson: hi 16 I’m Bryson
    *MEME*

  • @grnke
    @grnke 4 місяці тому

    The official quote of the day: “You can talk to him about that”

  • @mynameisNebual
    @mynameisNebual Рік тому +161

    really cute how he said he was helping his nephew have fun 😊

  • @jennyramos4338
    @jennyramos4338 3 роки тому +118

    The poster in his room was the stages of her heart

  • @YennieFer
    @YennieFer 6 років тому +966

    Embrace your youth, Bryson. I'm 29 years old and people still think I'm between 12-18. As you get to 60 years old and get mistaken for 20, they won't be laughing or mocking anymore...But full of envy. >:D

    • @ren5481
      @ren5481 6 років тому +12

      Yennie Fer what does it feel to be a grown up

    • @andrebeatz15
      @andrebeatz15 6 років тому +1

      um you might be 23 but not 29 (just saying)

    • @avanix2737
      @avanix2737 6 років тому +1

      A twelve year old isn’t done with 9th grade.

    • @00f77
      @00f77 6 років тому +3

      *COINCIDENCE!!!!*

    • @oliverparodies8608
      @oliverparodies8608 6 років тому +1

      Yep

  • @LandoIsTheGOAT_04
    @LandoIsTheGOAT_04 Місяць тому

    Me: (sees the poster)
    Also me: OH this is where bryson started his villain arc!

  • @galaxyandabiyt5196
    @galaxyandabiyt5196 5 років тому +147

    Girl:are you single?
    Me:yes but not ready to mingle

    • @ineedsomemilk2203
      @ineedsomemilk2203 5 років тому +2

      😂

    • @W_BricksYt
      @W_BricksYt 5 років тому +3

      I really say yes to anything other than people trying to kidnap me or rape but I’ll basically do anything a person tells me to do so if she would ask me it would go like this girl : r u single :me yea :girl r u ready to mingle yea even if I don’t even know what that mean

    • @galaxyandabiyt5196
      @galaxyandabiyt5196 5 років тому

      Holy 24 likes! Tysm!

    • @aguywholikesmilitary5394
      @aguywholikesmilitary5394 5 років тому

      UUUUUHHHHHHMMMMM WHAT

    • @dirtyredant77
      @dirtyredant77 5 років тому

      Urrrmmh.. okay? That is probably weird

  • @bobbsgaming1234
    @bobbsgaming1234 3 роки тому +156

    Girl: hi iam sixteen
    Bryson: hi sixteen, i’m bryson
    Me: HA! GOOD DAD JOKE

  • @CristianTheRich
    @CristianTheRich 6 років тому +187

    "Im not gonna sell my son to you" LMAOO IM DEAD

    • @daughterofloki4268
      @daughterofloki4268 6 років тому +3

      CristianTheRich it sounds as if the 12 year olds were Satan and they were asking for the mother to sell the spirit of her son

    • @CristianTheRich
      @CristianTheRich 6 років тому

      lmao yeah xD

    • @isotral
      @isotral 6 років тому

      CristianTheRich h

    • @moss8838
      @moss8838 6 років тому

      *mom jumps in front of bryson* IM NOT SELLING MY SON TO YOU YOU DARN FREAK!

    • @sweetiecube141
      @sweetiecube141 5 років тому

      Yes!😂

  • @bilhamukuha8008
    @bilhamukuha8008 4 місяці тому

    I love how the posters change every few minutes or seconds

  • @Sunny-jt4gs
    @Sunny-jt4gs 5 років тому +218

    Girl: are you single?
    Bryson: no im plural
    Girl: are you free this friday?
    Bryson: no im expensive
    Edit: lel thanks for 17 likes

    • @Ssaltcake
      @Ssaltcake 5 років тому +2

      Girl: I'm 16 you like my dives? ;)
      Bryson: No. I've seen better. Go fly a kite or something.

    • @minecraftexpertproskillz3604
      @minecraftexpertproskillz3604 5 років тому +3

      *Brings toaster into pool*
      Girl:electricutes
      Bryson: wasn’t that shocking

    • @fontenotlsu
      @fontenotlsu 5 років тому

      Now you have 39 likes

    • @davidrabino
      @davidrabino 5 років тому

      Thats a text 😂

    • @instablackyt846
      @instablackyt846 5 років тому +1

      bryson: NO IM EXPENSIVE EVERY DAY!!!!!!!!!!

  • @toddreading6197
    @toddreading6197 3 роки тому +144

    Girl: hi I’m sixteen
    Bryson: hi sixteen
    Sceinfield theme song playing in the background

  • @XX_THEgurl143
    @XX_THEgurl143 2 місяці тому +1

    Brave and you make such good animations you received a new subscriber. I really like your videos!

  • @I.r.i.s_13
    @I.r.i.s_13 Рік тому +59

    “Hi sIxTEeN Im BrYsOn “
    Some how I’m dead now💀💀

  • @Scented117
    @Scented117 3 роки тому +134

    I like how the heart continues to break everytime

  • @Ahhhhhhahhh
    @Ahhhhhhahhh 3 роки тому +75

    that girl: so he dose have a socoial meida
    bryson: deletes twiter

    • @chivarly2911
      @chivarly2911 3 роки тому +1

      *Deletes Life*

    • @juan.4187
      @juan.4187 3 роки тому +1

      You have alot of corrections so here does* social* media* twitter*

    • @maxydaxy5810
      @maxydaxy5810 3 роки тому

      @@juan.4187 stop correcting

    • @botas-uv1vo
      @botas-uv1vo 3 роки тому

      @@juan.4187 R/woosh

    • @juan.4187
      @juan.4187 3 роки тому

      @@maxydaxy5810 why?

  • @BlueberryRandomStuffAAAe
    @BlueberryRandomStuffAAAe 23 дні тому +1

    “YOU CAN TALK TO HIM ABOUT THAT.”

  • @Laster_N_Line
    @Laster_N_Line 2 роки тому +93

    The end part don’t talk to me or my son ever again is perfect

    • @brokenegg4753
      @brokenegg4753 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah! LOLZ.

    • @TheDarkDefender13
      @TheDarkDefender13 2 роки тому +1

      I’m pretty sure that’s from a Aquaticneptune video it’s a SpongeBob channel and Patrick had a book mark that looked like him and said “don’t ever talk to me or my son ever again”

    • @kjbdavis123
      @kjbdavis123 2 роки тому

      Lol a video like this

    • @Abels-world_official
      @Abels-world_official 2 роки тому

      yeah🤣

    • @dorianmines5706
      @dorianmines5706 2 роки тому

      LOL
      YOU:)

  • @nedzombie4886
    @nedzombie4886 5 років тому +147

    Girl: Hi I’m 16
    Bryson: Hi I’m Bryson
    Dad Jokes LOL

    • @sweetiecube141
      @sweetiecube141 5 років тому +2

      😂

    • @brutalwhatifz647
      @brutalwhatifz647 5 років тому +1

      Shgurr Cube me: I don’t get it
      Feadbear gaming: * y o u c a n t a l k t o h I m a b o u t t h a t*

    • @itsmagic1244
      @itsmagic1244 5 років тому +2

      The Seinfeld theme

    • @Levi_butbetter
      @Levi_butbetter 4 роки тому

      @SpideyFan the Seinfeld theme

  • @maxzabriskie3969
    @maxzabriskie3969 3 роки тому +31

    I’ve been in this exact situation, sunsplash. However I was very innocent and it took me 10 minutes for it to click that she was “flirting”
    I’m so sorry for you it was awkward. My brother saved me by literally pulling me out, after he saw me nearly fall back in surprise

  • @SamucaGames-dc4ht
    @SamucaGames-dc4ht 2 місяці тому +1

    Bryson your videos are so funny and great

  • @Ace-wy5ml
    @Ace-wy5ml 3 роки тому +60

    Bryson "I am now your illegal father"
    Hank "Your not my father 17 year old that gets confused for a 3 year old"

  • @magstar4656
    @magstar4656 5 років тому +162

    Stalker girl: do you have any social media’s?
    Bryson: and to that I did what any responsible person would do, I lied to her
    Me: *sniff* so... inspiring lol

  • @Zumas1
    @Zumas1 4 роки тому +125

    Girl: Are u single
    No body:
    Comment section: my time has come.

  • @Mira-je2yi
    @Mira-je2yi Місяць тому +2

    3:44 your mom's so smart:))

  • @universethefoxfoxguardian6291
    @universethefoxfoxguardian6291 6 років тому +190

    *_HI HUNGRY IM DAD_*
    *_NOW STARVE_*

    • @inksans8724
      @inksans8724 6 років тому

      How do you make the words like that? I haven't been on UA-cam for 4 years : |

    • @Elramso
      @Elramso 6 років тому

      I'm acuttly eating fries

    • @universethefoxfoxguardian6291
      @universethefoxfoxguardian6291 6 років тому +2

      mario boy6787
      Just put “*” or “_” or “-“ to show the effects
      Here I’ll show you what they do
      “*” is for > *this or THIS*
      “_” is for > _this or THIS_
      “-“ is for > -this or THIS-
      Oh yeah and you have to put 2 of any of those signs on each side of the word or sentence you want to be effected by it
      So yeah your welcome 😁
      Almost forgot you can combine them
      Example: *_this or THIS_*
      Example: _-this or THIS-_
      Example: *_-this or THIS-_*

    • @electrocuti
      @electrocuti 6 років тому

      Asdf movie lol

    • @alexg6831
      @alexg6831 6 років тому

      HAM for life bbbbbbbbboooooooooyyyyyyyyyy

  • @selthecinderace8801
    @selthecinderace8801 4 роки тому +25

    I like how hank is just casually sitting there like, wtf is happening ur NOT my DAD, just get me out of this stupid POOL and get to the chilldrens area already and SHUT UP. Very casual.